Rich & Mark’s Monday Morning View
How Mervyn King Lost Bank Battle War | WSJ
BBC Corporation Tax Horror Story | IEA
Sally Bercow Judgement in Full | Mr Justice Tugendhat
Commies Blame Capitalism For Terror Attack | The Commentator
Lord Black v Press Regulation | Guardian
Osborne’s Complacency | FT
DWP’s Welfare Failings | Isabel Hardman
Get Used to Coalitions | David Aaronovitch
Woolwich a Showcase in the Banality of Evil | Fraser Nelson
The Enemy Within | Max Hastings
Muslim Led Military-Style Free School Needed | Toby Young
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Ed Balls stretches credulity by claiming he isn’t ambitious…
“I would love to be part of Ed’s Labour government but what I do next for me is not an all-consuming passion. I’m more bothered, in a personal sense, about getting to grade 8 piano by the time I’m 50.”
Bill Quango MP says:
Ned Flanders – Clegg
Lisa Simpson – Natalie Bennett
Milhouse – Hilary Benn
Martin Prince – Andy Burnham
Edna Krabappel – Luciana Berger
Crazy Cat Lady – Glenda jackson
Comic book guy – John Prescott
Carl – Chucka
Lenny – Philip Hammond
Willie – Eric joyce
Poochie – Gordon Brown
Reverend Lovejoy – Tony Blair
WTF ?!
Got it this time. Will they ever do funny as well?
eh – once again they miss the big story
Bliar and his £8 million – and therefore £2 million tax saving… just how many nurses is that – this could be worse than ashcroft…..
need to milk this teat for all its worth – but the focus on block-ed ?
Apparently that greedy pig Cherie is set to cash in on the NHS changes too.
Blair is shameless. He ruined the country, sent our soldiers to die, swamped us with immigrants, destroyed the economy and now swans around like a millionaire with a series of ridiculously complicated tax arrangements which result in him paying a much lower rate than you would expect for “earnings” in the millions.
History will condemn him and he will go down as one of the most hated men in English history. He can no longer even walk down the street.
If he simply lived a moderate lifestyle and donated all his earnings to the families of soldiers that he sent to die then he would rescue his reputation. His greed, and especially that of his odious wife, will never let it happen though.
So what’s new rocknrolla? We have all known B’Liar for years and years what did you all expect from the scum (and scumess) ??
No doubt he is surrounded by highly paid accountants and lawyers…well who can blame him?
Very well said.
Don’t worry. We’ve allocated the first and second lamp posts on Westminster Bridge specially for them.
as deep throat once said
“Follow the money, Follow the money”……
i am confident Blair will have paid full ammount of tax – and not in any way sought to minimise his tax bill…….. NOT !
He can only come out of this clean – with a full declaration of his taxes.
now why would he not do that …. ?
come on guido – follow this man – you have the ability
And Cameron, the heir to Blair, is carrying on the mentlaness of New Labour in full.
Immigration up.
Taxes up.
Highest fuel prices in our history.
And of course no sign of democracy actually breaking out in any of the main three parties.
I want my vote back Cameron you lying duplicitous traitor.
Tony Blair! My Hero! What I wouldn’t give just to have one slurp of his shmekel!
I’m just a regular sort of guy
BH don’t the money types end up swinging UNDER Westminster Bridge don’t they, the chap that did it were never found out were they
Eight million quid ? Is that all ? That’s the average house price round my way.
Divide and rule. It’s what they do.
If Milistein got a Predator he’d only sell it to China, like his Israeli bretheren do with Patriot missiles.
Labour gave us a legacy of record breaking debt, deficits, and frauds with paid for laws by lobby interests.
Jeremy Hunt says p’ing £18bn for a two week event is “Money well spent.” You can see he never ran his own business. But don;’t worry, all the politicians involved with the Olympics became multi-millionaires – at YOUR expense.
Thank God we didn’t win it on my watch.
I would never chuck money around like that.
And of course you didn’t have all your expenses claims and receipts shredded before leaving No.10, did you?
3 thousand homes! that todays influx of somali’s housed then!
I think Naughty Naughtie was correct in the first place
http://blogs.telegraph.co.uk/news/author/jamesdelingpole/
EU Kommissar Cameron following orders from Brussells on HS2.
When will the Conservative Party wake up to this Heathite?
Driving HS2 through Tory heartlands will destroy the Tory vote base.
£32 billion pounds on a complete & utter waste of time – why can’t we learn from Japans waste of public money on un-neccessary infrastructure projects? All they did was take money & raw materials from the productive side of the economy & burn it.
Stop hanging about. Build it now
Milibean is at least recognisable but Mrs Bollocks required identification in the speech bubble otherwise I would have had no idea who it is supposed to be.
Once Skid and Mark have got past the stage of drawing recognisable cartoons perhaps they would like to start working on humour because that side of things clearly hasn’t had any attention yet.
I think she is holding that saw thing too high in the air, hold it just below waist level
Who’s the bloke holding the saw?
That’s the grim flipper.
I have been trying but don’t get it. If its page boy Cooper does she really have enough hair for dreadlocks? Perhaps its a play on the black racist themes surrounding Di and Ed, beats me though. Come back Andy Capp.
swampy
Absolute Shite !
Couldn’t have put it better myself…
It’s not that good.
Very poor
I have seen better….. I think
Surely its not another Balls dirty tricks campaign?
I mean, using your wife as an olive branch!
How low can you get?
eh – once again they miss the big story
Bliar and his £8 million – and therefore £2 million tax saving… just how many nurses is that – this could be worse than ashcroft…..
need to milk this teat for all its worth – but the focus on block-ed ?
Don’t forget the 190 families in the UK that have 10+ children, encouraged by a boom in benefits Labour allowed.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2083998/The-190-families-children-60-000-benefits-year.html
I take it that is Mrs Balls in the photo Guido?
If so, its a good one
There is something about Ladyboy Yvette that turns me on. Would you like a teddy bear Yvette?
Woman with a bull horn and a tea cosy on her head talks to a bloke eating a plastic fork
their worst EVER !
they have made this ‘worst ever’ thing an art form
until next week.
They’re shite, but they’re cheap.
Why is the Occupy London protestor holding a saw? And who is the nonentity on the left?
Is the bloke on the left talking with a pеa-green Fawked tongue, perchance?
He is mentioning the name Yvette. Yet I do not see the boy with a toilet brush haircut that usually accompanies such a name..
The foul and the socialist left us at sea
In a leaky and rudderless boat
They spent all our money and thought it was funny
To leave a sarcastic note.
The foul looked back at the country bereft
And smirked at us from afar
Oh, betrayed Britain, There’s no money left
What a bunch of chumps you are
You are –
What a bunch of chumps you are!
You know your rymin lines really are quite good.
It’s epic poetry wot we do ‘ere mate!
Not rymin lines ffs.
*Philistine!
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Did he nick the runcible spoons from No 10 as well?
Er, WTF is “runcible” anyway??
Got a hinged lid on it so your marmalade doesn’t fall of twixt jar and plate.
The Fantasy (Courtesy of Polly Toynbee):
Step aside Superman here comes SuperEd (not to be confused with Superted)
man of steel, impervious to ballots and able to leap the OXO building in
a single bound.
The Reality:
The wheels have come off the Millibandwagon for the last time. There
is no point in trying to repair it because of a design flaw. It’s shit!
You can’t polish a turd !
No, No, little ed is doing a wonderful job *coughs* he’s a real winner *coughs* he is. So he is.
Go get ‘em, ed.
Woop’s, no, the other way ed.
Ha, ha, he’s a boy that ed.
Marcus Brigstock is funnier
my granny’s corpse ic funnier than that c-unt
Funnier to look at, I’ll grant you!
Do you mean Marcus Thick-tw*t
It’s a close run thing.
Whatever New Year Resolutions R&M made, “We shall draw funny cartoons in 2012″ clearly wasn’t one of them…
Thith cannoth be me there ith no birdthit on my thyrup
Is there a prize for guessing what this is about?
unintelligible cartoon . . . must be Monday
Tip for you Guido, any cartoon which relies on one character naming the other so that the audience knows who the second character is supposed to be isn’t well drawn … time you had a word with ‘Rich and Mark’.
Oi! If I couldn’t do that, I’d never get any work.
“Hi. I’m Jon Culshaw, and all my impressions sound like me doing an impression.”
I don’t know – your William Vague is quite good.
Oh – that’s your natural voice?
two words – the second one is “off”
Ah militwit as an alien. I think that’s a bit too close to the truth.
But never mind he’s going to relaunch himself tomorrow (again) and become the most credible politician on the planet. Ho Hum!!
Oh, the shark`s teeth…
Man swallows kinder egg toy confronted my woman carrying set of golf clubs (or are they bagpipes?)
I thought she was holding an oversized alien scimitar and moving in for the kill.
Who is the woman with orange bits in her hair and a robot on her shoulder supposed to be?
Maybe the robot on her shoulder gives a clue – I think that the minisculebrain bullyballs,
Hiyawatha kitted out by slick arms salesman?.
The years change, the day change, but R&M’s Monday “cartoons” never.
What the hell is the green thing poking out of our beloved eddys gob and the thing with the dropped cheeks and the orange and bl a ck hair doesn’t look like the schoolboy, it looks like that Bibby Ribena on ITV news or whatever she’s called.
I thought I recognised the hair as to belonging to Diana Abbot in the days before she was divided and ruled by her MP’s expense account.
Rich and Mark are to art what Hermann Göring was to the Tefutsot.
Seriously, are Rich and Mark ‘Special Needs’ and by publishing their ‘work’ is you doing your bit for charity?
If so, the bloke that painted with his feet was better – and funnier.
That alien has come a long way from my original, hasn’t it?
The scene where it bursts out of Gordon Browns stomach on the floor of the House of Commons was good though.
If you look at the buildings and the river Thames in the background you will see that this is the work of an accomplished artist.
All you naysayers and defilers of artistic creativity are just pathetic.
Nothing like 5 or 6 units of alcohol for breakfast to start the day eh?
Is it the second picture in a spot the differences competition, I make it 900.
It’s not a predator he needs, it’s loopholes.
Tax loopholes ? You can trust my advice.
Rich&Mark,
Them boys must have thick skins that is all I gotta say.
I am the Man of Steel ! The Guy of Grit !!
My latest re-launch will see me
caterpillarcatapult up the opinion polls !Make way for a more able man – me.
http://labs.yougov.co.uk/news/2012/01/09/ed-lessons-history/
Is it anything to do with the NHS ?
Indian consultant with forked tongue meets Maori amazon warrior nurse without her dentures in discussing failed artificial t*t removal.
Rich and Mark’s bestest this year.
Truly unfunny.
I have to say i don’t understand this one.
I see Alan Jonson has thrown his hat into the ring alongside Alistair Darling for the upcoming Liebore leadership contest.
The knives are out for Milibandwagon
D.U.E.M.A. !!
Urban Dic: Oxo Cube
Applies to the insertion of the finger into the vaginal passage with the simultaneous insertion of the thumb in the anus, then a the two digits are massaged together as crumbling an oxo cube.
Perhaps it made Ed’s tongue go green after he spoke at the Oxo tower.
Am I getting warmer?
No wonder Justine delayed the wedding for as long as possible!
I’m fairly broadminded, but sticking your thumb up a lasses bum is surely degenerate behaviour of the worst sort?
As they say,” You learn something new every day.”
Labour are the colorectal surgeons of politics.
Breaking news from the Leveson inquiry.
‘We are now back from our short Christmas break. It is obvious that although the Screws was up to it’s neck in it it is equally obvious that so was the Mirror Group. Piers Moron wouldn’t know the truth if Jeremy Clarkson smashed him in the face with it and Mr Twatson is a grandstanding lump of lard.’
Fuck me, the alarm hasn’t gone off, I’m late.
Kelvin Mackenzie; ‘Print in the sun and you’d get 6 Months, print in the Guardian and you’d get a Pulitzer prize!’
The world has gone mad… who would have thought that this old weeble would be out shoplifting??
Antony Worrall Thompson cautioned for Tesco shoplifting
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-oxfordshire-16465934
The Mail has a more damning report. He was filmed 5 times in 16 days nicking cheese and wine. Apparently times are hard for celebrity cooks.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2084067/Antony-Worrall-Thompson-caught-shoplifting-cheese-wine-Tesco.html
I can only assume he is a tithead, with the cult of celebrity we have in this country everyone would be looking at the ugly old git wandering about the store.
Gone down in my estimation. I thought he’d be a Waitrose person
Who’s the odd bloke on the right supposed to be?
Kelvin McKenzie livening up the Leveson inquiry. He’s asking Leveson questions! He’s also dragging the Gruainard into it at every opportunity. Plus he’s been barracked from the public gallery.
Go Kelv.
Woman on the left is back but she doesn’t seem to be so taken with Kelvin as she was with Hugh Mungo.
Rich and Mark were bound eventually to get SOMEONE’S likeness right. Nobody can be THAT consistently off the “Mark,” as it were…
Then again, it is Ed Miliband they got right, of all people…
Yvette a predator ?? f%$-k I always though she was more of a Dil from the crying game !
Well done, R & M.
Nice allegory.
It’s a crying shame that nobody sussed the “Invasion of the Body Snatchers”, “Quatermass”, “Puppet Masters”, etc fables before the Commies actually took over.
No predator but Ed said i’m to tell you fuck off you Hunt fucker twat bastard arsewipe.
What I’ll never comprehend is why Blair went to Libya with a senior oil executive to help arrange an oil deal when he was PM and then later, when it suited them, the oil company claimed not to be British at all.
So why was the British PM promoting the deal ?
Where’s young Willy B, still not fence checking?
There have been many bad R & M………and here is another.
If R & M were a political leader, who would they be? Devoid of ideas, a bit dim, unfunny even when they try to be, unpopular with many, where all but a few wish they would resign………….