March 30th, 2012

Paddy’s Pricing Panic


Given he’s polling at less than double figures, Guido was surprised to learn that Paddick even had policies, but apparently it’s ridiculous for LBC to ask how much his pointless promises would cost. The LibDems haven’t got a hope in hell, but they could at least have picked a candidate who would bring them some attention. Come back Lembit…

UPDATE: Meanwhile Ken is in new tax/donation trouble.


140 Comments

  1. 1
    rofl says:

    anyone but Ken!

  2. 2
    Life: Downloaded says:

    The Liberal Democrats really need to rethink their campaign strategies for the London Mayoral race. It might even be worth not running a campaign in the future.

  3. 3
    picky - adjective (informal) says:

    You mean *have* picked. Is the fridge from earlier now empty?!

  4. 4
    TGF UKIP says:

    “They could of at least …………”

    Now who in the Guido palace is so keen to demonstrate their bog standard comprehensive education?

  5. 5
    Screw the lot of them says:

    See above

  6. 6

    Ken – best give Galloway a ring. See how its done.

  7. 7
    Francis Maude's Public Safety Announcement #9,317 says:

    Fuck this bumfuckery! I’m cooking on gas(oline)!

  8. 8
    Guido says:

    Oy vey! Give a mensch a brake! Its almost shabbat.

  9. 9
    nellnewman says:

    ken’s ‘donation’ to labour to secure him his place as labour’s candidate for london mayor has breached HMRC tax laws.

    Pity if they prosecute and he has to pay the HMRC the same amount that he paid to labour plus a fine!!

  10. 10
    glynn hoddle says:

    Is Ken being continually punished for sins in a former life?

  11. 11
    8i11y says:

    Dream on you old bat! They look after themselves.

  12. 12
    annette curton says:

    @ link. How can you break HMRC rules when we already know that they just make them up as they go along, especially for seconded advisers that are given privileged non-employee status via some secret pact?.

  13. 13
    albacore says:

    George’s win gives our Ken a new complexion
    No wonder he pushed the prophet connexion
    Any guesses what Dave and Ed will do
    To prove they’re more pro-Islam than those two?

  14. 14
    annette curton says:

    Lol, Kens new tax headache?, he ain’t paying any, so where’s the headache, sounds like fucking bliss to me.

  15. 15
    Go-all-the-way-with-Galloway says:

    Hugh who?

    Lib Dems who?

  16. 16
    A pr cunning stunt says:

    They will be seen ogling the Queen’s daughter and overheard saying ‘Corr, Anne’

  17. 17
    show-fur says:

    Brake! Brake?
    Clutching at straws.

  18. 18
    nellnewman says:

    And there I was thinking that HMRC treated us all the same!

  19. 19
    nellnewman says:

    If he fails to get elected as London Mayor perhaps he could set himself up as a Tax Avoidance Adviser.

  20. 20

    They are both planning to visit a Greggs to shout abuse at the sausage rolls

  21. 21

    No. Just for the sins of being a former GLC leader.

  22. 22
    annette curton says:

    Livingstone Newt & Koran.

  23. 23
    HandyCock says:

    Russian cupid adverts on this blog!
    Now you’re talking my language.
    Nostravia, da?

  24. 24
    Le Monde correspondent says:

    Guido

    Slow down on the booze

  25. 25
    nightwatch says:

    ” Oh yes it is,” you hapless celebrity.

  26. 26
    WS Churchill says:

    Gwido has not understood at his advanced age that

    “Attention” by hanging a cock out in public, speaking inanities or taking endless bribes is not a claim to fame….

  27. 27
    WS Churchill says:

    LOL

    censorship at its worst old boy

  28. 28
    Blo Jo and his Harem says:

    Yipee Guido

    Thanks for all the help

    Camouflaged toffy toffs like me need you we can get

    After all when I was in Pop at Eton no one loved me a much as you do

    Keep it up aging peasant

  29. 29
    Only a Labour mong empties petrol next to a cooker says:

    Da peeps will not vote 4 a pooftur

  30. 30
    Blo Jo and his Harem says:

    Gwido will laugh every time except when it it at his expense

    Bad player Huido !

  31. 31
    Drop a Daisy cutter on the BBC says:

    Watching BBC news on Galloway, did he win a seat in Kabul? It fucking looks like it.

  32. 32
    nellnewman says:

    BBC News just asking aka galloway’s win in bradford ‘Why is ed miliband struggling to energise the Labour Party with so many big elections looming?’

    Isn’t the answer obvious?

  33. 33
    RighteO..🔥🔥🔥 says:

    francis not doing well…. granny tax osborne stumbles….. the heat coming towards cameron. Losing steve Hilton is a bad omen.

  34. 34
    RighteO..🔥🔥🔥 says:

    london is tolerant…unsuited for those who follow Galloway. The country is also tolerant, hence Galloway and his supporters are an oddity not mainstream, but hey ho they are our oddity … so hand’s off ‘em!

  35. 35
    ToonBob... says:

    All hail the Bradford Spring …… hahahahaha

  36. 36
    RighteO.↘↘↘↘↘ says:

    is that why we/our troops are in Kabul?

  37. 37
    Some Geezer wot's not about to turn down this old "Bag" says:

    I could give more than just a break to THIS Mensch…

  38. 38
    ToonBob... says:

    or, what next for the Bradford Spring and the arrogant sweaty sock leading it?

  39. 39
    ToonBob... says:

    Wonder why all the Afghans in this country have not returned home to build a new Utopia?

  40. 40
    Drop a Daisy cutter on the BBC says:

    The BBC were gutted, all that Champers ready to drink and Galloway spoilt it for them.

    Take a listen to hard lefty feminist Jane Garvey and professional mong Pete Allen dropping themselves in it with their love for Nu Liebore and champers

    http://www.esnips.com/displayimage.php?pid=14105874

  41. 41
    Drop a Daisy cutter on the BBC says:

    A Predator drone perhaps?

  42. 42
    Drop a Daisy cutter on the BBC says:

    Have you ever tired to build something from shit?

  43. 43
    ToonBob... says:

    Do Greggs use Hal Al meat in their pasties?

  44. 44
    Everyone in Britain says:

    The only thing you have to remember: no matter how utterly shit Camoron is, Miliband’s worse.

  45. 45
    English for Dummies says:

    And it’s “it’s”.

  46. 46
    Health & safety announcement by the BBC says:

    Don’t store fuel next to your diamond white store

  47. 47
    Professor says:

    Attention seekers like Ed Millichild and those sponsored by the spindoctors produce West Bradfords Guido

    Don’t forget that in your hope that all politics become “Guidoised”

    The result will be all sorts of surprises that you have not imagined

    Some of which may be very nasty

    You cannot fool all the people all the time as you should know

  48. 48
    Gooey Blob says:

    …and Balls is worst of all.

  49. 49
    They really are thick, aren't they? says:

    She ‘decanted’ petrol from a can into a jar so her daughter could fill her car?

    Why the fuck didn’t she ‘decant’ the fuel directly into her daughter’s car? What fucking use is a “jar of petrol”? And why do it next to a fucking lit hob?

    Camoron: don’t apologise on TV to these mongs. Don’t express sympathy. They’re mongs. Mongs do stupid things. That’s what mongs do. Because they’re mongs. Don’t try to relate to these creatures.

  50. 50
    CYNICAL OLD MAN says:

    Galloway’s campaign shows just how much Asian immigrants have changed the electoral demography of this country. That he sends a letter to those immigrants appealing for their votes by kowtowing to the Muslim lifestyle tells you all you need to know about Galloway ( doesn’t appear he wants to represent the white folk of Bradford) and how the immigrant vote skews the electoral process.

    Before any leftie troll calls me racist, let’s just say we’ll not see any recipricocity in Asian countries. Can you imagine their governments, or population for that matter, tolerating any foreign incomers having a big influence in their elections?

  51. 51
    BBC says:

    Galloway will celebrate today’s victory in a traditional Scottish manor by raising a glass of finest single malt

  52. 52
    smoggie says:

    So it would become, “Do do as I do and do as I say.”

  53. 53
    CYNICAL OLD MAN says:

    Even Labour have jumped on the bandwagon trying to blame the government for this silly cow managing to barbecue herself. Then again, Labour don’t do personal responsibility.

    How friggin’ thick do you have to be to decant petrol in a kitchen next to a lit cooker?

  54. 54
    Confused of Planet Earth says:

    How did you become a professor without knowing anything about full-stops?

  55. 55
    Distraught master & commander says:

    Thanks Daisy, stuck it in favourites so next time one of my lefty friends comes round and starts on about how fine the bbc are i shall just replay, cant beat pissing off socialists!

  56. 56
    Distraught master & commander says:

    http://www.businessinsider.com/why-ceos-who-have-been-in-the-military-outperform-everyone-else-2012-3

    So this is why political leaders are so shit.

  57. 57
    Infanta of Castile says:

    Where is this traditional scottish manor?

  58. 58
    Anonymous says:

    Yes. Halal pork.

  59. 59
    Abu Dhabu Du says:

    Ken’s as bent as a 17 Dinar note (donated by one of his mozzite mates).

  60. 60
    SFG says:

    Yet Total are still claiming that having a 20ft flame (Flare) burning yards from the large gas cloud being produced by their leaking well is perfectly safe (so long as the wind remains in the right direction)

  61. 61
    taC eht abbaJ says:

    That alone is worthy of the death penalty in any country that hasn’t succumbed to the liberal disease…

  62. 62
    laber votin mong says:

    a tory mp told me to store it in jerry cans

    it’s not my fault is it tho

    i should get compensayshun and benefits and like that

    its not my fault its the tv man wot dun it

  63. 63
    fruitcake says:

    Because his surname is “Fuckwit”

  64. 64
    Professor says:

    Have you been sniffing glue again ?

  65. 65
    Salvador Dali says:

    Gwido says he doesn’t like the Dead Tree Press

    Then spends his life trying to boost it on this blog ‘cos he has a “column”

    Any explanation for the abrupt U turn ?!

  66. 66
    Stu Dent says:

    Bet he drives a Toyota.

  67. 67
    Avida Dollars says:

    It’s ‘cos ‘e likes oldin’ foldin’.

  68. 68
    Red (Londona Beacon of Islam) LivingScum, with a nasal drone, says:

    I will ban dogs and pork from London – when I win.

    And wimmin will be seen (a bit) – but not heard – unless spoken to.

  69. 69
    The Direktor of PolitKlee Krect and Konvenient Troof at Al Ja Beeba, the Brown Bullshit Corpse says:

    How many times do I have to reiterate – we are NOT in the business of factual reporting – that is for dummies, – and is far too costly in time and money for our limited resources.

    No, – we proclaim the truth as handed down to us by such luminaries as Robot Pissd-On, Her High and Mightyness, Dabba Dabba DoooAbot, Mr and Mrs Bo-Locks and other excellent people at the Grouniad, – and of course our beloved Princess Poll of Tuscany. All this and more – in the name of He who watches over us, and for whose return we hunger.

    AND PAY YOUR TELLY TAX!

  70. 70
    Archy Bishop of Canterbury says:

    I . . . er . . . . have to . . . er . . um . . . put on record my . . . . deep personal . . .admiration and . . er . . um . . respect for Mr LivingGallway . . for his success and . . panache . . and um . . attempts to meet people . . from different faiths . . .and . . um . . bring .. them to . . . an . . um . . er . . understanding of . . . what . . . it means . . to be . . Brit . . . oh no! . . I mustn’t say that . . it might make people feel oppressed and not valued and I feel value is so important as . . we . . um . .value those . . who tell us what to think . . if indeed we do think . . but that is an individual right . . so what I think may or may not be relevant t o . . um . . what you think and plans for London as a Beacon of Islam . . is . . um . . wonderful . . . . and um . . did I go off track there somewhere . . .? . . . is Bradford in Londonistan?

    But let us pray . . . for our Brothers and Sisters and those are not . . um . . quite . . sure what they are . . . at the Grouniad and the BBC . . . and for all who support Mr Galingstone . . . ah, – my nightcap!

  71. 71
    annette curton says:

    “After talking to the media and just before he was due to get on his campaign bus for a triumphant tour around his new patch, a lone protester began to shout abuse at Mr Galloway.

    Several eggs were thrown in Mr Galloway’s direction, but none of them hit their target. Mr Galloway’s supporters stepped in to form a human shield between the MP and the egg-thrower.

    Shortly afterwards, Mr Galloway proceeded with his open-topped bus tour to survey his new constituency”.
    Never mind the attempted omelette, an open topped bus tour?, has this man no Ego [sic].

  72. 72
    Yates.."Of the Yard" says:

    17 Dinner note…thanks for that..Any Bubbly to go with them..

  73. 73
    Yates.."Of the Yard" says:

    Yep just like us in the Met…

  74. 74
    Sherlock says:

    must be a professor of one of those topics that have the word “social” in it

    or he’s one of those east anglian climate wranglers

  75. 75
    Drop a Daisy cutter on the BBC says:

    You’re welcome, I have the bit where she wanks about the champers as my ringtone :)

  76. 76
    Drop a Daisy cutter on the BBC says:

    You you fucker on council estates don’t drink the petrol either, drink meths.

  77. 77
    Poor old Ed gets sidelined again says:

    Tom Badwind won’t be happy. Newsnight’s reporter just asked Galloway “What’s wrong with David Miliband’s Labour Party? Sorry, Ed Miliband’s Labour Party”. Galloway laughed and said “Well, by the time this goes out, it may well be David Miliband’s party”.

  78. 78
    annette curton says:

    From little acorns mighty Oak trees grow?, not to be confused with Dutch Elm disease and a fried egg clock face.

  79. 79
    Harriet the comedian says:

    Comedy fans! Harriet Harman on Newsnight in a moment.

  80. 80

    Go to work on an ego.

  81. 81
    Harriet the comedian says:

    Emily Maitlis being surprisingly tough on Hardperson.

  82. 82
    Short skirt says:

    Newsnight’s Allegra Stratton showed a lot of leg tonight. Nice.

  83. 83
    Fred West Paving Ltd says:

    sir, I salute your indefatigability

  84. 84
    Bogeyman says:

    Guido, may I recommend an article for your “seen elsewhere” spot? Charles Moore in the Torygraph

    It is the best analysis of our current leaders I have ever seen.

  85. 85
    annette curton says:

    I say, I say… saw the wife on the BBC again, now theirs a funny thing!.

  86. 86
    Ed Balls says:

    I watched The Hunger Games. It gave me some very good ideas should I ever become prime minister.

  87. 87
    Bogeyman says:

    Just as well because the rest isn’t that hot (with no disrespect to a middle aged woman with a pasty face and lank hair)

  88. 88
  89. 89
  90. 90

    sunny hundal is such a twat

  91. 91
    Ah! Monika says:

    Even Theresa May changes her garb occasionally.

    But why has Harriet worn that purple blanket every day for the past 2 months.

    And what is it with purple. Ed’s ties have been purple for the same period.

    Is it Advent?

  92. 92
    Ken Lyingstone says:

  93. 93
    annette curton says:

    Why is it always eggs anyway?, I suppose if you threw a sachet of Tarter sauce at them people would think you were a weirdo.

  94. 94
    Sounds like he has a permanent blocked nose says:

    Ed really should consider further nasal surgery. Having his adenoids removed did fuck all for his voice.

  95. 95
    Ah! Monika says:

    Francis Maude’s tie, Telegraph….purple

  96. 96

    It always provides a good yolk…

  97. 97
    Ah! Monika says:

    Now where was that face transplant done?

  98. 98
    A pragmatist says:

    And a rank hypocrite.

  99. 99
    Ah! Monika says:

    Agree, tarter sauce is very rare. Now tartare sauce ( aka sauce tartare ) is available in most chip shops.

  100. 100
    Ah! Monika says:

    There’s a glass bathroom shelf with a glass of water on it in The Tate Liverpool. Its called ” An Oak Tree “.

  101. 101
    Ah! Monika says:

    MEAT ???

  102. 102
    Another Engineer says:

    Hеrе аrе sоmе stаtіstіcs frоm RоSPA. Thеy аrе а bіt оld but I dоubt thеy аrе thаt fаr оff.

    Yоur quеry fоund thе fоllоwіng аccіdеnt vіctіms:
    Objеct оr prоduct іnvоlvеd: Pеtrоl

    Yеаr Vіctіms
    2000 2,927
    2001 2,749
    2002 2,870

    Lооks lіkе thеrе аrе clоsе tо 8 аccіdеnts pеr dаy іnvоlvіng pеtrоl. Sо аt lеаst оnе unfоrtunаtе аccіdеnt tоdаy shоuld cоmе аs nо surprіsе, аnd SHOULD NOT BE NEWS.

    Thаt іs аll.

  103. 103
    Tachybaptus says:

    ‘Come back Lembit’ …? When Lembit is better than anyone else, it is the worst of times, worse than anyone could imagine, the final Abandon Hope moment.

  104. 104
    Tachybaptus says:

    Try making apple sauce with Bramleys, with the cut slices sprinkled with lemon juice to stop them from browning, and forget to add the sugar, as I did once. No sauce could be tarter.

  105. 105
    Fish says:

    Never actually seen him before

    I have never seen a contributor so completely out of his depth. Even the bloke who News 24 mistakenly interviewed (you remember – the bloke that had actually come to service the office equipment) did better!

    Embarassing actually.

  106. 106
    Simple question says:

    Why is Muamba wearing a hoodie in hospital?

  107. 107
    Ah! Monika says:

    Ditto

  108. 108
    Fish says:

    She’s worn it for the past two years and alternates it with a frock that has a highly appropriate friesian pattern.

    She’s been wearing the same face for some time also. I noticed tonight that that’s getting the worse for wear too.

    Note to self: Must get rid of the HD TV.

  109. 109
    Some Geezer wot suspects it's the latter says:

    He wants to show solidarity with the slain brutha in Florida. That, or he feels cold.

  110. 110

    If the answer is Lembit, what could the question possibly be?

  111. 111
    Another day in Bizarro world says:

    You’ll still be believing that tripe when the call to prayer is ringing around you five times a day.

  112. 112
    Drop a Daisy cutter on the BBC says:

    Dozy bitch still can’t bring herself to say anything shit about Nu Liebore though.

  113. 113

    How do they make it at the Cadogan Hotel? (I have posted my answer to you in the wrong place… Oh Blogger!)

  114. 114
    Drop a Daisy cutter on the BBC says:

    Because the BBC want Red Ed gone, the BBC know that even with the Tories making mongs look like Einstein there’s no way Red Ed will ever be PM. But the BBC think David Miliband will, except he needs to be made leader first. So by beating up on Red Ed and his followers the beeb hope that Liebore will do the decent thing.

    I’ve lost count now of how many times I’ve see the BBC put up David Miliband’ on the caption when it’s Red Ed on screen.

  115. 115

    Most houses in England used to be built with straw and dung in Tudor times and before.

    The House of Commons still today contains these components.

  116. 116
    Tachybaptus says:

    With real tarts, judging by the one and only time I was there.

  117. 117
    Anonymous says:

    You don’t understand, Tarter sauce is a secret recipe for throwing at Ken.

  118. 118
    annette curton says:

    Can I display my latest work, its just an oak tree, aka a glass bathroom shelf with a glass of water on it.

  119. 119
    Handycock (Teen Fondler) says:

    Nonsense, I myself am innocent of all charges as you can see in my BBC interview below. Boaz.

    http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-15953945

  120. 120
    Katia says:

    Me too Handy, my King Louie, my Teddy Bear, my Love.

    http://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/b018vdr3

  121. 121
    Trigger says:

    I no longer care who gets in, as they are all fucking useless..

    http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-wiltshire-17562037

    Grow a fucking spine you soft twats! Caution my fucking arse!

  122. 122
    albacore says:

    Now, don’t be too hard on poor old Plod
    Minding how they go can be a sod
    This racism scam gets so absurd
    They have to watch their every word

    http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-17569400

  123. 123
    smoggie says:

    Fucking annoying is that… don’t these muzzies have watches?

  124. 124
    smoggie says:

    Galloway doesn’t drink. Nor will he ever touch a bacon sandwich again.

  125. 125
    Old Mother says:

    “Do you want fries with that?” obviously.

  126. 126
    Avida Dollars says:

    They think they’re pros.

  127. 127
    Eric Joyce says:

    I’ll sort him.

  128. 128
  129. 129
    Rufus Stone says:

    Galloway an oddity? What does that make Eds Moribund & Testicles?

  130. 130
    Another Engineer says:

    Yеаh, thаt’s bееn knоwn fоr а whіlе.

    Thе prоblеm іs mаdе wоrsе bеcаusе sоmе rеtаіlеrs, nоtаbly Amаzоn, dо nоt rеquіrе thе numbеr оn thе bаck оf thе cаrd. Thіs іs nоt stоrеd оn thе chіp аnd cаn’t bе clоnеd іn thіs wаy.

    DOH!

  131. 131
    Archer Karcher says:

    Outside of the priviliged wealthy areas, London is a second world, soon to be third world shithole. Where I grew up, there are virtually no visible British people anymore. Tolerance is one thing, compulsory cultural suicide is entirely another.

  132. 132
    Professor Fibbs ( £10 million government grant pending ) says:

    The science is settled!

  133. 133
    Robert Peel's Top Hat says:

    It tells you everything you need to know about the laziness of modern policemen.

  134. 134
    Bed 57, Pilgrim Ward says:

    NHS blamkets are very thin. All the money gets spent on the staff.

  135. 135
    Bed 57, Pilgrim Ward says:

    As any doctor knows, the obsession with the colour purple is a symptom.

  136. 136
    Fancy that! says:

    Purple is the colour of the New World Order and it’s followers. It signifies loyalty to the cause. After his EU veto, Cameron wore a purple tie at PMQ’s to show he was still loyal to the cause.

  137. 137
    Fish says:

    Ah. Found it. Apologies he was a taxi driver who have come to pick up a fare at the BBC. Actually having watched it again he was loads better than Hundal

  138. 138
    2nd Class Citizen says:

    “Grace Ononiwu, deputy chief crown prosecutor for the CPS London …”

    One of the Berkshire Ononiwus, no doubt.

  139. 139
    you don't have to be a weather girl to know which way the wind blows says:

    “Who’s a cheeky boy?”

  140. 140
    Branesurjon says:

    Having his brain removed didn’t help either.


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