March 9th, 2012

Friday Caption Contest (Second Job Edition)


267 Comments

  1. 1
    Fact says:

    “Two painkillers, the wound in my back has not healed yet”

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  2. 2
    Fact says:

    “Ed cant decide if he wants one lump or two”

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  3. 3
    The Last Quango in Paris says:

    Miliband shows Joyce how it’s done.

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  4. 4
    Anonymous says:

    This tea is as weak as piss.
    Just like Labour’s policies.

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  5. 5
    Dave Hough says:

    I’m sorry Ms Bachman but you seem to have misunderstood the concept of a British tea party!

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  6. 6
    Corridor of Uncertainty says:

    David Pour, Ed Poor.

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  7. 7
    Liarpoliticians says:

    Sore loser takes on his workfare placement, while cursing his brother.

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  8. 8
    Dangerous says:

    “Welcome to the chimpanzee’s tea party madam”

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  9. 8
    Fact says:

    *More tea Gromit”

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  10. 10
    Anonymous says:

    My brother is one of these but made in chocolate

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  11. 11
    Martin says:

    What Banana ?

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      Expat Geordie says:

      Bearing in mind that the young lady looks to be wearing 1940′s dress for some reason, I’m surprised that no-one has yet to use the old song title:

      “Yes, we have no bananas”

      You’d think after the banana incident he would have learned his lesson by now. However this photo obviously proves the old adage that you can’t educate pork.

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  12. 12
    Castmana1 says:

    My brother endorses the chocolate edition

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  13. 13
    Steve Miliband says:

    As much use as a chocolate teapot

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  14. 14
    Robert Wilkin says:

    Finally, David Miliband gets a job in the real world.

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  15. 15
    Fact says:

    *This tea is so a-peel-ing”

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  16. 16
    Lycan says:

    David Milibands’ tea party movement isn’t quite what the elctorate were expecting

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  17. 17
    dai says:

    my name is eric joyce darling how old are you

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  18. 18

    “I’m a little teapot, short and stout,”

    Children’s theatre was the only option after his brother ended his political career with a lethal thrust of union collective voting

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  19. 19
    Deep Froat says:

    Look look everybody…Today I’m with a poor person…I’m really one of you peasants….really…

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  20. 20
    Fact says:

    “New intern arrives in the Guy news room”

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  21. 21
    George Street (MR) says:

    ‘I’m a little wonk-ponce, short and stout, union block votes, that’s me out’.

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  22. 22
    Another Engineer says:

    I’m a tea-boy now. Ed will never reach this career height.

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  23. 23
    Steve Miliband says:

    Miliband.Urchin to the left.

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  24. 24
    Bon says:

    Miliband works to keep Unions on side

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  25. 25
    Richard says:

    “My recent decision to found and run the UK branch of the Tea Party is in no way an attack on my brother’s leadership”

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  26. 26

    Poring tea isn’t the only thing I’m poor at!

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  27. 27
    gregoriad says:

    ‘Would you like a banana with the teabag?’

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  28. 28
    IanVisits says:

    One banana, two banana, three banana, pour

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  29. 29
    annette curton says:

    Are you planning your very own Mad Hatter Tea Party with your friends? Celebrating your Unbirthday? Or are you having a croquet game in your backyard?
    On this page you can find many ideas about how to decorate your Alice in Wonderland theme party, what to eat and drink, and what games to play with your guests.

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  30. 30
    I Squiggle says:

    Watch out for the banana, Gladys..

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  31. 31
    I Squiggle says:

    “ooh, just how I like my men, weak and wet..”

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  32. 32
    Tom Tomos says:

    Tip me up and hear me spout!

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  33. 33
    Fact says:

    “Booby prize winner gets to see waxaork of Miliband”

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  34. 34
    Webridgeman says:

    Where’s Dave?

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  35. 36
    Fact says:

    “I can dodge a launched tea cup faster than you say judas”

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  36. 37
    Cartman says:

    M & M’s Cafe – they finally found their niche.

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  37. 38
    Steve Miliband says:

    Miliband straining to be taken seriously

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  38. 39
    Fees Office Clerk says:

    Time for a nice coup d’état…

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  39. 40
    TV Dave says:

    Have a cup of tea bro, that nasty nose swelling will go down soon.

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  40. 41
    Daniel Lambert says:

    Miliband Senior tries out for role of replacement Butler in Series 3 of Downton Abbey but Lady Mary seems less than impressed at his pouring technique

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  41. 43
    illogical says:

    Have you got your bonnet on correctly?
    My father had the same problem with condoms.

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  42. 44
    Fact says:

    “After another round of plastic surgey Ed goes for his latest relaunch”

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  43. 45
    Anonymous says:

    One lump or two?

    Christ! Has Eric Joyce arrived?

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  44. 46
    RED ED - SON OF BROWN says:

    He couldn’t organise a brew-up in a patisserie.

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  45. 47
    annette curton says:

    Eagle!

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  46. 48
    Alec Gallagher says:

    British Home Stores’ new ‘Face of Chinaware’ unveiled.

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  47. 50
    sockpuppet #4 says:

    Nah its no use, I’m not bothering. I can’t help thinking of clare grogan for some reason. but then, thats been a problem most of my life.

    I’m lying, it’s never been a problem.

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  48. 51
    Joanne says:

    Dave: “I hereby name this tea the Miliband Brothers’ Blend, as it embodies our relationship: warm, strong and robust.”
    Woman: “So not because it’s strained, then…”

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  49. 52
    Rupert my hero says:

    I am more im por tant that you but my brother is more important than me. for the moment

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  50. 53

    The Milibands.

    P G Tits

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  51. 55
    Steve Miliband says:

    No, no, no Mr Miliband, you’re going too far, too fast.

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  52. 56
    Snappy Jack says:

    ”Would you like a banana with that dear?”

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  53. 57
    Alec Gallagher says:

    “May I assist you to a cup of Lapsang Souchong, Madam?”

    “Gor blimey luv, a proper socialist’d pour it strite inter the saucer!”

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  54. 58
    Fight Club says:

    Jack played by David Miliband experiences complete ego collapse as Tyler Durden Brown recieves a knock out blow from Marla Singer alter ego of David Cameron.

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  55. 59
    Mike says:

    So you haven’t had a job for over a year and have refused a number of offers, you have no experience in the catering industry but you managed to hold down a job a few years back in a company which has now folded. We’ll let you know, love, but don’t hold your breath.

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  56. 60
    Jimmy says:

    Yes Eric this is what I meant by a drink. Where are you going?

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  57. 61
    Joss Ayinglike says:

    Waitress: ‘How would you like your tea ‘?

    Miinbanana: ‘Lukewarm, weak and insipid – just like my brother’.

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  58. 62
    Gonk says:

    “Commons Workfare candidate fits right in”

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  59. 63
    SAS - NOT !!!!! says:

    David is saying “Half time cuppa for Sunderland FC players, poor Guido hasn’t been taking the mickey out of our club recently …we can only wonder why, Cameron, The Jonahs, Villa aren’t doing to well”

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  60. 63
    capt apollo says:

    milliband celebrates after finally finding his level in life, that of tea boy

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  61. 65
    annette curton says:

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  62. 66

    He was a crap chancellor a crap prime minister why on earth did he think he would be any good at boxing!

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  63. 67
    Fruit cake says:

    Tea first, dear, then you’re getting my banana the way Hillary likes it. Woof! Woof!

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  64. 68
    cmq says:

    Ooh, look at me, I’m a Tea. W. A. T.

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  65. 69
    Plain as the end of your nose says:

    Iranian fallout head piece launched: Iodine tablets dissolved in Lapsang souchong

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  66. 70
    Andy Marr is a jug eared cunt says:

    “David Miliband hires an unpaid intern to test his tea for poison.”

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  67. 71

    PG Tips decides to replace johnny Vegas with an attractive woman but “Monkeh” remains.

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  68. 72
    Loungelizard says:

    Chimp auditions for Typhoo advert.

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  69. 73
    Thomas Hobbes says:

    “Shall I be Harriet?”

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  70. 74
    Son-of-Blair says:

    Ker-ching.
    Another £50,000

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  71. 75
    Tuscan Tony says:

    “Some of us are born to lead, but anyone can emit warm fluid into a female’s receptacle, Ed.”

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  72. 77

    Unite Pilgrim prepares to spit in Dave’s cuppa.

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  73. 78
    Richard says:

    That’s the last time I go drinking with Eric Joyce.

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  74. 79
    LibLabCon = All the same says:

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  75. 80
    SAS - NOT !!!!! says:

    Just how did Conservative blogger Guido Fawkes manage to keep secret the cozy relationship between Cameron ( SAS hardman ) and Charlie Brookes quiet for sooooo long

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  76. 81
    Phil says:

    I promised her a job if she took a photo with me while wearing an old pair of Chris Bryant’s underpants.

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  77. 82
    illogical says:

    Feel free to spit in this one Luv, It’s for my brother

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  78. 83
    DANGER says:

    The waitress was a lady fallen on hard times, and felt demeaned by serving tea to an oik with both of his jacket buttons done up.

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  79. 84
    Liarpoliticians says:

    PG Tip, don’t get served tea by a Labour chump.

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  80. 85
    annette curton says:

    Badly dressed simpleton accepts poisoned chalice.

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  81. 87
    roundell says:

    tea darling,
    no I am not Alistair, but thank you ed Miliband
    no I am not ed, I am David
    so who is ed?

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  82. 88
    Baron Hogwash says:

    Well Mr Milky, if you pour me a cuppa, I will give you the tea towel off my head!

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  83. 89
    The Pixies says:

    With your feet in the air, and your head on the ground, try this trick and spin it … Yeah!

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  84. 90

    Buttons – One lump or two?
    Cinderella – Cheeky!
    Buttons – I like milky white ones.
    Cinderella Ohh err.
    Buttons -When i look down I can see your squeezed middle. Want to see the size of my membership?
    Cinderella – No. I’ve heard you’re too deep and too fast. And you’re a predator!

    Labour leadership pantomime rumbles on.

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  85. 91
    Nelson Algren says:

    Never play cards with a man named Doc.
    Never eat at a place called “Mom’s.”
    Never have sex with anyone crazier than you are.

    That’s two he’s ignored…

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  86. 92
    Max says:

    “Don’t worry about looking a bit of a chump, I never did and now I can earn four times what my top banana brother does”

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  87. 94
    coldsore says:

    “One lump or the two of you millibands to lead sir?”

    “Hattie, are you sure that this is how artificial insemination works?”

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  88. 95
    Rupert my hero says:

    Alice felt she was in the wrong story, as this Mad Hater looked nothing like Johnny Depp, however the Queen must be near as someone was shouting ” Off with his Head ” and for once she agreed.

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  89. 96
    Vladikavkaz says:

    Pam was enjoying her afternoon with David, when her friends reminded her she was in Madame Tussards

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  90. 97
    Grimy Miner says:

    Don’t get excited, dear, you only get an Oooo with Typhoo

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  91. 98
    bring back Maggie says:

    You pour if you want to, the Lady is not for pouring

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  92. 99
    Gizzard Puke says:

    “There you go love, that will be three and a half grand”.

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  93. 100
    coldsore says:

    ” I love mugs, they keep paying me heaps of money and voting for me”

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  94. 101
    Vladikavkaz says:

    Aye up, David, Ahm sorry about my pidgeons.

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  95. 102
    Calvin says:

    Eric Joyce came in the other day and demanded a pint of Tetley

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  96. 103
    Gonk says:

    “Perverts’ brother shows young woman his spout”

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  97. 104
    Anonymous says:

    Miliband minor puts his teabagging tips from Gordon to good use.

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  98. 106
    WVM says:

    Eric Joyce set to stay on until 2015 and then pocket £65k on exit.

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  99. 107
    Stinkfinger says:

    “A working class person…nice to meet you Miss Krakovizky”

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  100. 112
    simon r says:

    you only get a joo with ty-phoo

    sorry, couldn’t resist that one

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  101. 113
    Sandy says:

    Pot calling kettle Earl Grey.

    No I don’t get it either.

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  102. 114
    Hang The Bastards says:

    BREAKING NEWS

    Cafe owner joins Government Workfair program to get another sponging lazy bastard back to work.

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  103. 115
    Mrs Doyle says:

    Ah go on Mr Miliband! Have a Jaffa with your nice cup of tea. See that’s what happens to Brown for refusing. Go on! Go on! Go on!
    Fairy cake then?

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  104. 117
    One Man One Vote says:

    ‘I have four votes for the next leadership contest’

    ‘I have always been a big fan of International Women’s Day.’

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  105. 118
    Sandy says:

    When you said you were getting the pot I thought you meant cannabis, you dickhead.

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  106. 119
    Bill Quango mp says:

    Bland of Brothers

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  107. 120
    Cato Street Conspirator says:

    Girl: ‘He just can’t seem to get the spout into the cup. I suppose that’s why he had to adopt.’

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  108. 121
    Anonymous says:

    Not an entry. A query.

    But what is the context for this ludicrous snap? What was Mili Major promoting? Why would anyone pose for such a photograph? Has the world gone mad? Is there any photo-opportunity off limits to the aspiring public speaker/money-grabber?

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  109. 122
    Drop a Daisy cutter on the BBC says:

    Just like William Hague you can’t beat a good tea bagging.

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  110. 123
    Bill Quango mp says:

    No. I don’t really mind being mistaken for Jedwood.
    It’s being mistaken for Ed that pisses me off.

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  111. 124
    Gooey Blob says:

    David: Redbush?
    Woman: No, you’re confusing me with Hazel Blears.

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  112. 125
    Harriet Harharperdaughter says:

    A man playing mummy? That is a woman’s job!

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  113. 126
    Snappy Jack says:

    The only one that benefits society is the teapot

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  114. 127
    Paparazi says:

    “Boris used to come in ‘ere. Do you ever see him? I heard he got elected Mayor.”

    “Shut up you bitch or I’ll pour this tea down your frock”.

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  115. 128
    Mr. Putin's Stolen Cat says:


    Another mug!

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  116. 129
    anonymouse in the City Hall skirting boards says:

    Do you want some cake with that? I’ve got a lovely banana loaf.

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  117. 132
    Maverick Ways says:

    I’ll be Mother – ‘cos I ain’t gonna be brother anymore.

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  118. 133
    David Williband says:

    “Let me get out my other spout for the milk”

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  119. 134
    Tony. Not that one. says:

    But Daddy told me that all proper tea was theft…

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  120. 135
    Jay says:

    Is this a banana in your pocket or are you just pleased to see me?

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  121. 136
    Barry says:

    I’m a Labour Party Member, we do not do stir.

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  122. 139
    Vlad the Inhaler says:

    ‘ Dave, are you sure this gender re-assignment will improve my image’

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  123. 140
    John says:

    Who do I make the invoice out to my dear, dont forget there 10% of if paid within 7 days.

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  124. 141
    PQT says:

    DM: “See, I can do this!!”
    Photographer: “No, no, it was a piss up in a brewery …!”

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  125. 142
    Philip McArthur says:

    ” How things change, now Ed’s PM and I’m just the pour relation !”

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  126. 144
    Displaced Brummie says:

    THINKS: “I will give her my banana later. Wonder if she is skins or no skins kind of a girl?”

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  127. 146
    The Doddering Old Fart says:

    Can you believe I am having to hold the cup and saucer for him because he can’t hold them and pour the tea at the same time. He says he never learnt how to use both hands together, and now it’s just too much for him.
    He says he will have a go at it on his own tomorrow.

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  128. 147
    Mike Newman says:

    Dave begins his pot tea training.

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  129. 149
    nellnewman says:

    labour leader in waiting learning how to pour tea.

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  130. 151
    barrowboy says:

    ” More tea Vicar ” ?

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  131. 154
    A4e Working to defraud the taxpayer. says:

    We welcome this pair of fraudsters with open arms at a cost of 10trillion of taxpayers money.

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  132. 155
    legal crook says:

    Tea poured, now all I need to do is put a bun in her oven and job done!

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  133. 156
    Steve Miliband says:

    I’ve got a throat like Ghandi’s flip flop

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  134. 157
    annette curton says:

    Nobody is gonna get a drink out of that, methinks it’s just a pretend tea set.

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  135. 158
    JML says:

    Ed Miliband makes cafe visit

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  136. 159
    Giorgio Siciliano ( aka President of Italy) says:

    So you wannah me to make caption eh??

    I give you caption ” Eees — ‘ow you sayah — ineeespleecable , that Cameron did not ask our help in Nigeria .

    Yes – we still ‘ave not updated our WW2 tanks weeth the five reverse gears and our planes still rely on reverse thrust .

    We may not be the most reliable battlefield ally .

    But ‘ere again we alwaysah whip your arse at football !!

    Porca miseria !!

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      Expat Geordie says:

      I’m not Camerons greatest fan, but at least he had the balls to authorise the rescue and risk the political backlash if it went wrong. When we located our hostages in Iraq Brown wouldn’t authorise a rescue mission in cas it failed and he got a load of bad publicity. The hostages died anyway, and we still haven’t got their bodies back.

      What Gutless Gordon failed to realise is that the British public will not blame a Prime Minister for doing the right thing in these circumstances, even if it goes badly wrong. Ultimately it is because we know that if it was us there then our government will send in the troops to rescue us.

      Gordon broke trust with the British people when he failed to authorise the Iraq rescue mission whereas Dave didn’t break trust, even though the Nigeria mission failed.

      Perhaps what we all thought at the time might be true, Gordon obviously has a large bit of Italian in him.

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  137. 160
    Jimmy F says:

    I’ll pour – people always tell me I should be mum

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  138. 162
    jgm2 says:

    Photographic evidence that a chocolate teapot can pour a cup of tea.

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  139. 163
    Ah! Monika says:

    Chimp advert returns.

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  140. 164
    David Miliband says:

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  141. 165
    Hello Children! says:

    I’m a Little Teapot Short and Stout…..

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  142. 167
    Ah! Monika says:

    Imagine a caption competition showing a polititian eating pe@s with a knife!
    Mod
    Mod
    Mod

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  143. 169
    gus says:

    ‘Fancy a cream pie?’

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  144. 170
    jgm2 says:

    David Miliband pictured prior to his prosecution by Health and Safety Executive for not possessing a Food Hygiene Certificate.

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  145. 171
    cynic2 says:

    I’m a little teapot, short and stout
    Tip me up and pour me out
    Cup of Russian Tea for Ed you see
    Glows in the dark now, tee hee hee

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  146. 171
    PG Tips says:

    Miliband: “Can I offer you something like Earl Grey?”

    Wioman: “I doubt it. Earl Grey achieved things in his political career.”

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  147. 174
    Must get a pseudonym one day says:

    “My spout dribbles a bit but don’t worry, it won’t do you any harm”.

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  148. 175
    PG Tips says:

    Woman: “Twinings again?”

    Miliband: “No, I’m over it all now.”

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  149. 176
    PG Tips says:

    Miliband: “You’re not allowed to use chimps in adverts anymore”.

    Woman: “No, only their brothers…”

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  150. 179
    cheche says:

    After his election to the leadership of the labour party Mr Milliband achieved another promotion- says the BBC

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  151. 180
    Frightened Inmate #2 says:

    Which one are you again? Tweedledum or Tweedledee?

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  152. 181
    Dave Bruce says:

    Dave… Your hand is reting on my boob

    You hum it and I’ll sing it

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  153. 183
    bergen says:

    At last Typhoo find a replacement to Frankie Howerd.

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  154. 187
    Arrest him says:

    (2009) New Labour David Miliband M.P. -PARASITE AND SUPPORTER OF TERRORISM: http://eotp.org/2009/05/17/2009-new-labour-david-miliband-m-p-parsite/

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  155. 189
    coldsore says:

    vote labour and we promise to make everybody poor!

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  156. 190
    coldsore says:

    Vote labour and we promise to make everybody poor

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  157. 191
    Grumpy Old Man says:

    I’ll fill you till you overflow.

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  158. 192
    Andrew McDonald says:

    After the whole banana debacle, I was expecting to be pouring tea out of a chocolate tea pot as a metaphor for the usefullness of Labours manifesto under my dear brother

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  159. 194
    6749186 HUHNE Cell Block H says:

    PG Tip’s reveal their new chimp !

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  160. 195
    6749186 HUHNE Cell Block H says:

    I’ve not had a decent cup of tea in 18 months
    since the last time i visited Westminster

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  161. 196
    Conspirational says:

    “At least my spout is bigger than Ed’s.”

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  162. 197
    Rentaquote says:

    Him: I always said Yvette was a scrubber
    Her: I always said you’d make a good teaboy.

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  163. 198
    Britains got Talentless shits in opposition says:

    So which one are you, Ant or Dec?

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  164. 200
    Icedragon says:

    Keep smiling and pretend you know me; while I try and find my work permit!

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  165. 201
    Sir William Waad says:

    Oddly enough the teapot also had a chip on its shoulder.

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  166. 203
    The Doddering Old Fart says:

    I’ve just told him if he spills any of this hot tea on me I will kick him right where a monkey shoves it nuts.

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  167. 206
    MAD FRANKIE HADDOCK son of COD says:

    No ! I’ve not had one mouthfull since i was “Teabagged” by the unions

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  168. 207
    Remo Williams says:

    Was that Mr. Livingstone I saw stirring the pot?

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  169. 208
    Hugh Mcready says:

    Miss South Shields,Lydia.T.Pot,welcomes local M.P to new single mothers cafe,Stranger’s.

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  170. 209
    Leaving asap says:

    Ahh..so you are what we called working class. And this is tea is it? interesting. Much prefer Champagne myself. Can I squeeze you in the middle. Does this little establishment need an Executive Director – I’m only looking for £100k and you will see me once a month. Could I have a banana to go with this please…………

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  171. 210
    Vince Kabul says:

    “Take this over to Mr.Hancock…he ordered tea & crumpet”

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  172. 211
    Anonymous says:

    If you think this teapot is big you should see the size of my banana!”

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  173. 212
    Keith Dovkunts says:

    It’s not a hat dummy, it’s a bandage. I went for a drink with Eric Joyce last night . . .

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  174. 213
    Hugh G Reckshun says:

    I’ll pour Mum, then I must lie down till help arrives.

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  175. 214
    Baron Hogwash says:

    Flower pot man charms the tea lady with his wit and stories of foreign adventures.

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  176. 215
    Jeffrey Bernard says:

    “Back to the wall just in case NearlyDeadEd is around”

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  177. 216
    Anonymous says:

    Hunt pours tea

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  178. 217
    Kered Ybretsae says:

    ‘Pouring cups of tea could well become my life style!’

    ‘Watch out and pour in the cup son, not over me hand.’

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  179. 218
    robbie says:

    DM: One lump or two?

    Lady: Why, is Ed here as well?

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  180. 219
    Lady Virginia Droit de Seigneur says:

    The Peter Mandelson version…

    I’m a little teapot
    Sort and stout
    Here’s my handle
    Here’s my spout
    When I see some money
    Hear me shout
    Suck me off
    And lick me out

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    • 258
      Heidi Fleisch late of the Upper East Side says:

      You may be a “Virginia ” — but with a mouth like that you’re no Lady !!

      ( Ever thought of coming to work in my “house”? ).

      Like

  181. 221
    Jenny says:

    Thanks for making this viral but please acknowledge that this image was from The White Ribbon Alliance Mums Café to stop 1,000 women a day dying in childbirth at Parliament on #IWD2012
    Thanks!

    Like

  182. 222
    I hate MPs says:

    Part-time MP: You can’t touch me I am an MP. I could smash this teapot over your head and punch you in the face but I’d walk out of court with no jail time. So just watch it.

    Like

  183. 223
    Tetly says:

    Oooo…….. that’s that nice Mr Ed Milliband to a Tee

    Like

  184. 224
    Stobrith says:

    A chocolate tea pot in action.

    Like

  185. 226
    Pundit Too says:

    More Brooke Bond than James Bond at Mum’s (net) cafe.

    Like

  186. 227
    Bazza says:

    Miliband Major giving it the natural touch with the bird who crapped in Little Ed’s hair.

    Like

  187. 228
    dbopenlock says:

    “I’ll be Brother”

    Like

  188. 229
    YorkshireLad says:

    “Hey Dave…champagne doesn’t come from a teapot”

    Like

  189. 230
    The Anglo Saxon says:

    David: Et tu Brute.

    Pam: If that means “did I put the arsenic in Ed’s cup” the answer is, yes.

    Like

  190. 231
    Fitbad the Tailor says:

    “This is me pouring tea at Pam’s Cafe. You see, I do have experience outside politics”.

    Like

  191. 232
    Generally demoralised says:

    Your a Hunt and I don’t want any of your tea!

    Like

  192. 233
    Ratbag says:

    Oy, laughing boy! If you scald my tits you’ll be using this cup to carry your knackers home.

    Like

  193. 237
    filipinomonkey says:

    You’ll have to use the teaspoon yourself, I never stir see…

    Like

  194. 241
    MAD FRANKIE HADDOCK son of COD says:

    Blatant Fraudster of the public purse
    pops into Westminster for his Annual visit

    Like

  195. 242
    Anonymous says:

    I take it hot and strong. Where’s the Balls?

    Like

  196. 243
    Sir Barrington Minge says:

    Reduced to pouring tea for Paris Hilton

    Like

  197. 244
    Ghost of Greg Stone. says:

    Look, I know I’m not everyones cup of tea, but…

    Like

  198. 248
    Bill Irvine says:

    What kind of tea?
    Seeyouen tea of course!

    Like

  199. 249
    Wiltshire Indy says:

    Since I’m not allowed to be The Leader, I’d better be mother

    Like

  200. 250
    Wiltshire Indy says:

    Is this a real job? Can I call myself working class now?

    Like

  201. 253
    Queen Charlotte says:

    Shall I be Mother?

    Too late. Her younger son has already got your birthright.

    Like

  202. 254
    Baron Hogwash says:

    Look where you are pouring that tea, big ears!

    Like

  203. 255
    Clareabell says:

    What? No Banana?

    Like

  204. 256
    Osama the Nazarene says:

    “Pleased with yourself are you Mr Miliband, I made your banana stand proud.”

    Like

  205. 259
    huwwuh says:

    My cup satiateth, not.

    Like

  206. 261
    Milliband Snr or Jnr I don't care says:

    Oh Brother, wherefore art thou?

    Like

  207. 262
    huwwuh says:

    ”Tea a drink with jam and bread…that will bring us back to DOH! DOH! Doh!

    Like

  208. 263
    Mike says:

    Oh David dear, you’ve got that Hornimans’ look on your face again!

    Like

  209. 264
    AsYouLikeIt says:

    March Hare: Ah, you mean you can’t very well take less.
    Mad Hatter: Yes. You can always take more than nothing.

    Like

  210. 265
    Who voted for Shami?? says:

    De caf for me.. I am a communist you see…all “proper tea” is theft..

    Like

    • 267
      The Final Arbiter says:

      Excellent !! .

      Without peer .

      I duly confer on you this week’s prize
      — a masterclass with Guido on the dark arts of moderation.

      Like

  211. 266
    Stephanie Grimaldi says:

    Him : God Save the Queen

    Her : Not that fascist regime !!

    Like


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The lefties are attacking because the panellist is a millionaire and lives in a London home worth upwards of two million. Someone had best tell them he’s called Ed Miliband.


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