Huhne Charges Expected Within Weeks
Essex Police finally obtaining the emails from Vicky Pryce to Isabelle Oakeshott at The Sunday Times signals that the police now have a compelling mosaic of evidence that the CPS have little choice but to put before a jury.
Huhne is lashing out accusing Downing Street of dirty tricks, not something that is likely to endear him when it will be for the PM to decide he has to go if charged. It is unlikely that Clegg will go out on a limb to hold on to his sharp elbowed rival.
The Sunday Times also reports that Constance Briscoe, a barrister and part-time judge, a family friend, said she clearly remembered a conversation, during which she advised Pryce to tell Huhne to “go away and come clean”. Evidence that will carry weight…
Justice at last!
Yhe Huhnt is over.
He will plead that he is too green to be guilty, of anything.
There may be trouble ahead…..and while there’s music and……
The arrogant c*nt !
So Clegg wants Laws (aka The £40K fiddler) back in Governement. Which bit of his fiddling did he admire? This from the lips of a man who wanted to “clean up politics”. P*ss off Keiser Clegg back to the corrupt EU!!
Isn’t Laws the one who got 7 days’ paid leave (at our expense) as punishment for his theft of £40,000 (of our money)?
Why is this loathsome little thief still at liberty, let alone still an MP?
Hang The lying self-serving incompetent out-of-touch whoring adulterous backstabbing bullying useless BASTARD
Couldn’t happen to a better bloke! Huhne is the most devious and nastiest of political bastards.
What ‘H’ is the German word for chicken?
Answer please Chris.
Come on, come on, come on! He’s second to the one-eyed Scottish wanker. Give the man SOME credit!
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Why the fixation on laws?
Don’t spe*k German, but I do know that the English word for chicken beginning with ‘h’ is hen. Can I have a sweetie now?
soon no coHuhnes will say that Cameron was driving his car, not his wife.
I have never driven Mr Huhne’s wife.
I have never drïven Mr Huhne’s wife.
Vicky Pryce is like a rash on BBC. Could it be the loony left wingers at the BBC are promoting her image to reduce the threat to her ex husband who they also promote?
The rabid Toady Programme was in full vitriolic form without an ethical stance in defending Paddy Ashcroft and other limpdim lords and their own enemies the Anglican bishops, on fighting the 26k threshold (£35,000 in gross terms) to lazy crooked benefit spongers with large families.
One has to listen to the phone-in on this subject this morning on BBC West Midlands local radio to hear the 90% that support this move.
No wonder the BBC want to reduce local radio as listening to the public voice would spoil their grand schemes.
Chris Huhne is a pompous arrogant arsehole. I look forward to his destruction.
Those are his good points, however, whatever Huhne follows this risible dyke converter will still sell this country down the river on spurious ‘settled science’. Sure, happy that his career will be over as unlike Laws he has no friends, ability or knowledge but bigger picture – no difference.
Maybe he can get the bull dyke to wear the tag for him – such a charmer!
The man is toast or should be! What’s more he is a nasty back stabbing arsehole. A serious liability IMO with a hugely inflated opinion of himself. As in the words of the song: Go, Go Now.
If Obama were only able to paint or decorate. The only thing the guy can do is read the autocue.
Followed by a few weeks on the golf course until his next outing.
He is a lying pompous arrogant arsehole.
He should be in jail.
Mike, which arsehole do you mean? Obama or Huhne? IMO they are equally lying, arrogant arseholes.
Can I just remind everyone that he is inglish as I am sure that had he been Scottish we wouldnt hear the end of it. Thank you.
Does this mean an end to the claptrap around man made global warming/climate change religion? Stop all the green energy and flying taxes? Not a chance they are just stupid no nothing politicians!!
I read today that the Head of the CPS (The socialist placeman) is going to make the decision. No prosecution then. Ba**ards. We’ll hear insufficient evidence/not in the public interest/didn’t meet the threshold test etc.
About time there was an investigation into the CPS themselves.
Why are they allowed to delay, sideline or reject cases on a whim?
They’ve hardly got a rep as a stalwart guardian of the public, have they?
About time they sacked the McBRuin stooge — as indeed all the red moles still in place. Should have happened in the first few minutes after Camrooney crept into office.
When pigs stop flying around the HOC, then maybe.
This has been like nailing shit to a wall.
At last, Taxi for Huhne!!
And no more tilting at windmills (or turbines).
And he seems such a nice man!!!!
‘The Sunday Times’ article seems rather far-fetched. In it they quote friends of Huhne saying that, ‘you can’t have press secretaries trashing other members of the cabinet.’
Friends? What are they talking about? Huhne aint got any friends – they all drifted away some time ago.
If press secretaries aren’t trashing other members of the cabinet wouldn’t it mean that they are not up to the job. Have I spotted another saving? Kerrrr–ching.
Tonight Rich and Mark will do another shite cartoon…
Hope they just copy this one instead.
http://www.zerohedge.com/sites/default/files/images/user5/imageroot/2012/01/Discordia.png
This one is pretty funny too.
http://lakelandersview.blogspot.com/2012/01/chris-huhne-tries-one-last-desperate.html
That “kinetic military operation” in Egypt bears it’s fruit…
http://arabnews.com/middleeast/article566463.ece
Egypt’s Islamists secure 75 percent of parliament
The Arab “islamification” is almost complete.
Nigeria next one to fall.
Goodbye, Chris, and good riddance.
I’m innocent ! There’s no way FibDems would tell lies.
Calm down dear, you’ll get the same as Archer + fine, a nice open prison, tv, out everyday back at night, home at the weekend
Boom bang a bang
“it will be for the PM to decide he has to go if charged.”
Doesn’t Huhne stand accused of perjury? If I’m not mistaken, that can land you in the Grey Bar Hotel for up to 7 years.
I’d like to see Dave try and save Huhne’s scrawny neck if he’s charged.
What’s it got to do with Cameron?
There should be no political interfering in the delivery of justice.
But equally it is not for the judiciary to decide whether Cameron should keep him in the cabinet.
Ending up in court accused of perjury and attempting to pervert the course of justice (both possible charges) strike me as sufficient grounds for sacking someone.
Disagree. He will then claim compensation for loss of office. That’s yours and my money.
Can’t claim anything of the sort. Cabinet ministers are not employees but officeholders, who serve ‘at pleasure’.
Which is why, conveniently, the equal opps, unfair dismissal legislation etc visited on the rest of us doesn’t apply to them.
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I am appointed by the PM.
He accuses No10 of ‘dirty tricks’?? Pot kettle and black come to mind…
I have confidence in the Energy Secretary.
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/politics/9027937/Chris-Huhne-gets-vote-of-confidence-from-David-Cameron.html
That of course means that he’s already dead and buried.
PM’s usually say ‘full confidence’ when they wish to hang on to a minister under pressure
Does not look good for him, when Cammers says I have EVERY confidence in …….
they go down the line, his rating is only gets Cammers confidence, that means he goes from A rating down to a B rating meaning stormy weather, will he manage to weather the storm, if his credit credit rating sinks lower still I see big trouble ahead.
On yer bike Mr Spleen, and take yer fucking spastic windmills with ya!
Fucking brill. come on cps, give us something to smile about on monday.
ps guido, why no celebrations about hari the liar being sacked by the indy?
It’s odds-on that Hari will land on his feet and find another cushy gig. Does he have anything on Rusbridger? I’m sure he’d feel at home at Grauniad Towers.
He wasn’t sacked he resigned. The Indie sent him on golfing leave to the US for a few months and them offered him his job back. Hari, having enjoyed his sojourn in the Land of Uncle Sam (doubtless earning his way at some sympathetic outlet) turned this offer down saying he wants to write a book and needs the time to do his research.
Needs time to do his research? That’ll be a new experience for him then.
Research? Phone hacking is a good source of reliable information.
http://johannhari.com/2012/01/20/a-short-update/
“I’ve started working on a book on a subject I believe is important and requires urgent action. To be done properly it needs international travel and the kind of in depth focus that’s not possible when you are writing a heavily researched column at the same time.”
Has he had an irony bypass? Ooo just you wait I’ll write about some really nasty social injustice or other you’ll be moved to tears and I’ll be redeemed as a free-thinking hero of the international gay left – integrity? nah that’s for tories besides my work is so important it doesn’t matter if I’m a spiteful lying hypocrite etc etc
Deeply researched what a pillock more like making it up as he goes along and changing other peoples wiki entries
Heavily researched?
Why has nobody looked more closely at the column Hari churned out just before the 2010 election in which he trashed Hammersmith and Fulham conservative council with a whole raft of pitch perfect ‘quotes’ from pitch perfect ‘victims’.
He basically stopped Shaun Bailey getting the seat by running one long lie.
Never mind the truthiness, feel the lies…
‘requires urgent action’
Sounds like something a journalist should write an article about …
It’s high time the word ‘huhnery’ was officially made part of the English language.
You need to read some Wittgenstein.
It all started with the other Hoon, Geoff.
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I think he means you’ve got to be a Huhne to read or even quote Wittgenstein.
“Philosophy is a battle against the bewitchment of our intelligence by means of language.”
Ludwig Wittgenstein
Unfortunately, to my knowledge, he didn’t quite win that battle.
Always had Wittgenstein down as a lager-sodden porker.
What we demand is a total absense of solid facts.
BASTARD, FAWKES !!
What was the point in that?
I dearly hope you are correct, but I’ll believe it when it happens. The CPS have a long history of avoiding prosecution of political transgressors.
Give it a few more weeks and the grass will start growing again
Ah but that was when the PM was one of the alleged transgressors. This time I suspect Cameron would be glad to see the back of the slimy little shite. Clegg too.
2012 is unlikely to bring much good news – but this might be one such item. Oh, to be on the jury!
I reckon the happiness index will go through the roof the day the slimeball is charged
Huhnnery, huhnnery- I can’t help it!!
What a real Tory gal that Anna Soubry is! Big mouth, tiny brain, saggy tits, and face like a horse.
No wonder tory males are sexual deviants.
Eh?
http://blogs.liverpooldailypost.co.uk/dalestreetblues/angela_and_maria_eagle.jpg
Outfuckingrageous – that’s breakfast chundered. Lesbian by choice or persecution? Geez, even Huhne’s mott muncher wouldn’t go there, the matted, sweaty, cheesy pubes slicked down with years of fadge juice oozed out when Gordoom McBrown dribbled about no more boom and bust
aw fuck i’ve got the dry boke now
Keep taking the tablets you tosser.
I was answering anonymous.
Have you noticed Cleggies twitch lately?
Chris Huhne is a cuпt.
You are hereby charged with “dubious patois”.
And we all know what that means.
Is it cos I’s a racist ?
Ho Hum. Maybe there is justice after all then. But I’ll only believe it when I see him charged.
I’d like to see him charged through a lightning conductor
No, let’s make it an ironic charge with electric produced by one of his windmills. Make take a while to create the necessary voltage though.
Voltage for show, amps for a pro
Volts jolts, current kills.
Enough volts and enough amps fries!
That’d be the only sort fast enough to catch him.
“Huhne charges expected within weeks”
There’s 52 weeks in a year, it could be a long wait.
I would be most surprised if he is charged at all, with the Grand Master controlling things. Fear not Chris, all will be well. Boaz.
Jahbulon boys. everything is under control.
Huhne gets very favourable treatment from Guardian and beeb because he deliberately conveys he wants to build bridges to labour and Miliband. Of course that is good for guardianbeebistas because a labour-led coalitiion will grow the public sector and advertise all the jobs in the Guardian while it will also be more likely to increase the license fee for the beeb.
Ha Huhne complaining Dowining Street is tackling him; who leaked various documents to Guardian, incl the Gove letter re royal boat?
PS Do you know why beeb and Guardian are critical of government’s attempts to make public sector pensions less generous? Because beeb had final salary scheme and many guardianistas aspire to work for the beeb – siple!
beeb haS final salary scheme, not had
Don’t forget that both the BBC and the Grauniad have lots of “credibility” invested in the AGW scam, and Huhne is practically the only Coalition minister still taking that bollocks seriously.
A replacement Energy Secretary might declare the whole thing a Ponzi scheme and endorse a sensible energy policy, leaving the BBC and Grauniad high and dry when they expected to be paddling in the cesspool of climate change politics for years to come.
Every politician of whatever hue I’ve heard on BBC’s Radio 4 recently, have all implicitly believed in AGW, so to say that Huhne is the only one is a gross exaggeration. In fact, I’ve not heard one politician be sceptical about it. As you were, they’re all still as thick as shit, or in on the scam.
“A replacement Energy Secretary might declare the whole thing a Ponzi scheme”
You are naively optimistic , not like you at all. Is your medication having side effects ?
Some time in the not too distant future they’ll be a BBC documentary hidden away on BBC4, exploring why so many people were mislead into believing AGW. Of course, the BBC’s role in disseminating this bollocks will not be mentioned ‘cos this is how these skunks operate.
I have pissed the entire £8.2 Billion pension fund away on the green bollocks. When the green bubble bursts, all Beeboids will have lose their pension – so we need pro-AGW lefties to keep the bubble going, and to tax youi bastards for the extra cash needed!!
You are seriously misled if you believe that misled is spelt mislead when it really should be spelt misled.
Huhne is arrogant and pompous beyond his position in life. But to be fair to him, he was accused by the Telegraph of leaking the “Yacht email” to the Guradian. In Saturday’s Telegraph their was an apology, albeit on page 2, stating that Huhne did not leak the email.
I’m not entirely sure that’s what the Telegraph said. It struck me as more of a non-apology.
Comment at 11.05 am moderated. FUCKWIT MODERATOR.
The moderator is indeed an utter fuckwit.
He’s after a job with the North Korean Press Association.
Old news.
Sunday Morning prayer for Huhne
“…and forgive me my trespasses as I forgive those who trespass against me…”
If there is a God then down he goes.
Justice! , what’s that, everybody knows where the law is concerned MP’s are the untouchables.
I wouldn’t touch most of ‘em with my bargepole anyway.
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_nNb8IDnGJfU/Sf2KFTp_6lI/AAAAAAAADWU/rv4MVg_cBZM/s400/Tynan+Wierd.gif
I wouldn’t touch them with yours!
Forgive me but have I missed something? How can Cameron or Downing St have anything to do with this lieing, conniving, untrustworthy useless scum bag being charged for an offence he has clearly committed. This tosser needs treating like anyone else who has consistently lied to the police. It’s perjury and he should go down for it.
Errr perjury is the crime of lying under oath not of lying to the Police, that would be attempting to defeat/pervert the course of justice.
Legal 101, of course you are correct, but if he has given the police a witness statement which contains these lies, then he can be prosecuted for making a false statement. On every police statement form there is a declaration which has to be signed by the witness which states that the contents are true and that he/she may be prosecuted if the witness has stated anything he “knows to be untrue”.
Thats what Im saying any false statement is treated as attempting to pervert NOT perjury which is reserved for false evidence given in Court or other legal hearing given under oath.
Ex-deputy prime minister refuses to rule himself out as a possible candidate in election for police commissioner
Constance Briscoe, a barrister and part-time judge, a family friend, said she clearly remembered a conversation, during which she advised Pryce to tell Huhne to “go away and come clean”
Oh. You mean a barrister and part-time judge who was aware that there was evidence of several crimes, including one that was potentially a conspiracy to pervert the course of justice and who kept quiet about it and did not bring it to the attention of the legal authorities?
Soon to be former part-time judge, I am thinking…
It would probably be priviliged information, so the barristerette would not have to disclose it. But then, if so, why did she then spill the beans to the ST?
The barristerette could always seek employment at Costa should she become ex-.
I doubt a mate-to-mate chat would be covered by privilege.
I saw her on Question Time and she seemed to be very honest and straight talking, so I am at a loss to think how she managed to get mixed up with the Huhnes.
It certainly calls her judgement into question.
Never mind, as the old saying goes, “Good judgement comes from experience, experience comes from bad judgement”.
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Good judgement comes from experience, experience comes from bad judgement.
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http://www.guardian.co.uk/politics/2012/jan/21/john-prescott-elected-police-commissioner
(but then who has ruled themselves out ?)
Oh FFS! We really have dissapeared down the rabbit hole if this comes to pass. Its as if the country is under some kind of madness and it cant help itself going from one ridiculous event to another. Jesus wept !
**applause**
He’s already a professor of climate change, so why not?
But as one who (allegedly of course) cheated on his expenses, is he not already a commissioner of crime?
Interesting conundrum for cameron. When huhne has gone who will he replace him with? Laws?!
Thumb up
When is Laws going to be prosecuted for theft of public monies?
Ah, he’s part of the butt-plug brigade, though.
Does Hoon need to be replaced ? Can’t the Country cope without his ‘Green’ Tax Gatherers ?
Laws would be good for the job politically and intellectually. He has one problem though – the little skunk trousered taxpayer money under false pretenses.
It begs the question doesn’t it? Are they no untainted, honest MP’s who have not robbed the taxpayer ?
They are all self-seeking, unprincipled, selfish, troughing Hoons!
Hear, hear !!
‘There are a few, kind Sir ‘ bloody few!
Shame
Trust me. I’m a FibDem. http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-15224458
Evidently, your perfect man is a jowly, one-eyed, snot-eating, unprincipled, surly, brooding, arrogant, narcissistic, sociopathic fantasist.
(Also a c u n t, but I couldn’t work out how to fit it in with the other adjectives).
So Sarah’s on the pull then
Jeffery Archer got put away for lying about shagging a whore, but at least he didn’t put the public at risk.
Huhne not only perjured himself, but he put the public at risk through his actions, so his sentence should be substantially more than Archer’s.
Yes, but Archer was a Tory – Huhne is one of us, so he will be alright.
I love this blog, and all who visit it.
You are a shite-hawk, Sir – not a Bird!
Thanks to this site i have now found out what a bunch of lieing thieving deceitful bastards these MPs/BBC/Unions are and which corrupt people people are running this once great country into the gutter.
Long may this site continue on its path to bring all these bastards to the front.
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Why should ppl have an authority over us when no-one votes for ‘em.
You will also find that in most elections far more people vote against the one who is declared the winner. We are ruled by a minority for whom most people did not vote.
There is a chance of course that he will plead guilty, thus denying us all of the fun of a trial.
There is an equal chance that I will discover the God Particle in amongst my small change when I visit the pub this afternoon.
And what odds are the bookies offering on that outcome?
No – I’m looking forward to him lieing on oath
The new call from the great unwashed to politicians.
GO AWAY AND COME CLEAN
Or even better:
GO AWAY
Talking of lying bastards, may I recommend Guido’s “Seen elsewhere” link, “Mayor Ken attacked workshy Londoners”.
The duplicitous little shit is attacking Boris for claiming that some Londoners are too lazy to go looking for work (which is of course perfectly true). Yet several years ago Leninscum said exactly the same thing – in even more robust language.
Warfarin sees off rats, I believe.
The headlines are about Huhne, but the story about the witch will linger longer. 100+ emails to the Sunday Times – taping his phone calls – directing the police to the son’s text messages from his father – what a bunny boiler. Emails sent to Isabell Oakeshott, daughter of Lord Oakeshott, Liberal Peer and friend of Pryce. Pryce’s success in impressing old men and teenage scribblers has convinced her that she controls the media. She might be able to persuade junior journalists that she is some sort of economics guru, but the adults know that she is a total mediocrity. Get the dunking stool….
There is no such thing as an economics guru. If anyone on the planet really understood how it all works and had successfully articulated how it all works and what needed to be done, we might not now be in the manure.
The real problem is that all the Finance Ministers know how to get out of the shit, but haven’t a clue as to how they get themselves and their parties re-elected afterwards. It’s nothing to do with good fiscal governance it’s just politics and we all know what politicians are there for.
That bastard Brown stole a big chunk of my pension. I hope he rots in hell and that it starts soon.
Alot of us do tell it like it us, but the public doesn’t want the fantasy to end.
Vicky Pryce is an economist from Greece. Go figure !
wibble
What consequences are ther for Briscoe’s silence – having had knowledge of a crime?
Don’t worry luv, you’ll be OK.
Shouldn’t part-time judge Briscoe have reported him to the Police?
She probably knew that it would be a complete waste of her time.
Chuka’s on Brillo’s Sunday Politics in a moment! This should be fun.
Ahh Mr chuckourmoney! And how much did the suit that he is wearing this morning cost him?
Because that’s the only financial issue about him and that only of miniscule interest.
Chuka is of the Black is White school.
Chuka said the public took years to make up their minds about a political party = ergo we have had 13 years to see labour are crap,. wish Brillo has pointed this out to thim.
£1300
Suit you sir!
I saw it in the pub. What a wazzuck. Chuky whateverhis name is doesn’t listen, second guesses the questions and just gives the party line in response. Andrew would do well to give him a miss in future.
Hey! I’m Chucky: Wanna Pay?
What’s Chris Huhne going to have in common with Frank Bruno and Freddie Mercury in a short space of time?
They will all have been battered around the ring!!!!
Remember Chris not to pick the soap up in the shower or you might get Butt Fucked!
I understand Mr Mercury was of the ‘active’ homosexual persuasion i.e. he was the one doing the battering.
What do Freddy Mercury and Ayrton Senna have in common?
Both died with skid marks on their helmet!!
Boom Boom!
Chuka’s already shambolic.
Ckukka is not British, so what is he doing in the HOC?
No problem
I suggest ” I can’t be arsed to think up a new pseudonym ” Simps
Enough Labour Trolls voted for him. They would vote for a cow pat if they were told to. Sad, or what?
“Polls are polls” says Chuka when presented with a poll that shows more trust the govt with the economy than Labour.
Chuka’s very slippery. He’s already lied and dodged so many questions.
Brillo is destroying Chuka!
And when he comes out the Eastern Europeans won’t allow him space to sell the Big Issue.
It used to be for the ” Roof-less ” now it’s for the Ruthless.
“You’re obsessed with polls, Andrew” says Chuka, member of a party that’s been more fixated on polls, focus groups and ratings than any other political party since the Nazis.
And what would Chuka have said if the poll figures had been revers? Hypocrisy, stupidity and denial from Chuka.
revers should be reversed, just before some huhne tries to correct my spelling.
srever ?
Who would have thought Ed Huhne Balls was first.
Did the Nazis have focus groups then?
Would have liked to have been a fly on the wall there.
And there was I thinking Focus was a Dutch group.
Ah, well.
BTW – why are Procul Harum fucking up Nigeria? I’m sure that’s how some insufferably smug git on the BBC pronounced it earlier – much like how Pakistan is now Parkistan. Still, at least the latter pronunciation explains the “No-Ball Games”…
Me people have a pwoblem getting their tongues around all these w o g names you see
Facilitator: ok guys – what’s the metrics on ‘judenrein’?
Himmler: jeez – we’ve been there already: the volk cant be assed. OK they don’t want their daughters to marry one but they aint gonna go to the wall on this. Best guess? we transport the MFs to Mozambique – trust me this’ll fly.
Goering: are you nuts? The big guy just wont buy it. OK – he don’t say this, he don’t say that, but harry h Christ, we all read mein kampf. I say, let the Wansee boys have their way – if it goes public we’ve always got deniability – let those MFs take the rap for a change.
Hess: G has a point – go for the triangulation: we come out smelling sweet every which way. Agreed?
Himmler, Goering, Hess: jawohl!
Will the BBC always play a bit of Jungle music before every introduction of spe@r Chukka?
Upchuck’s never been further than the Jungles of Dulwich (or Forest Hill, as it really is).
I wonder when he’s going to come clean about the tax avoidance on his family home? Before Ed does the same, or after?
He’s a fucking lawyer
And surrounded by them
He will never come clean about anything
No comment
Ashdown in favour of opposing benefits cap. It’s all unravelling for Dave & Co.
Paddy Ashdown is not an all. He is the LibDems’ Neil Kinnock.
Ashdown and the Bishop are stupid cnts. It is outrageos that we low paid workers and pensioners are having to pay income tax to support benefits at these high levels for the lazy feckless bxstxrds. If the Bishops are so concerned why don’t they flog off some of the Anglican Church’s vast property and land assets and give it to these people that they consider to be “needy”.
Feck orf. Benefits is rights.
Cherie and I will personally donate 10 million pounds to the Ex-Benefit Claimants Relief Fund. P.S. They will take post dated cheques won’t they?
That’s the only time the greedy fucker has kept his big taffy gob shut.
Stop quoting Wittgenstein. You can read above how it makes you look a Huhne.
You know when Paragnostic is talking bollocks, his lips move.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2089993/Taxpayers-face-1billion-stop-Commons-sinking-Thames-mud–MPs-sell-net-public-purse-500m-profit.html?ito=feeds-newsxml
Waste of gunpowder eh ?
It was always destined to find its rightful place in the Thames sludge. We must spend money only on sealing up the doors and exits to protect Londoners from the risk of escaping vermin.
House of Commons – not fit for purpose.
MPs- not fit for purpose.
Do I need a degree to work it out?
Would anyone cry if the HoC slipped into the Thames ?
On perhaps it will become like the leaning toweer of Pisa…
Just listing, like the cruise boat
Modern art I say
And much admired by the glitterati…
We are the Glitterati (TM)
For centuries it was hygenic practice to bury one’s shit. This seems a fine example of that resurrected practice; Recycling at its best. Should make for some fine tomatoes.
I am ready to return.
Have you told Nursie yet?
Return and admit all of your lies, and how you ruined the country.
It’s not easy being green…
Reddit! reddit!, swampland.
The Times woman wot has Vicky’s emails just told Brillo that she was not rushing down the bookies to put money on the Huhne’s going.
Let’s face it, the government has spent the last 6 months or so trying to think up a really really really good reason why the CPS should say “no” to the case going to trial.
I can’t wait to hear it. It’s going to be fantastic. “A dog ate all the emails” or “ghosts dissolved the discs with their ectoplasm.” That kind of thing. Whatever it is, it will be one huge calculated insult to the public. A big V-sign from the whole Cabinet.
Accidentally shredded…
Like my expenses
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And when he comes out the Ea stern Europ eans won’t allow him space to sell the Big Issue.
It used to be for the ” Roof-less ” now it’s for the Ruthless.
Charges within weeks !
How long does it take the average copper to read a fecking Email ?
Plod says, what’s an email, will it arrive by carrier pigeon, evening all. Now where’s that speed camera?
I hope there are plenty of back-up discs, or the dozy sods will delete all the evidence by ‘mistake’ again.
Plod says, back up discs, will my Des O’Connor 45′s do?
Just dusted one down especially for you and Chris.
Here that label says made in Gt. Britain, is that legal?
Annette, it was just a joke when I said Des. The Osmonds are really my favourite.
It’s annette with a small a, Osmonds? fucking pervert.
O.k. annette uoy are a little c. Osmonds was a joke as well, chill out dear.
uoy. The red wine as just kicked in.
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Why does it takes weeks to decide whether someone should be charged?
Because they dont want to prosecute a Govenment Minister and are buying time hoping they can find a reason not to. Does that answer your question
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It does. Thank you.
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The combined intellectual weight of all those experts who analyse the criminal mind; Sherlock Holmes, Rebus and Hercule Poirot are helpless at resolving the enigma of the three points, but I can exclusively reveal that Mr Plum was driving at the time.
its a big cover-up aint it.
No, it’s a small cover-up, which makes it all the more pathetic, do we want these people practising for a big cover up?, (Integrity).
they are well practised and there are big cover ups.
What about Huhne`s semi-namesake, GEOFF HOON. When will justice be done here? I see his new company is picking up millions in `consultancy fees` from WESTLAND helicopters, the company run by his friend Graham Cole. Why i Geoff Hoon not being further investigated by the police?
Because its all big business and Hoon`s friends were desparate to get him a job following his parliamentary misdemeanours, which they did via Graham Cole, head of westland helicopters (see Sunday Times report on Hoon last Sunday). Hoon is apparntly trying to cover up for Graham Cole`s son, David Cole, who was sacked as Director of the Atlantic Council following strange financial goings on. Want to know more – ask why? Its another story of Labour Party rottenness which is being covered up.
this needs ome investigation methinks
Investigate! Investigate! Investigate!
why? whats this all about. geoff hoon would nevr do anything improper.
Do you mean Huhne, Hoon, or Huoone?
Outrageous. We1ll sue the lot of you. I`m for hire and thats that!
Well then, tell us exactly who is hiring you and why?
Theres obviously a big cover-up here.
If the crack were widened I could see more and tell more. Is there anyone of upright moral stature who could help?
They might be too nervous to help. The more is known and expoed the more will be known and exposed.
So the governments benefit reforms are on hold
Why did we vote these feckers in
just a bunch of headline grabbing public school tossers
If it was good enough for Tony, it’s good enough for Dave.
From what I gather, although about 80% of LibLabCon voters are in favour of the welfare reforms, the unelected LibLab Lords (plus the God-fearing bishops in the HoL, who should have no say in the running of the country because they are, by definition, as thick as shit) are showing their usual ‘connection’ with the public by trying to shoot the legislation down.
If the befuddled unelected bastards in the Lords stop the legislation, which seems likely, IDS should call a referendum on it.
A bit off topic but has anybody heard any pronouncements recently from this fine body of superannuated and unelected men and women that in former times would have been transported to the colonies for thievery, are the likes Glasgow Mick and Jeffrey Archer still holding this countries legislature proceedings to ransom, with a few knob head Archbishops thrown in for good measure?.
The non-God fearing Druids you should say
They only represent themselves nowadays
Our Billу is on a mission to bag himself a teddy bear.
Hair Bear won’t know what’s hit him when he eventually gets cornered by the horny little shit, he he.
Suits me!
I always suspected that he just saw this blog as a dating site for wrong uns.
me or hairy hunky h@rry?
Both probably.
What did you do to earn the notoriety?
Two words – Satan’s Alley.
Weeks? And weeks, and weeks, and weeks, and weeks, and weeks, and weeks, and weeks………
It’ll be over by Christmas.
Which Christmas ?
Actually it doesn’t really matter how long it takes or what the outcome legally is now – huhne is damaged goods and his political career is all but finished. No doubt he’ll hang on as long as he can to maximise his ministerial pension and stuff but that’s about his lot.
Mind the political career of the libdem party as a whole seems all but finished as well after this coalition comes to end in 2015.
How long before Huhne is scrapped?
How long before the Trade Union Modernisation Fund is scrapped?
How long before the ‘Pilgrims’ are scrapped?
How long before the human rights for criminals court is scrapped?
How long before the euro is scrapped?
How long before our membership of the EU is scrapped?
Many Questions for Cameron to not only answer, but pull his finger out and bloody well get done.
Nothing nothing and more nothing that is all Cameron is good for. You can add to the list
Capping of Benefits
Making adoption easier
Making squatting a criminal offence
Controlling no win – no fee lawyers
Controlling immigration
Reducing public spending the list goes on and on
he is nothing but a blowhard
Five surgeons are discussing who were the best patients to operate on.
The first surgeon says, ‘I like to see Accountants on my operating
table because when you open them up, everything inside is numbered.’
The second responds, ‘Yeah, but you should try Electricians! Everything
inside them is colour-coded.’
The third surgeon says, ‘No, I really think Librarians are the best;
everything inside them is in alphabetical order.’
The fourth surgeon chimes in, ‘You know I like ConstructionWorkers.
Those guys always understand when you have a few parts left over at the
end, and when the job takes longer than you said it would.’
But the fifth surgeon shut them all up when he observed, ‘You’re all
Wrong. Politicians are the easiest to operate on. There’s no guts, no
heart, no balls, no brains, and no spine, and there are only two moving
parts – the mouth and the arsehole – and they are interchangeable’
LOL + 100
new sunday politics show bbc
must be the worst graphics ever–start of show
someone tell me what there saying?
Agreed and fuck knows. An utter mess. Looks cheaply done.
Shows with hideously white non-left-leaning presenters do not get expensive graphics.
By order.
Just a thought . If he gets convicted and jailed does he not only lose his minister’s job but also get kicked out as an mp?
He will probably go straight into the House of Lords, it’s full of dodgy crooks in there, Mandleson, Prescott just to name a couple.
No he’ll do what all the crooks do, join Nu Liebore.
Full of them!!
sugar, martin ffoukes, uddin, p@ul……………………………
Only if he’s sentenced to more than 12 months, which is sadly unlikely
So just one head of the corrupt Hydra gets cut off, there are many more and another insider regime stooge will step right in to continue the CAGW fraud. Scum like Huhne do not make policy they sell it, policy is decided in secret in places like the EU commission and common purpose meetings and the Bilderberg gang. The bent front men like Huhne/Cameron/Millibrain/Clagg and all the rest of them simply learn their script and sell the lies. Policies making and creation is now above and beyond their pay grade, well beyond.
Oh so true.
Has Anyone Seen My Willy?
Cross-hairs at the ready!
THERE IS NO JUSTICE:
Why was this trial on 16th January not mentioned in the Courts List?
Why were there two prosecutors, one from the Council and one from the UK Government?
Why was the appeal rejected?
Why was the defendants evidence not heard in Court?
FIGHT TO HELP THIS MAN.
http://smokersjustice.co.uk/
The CPS have promised ‘there will be a speedy resolution to this case’!!
Sorry but can’t help ++Laugh++
The CPS’s idea of speedy seems to be at a pace slower than the discredited italian court system that takes years to even arrange preliminary hearings.
Who let nellie no knickers out ffs?
The cuts mean her carer fucks off early on a Sunday.
CPS Wag?… a speedy resolution, 15 MPH.
Hiya!
Has Dolly bought a degree yet from Berkeley ?
http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/mps-to-discuss-sale-of-parliament-6293033.html
The Houses of Parliament are subsiding and may end up in the Thames largely because some idiot allowed the buildings to be undermined by installing underground car parking.
”No decisions are likely to be taken for several years…”
Let’s hope the ground opens up and swallows the lot of them while they’re arguing over the best way to screw us for the cost of repairs.
Apparently costs are estimated at about £1billion!
Couldn’t they just fill the underground carpark with concrete?
This option should appeal to Camoron, because he loves covering things in concrete. On the other hand, he only likes covering things in concrete if it (a) costs the taxpayer many many billions that they can’t afford and (b) totally pisses-off English voters, so maybe it won’t appeal to him.
Methinks It was Guy Fawkes who gave permission to build the underground carparks
Is the subsidence worse where Tom Watson sits?
Surely a claim is in order against the insurance policy of the contractor who did the work?
It was cash in hand to a nice Mr O’Rafferty.
Let us reflect on British Justice.
Two soldiers are murdered.Suspect’s DNA found everywhere in getaway car. Verdict- Innocent
Young black man murdered. Miniscule blood spot found on suspect’s clothing nineteen years later. Verdict-two men guilty.
Both verdicts a travesty of justice.
https://twitter.com/#!/UKuncut/status/161124229465645056
Gwido
Thank you for all your support
It is working
As Jean Clair of the French Academy said (about “contemporary art”)
“Je pisse donc je pense” (In Ed’s English, “I pith so I can think”)
(and takeoff of Descartes famous saying
Je pense donc je suis” (“I think so I exist”))
Except that Descartes would not have lowered himself to the use of the vernacular, so said “Cogito ergo sum”.
I prefer “Coito ergo sum”, myself.
‘Mastubari ergo sum’ more like.
Let’s swap Huhne for Laws
Same diff no?
Let’s stick with Huhne, in spite of all his faults he still keeps a straight bat.
Are you shure ?
There are minihuhnes — although he could be in both teams I suppose under Coalition rules.
WRONG !
Andy Bore’em – he never shuts up.
As a political commentator I must say I have complete confidence in Huhne being able to survive this minor problem.
I’m hoping that political commentators, like their sports counterparts, also possess the ability to curse…
You make a good point. Or two.
Ah ha! Ha ha ha
Ho Hum Indeed!
labour made these over generous welfare benefits available when they wanted to buy votes.
Now the working electorate has sussed them out and their support is plummeting faster than a waterfall they have u turned and want them stopped.
Pathetic!
Rolll forward a couple of years…. prisoner Huhne has a Damascene moment and discovers Jesus … becomes a better person.
Invasion of the rectum tends to do such things to people…
If you discover Jesus you become a worse person like Kafflick Blair
Huhne..don’t count your chickens. He’s a slippery little customer – ditto the CPS, Collectively known as the duck ands weave brigade.
The CPS will go hell for leather for working class criminals but will shy away from prosecuting upper middle class or political criminals as it could effect their career prospects.
Huhne is a Hunt.
If Cameron has any qualms about the consequences of sacking the little turd, then I can help.
Have a re-shuffle and re-instate his back-bench credentials.
Simple, not rocket science.
Perhaps Dave could find a ‘safe seat’ for Vicky & offer her rapid promotion.
Dave do something for the people, Dave is too weak to tie his own shoelaces.
Just had a (belated) thought. If Huhne’s new squeeze is bi, does that means he gets two at a time?
If so, then bending down to pick up the soap will be doubly gruesome for the dear boy. Goodoh!
Maybe he’ll suffer from sore gums when he’s banged up.
lmfao at banged up!
Let me know it you need any tax ‘planning’ advice.
Yes we can get rid of this Huhne but the real problem is that the HOC, and in particular the Labour Party, is full of Huhnes.
‘ Honest and capable’ people find it very hard to progress within politics
Funny how many of these green types like driving around in BMWs and Range Rovers between private jets
“There will be charges.” We’ve hear all this before haven’t we? CPS will decide insufficient evidence or not in the public interest.
So no chance of bringing Bliar and all the other toss pots up before the bench?
Blair needs to be tried at the Hague for war crimes along with Dubya
Find Danny Alexander a safe Conservative seat before the next election and ditch the rest of fucking Lib Dems
We will have to give him an English passport first
Before we tell the Jocks to fuck off as well
Ever since this blog came out in favour of Scottish indepepdence the opinion polls have gone the other way
Do you think we have been smoked out ?
Ask Baldwin
Eh ?
Give him a passport with the same nationality as Milliband, Harman, Balls, Huhne, straw, blunkett, Scargill, Crow, Prentis, Penny Red, Bevanite Ellie, Sally Bercow, Slotgob, Hari, Marcus Brigstocke, Billy Bragg, …you get the picture inglshman !
We’re not beastly in Eastleigh. We’re just apalled at Huhne.
What is it about people in your area that makes them vote these clowns in ? I mean, look at Handycock – do the people in Portsmouth think they’re voting for DCI Frost ?
Handycock reminds me more of Lonely out of Callan, but that probably just dates me.
I was wondering what that nasty smell was down Portsmouth way.
I grew up in the area before escaping to the hills. Strange people, strange values and strange accent.
Remember the good citizens of Paulsgrove (just outside Portsmouth) driving a Paediatrician from her home because they thought she was a paedophile?
That’s the level of moron and ignoramus you are up against down there, so don’t be surprised at their choices of MP’s.
Don’t forget Mark Oaten the turd-eater is down that way too.
Edward Woodwood would wooden ‘e?
All aboard the Deadwood Stage !
Next stop : Oblivion.
Really sign up for twitter, fucking class.
Twitter is for teenage twats.
Despite all the hype, it’s only got 3% of the total ‘social media’ market. By comparison, Facebook, that other great spastic-oriented pile of bollocks aimed squarely at retards, has about 51%.
A suitable home for our Willy Wowden then.
140 characters, and that includes the punctuation marks and spaces ffs. In other words, ideal for dyslexics like Ontablets.
As if to prove your point about retards, Ontablets has 381 knuckle dragging followers. He does a good job for chariddy tho.
The next revolution will not be televised.
It will be tweeted by twats, fomented on Facebook
Blazed by the Blackberry bolsheviks and the
Incurable iPhone internationalists
Documented in 720p by camera phone Cecil Bs
With minimalist manifestos in 140 Cs.
The next revolution will not be televised.
Yeah, cos it really worked for the Iranians a couple of years ago, didn’t it?
Twitter is for twats.
State referendum commission: Croatia votes in favor of joining the EU – @AP
…and here was I thinking Turkey might be the next to vote for Christmas.
Johan Hari I quit the Indy.
Well I would not want to work on a paper that hired an unashamed plagiarist.
Taxi ! Taxiiiiii !!! TAAAAXXXXIIIIIII !!!!!!!!!!
Walk — you fat cow. It will get some of your weight off, assuming you don’t put yet more taxpayer funded food down your gullet.
I see France is planning a Napoleonland theme park.
Will there be a maximum height for going on the rides?
Won’t thwart the president.
He is shorter than Stumpy was.
Yes, it will be known as the SAA+RKOZY height limit.
What fun will there be in rides that only go in reverse or sink?
Not tonight Josephine.
http://www.rowforfreedom.com have completed thier journey across the ocean ( donations via website)
You are the gay cricket-loving Senior Security Officer at a Council Depot who tweets Neo all the time and I claim my 5 Pounds.
A minister obsessed with power,
Commissioning new windmills each hour,
With a Gatso was shot
Right up the bot!
He should not drop his soap in the shower…
Was noticed at Oxford for hanging around know KGB “agents”.
The sooner he goes the better – chain only as strong as it’s weakest link and all that.
Bloody communist – God save Her Majesty the Queen !
Bringing Parliament into disrepute?
Well, I’ve heard some stuff but ain’t that a hoot?
Parliament’s got no repute worth the name
They should all be hanging their heads in shame
Quite good, but your final line should read “MPs should be hanging from lamp posts in shame”.
And there again, every egg a bird.
Scansion’s a sod, though, innit?
Thank fuck Top Gear is back next Sunday, finally some fucking sanity.
Bit much for him to be accusing Downing Street of dirty tricks when after just about every leak from the government the finger seems to point at him.
We at the BBC are against any of these Tory plans to cut benefits. A lot of this money goes to the cocaine dealers in London and we love those guys.
So fuck off Tory scum
Polling indicates that the public are overwhelmingly in favour of a cap. The BBC may take a position against them, but it will only alienate more of its audience and lose more licence payers if it does.
Like we give a fuck, we just want lots of good cheap coke.
Now pay up and enjoy the repeats we serve up you fuckers.
The “Cartoon” is out in the morning.
Be still, my throbbing heart.
No it isn’t.
SOMEONE KILLED TWITTER!!!!!
DUEMA !!!
VOTE FOR ME, I’LL CONVERT LONDON INTO THIS….
Anyone with a name like Hoouhne, however it is spelt, must be suspect!
Fairies, begone, and be all ways away. –Shakespeare, A Midsummer Night’s Dream
Now look out, Eu*r-o-pe! Here comes Dave!
Just watch him make those beaks behave
‘Cos if they don’t he’ll take us out
(Our Dave, he ain’t arf got some clout!)
The Court and E U aren’t the same
Which is a dirty, crying shame
A referendum’s still no-go
This shirley can’t be all for show?
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2090391/Cameron-tell-Europes-judges-stop-interfering-British-law.html
Norman, get that kettle on will yer lad, I’m gaspin’.
Hey guys, I’m on LBC right now.
Do that booty shake!
Yo’ booty is a booty!
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