Given he’s polling at less than double figures, Guido was surprised to learn that Paddick even had policies, but apparently it’s ridiculous for LBC to ask how much his pointless promises would cost. The LibDems haven’t got a hope in hell, but they could at least have picked a candidate who would bring them some attention. Come back Lembit…
UPDATE: Meanwhile Ken is in new tax/donation trouble.
Lib Dems Should Support EU Referendum | LibDemVoice
Feldman’s Denial | Fraser Nelson
Obama’s Presidency is Imploding | Nile Gardiner
Miliband Could Be a Great PM | Thomas Pascoe
What Are You Really Paying in Income Tax? | TPA
Galloway’s Mad Month | The Commentator
Murdoch: Facebook is the New MySpace | Telegraph
Clegg’s Manifesto Referendum Pledge Spin Unravels | ConHome
Coalition Here to Stay | Ben Brogan
Tories Plan Coalition Divorce | Times
Public Doesn’t Back Dave on Europe | Peter Kellner
 |
 |
 |
 |
 |
 |
Tom Harris bemoans the public’s attitude to politicians…
“Mr Oborne echoes the lazy, anti-politics whine we hear so often these days, all based on the absurd notion that politicians were once loved and only fell out of public favour during the expenses scandal. He should take a walk to the Strangers’ Bar. But not to sup with the patrons he seems to despise so much, dearie me, no; he should instead look at the paintings on the corridor outside the bar, which depict the devastating fire which consumed most of the Palace in 1834. And he should reflect on the fact that on that dramatic night, as the Commons went up in flames, a crowd gathered on the South Bank to clap and cheer.”
The thing that Dave needs to work out is which group is more likely to vote Conservative. Mad swivel-eyed loons or mad homosexuals wishing to get married.
anyone but Ken!
Fuck this bumfuckery! I’m cooking on gas(oline)!
francis not doing well…. granny tax osborne stumbles….. the heat coming towards cameron. Losing steve Hilton is a bad omen.
The only thing you have to remember: no matter how utterly shit Camoron is, Miliband’s worse.
…and Balls is worst of all.
Ken’s as bent as a 17 Dinar note (donated by one of his mozzite mates).
17 Dinner note…thanks for that..Any Bubbly to go with them..
It tells you everything you need to know about the laziness of modern policemen.
The Liberal Democrats really need to rethink their campaign strategies for the London Mayoral race. It might even be worth not running a campaign in the future.
Hugh who?
Lib Dems who?
Galloway will celebrate today’s victory in a traditional Scottish manor by raising a glass of finest single malt
Where is this traditional scottish manor?
sir, I salute your indefatigability
Galloway doesn’t drink. Nor will he ever touch a bacon sandwich again.
You mean *have* picked. Is the fridge from earlier now empty?!
“They could of at least …………”
Now who in the Guido palace is so keen to demonstrate their bog standard comprehensive education?
Oy vey! Give a mensch a brake! Its almost shabbat.
Brake! Brake?
Clutching at straws.
And it’s “it’s”.
I could give more than just a break to THIS Mensch…
http://www.worldsocialism.org/spgb/sites/default/files/louise_bagshawe_2010.jpg
See above
Nonsense, I myself am innocent of all charges as you can see in my BBC interview below. Boaz.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-15953945
Me too Handy, my King Louie, my Teddy Bear, my Love.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/b018vdr3
Ken – best give Galloway a ring. See how its done.
George’s win gives our Ken a new complexion
No wonder he pushed the prophet connexion
Any guesses what Dave and Ed will do
To prove they’re more pro-Islam than those two?
They will be seen ogling the Queen’s daughter and overheard saying ‘Corr, Anne’
They are both planning to visit a Greggs to shout abuse at the sausage rolls
london is tolerant…unsuited for those who follow Galloway. The country is also tolerant, hence Galloway and his supporters are an oddity not mainstream, but hey ho they are our oddity … so hand’s off ‘em!
Galloway’s campaign shows just how much Asian immigrants have changed the electoral demography of this country. That he sends a letter to those immigrants appealing for their votes by kowtowing to the Muslim lifestyle tells you all you need to know about Galloway ( doesn’t appear he wants to represent the white folk of Bradford) and how the immigrant vote skews the electoral process.
Before any leftie troll calls me racist, let’s just say we’ll not see any recipricocity in Asian countries. Can you imagine their governments, or population for that matter, tolerating any foreign incomers having a big influence in their elections?
You’ll still be believing that tripe when the call to prayer is ringing around you five times a day.
Fucking annoying is that… don’t these muzzies have watches?
Galloway an oddity? What does that make Eds Moribund & Testicles?
Outside of the priviliged wealthy areas, London is a second world, soon to be third world shithole. Where I grew up, there are virtually no visible British people anymore. Tolerance is one thing, compulsory cultural suicide is entirely another.
ken’s ‘donation’ to labour to secure him his place as labour’s candidate for london mayor has breached HMRC tax laws.
Pity if they prosecute and he has to pay the HMRC the same amount that he paid to labour plus a fine!!
Dream on you old bat! They look after themselves.
And there I was thinking that HMRC treated us all the same!
Yep just like us in the Met…
Is Ken being continually punished for sins in a former life?
No. Just for the sins of being a former GLC leader.
That alone is worthy of the death penalty in any country that hasn’t succumbed to the liberal disease…
And a rank hypocrite.
@ link. How can you break HMRC rules when we already know that they just make them up as they go along, especially for seconded advisers that are given privileged non-employee status via some secret pact?.
Lol, Kens new tax headache?, he ain’t paying any, so where’s the headache, sounds like fucking bliss to me.
If he fails to get elected as London Mayor perhaps he could set himself up as a Tax Avoidance Adviser.
Livingstone Newt & Koran.
So it would become, “Do do as I do and do as I say.”
Russian cupid adverts on this blog!
Now you’re talking my language.
Nostravia, da?
Guido
Slow down on the booze
Gwido has not understood at his advanced age that
“Attention” by hanging a cock out in public, speaking inanities or taking endless bribes is not a claim to fame….
LOL
censorship at its worst old boy
” Oh yes it is,” you hapless celebrity.
Yipee Guido
Thanks for all the help
Camouflaged toffy toffs like me need you we can get
After all when I was in Pop at Eton no one loved me a much as you do
Keep it up aging peasant
Gwido will laugh every time except when it it at his expense
Bad player Huido !
Da peeps will not vote 4 a pooftur
She ‘decanted’ petrol from a can into a jar so her daughter could fill her car?
Why the fuck didn’t she ‘decant’ the fuel directly into her daughter’s car? What fucking use is a “jar of petrol”? And why do it next to a fucking lit hob?
Camoron: don’t apologise on TV to these mongs. Don’t express sympathy. They’re mongs. Mongs do stupid things. That’s what mongs do. Because they’re mongs. Don’t try to relate to these creatures.
Even Labour have jumped on the bandwagon trying to blame the government for this silly cow managing to barbecue herself. Then again, Labour don’t do personal responsibility.
How friggin’ thick do you have to be to decant petrol in a kitchen next to a lit cooker?
Yet Total are still claiming that having a 20ft flame (Flare) burning yards from the large gas cloud being produced by their leaking well is perfectly safe (so long as the wind remains in the right direction)
a tory mp told me to store it in jerry cans
it’s not my fault is it tho
i should get compensayshun and benefits and like that
its not my fault its the tv man wot dun it
Watching BBC news on Galloway, did he win a seat in Kabul? It fucking looks like it.
All hail the Bradford Spring …… hahahahaha
⬆
is that why we/our troops are in Kabul?
Wonder why all the Afghans in this country have not returned home to build a new Utopia?
Have you ever tired to build something from shit?
Most houses in England used to be built with straw and dung in Tudor times and before.
The House of Commons still today contains these components.
BBC News just asking aka galloway’s win in bradford ‘Why is ed miliband struggling to energise the Labour Party with so many big elections looming?’
Isn’t the answer obvious?
or, what next for the Bradford Spring and the arrogant sweaty sock leading it?
A Predator drone perhaps?
How many times do I have to reiterate – we are NOT in the business of factual reporting – that is for dummies, – and is far too costly in time and money for our limited resources.
No, – we proclaim the truth as handed down to us by such luminaries as Robot Pissd-On, Her High and Mightyness, Dabba Dabba DoooAbot, Mr and Mrs Bo-Locks and other excellent people at the Grouniad, – and of course our beloved Princess Poll of Tuscany. All this and more – in the name of He who watches over us, and for whose return we hunger.
AND PAY YOUR TELLY TAX!
The BBC were gutted, all that Champers ready to drink and Galloway spoilt it for them.
Take a listen to hard lefty feminist Jane Garvey and professional mong Pete Allen dropping themselves in it with their love for Nu Liebore and champers
http://www.esnips.com/displayimage.php?pid=14105874
Thanks Daisy, stuck it in favourites so next time one of my lefty friends comes round and starts on about how fine the bbc are i shall just replay, cant beat pissing off socialists!
You’re welcome, I have the bit where she wanks about the champers as my ringtone
Do Greggs use Hal Al meat in their pasties?
Yes. Halal pork.
I will ban dogs and pork from London – when I win.
And wimmin will be seen (a bit) – but not heard – unless spoken to.
MEAT ???
Don’t store fuel next to your diamond white store
You you fucker on council estates don’t drink the petrol either, drink meths.
Attention seekers like Ed Millichild and those sponsored by the spindoctors produce West Bradfords Guido
Don’t forget that in your hope that all politics become “Guidoised”
The result will be all sorts of surprises that you have not imagined
Some of which may be very nasty
You cannot fool all the people all the time as you should know
How did you become a professor without knowing anything about full-stops?
Because his surname is “Fuckwit”
Have you been sniffing glue again ?
Bet he drives a Toyota.
must be a professor of one of those topics that have the word “social” in it
or he’s one of those east anglian climate wranglers
The science is settled!
http://www.businessinsider.com/why-ceos-who-have-been-in-the-military-outperform-everyone-else-2012-3
So this is why political leaders are so shit.
Gwido says he doesn’t like the Dead Tree Press
Then spends his life trying to boost it on this blog ‘cos he has a “column”
Any explanation for the abrupt U turn ?!
It’s ‘cos ‘e likes oldin’ foldin’.
From little acorns mighty Oak trees grow?, not to be confused with Dutch Elm disease and a fried egg clock face.
There’s a glass bathroom shelf with a glass of water on it in The Tate Liverpool. Its called ” An Oak Tree “.
Can I display my latest work, its just an oak tree, aka a glass bathroom shelf with a glass of water on it.
I . . . er . . . . have to . . . er . . um . . . put on record my . . . . deep personal . . .admiration and . . er . . um . . respect for Mr LivingGallway . . for his success and . . panache . . and um . . attempts to meet people . . from different faiths . . .and . . um . . bring .. them to . . . an . . um . . er . . understanding of . . . what . . . it means . . to be . . Brit . . . oh no! . . I mustn’t say that . . it might make people feel oppressed and not valued and I feel value is so important as . . we . . um . .value those . . who tell us what to think . . if indeed we do think . . but that is an individual right . . so what I think may or may not be relevant t o . . um . . what you think and plans for London as a Beacon of Islam . . is . . um . . wonderful . . . . and um . . did I go off track there somewhere . . .? . . . is Bradford in Londonistan?
But let us pray . . . for our Brothers and Sisters and those are not . . um . . quite . . sure what they are . . . at the Grouniad and the BBC . . . and for all who support Mr Galingstone . . . ah, – my nightcap!
“After talking to the media and just before he was due to get on his campaign bus for a triumphant tour around his new patch, a lone protester began to shout abuse at Mr Galloway.
Several eggs were thrown in Mr Galloway’s direction, but none of them hit their target. Mr Galloway’s supporters stepped in to form a human shield between the MP and the egg-thrower.
Shortly afterwards, Mr Galloway proceeded with his open-topped bus tour to survey his new constituency”.
Never mind the attempted omelette, an open topped bus tour?, has this man no Ego [sic].
Go to work on an ego.
Why is it always eggs anyway?, I suppose if you threw a sachet of Tarter sauce at them people would think you were a weirdo.
It always provides a good yolk…
Agree, tarter sauce is very rare. Now tartare sauce ( aka sauce tartare ) is available in most chip shops.
Try making apple sauce with Bramleys, with the cut slices sprinkled with lemon juice to stop them from browning, and forget to add the sugar, as I did once. No sauce could be tarter.
How do they make it at the Cadogan Hotel? (I have posted my answer to you in the wrong place… Oh Blogger!)
With real tarts, judging by the one and only time I was there.
You don’t understand, Tarter sauce is a secret recipe for throwing at Ken.
Tom Badwind won’t be happy. Newsnight’s reporter just asked Galloway “What’s wrong with David Miliband’s Labour Party? Sorry, Ed Miliband’s Labour Party”. Galloway laughed and said “Well, by the time this goes out, it may well be David Miliband’s party”.
Comedy fans! Harriet Harman on Newsnight in a moment.
I say, I say… saw the wife on the BBC again, now theirs a funny thing!.
Emily Maitlis being surprisingly tough on Hardperson.
Because the BBC want Red Ed gone, the BBC know that even with the Tories making mongs look like Einstein there’s no way Red Ed will ever be PM. But the BBC think David Miliband will, except he needs to be made leader first. So by beating up on Red Ed and his followers the beeb hope that Liebore will do the decent thing.
I’ve lost count now of how many times I’ve see the BBC put up David Miliband’ on the caption when it’s Red Ed on screen.
Newsnight’s Allegra Stratton showed a lot of leg tonight. Nice.
Just as well because the rest isn’t that hot (with no disrespect to a middle aged woman with a pasty face and lank hair)
Dozy bitch still can’t bring herself to say anything shit about Nu Liebore though.
Guido, may I recommend an article for your “seen elsewhere” spot? Charles Moore in the Torygraph
It is the best analysis of our current leaders I have ever seen.
I watched The Hunger Games. It gave me some very good ideas should I ever become prime minister.
Freedom of speech update : http://kebabtime.blogspot.co.uk/2012/03/freedom-of-speech-update.html
sunny hundal is such a twat
Never actually seen him before
I have never seen a contributor so completely out of his depth. Even the bloke who News 24 mistakenly interviewed (you remember – the bloke that had actually come to service the office equipment) did better!
Embarassing actually.
Ditto
Ah. Found it. Apologies he was a taxi driver who have come to pick up a fare at the BBC. Actually having watched it again he was loads better than Hundal
Even Theresa May changes her garb occasionally.
But why has Harriet worn that purple blanket every day for the past 2 months.
And what is it with purple. Ed’s ties have been purple for the same period.
Is it Advent?
Francis Maude’s tie, Telegraph….purple
Purple is the colour of the New World Order and it’s followers. It signifies loyalty to the cause. After his EU veto, Cameron wore a purple tie at PMQ’s to show he was still loyal to the cause.
She’s worn it for the past two years and alternates it with a frock that has a highly appropriate friesian pattern.
She’s been wearing the same face for some time also. I noticed tonight that that’s getting the worse for wear too.
Note to self: Must get rid of the HD TV.
They think they’re pros.
As any doctor knows, the obsession with the colour purple is a symptom.
Ed really should consider further nasal surgery. Having his adenoids removed did fuck all for his voice.
Now where was that face transplant done?
I’ll sort him.
Having his brain removed didn’t help either.
Hеrе аrе sоmе stаtіstіcs frоm RоSPA. Thеy аrе а bіt оld but I dоubt thеy аrе thаt fаr оff.
Yоur quеry fоund thе fоllоwіng аccіdеnt vіctіms:
Objеct оr prоduct іnvоlvеd: Pеtrоl
Yеаr Vіctіms
2000 2,927
2001 2,749
2002 2,870
Lооks lіkе thеrе аrе clоsе tо 8 аccіdеnts pеr dаy іnvоlvіng pеtrоl. Sо аt lеаst оnе unfоrtunаtе аccіdеnt tоdаy shоuld cоmе аs nо surprіsе, аnd SHOULD NOT BE NEWS.
Thаt іs аll.
‘Come back Lembit’ …? When Lembit is better than anyone else, it is the worst of times, worse than anyone could imagine, the final Abandon Hope moment.
If the answer is Lembit, what could the question possibly be?
“Do you want fries with that?” obviously.
“Who’s a cheeky boy?”
Why is Muamba wearing a hoodie in hospital?
He wants to show solidarity with the slain brutha in Florida. That, or he feels cold.
NHS blamkets are very thin. All the money gets spent on the staff.
I no longer care who gets in, as they are all fucking useless..
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-wiltshire-17562037
Grow a fucking spine you soft twats! Caution my fucking arse!
Now, don’t be too hard on poor old Plod
Minding how they go can be a sod
This racism scam gets so absurd
They have to watch their every word
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-17569400
“Grace Ononiwu, deputy chief crown prosecutor for the CPS London …”
One of the Berkshire Ononiwus, no doubt.
http://www.guardian.co.uk/money/2012/mar/30/mastercard-visa-breach-security-creditcard
Yеаh, thаt’s bееn knоwn fоr а whіlе.
Thе prоblеm іs mаdе wоrsе bеcаusе sоmе rеtаіlеrs, nоtаbly Amаzоn, dо nоt rеquіrе thе numbеr оn thе bаck оf thе cаrd. Thіs іs nоt stоrеd оn thе chіp аnd cаn’t bе clоnеd іn thіs wаy.
DOH!