March 20th, 2012

Gordon’s Back in Parliament, For Drinks

He may shun most of his backbench duties in favour of flying around the world for speeches and funnelling the fees through his shell company, the “Office of Gordon and Sarah Brown”, but the former Prime Mentalist has actually managed to turn up in Westminster today. Coincidently there is a state occasion rather than any pressing issue for the people of Kirkcaldy and Cowdenbeath…

Despite shirking his responsibility as an MP, Gordon is still happy to use taxpayer-funded rooms on the Parliamentary estate. He’s got at least two booked today. Guido hears Gordon is having a small gathering after the Queen’s speech. Form an orderly queue Labour types…


  1. 1
    True! says:

    He should go back to the mental hospiatl that he has escaped from.

  2. 2
    Ah! Monika says:

    No comment

  3. 3
    Andrew Efiong says:

    I laugh at the people of Kirkcaldy who sit idle whilst this man pretends to represent them. They might as well hang a sign when you go into town saying “welcome to to the home of idiots, please drive safely”.

  4. 4
    Tuscan Tony says:

    “Gordon is having a small gathering”

    Around a biscuit.

  5. 5
    Tourist says:

    Does this mean Parliament is Jonah`d today?

  6. 6
    Gordon Brown says:

    I’ll be making a speech to a group of tomatoes.

  7. 7
    Mr Curious says:

    Isn’t that exactly what he’s done?

  8. 8
    Ah! Monika says:

    Here’s one.

    “First Scottish-built satellite UKube-1 to launch in 2013″

    First we subsidise India’s space programme, now Scotland’s. Next Anglesea’s?

  9. 9
    JH says:

    Gordoom back in budget week. Ugh.

    It used to really, really, really really piss me off the way he used to say ‘ten billions‘ instead of ten billion.

    Moron. Presided over an unsustainable boom in credit, that is all.

  10. 10
    EdButLookBalls says:

    ‘Meeting Room T’, well you can take it as a certainty that the ‘T’ stands for TWAT!

  11. 11
    Gordon Brown smells says:

    I’m not a monarchist but surely the poor old dear can be spared having to be in the same room as Brown.

  12. 12
    Ah! Monika says:

    Let’s hope they’re thick skinned

  13. 13
    Boring! says:

    Sorry to dissapoint but Meeting room T is in fact just a meeting room

  14. 14
    Gordon F Brown says:

    I hope I can remember where the toilet is…

  15. 15
    Gonk says:

    Signage incorrect. It should read “Gordon Brown – not in Use “

  16. 16

    Will he announce he is to become the Crown Steward and Bailiff of the Manor of Northstead?

  17. 17
    Dave doesn't like Bigcow either says:

    Any of you just see the way Cameron was looking at Bercow? A wonderfully askance expression.

  18. 18
    Steve Miliband says:

    The clue is in the name

  19. 19
    Mornington Crescent says:

    In a phone box should suffice.

  20. 20
    Anonymous says:

    Nurse, he’s got out again…

  21. 21
    the general public says:

    Guido, did you miss this one? As for political hypocrisy this is up there with the worst.

  22. 22
    Jethro Q. Walrus-Titty says:

    Roll up! roll up! come and see the freak of Fife, the superego, the former economic god, possessing feats of skill including the “mobile phone” javelin, demonstrating his unique skill of how to get anything possible out of a secretary through fear and intimidation.
    Yes fellow Labourites the Gorgon Gordon is making a guest appearance-albeit for 5 minutes before leaving to make more lolly.

  23. 23
    Gruesome twosome says:

    They just cut to a close up of Brown and Blair. I think I’m going to be sick.

  24. 24
    Albert Hall says:

    Those stupid sweaty socks thoroughly deserve this bloke as their representative in Parliament.

  25. 25
    Gruesome twosome says:

    Poor Sarah. She looks so miserable. She must be getting tired of having to attend these public events with her contractual husband.

  26. 26
    Tourist says:

  27. 27
    Lady Virginia Droit de Seigneur says:

    At least this reminds everyone what a loon he is and that the current senior labour leaders were his lapdogs

  28. 28
    Anonymous says:

    You’re wearing it. Just go whenever you like.

  29. 29
    Axe The Telly Tax says:

    What happened to the planned exchange between the Afghan speaker and Bercow.

    We get the Afghan speaker for 6 months and they get Bercow & his slag for 6 months ;-)

  30. 30
    Eric Joyce says:

    See you in the strangers after Gordo , mines a double “depth charge”

  31. 31
    Geoff, England (not Britain or 'United' KIngdom) says:

    I think you’ll find it’s spelt ‘Anglesey’. I blame Shirley Williams and Tony Crosland for screwing England’s schools, personally.

  32. 32
    Axe The Telly Tax says:

    What happened to the planned exchange between the Afghan spe-aker and Bercow.

    We get the Afghan spe-aker for 6 months and they get Bercow & his slag for 6 months ;-)

  33. 33
    Gordon 'McMental' Brown says:

    I saved the world!

  34. 34
    Gruesome twosome says:

    I notice Cherie’s not in attendance. That’s probably because she’s an egomaniacal shit who can’t bear to be at an event where all the attention will be on the Queen and not her. After all, didn’t Slotgob famously demand that she have the title of first lady?

  35. 35
    Geoff, England (not Britain or 'United' KIngdom) says:

    The civilised among us should be spared having to share a planet with Brown Stuff.

  36. 36
    Geoff, England (not Britain or 'United' KIngdom) says:

    She was daft enough to marry him, so she gets no sympathy from me.

  37. 37
    V1le Labour ruined my Country says:

    Let’s hope one of these meetings is with the police to answer a charge of treason. This Rt V1le scumbag should be tried ASAP.

  38. 38
    Anon Observer says:

    If you thinks this vomit causing tv of McDoom & Bliar just wait till the Biased Broadcasting Company aka BBC starts the Olympics transmissions, they will be all over it like diarrhea splashed on every channel none stop, also remember Comrade Mark Thompson the DG has informed the proletariat & great unwashed peasants he is going to step down in September, no doubt with some tax funded Gong so the left wing with be in full cry about his achievements 24/7………..

  39. 39
    Rt[?] Hon[?] Gordon Brown MP says:

    Oh, well, you can’t swan off to Switzerland or New York every week (or wherever else they’ll have me and pay me well just for showing up); occasionally one finds oneself in London, and you think to yourself, why the hell not, and show up at the job you’re elected to do– you know, more for appeerances than anything else, but, you know, sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do, you know…but hey, it’s not like my constituents really give a shit, I mean, they voted for me, what does that say about them, you wonder?

  40. 40
    If Only says:

    He used to really, really, really, really piss me off for just being well …………. there.

  41. 41
    Simon says:

    Of for goodness sakes. What a complete non-story.

    I’m one of GB’s constituents and he and his staff are incredibly effecient and effective in dealing with my letters etc.

    Saying he’s “shirking his responsibility as an MP”

    I doubt you’d report this if it was an ex-Tory PM.

    You’ve just got an unhealthy obsessive approach to anything Labour.

  42. 42
    Universal Hiss says:

    Are you simple,Simon?

  43. 43
    roy says:

    the sponging layabouts

  44. 44
    Tuscan Tony says:

    “dealing with my letters etc.”

    So, you’re someone who writes multiple letters* to Gordon Brown and thinks he’s “incredibly efficient and effective”.

    Says it all really.

    *probably and in green ink whilst biting their tongue.

  45. 45
    northofsouth says:

    BYO brick in a paper bag and try and pretend it’s beer. He’s beneath contempt, and obviously, no one will give him a job in the real world!

  46. 46
    roy says:

    we should have a truth and reconciliation process for labour voters. we wont charge them, they just need to admit they are stupid and wrong and won’t do it again.

    a quick tour round auschwitz, the gulags, the cambodian killing fields, the child cemetries of iraq and afghanistan to show them where socialism ALWAYS ends up

  47. 47
    roy says:

    get a job, you sponging, labour voting turd

  48. 48
    Hang The Bastards says:

    I disagree, there are many possibilitiles


  49. 49

    Of his f*cking brain cells.

  50. 50
    5 4 3 2 1 says:

    Let’s hope they get Gordon to pilot it.

    “Yes, Gordon, you can fly around in space! No, you don’t need a space-suit, you’ll be fine. Yes, it is a bit cramped, but it will seem bigger when it’s weightless, honest. Yes, you can fly it back to Earth whenever you like. The controls? They’re there, Gordon, only stupid people can’t see them. What’s that? You can see them now? Good. Goodbye, Gordon.”

  51. 51

    Did I mention that bangin’ shit I had earlier – fuck me he’s turned up at Westminster!

  52. 52
    Rab C Nesbitt (dec) says:

    epic deferred success on the party invites. eric joyce will show up hoping for access.

  53. 53
    Anonymous says:

    The fat, one eyed Scottish sociopath shirking his responsibilities and sponging off the taxpayer is taken as de rigueur now surely? Not really news at all.

  54. 54
    Business Cat (Specializing in yarns, Cdn owned & op) says:

    Wouldn’t that be classified as torture?

  55. 55
    Handycock (Immigrant Trafficker) says:

    Nice to see you again Gordo. Your immigration policies have made me and my ‘boys’ in Portsmouth fabulously rich. It is a pity these Tory twats are trying to cut back on it. We will still take as many asylum seekers as the Home Office will send us, so long as they keep paying us the money. Jahbulon.

  56. 56
    Gordon the Mong says:

    Well said Sarah, sorry I mean Simon.

  57. 57
    Business Cat (Specializing in yarns, Cdn owned & op) says:

    The problem with Scotland is that anyone sane with a 3-digit IQ emigrated some time ago. Three of my grandparents did and never regretted it. Their descendants are thick on the ground here in Canada. Rather depleted the gene pool in the Old Country, I fear, though.

  58. 58
    Anonymous says:

    not a broom cupboard then.

  59. 59
    'cutio says:

    Any relation to the new German Pres?

  60. 60
    The Infant of Prague says:

    Perhaps Gordon was there for the unveiling of the new window expecting to be the victim in the new spoof:

    ” Defenestration in the Strangers Bar ”

    Oh sorry some “Joycean ” thespian has already claimed that part
    as his very very own ….: .

  61. 61
    Hater of them all says:

    Hilarious that this blog is still so obsessed with this temporary ex-Prime Minister. The personal attacks say all you need to know about the Tory/UKIP ‘blogosphere’.

    Nauseating spectacle today at the Palace of Westminster – what a load of self-conglatulatory nonsense. Every single one of the (of every party) are crooks an liars.

  62. 62
    Saffron says:

    Look at this bunch of freeloaders and think about which man in the 16 hundreds read people such as these their horoscopes.

  63. 63
    Ed Ballbag says:

    He saved the world, i’ll give him that

    But I stood up to him when I had to

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