Another Tory MP Snaps At Speaker
Keith Simpson has been gloriously indiscreet in a post PMQs chat with the Standard’s Craig Woodhouse:
“I do not have any time for the man. He has got a tin ear. He doesn’t know when to intervene or not… He comes out with these appalling cliches, all this business about ‘the public don’t like it, I don’t like it’, but I’m pretty sure my 88-year-old mother is sitting in front of the TV screaming that she does like it. (Burns) would happily take the rap but for once it wasn’t him. He picked on old Burnsy, who tends to be a serial offender, but in fact it wasn’t Burns – it was one of the younger lads standing to Burns’s left. I said to him, it’s like a man who is always speeding up and down the M11 and then gets caught when he is not driving. That’s life. It’s much easier to pick on a man who is a serial offender… Every time the Speaker interferes and leaps up and down he tends to bring out the worst in me.”
There’s even a Huhne joke for good measure. Simpson joins a growing list of Tory MPs willing to break cover and say out loud what many more of them are discuss privately. You might think that the mulled wine has been flowing all morning…
even Mick was a better person for the job compared to Bercow.
Bring back the sainted Betty!
By the way, what’s Bercow like in that new Gervaise comedy series?
Haven’t seen it yet.
Steady on, don’t get too carried away..
Coool moniker, man. *Ppuufffff*
+1
There was a time when a runt would be drowned in a bucket of water…… oh happy days
The idiot Berk should go! Trouble is that I think that’s what he is angling after. Where to go, kicked to the Lords, so he can sit on his arse and collect without doing anything? Get sent to Euroland as another trougher. My best suggestion is to the Tower, then throw away the key.
Suggest the Eiffel Tower;then throw him off.
After gingering-up Dave by calling an uninterrupted line of Eurosceptics in last week’s PMQW’s, I don’t think squeaker would be well received in Brussels.
Give Bercow to the frogs, he can be Sarcos body double. Now what to do with Sally slag?
Frank Field for Speaker. He’s a grand old liberal, after all.
where’s Billy… on the loo?
s**t!
hahahahahahahahaha
Full marks for trying
“but I’m pretty sure my 88-year-old mother is sitting in front of the TV screaming that she does like it.”
Game girl. What is she watching?
In a word, the speaker and his wife are – classless.
Who cares what MPs think? He’s there to keep them in order, not pander to them.
Not surprising. Labour should have expected this when they installed Bercow as Speaker, simply because they knew it would piss off the Tories.
He demeans an ancient and noble office, and drags the whole political establishment even further into the depths. Which, admittedly, is difficult, given the lows to which it has sunk.
And after he achieves that his wife drags in down to yet another level.
Here I am !
I was sitting an exam the other day when I realised that all the people involved within the questions had foreign names. It’s disgusting, I didn’t see a single British name.
Anyway, I still think I passed that Criminal Law exam.
Ah!! This moderation system is as thick as pig excrement. How can we be expected to comment on an article about the spe@ker without being able to write spe@ker! ??
Try woofer instead.
Bercow = little farty c.u.n.t. Hope he & his smelly wife come to a really horrible end [soon].
Steady on there, ’tis the season of peace and goodwill to all.
No goodwill to that little T.U.R.D…
The man has no class or in fact respect for the traditions that are inherent in his position. In short, he p1sses me off even more than the Eds.
A port side rectal licker ……
Or in full nautical terms – A port side aft lapper.
I think you’ve just shivered me timber…
“Another Tory Lashes out at the Speaker”
Is this also another George Osborne joke
An educated man wouldn’t say ‘the public don’t like it.’
Grammar is the least of his worries…
at least he’s a looker. I bet he doesn’t go short of cun*t.
Yes. Except I fear that some of the time it’s his wife’s.
Mither Thspeakerth my betht fwend
testing
He’s an extra from Wind in the Willows.
My names Billy and I’ve got a 10 foot w i lly
I showed to the girl next door
She though it was a sname
And hit with a rake
And, like the spe@ker, it’s only 5 foot 4
Pissed as a fart, mate. Well done that man.
My first names Billy
Ive a ten foot Willy
Which I showed off to my mum again
She thought it was a snake
So she hit it with a rake
But tell me what the fucks a “sname”?
My name is also Billy (Bowden is the greatest umpire ever !) but my wi lly is only 3 inches. Its very sad, I p1 ss on my own (Ed) Balls.
Poor Serbian Christian minority in Kosovo getting fucked by the EU g-est’ap=po and this is all youve got to talk about
Just found a link….. thanks.
http://www.washingtonpost.com/world/europe/russian-convoy-carrying-aid-for-kosovo-serbs-blocked-by-us-soldiers/2011/12/14/gIQAMhgetO_story.html
Bloody EU involved in another game of silly buggers. so a load of apparatchiks refusing to declare northern Serbia a disaster area is sufficient reason to stop an aid convoy carrying humanitarian aid to fellow orthodox christians. no argument about the convoy manifest, just, you haven’t asked us please properly. Huhnes, the lot of them.
let’s hope the cun*ts all kill each other – at least that means they won’t be over here killing us.
There was an old poster named Billy
Whose comments were never that silly.
He won the cap comp
Went off on a romp
With leather-boys, and lost his lilly.
Mr Speaker Bercow
Google : Define an English person
and there you have him.
And many many more of our Honourable Members.
If the Speaker shut up and stopped whaffling, full of his over inflated self importance there would probably be time for another 30 questions.
Bercow Go!
Is this the same Keith Simpson MP who has been caught speeding, been fined, reoffended then banned?
Going by the photo, that’s Captain George Mainwaring surely.
If anyone should shut the f*ck up, is that scrounging, attention seeking wife of his. He should being telling her to zip it.
Even funnier, check out Keith Simpson in his earlier incarnation (circa 1991) as military historian on the Channel Four ‘After Dark’ discussion programme. One of the guests includes a suitably pissed Oliver Reed, whose interjections are priceless.
Enjoy…
http://www.washingtonpost.com/world/europe/russian-convoy-carrying-aid-for-kosovo-serbs-blocked-by-us-soldiers/2011/12/14/gIQAMhgetO_story.html
The Yanks really are a bunch of bullies. Remember it was they who through the UN initially refused to describe the Rwanda massacres as genocide