February 3rd, 2012

Guy News Champagne Special: Cheers Chris


  1. 1
    EC1 PhD says:

    time to get drunk boys

  2. 2
    Taxpayer says:

    Take that Hunt!

  3. 3
    Ivor Tapeworm says:

    Those two look like they should be locked up. Together.

  4. 4
    Ah! Monika says:


  5. 5
    Afghanistan Banana Stand says:

    Enjoy every last drop, guys !

  6. 6
    Edward Milliband says:

    Chris Huhne what a complete and utter tool. Looking forward to his press interview!

  7. 7
    Andrew Efiong says:

    Job bloody well done!

    Well done guys, you’ve been right all along and fought tirelessly for justice to flush this crook out.

    A well deserved bottle of champers if there ever was one!

  8. 8
    I Squiggle says:

    Wonder what the Caption Comp will be later? ;-)

  9. 9
    Well it's a thought says:

    Only 639 to go.

  10. 10
    Adolf the cuddly bear says:

    Grubby both of you…even though I can’t stand Huhne

  11. 11
    Ha hah says:

    What a splendid idea, I shall open a can of Boddingtons.

  12. 12
    Voice of Reason says:

    I think most of us feel exactly the same, it’s certainly made my day. Now Guido please don’t allow anything on this site that he can claim to jeopardise his trial. We all want this man to be in court.

  13. 13
    Ah! Monika says:

    Hope the video goes viral.

  14. 14
    The Stilton Eater says:

    The sweet taste of success!

  15. 15
    Whippersnapper2 says:

    Couldn’t happen to a nicer person….

  16. 16
    Voice of Reason says:

    The only grubby thing is your twat comment.

  17. 17
    Uncle Monty says:

    Ok, who’s next?

  18. 18
    Who's in the video? says:

    Fat Mick and his curly haired bumboy.

  19. 19
    Taxfodder says:

    Cheers Guido & Co

  20. 20
    Steve says:

    Great news, get him sacked so he can prepare for his case, and hopefully a jail cell.

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  22. 22
    BBC says:

    Does this mean we will have to find another economics expert?

  23. 23
    Clarence says:

    Come on. This isn’t right. Don’t forget they are innocent until proven guilty.


  24. 24
    Loungelizard says:

    This is the Caption Contest.

  25. 25
    twat watch says:

    Yours too!

  26. 26
    sockpuppet #4 says:

    What two adult men do in private is not for me to judge.

  27. 27
    Handycock (Teen Fondler) says:

    Well said Adolf they may have brought Chris Huhne down but they didn’t get me.

  28. 28
    Bonzodog says:

    Huh! Not even RD … your standards are slipping!

  29. 29
    R ich and off the Mark says:

    We’ll try our best to leave you in no doubt on Monday

  30. 30
    Voice of Reason says:

    Adolf, you should stop changing your moniker.

  31. 31
    David and Wayne Milliband says:

    With his trusty sword of something or other, I will fight on the beaches, up with whatever I will not put, crisis, what crisis, Nick Robinson blah blah, ‘so what’, 13 years of Tony misrule, bloody roadworks on the M11…

    Oh what a tangled Web you weave Mr Fawkes! Excellent result!

    Time for a top up…?

    Just a soupcon…?

    A waffer-thin mint perhaps…?

  32. 32
    Anonymous says:

    no drunk driiving now…

  33. 33
    Ah! Monika says:

    G, will you be in the Public Gallery?

  34. 34
    Anonymous says:

    Shame you lost all that cash on Fox.

  35. 35
    Loungelizard says:

    Now boys let’s get us wun o dem Pilgrims..

  36. 36
    Voice of Reason says:

    Irony humour is trhe best of all.

  37. 37
    W.W. says:

    Dificult to say, these Libdems are such a dodgy bunch.

    First sniff of power in 90 years, and two of them get turfed out for being crooks.


  38. 38
    Stepney says:

    Every odious, pontificating, pompous, self-seeking twerp is innocent until proven guilty.

    Job half done. Job well done.

  39. 39
    Red Lorry says:

    All papers and news outlets are reporting this as Huhne to be charged with perverting the course of justice. That is a fact. But what is the BBC headline, as of 10.25:
    “Huhne to face points row charge”.

    “Points row?!!!” What? God, the BBC makes me sick.

  40. 40
    Spank Sinatra says:

    Nice one Guido! Goes some considerable way to restore faith in the legal system. Let due process begin……..

  41. 41
    A Huhne, A Euro and A Saint. says:

    Bollocks what a day to oversleep on. None the less great news.

    Let’s hope this means Vicky Euro Pryce won’t be on our TV screens for some time and the Windmills stop turning.

    I’m hearing that ince Cable is also involved as Vicky confided in him some time ago.

  42. 42
    Anonymous says:

    I’m not expecting my Guidogram today then chaps.

  43. 43
    Major Eyeswater says:

    Well done, thank you for helping to nail this liar

    Can you find out who at the BBC is paid gross via a service company?

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  45. 45
    littleguy says:

    Excellent work guys! An excellent scalp to add to the list. Troughers, liars, adulterers and general liberals and lefties beware.

  46. 46
    Technomist says:

    You are quite correct.

    On the other hand, it is probably best if Mr Huhne steps down from his role in the cabinet and as an MP while he deals with this matter.

  47. 47
    Adolf the cuddly bear says:

    I wish I’d thought of that….coz then I could have anonimously undermined your comment.

  48. 48
    Big Dick the Digger on 'E' Wing says:

    Waiting for you bruder, – bring a windmill to pass the time.

  49. 49
    Afghanistan Banana Stand says:


  50. 50
    Nick Clegg says:

    Hang him!

  51. 51
    Technomist says:

    Doesn’t stop them being odious, potificating, pompous or self-seeking , however. For that reason alone he should resign now.

  52. 52
    The windmills of Huhne's diseased mind. says:

    Release the white doves.

  53. 53
    Parker, Lady Penelope's Driver says:

    An 8 month investigation to build a case for THIS?

  54. 54
    Spartacus says:


  55. 55
    Deluded fools says:


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    Racked off says:

    Every chance V Cable will have to testify in trial. Vicky Pryce says she confided in him. And Clegg’s wife! Witness box packed with Lib Dems

    and that hotel they are at in Eastbourne looks like a dosshouse.

  57. 57
    Up sh1t creek says:

  58. 58
    Sally's Alley says:

    Guess I’ll have to wait a while.

  59. 59
    Thunderbox says:

    BBC Not yet announced it. How crass.

  60. 60
    David Laws stole £40K of YOUR money. says:

    Let nobody forget that Laws stole £40K from the taxpayer.

    Camoron: don’t even THINK about putting the thief back into Cabinet.

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    Man With A Very Hot Bladder says:


  63. 63
    Widescreen2010 says:

    Bye-bye, Huhne.
    Friday afternoon drinkies ahoy.

  64. 64
    Anonymous says:

    Who’s the old guy? Looks like he’s got bird shit in his hair.

  65. 65
    Ah! Monika says:

    What’s the delay, he hasn’t resigned yet. He must have had the letter written beforehand.

  66. 66
    Rage Against the Political Elite says:

    Sunny Friday afternoon. Fu-king Freezing. Chris Hun Charged with Perverting. What a great DAY. Now lets get rid of the FRAUD OF GLOBAL WARMING. But more importantly the TAX.

  67. 67
    The Director of Politically Krect 'n Konvenient Troof at the Brown Bullshit Corpse says:

    Like Gordon, – and all other Economics and Climate Change Experts, – he is innocent! And we will continue to enlarge on that come what may, once we have devised a suitable story line.


  68. 68
    Rat's arse says:

    Oh well done Guido & Neo. I honestly thought the slippery sw*ine would get away with it.

    Now ……….. what about McShame & Twatson? Sorry to be greedy!

  69. 69
    David Laws stole £40K of YOUR money. says:

    Guilty or otherwise, the man’s an odious piece of filth, peddling his AGW lies as an excuse to bury us under ‘green taxes’.

    Vermin of the lowest order, I hope from today he is a very broken man.

  70. 70
    jgm2 says:

    Clegg’s missus is (I believe) a lawyer so would be expected to keep her gob shut in a ‘client confidentiality’ kind of role.

    Since folk are looking for a little uplifting music I always find this cheers me up..

  71. 71
    Hang The Bastards says:


    or should I say PRYCEless

  72. 72
    Dave €am and his Windfarm Scam says:

    I say! Steady on old boy!

  73. 73
    Rage Against the Political Elite says:

    Radio 5 HEARD IT live

  74. 74
    Shameless says:

    So this means Huhne has been lying to his constituents his country and his lezzer all this time. Shocking.

  75. 75
    misterned says:

    IF he is innocent I hope he is cleared. IF he is guilty he should go to jail.

    Either way, I hope that justice is seen to be done! Let the court decide!

  76. 76
    YorkshireLad says:

    GET IN THERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  77. 77
    The Clegg Mobile says:

    Bloody hell Clegg’s blacked out Limo looks better than the flea pit of a hotel he’s staying in.

  78. 78
    Cut off one head and two grow in says:

    Huhne resigns

  79. 79
    Rh- says:

    Oh dear … How sad … Never mind.

  80. 80
    Perse O'Nally says:

    Congrats Guido et al for helping to nail this fucker.

  81. 81
    In the other he gets off says:

    Guido, any truth in the rumour that in fine soap opera tradition you had two endings filmed for this video ?

  82. 82
    Rh- says:

    Just two? Werent libdems some of the worst offenders in the troughing scandal?

  83. 83
    jgm2 says:

    Yeah. But if Huhne goes he’ll just be replaced by another who will pursue exactly the same policy. What will not happen is somebody be appointed who just gives it ‘Do you know what – this AWG is a load of shit and a total waste of money’. That’s not going to happen.

  84. 84
    Ah! Monika says:

    HUHNE CHARGED:’I will be taking a little time off over the next few days to be with my family’ – Vicky Pryce

  85. 85
    Alfred's Baker says:

    All because he wasn’t breast fed, which made him into a lying devious, Politician, oops nearly said scum bag, naughty, naughty

  86. 86
    Perse O'Nally says:

    Vicky Pryce says……As the CPS have decided to prosecute it would not be appropriate to comment further at this stage”

    Sounds like she’s about to do a deal…………..

  87. 87
    Rh- says:

    thats some stiffy Neo has a grip of. Whose is it?

  88. 88
    Anonymous says:

    Which one of you swallows by the way??

  89. 89
    Huhne Gone says:

    He’s gone. Quick get some nuclear power sttions built before it’s too late.

  90. 90
    Gordon Brown says:

    And only yesterday I wished him well.

  91. 91
    Dick Scratcher says:

    LATEST : Huhne has lost the England captaincy

  92. 92
    Voice of Reason says:

    It will be very interesting to see how Vicky Pryce pleads. Huhne will obviously plead not guilty but Vicky …? Because she’s already stated her case so how can she now back out?

  93. 93
    sockpuppet #4 says:

    I’m guessing that the evidence that tips the balance is the evidence against her. So that doesnt really leave her in a position to make much of a deal.

  94. 94
    jgm2 says:

    If he did I bet the bottle of champagne still got dr*u*nk.

  95. 95
    Grim says:

    I’d still love to see those crosshairs on Bliar…

  96. 96
    Latimer Alder says:


    What a Happy Day!!!
    :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-)

  97. 97
    Ah! Monia says:

    Will they be in the dock together or is it 2 separate cases?

  98. 98
    Voice of Reason says:

    No, she obviously cannot legally comment.

  99. 99
    Euh-day-eff says:

    Its never to late.


  100. 100
    ToonBob... says:

    Guido…… how much did you have on the result ??

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    smoggie says:

    If I’m not mistaken, I believe that’s Michelle Obama and the Black and Whitehouse Minstrels.

  102. 102
    nabidana says:

    A criminal waste of bubbly, that. Perverting the course of taste and decency. Also, Harry needs a wash.

    In other news, good work nailing the sanctimonious fucker. More power to your considerable organ.

  103. 103
    sockpuppet #4 says:

    you’re allowed to say drunk you know.

  104. 104
    Result! says:

    clean bowled.

  105. 105
    To Mr Huhne... says:

  106. 106
    Rh- says:

    is abbott going to complain about the references to “Blackbirds” and how its both sexist and racist?

    “Morning has broken, like the first morning … Blackbird has spoken, like the first bird”

  107. 107
    Arthur Haynes (Comedian) says:

    Jeeeezz, how many more ways can you spell Hunt!

    AH (C)

  108. 108
    HI Pocrisy says:

    A dishonest MP, imagine that.

  109. 109
    ToonBob... says:

    Added time in clink for pleading ‘not guilty’. Vicky will get a suspended sentence, the Huhne will go down, not on his g/f either.

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    Nelson says:


  111. 111
    Kev says:

    I hope Guido/Neo Guido really enjoy that champers!!! Glad the twat’s been nailed!!!

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    A mere 10 minutes later.... says:

    But a mere 10 minutes later……

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    smoggie says:

    So Huhne walks?

    I suppose he’d have to now since he’ll lose his driving licence and won’t be able to affort a chauffeur.

  115. 115
    Anonymous says:

    Exactly! He’s entitled to a fair trial and then we can hang the fucker!

    Tell me Mr Huhne, what do points make ?



    b) 6 months in jail for attempting to pervert the course of justice.

  116. 116
    ToonBob... says:

    Problem for Beeb …… which story to headline and lead ?? The Huhne or Terry, not exactly black or white.

  117. 117
    Vicky Pryce twice a night says:

    Vicky Pryce the new “Top Totty” goes down a treat in the Strangers Bar…

  118. 118
    Mine d'Boggles says:

    Try Top Totty instead. Ooopps.

  119. 119
    I Squiggle says:

    Plenty. Remember John Birt – he did it..

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    Universal Hiss says:

    Oh,how wonderful. I’m glad to say I was completely wrong about the CPS.

    I hope Ms. Pryce can afford the best legal team to nail the bastard & for her to get a slap on the wrists. What fun a dull February will be!

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    Wishful thinking says:

    Nigel Lawson to be made Energy Secretary.

  122. 122
    Ludvig says:

    Well done chaps. Well done!

  123. 123
    Euh-day-eff says:

    AWG- is it a way of measuring the thickness of wire?

  124. 124
    Anonymous says:

    There’s still more to this story. Did he threaten his ex-wife in any way?

  125. 125
    Chris Bryant says:

    You can still run naked if you want.

  126. 126
    M says:

    If you’er being charged with criminality you usually short listed for honours
    To be fair it’s only for being a pervert

    Of justice

  127. 127
    Up sh1t creek says:

    Resignation statement.

  128. 128
    Biased Broadcasting Corporation says:

    RL, nothing surprising there.

  129. 129

    Nick and I were just doing the same thing actually

  130. 130
    Fish says:

    If Vicky did do it she should throw herself on the mercy of the court. There will be plenty who would be believe that she was acting under severe duress – if proved an agrivating factor that could see Huhne go down for some time.

    BBC showing the calamity Clegg press release interview in which Huhne denies knowing any knowledge….while swallowing hard!

  131. 131
    Fish says:


  132. 132
    Jasbin Flower-Pott says:

    I’m dreaming of an uncoloured Christmas…

  133. 133
    Fish says:

    What a wonderful day. Huhne has a case to answer in court, UNDER OATH

    The stock market is storming towards 5800

    Industrial output is up, defying BBC induced gloom

    The service sector today is showing record growth

    My investment plan valuation is up 12.5% in 4 weeks

    All of the above will be pissing off Ed Balls

    Off to buy a Euromillions ticket

    The sun is shining, Oh happy day.

  134. 134
    Anonymous says:

    Just wanking each other off as per

  135. 135
    Fish says:

    + lots, but the BBC wouldn’t allow it

  136. 136
    Anonymous says:

    Christ you boys are fat and ugly

  137. 137
    The "Ex" Factor says:

    The CPS also had two announcements filmed but in the end it was the public vote what swung it

  138. 138
    Anonymous says:

    My goodness you boys are fat and ugly

  139. 139
    EdButLookBalls says:

    Neo, do you need an iron or some PJs?

  140. 140
    Major Eyeswater says:

    I suspect (I may be wrong) that many journos and ‘celebs at the Beeb use a service company model (perhaps perfectly legitimately).

    The juicy bit might be that this means the Beeb can avoid employers’ NI….

    I’d love this to be a “pot/kettle” moment for their crusade for moral capitalism.

  141. 141
    Nigel S says:

    Pakistan all out for 99

  142. 142
    Watch says:

    Good news. Well done chaps. Get smashed today but remember we need to sack those pilgrims.

  143. 143
    Watch says:

    Guardian reporting “Huhne will be entitled to a severance payment of more than £17,000 after resigning, PA is reporting.

    “Under the 1991 Ministerial and Other Pensions and Salaries Act, the Liberal Democrat is allowed three months worth of his £68,827 annual ministerial pay, the Cabinet Office said.”

    Nice if you can get it.

  144. 144
    Technomist says:

    No, you are a phoney.

  145. 145
    Katya's Dad says:

    Give it time, Perv.

  146. 146
    Jimmy says:

    Of course I could say that even a stopped clock is right twice a day but that would be churlish. After all these years you finally predicted something that happened. Congratulations

  147. 147
    Andy Marr is a jug eared cunt. says:

    What a hoon.

  148. 148
    Anonymous says:

    Lots of fracking in the south-east of England, oh goody

  149. 149
    So as to not offend... says:

    Im dreaming of an uncoloured Winterval

  150. 150
    The BBC says:

    John Terry to face words row charge

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    Susie says:

    The BBC spin it that Huhne welcomed the police investigation… WTF???

  152. 152
    Susie says:

    Good one! KOOOOOOOOOOOL and the Gang!

    I’ll be enjoying a glass of champagne on Sunday morning (with smoked salmon or not?) as I look out at several inches of snow for the third year running — which Huhne told us would be a VERY RARE EVENT — knowing the next time we see that runt will be in court.

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    Lord Justice Pickles says:

    Get drunk?

    Cheers…..for failing totally to get 100,000 signatures on Guido’s Yes to Capital Punishment petition.


    Hopefully we can now be spared a load of Tories/UKIP frothing at the mouth on this issue. You’ve lost. Big Time.

  154. 154
    Susie says:

    The first cut is the deepest as PP Arnold used to sing. Like a fucking great axe into their dark heart — and most of the Southeast will be under several inches of snow on the Hubhnatic’s first week end out of office.

  155. 155
    Susie says:

    And what do we do when we’re happy Chillun?


  156. 156
    jacky Treehorn says:

    Wow what a pair of Knockers!

  157. 157
    Gobbets Raw says:

    Better than a hotel like that than the one which Uhurruu Bumchukka would fix for his hotel?

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    Mr B says:

    Blimey. What a mess! You really should have chilled that champage before opening it. But well done chaps! I work with a national of a peripheral Euro Area nation who was almost moved to tears that the UK, as a country, was able to charge a serving cabinet minister with a serious criminal offence. Three cheers for British justice (on this rare occasion).

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    Osama the Nazarene says:

    Spoken through gritted teeth eh Jimmy.

    What you fail to understand is that results are never instantaneous and patience is required.

  160. 160
    Osama the Nazarene says:

    Hear hear as I was a victim of Jonah’s IR35 where I genuinely had to use a service company to stay in work (contract work).

  161. 161
    Jimmy says:

    Credit where credit is due. This is indeed a triumph for the Guido Fawkes Road Safety campaign. A Tufty Club, if you will, for the internet age.

  162. 162

    Shucks Jimmy, **tears up** this means so much to us…

  163. 163
    Anonymous says:

    Was he annoying the corponazis?

  164. 164
    Archie says:

    How about some more of that bird in red? I would!

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