Rich & Mark’s Monday Morning View
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Tom Harris bemoans the public’s attitude to politicians…
“Mr Oborne echoes the lazy, anti-politics whine we hear so often these days, all based on the absurd notion that politicians were once loved and only fell out of public favour during the expenses scandal. He should take a walk to the Strangers’ Bar. But not to sup with the patrons he seems to despise so much, dearie me, no; he should instead look at the paintings on the corridor outside the bar, which depict the devastating fire which consumed most of the Palace in 1834. And he should reflect on the fact that on that dramatic night, as the Commons went up in flames, a crowd gathered on the South Bank to clap and cheer.”
Focus group time. says:
The thing that Dave needs to work out is which group is more likely to vote Conservative. Mad swivel-eyed loons or mad homosexuals wishing to get married.
Bloody hell, its a good one this week.
Morning Guido and Neo
Spot on! make sure you include the bit about the rusty penknife!
Two international terrorists and Saif Gaddafi. Blimey!
γέλιο
£40 a gram no more
Or are you Harry Belafonte’?
who is guy on left and whats the joke ?
Now that the its Known that the IRA recieved Semtex from Libya, to bomb the British mainland and Police officers, civilians etc etc, can someone tell us who in the Intelligence Agencies arranged it due to the IRA being a part of Military intelligence, and why is Haigh giving the intelligence agencies a clean bill of health, when only thickest Sun readers who have had the Bull shit rammed down their throats for the last 30 yr. No wonder when News international are funded by in part the CIA to make sure that we never legalise the Phoney Drug war.
The syntax after the Hague bit has been assassinated.
I can easily afford any Sin Tax. I’m very,very rich.
Cui Bono.
Hey Guys…it’s me Tone….the People’s Pope…..Saif in the knowledge that I’ll fix any Report and any Investigation…..
Drinks All Round!!
Remember when the SBS were caught smuggling drugs?
1996
Oddly enough the trial collapsed
Shaken Baby Syndrome? Really?
In 2003 The Met ran cocaine business in London, as far as we know the multi million pound business, Once uncovered they then pretended that the drug running was set up to expose money laundering
http://www.guardian.co.uk/uk/2003/jul/29/ukcrime.jeevanvasagar
Most state sponsored drug dealing is now covered through covert court system and D notices
Perhaps they weren’t smuggling any; that was why thge trial collapsed.
In Britain we are innocent until proved guilty.
Perhaps the most absurd statement I have seen on any blog: “IRA being a part of Military intelligence”
Do the Research and stop commenting on things you know nothing about. Once you have done the research them come back and comment.
Frightening, isn’t it? They’re recognisable! (Except Saif, of course, but Mark’s been kind enough to spell it out.)
Where would we be without name tags ?
Dunno about you but I’d be in someone else’s knickers
Isn’t one of life’s main pleasures to be in someone else’s knickers?
Yeah, wearing them.
I’ve never been a big fan of that Omid Djalili bloke but this seems a bit harsh.
There is no Mark.
Who is the middle man supposed to be?
OK, I give up. Who are they meant to be?
Why Is Tony the Zion trying to kill Sean Connery?
I think it should be the other way around.
Saif poses a threat to Bliar surely.
Though as usual Teflon Tone will come up with all sorts of excuses especially as he shredded all incriminating documentation. Hope Saif has a laptop in a safe place.
The LSE will be happy that this Alumni has been finally caught!
I’m shocked. Who would have thunk that T B was a gayer?
Well blow me!
This is the best cartoon I have ever seen on this site.
No I didn’t laugh out loud, but it is amusing none the less!
And that’s exactly how it happened.
I can’t understand why people think that I’m a smug bastard?
Who, or what, is Gary Barlow?
A smug bastard apparently.
As we are on the subject of justice delayed (ala Hunt), i note it has gone quiet on the Mcshane, Laws and Wiggin (unless i have missed something?) front, why have the police not charged Laws with defrauding the public?
Justice does not seem to work in UK unfortunately
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2064132/Labour-lord-plays-race-card-ban-expenses-peers-claimed-nearly-200-000.html
Actually Lady Uddin has a point. Why is she treated differently to troughing white members of the Lords.
Claims if rayscism, Huh!
Always the first refuge of these scoundrels, it’s in their genes. Back home, if you’re not fiddling you’re not breathing.
Me finks the act of THIEVING ranks ahead of someone pointing out she is a THIEVING IMIGRANT FUCKER !
Oxygen thieves the lot of ‘em.
Well I agree. I’m very unhappy at the way they were treated. They should have been prosecuted and imprisoned and never let back of the HoL.
I think its disgustinng the way justice is not done in this country anymore.
It never really was…
Treat them all the same , Identical lengths of piano wire and lamp posts on the same street !
From various photographs and news vids, it is safe to say that some will need a heavier gauge of piano wire than others – and stronger lamp posts.
Funny I’ve noticed that it only seems to work on rioters looters and Joe public, but stalls if you are in government and/or have a few bob and like to make political party donations.
How many more of the little darlings in HoC have not even been bought before the beak over expenses, there was a lot of noise on here this time last year, never mind that they have left the HoC or payed back (sometimes only a fraction), the fiddle should be on their criminal record mitigated because they payed back, that also means that they were just being greedy, they did not need the money.
Well Bugger me ! A satirical cartoon !
Have skid@Mark employed someone with a sense of humour ?
This is really good for you two , Did you copy it from private eye ?
Hi mate!
Mornin mate No work today !
I’m off to the Lakes for a few days this morning !
Bit cold for bird spotting …
Yes the little worms are unusually shriveled at this time of year !
Why the fuck are Ant and Dec posting shite comments on here?
Shut your gob and give us a reach around, you selfish bastard.
What do you think this is, a gay chat room site for DOM’s who have left it way too late to come out of the closet? Oh wait a minute!
You’ve always liked a bit of down under TAT you sad lonely shite !
Stop coming on to me Frankie, you poof.
Didn’t get any last night MAD FRANKIE HADDOCK son of COD?
I love the sound of jackboots in the morning.
Your Luger has been cleaned for you, sir!
The enquiry will conclude that Saif was killed by “Friendly B,liar”
The name is B’Liar
…spelt S Q U I R M
Blair should be shitting himself with the capture of Saif with all the secrets and dodgy dealings he will reveal.
Never trust a Ferengi.
Ruke of acquisition #34: “War is good for business”
Neville caves in to the Germans again:-
The UK will sign up to a revision of the Lisbon treaty – aimed at underpinning tough new fiscal rules for the eurozone – in exchange for an undertaking from Berlin that it will allow for an examination of the impact of the directive, which imposes a 48-hour week on workers across the EU.
Oh quiet please, just enjoy R@Ms recognisable cartoon, I can’t get excited yet until I’ve taken my antidepressent and heart pills.
Looks like it’s war then.
WHERES OUR REFERENDUM that Call Me Useless promised us ? , If there was any major new legislation changes !
What a lying little beanfaced twat he is !
Hey! Great! Treaty change! Fabulous!!
Cameron absolutely totally promised us we’d get to vote on treaty changes in a referendum! So we’re finally getting one! Yay! When is it going to be? Next month? I can’t wait!
The old Everly brothers song comes to mind, Dream dream dream.
If they won’t let Greece and Italy choose their own PM do you really think they will allow “Call Me Useless” to hold a referendum He hasn’t even got the spine to say NO ! , to giving them our money to bail out the doomed euro , or even tell them to fuck off over budget increases
he’s just another EU puppet like Brown and Blair before him
He certainly is the Heir to Bliar. I have trouble spotting the difference between them.
+1. Heath was a right-winger by comparison.
Sorry Tessa read the small print of the Europe Act . Dave has this covered ..a referendum will only be triggered in the event that any MORE powers are transferred from UK Parliament to Brussels…a Treaty Amendment which does NOT transfer any NEW powers from UK and only affects Eurozone specifically(mute point as to whether it will affect ALL of members of course dependent on your view)does NOT automatically trigger a UK Referendum so you’ll be waiting a long time on this one I think
Mute Point? or moot you dunce.
The Tough fiscal rules were already in place But were broken first by Germany and then by France for which nothing happened
Then when Ireland broke them they got fined by the EU
Democracy in action ! Not !
Good point. When France and Germany don’t like the rules, they ignore them. When we don’t like the rules, Cameron tries to get “concessions”.
The Frogs and Krauts must split their sides laughing at Cameron’s complete and utter stupidity.
Still, at least time the last laugh’s on us – because Dave’s going to give us the referendum he promised. Isn’t he? I mean, he’s not going to break yet another promise, is he?
“at least this time we have the last laugh”.
God, I need breakfast.
Trouble is Tess we might have to wait until 2015 for that last laugh!
Is there something good on the box tonight then, Nell ?
If you were with me babe, I’d be pulling your pubes out of my teeth for breakfast.
What on earth was Boris on yesterday, going on about democracy in the same breath as the EU ?
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/europe/eu/8897662/EU-bans-claim-that-water-can-prevent-dehydration.html
It is quite true we in Brussels never touch the stuff !
We survive quite well on Vintage wine and Champagne paid for by the taxpayers !
Mr Farage next Tony
“Black” Monday all day I’m sorry to say as long as that arse David Cameron is in power.
FTSE 100 5301.82 – -61.12
Goody goody!!!!! Keep going. Time to buy soon…
Oh, you’re not making your silly predictions again, you?
The FTSE100′s down 1.15 percent. That’s never happened before. Oh, the pain.
Tessa,don’t say I didn’t warn you earlier.
FTSE 100 5249.11 – -113.83
When the FTSE dips below 5000 in mid-week perhaps you will sit up and take notice,young lady.
Share tips, please Billy, from your fount of knowledge.
Buy coffee! Sell tea!! No, buy tea, sell coffee!! No hang on, buy coffee buy tea!! Oh wait, sell coffee sell tea!! Oh I give up……
Bloody hell.
A Blair crony has survived to tell the tale!
Do you think B’Liar is doing a Gordoom, also a few of his cronies, no wonder they they want him Europe at the Hague
Saif has a little black book where he has recorded all those peole who owe him favours and those who he deal with, just case he needed help, know what I mean, a la Poulson, I would certainly have kept one and kept it in a very safe place, could open a whole can of worms
He kept it hidden up Mandy’s arse !
Witnesses said they could here him trying to shove it back in most evenings !
Send in a search party. 20 men and 5 bloodhounds should do the trick. Plus the usual hamster.
The words are “people” “dealt ” “in case”
If you must correct me make sure your spelling is at least readable !
the word’s are “in the Hague”
Oooooooooooooooo I wish I were edicated like you and Dubya
Lets wait until he gets to court and is shown on tv.
Why is David Owen taking notes?
He is drawing up the Advance-Owing Plan…
“Today is not a day for soundbites, but I have just fouled my breeches.
“The People’s War Criminal” has a nice ring to it.
(No ring jokes, please.)
BREEKS
No doubt Blair force one has been despatched to collect Saif and make sure the bodies stay buried.
Billy, which one of these statements is true?
“TO be or not to be, that is the question…”
“To BE or not to be, that is the question…”
“To be OR not to be, that is the question…”
“To be or NOT to be, that is the question…”
“To be or not TO be, that is the question…”
“To be or not to BE, that is the question…”
“To be or not to be, THAT is the question…”
“To be or not to be, that IS the question…”
“To be or not to be, that is THE question…”
“To be or not to be, that is the QUESTION…”
Well but the truth is neither mandy nor bliar would do their own dirty work.
I daresay one of tone’s other rich ruthless dictators would be happy to provide him with an assassin.
Why is B liar stabbing Alan Yentob ?
Is there no end to Blair’s insanity?
A very very big warning to Cameron’s conservative party; enjoy your one term while you can.
There is no way on this earth that cameron will be returned in 2015. Can’t wait for the headlines that year.
Traitor!
What’s the alternative? Really?
The alternative Trinny is Farage & UKIP. Not that I believe he would achieve all that he stands for but he would ensure that the country goes down fighting.
I wish it were possible but it’s no good he doesn’t have any elected members in the HoC and nobody in his party who could provide ministers and a chancellor.
He’s got to build up his electoral base before he becomes a force to be reckoned with. Really he needs to join forces with the tory rebels and folks like danhannan, then he might get somewhere.
UKIP are a one trick pony, its farage and that’s it, I wish people would get a grip, when they had the chance to vote UKIP they didn’t, until something seriously changes they still won’t next time either.
..and Sqd Ldr Farage is as thick as pony shit anyway
ha ha ha ha ha
No, really, what’s the alternative?
That’s absolutely fine but who are we going to put into no.10 in 2015?
Because the thought of militwit as pm and bullyballs as chancellor makes my run cold?
You little ‘island apes’ vill hav whatever leader I tell you to hav
Heil me!
Nigel Farage !
He is the only one who will get us out of the financial shit hole that’s the EU
Anyone who isn’t a Bilderberg lackey. That removes most of the senior figures in the LibLabCon party.
True dat.
I admit there’s a problem, but we have 81 patriots at present and there will be more more. If you’re really depressed, it might be immaterial by then anyway, the EU coup will be complete and all elections banned. Who’s the UK Technocrat who’s gonna take over?
Mandelson, leading a group from the current Troika, in an emergency, temporary government of national unity?
Of course the temporary would become permanent and elections postponed until there was stability ie, never.
Or only allowed, when we were completely emasculated and dependant on our benefactors in Brussels / Berlin.
For fucks sake. The BBC news are trying to say it is bad, very bad that a young girl who has never done a stroke of work in her life except part her legs can not afford a new house.
She obviously isn’t charging enough per trick. Maybe a review of the business plan is in order?
and at the end of the piece on new toll roads, that Williams woman nearly spat out the words ‘and profits will go to the private sector’
The well advanced plans hatched by MI5, MI6 and the CIA to pop the remaining Gaddafi before he spills all the beans will have been implemented a couple of days ago. It will be interesting to see if it works. viz. Get some daft local to do the deed and then kill him before he blabs. That’s what they did to Kennedy’s assassin. That worked and so will this…
Prior to his “arrest” this man was known as Said Gaddafi – now he seems to be called Saif al-Islam.
I’m just a grumpy old man puzzled as to why this is?
Is it part of a campaign to present him as a really nice guy with no connections to the Gaddafi family?
As the cartoon suggests, I suspect he may “fall down some stairs”
He was hoping to start a new career as a singer-songwriter.
Your’e not a grumpy old man, I am.
Cameron is an absolute traitor, just like blair. It’s a while to wait but he”ll get his cummupance in 2015, enjoy your one term while you can. Now if Boris were to take over, that might be different.
Any one who votes libdem,labour or tory is voting for a UNITED STATES OF EUROPE, so you are endorsing this policy and without a referendum.
There will never ever ever be a referendum on Europe what ever any politician says. They will never ever allow you a vote on the EU. You should know that by now.
Perhaps our Comical BBC will promote a referendum if Millitwit asks nicely.
Private Labour polling probably shows that 90% of the UK electors want a referendum on Europe and our relationship with Europe to be re-negotiated…I therefore confidently expect Ed to make an announcement supporting a referendum shortly
Yes but when voted in (oh dear what have I said?) Millitwit will see that it is not in his interest or indeed that of the country. These poly-ticians (many sided) have the right to pedal backwards at the speed of light you know.
Fritz Zwicky the famous Astronomer had a good term for people like them.
Spherical bastards. Because know matter which way you look at them they are bastards
No, it’s fine!
Cameron learned his lesson from his broken ‘cast iron guarantee’, he learned his lesson from his broken manifesto commitment to a referendum on EU membership, he realised the broken promises made him and the whole Conservative Party look like complete cunts, and so he promised us, absolutely, definitely, no word of a lie, that we’d get a referendum on EU treaty changes. This was his word. His vow.
So he’ll be making an announcement about a referendum today, I should think.
And I’ve got fairies at the bottom of my garden as well!!
No TT.
Cameron said that he would offer a referrendum if, when he got in to power, the Lisbon Treaty had not been signed.
Brown (and Labour) who promised us a referrendum renaged and signed the Lisbon Treaty anyway. And our then, dear PM, saviour of the world, international man of action and courage, was too much of a coward to sign the treaty publicly. No, Brown the COWARD slithered his way in after the ceremony, after everyone else had done so and signed it behind our backs.
Good fun for lefties, this: Destroy the economy; welfare out of control; NHS a complete basket case, killing 1000s each year; education falling to third world standards; dismantled borders and immigration controls; bloated, inefficient public sector.
All in all, Labour shit on the country and its people. They and the BBC are laughing while Cameron is carrying their can.
Good game. Good game!
You are quite correct. But if Cameron had any sense at all, he’d have realised he’d be made to look like a prize cock if the treaty was signed before he became PM.
What he should have promised was a referendum on the treaty if it hadn’t been signed by the time he became PM, or alternatively a referendum on EU membership if the treaty HAD been signed by the time he became PM.
That would have sunk the treaty completely. Check mate. EU lose. Cameron wins.
But noooo. Cameron allowed himself to look like a prize cock.
(all of this is overtaken by events, of course; Cameron promised a referendum in the 2010 Con manifesto, and he broke that promise. He also promised a referendum if there were treat changes, and it looks like he’s going to break that promise, too. The man is a compulsive liar.)
Don’t forget the treaty was Dead in the water untill the Thick bastard Irish sold us out !
It is their fault alone , that we are even in the thing !
That’s a bit harsh on the paddies, they were brow beaten by all their political parties and the Irish MSM, that a second No vote would mean disaster, collapse, food riots, the end of civilisation, etc, etc, etc.
That and the fundemental anti-democracy movement at the heart of the EU project, meant that even if they had voted No again, they would probably have been forced to vote for a third, fourth or fifth time, until the EU got the decision it wanted.
Trust the Irish. After they get the right answer the first time, they change ti to the wrong answer.
An analogy from the 1930′s…first they occupied the Rhineland(perfectly reasonable it was part of the pre-Great War Germany)you’d be churlish to object;then the Sudentenland(majority of area was etnic German anyway…so what if Czechs complained….they had to think of the BIG picture and not be negative and overly patriotic);then the Anschluss of Austria(again they all spoke German and the majority wanted it ?)next was Danzig and so it went until the British Government woke up to the threat of German domination of Europe and that feeding the “beast” just made it hungrier…we are now seeing the first signs of this again….people who stood against the anti-appeasment policies of the Chamberlain Government were denigrated and ridiculed as “Little Englanders” by the Government and the Press but ultimately they were right and so are we this time…it’s not a war maybe but the UK Sovereignty and national interest IS at stake..despite ALL the doom merchants the time is right to rre-negotiate our relationship with EU and all the bad mouthing by the europhiles will not change the basic fact that rthe Euro is finished along with the existing Eurozone.
To be fair to Chamberlain, the man operated on the half a lung he had left after being gassed in the trenches, (Brigade Major), in WW! and was determined to do everything he could not to send another generation into that sort of Hell.
By comparison, Cameron seems to have been left with 1/2 a brain after Black Wednesday, (Coffee fetcher and Gopher) and is determined to send future generations into that sort of Hell. Plus Chamberlain couldn’t tell a lie and Cameron has an ambivalent relationship with the truth.
As you slide down the banister rail of life be nice to the people on their way up, co’s you might meet them on your way down.
So wot is the modded word, B en or K1ngsly?
Oh dear! How do you begin …
You don’t.
Why has Cat got two numbers?
Nine is very important to a cat
7+2=9
(1+2)x3=9
You don’t know much about quantum theory, do you?
I fear it has more to do with HTML than Heisenberg’s uncertainty principle.
It looks like Ben Kingsley to me.
ramblers must fear going out for a walk in the woods when ever tony blair is about!
American Tony) I can do whatever I wish, there’s No one to stop me. ( Mandy ” should get you a Knight hood ,for this!……Dear Charles…..
Who was the knob on Today this morning trying to explain that we need to borrow more money to get us out of debt?
I missed the start so I dunno who it was.
And I had better things to do than listen to that crap just to find out who was saying it.
I would like to know what idiot it was, though.
I never listen to Today, but my guess is the interviewee’s first name was “Ed”.
“Who was the knob on Today this morning?” is a question with an infinity of possible answers.
That was just gordon’s deranged sidekick , the one they call bullyballs.
Spend spend spend , borrow and print money and never mind about the debt. That seems to be the jist of labour’s economic strategy.
Ahh, that prick: one of the ones who got us into this shit.
I was particularly galled by his example of Greece as an example of what goes wrong when you don’t keep the debt spiralling!
For me, the example of Greece dismantles two myths:
The ‘right-wing’ myth that having low tax for the wealthy somehow boosts the economy and makes everything better.
And the ‘left-wing’ myth that debt boosts the economy.
Well, Greece had both: little tax paid by the rich and a huge debt.
So by the arguments of the left and right they should have been a huge economic success.
Funnily enough, they are in a huge economic mess that defies belief.
Yvette says it’s too wide and too deep to satisfy my little todger!
As somebody else said, Labour’s 5 point plan:-
Borrow
Spend
Borrow More
Spend More
Go Bust
The fragrant Louise Mensch looking gorgeous on Channel 5′s Wright Stuff.
yes she is!
I had to turn the sound down when she started talking.
It’s all very nice being a dumb blond, but please don’t start trying to tell us stuff – just sit there and smile nicely.
Even Matthew Wright dismantled her flawed reasoning without breaking a sweat, and he’s hardly a high-powered political analyst.
“…just sit there and smile nicely.”
- And, if at all possible, get ‘em off.
Oh God, her mouth is flapping about again and stupid noises are coming out… MUTE!
Ah, that’s better.
Mrs Mensch would look gorgeous in Chanel No.5 alone and would be the right stuff!
Oh Dom!
You have just found my knickers…
Bring on the strikes
it will save us a fortune If as expected 3 million people go on strike
lets say their average pay is £100 per day that is £300,000,000 per day save
Keep them out for six months and that would really contribute a good wedge to the deficit !
Keep them really pissed off and in a couple of years it will be paid off
apart from one small problem !
Every penny saved up to now Call Me Useless has given away either to the EU or overseas aid or some other non returnable cause !
Your car awaits, Prime Minister.
+1
Ta Tessa.
You mentioned the ‘c’ word yesterday when you should not have done so (in fact you mentioned two of them… and we all want to keep you around). I have merely mentioned today’s BBC ‘c’ word.
LOL ! I speak from experience !
back in the 70′s when i worked for local authority
LOL never thought i would find the words “work” and “Local Authority” in the same sentence
We used to go on strike a lot around Feb/March time
until someone pointed out how friendly our union leaders were with councillors and the fact that councils always run out of money at the end of the financial year (April)
I hate to pour cold water on your undisguised glee, but the PSU’s are playing the same trick as they did 40 years ago. Strike in the Autumn, then the Mandarines have to authorise bags of overtime to catch up on the make-work or admit that they are overmanned. Result? A stealth pay rise.
Just think of all the taxpayers money that will be saved by a day of inaction, as usual by the uncivil service groups going on strike, should save hundereds of millions of taxpayers money, can they carry on for a week, just think of the the money saved by not borrowing.
Jeez, jump in on my grave Frankie, that was went to get a cuppa.
Do you like your new moniker now? You seemed unsure at first.
United we stand, divided we fall
We’re always happiest
When we’re doing fuck all
Let’s shirk together,
c’mon c’mon lets shirk together
Two or three minutes
Two or three hours,
We hate working, cos we’re just a shower
Let’s shirk together,
c’mon c’mon lets shirk together
Erm, serious thinking for a nano second, no f****ing chance,
Don’t encourage the bastards!
Bliar and Mandelslime were crafty enought to drag Prince @ndrew into it.
The current government will have to protect the Royal’s reputation. I suspect there are one or two other high ranking officials, still in office, that might want Saif to be kept quiet as well.
I had nothing to do with him, so don’t start blaming me too. By the way does anyone have the telephone number of Ghadaffi’s former Ukranian Nurse?
David Cameron should resign before chorusing Y Viva Espagna this morning
But then Cleggy would take over while the Tories chose a new leader. just how much damage could a Clegg Unbound inflict on our Nation in a few short weeks?
Good to see that in Spain another nest of spend borrow spend borrow socialist vermin has been eradicated.
It’s not that easy to get rid of them, the infestation goes way beyond the parliment.
It’s the right thing to do
Alastair, we need a Harrowden for Rich and Mark.
The tory housing minister is on the box “We are going to build another 32,000 homes for people who want to own a “roof over their head” and it will create 16,000 new jobs
Where the fuck are these people going to get a mortgage ?
Not from a British bank !
Up here in the north around Manchester they are still building thousands of houses and in some cases pulling down schools to build them , granted most of it is social housing to house the increasing flow of immigrants !
Where is the fucking money coming from ?
i thought all council budgets were being cut FFS !
If you contact your local councillor, he or she could answer that moot point, and you could then inform the Nation through this blog. I await the result with baited breath.
They are pulling down houses there to build slums.
Around here they are concreting over perfectly good agricultural land to build slums.
I pulled down a million pound house so I could extend my conservatory.
The last guy i worked for Bought next door and pulled it down
so he could own a detached house
It’s true !
It’s happening everywhere. Developers are buying up retirement cottages with a bit of garden and building 2 or more “affordable” 2-storey homes with no garden and f-all storage space. Call-me heir-to-blair’s planning reforms will make such developments easier.
A couple of paracetamol and a little nick of my wrist is all it took.
It’s wrong to say I didn’t mourn the death of Dr K e lly. I went home and got a handjob from Carole. Ordinarily I’d have fucked her.
Hugh Grunt giving evidence at the Leveson inquiry today.
Grannie grunt, more like.
@22
“The Department for Health disputed the wisdom of the new law. A spokesman said: “Of course water hydrates. While we support the EU in preventing false claims about products, we need to exercise common sense as far as possible.”
” ….as far as possible” ? So EU takes precedence over common sense. Well that’s sense??
Ever since the straight bananananana fiasco,, and the strange case of Carrot Jam, The EU has taken precedence over common sense.
Can you guys sort your bloody weather out please?
It is even foggy over the Adriatic today.
Can’t Cat it’s due to global warming, the BBC never tells us lies.
Oh! Jolly Hockey Sticks.
It’s not foggy in our attic
It was in ours.
Tony, peace be upon him, never met Saif. It was Lord Ashcroft.
Be aware that sockpuppets/moniker thieves operate in this area.
……and cockpuppets.
I wuv u Billy.
Deal in the desert !
or Done over in the dunes , wasted in the waddi ……. Interesting what he may be questioned on none the less .
I am still trying to work out quite what happened at Daves emergency EU summit , because everyone seems to think the flaws of the euro cannot be changed , its a matter of how to withdraw without too much damage to the basic EU , but even then just as we have delays and lack of anything seeming to make much impact , we would still like some powers/fisheries/policy back , depends if you have correctly assed how a big bazooka works on the sweating gelignite of the debts , As the austerity packages bite surely the problem only lengthens rather than dimishes , if you throw money at it?
Housing on first scan doesnt look too bad an idea , it doesnt quite ring as well as some of labours govt early moves into social housing , but I like the idea of a sort of rolling fund , which may in turn give much better take up of brown field , I would be harsh on builders that treat the help poorley as the fund needs to keep working for a number of years . I hope of course that it can progress onto housing renewal rather than greenfield concrete. I would hope that the quality of this new housing is very good and i wondered if some of the planning legislation being scrapped was to do with size of house ,rooms garden etc ???
Airports ! Given some people see a need for airports and flying and increased activity , I always felt that rail for european travel would be cheaper and so you need airports that cater for long haul and the new super jumbos . I dont know how the thames superairport would in reality work as there are certain techinical considerations on flights and pilot needs and flight paths, there might also be some on the effects to the estruary flows and flood scenarios (if ice melts) , but if you are suggesting it organises things better for long haul then seems a good idea .
The trouble with airlines future is cost as one addage says “how do you become a millionaire? Ans be a billionaire first and get into the airline business” and whilst some routes remain good , will all of them ??
on markets its now just a case of hoping that some of the all too clever ways of making the debt in the first, dont have some untinded consequences or bumps on the de leverages , the possible black holes of where one spurious bet was based on an equally spurious asset value causing a bigger collapse as the two meet somewhere , overvaluing the sound is not a good idea either , until the wonk can be contained properly and the inflation lowers .
Toll roads always look good , if they provide the service they should do , better roads save heavy road users money and time , given the experience of the UK motorway users is one of overcrowding then perhaps ensuring business activity gets better spread through the country is a win win scenario in lessening the traafic volumes on certain sections , or new commuter light rail to take cars off the road , toll roads may then be long term improvement and better journeys .
Good job Dave didnt use panzerfaust .:)
Maddie’s made us very rich. I wonder if we can lose one of our other kids. People will understand if we leave them on a street corner while we go to dinner 20 miles away.
I see the piss soaked Cripple has risen from his heavily soiled wank pit !
Is that you Kate?
trust me im a dr
Were going to get bank’s lending again !
Now where have i heard that before ?
every fucking month since the recession started
First it was Mad Jock McMad and his party of free spending fuckwits then it was Call Me Useless , who a few months back printed shitloads of toy money to give to the banks to lend out , but still the banks won’t lend and decided to keep all the money to pay their bonuses at the end of the year !
so instead of all this bollocks Do Something to force them to lend out money or just fuck e’m off and give out government loans !
C’mon, thats stretching credibility even further than is normal with a Rich and mark cartoon. The very idea of it is simply preposterous.
Blair is right handed.
Typical meeja. They put the negative in the wrong way. Peasants.
Typical meeja. They put the negative in the wrong way. Pеasants.
This is all very well for a Monday but I hope we’ve got someone on the south coast keeping an eye open for the jolly old Hun.
No need , they can just catch the train from neutral Belgium or on an “Away day special supa sava” from their collaboratos capitol , Paris
Bring on the day
We need some order
Money changers straight to a camp for de lousing
high melatonin levels a bayonet
then a new europe will rise
Looking over the English Channel, or is that Le Pond, all I can see is an open stretch of water where they want to stick some wind turbines.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/travel/article-1263681/EU-wants-spend-1-1m-changing-English-Channels-Le-Pond.html
We won the right to call it the English channel by Kicking French Arse
So It’s Ours you fuckin snail munching surrender monkeys
What we need is a really good war
Starting with the carpet bombing of a country whose name ryhmes with with heil
P a K i s tan?
chooistan
The Faroe Heils !
at least they gave us the pyramids
Which museum are they in?
I used to watch my neighbor undress at her bedroom window and she gave me “The Pyramids”
Not Cleopatra’s needle?
Nah ! Arabs tents maybe !
Or the Heil of Sky ?
I know it’s the Heil of Man !
Good !
Never liked them three legged bastards !
We’ve failed.
” The heils are alive…….”
withh the sound of j ..ewsick
We need to hit any country that is capable of retaliating with nukes against our own cities.
Do you remember a 1980′s BBC TV film called “Threads”? It centred (I think) around two families trying to survive the aftermath of a Soviet nuclear strike on Bradford or Sheffield.
Fuck me. It seemed terrible at the time, but if Russia nuked Bradford or Sheffield today, we’d all be cheering.
its tella feeb that we need to nuke
The Ruskies would kill more Mussies by nuking Bradford than by nuking Lahore
Culture
Strictly Come Dancing 2011: highs and lows in pictures
The Sun? No
The Mirror? No
The Daily Star? No
The Express? No
Indy ? No
Guardian ? No
Times? No
Guess
The Mail. If so, they know their target audience of dirty old men who now only have Strictly Cum Noncing and female news readers to drool over.
Ballroom Dancing Monthly ?
Botox gazette?
Are YOU ready for Dow 7,000?
Dear Bloggers,
It may be shocking to hear me say that the Dow Jones Industrial Average is headed for 7,000 …
But, yes, I firmly believe that we’re going to see the broad U.S. stock market fall another 35% from here … AT LEAST!
Just look at what’s happened recently…
• The Federal Reserve warned of “significant downside risks to the economic outlook” and the International Monetary Fund said “the global economy is in a dangerous new phase.”
• The global data took a nasty turn for the worse, with a key Chinese manufacturing index slumping for three months in a row for the first time since 2009 … while activity in Europe fell to a two-year low.
• And the cost of default insurance on European banks, many U.S. banks, and even entire sovereign COUNTRIES, exploded! The market now expects a Greek default to be a near certainty … and even the cost of insuring German bonds hit a record amid fears it will be forced to shoulder the burden of bailing out all its high-risk neighbors.
In response, we have already seen the U.S. stock market start falling out of bed.
The major averages are now flirting with multi-month lows, while several leading financial, transportation, and materials companies are heading straight to their previous lows of 2009!
In the late 90′s I remember one learned American economist saying his computer programmes suggested that the true value of the Dow was around 42,000 (it was around 10,000 at the time).
I always wondered if he’d put his money where his mouth was.
BTW Billy, what was the bumming like in Brighton last night?
Prepare for the power blackouts. Grow a carrot.
But cats can see in the dark.
That depends whether he/she ( why didn’t Schrodinger tell us ) is alive or dead
Who can follow the paper trail to Mandy’s £8 million house. Saif as houses?
Something for Tom Watson to investigate or the Guardian or the BBC. Don’t think so.
Nice to see the Spanish have ditched their socialist government. I wonder if they had an El Militwat or El Balls equivalent?
Manuel the waiter ?
BLIAR has less hair than that!
If you go down to the woods today……
WARNING, if you’ve got a pacemaker, like most on here probably, DO NOT PLAY THIS VIDEO!!!!
A man can dream
I love a man in uniform.
Or out of one come to that.
Is it Elf n Saif T ?
The only thing wrong with the Dowler’s statement is that we did not call it voice mail back then. They were answer phone messages.
Mandy) Zzzzzzip Its not your lucky day , is it?
John Smith was easier : with his dodgy ticker he just needed a little shock.
Isn’t it time for the Bliar to go for a walk in the woods?????
Saif ..Uh -OH, The Mancunian Candidate
Who is feeling Saif now?
Tone and Saif are mates then?