Displaying some brass-neck worthy of her lover, Guido understands that Carina Trimingham, with Huhne, turned up to a meeting last night for victims of tabloid intrusion. She must have known by last night that the broadsheet Times were going for her, and rightfully so. They’ve got hold of an email job application that abuses her relationship with the troubled Secretary of State in order to further her career … as a lobbyist:
She got a job…
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Nigel Farage hits the nail on the head:
“This olive oil ban was virgin on the ridiculous.”
Ned Flanders – Clegg
Lisa Simpson – Natalie Bennett
Milhouse – Hilary Benn
Martin Prince – Andy Burnham
Edna Krabappel – Luciana Berger
Crazy Cat Lady – Glenda jackson
Comic book guy – John Prescott
Carl – Chucka
Lenny – Philip Hammond
Willie – Eric joyce
Poochie – Gordon Brown
Reverend Lovejoy – Tony Blair
Have they no shame?
no
David Cameron in £140,000 land deal with lobbying boss
David Cameron is facing questions over his purchase of land neighbouring his Oxfordshire home from the chief executive of one of Britain’s biggest public relations and lobbying companies.
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/politics/david-cameron/8908429/David-Cameron-in-140000-land-deal-with-lobbying-boss.html
Cast Iron Dave is as bent as the rest of them
Why? He bought some land from his neighbour.
never trust a bird named after a Toyota.
Hopefully, she’ll have to edit it to “I have excellent contacts with convicted fraudsters” soon?
Beat me to it!
@ Austin – are we related, perchance?
Is a Trimingham 4WD?
What – Trimingham?
I have excellent contacts with Ed & Yvette Balls
she’s been handling a very public affair.
Is it me or is she really very very not pretty? It’s the enormous jaw bone, and the fact that she looks like a very ugly man in drag.
Is Sally Bercow a wise woman?
Tory MP weeps over discovery that his Brazilian wife is £70-a-time suburban prostitute
Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1309280/Tory-MP-Mike-Weatherley-discovers-wife-Carla-70-time-prostitute.html#ixzz1eWGKbOJf
Antiques Roadshow would make me cry more
The Antiques Roadshow is where she belongs.
A bit cheap?
Have you seen her picture?
Ah, yes. I see what you mean.
Does anyone have her telephone number and does she have any daughters?
70 quid seems a bit cheap. Not that she’s much of a looker.
I would. Let her know that the Daily Mail has my number.
Ah yes. Hugh. But getting blow by some ugly faced crack ho is your ‘regular’. And then getting caught and put on TV.
But of course now you are a moral guardian cos some nob from the tabloids once listened to your answerphone allegedly.
No shame at all, you know what they say “Birds of a feather flock together”
I suppose you could say they are both a match made in heavenEEEEEell – that last word, if you weren’t from the generation which used teleprinters, reads Hell.
David Cameron in £140,000 land deal with lobbying boss
David Cameron is facing questions over his purchase of land neighbouring his Oxfordshire home from the chief executive of one of Britain’s biggest public relations and lobbying companies.
Lord Chadlington has long-standing links to Mr Cameron and donated £10,000 to him personally to fund his 2005 run for the Conservative leadership. He has donated more than £60,000 to the party since then. His company has donated a further £30,000 in the past three years.
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/politics/david-cameron/8908429/David-Cameron-in-140000-land-deal-with-lobbying-boss.html
“Man buys land of nieghbour shocker”
If you want to buy land next to your home, you have to buy it off the owner, whoever they are?
Even if it was Landlord Blair?
This deeply disturbing news is reminiscent of Andy Coulson. We will be featuring it in our unbiassed news every half hour.
Even by the DT’s standards of trivia, this is pretty pathetic. If the land was indeed valued independently and Call Me Dave paid the going rate for it, this has all the makings of yet another silly non-story from this once readable paper.
Why has the Telegraph lurched left? Not that I mind!
They need to bring back Conrad Black. The Mailygraph’s turned to shit since he departed.
I have it on good authority that Conrad will come back fighting, wielding his samurai sword of righteousness, and put to flight the pestilential army of pygmies, backbiters, and jealous naysayers who have tried – and miserably failed – to bring this titan of rectitude low.
Either that or he’s totally fucked and will end up on a park bench drinking White Lightning. Take your pick.
I expect he’s bought it so that if his Government’s “reform” of planning goes through, he’ll be able to build a lot of houses (boxes made out of ticky-tacky) on it.
On the other hand, he may just wish to build some very inexpensive “affordable housing” for his beloved constituents, at his own expense, and in his Hug-a-Hoodie Dave the Philanthropist persona.
Boxes made out of ticky-tacky …. God, that’s a real goldie oldie.
If she has learnt how Parliament and Whitehall works why was she foolish enough to send an email that not only incriminates herself but also the Liberal ministers and Peers?
You are forgetting, C for A, that the prerequisite for joining the political class in this country – apart from the ability to lie through one’s teeth of course – is the complete abandonment of the common sense with which one was born.
The Gravey Train in Politics. Isn’t it great when the whole western economic free capitalist market is in free fall, due to the Profligate Politicians, and all they can think of is covering their RAT whiskers with cream, sucked from the Public Purse. How much more borrowing are these C–ts going to leverage up on our children.
If their salaries came with a perfomance realtion. They would all be bankrupt as they have bankrupt the country.
The Fraudster Political Elite.
The marriage wrecker Carina
Got drunk on night of Retsina
When she came round
In her bottom she found
The exhaust from her Morris Marina
Selohesra for Poet Laureate!
Schrödinger’s cat for arsehole of the year.
I should know!
There once was a fake Billy Bowden
Who climbed to the top of Mount Snowdon
Strong winds blew away
His silly toupee
So he covered up by nailing a toad on
Beautiful.
Telegraph piece on this now clicking through to a malicious website warning (using Norton, anyway)…
Come on who is really surprised here? Limp-Dumbs and corruption go together, it’s always been that way.
Well she was ahrdly going to go onto page 3 was she?
We are looking at you Mrs. Bercow!
has she fucked ALL her contacts in the Lib dems?
Good point, as she does swing both ways.
A giver or taker ?
Guido, I think you have the wrong picture up, you seem to have put up a picture off “Hayley” from Coronation street (The one who had a sex change and married “Roy” ) .
It would take a brave man to mount her!
She’s gorgeous, like Angela Eagle, but I’m off Mrs Balls now she’s washed her hair and started wearing lippy and blusher.
This pair have the potential to be even more sordid and money grubbing that even the Blairs.
you’re forgetting the balls’s/coopers who claimed double housing allowance and expenses
That was perfectly acceptable – it was done by Socialists and therefore purified.
If the Boy is likely to lead labour in the future, I am confident that its troughing history will be continually referred to.
No where nears as bad as the Bliars, amuters in comparison………..
I like you.
‘You can use my contacts’: Huhne’s girlfriend boasted of having access to ministers
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2065008/Huhnes-girlfriend-boasted-having-access-ministers.html
And soon she’ll have access to ex-ministers !
Would she prefer access to sex-minister?
I only found out today that Huhne ran for the party leadership a few years ago.
That was a close call – imagine him as deputy PM. Mind you, I doubt the LibDims would have got many votes last year with him at the helm, so I suppose the GE results would have been rather different.
I hope Kate takes Cuddle cat with her today. I would hate to think he had been left all alone at home.
Jeez. Grow up.
Fuck off.
You are probably in the wrong place. Try mums net or GMTV.
I thought it was only Jerry ‘my mate’s brother is the PM’ giving evidence?
And that is relevant how?
Oh do fuck off!
The suggestion is they had privileged access to Gordon Brown who, shall we say, pulled a lot of strings for them.
Google it. It’s not a straightforward case.
‘fraid its a lot more straightforward than these internet loons make out. When the actual files are read, most of the disinformation which appeared in the press seems to have originated from the PJ.
Sorry, but this is just another very sad case and the parents should be awarded the same level of sympathy as the Dowlers.
Yeh. You often get guilty people petitioning the government in order to allow Scotland Yard to review their own crime, don’t you? Oh wait – its a double bluff. Lunatics.
”Sorry, but this is just another very sad case and the parents should be awarded the same level of sympathy as the Dowlers.”
Oh do fuck off Gerry, no one else leaves their fucking kids in a strange room alone in a foreign land to go get fucking pissed and have orgies.
I know what happened!
“Cameron calls on Ed Miliband to take over as Prime Minister”
David Cameron has done the decent thing and finally taken the refund and decided to fuck off.
What colour is the sky on your planet?
Christ how to make a difficult situation into a full blown crisis….making Ed Prime Minister….you would hear the sound of Sterling crashing from outta space
Are you suggesting Milimong and his Dimtastic Duo, Ballsup and Chuckup, would not enjoy the confidence of the markets?
Cab for hire!
Bike for hire?
I say you oik, wiff-waff orf, I do the bikes in this town!
Good Lord she looks like a man.
Of course she sued the Mail when Richard Littlejohn described her as a “comedy lesbian from central casting”
Did she win her case? I would have thought not since Littlejohn was only expressing an opinion.
That is an odd one. There is absolutely nothing on Google to say what the outcome was. But how can you sue someone for what they think you look like?
One thing’s for certain. Everyone now knows she’s a comedy lesbian from central casting.
One eye; Scottish born; idiot. Just an opinion…
that was not libel.
Walks like a duck…
Talks like a Jock
But you all promised me jobs!
Thats a bloke with lipstick on…………
I’m not sure who is the most unpleasant looking, Vicky Pryce or this Trimmingham dyke.
You wouldn’t make Huhne head of recruitment for a lap dancing club would you?
He can come and work in my boy’s lap dancing clubs in Portsmouth, if he loses his seat. Boaz.
Is there something wrong with Huhne’s eyesight or does he like the look of a man in his women?
Yesterday it was Sex-Toy Sally, today it’s Conniving Carina. Which of the political low-life that now infests this country is next I wonder?
My wife does not need artificial assistance. Not everything about me is small.
Scissors cut, then, swinger and now cozening crony.
Westminster deserves and is bulwarked with people of peccancy, such are it’s immaculate standards.
Did you mean,”piquancy”?
indeed.
Did you mean “its”?
Hmm typo soz.
She’s a deadringer for that plonker Rodney, in ‘Only Fools and Horses’
Alright Dave?
CARINA TRIMINGHAM
http://www.midas-training.co.uk/carinatrimingham.html
One assumes she would have used the most flattering photograph she could find.
Note the phrase “As a result, she has an impeccable knowledge of Parliamentary process and procedures.”
If this is the standard of her accuracy then no one in their right minds would touch her with the proverbial barge-pole.
I wouldn’t employ her she’s on the f’ucking phone all the time.
I wouldn’t employ her either, you simply cannot trust these PR types…
If thats the case, why did she use a picture of a horse?
W.W.
And not a particularly nice looking horse at that.
W.W.
I think you are being rather unkind to horses there WW.
UU. UU.
Jeeeeeesus, do you mind? I’ve just had breakfast.
Thats Miss Jones
“As a communications consultant, she has had a
diverse range of clients from political parties
and charities to celebrities and TV shows.”
Indeed!
Well I am sure it is used for charming a martini
Two words come to mind:
1. Stupid
2. Bent
How much is each correct, I wonder?
The ‘e’ should be an ‘I’.
Two words? “Fuck” and “off” in your case.
The quality of the trolling is really going down hill – I blame 13 years of Labour education
Ooh get you!
Oh fuck. Anyone got any good ideas for burying climategate II?
More cookery programmes?
More antiques?
It’s time the government had an enquiry into the marxist BBC and Guardian for misleading the British public over cuts.
We need to hold it on the basis of “It’s socially irresponsible for these media outlets to distort and withold facts”
If they can quiz the Murdochs over alledged phone hacking, they must quiz the the BBC, Sky, Guardian and Mirror for damaging the economy and misleading the public, which, in my opinion, is a far more serious crime!
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/debate/article-2064979/The-great-cuts-lie-The-unions-BBC-wail-public-spending-cuts-fact-Britains-debt-increasing.html
BBC Breakfast News is a total embarrassment, more like Blue Peter at it’s worst.
The people are not journalists.
Those two c unts on the sofa put me in a bad mood for the rest of the day.
What bias?
Wibble.
lols
So that’s where Heffer disappeared to!
Quite a revealing article.. revealing in the low IQs of Daily Wail readers. “And this boys and girls is a deficit. A deficit is different to a debt, because.. stop me if I’m going to quickly for you..”
I bet Heffer’s regretting the move.
A typo. Obviously.
Balls doesn’t know the difference.
I see Italy hold about a third of their debt in gold reserves, pity we don’t. If Silvio’s a clown what does that make Brown and Ed?
Gold?
Why, what happened to ours ??
What does that make Brown and Ed?
It makes Britain has been thoroughly ‘Browned’
Don’t forget….It WAS the “right” thing to do…sell Gold at the bottom of the market…people should have realised that Brown hadn’t the first fucking clue when he thought up this cunning wheeze as soon as he became Chancellor in 1997…it was all downhill from then on in……..
And don’t forget, he pre-announced the sale, just to forewarn everyone that the markets were going to be flooded with gold, driving down the price.
And the sale was against all advice Brown was given. All advice except for one little voice in his ear.. Shadow Chancellor Ed Balls’s little voice.
I suppose the natural looks of Carina explains why Huhne thinks Wind farms are things of beauty.
Penny drop? Drop my knickers?
Rape! Rape! I’m being figuratively raped!
Oh why am I the target for men’s obsessions? Just because I’m a grade A looker!
{in left wing circles..i’m considered the hottie! And i hold carina up to prove my point.}
All lefty bints are ugly, it’s in their genes. One day they will find a cure for such damaging views.
Thinking of Mr climate change!
Climategate 2: Hacked emails released
It goes on hahaha
She forgot to mention how minging she is in that email.
Miliband picked the Postie as Shadow Chancer as Balls was a nasty c*nt. Postie could count so he had to call for Balls. He is still a nasty c*nt but is trying not to be by saying he cries at shit TV programmes. Do they they believe we were born yesterday? Even the thicko callers to 5 liars think he’s a nasty c*nt
Well fuck my old boots !
The FTSE is weaker than my bladder right now
Market Data Wed, 23 Nov 2011 10:33 GMT
Market Name Current Value Movement Change
FTSE 100 5165.98 – -40.84
It’s down 0.9%.
Putting it 263 points higher than at the start of October.
Par for the course, shameless and brazen self interest.
No doubt her “partner” authorised the issuance of such a flattering CV and teaser letter, given his position and the possible claims of influence peddling?……………No?
Oh dear, looks he’s up the creek again.
“…and a number of SPADs” She wouldn’t get a job as a loco driver so the rail network is saved from her at least.
SPAD = Signal Passed At Danger.
Yes I know, I’m a sad *****
I was wondering why bloggers have been calling David Cameron ‘Old Huntsworth,’ but what has Huhne got to do with it? Compared with this, Huhne’s case ought to be a straightforward bust, were it not for the machinery of perpetual postponement clunking away beneath the surface.
Carina. Come on, you’re a bloke in drag, yeah?
There was a young woman called Carina
Who was mistaken for a Morris Marina
Her owner was forced
To hide up her exhaust
In case PC Plod might be seen near
There was a young woman called Carina
Who insisted she was driving a Cortina
Up the M1 she went
Until the fuel was spent
And got a speeding ticket for a Marina