March 23rd, 2012

Pre-Loaded Spinning

As far as Guido can tell, the last time a Ministerial Statement was rushed on to the Friday agenda was when we bombed Libya. Given that the government has bombed quite enough already this week, unsurprisingly this rushed distraction job is not having the desired effect. It failed to push the Granny Tax off of the front pages and has gone down like the proverbial dodgy pint. Theresa May is not helping matters by constantly talking about “pre-loading” to describe drinking cheap alcohol at home before going out. It seems she alone has coined this phrase…

UPDATE: Yvette just gave the Home Secretary a good going over declaring that May “is being used as human shield and she should have said no”. The Shadow Home Secretary also confirmed that there have only been three statements on a Friday in last decade. Two were concerning war and the other Swine Flu.


170 Comments

  1. 1
    sockpuppet #4 says:

    Didnt that report on liver disease yesterday look a little too much of a coincidence?

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    • 2
      sockpuppet #4 says:

      Pre-loading with spin !

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      • 16
        tuck me in Dave says:

        I’d like to “pre-load” Barak Obama with my jism.

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        • 21
          Asma Assad's gorgeous says:

          What a good day to bomb bad news:

          ‘UK mortgage approvals unexpectedly fell in February.’

          After all the lies about Spring bounce and a rush by FTBs.

          UK, just one shithole of lickspittle shysters.

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          • Anonymous says:

            Still Osborne manage to get 46 times his MP salary as mortgage for his £2,000,000 plus house and £600,000 farm house.

            We all need to get advice from him as I simply cannot understand how he managed to pay interest on these loans.

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        • 81
          Mad, Bad & Dangerous Gordon McRuin ( Member in absentia ) says:

          I had to chase him round the kitchen :(

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      • 82
        Airey Belvoir says:

        Th middle-class yoof round these parts call it a ‘pre-lash’ (as in ‘going on the lash’)

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    • 27
      Anonymous says:

      Now granny cannot even afford to have few drinks as home, great!

      Most grannies are keeping warm by having few drinks at home as they cannot afford to heat their houses. Now they cannot even do that.

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      • 32
        sockpuppet #4 says:

        Crikey. does your granny drnk white lightning. Straight out the plastic bottle?

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        • 41
          Anonymous says:

          Gin price is going up due to this, it already went up by 2.5% when Osborne increased VAT. Now this increase.

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        • 61
          Anonymous says:

          Gin price went up by 2.5% when Osborne increased VAT, now this.

          Granny likes to smoke as well, he has increase tax on that as well.

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      • 42
        Sungei Patani says:

        As a grandfather married to a granny I can say that this is absolute bollocks.

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        • 49
          Anonymous says:

          You are rich but most aren’t.

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          • Sungei Patani says:

            Not so we can’t afford to smoke.

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          • Anonymous says:

            Sungei Patani, would you like to smoke?

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          • Sungei Patani says:

            No, it is a filthy habit but if I wanted to I could not afford to. One reason being that the Brown/Balls raid on the dividends paid on my pension fund significantly reduced the value it would have achieved by the time I retired seven years ago.

            The relatively trivial increase in the tax on the slightly less badly off pensioners is small compared to the loss in pension caused the Brown/Balls attack. Of course this attack did not effect Public Sector pensions – it probably helped to pay for them.

            It should of course be noted that the change in the tax break for pensioners has no impact at all on the poorest grannies as they do not pay tax in the first place.

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      • 57

        Any fool knows that alcohol does not warm the body, but gives the illusion of warmth by increasing blood-flow to the surface from the core of the body, thereby cooling the body. If you are going to testiculate for Labour, at least make it believable bollocks instead of pig-ignorant bollocks.

        Testiculate. verb, to talk utter bollocks. as in, “Ed Milliband testiculated in his Budget reply”.

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        • 90
          Anonymous says:

          Do you mean there will not be any increase in price of “Gin”?

          What about grandpa he likes beer and whiskey?

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          • Nik says:

            70cl of gin contains about 28 units of alcohol, so will have a minimum price of around £11.20. With VAT of nearly £2 and duty of £6.70, this leaves £2.60 to produce, bottle and distribute the stuff, including profits for everyone involved.

            If the price of your spirits goes up due to this change, you need to drink a little less of something a bit better.

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        • 118
          Anonymous says:

          Tell that to granny and her friends.

          Now the nasty Tories are calling granny stupid!

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      • 136
        Fish says:

        Anon – you sound like that pathetic dopey cow on yesterday’s VD show (someone on their speed-dial list no doubt). Listen again and cringe at the bleating tripe that she comes up with. Out of my pension, I’ll gladly pay for a one-way trip for her to visit Dignitas.

        The idiot made be both angry embarrased to be old.

        There is no fucking granny tax – we’re not worse off. This just something been spun by the Daily Mail* and other labour supporting media.

        * Great myths of our time number 1 – The DM (who has an editor who is a mate of Gordon McRuin) is a Tory paper

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    • 47
      Anonymous says:

      Most cuts are targeted at old people NHS, care, library closer, low interest rate, etc. Even police cut, muggers will target older people as they are much easier than young once. Increase in energy cost, old people die as they cannot afford to pay to keep their house warm.

      Now even Gin price increase on top of 2.5% VAT increase on gin.

      With Osborne’s tax statement children will see their old parents as a burden.

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      • 122
        Fuck 'em All says:

        What do you expect?

        If you rely on the state, you will be fucked.

        So more taxes on booze and cigarettes to stop people using them

        45p tax on work to discourage work. That’s the plan.

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      • 154
        Sungei Patani says:

        You are a very silly boy/girl. Cuts are clearly going to have to impact those areas where the most expenditure is including the list you produced – the government spend too much; we must get to grips with the deficit and the debt.

        It is impossible to borrow our way out of debt – use your common sense.

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    • 80
      Speak easy says:

      Best dust off the home brew kits if Dave is going to bring back prohibition. Can’t understand why he is doing this, first the granny tax annd now the hooch tax WHAT A TWAT. He will never get re-elected.

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      • 116
        Jeffrey Bernard says:

        ‘snot a problem unless you pay for your own drinks. Wise up. And get a life (oops, I meant a liver disease).

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    • 147
      Professor says:

      The usual old Bo77ocks of an excuse for a tax grab. You should see the cans and bottles strewn around our smashed up area. Not a 20p Tesco Value weak as Lager can in sight, but plenty of the premium priced super strength, all prom the premium priced local shop. If the yobs can afford designer gear, iDiot Phones and Pads, I don’t think the price of booze will bother them, and if it did, those that rule should check out turbo yeast on Ebay.

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  2. 3

    That Owen Jones twat must be bombed. What is he on? Listened to him for the first time on Brillo last night.

    Right up the BBC’s street, isn’t he?

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    • 26
      Gonk says:

      What a foul runt he is. I’d use a Hawker Typhoon myself. To make sure.

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    • 35
      Not a spokersperson for the BBC says:

      He provides the proles.. sorry, the wider viewing public, with a mainstream view of how bad this Tory led coalition really is and how Labour coudl do a much better job which is purely conicidental.

      We will of course be reporting more on the Right wing neo n@zi incident in Toulouse yesterday.

      Thank you for your money comrade.

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      • 91
        Ichabod says:

        I think that he and Laurie Penny would make a splendid couple; both are pretty dim, both are inexpressive, indeed nearly incoherent, both are perenniel adolescents who should still be in, respectively, short trousers and white socks–they both give the appearance of being thumb sucking, foot stamping sulkers. Alas one is a sexual invert and Ms Penny is probably an enthusiastic, but unskillful, drawers dropper. But otherwise they are perfectly matched and, frankly deserve each other. But please BBC give us a rest from the pair; they are truly unimpressive.

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        • 113
          Gonk says:

          You have just established a permanently etched default impression of
          Ms. Penny on my mind. Not so with Mr. Jones. I think we’ll discover
          something else interesting about him. Could be a feeder perhaps, or a
          railway model enthusiast for the Weimar Republic era.

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    • 84
      Under Age says:

      The TV news producers love the little brat as it gives them never ending sound bites.

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      • 141
        Fish says:

        Given the BBC’s left wing orientation – which they deny, claiming neutrality, their ‘hideously’ distorted perspective identifies someone like Jones or Penny as of the mainstream left and having some sort of symmetrical equivalence to Cameron on the other side if the distribution curve.

        In fact the pair of them are a couple of (over exposed) Trots – their right wing equivalence being the BNP, which doesn’t get reciprocal exposure from the BBC. Not that it should in my view – but neither should the likes of Jones.

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  3. 4
    Ah! Monika says:

    These poppies are almost worn 365 now!

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  4. 6
    Well it's a thought says:

    Well I never, we get the diseases caused by booze and now we get the medicine, hope Camoron has his furniture removers on standby, do they have enough bubble wrap to keep the whole of Britain’s population wrapped up so we can’t self harm ourselves ffs.

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    • 24
      sockpuppet #4 says:

      Oddly, it even fails on that grounds. If you get your calculator out, it doesn’t make a blind bit of difference to anything bought in a pub, and most normal brands of drnks in shops. Even Morrisons whisky – thats a guess.

      Its also as if they have absolutely zero understanding of determined drnkers.
      Can’t be bothered spelling that out.

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  5. 7
    Aaron D Highside says:

    Will we still be subsidising our MPs booze-ups or will they be exempt as usual?

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    • 22
      Cynical-old-bag says:

      They can smoke in there. One rule for them, and another for the rest of us.

      I object most strongly to paying for these shysters to get cheaper booze and meals which are, no doubt, prepared for them by a top chef, when I have to watch every penny I spend.

      Let them start paying for their own meals and booze – and not on expenses, either!

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    • 100
      Anonymous says:

      Ohhh dear, how often do I have to keep posting that the HoC is a workplace & as such should not be allowed to have bars selling alcohol on the premises?
      Those employed there should not be permitted to make their own rules.

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    • 142
      OldKenofJustice says:

      You want us to give up the one small perk we’ve got in this job?

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  6. 9
    ChrisB says:

    Alcohol consumption has fallen considerably in recent years- obviously a cause for additional legislation only if you’re in Government and only listen to what the righteous healthists tell you.

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  7. 10
    Ken tells the BBC says:

    “When I was carving the 10 Commandments I said to GOD we needed broadband linking every home and City in the country.”

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  8. 11
    Fuck off Dave says:

    What i do with my own body is my buisness.

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    • 31
      Wilky says:

      You are correct, if you have a private medical policy. If you intend for the NHS to fix your body after you’ve broke it, then you should not be surprised if the Govt give you some advice and recomendations. You remain at liberty to heed that advice, or not.

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      • 53
        Pawn Sandwich says:

        Tell that to your fat, sunburnt, chain smoking, extreme sports participating, promiscuous, french boob implanted sister.

        It’s all self inflicted.

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        • 59
          Pawn Sandwich says:

          Being Liverpudlian is not self inflicted, that is just bad luck.

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        • 69
          jgm2 says:

          Indeed. Look at this bunch desperate to escape their mortal coil.

          If they spent their money on a one way rail ticket south instead of fags they’d live a hell of a lot longer.

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      • 62
        Y says:

        hey wilky

        you feed well on the propaganda – you in the olympics then as a spartan athlete in you slim line stella mcartney blousson vest and knickers attached then????

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      • 123
        Fuck 'em All says:

        He is paying for the NHS. Just like anyone paying for a private insurance.

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        • 129
          Wilky says:

          Your right, I do pay into the NHS, so I don’t mind if the Govt / NHS wishes to advise me on health issues. The choice to heed that advice, or not as the case may be, remains mine as the individual.

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    • 58
      Y says:

      quite right number 11
      – aren’t these the same bastards who think the free market reigns supreme???
      dozey dave really should fuck off

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  9. 12
    Pension age increased for the first time in 100 yrs says:

    The graph has peaked and we are sliding down the other side, straight back to the 1970’s

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  10. 13
    Farah D says:

    Theresa May. I wouldn’t.

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  11. 14
    Pension age increased for the first time in 100 yrs says:

    The graph has pe@ked and we are sliding down the other side, straight back to the 1970′s

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  12. 15

    Sorry to venture slightly “off piste” if you pardon the excruciating pun, but just read a BBC report on the budget and didn’t get outraged at the perfidious slant, because it wasn’t very left – did I miss something subliminal?

    http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-17486346

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  13. 17
    Archer Karcher says:

    Alcohol taxation is an EU wide push as I have said before.

    Every country I have visited in the last 18 months within the EU ( 8 ) have the same old bullshit, as with AGW and the like, pumped out endlessly, usually by government or EU sponsored “advisory bodies” regardless of facts. The big fact continuously overlooked and ignored by these busybodies, is actual alcohol consumption is actually dropping. But hey, the new puritan hypocrites will not let facts get in the way of their petty scare stories will they?

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    • 30
      sockpuppet #4 says:

      I just can’t believe you there.

      The big players in the EU have much lower taxes on alcohol than the UK.

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      • 106
        Rip-off Britain says:

        Sure do. You can buy a six-bottle box of Cotes du Rhone on special offer in a French supermarket for about 12 euros. Quaffable stuff.
        And 75cl of a very drinkable 7.2% beer is about 2.40 euros.

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    • 105
      M says:

      Did the punch up between Eric Joyce & MPs in the strangers bar have anything to do with the legislation .
      If so perhaps legislation should only apply to the palace of Westminster .

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  14. 18
    Sleepless in Kirkaldy says:

    And now we will have Alex Salmond saying how the London Government is now adopting his policy, once again showing his godlike powers of leadership and wisdom. Sigh.

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  15. 19
    Pre-loaded says:

    Wrong Guido. You ain’t down with the kids. Pre-loading IS an existing phrase. Just look it up on urban dictionary. Innit.

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  16. 20
    A pragmatist says:

    “Nick Triggle Health correspondent, BBC News

    It is often said that alcohol is getting cheaper. That is not strictly true.

    Over the last 25 years the price of booze has been rising at a faster rate than other goods and services.

    The problem is that disposable income has gone up more, meaning we have more money to spend on luxury items and many of us are choosing to use that on alcohol.”

    So all this talk by the scummy left about poverty has been complete bollocks then? Who’d a thunk it?

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  17. 23
    Steve Miliband says:

    It’s the post loaded nips that do for me

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  18. 25
    The fast show says:

    Are you pre-loading sir? Pre-loading? Loading a bit more upfront are we sir? Do you like a bit of upfront loading sir? Oh, suits you sir.

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  19. 28
    jgm2 says:

    During WWII bo*oze was one of the few things that was not rationed. The government figured that the only thing stopping the population from going insane with austerity and relentless fear of death by bombing was self-medication.

    I suggest that today it is pretty much the same case albeit on a slightly smaller scale bomb-wise. Mind you, the Olympics will probably give the religion of pe*ace an opportunity to make good on their bomb deficit of late.

    For this reason alone I think they should lower tax on bo*oze to the same level as France.

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      CYNICAL OLD MAN says:

      Actually, beer was made weaker and spirits such as whisky was very much in short supply. Spirits were sidelined for export, e.g. Dimple whisky, which was rarely seen on open sale in this country after WW2. The only outlet for a drop of the strong stuff being your local Spiv.

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  20. 33
    smoggie says:

    It is known as Vorspiel in the Germanic countries and is especially popular in the Scandinavian countries where bo­oze is taxed to the hilt. I suppose it’s just another example of tax avoidance.

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  21. 36
    Taxfodder says:

    You have to laugh at the tories, are they really, really this stupid and inept?

    I’m no spinner, but having been around for 70 years has taught me that attempting to put out a raging petrol fire over granny tax with a splash of paraffin in the form of another tax raid on my pint is not exactly a spoonful of sugar…

    Every day their half arsed antics make them less electable and no real alternative to the Labour lot.

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    • 43
      Cynical-old-bag says:

      Osborne thinks……

      That’s OK. This is this year. They’re pensioners and they’ll have forgotten all about it by the next budget.

      Next year I’ll be giving the pensioners larger crumbs in order to secure their vote at the next election.

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      • 121
        Anonymous says:

        As an octogenerian pensioner I agree with you that I am apt to be a little forgetful but not when politicons do something that is designed to hurt me; I still remember the 75p per week increase in my state pension for example & in common with many other pensioners I will not forget this kick in the whatsits when it comes to the next GE.

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    • 44
      sockpuppet #4 says:

      Now lets see. a 4% of 586ml. 2.2 units. 88 pence.
      Tell us where your pub is!

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  22. 38
    Owen gets owned says:

    Any of you see Brillo take apart toytown socialist Owen Jones last night? It was popcorn TV at its finest. He caught Jones out on his claim that every cabinet minister will get £40,000 as a result of the budget. Brillo asked him where he got that figure from. Jones said most of the cabinet are millionaires but Brillo told him no cabinet minister makes a million a year. Jones just grinned and made the same claim but Brillo kept at it, explaining to Jones that a minister may be worth a million but he’d have to be earning a million a year to get the £40,000 tax savings. Jones kept grinning awkwardly because he had no answer and was obviously startled his rhetoric was being questioned forensically.

    This is what kills me about lefties like Jones. They’re so used to their hyperbole being swallowed without question or examination by their acolytes, it comes as a shock when someone exposes their lies.

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    • 50
      jgm2 says:

      Jones will now devote himself to trashing Brillo. Bedwetters absolutely hate being challenged on anything. Their first reaction is try and shut up any dissenting voices. Then, if forced to listen to contrary evidence they insist their lies are right but when they’re shown to be wilful liars their next tactic is to go after the messenger.

      Expect an article soon detailing Brillo’s many homes, vast salary and ‘links’ to the T*ry party.

      They simply cannot abide that folk don’t believe their every lie without question.

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    • 133
      everyone a sinner says:

      Jones is thick as pigshit and would be much happier bouncing on Portillo’s ample bellend

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  23. 40
    Henry Wood says:

    I do not “pre-load” at home though I drink nowhere else. This is because I am qute badly disabled and stopped visiting establishments with “disabled access” many years ago because it was obvious we were not welcome, more tolerated. As a result I am now never across the doors and do my modest drinking at home paying for it out of a small private pension I saved for all my working life. My evening choice is a couple of bottles of Guinness Export Stout, a very enjoyable though relatively expensive tipple which is 7.5% ABV. And Mr. Cameron intends to hammer me for this. If this lifelong Conservative supporter manages another vote before popping my clogs the Cameroons are not getting it.

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    • 68

      I can sympathise with your point of view.

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    • 85
      Gonk says:

      Liquid marmite. An acquired taste not for the faint hearted.
      Don’t worry Henry. A few pence more and it’ll probably never happen anyway.

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    • 96
      sockpuppet #4 says:

      How much is that? if its less than 80p for a 33cl bottle, you’re safe for the time being. They might decide to make it go up of course, but thats another day.

      I’m on about this because it shows just how damn pointless the announcement is, especially when they link it to public order in major towns after midnight.

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  24. 46
    Desperate Dan says:

    Are we supposed to know what you’re talking about?

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  25. 48
    Y says:

    Cameron talking to himself at the, wait for it – Scottish Conservative Conference – what a lark – he really is a tool

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  26. 50
    I don't need no doctor says:

    Too many people, including Guido, are still thinking in terms of the labour years under Blair and Brown.

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    • 54
      jgm2 says:

      still thinking in terms of the labour years under Blair and Brown.

      As a comparator for utter incompetence it’s an excellent starting point.

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    • 60
      Cynical-old-bag says:

      You *are* joking, aren’t you??!!

      We’ll still be thinking of the years under Labour and Gordon Brown for quite a few years to come – and we’ll *still* be paying for their mismanagement!

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    • 67
      Loungelizard says:

      Dead right. As an experiment in leftish indoctrination it’s worked. Every aspect of life is now viewed from a socialist perspective, the right are continually apologetic for and judged using socialism as the norm on their life stance.

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    • 72
      Clifton Fields says:

      Cameron certainly is given his nanny knows best policies. The man’s a buffoon.

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      • 99
        Cynical-old-bag says:

        So. Cameron is a buffoon, is he?

        Remember Brown selling off all our Gold reserves at rock bottom prices?
        Remember Lord Levy?
        Remember Mandlescum being re-instated twice after leaving under clouds?
        Remember Iraq?
        Remember Jowell saying she didn’t know she was signing a mortgage document?
        Remember those 300-odd stealth taxes Bliar and Brown brought in?
        Remember Geoff Hoon?

        Thought not.

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        • 132
          David Cameron says:

          That doesn’t mean I’m not a buffoon

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        • 135
          Clifton Fields says:

          The fact that they’re idiots as well, doesn’t make him less of a one. The point is he’s continuing their style of government.

          Now, haven’t you got any windows you could be licking?

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        • 148
          Tony Eden from Eton says:

          You talk about gold.

          Buy low sell high.

          We still seem to be long on the stuff at Boe.

          Perhaps we should sell now to clear some debts?

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  27. 65
    I don't need no doctor says:

    And as Ken said to Churchill, you need to fight them on the beaches. And as Ken said to Einstein, I think you’ll find that e=mc2.

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  28. 66
    Steve Miliband says:

    Make drunks pay for their own Ambulance/A and E treatment/Night in the Cells

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    • 74
      jgm2 says:

      They already do. That’s what al*co*hol duty is all about.

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      • 93

        Then make them pay a second time, so they have to miss a couple of weeks before they do it again.

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      • 103
        Cynical-old-bag says:

        Why are smokers discriminated against, then?

        They pay well over the odds in tax for every packet of cigarettes they buy, so any medical treatment they need should be paid for several times over.

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        • 117
          jgm2 says:

          Smokers do pay for themselves several times over. Smokers are a national treasure. If it wasn’t for their dedication to killing themselves at vast personal expense we’d be even more in debt.

          We should have a national smoker’s day whereby we salute their contribution to the nations health. Spelling it out to them that they’re killing themselves to keep taxes down for the rest of us might provide a spur to giving up.

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          • sockpuppet #4 says:

            Did you hear the details in that liver disease report yesterday.

            Apparently its very expensive because they insist on taking ages to die in hospital. And part of the report was about how to convince them to “get real” and die at home.

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          • Cynical-old-bag says:

            I think most smokers are well aware of the dangers of cigarettes.

            But it is a matter of choice, isn’t it.

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    • 108
      Sir William Waad says:

      Why not have soft play areas for drunks, in city centres? These would be large, outdoor covered installations with cushioned, washable surfaces, indestructible bogs and drinking fountains.

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      • 138
        M Fasemia says:

        I like the National Smokers Day idea – we could combine (or Woodbine) it with the Diamond Jubilee and have a smokers choir coughing the national anthem!

        How about Porno Des using some of his Health Tax, sorry lottery funds, to sponsor smokers, as he’s been relegated to what is now only the second most politically incorrect pass time.

        Suggested title for a new range of top shelf leaflets:

        Teen Smokers – Look at My Tips!!!

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  29. 70
    JJ says:

    It’s pre-drinking. Not pre-loading. The worst buzz word ever.

    I remember the days Conservatives used to be anti-state, now they bring this out.

    Also, in Budget week nobody seems to have noticed that the economy is slowly falling apart again, with lower consumer spending, mortgages, lending, etc etc.

    Kind regards, a jaded Tory.

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  30. 89
    A Taxed Granny who now can't afford her gin says:

    Prohibition didn’t work for the yankers, what makes Dave think he can make it work? Fuck Dave, He has failed. He is a Hunt.

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  31. 97
    Suburban hillbilly says:

    Make your own. Gin 2.26 per litre, wine 1.30 bottle, beer 40p pint

    I have an allergy to fluorine and need my still to distill my drinking water.

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  32. 98
    Sky's Peter Poofter says:

    I love to get a large Brut down my neck at weekends!

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  33. 104
    Sir William Waad says:

    Rather than making alcohol more expensive in supermarkets, why not make it less expensive in pubs and clubs?

    Why is the answer to every problem a new tax – for that is what May and Osborne are proposing?

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    • 115
      jgm2 says:

      Excellent idea. The problem with the expense of bo*oze in pubs is not just the duty though. It’s the insanely high business rates, payroll taxes, VAT etc etc that mean a publican has to sell a thousand pints a week before he’s making a penny for himself.

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      • 126
        dai says:

        Just been reading some of anon posts, he really takes being a tosser into an art form, pound to a penny he works in the public sector or is sponging off the state, just watched Theresa may give cooper a slapping, noticed that when cooper gets angry her face appears to get rounder .

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  34. 124
    LabourHater says:

    Good on Osborne for aging out the Age Allowance.
    I don’t have the time of day for those who argue against this sensible move.
    Try and justify why retired people of independent means, who are also generally asset rich, should get a higher tax allowance than struggling young families!
    Pensioners have been cossetted far too much in recent decades. They are not having a penny taken off them – all that is happening is that an unjustifiable allowance is being frozen at current levels until it is aged out.

    Good!

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  35. 130
    Stan the distiller says:

    No doubt we will now see a flood of Polish immigrants coming over to set up back street vodka stills.

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  36. 140
    Jimmy says:

    It’s getting pretty bad when a government statement even gets mocked here.

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    • 169
      Biased Broadcasting Corporation says:

      Yes, that’s free speech for you, isn’t it? Go back to the Guardian.

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  37. 145
    Jane Birkin from Paris says:

    And there was silly me thinking that Mrs May was off the scene.

    The last we heard of Mrs May was when she said she had sacked a senior civil servant for gross misconduct.

    The civil servant said that he had not been grossly incompetent and was going to sue the taxpayer in Court for damages.

    I was much relieved by the assurances given by this person at the time that she had acted correctly throughout on behalf of the taxpayer and I was confidently expecting from the assurances she gave that the civil servant would have his claim against me struck out with indemnity costs for showing no cause of action whatsoever.

    I was subsequently shocked to learn that this civil servants claim has been settled. I have asked for details as to what has been done and have had no response to my quite reasonable enquiries as to what she has been up to with my money.

    If it transpires that she has been negligent and has cost me money she should walk.

    I find the argument that because she is a woman then she has to stay in the Cabinet ridiculous.

    In public office you either behave impeccably and perform well above average or you get out.

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      Jimmy says:

      Moi non plus.

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      Biased Broadcasting Corporation says:

      If only your standards could have been applied to Blair, Brown, Campbell, Balls, Miliband E., etc., etc. we could have got rid of them by 1998. Quelle domage.

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  38. 151
    Charles Kennedy says:

    What the gov should do is not set a minimum price of alcohol, but rather make the supermarkets (off-trade) pay the same rate of VAT on booze that as pubs pay. That way it would level the playing field and slow down the decline in the good old British boozer.

    Why should Tescos’s have an unfair advantage? What other sector has such a huge disparity selling the same product?

    The problem is the gov doesn’t have the balls or strength to fight the supermarkets.

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  39. 157
    Jane Birkin from Paris says:

    One of the main reasons I dont live in England is because I do not like sanctimonious politicians telling me how I should live.

    Today I think proves my point.

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    Crocodile Shoes says:

    God I look fat in that foto next to Eton Boy .

    Must be the four pints of Guinness Black Velvet he now forces everyone in the Cabinet to imbibe before Morning Prayers every day .

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  41. 162
    Anonymous says:

    Pre-loading is an Americanism, was surprised to see it in the news report this morning, but Theresa May can’t claim it as hers.

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  42. 164
    Wayne Rooney says:

    Don’t worry. I’ll warm your granny up.

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Great to hear Carswell call for inclusive policies and that UKIP must stand for first and second generation immigrants as much as the English.


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