Internal Beeb Blow by Blow Account
The BBC internal wires are circulating this account of how last night’s Joyce episode began. Look North reporter Joe Inwood’s report has worked its way into Guido’s inbox:
- Andrew Percy MP was hosting an event for the Speaker of the Canadian Parliament, at which Stuart Andrew MP was a guest.
- The night had progressed, and the speaker (and family) had left.
- Eric Joyce was also in the bar, and was having a conversation with Alec Shelbrooke MP.
- Andrew Percy had gone to the bar and on his way back asked to get past AS and EJ.
- EJ was then heard (by eye witness) to say something along the “no you can’t. I’m fed up with this place. It’s full of f###ing Tories.”
- Somehow this confrontation ended with Andrew Percy being pushed to a wall.
- At this point Stuart Andrew stood up and told him (EJ) to stop.
- IT IS ALLEGED THAT At this point EJ then grabbed SA by the tie, pushing him up against a wall.
- AP had gone to get the police, who promptly surrounded Joyce, although did not restrain him.
- Eric Joyce IS SAID TO HAVE objected to his treatment, saying they could not do this to an MP.
- IT IS CLAIMED THAT he then, whilst surrounded by police launched himself at SA, head butting him and punching him.
And the rest they say is history.
They go on to confirm that this window was broken during Joyce’s removal.
Tomorrow we might write about something else…
Joyce should taken outside and shot!
Agreed. I hope he gets a really right-wing Judge!
STV news have just broadcast interviews they did with some Falkirk Residents ALL of which stated Joyce is a disgrace and should be jailed.
He’s fantastic – leave the lad alone! Awesome, if it pans out to by-election its purity shall be hallowed. Bless that Falkirk spirit. I hope a 2 paragraph obituary involving a hose pipe and whiskey.
No Scot alive would drink Whiskey! They do, however, imbibe WHISKY on a 24/7 basis.
These Tories are power hungry, and they’re all after my job. They must be d#######d, d#######d, and their records e######d!
Trust me! I saved tha’ wuld!
HoC alcohol subsidy must be removed. The Members are just not responsible.
Its funny how no-one is blaming the supermarkets.
@GOM – that was the final insult.
Really quite impressive
Ban him from subsidised bars and put him behind big sturdy metal ones.
I’m afraid Madame Cyn that since Tony Blair, Millionaire became PM, almost every judge appointed is Left of the BBC
A right-wing judge? Not in England. If I’d been in charge of the police team, he’d have been restrained with handcuffs, and then some one would have thrown him down the stairs. Racist fascist Labour thug.
Be nice to think there were any right-wing judges…. They’re all bunny hugging liberal lefties these days.
Is this genuine Guido?
The Red Channel rarely tells the truth.
William Joyce – Lord Haw Haw
Eric Joyce – Break the Jaw & the Law
Are they by any chance related?
A scottish socialist thug.
Get him out of here.
Don’t forget James as he was a good drinker as well as writer.
The events as stated cannot be true as the BBC has certainly not been giving out any of this “internal” news to its customers and tax paying funders except that Joyce is to be “charged next month” (on 3 accounts – only stated once).
The World at One with Shaun Laye also pretended it did not know of the existance of the campaign by the Socialist Worker’s Party’s attempt to disupt the Work to Welfare campaign. When confronted with this they later stated the person involved admitted to being in the party but that his campaign had wider support outside the party – more than likely from the unions, Labour Party, and the BBC.
Hung, drawn and quartered, then deported.
Hear mE n0wwww, ^ u iZ a fat racist init blud.
waagwan waagwan waagwan.
Viva hyyyamaica. boooooyakaha. bLack power init.
Taxi for Diane Fatbott !
Let’s shoot Blair, Brown and Harperson first
Way too quick!
So these are the people we elect to represent us?
Drunken Twats
Come on let’s be fair. I remember my first free bar. Tried to get off with my friends mum.
And?
she head butted me….
You mean she gave you head?
See you Jimmah!!
The House is cheaper than Mr Patel’s nano-mart nae wonder it makes me want to bray the f******* Tories.
General Jackson threatened me with that, as I screwed up his BAR Exercise……….. HeHe!……….. Gotta bottle of GF for that!
Maw, a Teuchter, says,”There he woz! A’ alain in a forrin lan’, surrounded by Sassenachs ‘n in fear o’ hus laif! Waddya expect!”
TWAT!
I was also a major in the Army’s Education and Training Services and came up through the ranks in exactly the same way. A selfish and thoroughly unpleasant individual he abused and betrayed everyone who helped him. I am not remotely surprised that this has happened. Wheels of justic grind slow etc…
Would you describe him as a sociopath?
psycho pseudo-socialist pisshead
Just another fucking two fucking pint screamer of a fucking bigoted Jock dogturd. Fuck him.
We’re paying for these bastards, subsidising their booze and food and they behave like this!
Introduce minimum pricing on Alcohol in all Parliamentary Bars, not redeemable via expenses. Its what the fuckers would do to us !
Wrong tactics ASBO. There should not be any bars in a workplace & that is what the Houses of Parliament are or should be.
Many of the people inside the HoC should be inside somewhere with bars.
So taxpayers are paying for this c*nt to get pissed and assault people.
Even better.
Hear, hear!
Agree. Prescott wasn’t drinking when he slugged a guy.
I expect more.
So could we have a video re-run of that event please and see whether Joyce took lessons from a pro?
Surely there was CCTV footage in Strangers bar?
Can’t see the problem really. Normal behaviour for most Scottish pubs, particularly late at night. Surprised the cops bothered.
“I’m fed up with this place. It’s full of f###ing Tories.”
So is the nation. I’m sure the readership of this blog will gladly club together to buy Mr Joyce a one-way Ryanair flight out of the country.
Perhaps Alec Salmond can find him something to do when Scotland gets her Independence…..??!!
With his famous expense account – we have already paid for it – ten thousand fold.
Barman, I didn’t realise you still used sawdust on the floor here.
Barman: We don’t sir. That’s last night’s furniture.
I suggest just enough air-miles to get him halfway across the pond.
It shouldn’t happen to an MP.
And rarely ever does, the arrogance of these people never ceases to amaze me.
I’m amazed it did happen.
What’s the Old Bill doing, interfering in the internal running of Parliament?
Where’s the Speaker when you need him?
Oh yes, checking on the fig tree account.
Perhaps they will cut them down and make an expensive trinket box for his wife?
“Tomorrow we might write about something else” – it won’t be half as much fun though.
I hope everyone has seen this classic Newsnicht interview of (a worse for wear?) Mr Joyce defending his expenses claims.
Such an interview would never have occurred with Ubber BBC Scotland Labourite Glen Campbell in Brewers chair.
Eric ( Thugs ‘r’ Us ) Joyce. A true socialist who packs a punch.
One of the main issues NASA need to address when planning a manned mission to Mars is the sheer expense of such an undertaking. However rumour has it that they have taken heart from the way UK tax payers have funded Eric Joyces travel from Falkirk to Westminster which is of an equivilent magnitude.
On the other hand, if they’re thinking of sending a manned probe into the Sun …
I think on the Suns’ day the Sun will be probing Eric.
It’s in the DNA.
Hear hear , thankfully no inglish MPs ripped the arse out of their expenses, just the Scots
Feel free to post any clips of your choice.
On second thoughts your right no English MP or Lord ever misused the system its only errrr the Scots.
I’ll rip his arse and fill him with my multicultural enrichment
It’s amazing how this man could ever become an MP.An embarrasing halfwit.
But then he belongs to the party which included Presscot and Joyce. I Know for sure that I could not vote for a party that included characters with such low inteligence and in the case of joyce,thuggery.
An excellent reason for letting the Scots go it alone! Bon Chance.
Jesus this guys a half whit and a thieving one at that. Prosecute the fucker for theft and common assault.
The end message was classic – needs to be resent to the good people of Falkirk as the SNP will surely roll over Labour now.
the nice socialists over at CiF are applauding the headbutting since most of them seem to have wanted to headbut an evil tory. Gotta love the educationally sub normal lefties over at CiF!
Nobody does hatred and intolerance quite like the Left. Just wait till maggie passes on, their public demonstration of pure hatred will be spectacular.
Quite. I can’t wait for the Guardian articles justifying the massive amount of grave pissing.
I for one will take a dump on old Karl’s tomb in Highgate if it happens.
Why wait? Take a dump on the next SWP person you come across.
What will be truly spectacular is watching lefties try to find something to replace their hatred of her, in a desperate attempt to fill the nagging void at their core.
I wouldn’t bank on it. They’ll make sure she’s vilified for the next 100 years and demand that she’s airbrushed out of our history books.
I’m sorry this cannot possibly be true.
We on the left are more intelligent, caring and compassionate.
The right are nasty, stupid people.
There. I have spoken. So let’s hear no more about it.
Re. the Telegraph front page about baby girls being aborted.
Twenty years ago in south east London, NHS hospitals refused to tell expectant parents the sex of their unborn children during routine scans. This was because parents from ethnic minorities were known to abort unwanted baby girls.
Sadly this test was too late for us.
The media are running this story as an “Abortion Controversy”.
Theres nothing ” controversial” about it, its illegal end of !
The medical profession has known this has been happening for years.
It’s been hushed up because it was being done by asian and middle eastern parents. Anyone exposing it would have been accused of being racist.
because islamic colonies are insular there won’t be enough burqua wearers to go around…
In the extreme you might even expect gangs to form who trade in raping and abusing women outside the community.
Nah will never happen…
The Bring Back Communism radio 4 did talking head on this issue last night.
They fell over themselves in trying not to say the words female, male, Moslem or immigrant doctors or immigrant community – and eventually succeeded.
Did not know whether to laugh or cry at their pathetic PC antics.
It’s a story they’re keeping internal then.
BBC News at 6 leading with RBS losses, public sector pay freeze, abortions, Somalia.
Story just hanging on to bottom of RHS column on their webshite and about to disappear off down the memory hole.
We sanitise socialist stupidity. It’s in our Charter.
Move along now !
Well what do we expect?
Nothing to see here, move along please.
The Red Channel
Red politics, Red logo, Red Colourways……Red faces all round
Just covered – 1 minute long report – line is it reflects badly on “MPs”.
Yes the BBC will be blaming the Tories next.
Or Mrs T. It has to be her fault somewhere along the line.
Ashcroft’s if not hers.
Tory Cuts! (and bruises).
Watch for closely the ‘understandable frustration with Tory cuts and NHS reforms’ line.
I think that line is a given or ‘personal’ issues.
Or the old Blair one of “It’s Eric being Eric”
And the failure of the Beeb to mention the Crown Court trial in Rochdale is just the Beeb being the Beeb.
Its a Personal tradgedy
“”And the failure of the Beeb to mention the Crown Court trial in Rochdale”"
It a Crown Court trial in Liverpool … the defendants are from Rochdale and Th’Oldham.
Oh come on, what’s news-worthy about a nearly 50 strong gang of p43dophiles picking on girls as young as nine to force into a life of prostitution and drugs?
I’m sure there’s an old dusty Royal Charter knock about somewhere which specifically requires the BBC to keep clear of all political bias of any kind.
John Snow has now downgraded this disgraceful violence as a ‘fracas’.
Makes it sound like an argument over cucumber sandwiches at the tennis club.
Fuck them. Doleful appologists for Labour.
So is he going to be charged with assault?
Small point.
This biased fuckwits name is Jon.
affray – 2 to 5
This is just the continuation of the…Hang ‘em….Kill ‘em…Blind wish on Mrs T. Now we have a punch up. We await the first MP stabs/shoots MP story to appear. Watch this space.
Phew! Not a whisper.
In any workplace serious misconduct of this type means instant dismissal. He was still on duty, him being in his workplace ie a bar used for meeting members of the public on business. The scumbag won’t be sacked though-will probably be sent for ‘counselling’.
I think if he gets more than 12 months he will have to resign/leave.
But in the real world………..
Misconduct in Public Office for Starters.
Didn’t apply to Prescott when he was screwing an underling on his publically funded desk— how on earth did the lout get away with it ?; an old school friend of mine was sacked from his civil service job when caughtt ‘frolicking’ with a female employee, but then he wasn’t a Labour minister and it was nearly 40 years ago.
And several Police officers have been sent to prison for shagging on duty, even if it was on their lunch hour. However if your a “higher class” of public servant like Home secretary for example you get away with it.
Oh come come thats all in the past, its not as if Prescott is running for Police Chief or anything.
Hear me now you iZ only piCkin 0n ‘im coz he’s black init;
boooooooyakasha
Stuart “passion will win it” Pearce’s squad.
Passion lads! Me an’ the pundits and the public have all decided that a cross of St George an a bit of ‘passion’ is all we need an’ we’ll walk this tournament.
PASSION!! AND NO BLEEDIN’ FOREIGN MANAGERS!
The Passion Squad
- The most English and proud of it!!!
G – Stephen Fry
RB – Simon Cowell
CB – James May
CB – Jeremy Clarkson
LB – Barbara Windsor
DM – Ray Winstone
LM – Bob Hoskins
RM – Miranda Hart
AM – Prince William
SS – Vinnie Jones
ST – Liam Gallagher
SUB
- Maggie Smith
- Richard Hammond
- Alan Titchmarsh
- Rowan Atkinson
- Delia Smith
- Anne Robinson
- Nigella Lawson
- Michael Caine
- Ant
- Dec
- Boris Johnson
- Paul McCartney
- David Beckham
Can’t have Vinnie, he’s already been taken by Wales.
My money’s on Eric Pickles. If you’re going to have a fight you need someone big on your side. Eric Pickles is The Undertaker. You’ve never seen them in the same room together, have you?
Happy to wipe his a$$ when he needs a dump through eating all the pies
Its bedtime for me.
Night night everyone.
Nothing much going on in Wales, then?
The sheep are obviously tired, already.
Or they don’t have electricity yet…
But they do have something plugged in at the back end.
A generator.
Well, they’ve been on their feet all day… their front feet anyway.
Sheep husbandry is practised throughout the majority of the inhabited world, and has been fundamental to many civilizations [wiki]
Ewe and me against the world
that limp dicked fucker is not WELSH
Do you want me to read your Harry Potter to you ?
Disgusting.
I don’t think Tunbridge Wells is what it used to be.
I think all the disgusted types either died or moved to somewhere a lot less disgusting like the Costa del Sol, got drunk on gin and refused to learn any Spanish.
Good on ‘em.
Disgusted of.
Its full of Kentish chavs I believe.
They”ll have to bus all the Labour Folk in this time.
Audience Gerrymandering, it’s in the Charter (we think).
Frightful middle-class golf-playing my-holiday-was-more-exotic-than-yours hell-hole.
Time to close down the bars in the Palace of Westminster, these MP’s are not fit for purpose, lets get them all to sign the no alcohol pledge.
They can still smoke in there so not much chance of that.
While you’re at it, though, you could get them to sign a pledge to say they won’t rob us blind when they put in their expenses.
Fat chance.
Stopping them boozing and smoking and accurate expenses as per HMRC rulings we might get MP’s to do the job they are paid to do, well you cam always dream.
Are you serious they can smoke? How come does anyone know?
Nice job by the BBC to hardly mention the story on the 6PM news and when they did it was “all MP’s are shamed” routine.
Clearly as a Tory MP wasn’t involved the BBC don’t want to know.
Get fucked you BBC mongs.
Even if the dr*unken, violent, chippy c*unt ever gets prosecuted it will be reported somewhere towards the bottom of the Politics web-page.
‘MP prosecuted for assault’
Then five paragraphs into the report they’ll finaly mention that Joyce is a Labour MP.
But we will not mention he is a Jock. That’s only fair.
Newbie BBC Correspondent: -
“These outrageous bombings of innocents by a Muslim must surely shame all Muslims”
BBC News Ed. : -
“Er… could you go again on that one Ms Newbie?”
Blow by blow account.?
For telling truths Auntie Beeb is renouned for blow jobs yet with the multitude of witnesses and plod at hand, this BBC reporter would appe-ar to be laying it out correctly.
Amazing
Listen carefully. There’s bound to be some Labour spin in there somewhere.
If I put some coke on my knob will you do it then?
Make that Iron-Bru and I’m yer man, laddie…
Delighted . Any time
Poor Tory Boy wimp gets a bit of a slap and goes crying to the police. Fight back you pussy
Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Boring!
A violent RED….
who would have thought….
“…. I’m fed up with this place. It’s full of f###ing Tories.” That’s where they are then. Haven’t seen one of those since May 2010.
“I’m fed up with this place. It’s full of f###ing Tories.”
Can that make it a “hate crime”?
When Mark Reckless, the Tory MP for Rochester, gets motherless drunk in a Commons bar, he has the decency to only smash doors and vomits in the back of mini-cabs, not black taxis.
In his own constituency he regularly gets pissy drunk at The Cooper’s Arms in St Margaret’s Street, one of the oldest tap rooms in Britain, this interest in history shows the moral superiority of conservatism.
Reckless by name…..
I think what it shows is that mp’s have utterly lost trust and respect and a fair few have become drunkards, thugs and thieves.
Doesn’t help that we the taxpayer fund them a cheap alcoholic watering hole right in the middle of their workplace.
I hope you are not including me in your assessment, Nell. Boaz.
And you can prove this, I take it or are you just another left wing cock?
Hi suckers I mean tax payers. I am walking away with a cool 8million of tax payers cash. Thanks and bye
HTH.
AFIAA, AP, MP + SA, MP needed police PC for EJ, MP.
EJ,MP was obviously not polite and PC, but SOS-ing a PC ASAP made it all OK
SVP JP do the business. KWIM
Here is the 6 O’Clock News from the BBC : “Last night in the House of Commons an MP protested forcefully against Tory cuts, Lord Ashcroft, the Murdoch press, and the imminent destruction of the NHS.
He was later detained by the police on the orders of the Tory Home Secretary.”
You forgot imperialist fascist, right wing homophobic, baby killing, oppressor of the working class Tories who stood up to this useless scotch scumbag.
Thanks Guido for letting me off the hook. All that fraud has left me exhausted. I am off to paradise with the taxpayers cash. Keep the thickos diverted! Ta
£8m divis last year I hear…is niiiice.
Of course, it was Labour who first employed her, but you won’t hear that on the BBC or Channel 4 News.
Look I’m sorry but we only have so much page space.
I’m sure “Flaw found in fast neutrino story” has far more impact on people’s lives that some silly anti-Labout hoo haa!
The tosser even has his own YouTube channel.
http://www.youtube.com/user/ericjoyce1
With all of his four subscribers.
When he’s doing his bird with Bubba and friends that won’t be the only channel he’ll have.
Eric Joyce MP@ericjoyceReply
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Favorite
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Ok, who’s the hardest boxing correspondent in the country? There’s only one way to find out…..
How the fook am I supposed to spin this. Fook it where’s my c*ke?
But that BBC journos account bears no resemblance to what I heard on the BBC 6 o’clock news.
The trolls were better.
One has to wonder how much of this is down to the continual illusion of a ‘class war’ that is created by the leadership of the Labour Party.
All I will say, though, is that one should hate the game – and not the player. Play the Ball and not the Man.
I daresay I would find many of the people commenting despicable people, but that doesn’t mean that I would argue anything but policy with them.
If Mr Joyce wants the house to be full of anything but Tories, I suggests he tries to reform his party away from kneejerk actions and towards peaceful, ethical governance.
Joyce was kicked out the army … as a teacher …. just how hard is that … makes you wonder why New Labour took him on – he probably knows twenty ways to take your head off using Blu-Tak … scary .. wonder if he a pissed the £1 million in claimed expenses up against the wall … then again New Labour do have form ….. Lard Foulkes beats up old ladies and policemen, Lard Watson arsonist extra-ordinaire, Lard Prescott … Brown the telephone terminator … Campbell … Balls …
‘attractive’ bunch aren’t they?
“Eric Joyce IS SAID TO HAVE objected to his treatment, saying they could not do this to an MP.”
And STILL they don’t get it. They should receive this treatment more often, precisely BECAUSE they’re MPs.
Cretin.
And as the Guardian went to press Seaumas Milne, in leftist solidarity, continued to box the clown.
You can just hear his arrogant self-important ‘don’t you now who I am’ !! can’t you?
That’s what Cardinal Wolsey thought until they got to work on him with the red hot pincers.
Those roundheads had the audacity to put me on trial. How dare they. Of course I refused to recognise the authority of their court since it was made up of little people. Still didnt do me much good in the end, might have bern smarter to eat some himble pie and do a deal with them. Oh well.
That presumably is an abbreviated beeb version of the real event. I’m surprised they didn’t go the whole hog and turn ericjoyce into the victim!
Give ‘em time, Nell……give ‘em time.
I’ll bet they’re all working overtime in there trying to find an angle which will make Joyce look good.
I hear the problem started cos Alec Shelbroke (who is partially deaf) could not understand the drunken Glaswegian.
They were comparing military careers (AS did 48 hours in the Royal Navy). Joyce kicked off when he had been asked to repeat himself for the 20th time.
honest debate dead then
All three?.
Chuka makes a Hunt of him self on The Telegraph.
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/finance/comment/9101672/If-we-want-the-UK-to-grow-we-should-take-lessons-from-Germany.html
chuckourmoney has as much understanding of economics as prezza does of marital fidelity.
Chukabutty reminds me of that advert for Lawyers 4 U, always trying to look macho but is really only interested in your money
Oh, Prezza understands it ok. he just doesn’t see why the rules apply to him.
And these are our elected representatives? (sighs deeply and despondently). Guido, how about emulating Guido 1.0? Gunpowder anyone?
GO GET EM DAVE ! there is a French and an English journalists lying injured in Homs
appealing to the world for urgent medical treatment , there are also the bodies of the two fallen journo’s
The world is sat back and doing nothing because Russia and China see nothing wrong with slaughtering their populations
The British and French have Special forces who will be just itching to go in there and get them out and whilst they are at it kick some Assad ass
so my prediction is that these people will be out of there by Monday
I shall buy it now even if I wasn’t going to before.
Me too.
But is not Watson a shareholder?
+10
I’m just going to listen to Kelvin MacK. slaughtering Tom Watson on R4 Today last weekend.
I will buy 2 copies now.
3 copies now
Hmmm, a member of the house imploring people to try to destroy a british product. Has he not abused his position enough? Not to mention his stomach.
twatson opposes the sun. We must all do our bit for democracy therefore and buy it and support it!!
Personally spe@king I hope murdoch uses it for revenge on gordy!!
Let’s keep it short, now Feck Off you fat Hunt!
We’ve always hated News International, Coulson and Rebekah Brooks.
Fuck off you fat cun’t!
For gawds sake, this really isn’t suitable behavior from an MP
Radio 5 Labour this morning running a ‘Don’t buy the Sun’ item in the guise of ‘Will firms advertise in the Sun on Sunday’ question. Of course they will, imbeciles.
You could hear the total disappointment in the voices of the BBC when told that the forthcoming Sunday Sun advertisement pages were 100% full and that Murdoch will reclaim at least half of the NOTW sales lost to other papers.
Can’t wait for the cold revenge of Murdoch on all those lying b****ds in Independent, Gruniard, Mirror, and BBC as well as on Fatso Watson.
The thought of it makes me almost delirious.
What a feckin’ disgrace.
“Father Jock. Are you sure you want to stay at home in Kirkcaldy and not be out talking with the parishioner?”
“feck off”
“Ok so. Dougal. Father jock won’t be holding any mass again this year either.”
I like the tags: BBC, Drunk, Labour; says it all really.
Looks like Joyce has had his whip removed. Fingers crossed Percy starts litigation and gets every ill gained possession he has.
Lets look at the facts:
Northerner
Working Class
Ex Soldier
Labour Party
Drunk
A real recipe for thuggish disaster
You mean Scot NOT northerner.
Yorkshiremen, Lancastrians and Northumbrians would be offended to think that you compare them to this trashy worthless mp.
I love Turnips
So do I sweetie. parsnips/turnips/swedes – all the same family. Amazingly valuable for minerals, fibre etc and great flavour when properly cooked.
Of course urbanites know nothing about real vegetables believing they originate from freezers in places like Tesco’s and Iceland.LOL.
But what else do we expect after 13 years of education under labour?!!
Nell what you need to understand is anonymous is bigoted towards everyone North of Watford where as your particular brand of odious ignorance only extends to to those North Of the Border.
None the less Cancer is Cancer , hatred is hatred whatever form it takes.
Y’know I’ve tried in vain to find someone who would make you proud of the labourite scots – but I’m struggling here, perhaps you could suggest someone.
Thus far all I could find are the following :
dougiealexander; darling, gordy, joyce, bliar, johnreid, lordirvine, georgerobertson, helenliddell, gusmacdonald, desbrowne. Troughing thugs everyone.
But maybe you know someone who’s better?
Oh I forgot their heaviest drinking scot of all foulkes!!
+1x10E99
He wasn’t a soldier, he was in the Army Education Corps.
I thought that was disbanded years ago. Perhaps it was which was why he was relieved of duty?
Here is the news. Friends and colleagues of MP Eric Joyce paid tribute to him today after he suffered a personal tragedy last night in a House of Commons Bar.
And we will be interviewing a spokesperson for Eric Joyce, Mr Max Clifford later on in the show.
Meanwhile in other news…..Tory Cuts….Ashcroft…cuts,cuts and more cuts.
He reckons he’s a real man of the people- yet he spent MP’s expenses on oil paintings.
I have had some time to study the fine brushwork and bold strokes on these paintings. I think, correct me if I’m wrong, that they were done in they brent crude.
++LOL++
I was appointed by the previous Labour Government, so you shouldn’t be surprised if I’m a leetle bit dodgy.
She’s a great labourite and personal beneficiary of that failed global economist gordonbrown.
He gave her her first £80million contract in 1997.
And she now has the ‘magnificent’ self-serving (ex incompetent home secretary) davidblunkett as one of her major consultants earning £40k plus pa and doing his best to defend her and hence his income in the national press.
Hi all – how’s it going? I’m feeling pretty good, before you ask. Here in Libya it’s so much nicer since we put women, unbelievers and bl*cks in their places. Thanks for all the help guys! Oh, and give my regards to my old mucker Mr Salmond!
Salaam aleikum!
Is he not fucking dead yet ???
Of course, in the old days, we’d have thought this a ruse by AC to distract from TB burn every other child not on the Fettes waiting list.
Sadly, now, it’s just another pissed Labour MP doing a JP.
A Labour MP who once managed to spend over £170,000 on expenses one year.
isnt it £200,000 this year?
Only the Lord knows what possessed the SunonSunday to want MauriceGlasman in the first place.
They’ve had a narrow escape from terminal boredom!!
Nell is a sad bint with her head lodged up her bigotted arse! Sweetie.
TaT, Fuck off dear.
Don’t cwy Tat, you pwomist mummy you would cwy
Emma Harrison appointed by David Cameron in 2010 has fleeced the tax payer of 8million for her own personal gain and ran a company on government contracts which is being investigated for two separate cases of fraud. This cow is fleecing the tax payer and getting away with fraud!
Did she have a pyjama party at the Browns?
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Mmm, Laura Tobin
Indeed, but couldnt eat a whole one
Here is the story with pictures.
Remember: pictures never lie!
http://bit.ly/zPcAB3
I hope we get one of those Korean cartoons that tells the story, they are a real hoot.
Yeah, I was thinking the same thing. That’s why I did mine.
Brilliant Jimmy the noo xxx
Note to all news editors:
News blackout on Eric Joyce. All bulletins must drum on about bankers bonuses and Ed’s great ideas on caring capitalism.
It’s how the BBC kills a story it doesn’t like. The Guardian will also down play it as well.
Expect the BBC to make up some lie about a Tory tomorrow (probably from about 5 years ago) the BBC will run it all day tomorrow as if it’s the most important story going to divert attention away from the story they don’t want covered.
I’m betting the BBC paper review won’t mention the Express which has mad dog Joyce on the front page.
Wondering where everyone’s gone?
Try here = http://tinyurl.com/6wmr2r8
Is he a Fabian? Explains a lot
He’s a jock, is he from Fife with one eye as well? They really do have a problem with their violent tendencies those jocks.
+++DRUNK TORY MP ASSAULTS LABOUR MP FOR FALKIRK, ERIC JOYCE+++
The headline that never appeared, but would have.
THE LIEBOUR PARTY ALWAYS OPPOSED THE CITY’S BONUS CULTURE….
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/politics/david-cameron/9084727/David-Cameron-vows-alcohol-crackdown.html
Wow Newsnight really got stuck into the Eric Joyce story didn’t they?
dunno – watching the kaiser report
saw that that fat 120,000 pound embezzeling cow smith was on later and have decided to go to bed
oh, the 120,000 pounds was how much she embezzled, not how much she weighs
Don’t hurry back home, Jacqui…
Indeed. It’s a struggle to watch when Smith is on, and so often too. However, we know that misdeeds by lefties are habitually glossed over by the Beeb, as shown once again by the reluctance to discuss the Joyce incident.
Brillo’s wit makes this week watchable. Just looking at Smutty Smith however, turns my stomach, have deleted from Sky + without watching.
C u n t male beeboid on News just called it a fracas’ as well. Seems that Labour HQ have told their supporters that this thuggish assault is just a bit of fun.
Fuck off BBC c u n t s I hope you all get a bad load of charlie from your dealer this weekend.
affray – 2 to 5 yrs
Yes Joyce is getting done, he can share a cell with Huhne
Going down going down going down
BBC ignored Daily Express front page
Sky News breaking Joyce getting done, flick to BBC news and….zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
BBC STILL NOT breaking Joyce story, now we get Tom Daley dancing in his knickers.
I bet THAT is popular with the male s at the BBC.
And Chris Bryant.
“Tomorrow we might write about something else…”
Of course, there’s more than just a pissed MP causing all sorts of trouble, bodily harm and property damage to write about; little issues like corruption on the part of the elected representatives of the people, and the equally-dodgy “news”-gathering operations sent to cover them– little things like that which are well within the purview of this blog, and undoubtedly we’ll see some stories along those lines. But if you tell us you won’t be following up on this story wherever it leads in the next few days, satisfying the curiosity of us readers as well as “committing journalism,” as they say, we all know what that is:
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Red headed drunken Scot, head butts man in bar. Is this newsworthy?
Not on the BBC it appears
Eric Joyce; Andrew Percy; Stuart Andrew – why do all the participants in this saga have forenames for surnames?
Perhaps it’s a new requirement in this business…
Odd but true.
The BBC is a fucking disgrace!
It’s all George Bush’s fault…
“Eric Joyce IS SAID TO HAVE objected to his treatment, saying they could not do this to an MP.”
Too bad they have not passed that Bill saying they can get away with whatever they want.
Where’s Billy Sunday when you need him?
A major tosser.