December 15th, 2011

Manoeuvres

No doubt they had a lot to talk about after PMQs…


109 Comments

  1. 1
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    Revenge is sweet eh Ed?

  2. 2
    Qui Bono says:

    I could never do anything like that to my brother. Really is this the sort of clown we want as PM?

    • 27
      Goddess, Empress, Dictator Frau Merkel says:

      I have already reprimanded both the Miliband poodles and instructed them to behave. The Karachi Ed Miliband’s performance yesterday was tragic but so is the EU so he will fit in well.

  3. 4
    Aaron D Highside says:

    Wish I could afford Cafe Nero. Regular socialist hangout?

  4. 7
    David Miliband says:

    I couldn’t possibly comment.

  5. 8
    Jasmin Alibi Cunt says:

    Ahhh that most useful of idiot cu’nts, tirelessly working for his benefits scrounging constituents by briefing a lefty cu’nt mouthpiece….D Milliband

    Why are so many leftist politicians such worthless, self important vermin?

    • 22
      Tom Watson's talking anus says:

      I am a highly valuable member of me community.

      I work tirelessly to attack Tory media, but turn a blind eye to the lies & distortions of the Labour supoorting media

  6. 11
    Anonymous says:

    Mummy Miliband must be very proud.

    • 40
      Loungelizard says:

      Edward, her youngest boy, has been a big disappointment. Apart from winning the Nasal Gargling competition at the age of three he has achieved little else.

      • 79
        W.W. says:

        And the other one has allowed a Cuckoo to lay its eggs in his nest.

        I’m not religious, but maybe him being a Jaffa is a sign that the big fella has had enough of that particular line.

        W.W.

  7. 12
    Spartacus says:

    didn’t they downgrade fingerprints from forensic science to opinion yesterday?
    roll on the same with dna. six thousand million million can be wrong.

  8. 13
    labourunionsbbc we are one says:

    What’s all this Milliband is proposing a vote for a referendum on In or Out.

    Anybody got any more on it?

  9. 16
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    only decent leader i see for Labour is Kate Hoey

    • 38
      I Remember You Hoo says:

      She has principles and as such is automatically ruled out of any senior Labour position. As is Frank Field.

    • 107
      The Golem says:

      The only possible reason I can think of for someone like Kate Hoey being a Labour MP is the lack of an offer of a safe seat from elsewhere. I suppose we all have to make a living.

  10. 21
    Postal Vote says:

    Would Mr Rwansley have notced that quite a few countries including Sweden, Hungary and Czech republic have now distanced themselves from laset weekend’s euro/eu negotiations? I guess so, but would he write about it? No, because Ed will increase the nr of public sector jobs again and all of thm will get advertised in Guardian/Observer and on their website. Labour government has been bankrolling Guardian to an unbelievable degree.

    PS Observer is nothing more than an instruction manual for beeb editors and reporters for the sunday, exlpaining how to spin pro labour, anti conservatives and only in favour of libdems when it simultaneously weakens conservatives and strengthens labour.

    • 24
      Tax Payer says:

      I don’t think I have ever read the Guardian or the Observer. Well, maybe 20+ years ago, if there was nothing else in the JCR.

      Things like that give me a headache.

      • 56
        Anonymous says:

        No worries, you are excused. Just keep paying. Ha Ha Ha.

      • 62
        will says:

        According to the press gazette les and less are reading the guardian

        The Guardian, which increased its cover price to £1.20 on 18 September, was down 16.3 per cent year on year to an average daily sale of 226,473.

        The Daily Telegraph 594,644 ; -8.90 ; -1.53
        The Guardian 226,473 ; -16.30 ; -1.76
        The Times 413,233 ; -11.38 ; -0.95

        as for the observer (it should be renamed the declining readers)

        Independent on Sunday 133,108 ; -11.81 ; 1.65
        The Observer 266,744 ; -15.40 ; -0.60
        The Sunday Telegraph 465,389 ; -7.19 ; -1.38
        The Sunday Times 967,615 ; -8.06 ; -0.04

        So they will be losing even more money despite raising the cover price, as the lefties do not want to pay for it instead browse online instead

        • 98
          Pedant Patrol says:

          Not “less & less” ; fewer & fewer”.
          Grammar

        • 103
          JH says:

          Biggest drop for the Naurgiad. Ha.

          Eat it, yoghurt knitters. Your belief that your opinions are so much more goddamn worthy than those of everyone else sickens me to the core.

      • 90
        bergen says:

        The Observer used to be a really good paper until the Guardian bought it.

    • 91
      Insomniac says:

      World service news continuing to drip poison: proclaiming something about Cameron desperately looking for allies in the eu and Sweden saying he shouldn’t get his hopes up as far as they’re concerned as despite their vacillation, a spokesman affirmed they’d be more likely to vote with the treaty than not. So there!

  11. 23
    Billy Blofeld says:

    Ha! Ha! Guido’s driving the news narrative about the Labour Party……….. I wonder how the BBC will try and defend against this???

  12. 25
    Geoffrey G Brooking says:

    Comeback kid???

  13. 26

    Jacques Chirac guilty of embezzling public funds to illegally finance the party.

    Goes on every day in the UK, under the full protection of law, with Pilgrims.

    • 51
      I Remember You Hoo says:

      Likewise the union modernisation fund. How many hundreds of millions of pounds and how many years, does it take to ‘modernise’ a union?
      Even the French would not dare to introduce such a blatent money laundering operation under cover of law.

  14. 29
    Loungelizard says:

    The Banana photograph destroys any respect the voting public have for D Militwit, in their subconscious he is a buffoon. According to the experts the only way to negate this would be for him to release another photograph with something with sufficient impact to replace the image of the banana. Apparently only the image of a huge penis replacing the banana would do it.

    • 55
      I Remember You Hoo says:

      Or a clip of the scumbag signing the Lisbon Tre*aty on continuous loop with the word ‘traitor’ flashing above.

    • 57
      Sir Aston Martin says:

      Agreed, except for the subconscious bit. Everyone knows he is a craven pillock. He had an open goal with his “challenge” to jgm2′s friend, the Maximum Imbecile, and funked it.

      • 66
        Loungelizard says:

        I can’t stand the woman but Hillary Clinton bitch slapped him neatly over his invite to stay at his country house.

    • 66
      Shakey the Mohel says:

      In his case, already peeled.

  15. 30
    Gordon Brown says:

    I’m ready to step in as leader.

  16. 36
    Hypocrite says:

    Glad to see Ed Milliband is so concerned about Public Sector Jobs that he sacks his own speechwriter before Christmas LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL.

    • 39
      Evil Landlord says:

      One of the versions of what has happened states she was made redundant. This probably means she has received a generous redundancy payment from you and me and then immediately gets re employed by Harriet Hatemen on a generous salary again paid for by you and me – a win win situation for everyone (except you and me ).

      Kerching !

  17. 41
    Passing Cynic says:

    Nice and public in Cafe Nero… A passing cynic might wonder if he is trying very hard to undermine his brother.

    • 45
      bent as a nine bob says:

      would have been even more public in Caffe Nero

      • 48
        Passing Cynic says:

        You’d best pm EyeSpyMP with that gem of pedantry. I am sure they will appreciate it.

        • 63
          Sir Aston Martin says:

          The word is cafe, for sure, pronounced cayf, none of this EU bollocks for us. That’s what I like about English. It’s a huge vacuum cleaner. Ingests allcomers and then spits them out again, properly modified, so that sensible people can pronounce them.

          Caffe indeed. How are you supposed to say that? Bloody foreigners.

        • 72
          bent as a nine bob says:

          see – you can spell things properly when you try.

          • return to bender says:

            Go tell that to Billy.

          • Passing Cynic says:

            I can also capitalise my sentences.

            Anyway, back to the point. They could have had a phone chat, or met in a more private place… but no. Right there for everyone to see. I imagine they both get something from such parading.

  18. 43
    bergen says:

    This power struggle between brothers for the throne seems to belong more to the Wars of the Roses than a modern parliamentary democracy.I don’t think we’ve ever seen it in this country. Austen and Neville Chaamberlain both led the Tory party at different times but they were half brothers (sort of- same famous father and their mothers were sisters) but the peaks of their careers were years apart.

    We deserve better than a Hampstead marxist family vendetta.

    • 109
      Jeff Foxworthy says:

      So the Chamberlain brothers were also first cousins as well? Sounds like one of my “You Know You’re a Redneck, If…” comedy bits!

  19. 46
    Engineer says:

    Well, that’s politics. This battle is so bitter because there is so little at stake.

  20. 60
    David Miliband Is Another B.liar says:

    It is unethical and unwise to have David Miliband as Labour leader. New Labour are in a mess. With Ed Labour moved to the left, if Milibliar becomes leader then its back to style over substance, spin and dishonest, self-serving, nasty politics. Disgraceful.

  21. 61
    Eustace Mullins says:

    I told you so.

  22. 64
    jen ai marre says:

    I’m fed up with courgettes too luv.

  23. 68
    The Last Quango in Paris says:

    now hes looking for policy ideas on facebook:

    Ed Miliband asked: What would you most like to see the Government do this Christmas?

    100 000 jobs for young people, funded by a £2 billion tax on bank bonuses

    Bring forward long-term investment projects like schools, roads and transport

    Reverse the VAT rise now for a temporary period

    —————————————————————————————-

    .

  24. 70
    Cato Street Conspirator says:

    I can’t see why Blunkett can’t be leader. With Blears as deputy. A dream ticket.

    • 83
      annette curton says:

      My dream ticket is Blunketts dog and Larry the cat, but how long until the fur starts to fly.

    • 106
      Fish says:

      Did HMRC ever cash that cheque that Haze waved in front of the cameras? …you know, the one that she was shamed into handing over following her flipping tax avoidance scam. (That’s the same scam employed by the Balls’s although, Yvette (she who knows everything…she who thinks TM should provide parliament, at the drop of a hat, with the full names and dates of birth of every illegal entrant to the UK) can’t remember what she declared as her main residence, and have therefore never paid their dues to the best of my knowledge)

      I only ask because having spent the morning on the phone to the self same HMRC, I find it improbable that they would be able to respond to such an ad-hoc payment – or anything that was outside their stupid effin’ procedures.

      Oh tiny red-headed one, please do tell.

  25. 77
    Anonymous says:

    Lobby for D Milli as much as you like Greedo. He’s still a tory cυnt who should never have been allowed in the Labour Party so don’t waste your money betting on him. Actually, do. Lots of it.

  26. 80
    Gonk says:

    Progressive, investment, in tune with young people,
    too fast too soon, borrow more, repay more, do what
    everyone wants plus VAT, He just doesn’t get it..yawn
    Fuck me sideways, Greeks are on their way, anyone else heard ?

    • 89
      Passing Cynic says:

      Somebody just posted that on Facebook, but deleted – what have you heard?

      • 101
        Gonk says:

        Phone call simply saying Greeks Euro exit and on their own again.
        Suggest Thursday afternoon froth and static.

  27. 93
    Jeremy Kyle-Help my brother is back stabber. says:

    Welcome to the show. Today we examine Brotherly backstabbing. These men are brothers and both have stabbed each other in the back in order to be leader of an unpopular Party. So Ed stabs David in the back first to become leader and then David stabs Ed in the back to remove him from power so he can take his place. You both should be ashamed of yourselves. If you can stab each other in the back. What makes you think the electorate will trust any of you not to stab them in the back? You both should be ashamed of yourselves. Get off my show. I do want see your faces again. Put down the blades and get of my stage. Ed you go left and David you go right. Now go! *audience* Boos

  28. 95
    Last but not least said says:

    The best quip I’ve ever seen on this blog………… Bless you !


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