Rich & Mark’s Monday Morning View
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Nigel Farage hits the nail on the head:
“This olive oil ban was virgin on the ridiculous.”
Bill Quango MP says:
Ned Flanders – Clegg
Lisa Simpson – Natalie Bennett
Milhouse – Hilary Benn
Martin Prince – Andy Burnham
Edna Krabappel – Luciana Berger
Crazy Cat Lady – Glenda jackson
Comic book guy – John Prescott
Carl – Chucka
Lenny – Philip Hammond
Willie – Eric joyce
Poochie – Gordon Brown
Reverend Lovejoy – Tony Blair
Er…..
Watch it – that’s Billy’s place and if you’re not careful he’ll post another bloody Tweet…
Nearly funny, by Rich and Mark’s normal ‘standards’.
It’s my place now, it’s just been so long that I’ve been here, or anybody else for that matter, that I’ve got a little rusty with the number one comment.
Billy’s unavailable atm as he’s in his bedroom getting a damn good sphincter stretching.
Billy’s cash machine is on the blink ???
http://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/b006tt0f
That WAR in Afghanistan is looking a bit expensive, I wonder how much the Italians are now paying for BOMBS. Or how many Greek troops are deployed, Yeah I suppose the British Tax payer may as well pick up the BILL, So we are now subisdising other countries War Commitments.
Steady. Even if you think it, you ought not to say it in case it goes to their heads. I’m all for freedom of expression but …
Who is it supposed to be?
No idea, but he definitely has a pair of bollocks for a chin.
The chin looks like a fat lady’s bottom to me.
Or a lady’s fat front bottom.
Is it Roy Walker?
Its Spock out of Star Trek ot poosibly his father
Was Austin Mitchell at the same party?
It’s Patrick Mercer MP according to political betting.
When he was asked where the PM had gone wrong Mercer is alleged to have replied “Well, he was born”
Where’s Billy ?
Is it Austin Mitchell?
So far there is no real difference between the Labour filth and Cameron, no referendum, open borders, millions of benefit spongers, Euro laws and corrupt MP’s & Lords. Get a spine Cameron and start addressing these issues or you’ve no hope of a second term.
I thought that Blair,Brown were bad but cameron is the pits.Hang on a moment that makes BBC ,
Conservatives, a member of a coalition? They can’t even operate amongst themselves. Twats.
That was me, sorry.
The real Cameron is a pretentious twat. He’s failed to honour his pledge to give war veterans the Arctic Medal. And that is the measure of this appalling prime minister. I thought Brown was bad but Cameron is showing he’s a real low life and a liar to boot.
Cameron’s experience of life on the ocean waves is probably limited to the odd sojourn on Nat’s yacht.
Seriously, though – how much would a few ribbons and a ceremony to honour these brave men cost? Miserable shiny-faced bastard.
Could not agree more. Cameron is just the logical end result of 30 years of the ‘professional’ politician we now have an elite that look no further than Westminster and their chums from school. Cameron is a total disaster and will do both the nation and the Tory party irretrievable damage. A total lightweight incapable of leadership or an original thought worth the name.
And Clegg and Militwit are exactly the same.
Even more so in my opinion.
Well said, Sir!
May I be permitted to add to your splendid post – spineless (but definitely not spin-less), out of touch, totally unable or unwilling to fight our corner, closet Europhile and an appeaser when it comes to the bully-boys of the EU.
+1
We could urgntly do with some pan Eurpoean leadership – …from Germany… oh, and London too. Any takers?
Appen you are slow on t uptake lad
Fray Bentos face is just a market trader with a plum in is gob
An Eton mess, just like that Albino sex pest Alex” ayyy oopp whoseT father cant keep me johnson in me pants” Johnson
You are being jolly unfair to Fray Bentos pies, puddings and corned beef, which have done me a good turn many a time when I’ve needed a reliable dinner from the locker. This is so much more than I can say of the PM, who isn’t even market trader and is incapable of running a whelk stall. He does look a bit like a whelk, I’ll grant you that.
Mercer is right – Cameron is a two-faced lying twat. What a disappointment! He kowtows to the LiDems, reneges on his promises (not enough room to list them). Unfortunately, he will go on to kead the Tories to defeat in 2015 (if they last that long).
I assume Mercer will be the next one to start putting his toes in the water to see if he has any backing for a possible leadership challenge, he has been quiet until now.
For such a comprehensive job to be done in trashing the man, somebody must consider him a threat worth eliminating.
Only as a “stalking horse” candidate but nothing will happen until after May 2015 re leadership challenge and then it will dependent on election result…if Cameron loses then it’s a definite unless he resigns first otherwise if he scrapes back as biggest party still relieanytt on LibDems the party will live with the situation but it will be stormy weather
KAPOW
POW!
these Hunts can’t draw and aren’t funny
Sadly Mercer and a lot of others have never spoken truer words about yellow uturn rusty Cameron , I for one won’t be voting for his MP when we get a chance if ever?, seeing we’ve been sold out by Rusty to the EU.
Couldn’t someone be arrested for doing a U-turn on a roundabout for dangerous driving?
Good point, Well. If the Fourth Reich survives the present turmoil, there’s a possibility the Westminster quislings will be ordered to install Cleggie or The Prince of Darkness as gauleiter of these offshore provinces by 2015. There would of course be far more important matters than an election to be dealt with.
Johnny Ball?
Agreed, there is a resemblance.
Shit furniture and his daughter is a slag
But he did make some good points
carry on up william hague
You can if you want to but leave me out.
Have you got his daughter’s phone number?
I thought everyone did.
Is there an app to find Tory’s who don’t think Heir to Blair is a c***?
The Ikea catalogue?
Has a list of cabinet components…
Is it Denis Healey when he was 9 years old?
Heseltine coming up to puberty?
Saif Qaddafi has had plastic surgery?
His new address would be most appreciated.
Am I to assume all isnt well with Team Cameron
Team Cameron seems to be falling apart faster than Liebore did, now that takes some doing
Is it Charlie Wheelan?
A CLINT… he called him a clint… wowsers
It was Gove the Gimp. But he said “Dwave is a Cwunt”
No it was Fwwazzer Nelson . But he said “Dwwwave is a Cwwwwwunt”
Someone’s ‘avin a laugh.
http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Meet-Michael-McIntyre-tour-/230695711082?pt=UK_Tickets_Tickets_LE&hash=item35b689316a
Michael Who? – nice work if you can afford it – but is he funny?
Cameron is just one amongst a bunch of Hunts.I hope he feels our pain sooner rather than later.
You might wish that is so, but you could not possiby believe it do you. I think MPs being public servants should be subject to the same pay increases as the rest of the public sector, their expenses capped (so we do not get the fiasco that was allowed to develop from the early eighties) so that they feel the pain the same as everyone else.
Charles Ingram?
‘k off.
Keep telling it like it is, Patrick.
In vino veritas.
Is it Bernard Ingham?
Many a true word spoken in jest
or
The truth always hurts
The sound of one penny dropping.
Is that like saying, a mouse barking?
Someone called me a cult. At least, that’s what I choose to believe he called me.
No, he said you should be culled.
Do not be too hard on Gordoon, he insisted that the UK did not join the Euro inspite of pressure by B’Liar (mind you could say that was Balls because did not have any economic trainging)
Leonard Nimoy?
I thought it was his Dad, Sarek of Vulcan
For gaaad’s sake man, I’m a bloggie not a Treckie
(Yeah, it does look more like His Dad)
The wisdom of the few outweighs the wisdom of the many……..
DaveCam’s a Qibhes
I’ve turned off the pixies so I’ve no idea who or what it is.
Cameron reminds me of a certain type of officer who when the moment comes to lead his men into enemy fire turns around and finds that he is…….absolutely alone in “no mans land”
The people whom he relies upon within his own party are putting up with him at the moment(realistically there is no one who could challenge him for the leadership at present anyway)but tthere is a growing tide of dis-affection growing within the party and his “natural” Tory supporters within the country. In the event that he stumbles or fails to win a majority at the next election then you’ll see how little support he commands with a large section of his grassroots and party
Nobody there to challenge Dave?
Alas! The situation’s grave
The Tory Party’s awful sick
If all they’ve got’s Cast Iron Slick
I would have thought that a large section of support for him was ebbing away at an alarming rate already with many looking to UKIP with added interest.
Or maybe the officer who goes over the top and is shot by one of his own men
Bernard speaks the truth. what is the fuss.
as a Tory supporter I think Cameron is a fucking disgrace. sooner the tvvat is replaced the better.
I’m available to lead a party.
Shock horror-an underling slags off his boss after a few drinks. Hardly a surprise-especially in the poionous world of politics (or journalism).
It’s mavellous how a few drinkypoos loosens the tongues that are ready to wag, they could have used that in Afghanistan and Iraq inhibitions are down.
Why don’t we get an audience of 300 lefties with a panel of lefties and Edwina Currie? That would work.
Waste of breath moaning about the “Corporation…..The BBC is a lost cause in the impartiality stakes and has been for the past 40 odd years…it’s just more blaltant these days in line with their policy of “open-ness
Lord Taylor is a parasite.
Strange that BBC Breakfast’s Bill Turnbill emphasized “the consevative Lord Taylor”. Now when it’s a labour lord the word labour is not used. The BBC subtle but stupid and labour biased.
Could this be Handycock on Navy Day?
http://tinyurl.com/c6ussvp
Silly man. Bet he’s embarrassed this morning. But then he’s known in his party for regularly putting his foot in his mouth.
Mouth in gear, brain in neutral type of person.
Cameron isnt fit to black bastard Mercers boots
Cameron is a C**T!
A weak pathetic socialist C**T!
I feel genuinely sorry for any conservatives who voted Conservative.
Just imagine if we had all voted for gordon at the last election and we now had him as pm and bullyballs as chancellor.
We’d be facing bigger problems than greece and italy
I thought this idiot’s most amusing comment was the one where he said he wad going to topple cameron in the Spring and take over the PM’s job.
Can just hear everyone, not just the tories, rolling around the floor laughing at him.
Nell
Would you rather ave an ex soldier running to country or t lad wi face that looks like an over moisterised Fray Bentos pie wearing a donkeys bollock hair as a wig?
Bi Eckers! give me a man in a uniform anytime
He hasn’t exactly excelled as an MP has he and his tribal support of David Davis is hardly going to unite his party.
Oh yes!
Mercer’s problem is that he’s unhinged and his personal life is a car crash.
Mind you, Cameron’s whole government is a spectacular car crash, too, so maybe Mercer would fit right in at the top.
Politics is a dirty business
Count me in slap head
Nice to see that coal production is at a worldwide high and still generates 42% of the worlds electricity !
7229 million tons last year and rising by 6.6% per ann
(biggest consumer China !)
So while you sit there freezing your tits off this winter burning your very expensive Russian gas
just spare a thought for all the poor Chinese toasting their nuts off by a real fire
Their factories turning out cheap goods that cost us our jobs and polluting the very same atmosphere that we are being told we must protect
Europe ! Working for a better future ! For China !
Meanwhile the Al Gore’s of this world get richer and richer peddling their con tricks. Fuck ‘em.
Mornin ar Cat !
Hi Frankie!
Your Bernard Manning is god comment was wiped earlier on orders from Rome.
I had replied with this:
Bernard was a very funny man who was looked down upon by pompous prigs who lacked a sense of humour, but no human being should really be called a god.
That word is very special and should not be used in hyperbole. It should be retained solely for describing Eric Clapton.
If Eric Clapton’s god, why didn’t he stop Connor falling out of the window?
Ok , but only if the word Goddess is reserved for Emily
When i posted that comment there were two Bernard Manning video clips
which also must have been removed !
He would have made a fantastic PM !
@Tessa: Surely you should recognise deployment of irony?
@Frankie: Fancy a spit roast, mate? Grunting Goddess…
We should start an “E” petition to get her back on here !
I raise you one.
I will start an “f” petition…
Breaking news !
Labour has announced it’s new policy on Europe
No more transfer of powers to Europe !
Now where have i heard that before ?
Labour would advocate higher taxes for the poor if it got them into office…
Just another party that will say and promise anything to get into power, and once that goal is attained, all the promises go straight in the bin.
They’ve lied too many times to ever be believed again.
I can’t guess – was it when the Tories took us in?
BBC are all lefties.
Mark Beardy-Git is the Director General (kudos Ishmael).
End of.
… and the Conservative party’s secret weapon is, and always has been, loyalty.
He wasn’t wrong though.
Old Mike Parkinson?
Want to rubbish cartoons? There’s a website for tShat.