February 7th, 2012

WATCH: Lembit’s Latest Turn


  1. 1
    Nick Clegg says:

    Lemit who?

  2. 2
    Jane Birkin from Paris says:

    Someone should grab hold of his testicles and not let go.

    That would make him hoppit

  3. 3
  4. 4
    Try says:

    What an absolute PRAT , and an ugly one at that

  5. 5
    Rupert says:

    Good on him!!!!

  6. 6
    Rat's arse says:

    Good Gawd, what a feckin racket. It is a joke isn’t it? If not, the delusional tw*t needs putting down for his own good.

  7. 7
    Loungelizard says:

    Strange world. After he lost his seat Lembit tried so hard to get himself adopted by the media and the Beeb went for Jackie Smith. I wonder why?

  8. 8
    My-opik Vision says:

    Montgomeryshire is now a quiet zone, thankfully. Roumanian passports are no longer issued here either.

  9. 9
    Brian Paddick says:

    I`m worried he has more personality than me

  10. 10
    Ben Doon says:

    What a tosser!

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    Cynical-old-bag says:

    I think they already have. His face is all wonky.

  14. 14
    Cynical-old-bag says:

    And your proof is where?

  15. 15
    Old Tory says:

    Jacqui Smith. Both creepy, please, both of them GO AWAY, you are not wanted….

  16. 16
    Taxfodder says:

    He is a nice enough bloke but you have to pity him really, anybody who works as hard as he does at avoiding a proper job really ought to join the dot’s.

    Would it not be easier to actually get a proper job, or indeed a life?

  17. 17
    The Golem says:

    No thanks, Guido, I’ll stick with Fever Ray for the time being.

  18. 18
    Maximus says:

    Bellyists – Bolshevik Bellyists Cabal.

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  20. 20
    Cynical-old-bag says:

    Look in the mirror, Lembit.

  21. 21
    Widescreen2010 says:

    And why hasn’t he fucked-off to a proper job?

  22. 22
    chriselee says:

    The only thing I need to know about Lemsip is how does
    he manage to get so many shagable tarts?

  23. 23
    Freeze Frame says:

    There must be a shot for a caption competition in there somewhere (around 1:46/7 maybe)

  24. 24

    Awfully poorly mixed down to one file….you can’t really hear the poor bugger.

  25. 25
    daveyone1 says:

    For me Lemsip Optic makes a mockery of the whole process of ‘trying’ to take MP’s seriously! on the other hand;

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    Handycock (Teen Fondler) says:

    Well said Rupert. Lembit is a good guy. The only thing I have against him is that he wouldn’t introduce me to the other cheeky girl. I would have dearly liked a bash at her.

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    Kered Ybretsae says:

    Go on squeeze his thingy to hit the high notes!

  28. 28
    PC clitoris says:

    what a total nob.Can his mother not tell him to just fcuk off.

  29. 29
    Hugh Janus says:

    And only an ignorant prat salutes with his left arm!

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    I can't be arsed to think up a new pseudonym says:

    What an odd looking person. Is he an alien shape-shifter who is not very good at shifting?

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