February 7th, 2012

WATCH: Lembit’s Latest Turn


30 Comments

  1. 1
    Nick Clegg says:

    Lemit who?

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  2. 2
    Jane Birkin from Paris says:

    Someone should grab hold of his testicles and not let go.

    That would make him hoppit

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  3. 4
    Try says:

    What an absolute PRAT , and an ugly one at that

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  4. 5
    Rupert says:

    Good on him!!!!

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      Handycock (Teen Fondler) says:

      Well said Rupert. Lembit is a good guy. The only thing I have against him is that he wouldn’t introduce me to the other cheeky girl. I would have dearly liked a bash at her.

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  5. 6
    Rat's arse says:

    Good Gawd, what a feckin racket. It is a joke isn’t it? If not, the delusional tw*t needs putting down for his own good.

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  6. 7
    Loungelizard says:

    Strange world. After he lost his seat Lembit tried so hard to get himself adopted by the media and the Beeb went for Jackie Smith. I wonder why?

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  7. 8
    My-opik Vision says:

    Montgomeryshire is now a quiet zone, thankfully. Roumanian passports are no longer issued here either.

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  8. 9
    Brian Paddick says:

    I`m worried he has more personality than me

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  9. 10
    Ben Doon says:

    What a tosser!

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    Taxfodder says:

    He is a nice enough bloke but you have to pity him really, anybody who works as hard as he does at avoiding a proper job really ought to join the dot’s.

    Would it not be easier to actually get a proper job, or indeed a life?

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  13. 17
    The Golem says:

    No thanks, Guido, I’ll stick with Fever Ray for the time being.

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    Widescreen2010 says:

    And why hasn’t he fucked-off to a proper job?

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  16. 22
    chriselee says:

    The only thing I need to know about Lemsip is how does
    he manage to get so many shagable tarts?

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  17. 23
    Freeze Frame says:

    There must be a shot for a caption competition in there somewhere (around 1:46/7 maybe)

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  18. 25
    daveyone1 says:

    For me Lemsip Optic makes a mockery of the whole process of ‘trying’ to take MP’s seriously! on the other hand;

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  19. 27
    Kered Ybretsae says:

    Go on squeeze his thingy to hit the high notes!

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  20. 28
    PC clitoris says:

    what a total nob.Can his mother not tell him to just fcuk off.

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    I can't be arsed to think up a new pseudonym says:

    What an odd looking person. Is he an alien shape-shifter who is not very good at shifting?

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Mycroft says:

Have you read the last bit of Animal Farm?

You know where the animals are looking through the Farmhouse window?

My TV screen was that window at lunch-time today.

Be careful, the sudden self-congratulatory tone, the slightly pudgy outline of indulgence and you become exactly what you should despise.

The jolly face of the Quisling Cameron poses for your camera has mesmerised and deceived you, you who were once not so deceived.

You were no firebrand, you were a damp squib in my opinion, sorry.

You need a damned good kick up the ahse!


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