February 3rd, 2012

Guy News Champagne Special: Cheers Chris


  1. 1
    EC1 PhD says:

    time to get drunk boys


  2. 2
    Taxpayer says:

    Take that Hunt!


  3. 3
    Ivor Tapeworm says:

    Those two look like they should be locked up. Together.


  4. 4
    Ah! Monika says:



  5. 5
    Afghanistan Banana Stand says:

    Enjoy every last drop, guys !


  6. 6
    Edward Milliband says:

    Chris Huhne what a complete and utter tool. Looking forward to his press interview!


  7. 7
    Andrew Efiong says:

    Job bloody well done!

    Well done guys, you’ve been right all along and fought tirelessly for justice to flush this crook out.

    A well deserved bottle of champers if there ever was one!


  8. 8
    I Squiggle says:

    Wonder what the Caption Comp will be later? ;-)


  9. 9
    Well it's a thought says:

    Only 639 to go.


  10. 10
    Adolf the cuddly bear says:

    Grubby both of you…even though I can’t stand Huhne


  11. 11
    Ha hah says:

    What a splendid idea, I shall open a can of Boddingtons.


  12. 12
    Voice of Reason says:

    I think most of us feel exactly the same, it’s certainly made my day. Now Guido please don’t allow anything on this site that he can claim to jeopardise his trial. We all want this man to be in court.


  13. 14
    The Stilton Eater says:

    The sweet taste of success!


  14. 15
    Whippersnapper2 says:

    Couldn’t happen to a nicer person….


  15. 17
    Uncle Monty says:

    Ok, who’s next?


  16. 18
    Who's in the video? says:

    Fat Mick and his curly haired bumboy.


  17. 19
    Taxfodder says:

    Cheers Guido & Co


  18. 20
    Steve says:

    Great news, get him sacked so he can prepare for his case, and hopefully a jail cell.


  19. 21
    • 152
      Susie says:

      Good one! KOOOOOOOOOOOL and the Gang!

      I’ll be enjoying a glass of champagne on Sunday morning (with smoked salmon or not?) as I look out at several inches of snow for the third year running — which Huhne told us would be a VERY RARE EVENT — knowing the next time we see that runt will be in court.


  20. 23
    Clarence says:

    Come on. This isn’t right. Don’t forget they are innocent until proven guilty.



    • 36
      Voice of Reason says:

      Irony humour is trhe best of all.


    • 46
      Technomist says:

      You are quite correct.

      On the other hand, it is probably best if Mr Huhne steps down from his role in the cabinet and as an MP while he deals with this matter.


    • 69
      David Laws stole £40K of YOUR money. says:

      Guilty or otherwise, the man’s an odious piece of filth, peddling his AGW lies as an excuse to bury us under ‘green taxes’.

      Vermin of the lowest order, I hope from today he is a very broken man.


      • 83
        jgm2 says:

        Yeah. But if Huhne goes he’ll just be replaced by another who will pursue exactly the same policy. What will not happen is somebody be appointed who just gives it ‘Do you know what – this AWG is a load of shit and a total waste of money’. That’s not going to happen.


        • 123
          Euh-day-eff says:

          AWG- is it a way of measuring the thickness of wire?


        • 154
          Susie says:

          The first cut is the deepest as PP Arnold used to sing. Like a fucking great axe into their dark heart — and most of the Southeast will be under several inches of snow on the Hubhnatic’s first week end out of office.


    • 115
      Anonymous says:

      Exactly! He’s entitled to a fair trial and then we can hang the fucker!

      Tell me Mr Huhne, what do points make ?



      b) 6 months in jail for attempting to pervert the course of justice.


  21. 28
    Bonzodog says:

    Huh! Not even RD … your standards are slipping!


  22. 29
    R ich and off the Mark says:

    We’ll try our best to leave you in no doubt on Monday


  23. 32
    Anonymous says:

    no drunk driiving now…


  24. 33
    Ah! Monika says:

    G, will you be in the Public Gallery?


  25. 34
    Anonymous says:

    Shame you lost all that cash on Fox.


  26. 35
    Loungelizard says:

    Now boys let’s get us wun o dem Pilgrims..


  27. 38
    Stepney says:

    Every odious, pontificating, pompous, self-seeking twerp is innocent until proven guilty.

    Job half done. Job well done.


  28. 39
    Red Lorry says:

    All papers and news outlets are reporting this as Huhne to be charged with perverting the course of justice. That is a fact. But what is the BBC headline, as of 10.25:
    “Huhne to face points row charge”.

    “Points row?!!!” What? God, the BBC makes me sick.


  29. 40
    Spank Sinatra says:

    Nice one Guido! Goes some considerable way to restore faith in the legal system. Let due process begin……..


  30. 41
    A Huhne, A Euro and A Saint. says:

    Bollocks what a day to oversleep on. None the less great news.

    Let’s hope this means Vicky Euro Pryce won’t be on our TV screens for some time and the Windmills stop turning.

    I’m hearing that ince Cable is also involved as Vicky confided in him some time ago.


  31. 42
    Anonymous says:

    I’m not expecting my Guidogram today then chaps.


  32. 43
    Major Eyeswater says:

    Well done, thank you for helping to nail this liar

    Can you find out who at the BBC is paid gross via a service company?


    • 119
      I Squiggle says:

      Plenty. Remember John Birt – he did it..


      • 140
        Major Eyeswater says:

        I suspect (I may be wrong) that many journos and ‘celebs at the Beeb use a service company model (perhaps perfectly legitimately).

        The juicy bit might be that this means the Beeb can avoid employers’ NI….

        I’d love this to be a “pot/kettle” moment for their crusade for moral capitalism.


        • 160
          Osama the Nazarene says:

          Hear hear as I was a victim of Jonah’s IR35 where I genuinely had to use a service company to stay in work (contract work).


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    littleguy says:

    Excellent work guys! An excellent scalp to add to the list. Troughers, liars, adulterers and general liberals and lefties beware.


  35. 50
    Nick Clegg says:

    Hang him!


  36. 53
    Parker, Lady Penelope's Driver says:

    An 8 month investigation to build a case for THIS?


  37. 56
    Racked off says:

    Every chance V Cable will have to testify in trial. Vicky Pryce says she confided in him. And Clegg’s wife! Witness box packed with Lib Dems

    and that hotel they are at in Eastbourne looks like a dosshouse.


    • 70
      jgm2 says:

      Clegg’s missus is (I believe) a lawyer so would be expected to keep her gob shut in a ‘client confidentiality’ kind of role.

      Since folk are looking for a little uplifting music I always find this cheers me up..


  38. 62
    Man With A Very Hot Bladder says:



  39. 63
    Widescreen2010 says:

    Bye-bye, Huhne.
    Friday afternoon drinkies ahoy.


  40. 68
    Rat's arse says:

    Oh well done Guido & Neo. I honestly thought the slippery sw*ine would get away with it.

    Now ……….. what about McShame & Twatson? Sorry to be greedy!


  41. 74
    Shameless says:

    So this means Huhne has been lying to his constituents his country and his lezzer all this time. Shocking.


  42. 76
    YorkshireLad says:

    GET IN THERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


  43. 77
    The Clegg Mobile says:

    Bloody hell Clegg’s blacked out Limo looks better than the flea pit of a hotel he’s staying in.


  44. 79
    Rh- says:

    Oh dear … How sad … Never mind.


  45. 80
    Perse O'Nally says:

    Congrats Guido et al for helping to nail this fucker.


  46. 81
    In the other he gets off says:

    Guido, any truth in the rumour that in fine soap opera tradition you had two endings filmed for this video ?


  47. 84
    Ah! Monika says:

    HUHNE CHARGED:’I will be taking a little time off over the next few days to be with my family’ – Vicky Pryce


  48. 86
    Perse O'Nally says:

    Vicky Pryce says……As the CPS have decided to prosecute it would not be appropriate to comment further at this stage”

    Sounds like she’s about to do a deal…………..


    • 93
      sockpuppet #4 says:

      I’m guessing that the evidence that tips the balance is the evidence against her. So that doesnt really leave her in a position to make much of a deal.


    • 98
      Voice of Reason says:

      No, she obviously cannot legally comment.


  49. 88
    Anonymous says:

    Which one of you swallows by the way??


  50. 89
    Huhne Gone says:

    He’s gone. Quick get some nuclear power sttions built before it’s too late.


  51. 90
    Gordon Brown says:

    And only yesterday I wished him well.


  52. 91
    Dick Scratcher says:

    LATEST : Huhne has lost the England captaincy


  53. 92
    Voice of Reason says:

    It will be very interesting to see how Vicky Pryce pleads. Huhne will obviously plead not guilty but Vicky …? Because she’s already stated her case so how can she now back out?


    • 109
      ToonBob... says:

      Added time in clink for pleading ‘not guilty’. Vicky will get a suspended sentence, the Huhne will go down, not on his g/f either.


    • 130
      Fish says:

      If Vicky did do it she should throw herself on the mercy of the court. There will be plenty who would be believe that she was acting under severe duress – if proved an agrivating factor that could see Huhne go down for some time.

      BBC showing the calamity Clegg press release interview in which Huhne denies knowing any knowledge….while swallowing hard!


  54. 97
    Ah! Monia says:

    Will they be in the dock together or is it 2 separate cases?


  55. 101
    nabidana says:

    A criminal waste of bubbly, that. Perverting the course of taste and decency. Also, Harry needs a wash.

    In other news, good work nailing the sanctimonious fucker. More power to your considerable organ.


  56. 104
    Result! says:

    clean bowled.


  57. 105
    To Mr Huhne... says:


  58. 107
    Arthur Haynes (Comedian) says:

    Jeeeezz, how many more ways can you spell Hunt!

    AH (C)


  59. 108
    HI Pocrisy says:

    A dishonest MP, imagine that.


  60. 110
    Nelson says:



  61. 111
    Kev says:

    I hope Guido/Neo Guido really enjoy that champers!!! Glad the twat’s been nailed!!!


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    smoggie says:

    So Huhne walks?

    I suppose he’d have to now since he’ll lose his driving licence and won’t be able to affort a chauffeur.


  64. 116
    ToonBob... says:

    Problem for Beeb …… which story to headline and lead ?? The Huhne or Terry, not exactly black or white.


  65. 117
    Vicky Pryce twice a night says:

    Vicky Pryce the new “Top Totty” goes down a treat in the Strangers Bar…


  66. 120
    Universal Hiss says:

    Oh,how wonderful. I’m glad to say I was completely wrong about the CPS.

    I hope Ms. Pryce can afford the best legal team to nail the bastard & for her to get a slap on the wrists. What fun a dull February will be!


  67. 121
    Wishful thinking says:

    Nigel Lawson to be made Energy Secretary.


  68. 122
    Ludvig says:

    Well done chaps. Well done!


  69. 124
    Anonymous says:

    There’s still more to this story. Did he threaten his ex-wife in any way?


  70. 125
    Chris Bryant says:

    You can still run naked if you want.


  71. 133
    Fish says:

    What a wonderful day. Huhne has a case to answer in court, UNDER OATH

    The stock market is storming towards 5800

    Industrial output is up, defying BBC induced gloom

    The service sector today is showing record growth

    My investment plan valuation is up 12.5% in 4 weeks

    All of the above will be pissing off Ed Balls

    Off to buy a Euromillions ticket

    The sun is shining, Oh happy day.


  72. 134
    Anonymous says:

    Just wanking each other off as per


  73. 139
    EdButLookBalls says:

    Neo, do you need an iron or some PJs?


  74. 142
    Watch says:

    Good news. Well done chaps. Get smashed today but remember we need to sack those pilgrims.


  75. 143
    Watch says:

    Guardian reporting “Huhne will be entitled to a severance payment of more than £17,000 after resigning, PA is reporting.

    “Under the 1991 Ministerial and Other Pensions and Salaries Act, the Liberal Democrat is allowed three months worth of his £68,827 annual ministerial pay, the Cabinet Office said.”

    Nice if you can get it.


  76. 146
    Jimmy says:

    Of course I could say that even a stopped clock is right twice a day but that would be churlish. After all these years you finally predicted something that happened. Congratulations


  77. 147
    Andy Marr is a jug eared cunt. says:

    What a hoon.


  78. 158
    Mr B says:

    Blimey. What a mess! You really should have chilled that champage before opening it. But well done chaps! I work with a national of a peripheral Euro Area nation who was almost moved to tears that the UK, as a country, was able to charge a serving cabinet minister with a serious criminal offence. Three cheers for British justice (on this rare occasion).


  79. 163
    Anonymous says:

    Was he annoying the corponazis?


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