WATCH: Lembit’s Latest Turn
The career of Guido’s 2nd favourite LibDem, Lembit Opik, has taken another spectacular turn:
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Ken let the cat out of the bag about Ed on 10 o’Clock Live last night:
“He is genuinely a socialist. And that is why I am delighted we finally got one because we haven’t had one for some time leading the Labour Party.”
Private Eye says:
Exclusive: Guidogram going out shortly.
Lemit who?
Libtit Opec
Awfully poorly mixed down to one file….you can’t really hear the poor bugger.
Someone should grab hold of his testicles and not let go.
That would make him hoppit
I think they already have. His face is all wonky.
What an absolute PRAT , and an ugly one at that
Good on him!!!!
Well said Rupert. Lembit is a good guy. The only thing I have against him is that he wouldn’t introduce me to the other cheeky girl. I would have dearly liked a bash at her.
Good Gawd, what a feckin racket. It is a joke isn’t it? If not, the delusional tw*t needs putting down for his own good.
And only an ignorant prat salutes with his left arm!
Strange world. After he lost his seat Lembit tried so hard to get himself adopted by the media and the Beeb went for Jackie Smith. I wonder why?
Jacqui Smith. Both creepy, please, both of them GO AWAY, you are not wanted….
Bellyists – Bolshevik Bellyists Cabal.
Look in the mirror, Lembit.
Montgomeryshire is now a quiet zone, thankfully. Roumanian passports are no longer issued here either.
I`m worried he has more personality than me
What a tosser!
GPs, MPs and peers gang up on Lansley over NHS reform ‘chaos’
http://www.thisislondon.co.uk/standard/politics/article-24033643-gps-mps-and-peers-gang-up-on-lansley-over-nhs-reform-chaos.do
And your proof is where?
He is a nice enough bloke but you have to pity him really, anybody who works as hard as he does at avoiding a proper job really ought to join the dot’s.
Would it not be easier to actually get a proper job, or indeed a life?
No thanks, Guido, I’ll stick with Fever Ray for the time being.
Been done.
And why hasn’t he fucked-off to a proper job?
The only thing I need to know about Lemsip is how does
he manage to get so many shagable tarts?
There must be a shot for a caption competition in there somewhere (around 1:46/7 maybe)
For me Lemsip Optic makes a mockery of the whole process of ‘trying’ to take MP’s seriously! on the other hand;
Go on squeeze his thingy to hit the high notes!
what a total nob.Can his mother not tell him to just fcuk off.
What an odd looking person. Is he an alien shape-shifter who is not very good at shifting?