Rich & Mark’s Monday Morning View
Attorney General Warns Press Over Rebekah & Andy | Media Guido
UKIP Pros and Cons | Allister Heath
“The Double Income No Kids Existence” | Alex Deane
David Nicholson to Quit NHS Next Year | HSJ
We Don’t Have Gatsby-esque Inequality | Tim Worstall
Dave Will Still Win in 2015 | Toby Young
Activists Should Ignore the Sneerers | Jacob Rees-Mogg
NHS Can Kill Tories | James Kirkup
Dave Lets Labour Take Credit For Gay Marriage | FT
UKIP Set to Out-Poll Tories | Telegraph
UKIP Spokesperson Slaps Down BBC | The Commentator
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Lord Tebbit has his say on ‘aggressive homosexuals’:
“Why shouldn’t a mother marry her daughter? Why shouldn’t two elderly sisters living together marry each other? I quite fancy my brother!”
Ah! Monika says:
Google-eyed-Dave
Quite funny really. Although I didn’t sleep much last night.
….and serve in regurgitated sound bites
would have thought
Heston Blooming Hell!
Was the obvious pun of the day…..
once more labour win the spin argument – its like for last 6 months in government they spent as much money as possible – laid as many traps (RBS contracts) and now just wait for the inevitable crash…..
Clearly £45 billion spend in recovering RBS – and liebour know we wont get much of that back – and the next gov will have to give it away at bargain price…. so they have the ability to moan and point finger….
tory spin miester – where are you ?
your boys are taking a hell of a beating ?
Can they get a Bonus????
Chinese Communist Goverment doing a better job than this lot. Lets be rid of them and get someone in who can do the job, before they have us all starving.
Devouring Miliband minimus, however disguised, would be an appalling experience. I know, I put him together.
He’s never had an proper job, nor would he ever get one…
Tha shouldn’t have gone on that last trip Chas. now you you are on a downer
Looks like one of the pandas to me.
Looks more like he’s shittin’ himself… so what’s new?
I thought that was Gordon? Those black circles around Teddy’s eyes make him look ill though
eh rasclart, ya mudder, da fuckin whore – she a bumbe clart. Wa your pun pun suffer, cause you a batty boy. A mon is poking his jaheebas upa – bo! Ras clart, arma kut yu oop!”
Accordingto the Bbbc he seems to be running the country right now!
Red Ed and Chuka Brick are incessently quoted and unfortunately heard much too often on BBC news. It is as if they are lily-white and innocent, and neither of them use tax evasion methods to protect their wealth. Also BBC never mention that these idiots gave Hestor his contract to run RBS.
It should have gone to parliament so that the contract can be made public.
After all Hestor is only paid as much as a top premier league footballer, which shows how much out of touch Labour and the BBC really is.
The contract was set by Darling, presumably with Brown’s approval, in 2009. Labour have just broken the terms of their own contract of employment by bullying the CEO of RBS into accepting less remuneration than was agreed in the contract that they signed. Even more proof that Labour under Miliband are bereft of any ethical standards.
If you look at the vast exposure RBS has to the Euro collapse, Hestor can work out what £1.4 million worth of their shares will probably be worth in 2014 and therefore isn’t that bothered.
So why hasn’t Darling been interviewed by the BBC, SkY News et al?
Why hasn’t Brillo interviewed Darling?
Listen you fuckwit. I am the Leader Of The Labour Party. And whatever I say is infallible. Even the right-wing terminally homophobic destroy the planet eurosceptic BBC say that I am right in all things.
So when we made the decision to pay this guy gaziliions of pounds we had our fingers crossed. And now they’re uncrossed. What a sucker he was for falling for it. And weren’t we clever!!
Now you fucktard, fuck off under your stone once more and don’t dare to question my doings ever ever again. Gordon isn’t dead, he is just waiting for somebody new to devour……
If it takes Alistair and Gordon four days to set up Philip’s remuneration package, and it takes two years for Ed to jump up and down screaming its not fair. What does it tell you.
A. He has a from of Straw-Saunders Syndrome.
B. He is jumping on a bandwagon.
C. He is an opportuntistic little tool.
D. A Miliband is a form of amoeba.
E. A Miliband uturns faster than A Cameron.
@genghis
All of the above.
And he’s an unprincipled slimy little toad who makes Woy Jenkins’ delivewy sound like Wichawd Buwton.
Along with Chukka.
Listening to Evan Davis ” interview” Chukka this morning put me off my Fruit and Fibre.
Chuka explaining bonuses on Sky does mean no public sector bonuses again, or should do, cuts down on payroll.
Jacquie Smith is also bidding for a senior BBC management position. The disgraced troughing ex-Minister is frequently on the TV and radio. Why?
Radio5Live is just a Labour pamphlet – every news item and discussion topic leads with a Labour spokesperson. You could believe that we still have a Labour government. Balls, Cooper, Chukka, no money left, Lammy, Abbott, Postman, Harman, Milibands of all flavours. Odd that few Blairites on that list. Straw is of no value. Bias?
That cannot be true: absence of bias is in its sacred founding charter.
Furthermore, it gets as many complaints about its -right- wing bias as it does about its supposed bias to the left, QED…
What’s that you say, Sooty? There are trolls who send in unfounded complaints to ensure that its pro-Labour politics stay unchallenged, all under the eye of a Chairman who was a cabinet minister under Baroness Thatcher?
It is a funny old world when a married politician with two children can claim that he main residence is a box room in her sister’s house, and that she can claim for her husband’s pOrn channel watching.
Most of her behaviour over expenses should have been enough to disqualify her from office.
Brillo seems to like her so that seems to an endorsement
.. and if we get our way, they will be running the Country – it’s the unique way we’re funded you know.
Thank you for your money.
6. Indigestion
Fuck it.
Let’s celebrate with an Olympics. £12bn+ for Olympics is “money well spent”…. £600,000 per MINUTE.
Never mind, the UK tourist industry will get a boost lol.
http://www.independent.co.uk/sport/olympics/tourism-gold-olympics-set-to-lose-britain-billions-6296557.html
Lying Hunt – “we made the bid and we put in just the facilities, not the infrastructure around that”
They run it like a strip-club. £5 entry but £250 afor the obligatory bottle of Asti Spumante (warm). Well, that’s what my mate Tom told me.
Guy shouldn’t have been penalised last year. He’s the man. Very nice chap too. Met him at Goodwood. I’ll be backing him year.
Don’t start me on Olympics, back in 2005, Ken and his labour cronies were blowing trumpets, rejoice the world is going down the pan but we are going to spend £20 billion of your money doing up this “run down” east end of london – FFS if you want to see “run down”, get out a bit more, beyond the m25 and northwards.
And within 12 months, £20 billion became £40 billion squandered on absolutely pointless waste of time and money, building more crappy tracks to keep Lundun moving whilst at same time blocking anyone from outside getting in with high fares, parking and congestion charges.
There I said enough – and Good Morning everyone!
I think originally it was to cost £9Billion but only now all the other extra expenses are starting to rear their ugly heads. The policing cost will be enormous the coppers will be charging the same prices they charge football clubs and that does not come cheap, by the sounds coming from government troops will be on the streets acting as police, I wonder how much the army charge. Another thing seems to have come to light, I believe, employers being asked to put workers on 4 day week to ease transport, this all has a cost
You may recall the fiasco over the initial budget – where the Jowell woman very conveniently ‘forgot’ to include VAT. You simply cannot make this stuff up.
Well said.
As someone who gets around the country quite a lot, I say that nowhere within spitting distance of cetral London is deprived of amenities or opportunity.
It might be a bit shabby compared to Knightsbridge, but that is all that was wrong with it.
Well, who would have thought that it would cost 5x the original estimate for the big bore known as the Olympic Games, I would have thought that it was a certainty, plus all the caios in and around London, I am glad I live 170miles away from it.
That idiot Labour woman minister (and still shadow Olympics Minister) did three estimates on the back of a fag packet, each substantially higher than the next.
Security cost was never a big cost for her which shows how wise Labour is.
She gave original estimate of £1.78 billion. But when asked, she said that she had not included VAT.
And in the private sector, Arsenal build the Emirates on budget, the Welsh Rugby Union rebuilt the Arms Park as the Millenium Stadium close to budget (I know public money was involved but it was not a public project).
No wonder Labour bankrupted us.Utterly,utterly incompetent.
Am I still “separated”?
So, is it true that one Lycra-clad meathead can run slightly faster than another?
Pissing up the wall contest. All the focus is on RBS bonuses but ignoring the Coe wet dream that will be a nightmare.
Doesn’t this wally go one day without farting about some headline on the airwaves and newspapers, trying to impress everyone with his grasp of politics (cough)! Making me sick and tired of having to avoid his daily dose of crappiness.
he’s behind you as is Yvette and that Harman woman looks distinctly disloyal too!!
The poodle is nodding and Harman is trying to look serious (which is a bit hard for her, the old bat).
God forbid this lot ever returning to power!
Red E will soon be flat-lining. Flickering, then … phut. It’s the final solution and part of the 5-point plan.
You got it in one brother, but a Balls Cooper mix? A frightening prospect and aren’t all these women socialist MP’s strident? In the olden days we used to say mouthy!
Most strident female socialists are from wealthy families and privately educated.
Gabby we used to call it. Labour men and women politico’s seem to agree with the credo that it is best to shout or scream over any opposition, even if they are sprouting lies as their friends in the BBC, Gruniard and Mirror will state they were misquoted.
Can you name a strident politician from any period of time
should have said Tory politician
All tory politicians are quiet, well-behaved even at PMQ’s, and make their points with closely-reasoned and logical arguments free from half-truths and lies. I thought everyone knew that.
And you’ll never catch one with his hand in the till.
Only cu’nts have Lasagne parties, Shepherd’s Pie parties are the fucking shit, you cu’nts
btw Who is the cu’nt in the cartoon?
The tax payer has made us rich you arsehole
Labour’s Asylum.
Labour brought Liam Byrne out of the asylum to peddle the labour lies over Hester’s bonus. This is the latest game play from labour, no more denial just blantantly lie about what they did. Blair and Brown are proven liars so it’s no surprise Miliband continues the theme, afterall labour have nothing else to offer except lies.
car·toon
noun
1. a sketch or drawing, usually humorous, symbolising, satirising, or caricaturing some action, subject, or person of popular interest
Rich and MArk usually fail on every point, don’t they?
I never put any jokes into my cartoons (which were a bit scribbly quite frankly) and nobody seemed to mind.
.. and not at all funny.
Not funny? Leo’s Burlington House Cartoon made me piss myself laughing.
You might have the decent to credit this for your joke, at 6.55.
Whenever Mili makes a blooper
Yvette exclaims “Well, ain’t that super!
We’ll kick him out and put in Cooper”
“Oh no!” says Ed “when Mili falls
The brand new leader must be Balls!”
One sharp and shrill, one out to lunch -
Will they pick Judy, or choose Punch?
Sir William, surely you will be the next Poet Laureate, it’s in the bag!
They forgot the big dose of Bullshit
You may take our banks but you’ll never take our oil.
We are quite relaxed about people getting filthy rich, isn’t that right Tony
Work Place Parking Charges.
Nottingham City Council are implementing work place parking charges for companies within the nottingham city bondary. Boots is one of the companies affected, but most of the charge is to be passed on to the employees. That means that Nottingham City Council is making Boots employees take a pay cut. How can this be legal?
The revenue is to be used to pay for the tram system extension. So what if the tram system runs nowhere near where you live? This means employees being force to take a pay cut (a tax by any other name) to pay for something they will not use.
So you end up with lots of employees taking home much less than the £26,000 benifits limit, now with less to spend. How can this possibly be justified, and where does it end? What’s to stop the council increasing parking charges or imposing other charges for different projects.
What is the government doing – NOTHING!!!
Beware this could be happening to your company in the future.
I guess they will be taxing you to have a shit at work soon
I will be in trouble
That represents a bonus. Tax it or ban it. Wear a nappy or join Unite/Unison.
Ludovick. What a wonderful idea.
When the coalition collapses and I become supreme leader once again I will make sure that this is in my first budget.
You seem to be a person of ideas – do you have any more? Would you like to be my Chancellor?
You will need to find a way to exempt me from the poo tax – I do so like to sit on my potty and do a Mr Whippy now and again.
Your sensible points are, sadly, applicable to just about any charge, tax, fine etc imposed by government (whether central or local) to pay for whatever it decides to spend your money on.
There is bound to be a quote from Hayek which expresses this point better than I just have; taken to its logical extreme, it becomes an argument that -all- taxation of our income is immoral.
Do Nottingham City Council employees have to pay such a charge too?
Maybe they will get a pay rise to cover the cost! Alot of employees get free parking now, I see no reason why that would change, good point though.
No wonder his breath always smells of shit
What a vile odious couple they are may be once they have rid us of little Ed
they will dispose of each other
Oh and why the fuck do sky news keep giving air time to that other vile wanker
Chuck up Umar ?
Why would I be interested in purchasing a 2012Dodge Ram 1500 with 390 HP Hemi if it is only available in the US?
Do we have lots of America friends on this blog interested to read about another Socialist Party fuck up?
Buy one to annoy Chris Huhne and that Lucas woman.
Is it Diane Abbott?
If the tram system runs nowhere near where you live? This means employees being force to take a pay cut (a tax by any other name) to pay for something they will not use.
Balls & Cooper make Major’s Tory Shits smell like a fragrant nosegay.
Let’s face it mate, this country is really in decline and for many many so obvious reasons.
But the biggest reason is our appalling education system; above all though, please don’t upset the children and make sure they all get the same marks.
This will make us a really great nation and enable us to compete in the world!
4. Add lots of whine
There.
Fixed it for you.
Great minds, etc.
Thats amazing.
4 Add lots of whine
Lost opportunity there for an extra layer of wit by R&M.
What do expect at these prices?
Haven’t we suffered enough?
Cost of the meal …
a snip at less than one trillion squids !!
A Lasagne party? Very 1970′s.
Just like Labour economic policies.
I’m a big fan of Antarctic monkeys.
Diane Abbott has complained about this
Diane Abbott is anti-white
If this is true then there is no role for this fucking elephant in modern politics.
she should go and find a job in a fucking Bank. then she would find out what hard work is really like and what the phrase quel bordel really means.
She complains about everything. Ignore the batty old cow.
She’s woken up then?
Who woke her up?
Who would bet against a Knighthood for Hester?
He deserves nothing less than beatification.
When is Labour going to start pressing for Fred the Shred to hand back his money and knighthood?
Maybe in future but for now lets see RBS under perform as a brain drain takes place and people decide to do less for less. The share price ain’t going to grow much for a while after this mess.
Now lets see some fat cat unions cut their massive salaries!
They haven’t heard that Ed thinks its immmoral to be paid more than nurses. The Balls-Coopers will be reduced to eating dry bread and water when Ed reduces their salaries to the level of nurses salaries.
Would those be the ‘pilgrim’ nurses or the ‘Olympic Dancing’ nurses – you know, those who should be back in the wards, clustered around their station, comparing notes on last night’s Eastenders, while all the patients go unfed, uncleaned and uncared-for ?
I think we should be told.
Senior figures in the Church of England have backed a Christian counsellor after she treated a gay man who said he wanted to be cured of his homosexuality.
What’s wrong with using the NHS.? Pip Pip
Ed has just got Cameroon to follow his lead on Hester so it won’t be long before he sorts out Mr and Mrs Balls.
I suspect he will ask Mr and Mrs Harman for some help.
No one has pointed out that little Bonaparte is about to hijack the EU by introducing a good old dose of protectionism.
If Ed has any sense he will be straight up Dave’s IPod telling him what he should be doing.
You English are not exactly the brightest lightbulbs in the fucking EU.
Nous avons le AAA, etes vous?
Taxman ‘denied £500,000′ as Stephen Hester waives £1m RBS bonus.
Good move boys
No wonder we had de-nationalisation. State intervation and companies does not work.
Imagine Ed in charge of BL
I can’t imagine him in charge of whelk stall.
Donald Stokes – Michael Edwardes – Red Robbo – Brummie workshy jobsworths, I just can’t choose the best face to fit to the national disaster.
What idiocies had been allowed to run free. Need to rebalance our economy do we ? Hell frozen over yet ?
I can cook a half-decent lasagne but Gordon and I were brilliant at cooking the books.
Ed and I will be cooking Red Ed’s goose as well.
Who is it?
*Well, nobody’s said that yet – today?*