February 23rd, 2012

Internal Beeb Blow by Blow Account

The BBC internal wires are circulating this account of how last night’s Joyce episode began. Look North reporter Joe Inwood’s report has worked its way into Guido’s inbox:

  • Andrew Percy MP was hosting an event for the Speaker of the Canadian Parliament, at which Stuart Andrew MP was a guest.
  • The night had progressed, and the speaker (and family) had left.
  • Eric Joyce was also in the bar, and was having a conversation with Alec Shelbrooke MP.
  • Andrew Percy had gone to the bar and on his way back asked to get past AS and EJ.
  • EJ was then heard (by eye witness) to say something along the “no you can’t. I’m fed up with this place. It’s full of f###ing Tories.”
  • Somehow this confrontation ended with Andrew Percy being pushed to a wall.
  • At this point Stuart Andrew stood up and told him (EJ) to stop.
  • IT IS ALLEGED THAT At this point EJ then grabbed SA by the tie, pushing him up against a wall.
  • AP had gone to get the police, who promptly surrounded Joyce, although did not restrain him.
  • Eric Joyce IS SAID TO HAVE objected to his treatment, saying they could not do this to an MP.
  • IT IS CLAIMED THAT he then, whilst surrounded by police launched himself at SA, head butting him and punching him.

And the rest they say is history.

They go on to confirm that this window was broken during Joyce’s removal.

Tomorrow we might write about something else…


284 Comments

  1. 1
    True says:

    Joyce should taken outside and shot!

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    • 4
      Cynical-old-bag says:

      Agreed. I hope he gets a really right-wing Judge!

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      • 42
        Contrary to what some soft boys on here will tell you says:

        STV news have just broadcast interviews they did with some Falkirk Residents ALL of which stated Joyce is a disgrace and should be jailed.

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      • 62
        What's Left? says:

        I’m afraid Madame Cyn that since Tony Blair, Millionaire became PM, almost every judge appointed is Left of the BBC

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      • 114
        Geoff, England (not Britain or 'United' KIngdom) says:

        A right-wing judge? Not in England. If I’d been in charge of the police team, he’d have been restrained with handcuffs, and then some one would have thrown him down the stairs. Racist fascist Labour thug.

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      • 283
        countryfoodie says:

        Be nice to think there were any right-wing judges…. They’re all bunny hugging liberal lefties these days.

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    • 9
      What's Left? says:

      Is this genuine Guido?

      The Red Channel rarely tells the truth.

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    • 16
      Punch Drunk says:

      William Joyce – Lord Haw Haw
      Eric Joyce – Break the Jaw & the Law

      Are they by any chance related?

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      • 134
        Thunderbox says:

        A scottish socialist thug.

        Get him out of here.

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      • 273
        Pundit Too says:

        Don’t forget James as he was a good drinker as well as writer.
        The events as stated cannot be true as the BBC has certainly not been giving out any of this “internal” news to its customers and tax paying funders except that Joyce is to be “charged next month” (on 3 accounts – only stated once).
        The World at One with Shaun Laye also pretended it did not know of the existance of the campaign by the Socialist Worker’s Party’s attempt to disupt the Work to Welfare campaign. When confronted with this they later stated the person involved admitted to being in the party but that his campaign had wider support outside the party – more than likely from the unions, Labour Party, and the BBC.

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    • 24
      Popeye says:

      Hung, drawn and quartered, then deported.

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    • 29
      Adolf the cuddly bear says:

      Let’s shoot Blair, Brown and Harperson first

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    • 41
      Sir Barrington Minge says:

      So these are the people we elect to represent us?

      Drunken Twats

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    • 44
      Breton says:

      Come on let’s be fair. I remember my first free bar. Tried to get off with my friends mum.

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    • 69
      Scottish Labour Party says:

      See you Jimmah!!

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      • 168
        Eight Ace Joyce says:

        The House is cheaper than Mr Patel’s nano-mart nae wonder it makes me want to bray the f******* Tories.

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    • 120
      Old Grumpy says:

      General Jackson threatened me with that, as I screwed up his BAR Exercise……….. HeHe!……….. Gotta bottle of GF for that!

      Maw, a Teuchter, says,”There he woz! A’ alain in a forrin lan’, surrounded by Sassenachs ‘n in fear o’ hus laif! Waddya expect!”

      TWAT!

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    • 156
      Anonymous says:

      I was also a major in the Army’s Education and Training Services and came up through the ranks in exactly the same way. A selfish and thoroughly unpleasant individual he abused and betrayed everyone who helped him. I am not remotely surprised that this has happened. Wheels of justic grind slow etc…

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    • 184
      The Sheikh Of Arabeee says:

      Just another fucking two fucking pint screamer of a fucking bigoted Jock dogturd. Fuck him.

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  2. 2
    Jimmy says:

    We’re paying for these bastards, subsidising their booze and food and they behave like this!

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  3. 3
    Andrew Efiong says:

    “I’m fed up with this place. It’s full of f###ing Tories.”

    So is the nation. I’m sure the readership of this blog will gladly club together to buy Mr Joyce a one-way Ryanair flight out of the country.

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    • 5
      Cynical-old-bag says:

      Perhaps Alec Salmond can find him something to do when Scotland gets her Independence…..??!!

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    • 10
      What's Left? says:

      With his famous expense account – we have already paid for it – ten thousand fold.

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    • 79
      A Guest in the Strangers Bar says:

      Barman, I didn’t realise you still used sawdust on the floor here.
      Barman: We don’t sir. That’s last night’s furniture.

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    • 149
      A Saltiren-Buttery says:

      I suggest just enough air-miles to get him halfway across the pond.

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  4. 6
    Cressida's Dick says:

    It shouldn’t happen to an MP.

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    • 26
      annette curton says:

      And rarely ever does, the arrogance of these people never ceases to amaze me.

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      • 100
        Hang 'em all says:

        I’m amazed it did happen.

        What’s the Old Bill doing, interfering in the internal running of Parliament?

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        • 274
          Ivan Agenda says:

          Where’s the Speaker when you need him?
          Oh yes, checking on the fig tree account.
          Perhaps they will cut them down and make an expensive trinket box for his wife?

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  5. 7
    Old Blue Eyes says:

    “Tomorrow we might write about something else” – it won’t be half as much fun though.

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  6. 8
    James says:

    I hope everyone has seen this classic Newsnicht interview of (a worse for wear?) Mr Joyce defending his expenses claims.

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  7. 11
    Rh- says:

    the nice socialists over at CiF are applauding the headbutting since most of them seem to have wanted to headbut an evil tory. Gotta love the educationally sub normal lefties over at CiF!

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    • 17
      Famines and Firing Squads says:

      Nobody does hatred and intolerance quite like the Left. Just wait till maggie passes on, their public demonstration of pure hatred will be spectacular.

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      • 43
        Only in the Graun says:

        Quite. I can’t wait for the Guardian articles justifying the massive amount of grave pissing.

        I for one will take a dump on old Karl’s tomb in Highgate if it happens.

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      • 126
        JH says:

        What will be truly spectacular is watching lefties try to find something to replace their hatred of her, in a desperate attempt to fill the nagging void at their core.

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        • 266
          Biased Broadcasting Corporation says:

          I wouldn’t bank on it. They’ll make sure she’s vilified for the next 100 years and demand that she’s airbrushed out of our history books.

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    • 40
      Polly Toynbee's Dried Up Organ says:

      I’m sorry this cannot possibly be true.

      We on the left are more intelligent, caring and compassionate.

      The right are nasty, stupid people.

      There. I have spoken. So let’s hear no more about it.

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      • 160
        Anonymous says:

        Re. the Telegraph front page about baby girls being aborted.
        Twenty years ago in south east London, NHS hospitals refused to tell expectant parents the sex of their unborn children during routine scans. This was because parents from ethnic minorities were known to abort unwanted baby girls.

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        • 171
          Polly's parents says:

          Sadly this test was too late for us.

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        • 172
          Jail these criminals says:

          The media are running this story as an “Abortion Controversy”.
          Theres nothing ” controversial” about it, its illegal end of !

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          • Anonymous says:

            The medical profession has known this has been happening for years.
            It’s been hushed up because it was being done by asian and middle eastern parents. Anyone exposing it would have been accused of being racist.

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          • AC1 says:

            because islamic colonies are insular there won’t be enough burqua wearers to go around…

            In the extreme you might even expect gangs to form who trade in raping and abusing women outside the community.

            Nah will never happen…

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        • 276
          Ivan Agenda says:

          The Bring Back Communism radio 4 did talking head on this issue last night.
          They fell over themselves in trying not to say the words female, male, Moslem or immigrant doctors or immigrant community – and eventually succeeded.
          Did not know whether to laugh or cry at their pathetic PC antics.

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  8. 11
    BBC Tumbleweed Watch says:

    It’s a story they’re keeping internal then.

    BBC News at 6 leading with RBS losses, public sector pay freeze, abortions, Somalia.

    Story just hanging on to bottom of RHS column on their webshite and about to disappear off down the memory hole.

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  9. 13
    Kered Ybretsae says:

    This is just the continuation of the…Hang ‘em….Kill ‘em…Blind wish on Mrs T. Now we have a punch up. We await the first MP stabs/shoots MP story to appear. Watch this space.

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  10. 18
    EMMA HARRISON Defrauding the tax pay Tsar. says:

    Phew! Not a whisper.

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  11. 20
    Arthur Mullard says:

    In any workplace serious misconduct of this type means instant dismissal. He was still on duty, him being in his workplace ie a bar used for meeting members of the public on business. The scumbag won’t be sacked though-will probably be sent for ‘counselling’.

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    • 23
      Cynical-old-bag says:

      I think if he gets more than 12 months he will have to resign/leave.

      But in the real world………..

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    • 38
      ASBO says:

      Misconduct in Public Office for Starters.

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      • 152
        Ichabod says:

        Didn’t apply to Prescott when he was screwing an underling on his publically funded desk— how on earth did the lout get away with it ?; an old school friend of mine was sacked from his civil service job when caughtt ‘frolicking’ with a female employee, but then he wasn’t a Labour minister and it was nearly 40 years ago.

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        • 176
          Some public offices are more equal than others says:

          And several Police officers have been sent to prison for shagging on duty, even if it was on their lunch hour. However if your a “higher class” of public servant like Home secretary for example you get away with it.

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  12. 22
    D-Ann Abbhot says:

    Hear me now you iZ only piCkin 0n ‘im coz he’s black init;

    boooooooyakasha

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  13. 27

    Stuart “passion will win it” Pearce’s squad.

    Passion lads! Me an’ the pundits and the public have all decided that a cross of St George an a bit of ‘passion’ is all we need an’ we’ll walk this tournament.

    PASSION!! AND NO BLEEDIN’ FOREIGN MANAGERS!

    The Passion Squad
    – The most English and proud of it!!!

    G – Stephen Fry
    RB – Simon Cowell
    CB – James May
    CB – Jeremy Clarkson
    LB – Barbara Windsor
    DM – Ray Winstone
    LM – Bob Hoskins
    RM – Miranda Hart
    AM – Prince William
    SS – Vinnie Jones
    ST – Liam Gallagher

    SUB
    – Maggie Smith
    – Richard Hammond
    – Alan Titchmarsh
    – Rowan Atkinson
    – Delia Smith
    – Anne Robinson
    – Nigella Lawson
    – Michael Caine
    – Ant
    – Dec
    – Boris Johnson
    – Paul McCartney
    – David Beckham

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  14. 30
    Don King says:

    My money’s on Eric Pickles. If you’re going to have a fight you need someone big on your side. Eric Pickles is The Undertaker. You’ve never seen them in the same room together, have you?

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  15. 32
    Owen Jones says:

    Its bedtime for me.
    Night night everyone.

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  16. 33
    Question time and this Week Livechat details says:

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  17. 37
    Well it's a thought says:

    Time to close down the bars in the Palace of Westminster, these MP’s are not fit for purpose, lets get them all to sign the no alcohol pledge.

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    • 39
      Cynical-old-bag says:

      They can still smoke in there so not much chance of that.

      While you’re at it, though, you could get them to sign a pledge to say they won’t rob us blind when they put in their expenses.

      Fat chance.

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      • 46
        Well it's a thought says:

        Stopping them boozing and smoking and accurate expenses as per HMRC rulings we might get MP’s to do the job they are paid to do, well you cam always dream.

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      • 278
        Amazed says:

        Are you serious they can smoke? How come does anyone know?

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  18. 45
    Drop a Daisy cutter on the BBC says:

    Nice job by the BBC to hardly mention the story on the 6PM news and when they did it was “all MP’s are shamed” routine.

    Clearly as a Tory MP wasn’t involved the BBC don’t want to know.

    Get fucked you BBC mongs.

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    • 53
      jgm2 says:

      Even if the dr*unken, violent, chippy c*unt ever gets prosecuted it will be reported somewhere towards the bottom of the Politics web-page.

      ‘MP prosecuted for assault’

      Then five paragraphs into the report they’ll finaly mention that Joyce is a Labour MP.

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    • 55
      Only in the Graun says:

      Newbie BBC Correspondent: –

      “These outrageous bombings of innocents by a Muslim must surely shame all Muslims”

      BBC News Ed. : –

      “Er… could you go again on that one Ms Newbie?”

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  19. 50
    nothing but the youth says:

    Blow by blow account.?
    For telling truths Auntie Beeb is renouned for blow jobs yet with the multitude of witnesses and plod at hand, this BBC reporter would appe-ar to be laying it out correctly.
    Amazing

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  20. 61
    Anonymous says:

    Poor Tory Boy wimp gets a bit of a slap and goes crying to the police. Fight back you pussy

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  21. 63
    Legion says:

    A violent RED….

    who would have thought….

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  22. 72
    South of the M4 says:

    “…. I’m fed up with this place. It’s full of f###ing Tories.” That’s where they are then. Haven’t seen one of those since May 2010.

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  23. 73
    MB. says:

    “I’m fed up with this place. It’s full of f###ing Tories.”

    Can that make it a “hate crime”?

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  24. 74
    Jo Bloggs says:

    When Mark Reckless, the Tory MP for Rochester, gets motherless drunk in a Commons bar, he has the decency to only smash doors and vomits in the back of mini-cabs, not black taxis.
    In his own constituency he regularly gets pissy drunk at The Cooper’s Arms in St Margaret’s Street, one of the oldest tap rooms in Britain, this interest in history shows the moral superiority of conservatism.

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  25. 76
    EMMA HARRISON Defrauding the tax payer Tsar. says:

    Hi suckers I mean tax payers. I am walking away with a cool 8million of tax payers cash. Thanks and bye

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  26. 80
    old bill says:

    HTH.
    AFIAA, AP, MP + SA, MP needed police PC for EJ, MP.
    EJ,MP was obviously not polite and PC, but SOS-ing a PC ASAP made it all OK
    SVP JP do the business. KWIM

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  27. 81
    Anonymous says:

    Here is the 6 O’Clock News from the BBC : “Last night in the House of Commons an MP protested forcefully against Tory cuts, Lord Ashcroft, the Murdoch press, and the imminent destruction of the NHS.

    He was later detained by the police on the orders of the Tory Home Secretary.”

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    • 234
      Stu says:

      You forgot imperialist fascist, right wing homophobic, baby killing, oppressor of the working class Tories who stood up to this useless scotch scumbag.

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  28. 85
    EMMA HARRISON Defrauding the tax payer Tsar. says:

    Thanks Guido for letting me off the hook. All that fraud has left me exhausted. I am off to paradise with the taxpayers cash. Keep the thickos diverted! Ta

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  29. 87
    BBC News Ed. says:

    Look I’m sorry but we only have so much page space.

    I’m sure “Flaw found in fast neutrino story” has far more impact on people’s lives that some silly anti-Labout hoo haa!

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  30. 90
    WVM says:

    The tosser even has his own YouTube channel.

    http://www.youtube.com/user/ericjoyce1

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  31. 91
    The last Quango in Paris says:

    Eric Joyce MP@ericjoyceReply
    Retweet

    Favorite
    · Open

    Ok, who’s the hardest boxing correspondent in the country? There’s only one way to find out…..

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  32. 93
    Tom's Badwind says:

    How the fook am I supposed to spin this. Fook it where’s my c*ke?

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  33. 94
    Weston says:

    But that BBC journos account bears no resemblance to what I heard on the BBC 6 o’clock news.

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  34. 97
    Bring back Dolly says:

    The trolls were better.

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  35. 98

    One has to wonder how much of this is down to the continual illusion of a ‘class war’ that is created by the leadership of the Labour Party.
    All I will say, though, is that one should hate the game – and not the player. Play the Ball and not the Man.

    I daresay I would find many of the people commenting despicable people, but that doesn’t mean that I would argue anything but policy with them.

    If Mr Joyce wants the house to be full of anything but Tories, I suggests he tries to reform his party away from kneejerk actions and towards peaceful, ethical governance.

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  36. 99

    Joyce was kicked out the army … as a teacher …. just how hard is that … makes you wonder why New Labour took him on – he probably knows twenty ways to take your head off using Blu-Tak … scary .. wonder if he a pissed the £1 million in claimed expenses up against the wall … then again New Labour do have form ….. Lard Foulkes beats up old ladies and policemen, Lard Watson arsonist extra-ordinaire, Lard Prescott … Brown the telephone terminator … Campbell … Balls …

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  37. 101
    Shooty* says:

    “Eric Joyce IS SAID TO HAVE objected to his treatment, saying they could not do this to an MP.”

    And STILL they don’t get it. They should receive this treatment more often, precisely BECAUSE they’re MPs.

    Cretin.

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    • 106
      The first stages of CiF says:

      And as the Guardian went to press Seaumas Milne, in leftist solidarity, continued to box the clown.

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    • 110
      nellnewman says:

      You can just hear his arrogant self-important ‘don’t you now who I am’ !! can’t you?

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    • 113
      annette curton says:

      That’s what Cardinal Wolsey thought until they got to work on him with the red hot pincers.

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      • 180
        Charles The First says:

        Those roundheads had the audacity to put me on trial. How dare they. Of course I refused to recognise the authority of their court since it was made up of little people. Still didnt do me much good in the end, might have bern smarter to eat some himble pie and do a deal with them. Oh well.

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  38. 107
    nellnewman says:

    That presumably is an abbreviated beeb version of the real event. I’m surprised they didn’t go the whole hog and turn ericjoyce into the victim!

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    • 119
      Cynical-old-bag says:

      Give ‘em time, Nell……give ‘em time.

      I’ll bet they’re all working overtime in there trying to find an angle which will make Joyce look good.

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  39. 109
    Dick Dastardly says:

    I hear the problem started cos Alec Shelbroke (who is partially deaf) could not understand the drunken Glaswegian.

    They were comparing military careers (AS did 48 hours in the Royal Navy). Joyce kicked off when he had been asked to repeat himself for the 20th time.

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  40. 112
    maggie the dog says:

    honest debate dead then

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  42. 121
    Strummer says:

    And these are our elected representatives? (sighs deeply and despondently). Guido, how about emulating Guido 1.0? Gunpowder anyone?

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  43. 123
    MAD FRANKIE HADDOCK son of COD says:

    GO GET EM DAVE ! there is a French and an English journalists lying injured in Homs
    appealing to the world for urgent medical treatment , there are also the bodies of the two fallen journo’s
    The world is sat back and doing nothing because Russia and China see nothing wrong with slaughtering their populations
    The British and French have Special forces who will be just itching to go in there and get them out and whilst they are at it kick some Assad ass
    so my prediction is that these people will be out of there by Monday

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  44. 127
    Tom Watson says:

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  45. 131
    Father Jack says:

    What a feckin’ disgrace.

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    • 174
      Father Ed Milly says:

      “Father Jock. Are you sure you want to stay at home in Kirkcaldy and not be out talking with the parishioner?”

      “feck off”

      “Ok so. Dougal. Father jock won’t be holding any mass again this year either.”

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  46. 141
    legal crook says:

    I like the tags: BBC, Drunk, Labour; says it all really.

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  47. 143
    What a twat says:

    Looks like Joyce has had his whip removed. Fingers crossed Percy starts litigation and gets every ill gained possession he has.

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  48. 145
    Anonymous says:

    Lets look at the facts:
    Northerner
    Working Class
    Ex Soldier
    Labour Party
    Drunk

    A real recipe for thuggish disaster

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    • 154
      nellnewman says:

      You mean Scot NOT northerner.

      Yorkshiremen, Lancastrians and Northumbrians would be offended to think that you compare them to this trashy worthless mp.

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      • 159
        Nell the peoples Bigot says:

        I love Turnips

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        • 169
          nellnewman says:

          So do I sweetie. parsnips/turnips/swedes – all the same family. Amazingly valuable for minerals, fibre etc and great flavour when properly cooked.

          Of course urbanites know nothing about real vegetables believing they originate from freezers in places like Tesco’s and Iceland.LOL.

          But what else do we expect after 13 years of education under labour?!!

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      • 163
        Nell the peoples Bigot says:

        Nell what you need to understand is anonymous is bigoted towards everyone North of Watford where as your particular brand of odious ignorance only extends to to those North Of the Border.
        None the less Cancer is Cancer , hatred is hatred whatever form it takes.

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        • 186
          nellnewman says:

          Y’know I’ve tried in vain to find someone who would make you proud of the labourite scots – but I’m struggling here, perhaps you could suggest someone.

          Thus far all I could find are the following :

          dougiealexander; darling, gordy, joyce, bliar, johnreid, lordirvine, georgerobertson, helenliddell, gusmacdonald, desbrowne. Troughing thugs everyone.

          But maybe you know someone who’s better?

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      • 212
        EdButLookBalls says:

        +1x10E99

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    • 190
      Grumpy Old Man says:

      He wasn’t a soldier, he was in the Army Education Corps.

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  50. 151
    The BBC says:

    Here is the news. Friends and colleagues of MP Eric Joyce paid tribute to him today after he suffered a personal tragedy last night in a House of Commons Bar.

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    • 158
      The BBC says:

      And we will be interviewing a spokesperson for Eric Joyce, Mr Max Clifford later on in the show.
      Meanwhile in other news…..Tory Cuts….Ashcroft…cuts,cuts and more cuts.

      Like

      • 173
        do me a favour says:

        He reckons he’s a real man of the people- yet he spent MP’s expenses on oil paintings.

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        • 193
          Brian Sewell says:

          I have had some time to study the fine brushwork and bold strokes on these paintings. I think, correct me if I’m wrong, that they were done in they brent crude.

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    • 268
      Biased Broadcasting Corporation says:

      ++LOL++

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  51. 153
    EMMA HARRISON defrauding the taxpayer Tsar. says:

    I was appointed by the previous Labour Government, so you shouldn’t be surprised if I’m a leetle bit dodgy.

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    • 164
      nellnewman says:

      She’s a great labourite and personal beneficiary of that failed global economist gordonbrown.

      He gave her her first £80million contract in 1997.

      And she now has the ‘magnificent’ self-serving (ex incompetent home secretary) davidblunkett as one of her major consultants earning £40k plus pa and doing his best to defend her and hence his income in the national press.

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  52. 161
    Abdelbaset al-Megrahi says:

    Hi all – how’s it going? I’m feeling pretty good, before you ask. Here in Libya it’s so much nicer since we put women, unbelievers and bl*cks in their places. Thanks for all the help guys! Oh, and give my regards to my old mucker Mr Salmond!

    Salaam aleikum!

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  53. 167
    jm says:

    Of course, in the old days, we’d have thought this a ruse by AC to distract from TB burn every other child not on the Fettes waiting list.

    Sadly, now, it’s just another pissed Labour MP doing a JP.

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  54. 181
    Ed "Strong and assured" Miliband says:

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  55. 201
    Nell fuck off to your blog for bigots! says:

    Nell is a sad bint with her head lodged up her bigotted arse! Sweetie.

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  56. 206
    annette curton says:

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  57. 214
    Turnip watch says:

    Emma Harrison appointed by David Cameron in 2010 has fleeced the tax payer of 8million for her own personal gain and ran a company on government contracts which is being investigated for two separate cases of fraud. This cow is fleecing the tax payer and getting away with fraud!

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  58. 217
    BBC says:

    BREAKING NEWS!!!!!!!!!!

    We can confirm reports that sunlight has been seen shining out of president Obama’s arse! Now back to the main news, Syria Syria Syria Syria Syria Syria Syria Syria Syria Syria Syria Syria Syria Syria Syria Syria Syria Syria Syria Syria Syria Syria Syria Syria Syria Syria Syria Syria Syria Syria Syria Syria Syria Syria Syria Syria Syria Syria Syria Syria Syria Syria Syria Syria Syria Syria Syria Syria Syria Syria Syria Syria Syria Syria

    Now the weather with Laura Tobin

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  59. 220

    Here is the story with pictures.

    Remember: pictures never lie!

    http://bit.ly/zPcAB3

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  60. 223
    Bollocks Broadcasting Corporation says:

    Note to all news editors:

    News blackout on Eric Joyce. All bulletins must drum on about bankers bonuses and Ed’s great ideas on caring capitalism.

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    • 236
      Drop a Daisy cutter on the BBC says:

      It’s how the BBC kills a story it doesn’t like. The Guardian will also down play it as well.

      Expect the BBC to make up some lie about a Tory tomorrow (probably from about 5 years ago) the BBC will run it all day tomorrow as if it’s the most important story going to divert attention away from the story they don’t want covered.

      I’m betting the BBC paper review won’t mention the Express which has mad dog Joyce on the front page.

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  61. 224
    Bigoted Bastard says:

    Wondering where everyone’s gone?

    Try here = http://tinyurl.com/6wmr2r8

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  62. 226
    Tony says:

    Is he a Fabian? Explains a lot

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      Drop a Daisy cutter on the BBC says:

      He’s a jock, is he from Fife with one eye as well? They really do have a problem with their violent tendencies those jocks.

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  63. 227
    Back to plan B for the BBC says:

    +++DRUNK TORY MP ASSAULTS LABOUR MP FOR FALKIRK, ERIC JOYCE+++

    The headline that never appeared, but would have.

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    THE LIEBOUR PARTY ALWAYS OPPOSED THE CITY’S BONUS CULTURE….

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    Drop a Daisy cutter on the BBC says:

    Wow Newsnight really got stuck into the Eric Joyce story didn’t they?

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      Spartacus says:

      dunno – watching the kaiser report

      saw that that fat 120,000 pound embezzeling cow smith was on later and have decided to go to bed

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      • 246
        Spartacus says:

        oh, the 120,000 pounds was how much she embezzled, not how much she weighs

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        Handypara says:

        Indeed. It’s a struggle to watch when Smith is on, and so often too. However, we know that misdeeds by lefties are habitually glossed over by the Beeb, as shown once again by the reluctance to discuss the Joyce incident.

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          Steve Lloyd says:

          Brillo’s wit makes this week watchable. Just looking at Smutty Smith however, turns my stomach, have deleted from Sky + without watching.

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    Drop a Daisy cutter on the BBC says:

    C u n t male beeboid on News just called it a fracas’ as well. Seems that Labour HQ have told their supporters that this thuggish assault is just a bit of fun.

    Fuck off BBC c u n t s I hope you all get a bad load of charlie from your dealer this weekend.

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  68. 243
    Drop a Daisy cutter on the BBC says:

    Yes Joyce is getting done, he can share a cell with Huhne

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    Drop a Daisy cutter on the BBC says:

    Going down going down going down

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    Drop a Daisy cutter on the BBC says:

    BBC ignored Daily Express front page

    Sky News breaking Joyce getting done, flick to BBC news and….zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

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  71. 248
    Drop a Daisy cutter on the BBC says:

    BBC STILL NOT breaking Joyce story, now we get Tom Daley dancing in his knickers.

    I bet THAT is popular with the male s at the BBC.

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    Some Geezer wot knows that Guido loves to tease his readers says:

    “Tomorrow we might write about something else…”
    Of course, there’s more than just a pissed MP causing all sorts of trouble, bodily harm and property damage to write about; little issues like corruption on the part of the elected representatives of the people, and the equally-dodgy “news”-gathering operations sent to cover them– little things like that which are well within the purview of this blog, and undoubtedly we’ll see some stories along those lines. But if you tell us you won’t be following up on this story wherever it leads in the next few days, satisfying the curiosity of us readers as well as “committing journalism,” as they say, we all know what that is:

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  73. 250
    Bob F says:

    Red headed drunken Scot, head butts man in bar. Is this newsworthy?

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  74. 252

    Eric Joyce; Andrew Percy; Stuart Andrew – why do all the participants in this saga have forenames for surnames?

    Perhaps it’s a new requirement in this business…

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    Bigoted Bastard says:

    The BBC is a fucking disgrace!

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    MandyPickleSniffer says:

    It’s all George Bush’s fault…

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    “Eric Joyce IS SAID TO HAVE objected to his treatment, saying they could not do this to an MP.”

    Too bad they have not passed that Bill saying they can get away with whatever they want.

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  78. 270
    Justin Ould-Soke says:

    Where’s Billy Sunday when you need him?

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  79. 284
    Anonymous says:

    A major tosser.

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