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Tom Harris bemoans the public’s attitude to politicians…
“Mr Oborne echoes the lazy, anti-politics whine we hear so often these days, all based on the absurd notion that politicians were once loved and only fell out of public favour during the expenses scandal. He should take a walk to the Strangers’ Bar. But not to sup with the patrons he seems to despise so much, dearie me, no; he should instead look at the paintings on the corridor outside the bar, which depict the devastating fire which consumed most of the Palace in 1834. And he should reflect on the fact that on that dramatic night, as the Commons went up in flames, a crowd gathered on the South Bank to clap and cheer.”
Focus group time. says:
The thing that Dave needs to work out is which group is more likely to vote Conservative. Mad swivel-eyed loons or mad homosexuals wishing to get married.
Good one!
i thought it was huhne… in the dock….
sad when you have to read the tag to work out who it is… ?
Simultaneously drole and recognisable. Good work R&M.
Famous Short People…..
The Munchkins
Napoleon
Adolf Hitler
Danny de Vito
Elton John
Kruschev
Josef Stalin
Yasser Arafat
Mickey Rooney
Genghis Khan
Vladimir Lenin…………..
Sarah Teathered ?
The Krankies
Politicians should be armed every time they go into the chamber.
Just think of the savings the country would make in their Pension and wages.
Apart from Elton John, all would do a better job as Speaker…
You forgot Attila the Hun, said to have been practically a dwarf.
Proof positive that life’s too short
Short of some many things……
Is it Richie Benaud?
One small step…
R & M also picking up on his Coat of Arms?
Michael Parkinson?
Ah’m nae a Pape, ken?
A traditional wooden orange box usually does the trick. If he doesn’t perform I just shove him off.
Vertically challenged cuckold makes use of ladder in wife’s stockings
preferably with a rope around his neck!
I’m taller than Sarkozy up here.
Just.
Deffo a man with short man syndrome. Overbearing little shit. At least his missus makes him look like the twat he is.
…whist his hideous wife cavorts with a pikey. What a bloody shower.
Bercow is an ugly wart of a man, yet you have contrived to make him look less unattractive than he really is. The very opposite of a caricaturist’s goal, in fact.
That must be because is was actually drawn by the gnome’s mummy.
Anyone up for a dwarf throwing contest
Val Doonican?
Bercow is a mental pygmy. No amount of paint could ever erase that fact.
{Democracy Live
Miliband urges PM to drop ‘disastrous’ NHS bill}
This Headline has been on the BBC News Online front page since 8th FEB.
Live ??? FFS
About time they changed the Historic moment image too. Sick of seeing that creep Howe.
Attrocious !
Prescott, Bryant and Watson. NI expanding not closing. Not so smug now eh?
Now guys, here’s the priority.
Once you’ve gathered the weekend data from the Presentation/Team Building Groups, I want you to formulate Georgie’s long term economic strategy for next week.
Can’t they just oust Bercow like they did Gorbals Mick?
you mean make him a Lord like wot I am?
Hello.
I was Robin to Gordo’s Batman
An effective Mr Speaker and an appalling wife! Why does he put up with her shaming antics??
You never who might come through ducky! You maybe?
Effective ?? For the Liebour MPs, maybe.
Sad little twerp.
R&M do a pretty decent Bercow.
I bet they miss Gordon, though – he is so much easier to caricature than Cameron.
Elf, and safety regulations ignored in the H o C.
Parliamentary circus dwarf flouts the rules.
I hope to goodness someone was holding the bottom of the ladder.
It would be a serious matter if not, wouldn’t it. I mean, all house business
would have to stop, authorities informed, contracts cancelled.
‘And you get a free Parker pen just for enquiring’
With his usual erratic outbursts the Speaker exudes Parkinsons syndrome
Surely you men “With his wife’s usual erotic outbursts .. ” — presumably with whomsoever she can solicit ambling down Lord North Street at 11 pm in her Strictly Come Prancing basque ..
Stalin used to make the same demands on his portrait painters.Eventually one cottened on to painting him from a low angle which made him appear a giant (source-Testimony,the memoirs of Shostakovich).
A bit worrying that the speaker thinks on similar lines.
Hello, Titch. Small in all places – not like my Big Boy Gipsy – LoL!
I’ve got a firm hand in the chamber though. What an impressive cavity!
The voyages of the Starshit Apollo 69- The god of light and the Sun [Guardian], truth and prophecy, takes one small step.-
“Sterility base here- The Albatross has landed”.
Big John
Big John
Every morning at half nine, you could see him arrive.
He stood 4 foot 6, weighed 65.
Kind of small at the shoulders, narrow at the hip.
And everybody knew you didn’t give no lip to Big John.
Big John
Big John
Big Bad John
His name was Berkie and he was the shortest speaker in the West…
His name was Berkie and he was the shortest spe-aker in the West.
“Made it, Ma! Top of the world!”
Just going up on Sally……
Better than going down on Harperson
The usual utter shit, but at least it will make 1970s ITV “comedian” Tom O’Connor happy. Here we all were thinking he was dead or bankrupt, but lo and behold, he pops up in another shitty little R & M cartoon!
Can’t think why he’s in there, unless it’s some sort of tribute from one unfanny twat to another.
The technical description is “Short Arse!!”
I actually meant “unfunny” not “unfanny” but as typos go it’s actually quite apposite.
“One small step for a man, one giant leap for John Bercow”.
i believe Sally is more accustom to longer strokes
Might as well have the fingernails painted while hanging on by them. Oh! Vertigo! Vertigo! Please tell me ver to go!
Order. Will the blog please refrain from making cruel but true comments about myself. I will be forced to let loose Sally BigCow on the public again.