Rich & Mark’s Monday Morning View
Reform the House of Lords | Nigel Farage
Labour Members Don’t Believe Ed Can Be PM | Rafael Behr
How China Bought Britain | London Loves Business
Why Dave Shouldn’t Check His Twitter | Buzzfeed
Young People Getting More Libertarian | ConHome
How to Write a Dan Hodges Column | Left Foot Forward
Politicians Made This Mess | Douglas Carswell
Magna Carta – Walking in King John’s Footsteps | Anna Raccoon
How to Stop Reckless Bankers | Guido Fawkes
Tories Double Younger Support | Guardian
Public Prefers Boris to Dave | Times
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Andrew Pierce on Ed Balls…
“Porky Shadow Chancellor Ed Balls sweet-talked guests at a fund-raising dinner by saying if he wasn’t a politician, he would be a chef. That’s not surprising, since he was accused of cooking the Treasury books when he was Gordon Brown’s boot boy.”
UKIP Official Policy Dept says:
Bloody foreigners, coming over here taking all our twitter followers
Ken Livingstone’s book: More mentions of Zionism than TfL.
http://www.borisbacker.com/2011/12/12/kens-book-more-mentions-of-zionism-than-tfl/
What is Piers doing on an ass and why is Prescott dressed like a fairy?
Or is it Anne Widdicombe? Or Les Dawson?
Nah. It’s Prezza. Look at the tits…
Best suited job Clegg ever had!
Cameroon, went up in my opinion. We can stop building windmills now and reduce VAT. . Get rid of Maternity leave.. that will reduce house prices and my Council TAX as I have been supporting the Public sector Female gender to have as many kids as they like while I pay for them, as well as the benefits for the uninformed Voters to support the STATE.
Defnately Anne Widficombe. I bet those tights are at least 400 denier.
Alas ineffective against a red hot poker
Definitely Anne Widdecombe. Although what she has to do with Europe is a mystery to me. Still, at least I recognised one of the characters without the benefit of a sash with their name on it. And I know from experience that is supposed to be Cameron and I can figure out that the horses arse is Clegg so, all in all, a good Monday as regards the weekly ‘guess the names’ competition.
Guido should offer a prize to the person who guesses most of the drawings correctly.
Widdy is currently in Panto, chaps, so Rich ‘n Mark have scored a rare success in the recognisability stakes.
Miliband is the horse’s arse. I have no idea about the R&M cartoon though.
If that’s Angela Merkel, it’s unnecessarily cruel to give her a ‘tache.
Shouldn’t the words from the horse’s arse be in French?
He’s a Dutchman
It does not pay to look at Rich and Mark’s cartoons with an analytically artistic eye.
Otherwise that brown thing could not possibly be a tail attached, as it is, to that point.
The head looks like a moose rather than a horse.
Maybe you ought to steppe out a bit more?
Hahahah… Cameron in front and the arse is Clegg, and putting Ann in there as she is doing panto was a stroke of genius.
Definitely the best Monday Morning view this year!
I think it is Frau Merkel, not Lord Prescott, but anyone could make that mistake.
Ken Livinngstone has written a book? LOL!
Is it going to overtake gordon’s ‘Crash..’ in popularity?
Didn’t the fucking deluded imbecile take to giving away e-copies of his risible book ‘Why the Crash Had Nothing To Do With Me and Is Everybody Else’s Fault’ in an effort to ‘sell’ more than Blair.
Indeed he did.
Did it work? Fuck no. He couldn’t even give his book away.
Simple demographics. There are more Muslims in London than there are J*e*w*s in Golder’s Green.
Vince Cable is a donkey
Well the only really recognisable character ( vaguely) is the one at the head of the donkey, Cammers, the female I would guess is Frau Merkle and the arse of the donkey Clegg still in the back half of the donkey suit ( a very danerous place if the front legs break wind.
If the front of the donkey is Cameron, back has to be Osborne. Osborne always covers Cameron’s ass, he never let anyone else.
It’s not the Ferkel woman, it’s Ann Widdecombe who is appearing in pantomime (Snow White and the 7 Dwarves in Dartford)
Hurray! I got three out of three. Four out of four if you include the horse.
Where’s me prize Guido?
Reserve dwarves for the Panto – on standby: Bercovitch & Sarkovsky.
Vince Cable is a donkey’s arse!
Steady on there……. donkeys will be furious at that comment and rightly so!
no its Nick a centsorearse
I am appalled, nay more surprised that, that pillar of moral rectitude, Clegg is still in position as Deputy Prime Minister of Britain. I would have thought with his horror at the dastardly machinations of his senior, that he would have resigned in high dudgeon .
But no, that would surely consign him to the dung-heap of all EU quislings.
I deny that we FibDems are desperate to cling onto power and that we have cast aside our principles in order to remain at the top table.
ditto Vince Cable. It would seem that Lib-Dems prefer the trappings of Office rather than following their principles.
The trappings of office are only part of it. It is the troughing that counts. Since we came to power I have been given Chairmanship of a Parliamentary Committee, another £12K a year, and am making twice as many, as previously, visits to Eastern Europe for sex, for the most tenuous and unjustifiable reasons. Boaz.
I am back on Sky News being interviewed about the veto at this moment. This is part of my rehabilitation which has been accelerated to placate Nick Clegg after last week’s fallout. Back in the Cabinet soon, you heard it here first.
Lib Dems cannot leave the coalition.
They are faced with years of oblivion if they do.
Their supporters believe that their leaders actions are treason.
So – push the boat out and see how far we can we can go.
you’ll fit in so well David darling.
The same could be said for the entire last Labour Government.
‘This…err…war Tony…they do really have WMD ready to launch in 45 minutes don’t they…’
‘Technically no … but I had the chaps at M15 write this ‘briefing’ so we can now claim that we believed that they did…’
[Labour Cabinet checks salary of back bench MP and Cabinet MP]
‘Fine by us Tony…’
Unfunny and badly drawn.
Speak for yourself.
Oh, you were.
It is potentially funny. But spoiled by being badly – the youf might even say ‘randomly’ drawn.
Any chance Widdecombe could turn Cameron into a toad?
That could happen under a Liebour administration, yes. Remember that Gordon and Ed Balls turned Gold into euros.
Is the fairy godmother John Prescott or Ann Widdecombe?
Les Dawson
Mischa B?
as good as ever
I actually got the joke, but surely the Widdicombe woman has retired.
I think it is supposed to be Frau Merkle or is it Merkel?
Merkin
Apparently she really is appearing in pantomime in Kent over Christmas.
certainly is.
went to see it on Friday, and she was mildly funny.
I think its rediclous that you cant use the word black now.
I have a black dog, not a fucking African Labrador
On mornings this week Billy?
Quite so, none so queer as the PC brigade
With your spelling, Billy, you don’t know how to use most words.
First it was Black Friday, then came Kwanzaa and then Black History Month.
If we’re not careful, they’ll steal the entire calendar!
Experts predict deeper recession for Britain.
Does that mean that Rich & Mark will be laid off?
Not all bad news then.
Be careful what you say, G might the his girls to to the “cartoons”.
to do
And “might the his”??
Bleeding phones and not checking, sorry, sorry, sorry.
Prezza looks almost fetching in a tutu. (or have I missed out an ‘l’ somewhere?)
Experts predicted the Millenium Bug, Paris to host the 2012 Olympics and Wind Farms that would collect electricity in the wind.
Like this?
http://news.stv.tv/scotland/west-central/286170-wind-turbine-bursts-into-flames-as-hurricane-force-winds-hit-scotland/
You don’t need to be a fucking expert to predict a deeper recession. Did any sane person really think that the problem of ten years of borrowing and squandering had been solved by… borrowing another 300bn quid and printing 200bn quid? 500bn quid to produce 0.1% growth? Hurrah! We’ve solved the recession!
Seriously – who are these fucking imbeciles? Do they vote? They do?
We are so fucked.
The rump of government becomes a little hoarse.
Not sure about the Merkel / Widdicombe fairy but Nick’s wish that Dave would be transformed into a frog has fallen on deaf ears.
Cameron cannot be changed into a Frog but Calamity Clegg would be an easy conversion.
I wish the BBC would come off the fence for once and tell us;
Do they hate the Tories?
Are they keen on the EU?
It;s difficult to tell
Steve they are being neutral for a change, just reporting what’s going on so that you can form your own opinion
cleggie as the backend of a donkey LOL!
but why is prezza a short fat fairy?
For my next magic trick,
I’ll need a condom and a volunteer
Iam really getting pissed off with the BBC and Britain being “isolated” from Europe, time to change their name to the EBC and get rid of the licence fee.
They should be allowed to say what they like, but each presenter and commentator should have a caption saying exactly what their salary is at the BBC and by how much the BBC has been susidised by the E*, the taxpayer or some other foreign power or looney green lobby group
Ah Sweet. What every girl wants for Christmas. My little phoney.
Tony is not there!
David Laws is all over the news channels this morning. Vince cable’s replacement?
Hasn’t he got some criminal matter still hanging over him? Or is that Chris Huhne. I can’t keep up?
None of them are clean .
Laws did wrong but was less of a trougher than many – he could legitimately have clamed much more if he had been open about his sexuality – I think in comparrison to Huhne or Cable he would be a significant improvement
He’s going to be the fairy on top of the Downing Street Christmas tree.
I hope the older boys share him nicely.
I think they think people have fogotten, let them do it and wait the the c r a p to hit the fan, it will.
Cameron rides into a hero’s welcome.
Copycat version available on BBC Parliament from 3.30pm.
Anyone got an up-to-date mod. trigger words list?
Possible meanings of the verb “to clegg”?
He’s not behind you!
I think I recognize the pantomime but why is Prescott in a tutu and such strange footwear?
You, sir, appеar to be a bad egg.
A mistake my dear pussy. The sulphurous stink emanates from Dave.
Ge probably he thinks if Charlie can have so many names so can he
That’s ripe, coming from a member of the nine lives species.
I might have visons but at least I understand what I see in them. Is it supposed to be Eric Pickles because I don’t think the tits are big enough?
Frankly, this cartoon beggars belief.
As my TUC script has not yet arrived, I will be responding at greater length later.
Me too.
Ooo look, it’s Les Dawson.
And Larry Greyson.
Back from the dead for Christmas.
How nice!
OH YES IT IS !
fuck off you un funny pair of gay Labour butt fuckers !
If 80% of the British public agree , Then it’s in the public interest
Now feck off back to your primary school art class !
Sorry – that’s called democracy and is not allowed in the EU. Mind you, it will not even be considered in the UK.
A week ago i couldn’t stand Cameron
and i said he was “Do nowt Dave ”
After Friday he is now a Man amongst Men
A man who for the first time since we joined this hideous club
i said i would never vote for him again
but he has suprised me by the vito and i take back most of what i said
but only on condition that he does not start to back track and make concessions
we have never had a better chance of getting out of this mess
so lets carry on on our own road to recovery
once the rest of the world realise that they can deal with us without all the eu red tape and bull shit we will prosper !
You have been fooled by the whole charade.
You need to look ahead to see what they are plotting. Cameron & the EU leaders will make up & he will sign something, but he will claim it doesnt need a referendum !
Yjey play the long game, while you the dozy public play the short game.
R5 debate – debate between sceptic and europhoile ~ 9.25
Sceptic – nonsense – have you ever run a business
Europhile – Yes
Sceptic – What
Europhile – Erm – well I er run a think tank
A bit off script for bBBC – but a good chuckle
That has to be little Ed in the rear
after all , who else could you get to play “the horses arse”?
Is it a horse?
If I were to screw my eyes up and look at it with my head on one side it could look like a horse if was high.
If it is a horse, who is the horse’s ass?
Why is John Prescott playng the fairy?
Dumbed down BBC.
Former Foreign Secretary David Miliband has denounced David Cameron’s decision to veto a new EU treaty as a “foolish” move that could relegate Britain to the sidelines of Europe for 20 years.
Cameron “foolish” and Miliband thinks Europe will still be around in 20 years
Yeah. What a fucking shame. We won’t be paying ‘em 28bn quid a year so we’re ‘relegated to the sidelines.’
And this differs from paying ‘em an additional 28bn quid a year and being ignored anyway? How?
As I’ve said before – the 28bn quid is bad enough but the principle of allowing them to create such a tax in the first place is even more of a danger. What did VAT start out at? 5%? 10%? 12.5%? I honestly can’t remember. I do know it’s 20% now though. Same with this so-called Tobin Tax. Once the idea of the tax is in place it then become much easier to just increase it. By Qualified Majority Voting no doubt. Double it. Treble it. What do the Euro*pe*ans care? They’re not the ones who’ll be paying it.
When do we get a rebate for being ‘marginalised’ ?
Take the 28bn off the Scottish budget and give it to the Europ*eans. After all Salmond wants to be in the EU. He just doesn’t want to be in the UK.
Give him a bit of a taste of the reality of how he’ll be treated by his Europ*ean partners. After all – the really big casualties of the banking world are both Scottish. How would he like it to have RBS and HBoS taxed out of existence by an opportunist and vengeful Europe.
Still. They’ll still have their windfarm economy to fall back on.
Purrr. Puss in boots. My favourite panto.
Must go now, since my share of the deficit has risen by another quid during the last 2 hours, as a responsible Public Service Worker I must have another coffee and a little nap before I resume my Financial Awareness Training.
One of the voice bubbles is not coming from precisely the correct area.
Who’s stolen my blank sheet of paper ??
It’s right there Ned. It’s new technology. It’s a ‘stealth’ piece of blank paper. Not only has it got nothing written on it but you can’t even see the paper now.
I still can’t understand why the Irish, having kicked-out the ‘oppressive’ British are now happy to be oppressed by the Germans? Is it a case of ‘cutting off your nose to spite your face’?
I don’t think so. Why on earth would you think that?
They are happy to be bailed out by their mates in Euroland and the Bank of England.
Try this for an explanation – Ireland is full of 2 million thick, scrounging pikeys.
Sadly the UK is filled with about 20 million thick, scrounging pikeys.
They’d rather due under the oppressive Germans than admit that the UK is their only hope.
Fuck them. Why the UK continues to protect the miserable Hunts is beyond me. …and tell them to fuck off with the Olympic Flame.
Cleggy’s assumes the EU is a good thing, it is not, they have not had their own financial books signed off by the auditors for about 17 years.
Cameron has stood on the dockside waving off the Titanic, with Merkel and Sarkozy tucked up in bed in the bridal suite.
I rather think Sarkozy would be tucked up with Carla Bruni. Kudos at least on that level.
Merkel I can well understand would be delighted to be tucked up with anything with a pulse.
Once Berlusconi had called Angela ‘ una culona inchiavibile’ http://bit.ly/oeyZNs
his fate was sealed and the Germans just turned off the money tap….
The LibDems of course haven’t the bottle to walk away from their ministerial cars and perks and put their case for surrendering Sovereignty to the EU(aka Franco-German Axis)before the electorate……
Anyone seen Billy?
mid morning pillow bite
Has wavy davy done enough to stop the haemorrhaging of grass-roots Tories to UKIP?
Interestingly Nigel Farage has condemned the veto as bad for business. Seems like damage limitation, as he goes on to say that only OUT is good enough.