March 24th, 2012

Owen Jones Gets Brillo-Owned


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    anyway says:

    What was Owen Jones doing up that late?

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    Old Tory Bigot says:

    Doesn’t need the purile soundtrack Guido. It distracts from the boy Jones making an arse of himself.

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    Well it's a thought says:

    Don’t honestly know why your wasting your time giving that schoolboy idiot a breath of free PR, he is what he is a pure idiot who spouts pure crap and he’s using it to get known by the public, next thing is for him to be dropped into a safe Liebour seat which I think is all he’s after.

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    Baron Hogwash says:

    Who the hell is this prat who keeps getting so much airtime on the BBC. I vomit everytime I am forced into listening to his ramblings.

    Grow up, live a little and learn what the hell you are talking about before spouting crap.

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    Jacky Treehorn says:

    What a plonker, he just kept digging.

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    Headline says:

    Owe Jones gets Brill-Owned.

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    Education, Edyerkayshun, Eddyookaashun says:

    Another product of the Reign of Terror 1997-2010 rolls off the production line.

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    Andrew Efiong says:

    He can’t even tell the difference between income and assets.

    No wonder Labour still get confused over the debt and deficit!

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    Simone says:

    Never mind Owen jones, how can that war criminal Alastair Campbell even show himself in public?

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    Tom Tomos says:

    Andrew Neil.

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    Hooter says:

    You ruined it with the sound effects. He is a very silly little boy and is quite capable of hanging himself all alone.

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    Unaligned voter says:

    Funny that I fell asleep just afterwards.
    Mr (RIP OFF BRITAIN) FROGSPAWN just gave his richmates £10,000 each in tax saving. Only today he is planning to save £10 BILLION via taxpayers. What about a Cabinet contribition of £10K each – it will cost them nothing the thieving bastards.

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    Unaligned voter says:

    As soon as I saw Campbell, I wrenched. How (and why) does Brillo attract such guests?

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    Headline says:

    See i do have the odd bit of genius :) #winning

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    He knew he was right says:

    He obviously can’t understand the difference between fact or fiction either but that isn’t necessarily a bar to a successful career in the Labour Party of course

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    This one doesn't have silly sound effects says:

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    Jimmy says:

    With Maths skills like that you should hire him.

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    Unaligned voter says:

    Even ypou have to admit that the turd Milliband got in a well times pointing moment “which cabinet member gains under the budget, hands up, hands up” – No response.
    (A good moment, for my money).

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    Keith Dovkunts says:

    Guido, that laughter is sooooo apt! LOL! Poor, wee Owen came over as a complete gobby tosser . . .

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    Plod says:

    Good background on increasing threat…bent banks laundering their money, bent solicitors and PR companies….London is a soft touch

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    Unaligned voter says:

    Who? Frogspawn? He has his own team of morons already.

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    The Liebour Party says:

    It’s much easier to control people when you’ve brain-washed them.

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    sherwoodpatriot says:

    Millionaires cost us a lot less than Welsh benefit claimants.

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    annette curton says:

    Jessica has 5 lollipops, how many lollipops does Jessica have?.
    A.) Box of Smarties.
    B.) A colouring book.
    C.) 2 Henry the horse lunch boxes.
    D.) Bad teeth.

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    One of the best examples of testiculation you’ll ever come across. I take it that Owen is an unpaid intern?

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    T.B£iar - the People's Messiah says:

    Owned Jones only wants Tories to declare their earnings.

    Phew ! Thank God ! ( oooops, I don’t ‘do’ God, do I ? )

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    It’s a Core Labour Value.

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    ToonBob.... says:

    At the Grauniad perhaps?

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    Anonymous says:

    Yes, extremely odd.

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    Andrew Postman says:

    Erm .. 703 ?

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    We don’t need to engage our brains when we open our mouths.

    We just scream ‘evil Tories, evil Tories,’ and drown everybody else out.

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    Owen the Toytown Trot says:

    Owen comes across as an arrogant twat who’s got used to having his propaganda swallowed up without question by his fans and suddenly finds himself in the awkward position of having his lies forensically exposed.

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    Gordy the giver says:

    The answer is 0%
    And that’s a bigger increase than you’re going to get from Boy George.

    I am ready to come back, as soon as you all say you’re sorry.

    {pls give me an hours notice. I don’t bother getting dressed in anything more than my thong.}

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    heads they says:

    There are two ways to get rich in politics, become a Tory and use your connections to get on, or become a Labourite and pretend to be concerned about the ‘poor and vulnerable’, then line your own pockets with the connections you make.

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    annette curton says:

    Sorry, another Ofsted cock-up on multiple choice question.

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    Brillo also ridiculed Bercow's kaleidescope speech says:

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    taC eht abbaJ says:

    Damn, that video is so good to watch. The perfect leftie car crash. All we need is Brillo to skewer Laurie Penny to complete the set.

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    Hang The Bastards says:

    What an obnoxious little turd your are Mr Jones….

    You cannot see FACT because you are blinded by your leftie bigotted uneducated brainwashed view of the world.

    Even a GCSE maths student wouldnt make such a schoolboy error.

    Priceless !

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    WVM says:

    Brussels is now trying to BRIBE the UK in to adopting the controversial bank tax!

    Remember that Mr Verhofstadt said of the veto:
    ‘In politics there is one golden rule: you only walk away from the table if you know the others will come to get you back’

    Anyone think Dave will sell out?

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    No surrender to the wrinklies says:

    Brillopad was run of the mill in his prime.

    If a young whipper snapper cant hold his own with him nowadays then it does not say much for the whipper snapper.

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    You only walk away from the table if you know the others will come back says:

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    annette curton says:

    The EU have shot themselves in the foot again with this Bank Tax, if Cameroon falls for this one he wants shooting as well. Now they propose to introduce their own credit ratings, lousy restaurant serving up junk food past its sell-by date gives itself ***** rating… idiots!.

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    Francis Purdue-Horan says:

    Owen Jones foolishly simply repeated Chris Leslie MP (the shadow Chief Secretary to the Treasury,) who made the same silly claim a few minutes earlier on Thursday’s Newsnight.

    Brillo may have also seen it and skewered him with ease.

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    I don't need no doctor says:

    Well said. Campbell is a total shit.

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    Old Tory Bigot says:

    Much better. Thank you.

    Owen Jones eh? What a stupid, gobby little wank stain.

    Campbell has a look of death about him.

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    Anonymous says:

    Please God NOOOOOOO. There goes my lunch.

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    Ex-Conservative voter says:

    This blog is progressively being aimed at Daily Star ‘readers’, so silly sound effects are de rigueur.

    A slightly dumbed-down equivalent of the rock music the BBC insist on playing non-stop in every documentary and social news report. It entertains the plebs.

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    I don't need no doctor says:

    Jone’s seems to emulate the new group of Miliband’s cronies – he speaks he lies.

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    Old Tory Bigot says:

    God Bless Brillo!

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    Anonymous says:

    Just another worthless sack of Liebor shit who is heading for Parliament as soon as the scum can find a safe seat for him. Why oh why do we have to suffer these fuckwits who have never had a real job and could not get one if they tried. Little wonder the country is down the toilet with these morons running the show.

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    Cynical-old-bag says:

    He wants to make a name for himself.

    He’s going the right way about it. :0)

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    I don't need no doctor says:

    Jone’s seems to emulate the new group of Miliband’s cronies – he sp e a ks he lies.
    Is Jones the illegitimate son Of Campbell?

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    G. Brown M.P. (Missing Person) says:

    I taught the wee lad everything he knows about economics. Income, assets, what’s the difference? No, really – what IS the difference?

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    A Labour-educated yoof says:

    my teecher tort mee not to vohwt Toree Bcoz thay inventid cansur.

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    It might catch on says:

    In the ’70s we had Joey Deacon, coining the term “Joey”. Now we have Owen Jones.

    “That Ed Miliband is such a stupid Owen, isn’t he?”

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    annette curton says:

    Answer A.) is correct, 703 Smarties.

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    Ex-Conservative voter says:

    “Anyone think Dave will sell out?”

    Does a bear shit in the woods?

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    other people i hate says:

    Window lickers who insist on pressing the traffic light button even though there are no fucking vehicles in sight.

    Spastics at the ATM who check their balance before they withdraw cash, and then once they get their money stand at the ATM stuffing it and their card in their purses/wallets. Move away and do that somewhere else you bastards!

    Utter wankers who do not go to the middle of the road at junctions to turn right and don’t seem to know what a fucking slip road is for.

    Gobby idiots at supermarket checkouts who seem to think that this is a great place to have a social chat. Wankers! Just pay for your shop and get the fuck out!

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    Ichabod says:

    I see the Oxford sex gang ring are starting to appear in court; keen to see what their ethnic origin is, I tentatively asked a Thames Valley policeman yesterday whether they were east european, but he was being discrete. They could of course be followers of the religion of p*ace, but in this instance it doesn’t read as if they are. Owen Jones had an outburst on one of his frequent tv appearances, Question Time a couple of weeks ago, about how unfairly treated his M*zzie friends were . Dont know how the little creep works that one out. Dont even know how as practicising pooftah he feels at ease in their compnay. Strikes me that for all his superior education he’s confused and confusing. And he dares to tell the rest of us what is wrong with our society; he really is asking for the Edward 11 punishment.

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    Fish says:

    Stupid Boy.

    Actually this had more than a passing resemblence to an interview that he did on ’10 o’ clock Live’ when even amongst friend he was reduced to waffling and making things up.

    This interview should be (to use the words he threw at David Starkey) ‘career ending’.

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    Disgruntled Sheffielder says:

    For those of you interested, Owen Jones is the son of a Trotskyite union leader in Sheffield in the 80s and early 90s. At that time in Sheffield we were importing lefty twats from all over the place. The Town Hall was full of strange organisations with their own offices. There was a saying that if you wanted money off the council you set up an outfit ostensibly for minorities. A fictitious one going around at the time was ‘Black One-legged Lesbians for the Whale’ as being guaranteed to get you council funding. Our Owen’s dad was ‘employed’ in the Department for Employment and Economic Development a strange little outfit set up by the City Council in 1981 who refused to work with the Conservative Government of the day.

    INto this strange situation was little Owen born in 1984. So he has really soaked this rubbish up since he was a baby – he is thoroughly indoctrinated,
    and more to be pitied than blamed. He has shot to fame by publishing a rubbishy book which happened to coincide with the riots and so has got above himself, and the world is begining to find out what a twerp he really is.

    On the positive side though Owen always appears to be freshly washed shaven (assuming he is capable of growing a little face fungus) and with a clean shirt, whixh makes me wonder if his current fascination with the great unwashed in various non-workers parties is a bit of a blind.

    I have no doubt that he will eventually see the light and join the Layabout party to parachuted into a safe seat somewhere, hopefully not anywhere near where I live.

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    Gary G says:

    Can I just say, that is a great ad you’ve got their for meeting single mums? :)

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    Fish says:

    Brillo skewering Penny? Will that be on after the watershed?

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    Fish says:

    Morons who drive on their sidelights in the fog.

    Probaly Caroline Lucas’ mates trying to save electricity.

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    Legal crook says:

    Is the illegitimate offspring of Ken? Because he uses the same techniques, baffle people with umpteen statistics and hope they do not know how to counter them. Came unstuck with Billo though.

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    Fred West Paving Ltd says:

    it was childish. might as well said next person to blink smells of shit. dickhead

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    Drivers who wait at junctions for a car to come by so they can pull out behind it.

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    Anonymous says:

    100 simple minded cretins! Labour supporters all of them!

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    Drivers who wait at junctions for a car to come by so they can pull out behind it.

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    WVM says:

    Indeed, his actions are that of a boy in a bubble.

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    Old Tory Bigot says:

    Oh God don’t I know it. Was quite looking forward to the BBCs new documentary on the path of the Earth around the Sun.

    If course, just like the one about the universe and everything (with that insufferable pretty-boy tit Brian Cox) I could not watch it because of the intrusive and grandiose muzak washing over everything.

    Dumb dumb dumb!

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    Observer says:

    Who is Owen Jones? The posting doesn’t say.

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    Old Tory Bigot says:

    So you stole it and got it wrong.





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    BRILLO says:

    Hail the Brillo of Scotchland and his gingery scouring powers!

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    WVM says:

    Hail the Brillo of Scotchland and his gingery scouring powers!

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    Abdelbaset al-Megrahi says:


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    Phil says:

    I watched it at the time and thought this is probably how Brown started totally out of his depth,spouting bullshit as fast as he could form a sentence and covering pig ignorance in a welter of bluster,lies, deceit and bash the tories. He should go far in Labour it’s their only strength spouting total utter bollxxxs.

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    Hang The Bastards says:

    The UK’s No 1 ASSHOLE !

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    WVM says:

    A homosexual Marxist with a political blog whom the BBC, Guardian and leftfoot forward has some sort of love affair with. Not surprising really, he seems to have the young rent boy look about him.

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    Hang The Bastards says:

    Have you noticed the little twerp Owen Jones also has a retards haircut !

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    Alistair Campbell says:

    edjerkashun, edjerkashun, edjerkashun, but still alas insufficient economic literacy for the comentariat to know the differnce bewteen income and assets.

    It explains why McRuin thought pissin away millions to thieves runing “awareness abd equality” course was somehow “investment”

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    smoggie says:

    The boy was flustered with his sums.

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    Alistair Campbell says:

    Excuse me I am not a war criminal as such. I was only following my leaders orders.

    I will admit to being a manic depressive bully with history of alcohlosism, writing pornography, earning non declared income as a gigolo, a serial liar and publisher of calumnies, a bag carrier for the late Capt Bob Maxwell and an all round piece of excrement. Ok so I debased Westminster with my toxic briefings and was alittle dishonest here and there but at heart I am just a regular guy like my ex Boss The War Criminal and killer of Dr Kelly.

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    Ex-Coservative voter says:

    Ditto. “Orbit” was pretty much ruined (and exactly how many times did they have to tell us the earth has an axial tilt of about 24 degrees?).

    “Wonders of the Universe” was completely unwatchable. “But it’s a performance“, whined Brian Cox. Rubbish: more like an exercise in how not to make a documentary.

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    Ed Balls says:

    Schools must not produce winners.

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    Owen Jones aged 13 ¾ says:

    Too many!

    The state by law should acquire all her lollipops and distribute them equally amongst the comrades.

    Long live the revolution brothers!

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    Squabbling amongst the liberals says:

    Looney left? He supports the Labour Party.

    Parliamentary ‘democracy’ is an oxymoron. You can be left-wing, or you can support a party wedded to capitalism. You can’t be both.

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    I was investing taxpayers’ money in my future.

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    Carol Vorderman says:

    Very poor Jimmy, 2 out of 10 and must do better.

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    Anonymous says:

    He’d look good on a spike.

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    Not a Member says:

    Can someone update the little twats Wikipedia page with this event?

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    Doing time says:

    Edward he eleventh was killed whilst swimming.
    A swordfish went up his bum.

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    EdButLookBalls says:

    Similar up-bringing to retardED then without the Oxford years then!

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    Grommit says:

    pwned as my hip freinds would say.

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    Gordon Bennett says:

    All you dopey tory twats wanting Labour shadow cabinet to publish their earnings.If they do and it is shown that they too benefit from top rate being cut then it will show them in an even better light as they introduced it and are prepared to keep it thereby proving they are prepared to make more of a contribution than that bunch of wankers you all seem to adore.Tiocfaidh ar la Osborne.

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    The eye of the beholder says:

    There is a third way – be like that cun*t Blair and use both

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    The eye of the beholder says:

    Does he take it up the shitter?

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    Phil says:

    The maxim that it’s far better to keep your mouth shut and be mistaken as wise rather than opening your mouth and proving your a fool applies to both of them in spades.

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    I hate owen jones says:

    Being a proud socialist you would think he would understand the value of of other peoples money, as lets face it that’s all redistribution of the wealth is.

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    A pragmatist says:

    He’s Owing Jones, named because if he was ever in charge of the economy the country would be owing trillions within five minutes.

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    Captain Mainwaring says:

    Stupid boy…

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    A pragmatist says:

    I’d still give her one from the bottom.

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    A pragmatist says:

    He could get a job as a rent boy as long as the council paid his rent.

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    A pragmatist says:

    He’s no William Hague.

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    Rh- says:

    private eye shurely will have a picture of that!

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    Must get a pseudonym one day says:

    Better ask his pal and hero, Chris Leslie, about that.

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    petshopping says:

    It must be love. You devote so much arse time to him. Is neo getting a bit old for you now?

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    Funniest political speech ever says:

    This Republican candidate drank one too many Red Bulls that morning.

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    He never said a foolish thing, Nor ever did a wise one. says:

    I think he pinched the idea from Dave….who’s used it several times during previous PMQs

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    Joss Askin says:

    Why the fuck has the dumb shit even got a wikipedia page? He’s only notable for being a twat.

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    A pragmatist says:

    Only Labour could introduce a tax that cost the government more than it got back from it.

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    Mathematics for Socialists(23rd Edition) says:

    It’s all Thatcher’s fault(It was a trick question)

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    Rh- says:

    I doubt it would benefit them … so few actually pay their full tax!

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    A pragmatist says:

    When he started up Rentanarse I don’t think OJ Simpson had this in mind. Doh!

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    ffs! says:

    Only a twat would vote for Call me Dave again knowing what they do now.

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    Aunt Mat says:

    All the others on the show were millionaires.

    They knew how it works from personal experience.

    Owen Jones has time on his side

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    VatFreePlumbing says:

    Please answer the question:

    Who is George Osborne’s accountant?

    Lets put them in charge of the economy.

    But seriously – who does his books?

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    Reason No 43 why there are so many foreigners getting British jobs says:

    The red pencil was abolished many years ago….and you must not tick or put crosses next to the little darlings homework or comment negatively as it may give them an inferiority complex….

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    Ken Livingstone says:

    The higher a person’s IQ, the less likely they are to vote Labour.

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    nellnewman says:

    There is something very irritating about a teenager who knows nothing and claims he knows everything.

    His Mother needs to smack him around the ear with a wet dishcloth and tell him he should be seen and not heard.

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    Zio-Fascist says:

    Who is this lying, northern cu’nt?

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    Handycock (Teen Fondler) says:

    Owen Jones is a man after my own heart, politically ambitious but with no real knowledge of anything at all. If he were a young girl, I would want to shag him. Boaz.

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    David Camoron says:

    Arse-time is Quality Time. Arse-banditry; the new Core Conservative Family Value.

    Soon to be taught in all schools. Anyone who objects is disgraceful discriminatory scum and will be arrested and prosecuted. (Muslims exempt, natch.)

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    The Oxford English Dictionary says:

    Teenager, noun:

    An irritating person who knows nothing and claims he knows everything.

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    Labour Stole My Pension says:

    Pantomime. It didn’t look good when Cameron did it, it looks even worse now that Miliband has copied the idea.

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    Someone who's been payng attention for the last 15 years says:

    There is only one valid reason to vote Conservative, and that’s to keep Labour out.

    And as valid reasons go, it’s a very good one.

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    Old Mother says:

    Two wrongs don’t make a right.

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    Cuddle Cat says:

    Hiya! ;)

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    Ichabod says:

    Who borrowed the idea from Michael Howard when he was opp. leader in c.2003 or 2004. It was very a effective trick when Howard used it ( I forget the question he asked the Labour benches) because quite a few instinctively raised their hands. I’m very very surprised that no one in the press has pointed this out yet–either they’re easily impressed, have decided to beef Miliband up alot, or just fed up with Osborne/Camron.

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    Ichabod says:

    Can he really be 28 ( ok perhaps 27 ) then; he looks and sounds 16-17. What an example of arrested development.

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    AC1 says:

    At least the obvious Labour trolls have found the “name”/Moniker entry now. Soon they might even be able to hide the politics of envy that gives them away.

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    Ichabod says:

    I only ask because I want to know……what is last years Owen Jones aka Johann Hari up to these days ? Does he still scribble? Has he gone to the US ?

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    AC1 says:

    AlBBC Documentary rules.

    10 Say something Obvious
    20 Goto 10

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    A Wanker from the BBC says:

    Owen Jones – An Apology

    The BBC accepts that it was in breach of its agreement to allow Mr Jones to speak socialism to the nation across our TV channels and radio stations without interference from the programme’s presenters. Mr Neil will be required to attend our ‘Don’t Expose The Lefty’ training course and will resume broadcasting when successfully completing the course. Mr Neil has been cautioned that a future breach will incur more severe sanctions. The BBC would like to unreservedly apologise to Mr Jones.

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    Labourunionsbbc we are one says:

    “If I had a son he would look like Trayvon,” President Obama told reporters at the White House.

    So it’s official, all bl, ac people look the same.

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    Ichabod says:

    I was wrong; the Oxford sex ring, which involved girls as young as 12, is , judging by the names so far released, one comprised of the followers of the religion of p*ace and under age sex.

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    Anonymous says:

    It must be tough being unaligned. Torn between joining the SWP or the Scottish socialist party.

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    MB. says:

    I don’t think he realised how he had been made to look completely stupid by what he said and did not understand Andrew Neil’s question.

    Surprised that he is 27, does not say much for the standards of Oxford University if they can Masters degrees to people like him.

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    MB. says:

    Just looked him up on Wikipedia, the mind boggles!

    “In September 2011, he was voted the most influential left-wing thinker of the year by readers of the Left Foot Forward blog. The Daily Telegraph placed him as one of their ‘Top 100 Most Influential People on the Left 2011′.The Independent named him as one of their top 50 Britons of 2011.”

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    Rh- says:

    his clients like him to be ‘young’

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    The Dirty Rat says:

    Middle aged twats with their caps on back to front – hang on, any f*ck*r with his cap on back to front.

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    The Dirty Rat says:

    It has to be said that the older I get the more people I hate. The ratio is about 80/20 now which doesn’t bode well for my dotage.

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    Anonymous says:

    Has he ever done a decent days work?

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    Cynical-old-bag says:

    Gawd ‘elp us all.

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    Cynical-old-bag says:

    …or is he being subbed by Mater and Pater?

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    Selohesra says:

    That would be Balls then

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    Cynical-old-bag says:

    I wonder if he knows Charlie Gilmour?

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    Red Ed's non-predator union bosses says:

    NOT my accountant.

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    Cynical-old-bag says:

    I sometimes wonder if these Labour luvvies on here are actually living on earth.

    They don’t seem to realise that the shit we’re all waist-deep in at the moment, is a direct result of their party’s gross mismanagement over the last 13 years.

    Keep up.

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    chris bryant's panties says:

    An upstart, Marxist knobjockey, what’s not to like?

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    alanmills says:

    Hadn’t realised the great libertarian Guido and his pet censored critical comments on his blog. Interesting

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    Jude Fawley Jnr, age 8, alias "Little Father Time" says:

    u are to menny

    i no how to fix that

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    Gordon Bennett says:

    So you’re saying the first two years of Labour in charge was well managed and agree that these tory twats have continued the mis-management you smug,patronising old bag.By the way why are you standing waist deep in shit,you must be stinking.Keep it up.

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    Fish says:

    Not really. He’s more of an entryist. He’s a Trot, far to the left of Bliar, slightly to the left of Marxist Milband

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    anon says:

    women in supermarkets and newsagents who shop with loads of farthing off coupons

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    Philip McArthur says:

    Come on Alistair, you were the real leader and Blair was you puppy dog.

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    Hang The Bastards says:

    It shows how much trouble Labour are in if this half-wit is trumped as one of their top left wing thinkers.

    Not much thought going on then eh ?

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    Another Engineer says:

    Cоffее Tаblе TV.

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    Lord Egbert Nobacon says:

    Very droll! – LMFAO

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    Rusbridger/Thompson Axis says:

    Career ending? Not while we live and breathe.

  164. 164
    The Oh-So-Precocious Owen Jones says:

    I was much better at Poetry than at Maths, HTB, as this video will show:

  165. 165
    Gooey Blob says:

    Agree completely. Labour need a clear-out before they can be considered electable.

  166. 166
    Stu says:

    Has that buffoon got a degree? What did he do buy it? Trying to make acheap political point nice to see Brillo ripping him a new arse.

  167. 167
    Another Engineer says:

    Stіcks tоnguе аgаіnst bоttоm lіp.


    Yеs, thаt wоrks. A bіt nоn-PC thоugh.

  168. 168
    The Advanced Stages of CiF says:

    I read farting off coupons there.

  169. 169
    joescotus says:

    where can aporn scribbling,plagiarising k*unt like him get any work even the independent eventually sacked the manky fucker

  170. 170
    Bzzzt! says:

    You haven’t been paying much attention then, have you?

  171. 171
    The Advanced Stages of CiF says:

    I see you speak the language of Huntic ruins and notwork.

  172. 172
    Revised Edition says:

    I see you speak the language of c untic ruins and notwork.

  173. 173
    Stu says:

    Aah but have you noticed that you are not allowed to comment on the Sky report, just in case you ask why these scum (followers of the religion of peace) who think it’s a great idea to rape children were not identified before. It’s about time we told all these muzzy twats, your welcome to live here but it called Great Britain and we are a christian country not muslim so if you dont like it fuck off.

  174. 174
    Stu says:

    In Millibands and little Owens case isn’t it more like, “fare better to keep your mouth shut and be thought of as an idiot than to open it and confirm it.”

  175. 175
    Biased Broadcasting Corp. says:

    Top 50 Britons? They have obviously never met the other 59,999,950 then.

  176. 176
    8i11y 8owd3n says:

    He doesn’t give a shit about anyone but himself!

  177. 177
    Osama the Nazarene says:

    Au contraire the sound effects spiced it up.

    Either way just another example of how good Brillo is at his job!

  178. 178
    Osama the Nazarene says:

    I wonder what he wrenches?

  179. 179
    Osama the Nazarene says:

    He’s just graduated as the political correspondent of CBEEBIES.

  180. 180
    Grumpy old men says:

    Starring Old Tory Bigot as Stattler and Ex-Conservative voter as Waldorf.

  181. 181
    Mr LOL says:

    Voting Labour doesn’t leave my wallet full either.

  182. 182
    AC1 says:

    Labour and Greens get an absolute kicking in Queensland Oz.

  183. 183
  184. 184
    AC1 says:

    Looks like Trayvon was following his cultural norms…

  185. 185
    Noman says:

    can somebody help me please?
    is the country going mad or is it just me?
    why is everbody showing excess grief toward somebody who most people don’t know, haven’t met and isn’t even dead?
    sky updates every 15 minutes, manager giving peersonal details, fans showing grief, layig scarves and shirts
    WTF is going on here?????

  186. 186
    Baron Hogwash says:

    Its just you. Its called human nature to care for someone seen suffering.

  187. 187
    CLINT Cameron says:

    quite right

    we can’t have any dissent here now, can we?

  188. 188
    CLINT Cameron says:

    correct, just like the lads at tory central orriface – tax codes for sale, tax codes for sale …

  189. 189
    Tory Sports Commentator in Top Hat and Tails says:

    yes but did you see that ball from Roach to Lee???

  190. 190
    Boudicca says:

    The accolades have obviously gone to his head.
    He’s an inexperienced lad from a privileged background under the impression that quoting an endless round of false statistics is sufficient substitute for lack of a decent argument.

  191. 191
    just asking says:

    Which camp did Mandleson fall into?

  192. 192
    just asking says:

    And Chakrabati

  193. 193
    George Osborne says:

    thats far too difficult for me, can i ask a frined, shit, I haven’t got one……

  194. 194
    The British public. says:

    Dear Tories,
    We would thank you for sticking two fingers up to the EU and countless ridiculous laws from Brussels.
    FFS get in touch with the electorate and realise that this strategy is a vote winner.

  195. 195
    CLINT Cameron says:

    Look, I’m a straight forward kinda guy

  196. 196
    George Osborne says:

    when I grow up I want my own wikipedia page too

  197. 197
    tell it like it is says:

    All 13 are Asian men. Jobs include a hospital porter and a security guard. Charged with a number of offences including possessing and supplying cocaine,child rape,trafficking and arranging the prostitution of a child.

  198. 198
    Drop a Daisy cutter on the BBC says:

    I posted here on Thursday night the little twat got owned. I’m fed up with the media (especially Nicky Campbell) who allows Jones to spout utter fucking shit as FACT. The little lefty mong makes them all up

    “I know 120% of 50% of the population hate the Tory cuts, 90% of these are the 200% that are unemployed”

    Even Gordon Brown made more fucking sense….just.

  199. 199
    Liam Byrne says:

    There’s no money left.

  200. 200
    fan says:

    okay, but the excess of public grief is once again being manufactured – so how many people have actually died this week since Muamba’s heart attack and have not beeen on the telly every 15 minutes?

  201. 201
    Woodkerne says:


    I thought you were dead.

  202. 202
    A real Msc says:

    Don’t Oxford give masters degrees as a matter of course to those achieving an undergrad degree?

  203. 203
    not now cato says:

    I disagree, it was a well-posed question. The fact that no Tory answered it proves the point.

    There is more to disliking Labour policies and performance than blind prejudice.

  204. 204
    Another Engineer says:

    Is іt humаn nаturе tо wаnt tо bе sееn tо cаrе fоr sоmеоnе sееn suffеrіng?

    I dоn’t wіsh thе lаd аny hаrm, but, rеаlly, іt іs аll а bіt much.

  205. 205
    Squabbling amongst the liberals says:

    Leaving aside the question of whether Trots are ‘left’ (i’d argue that they are simply authoritarian centralists), Owen Jones comes across as a liberal – to the ‘left’ of Blair for sure, but wedded to Parliamentary politics and the role of MPs acting as brokers for capital (even if that means advpcating concessions).

    Milliband is slightly to the ‘left’ of Blair, whatecer that means. But there’s nothing really to choose between him and Cameron – save for some rhetoric and a feeling that things could be a little more ‘nice’ for the plebs he knows nothing about.

  206. 206
    Fish Msc says:

    Yes, after a year

  207. 207
    Arsh B't-Fayre says:


    Let all who use this word as a thing to be desired, die screaming of cancer of the genitals.

  208. 208
    Sandalot says:

    Instead he has one daughter that looks like his milkman and another that looks like his plumber.

  209. 209
    squabbling amongst the fucking commies says:

    “i’d argue that they are simply authoritarian centralists”

    That’s because you’re a fucking commie, you fucking commie.

  210. 210
    annette curton says:

    Mr O has got previous about jumping to conclusions in such cases.

  211. 211
    Fish says:

    Oh. Right.

    So would Aleisha Dixon be the left or right of Milipede?

  212. 212
    annette curton says:

    I hear ‘rich’ jews are also a lot less likely to vote Livingstone for Mayor.

  213. 213
    Ivor Tapeworm says:

    as long as they stay out of jail for the year.

  214. 214
    BlairyEyedLiar says:

    But what about the side of you the public doesn’t see ?

  215. 215
    Baron Hogwash says:

    Its pretty simple, if you do not care – then don’t look or listen to whatever is in the media. I have tended to do this on this story after a while but am content with others showing their support if they want.

  216. 216
    Old Tory Bigot says:

    Kindly get off my lawn.

  217. 217
    Ivor Tapeworm says:

    Proves nothing, other than that Cabinet Ministers don’t take orders from Ed.

    Nor do Ed’s Shadow Cabinet for that matter.


  218. 218
    Arthur Haynes (Comedian) says:

    The slick boy has been found out by the Sunday Times. Well done ST. Better paper than the Star on Sunday.

  219. 219
    Ivor Tapeworm says:

    camp – I see what you did there.

  220. 220
    Baron Hogwash says:

    Many come and many die – look at it like this, this incident will at least help those others at risk through awareness of the risks of heart problems. The media is everywhere so I agree the story is everywhere you look, in your face – which will lead to people coming to conclusion too much is being made of this case. But today was the first Saturday after the incident and football teams will want to show their support as a one off.

  221. 221
    Old Tory Bigot says:

    God! I thought I was a miserable old fucker. Compared to you I’m a ray of sunshine.

  222. 222
    Andy says:

    Off-topic, but some interesting revelations over at Garry Bushell’s blog, concerning “fuck hotels” frequented by EU Parliament staff:

  223. 223
    David Laws says:

    Screw corrupt Cons and Westminster!

  224. 224
    Andy says:

    “The children of EU civil servants get free private education, they pay tax at special low rates and they get preferential mortgage rates from banks. The first car they buy is VAT free. Staff can smoke in their offices and bars, where the booze, like the coffee and the high-quality canteen food is subsidised. Half a lager costs you £1 and you can have it for breakfast. The Parliament has a brand new massage parlour, a state of the arts gym, and two saunas.

    The masseuse is Melody Fortuna, a beautician whose tasteful promotional picture features her naked bathing in milk she has poured from a stein: Despite the beauty treatment studio being called “POKEuroparl”, there is no suggestion that anything underhand is available here. But has milk ever looked sexier? Talk about Watch out there’s a Hump about… “

  225. 225
    not cricket says:

    Well I’m bloody sick to death of it!

  226. 226
    Just the tip of the multiculti enrichment of my country. says:

    It’s laughable to watch the antics of the bbc when reporting that “six have been charged et c.,” doing everything possible to avoid reporting the ethnicity of the scum, I’m guessing they were charged on Saturday morning as another effort to keep the public from knowing another band of enrichments are showing just how much they dont respect anything in this country – except benefits, housing, etc. etc.

  227. 227
    MB. says:

    I thought they had stopped selling the Mickey Mouse MA(Oxon) degrees but they do not seem to have changed the system. Not sure how it fits with him getting a Masters degree in US history, perhaps watching Fox News is classed as research.

  228. 228
    MAD FRANKIE HADDOCK son of COD says:

    Ha Ha Ha Peter Carruthers co treasurer of the Tory party has been filmed by the Sunday times Offering business men chances to dine with the Cameron’s at No 10
    “yeh yeh if your not happy with something let us know and we’ll drop int in to the policy committee meeting to look at ”
    The amount of information you will get from a meeting like this will help your business no end
    If you want in your looking at a minimum £100,000 but that just means your in
    if you want to win the premier league and Dine With Dave a Samantha that will cost you £250,000
    We’re All in it Together !
    Fucking bent bastard politicians

  229. 229
    Peter Cruddas says:

    “Two hundred grand to 250 is Premier League… what you would get is, when we talk about your donations the first thing we want to do is get you at the Cameron/Osborne dinners.”

    They will only learn when others have been strung up.

  230. 230
    AC1 says:

    So Rochdale AND Oxford.

    I’d bet there’s a gang anywhere there’s a large number of Islamo-colonists.

    I notice this is getting the standard near zero coverage!

  231. 231
    Old Tory Bigot says:

    These bastards never learn do they?

  232. 232
    AC1 says:

    Oxford was a lovely place (around the time Morse was being filmed). It sounds like it’s gone downhill since the said arms dealer college etc arrived.

  233. 233
    Thewizz says:


  234. 234
    AC1 says:

    Er, Hardly anyone here supports Cameron. They just attack him in language that doesn’t come from a party apparatchik hand-book.

    The consensus seems to be “He’s not Gordon Brown” and that seems to be enough.

  235. 235
    will says:

    will at least charging £250,000 is good business sense, rather than having to beg the unions to bail you out and write you policies for you.

  236. 236
    The wizz says:

    Haven’t we heard this before? Call me Dave is so in the pockets of the LibDums that he’s forgotten he needs the electorate to retain power. Which is why I have now joined UKIP, who seem to be picking up more and more conservatives.

  237. 237
    Hang The Bastards says:

    Just wait and see what happens if little liar boy OWEN fell ill……

    Jup we would all have street parties

  238. 238
    t says:

    Only just read this, H/T AC1

    They deserve the Ashes for this! The Future has only 6 labour seats. We’ll still be stuck with that pgmy hippo Abbott

  239. 239
    The wizz says:

    Our Alastair was ”A a porn scrbbling, plagiarising k*unt” and look how he managed to get into the cabinet as a so called communicatios advisor. Makes you think dosen’t it?

  240. 240
    The wizz says:

    Is that why EM had to drop his prices for his own fund raising dinners?

  241. 241
    Squabbling amongst the liberals says:

    Yes I am a communist, in the tradition of Durutti, Makhno and Emma Goldman.

    Milliband is a privaleged c*nt.

  242. 242
    Robert Maxwell says:

    When am I going to get the credit I deserve, I seem to have been airbrushed from Labour party History.

  243. 243
    Lizzie in the Sky with Diamonds says:

    Philip was just saying to me the other evening that the country has fallen down the rabbit hole

  244. 244
    Lizzie in the Sky with Diamonds says:

    Professional obstructers who place themselves stationary at entrances and such like.

  245. 245
    People whom i always end up standing behind says:

    C unts who visit petrol stations to buy lottery tickets

  246. 246
    Lizzie in the Sky with Diamonds says:

    Is this a spoof ?

  247. 247
    Lizzie in the Sky with Diamonds says:

    I would wager that there are probably a good half dozen fans who actually die of heart attacks at matches over any given weekend.

  248. 248
    Stu Pid-Maccaroon says:

    but the pot is being stirred nicely in Floria

  249. 249
    Derek McScradds says:


  250. 250
    Sean Blake says:

    Owen Jones mad some quite good points which are of course not in this clip. You wouldn’t expect Guido to be interested in Andrew Neil’s mistake in attributing a higher tax rate of 98% to the ‘sixties rather than the ‘seventies because it suited the latter’s purpose. Nor his error (car crash?) in comparing this rate with the 40% on earned income, when 98% tax rate was on unearned income only.

  251. 251
    A product of Lanbours educational policies says. says:

    I deg to biffer.

  252. 252
    Johnny says says:

    The biggest danger from that is the EU taking significant steps to becoming self financing. It would substantially reduce the authority of the member states to keep the EU in line, whenever they can be bothered to do so that is.

  253. 253
    curious joe says:

    Why add the canned laughter – smear attempt?

  254. 254
    Anonymous says:

    He really is an absolute fool, no balance at all in his views.Its embarassing. By the way good set up by Brillo !,

  255. 255
    Anonymous says:

    I hope we dont have to see this little chancer much more, hes a total bore !

  256. 256
  257. 257
    Stephen Byers' taxis says:

    Cambridge do they same, don’t they? I think after 3 years. Or so I’ve been told.

  258. 258
    VulgarDisplayOfPower says:

    I suppose it’s just a case of ‘saying what everyone else is thinking’…

  259. 259
    Archie says:

    Three cheers for Brillo putting that ghastly little knob O.J. in his place! God that whiney creep with his fake Lancashire accent just winds me up! (OK, I know that he’s from Sheffield, but that’s a Lancashire accent. Trust me.) Did he take photos of a Beeboid fucking a goat or something? He’s never off the bleeding media!

  260. 260
    Sinical Mason says:

    so mote it be….

  261. 261
    Cynical Mason says:

    Trendy left knob, my god the Tories might be bad but what about the millionaire Blairs, Browns, Prescotts etc

    These left wing morons trot out the same shite about ‘rich’ tories without looking at how ‘posh’ their bloody shadow cabinet is. I bet Milliblands never shopped in Iceland, and they do a nice Kosher range too :)

    Ow’n was owned; and must have got bullied rotten at Harrow too…

  262. 262
    Anonymous says:

    I dont understand how he received all that praise, i have only heard of him over the last few weeks.

  263. 263
    dizzy says:

    Faggot and chips

  264. 264
    Gripper Stebson says:

    campbell -WANKER

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