Ed ♥ Ellie 4 Ever
Tuesday night saw the Aneurin Bevan Memorial Lecture in Parliament, with Ed Balls taking to stage. Having been unable to convince any of his Shadow Cabinet colleagues to take on Labour’s famous-for-Twitter foghorn Ellie Gellard as a Political Adviser, she’s instead writing his speeches, despite her being officially recorded as a staffer to Kerry McCarthy. Guido hears that it wasn’t for want of trying though…
Gellard has maintained a behind the scenes profile despite ruining Labour’s manifesto launch May 2010. Regular readers will remember her “Gordon is fantastic” speech unraveling in minutes after it emerged that she had previously called for his resignation in less than flattering terms. Since then Gellard has been the Team Balls cheerleader and her loyalty was rewarded on Tuesday with Balls heaping praise on his young admirer:
“I am not going to start this lecture by quoting from the current generation of Labour greats who have paid tribute to Nye Bevan – but by quoting from one of the next younger generation of Bevanites. Because I have been helped in researching this lecture by a young Bristol graduate, Ellie Gellard, the young woman who Labour chose to introduce Labour’s last manifesto in a new hospital in Birmingham. And the name on Twitter she goes by? ‘Bevanite Ellie’.”
And then again:
“That is why, I argued, Nye Bevan deserves the title of Labour’s greatest hero. And what greater tribute to the great man than that he is still a hero today – his name evoked by a new generation to describe their approach to politics. Ladies and gentlemen – just ask Bevanite Ellie… Thank you”
Enough to make a young girl blush…
Foghorn Leghorn
cute
There was a young slapper called Gellard
Who wrote speaches for some Labour retard
When it comes to some fun
I’d give her one
Just the thought and I’m now going hard
what on earth is that modded for?
You misspelt speeches so it’s your own fault.
Is it only me that finds teenie leftoid stepford types like Ellie creepy beyond belief?
I tweet aswell
You can follow me if you lick
Beauty fades. Stupidity lasts forever.
I could off her a job under me.
Heh Heh That’s a joke, son. Now sod, Ah say, sod off there, you imbecile, and don’t wish me any luck.
Is she fucking Balls?
No, she’s fucking bonkers
He goes too fast, but not all that deep.
Try me love. I’m famous for it.
Shes a graduate in what, Fuckwittery ?
Modern dance or some such thing
Doesn’t go very fast at all, and as for ‘deep’ – I’ve seen puddles of warm piss that had more depth than Ed Balls.
Mcdonalds not hiring then?
You probably get paid more working security and you don’t have to socially interact with anybody. Also at McD’s you can’t spend the whole day on the internet hitting F5. I think you should stay where you are.
Could Upchucka not get her on his shift at KFC?
She’s going no where near his shaft
I’m sure Ed’s done a lot of other things that would make a young girl blush!
To look at her you’d think Balls would come in her mouth.
Without my glasses I misread it as:
“Enough to make a young girl’s bush?”
“, Ellie Gellard, the young woman who Labour chose to introduce Labour’s last manifesto in a new hospital in Birmingham”
are sure thats right?
I mean launching a manifesto at a hosptial?
Then again you would have to sick to vote for Labour.
The last line might be coment of the day. what do you think?
No, not really.
But launching Labour’s manifesto at a hospital makes perfect sense. That way they could get it straight into intensive care and onto life support.
It’s as good as they come.
Labour broke electoral law by launching their manifesto in the new QE Hospital in Birmingham – using NHS property for party-political purposes isn’t allowed.
When they were pulled up on using the hospital – despite every speaker on the day referring to the overpriced PFI monstrosity as an example of Labour’s amazingness – they claimed that because the hospital wasn’t “finished” it was still technically a building site.
Lying Labour liars.
Was it operating as a hospital at the time? Full quota of pilgrims, 2 administrators for each patient, HAI endemic, that sort of thing?
“Nye Bevan deserves the title of Labour’s greatest hero”
Crikey these left wing thugs wear their hearts on someone else’s sleeve – whatever happened to Atlee et al.
Obviously dropped on her head when she was a baby!
She somehow survived the abortion process. That, or her DNA is not quite damaged enough to have caused a miscarriage.
Obviously not often enough.
There are few things less appealing than watching a deeply unattractive married older man making a fool of himself over a younger woman.
In politics it seems to be everywhere though – other than this particular instance all you have to do is turn up at one of Handycock’s constituency surgeries or follow Tom Watson around the bars of Soho and Westminster.
That would account for Tom’s recent gelled-quiff-and-Prada-spec-frames makeover. Unfortunately, Trinny & Susannah stand little chance against Ben & Jerry.
Or indeed Scottish and Newcastle.
Who are you refering to ?
Deeply unattractive?
You are too kind.
Truly ugly would be more honest.
Is Huhne more delusional than McTwat? The article from Guido’s links suggests it is becoming a close run thing. Perhaps if Huhne starts gnawing the carpets and barking at the traffic he might just get his nose in front.
Guido, please post that photo again of a three sheets to the wind Ellie bent over in a short skirt.
Ellie talking out of her arse. http://orderorder.files.wordpress.com/2010/04/ellie-gellard.jpg?w=150&h=206
That photo makes more sense if you invert it…
Doesnt surprise me as this behaviour is endemic in Politics.
Aneurine Bevan was a fraudster and black marketeer during the Second World War:
http://www.york.ac.uk/news-and-events/news/2005/welfare-state/
Gay Labour MP and Soviet Spy Tom Driburg also claimed to have seduced Bevan in his office at Westminter ….
http://everything2.com/user/aneurin/writeups/Thomas+Driberg
Clearly a load of Balls.
Thanks for the links, Cedric. Genuinely interesting in both cases.
+1
Of Driberg:
Remind you of anyone?
Looks like Bevan was a typical Labour trougher and bummer. At least PresHunt only fucks ladies whilst he stuffs his gob with the food he steals from us.
Does anyone have a plan of the Cannes Conference Centre kitchens?
I can get you a map of the broom cupboards for a small consideration.
“And what greater tribute to the great man than that he is still a hero today”
Who the fuck was Nye Bevan?
As lefties all adore the murder Che or the mass-murderer Mao they think highly of anybody who says they are “socialist”
To be a hero to Liebore you have you just have to be either a liar or, well, unpleasant.
Wing forward?
He played Outside Centre for Llanelli.
Obviously you’ve never used the NHS.
There’s a bizarre statue of someone called Aneurin Bevan in (possibly quite appropriately) Queen’s Street, Cardiff, posed in a ‘prominent arse’ style which suggests Jonny Wilkinson contemplating a conversion from the touchline. Apart from the fact that his head is permanently covered in pigeon shit, I can tell you very little about the fellow.
I will be remembered as a far greater prime minister than Thatcher. When I die, there should be a state funeral.
gurninggordon needs to be content in the knowledge that virtually the whole world believes he was the worst most disastrous pm the uk has ever had.
Up until I came along.
Apart from about 35% of the British public who would still be fucking stupid enough to vote for him.
I’ll attend, if I can fit it in; bung-hunting and all that, you understand, there’s a good fellow.
We should be able to manage a street party here and there.
Did she turn you down Guido? You’re just jealous because her good looks will get to her the top of the Labour Party, whereas your ugly mug …
Well it’s hardly a bold statement there seeing Jacqui Smith and Margaret Beckett and the rest of the Blair Babes (Munters) where once at the top of the labour party as well……….
“her good looks will get to her the top of the Labour Party”
Maybe so, it certainly will not be her brain though. But then, the average Labour voter is as thick as pigshit, so will hardly notice such minor failing.
Ah aneurinbevan.
A supporter of marx and mosely and a man that Churchill called ‘ a squalid nuisance’
I’m not at all surprised that balls thinks he’s his hero – they sound awfully similar.
Balls probably still has a Che Guevara t-shirt in his wardrobe.
Aye, next to the Shickelgruber outfit he is so fond of, no doubt.
But with all the free lunches he’s shovelled down his throat during his political career, his clothes have probably shrunk a few sizes since his uni days. So he might as well use his Che T-shirt to clean the car or wipe his arse.
Why does a woman called Sarah Brown keep phoning to beg me to become her husband’s doctor?
As long as she shows up sober, that’s half the battle won right there… I should know.
She gives good head.
Ellie,
need you to work late tonight. I have something that you need to get your teeth into. Its not a big thing but it should prove a handful for a woman of your talents. I have very confidence in you that you can lick this if you try.
remember not a word to Yvette
your very own Obergruppenführer
Ed
Will you wear your SS uniform again, mein Fuhrer?
xx
Ja vol. But remember, when you’re with me, your name is Eva. Heil Hitler!
Reductio ad Hitlerum
I still would, though.
What, after Ed Balls has been hanging out of it?
Believe it or not, he sold 400 tons of gold and went long on the €uro with the proceeds – then he writes that article.
A very confused individual to say the least.
The Guy doesn’t know what day it is he is that dosed up on drugs. Plus it was Sue’s husband that got Gordo to sell the gold so a certain company could make £££££££££££££££££££££££££
We don’t forget such generousity, unfortunately there are no posts available for Mr. Brown within our esteemed organisation at present, that match his unique skill set.
If one does becomes available before he dies or is sectioned, we will look most favourably upon his application to join us in a suitable role.
Written by Tony for a bet.
slow news day
He must be dipping it in her
Time to get on telly burning EU flags and holding signs calling the Germans Nazis and watch it catch on to put the spooks up the EUrocrats.
Readers might be amused to learn that my late father ( born 14.12.1912 the night the Titanic sank ! ) used to refer to that man as ‘Urinal’ Bevan
Sorry ! Should have read 14.04.1912
Charlie Whelan will be jealous
“That is why, I argued, Nye Bevan deserves the title of Labour’s greatest hero.”
Bevan was a drunk who screwed up health care in this country for at least 70 years.
I want to redistribute my wealth all over Ellie Gerard’s face.
Genius.
I was a man of principle. I supported the Gulags in USSR.
Balls is trying to flatter her because his career is failing. The British public are wise to him and no student politician can help him.
He should be talking to factory workers instead of party stooges.
If he can find any that is… of either factories or workers.
I’d smash her back door in.
Buy her a Bacardi Breezer and you’ll have the chance.
http://www.businessweek.com/news/2011-11-03/germany-s-bild-calls-for-greek-exit-referendum-on-bailouts.html
She sounds as though she needs shutting up and I have just the thing to do it with.
she looks about 12 years old…though around near where l was born under liebours successful 13 years in power would men should would have 3 kids by that age and enjoying her free council house and benfits!
Some union arsehole was on tv last night claiming the pension reforms where the biggest pensions Robbery in history. The tribal c unt obviously forgot about Browns raid on the private pensions or Browns enabler Robert Maxwell.
Utter wanker.
It is called deliberate non-retentive memory syndrome and is common in all political parties but especially the last Labour government.
Problem for them is that the new digital world has not got totally through to them yet.
She writes Miliband speeches? No wonder they are shite. Labour do good speeches even if they’re full of bullshit. Ed conference speech, however was appalling. That speech managed alienate everyone including Ed’s wife.
Bad news for Ed, Olive Oyl is at home sharpening her carving knife. If she can find his tiny little dick he might be in for a Bobbitting.
An attack on the wise and beautiful Ms. Gellard? Have you no decency?
Beautiful? Should have gone to Specsavers.
Careful. That’s the next Mrs. Jimmy you’re talking about there.
Next? So you’ve already failed once?
Balls must be shagging her. That’s probably why Yvette’s so depressed again.