This was Guy News “huhneting” three months ago. The CPS have again asked Essex Police for more evidence – this time emails from Vicky Pryce to the Sunday Times where she planted a “no fingerprints” story about Huhne. Unfortunately her fingerprints have now been found everywhere except on the steering wheel of the speeding car. We’ll get him in the end…
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Ai Weiwei in China fighting the taxman…
“Under totalitarian rule, no one is protected by law. We will all be the same helpless victims. When a country insists on its lies, it’s time for an artist to bring forth change.”
Ned Flanders – Clegg
Lisa Simpson – Natalie Bennett
Milhouse – Hilary Benn
Martin Prince – Andy Burnham
Edna Krabappel – Luciana Berger
Crazy Cat Lady – Glenda jackson
Comic book guy – John Prescott
Carl – Chucka
Lenny – Philip Hammond
Willie – Eric joyce
Poochie – Gordon Brown
Reverend Lovejoy – Tony Blair
Not long now right?
Hi Billy! Hope you’re ok.
Yeah am Good, Rats, hope all is well at your end?
My end is always well open and available Billy, you should know that.
Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery phoney Rats! Get your own feckin moniker!
@Rats
dont worry, Sockpuppet is so easy to spot
You can come and spot me anytime duckie.
Who’s that thick Twat with the mike, more like GAY NEWS if you ask me.
FFS will someone please send in a man with a lawnmower to cut that grass at the CPS !
Sordid party with Sordid MPs. Today we have confirmation that Clegg is totally insane. He claims it would be economic lunacy pot to be in the EU and that the Uk cannot influence on the margins. First, the Uk would be bankrupt if we were in the EU as Huhne aggressively promoted and denounced those who spoke against him (like Clegg is doing now). We are on the margins as 1o Eu countries not int he Eu and if this develops we will have no voice at all to the 17 who will vote in their interests. So Clegg has started to deride anyone suggesting the UK ought to renegotiate or get out of the EU. There is absolutely NO substance to what he says. But he is very committed to making the UK part of a single European state.
Let us not forget Clegg wrote that “all nations have a cross to bear, and none more so than Germany with its memories of Nazism. But the British cross is more insidious still. A misplaced sense of superiority, sustained by delusions of grandeur and a tenacious obsession with the last war, is much harder to shake off”.[38][39] The article was dusted down during the 2010 General Election campaign when the Daily Mail interpreted the article as being a “Nazi slur on Britain” . Time left office and lived in Germany.
Sordid party with Sordid MPs. Today we have confirmation that Clegg is totally insane. He claims it would be economic lunacy not to be in the EU and that the Uk cannot influence on the margins. First, the UK would be bankrupt if we were in the EU as Huhne aggressively promoted and denounced those who spoke against him (like Clegg is doing now). We are on the margins as 1 of 10 EU countries not in the EU and if this develops we will have no voice at all to the 17 who will vote in their interests. So Clegg has started to deride anyone suggesting the UK ought to renegotiate or get out of the EU. There is absolutely NO substance to what he says. But he is very committed to making the UK part of a single European state.
Let us not forget Clegg wrote that “all nations have a cross to bear, and none more so than Germany with its memories of Nazism. But the British cross is more insidious still. A misplaced sense of superiority, sustained by delusions of grandeur and a tenacious obsession with the last war, is much harder to shake off”.[38][39] The article was dusted down during the 2010 General Election campaign when the Daily Mail interpreted the article as being a “Nazi slur on Britain” . Time he left office and lived in Germany.
He cant get Jim to fix it for him now !
Bob the Builder can though.
Keir Starmer probably will…
OWS to get a White Powder delivery (of the GAIAist variety)
http://www.silive.com/news/index.ssf/2011/10/post_260.html
Sounds like the Earth goddess doesn’t like crusty protesters.
That’s why the Arabs will win in the end – they’re smart enough to protest in the spring, when it’s getting warmer.
The lefties, on the other hand…
Didn’t it enter the heads of the Unwashed that October is a really fucking stupid time to be pitching tents in London?
June – balmy weather, nothing lower than 18C at night = great!
October – overnight temperatures heading towards zero, you have no heating = are you fucking thick?
And these thick cunts think they know how to run the world?
They go home at night.
Ah.
To recharge their iPhones, I suppose.
True anticapitalist warriors.
“Arabs Spring”
http://www.tnr.com/article/world/96555/egypt-genital-mutilation-fgm-muslim-brotherhood
Definitely running late.
Oh and keep up the pressure Guido/Neo, Politicons need to be held to account, not only for thier policys but also for thier double standards and lies/crimes.
He is as slippery as a bucket of eels…
He is as slippery as a bucket of shit. How long is it going to take the CPS to get their bloody fingers out of their arseholes?
One is tempted to be vulgar.
http://www.physorg.com/news/2011-10-scientists-hagfish-anti-shark-slime-weapon.html
Let’s hope we’re on the home straight now Guido. I must say you’ve played a blinder.
”Guy News” sounds more like he played a bender
It’s pointless chasing me for I is rich
It’s pointless chasing Huhne because, for reasons of safety, the environment and general social responsibility, we drive within the limit.
Whereas Huhne doesn’t give a fuck about any of that.
The Grand Master is looking after him as he is me. Boaz.
I see you are in the News again Mike. Get Chris to report it to me to keep the police off your back until the Grand Master fixes everything. I will then report that it is out of my remit, and outside my powers to investigate in about 6 months time. Also you report Chris to me for the same reasons. Jahbulon.
http://www.portsmouth.co.uk/news/politics/i_have_got_myself_into_this_situation_i_feel_dreadful_1_3197487
Sir Michael I report Chris Huhne MP to you for obstructing the course of justice, lying to the police and shagging deviants. Boaz.
And after you have sat on it for 6 months and decided it is not within your remit, the Police and CPS will say that due to passage of time it would not be in the public interest to pursue the matter at this late stage. Boaz
Jahbulon.
Jahbulon, your Royal Highness.
Jahbulon.
I don’t know what all this jahbulon is about, but, when am I going to get my next makeover?
++++++++++Breaking News+++++++++++
Sir Jimmy Savile has died.
R.I.P Jimmy
Christ, someone’s updated his Wikipedia page already!
Mind you, if Wikipedia says he’s dead, it could mean he’s still alive and well.
Ow’s about that, then ?
Hows about that then! Seriously, RIP Jimmy Savile. He was a good hearted soul.
Post a link Billy. I can’t get anything on the MSM.
R.I.P Sir Jimmy, larger than life and one of the good guys.
Was waiting ages to make a crap joke about the death of a minor celeb…thanks Jim for fixing it for me
He raised more than £40million for charity – a lot more – but his accountant said it was so much that he couldn’t keep track.
Sad that we lose the people who are kindhearted, hardworking and worthwhile and get left with dross like the prezzas and the huhnes.
“It was once estimated he gave 90 per cent of his income to charity.”
Compare that with our troughing MPs and it becomes ever-clearer we’re electing the wrong people.
I gave the proceeds of my book to charity.
Raised millions for blown to bits soldiers.
I can get into heaven now.
I have atoned for my sins.
I like the sound of that. A Tone…Kind of like me. Do you think I’ll be made a saint?
I think the devil is patiently waiting for you and your ilk. And of course your good friend gaddafi has gone ahead of you so you wont be lonely when you get there.
Well we have an ex-member of the Hitler Youth as pope, so anything’s possible, Tony…
“her fingerprints have now been found everywhere except on the steering wheel of the speeding car.”
Class. 10/10.
Agree +10
“She is said to have told police that it was Huhne behind the wheel, an allegation which he denies.
At the time, the then-MEP was driving home from Stansted Airport after flying back from the Europe@n Parliament.
Guido
Please indulge me?
those two lines are from the Telegraph piece that is linked to in the post. I f i read it right the Telegraph say themselves that Hunt was driving back from Stansted, Could Hunt sue as he would say they are lying and why have they made this statment?
They are basically accusing Hunt in the piece and confirming he was driving?
Or am i reading too much into the words (If so then i apologise)?
Two probable explanations:
1. Once again, the Mailygraph’s so-called journalists haven’t thought-through what they’ve typed, or..
2. They’re goading him.
My money’s on 1.
To be Fair the Mail journalists ( average age 15) have their hands full at the moment covering TOWIE and X Factor and havent got the time to devote to “Serious” …boring booo… news stories .
OK, excuse my ignorance, but what exactly is TOWIE?
The
Only
Way
Is
Essex.
Dont watch it.
Oh good. I have not watched anything like this for some four decades. I can now appear hip again without having to sit through it all. Thanks AC1. I take it it is not necessary to know any more?
Оh gооd. І hаvе nоt wаtchеd аnythіng lіkе thіs fоr sоmе fоυr dеcаdеs. І cаn nоw аppеаr hіp аgаіn wіthоυt hаvіng tо sіt thrоυgh іt аll. Thаnks АC1. І tаkе іt іt іs nоt nеcеssаry tо knоw аny mоrе?
I was too embarrassed to ask what TOWIE was – I only keep the TV for science/history progs and sport, and there’s little enough of either.
I shall make a point of not watching it.
The Daily-Wail doesn’t have many news stories, but compare to the BBC’s news AGENDA (narrative) it’s looks like Gold Star Journalism.
http://www.bishop-hill.net/blog/2011/10/29/sits-vac.html
“He or she will also report for a broader..”
Ooh, er. I think we’re discriminating against the transgender communiteh, there.
It is also mandatory for them to have at least one non-story each day about the following:
Jordan
Kim Khardashian
Lindsey Lohan.
It is only worth glancing at for Littlejohn’s column and Quentin Letts.
I believe Cheryl Cole is guest Editor at the moment.
“I’ll say this for Chris Huhne, he always gets his points across.”
Can anyone tell me who said this?
Fuck off TAT and shove it up your arse, assuming you can get your client to pull his dick out first. Fucking rentboy.
Calm down dear it’s only a sockpuppet…….
One of his senior LibDem colleagues.
Hope so, sick and tired of this fecker.
Huhne & Fox ridding in a Serco meat wagon.
If you got a length of hose and attached one end to the Serco meat wagon’s exhaust pipe, and the other end into the air vent on the roof, you could substantially reduce both the prison population and the rate of re-offending.
Why has no-one thought of this before?
I do hope you’re joking – according to propaganda, the Einsatzgruppen had the same thing 70 years ago.
Vorsprung durch technik…
Ja, ich machte einen Witz.
Und ein sehr guter Witz auch!
I think it’s fact not propaganda.
Left wing scandals always involve money in some way.
With the Tories it’s usually sex.
It’s white collar versus purple helmet
Sometimes it’s both – take Lord Prescot; bonking his mistress in his office, in working hours, and spending our money in casinos in Australia.
The First Law of Labour Politics
Everything gets blown in the end…
To be fair to Labour, having been addicted to OPM (Other Peoples Money), they did their damndest to make sure there was as little as possible left by the time they left power – obviously trying to protect Rusty from temptation.
A variant of “Take me, I’m yours, you hole”?
That Labour reasoning in full:
What’s mine is yours.
What’s yours is mine.
I’ve got fuck all – let’s share!
I thought it went:
What’s yours is mine.
What’s mine is my own.
Huhne is a Lib Dem so he gets to involve both.
Labour has branched out into sex scandals in recent years:
John Prescott
David Blunkett
Robin Cook
Nigel Griffiths
We should all be ashamed of ourselves. Poor Mr Handycock ‘feels dreadful’.
http://www.portsmouth.co.uk/news/politics/i_have_got_myself_into_this_situation_i_feel_dreadful_1_3197487
Y’know the libdems were handed a God-given, once in a lifetime chance, with this unexpected coalition to prove they could provide a viable government.
If they had done that I thought they might have a chance of overtaking the failing labour party as the 2nd political party in the uk.
What will they be remembered for when this coalition fiasco is over? huhne ducking and diving to avoid prosecution, laws troughing his expenses, hancock exposed as a potential russian spy and with very dodgy sexual history, cable incapable of managing his own financial affairs let alone those of state and cleggie so pro european he makes angelamerkel look like a sceptic.
They have been pitiful in government and proved beyond doubt that they are not up to the job. Completely inept and very disappointing. Instead of winning more voters to their cause they have lost voters as people have realised how weak and incompetent they are .
+n
Don’t forget Laws paying rent to his boyfriend.
Is that an Assured Shorthold Tenancy under Part 1 of The Housing Act 1988 and Part III of The Housing Act 1996, wherein he has to keep the drains, gutters and pipes clear?
Shorthold?
I thought it was a Reacharound Tenancy…
So Guido what’s the going rate for Perverting the Course of justice nowadays??
SHAAAAAAAAAAAAAA WOADYYYYYYYYYYYYY WODYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY NOW THEN NOW THEN.
Y’know the libdems were handed a God-given, once in a lifetime chance, with this unexpected coalition to prove they could provide a viable government.
If they had done that I thought they might have a chance of overtaking the failing labour party as the 2nd political party in the uk.
What will they be remembered for when this coalition fiasco is over? huhne ducking and diving to avoid prosecution, laws troughing his expenses, hancock exposed as a potential russian spy and with very dodgy sexual history, cable incapable of managing his own financial affairs let alone those of state and cleggie so pro europe@n he makes angelamerkel look like a sceptic.
They have been pitiful in government and proved beyond doubt that they are not up to the job. Completely inept and very disappointing. Instead of winning more voters to their cause they have lost voters as people have realised how weak and incompetent they are .
Look nell have some respect, Sir Jimmy Saville has just passed away!
+1
I think, crucially, they’re almost certainly haemorrhaging supporters – I doubt very much that many people are renewing their Party membership. After the next election, the LibDems may have few if any MPs, and certainly no money.
which is why Corporal Clegg is so keen on this :
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/politics/8857083/Parties-should-get-3-per-vote-from-taxpayers.html
So that could mean the taxpayer funding extreme political parties too who get votes could it?
Can’t see that washing.
Ah, the LibDims have thought of a new way to tax and spend our money.
Another reason they’re not going to be around much longer.
I agree that each party should get £3.
In total.
In Cobbetts time, MPs used to buy votes.
Now it is proposed that they are paid for them.
I am struggling to decide which is worse.
With a 20 pound a year application fee.
How about having to pay £3 when you cast your vote? No £3, no vote. That way, the scheme costs nothing. Just an idea. Tax of the (coughs) Polish variety.
I was more tempted by the idea that the winning candidate would get 3 quid per vote.
Candidates could then choose whether or not to give the money to the party. It would create some interesting rows, and spread the cash further than the three ‘main’ parties.
Hmmm. Expenisve. My scheme costs the exchequer £9.00. Finito!
I’d prefer one vote with every pound of tax extorted…
It would make for some “interesting” elections.
Would there be a discounted rate for postal votes?
Otherwise they’ll all be at it…
@AC1
I think that’s a good idea, but when the fatcat directors of FTSE100 companies have awarded themselves 49% pay rises (“we’re all in this together”), that does skew things a bit in favour of the country’s tosspots. (forgive me if I sound a bit socialist.)
Maybe a modification of your idea:
Benefit claimants and other assorted scroungers, including those whose benefit-payments are disguised as “civil service paycheques”: 0 votes each.
Everyone else: 1 vote each.
TT – if you read the Speccie link at the top right, you’ll see the 49% rise wasn’t 49% at all, but 16%.
Besides, 50% of that goes straight to the Treasury, so on the whole it’s no bad thing.
Now if it was Town Clerks paying themselves 230K a year, I’d be upset. But it’s private industry, so as long as the shareholders are OK about it, it’s none of anyone else’s business.
I’d be inclined to go further than the 1 vote / 0 votes solution – weight votes by the net contribution to the country, so Wayne and Waynetta get -1 vote each.
@Paragnostic
Fair enough, excellent point.
The Wayne and Waynetta thing is quite brilliant.
Peace!
It’s beyond the point where Cameron should sack Clegg – he was a busted flush before the election, another non producer.
Now then, now then. I have a letter from Chris Huhne who writes “Dear Jim, Will you fix it for me to get off the hook and keep my job?” Well, Chris, I’m afraid not. Now then, now then.
LOL
Goodness gracious guys and gals whatever next?
Now then , now then , Chris
i’ll do it first thing Monday morning !
don’t know about all these sexual allegations
but i’ve always been partial to a large hand rolled Cuban !
What a load of shizzle that was!
Jimmy was the people’s DJ.
That tribute will cost you £125,000. I don’t do anything for free.
BBC are reading out ‘celeb’ tweets.
So far Alan Sugar and John Prescott.
Superb journalism. 54 journalists on Newsbeat reading twitter to see what’s been said about the dead.
£1 billion well spent.
Cruise lines will be weeping, a very good customer has gone…..
Doesn’t every “journalist” work that way, now? Maybe that’s what they teach in Media Studies courses, or whatever course it is the generally unemployable do between leaving school and getting ‘work’ at places like the Mailygraph.
No doubt we’ll see a tweet from Superbore Sarah Beard eulogising Sir Jimmy.
heidiklum Heidi Klum
by SarahBrownUK
Continuing a special night in DC with @sarahbrownUK ! We are both award winners tonight! Congrats to Sarah on the Global Komen Award!
I thought that was a muncipality in Slovenia and therefore not global.
Who on earth is heidiklum? Don’t tell me she’s yet another yank model that sarah is chasing for yet another photo-op in america.
Couldn’t she have found herself a proper worthwhile occupation instead of this chasing around the globe after imaginary celebrity people that most of us have never heard of!!
What a bird brain!!
3.4 Billion of extortion per year.
130,000 equivalent Slaves.
Its at times like this, with the death of Mr Saville that I wish the NOTW was still up and running, all the idiots saying he was a great guy? Heres a photo of him at the Jersey ‘care home’ where kids seemd to keep getting bummed and dying, odd that? Odder he took out an injunction against the tabloids from mentioning it either, it will all come out now……..
http://i29.tinypic.com/11i0co8.jpg
In Leeds he was well known for a taste in young, very young, flesh – but usually of the female variety, although that’s not an excuse.
If tin could speak, those minivans could tell a tale or two.
If tin could spеak, those minivans could tell a tale or two.
Іf tіn cоυld spеаk, thоsе mіnіvаns cоυld tеll а tаlе оr twо.
There you go. You wait all day for a van to come along and then three come at once.
How’s about that, then?
Now we get to know about savilles sex life with corpses
Do we? Do tell.
RIP Sir Jimmy Savile.
What a legend
Neither did he tolerate assholes in his nightclubs.
Or anyone over the age of 17
When the BBC and q u e e r s meet and promote eachother it produces
TOTAL DECADENCE !
I love it
It seems Savile Row was married and had many children
Long live his many offsprung
ROFL
He was a Bevin Boy down the mines, so he must have refused to fight in World War 2.
Although the historical politically correct revisionism of today would have you believe they volunteered to break their backs down the mines for the war effort.
Mining was indeed a reserved occupation – but if you knew anything about history you’d realise that without coal, we’d have been fucked. It wasn’t as if everything ran on windmills, like it does now…
Bevin boys were selected from conscripts. For many it was not their free choice.
I was going to point that one out, too.
And let’s not point out that the NUM called miners’ strikes during the war – when our naval fleet ran on, erm, coal.
They ran on oil.
Churchill insisted the Navy change to oil in 1904. He teamed up with Jackie Fisher to thwart the Lordships who insisted that as we had plentiful coal, we should have coal powered ships. An nd the admiralty had decided that there wasn’t enough oil available in the world to supply a Navy the size of the RN.
But coaling was time consuming, and dirty. Coal couldn’t produce the power of oil for the same storage, so coal ships had shorter range and slower speeds. And coal ships couldn’t replenish at sea.
So in around 1910, Britain began to move to an all oil Navy.
HMS HOOD, for example, laid down mid-WW1 was an oil carrying ship.
Almost all the UK’s petroleum, fuel, navy oil and aviation fuel was supplied by Venezuela and the USA. Most of the Persian gulf oilfields that we occupied at that time were used to supply Russia.
But you are correct. Coal powered the factories and the furnaces and heavy industry that allowed construction. Without it, we would have been finished.
Ah, *eats humble pie*. I think I confused The Great War (BBC) with The World at War (ITV).
Bevin Boys were ALL conscripys, and had no choice whatever. They went to the pits as a result of a ballot of all conscripts. It was bloody hard work, worse than soldiering.
So there.
saville feigned an injury after a month and spent the rest of the war as an ‘entertainer’
The Daleks introduced a similar regime in Daleks Invasion Earth 2150.
I heard he was a wierdo who sat at one end of a tunnel that nobody else would go anywhere near because it had buried a lot of miners, reading a book.
Mind you, this story comes from a man who claimed his dad’s greatest feat as salesman for ICI was selling three million yards of Crimplene to the USSR…
One of the more amusing features of the Eglish judicial system is that investigations appear to take place publicly
The Police question so and so…
The CPS asks the Police for so and so…
Giving all the time and possibility to any crooks to organise themselves and destroy/tamper with/avoid any evidence etc
Has the whole system of judicial procedure broken down as well?
Or perhaps criminal New Labour and its legal acolytes wanted the system to be as broken as possible….to avoid subsequent prosecution of themselves
Oh dear
Censorship again
Grow up Guido if you ever want to be ta
taken seriously again
We are talking about facts here
And why the English legal systelm has broken down
WHich everyone now realises
What are you talking about ?
The English judicial system is the best in the world
It never prosecutes criminal politicians and lawyers, only ignorant voters
Is that not its purpose ?
Please go and visit a few places in Africa, they love people like you.
If you’re a marxist you believe in using other peoples money to keep you in luxury.
gaddafi did it for 42 years!!
I give up. Cameron is not a moron, and if any of you would like to be in his place just now go for it. Huge problem with you people, you cannot see what is actually in front of you. Yours sincerely, Given Up.
Dear British CPS
If I surrender to Scotland yard how many years will it take to decide if I have to stand trial or not?
I had been concerned that you had decided to work faster during the English riots when British citizens where arrested, charged, tried and imprisoned within 48hrs but now am relieved to see that you have reverted back in Mr Huhne’s case to the pace of a spastic snail.
As I am much more important than Mr Huhne and I know where Mrs Blair, Straw, Mandelson, Rothschild and the LSE professors have burried the skeletons, can I count on you to prevent me ever facing justice?
Yes, for a modest fee Guido will publish a photo of you with a crosshairs graphic and the caption “We’ll get him in the end”.
Works every time.
Damian McBide?
Ok. Failed to work once. The system has since been perfected.
How does it feel to be targeted Jimmy, you fat fuck?
http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kswmulmrHQ1qzpem8o1_500.jpg
The phrase “savaged by a dead sheep” springs irresistibly to mind.
“We’ll get him in the end”.
ooh Jimmy, you are awful.
Guido’s sucks any Mossad cock he can find
Try another station…!
There was a classic phone-in call on TalkSport last night. Some woman called in saying that Gadaffi wasn’t all that bad because he had promised not to attack Israel, and to her (as a Jew) that made him a gentleman.
The cynical might think this was a prank call, but no – this woman really exists and is that stupid.
You couldn’t make it up!
“Sitting in my tent in the desert, I promise not to attack a nation with a stockpile of 200+ nuclear warheads. Yours sincerely, M Gadaffi (gentleman & country squire).”
Actually, I reckon that Robert Mugabe bloke’s a gent for not threatening to destroy us, recently. (Mind you, with the state of Britain’s defences at the moment, after Camoron’s smashed them to bits, if he tried we might well be fucked.)
He’s a cunt, isn’t he?
(I’m really enjoying that link you gave me!)
Pea pea pea pea pea. Heh heh.
Oh Vey
Dear Saif
My advice to you would be to get out the desert, after all there is no long grass there which we could make good use of.
Regards
dear saif , please do give yourself up to the ICC.
We are all waiting to hear what you have to say about your close relationship with the likes of bliar, straw, mandy and brown. And we hear that they are having many sleepless nights worrying about your wellbeing.
You really need to come and put them out of their misery.
We, the royal and all powerful we, have decided that Mr Huunnee will never be prosecuted for anything
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Yet again “Do Nowt Dave tries to grab a headline by coming up with a £25 benefit deduction for criminal convictions !
If he was serious he would implement it now ,Not in two years time when everybody will have forgotten he said it !
Bean Faced TWAT !
Good afternoon sir. Long time no blog. Are you well? Have you been up they bronze mines again?
All that will do is increase mugging and shoplifting as the indolent and pissed try to get back the 25 quid to which they feel entitled.
Now if they refuse to pay child benefit after the first child, that will reduce crime, but only in a generation or so.
You’re right though – Rusty is a twat.
Why subsidised the first one?
Go further and charge parents for education their own.
Kill two birds with one stone. State Benefits begin and end with state education. It presently costs about £120K to educate a kid in the state education system. Let’s up it to £150K (small class sizes, decent teachers). And that’s your lot. At age 17, a cheery wave at the school gate and you’re on your own. Want kids? Pay for them. Want healthcare? Pay for it. Want unemployment protection? Take out your own insurance.
They should just not exist FULL STOP.
Government is a transfer agency so one family can be made richer only by making a few more families poorer + the bureaucratic overhead + the subsidy harms quality + the dysgenic effect on future generations + the social effect of disconnecting work and rewards.
“They should just not exist FULL STOP.”
Schools, or kids?
I’m pretty keen on getting rid of kids (which, I suppose, means getting rid of schools, too). Especially kids who scream in supermarkets. I hate that. Unless it’s me who’s making them scream, by burning their arms with a cigarette lighter, in which case they can scream as much as they (or, more accurately, I) want.
JAIL HIM !
Heterosexuals are not fit to govern this country !
Or there might be “No Case to Answer”? (Hopefully not…)
If there is evidence that someone said: “Please take my points!” that’s one thing.
But if there is evidence that someone said: “Don’t worry! I’ll take your points!” that’s another thing, entirely.
The CPS would be very wary of charging someone with an offence if they knew that there could be a credible defence of: “entrapment.”
But no defence for perjury, which also means that Vicky will go down with him.
True. Unless the CPS decide there’s no case to answer, so then Vicky’s evidence will not be heard, so no perjury would be committed.
Though wasting police time would be a possibility.
Can’t help thinking it would have been easier to write this than link to Twitter Billy, you shameless self publicist
You are free to ignore or respond, no-one forced you to reply.
Working to the said principle……fuck off.
Prezza blames ‘cloned’ credit card for apparent excessive spending by his staff
Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2055018/John-Prescott-denies-splashing-taxpayers-money-casino-insists-credit-card-cloned.html#ixzz1cBrI0LXc
Interesting . remind me again how many hundreds of pounds were spent through that credit card in mr chu’s in hull ( prezza’s favourite watering hole) ?
Should think it would be easy enough to track – who signed the chits on the night?
Oh Mister Chu, what shall I do -
I’m feeling kind of caught-out troughing bastard blue…
Oh Mr Chink
What do you think?
I’m puking it all
Down the kitchen sink.
We should go to Tent City with our ukeleles, Cat.
I’m sure we’d go down a treat!
I’m game!
Pyjamas lying side by side,
Ladies nighties I have spied.
I’ve often seen what goes inside,
When I’m cleaning tent flaps.
Paragnostic and Schrödinger’s scat, the pseuds corner of order_order.com.
Why is yawning a communicable disease?
“Why is yawning a communicable disease”?
I don’t know, but you’re one big fucking yawn.
It is important you do not have sex until you and your current partner(s) have finished the antibiotics.
I think I’ll leave the troll tickling to you, Cat.
Incidentally, did you know that schizophrenics aren’t susceptible to the yawning reflex? Must be a clue to the mentality of the average troll there, but I’m too bored to follow it up.
One for the trolls:
Enjoy!
A troll posts a vid about trolls. How apt.
@Paragnostic
Re the yawn reflex and schizophrenia. Both of us are susceptible to it!
I’m still trying to work out how mangling George Formby lyrics would qualify for Pseuds Corner – shurley shome mishtake?
That he uses the term Pseuds Corner without knowing what it means perhaps qualifies him for some reward… What could that possibly be?
Did the fat b*stard report these cloning crimes to the police at the time ????
I doubt it !!
What? At the time it never happened or at the time he dreamed it up as a nice get-out-of-prison excuse?
You know, in politics it’s always like watergate. It’s not really the crime, it’s the coverup that finally gets you.
Shame that cancer is such a slow killer !!
It can be pretty quick – diagnosis to morgue in under 2 weeks, especially in an NHS Deathcamp. But in Bevanite Penny’s case, I’d like it be a slow and drawn-out process. Years. Many, many painful years filled with pain and suffering and fear.
sally, no, you are just a baboy in knickers !!
Smack my bitch up.
Clocks go back tonight.
Fucking Adam Werritty forgot to pay the installments on them
indeed.
Dont forget to turn your clocks back tonight, im turning mine back to 1942 when there wasn’t any muslims in the country
hahahahahahahahahaha
so the next fatwa is chasing you ??
seriously… no porkies ??
Mo hamed, mo problems.
History is not on your side munchkins, you will have to go a long way back for that.
I don’t wish to be the most boring woman in the country, but there’s a Muslim cemetery in Woking dating back to the Victorian era.
Most Muslims were sailors, NE,NW, Sth Wales had them from Aden, India.
A visit to the best kind of muslim…
lmao a good one from Billy.
Another trough invite, £’s or pies?
Inasmuch and notwithstanding previous engagements of a broadcast nature, I must defer and decline such invitations up and until the time at which cash payments are available, or pies.
Do the HMCR have a tariff for pies-in-kind?
Today is the motor trader’s favourite day. All the clocks go back.
Means Huhne would have been travelling even faster
Jimmy “Saville”
…says John Prescott. Tireless fund spender and a real character misplacer. Savile only has one “l”.
Surely fundraising was rendered obsolete in the years 1997-2010, when the Great and Generous Labour Party sprayed magic money here, there and everywhere?
Yep.
jimmy saville raised £40million for the public , prezza tried to trough that much from the public.
Oh get her!
Nothing is MORE selfish than taxation.
Taxation is theft.
All tax is theft.
The fix is in – Huhne will stitch us all up. ‘Not in the public interest’. You wait and see…
What crawled up her flue?
Must be red rag day.
And to think the left pick on little old me
I wonder if Luke is short for Lucia.
Don’t fuck it. It’s a bloke…
And don’t for get C) Giving freaks like Luke Frost sex change operations on the NHS.
The whole NHS is a subsidy for NOT looking after your own health. i.e. an economic incentive to NOT look after your own health.
The NHS “premium” is based on fining you for working, not your health status!
…more than once!
Evenin ar cat !
Off up there in the morning for a few days after a couple of months
of 13 hr days
a short break and then it starts again !
I must have been a right bad bastard in a previous life !
From what I hear, you have not been so good in this one
Lucky bastard… Take it easy.
No change there then.
Cheers Cat !
Tax is spent “helping”…
I’m sure failure rewards help noone.
Well it’s spent helping bureaucrats at the expense of everyone else in the country.
No way; the bureacrats help tyhemselves. It has always been so.
No, it is because there is an objection to our taxes being used to ‘ help’ those who are perfectly capable of helping themselves – but choose not to. Nobody objects to helping those who need it. Pity you cannot see the difference.
I tried that line, but all i got was abuse.
As soon as you say the word “Libertarian” they start frothing at the mouth and spaz out on you, seen it all before from these freshly brainwashed Marxists.
You’d have thought the cold war never happen listening to some of them.
I put it on my visiting cards now…
I did “Right wing/ lib” guess i should go and gas myself ( thats how the lefties like it)
Here we see the socialist brain in action with the “everyone is a racist” mantra, the taking away of self determination and dreams of Utopia wherever that is.
“you dislike the fact that your tax is spent helping A) You.”
Isn’t that a pretty inefficient way of helping yourself?
(answer: yes.)
What she said: “Libertarians are fucking sick people.”
Subtext: Libertarians are fucking sick people, when that was Jimmy Savile’s job.
Is that ucasu frost person a man or a woman?
Anyway most of use dislike the fact that our taxes, between 1997 and 2010 were used by a selfish labour party to wage an illegal war, to line their own pockets and as prezza’s govt credit card has just proved to pay for expensive restaurants, foreign travel and casinos.
I prefer that the govt leaves as much of my hard earned cash in my own pocket so that I can afford to look after my family rather than theirs.
You hideous selfish scum!
All your money belongs to us.
I spend my money more wisely than than the previous labour government who spent in on their fancy houses, their fancy cars, their first class travel, their five star hotels and what was left they spent on idiots at the uea on agw and the ipcc on himalayan glaciers they said were melting but didn’t and the rest they threw away in £billions on scotland.
I’m alright Jimmy!
Reminds me of some youtube comments.
I hate fucking america.
then stop fucking america you idiot.
Who is this female, maybe Jim can fix it for her to get laid, she certainly sounds like she needs to.
Please, plesase, please can the CPS charge that gobshite Huhne. It would make my year to see that slimy tw@t before the courts.
Is Gaza-region again on brink of war?
South Israel under major rocket assault
http://www.ynetnews.com
Injuries reported in Ashkelon, Gan Yavne as rockets explodes throughout south following IDF strike that left five terrorists dead..
Been on the cards for the last week or so.
Reports yesterday of Libyan SAMs finding their way to Gaza, and earlier in the week of Hizbollah planning to retake Galilee.
Still, Gilad Shalit’s home…
I’m crying my eyes out.
is the best you can do Guido?
Talking of flashbacks, you seem to have gone very quiet about your capital punishment petition? What’s the latest figure?
Either you misjudge the public mood or for some reason even those who agree with you don’t seem to want to be associated with you?
Launch your own website then.
Bill are you sure this isn’t prezza or straw’s son on a bender? Because that’s what it sounds like.
Oh rednaylor claims he’s a marxist and feminist – he’ll be right at home then with the likes of sallyalley, pollytwaddle and hattyharpic won’t he? Not to mention germaingreer.
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/politics/8832061/Polly-Toynbees-man-makes-a-meal-of-his-expenses.html
Y’know we have to feel really sorry for the marxist left since gordon got voted out of power.
It’s not just prezza that’s feeling the pinch now that his govt credit card’s been taken away from him.
pollytwaddle’s husband , formerly of the leftwing ‘unbiased’ audit commission (bit like the beeb), and now unemployed is no longer able to indulge himself at the over the top expensive reform club at taxpayers expense.
Sad, very sad!!
Saif al-Islam Gaddafi is innocent – Saif al-Islam Gaddafi
Chris Huhne is innocent – Chris Huhne
George Davis is innocent – George Davis
Fred West was a British serial killer – Wikipedia
It is only when criminals are dead that they cease defending the indefensible.
Cat. Innocent until proven guilty.
I feel sure saif al islam should come and put his case to the ICC . We all want to hear about his relationship with mandy and nate, bliar , straw and gordon.
Don’t discourage him from coming and telling his side of the story.
I have no doubt that powerful financial forces based in corfu are telling him he’d be better off running away and hiding.
I agree. BTW, about 2 weeks or so ago. Gaddafi had two sons called Saif. It was the other one that was reported killed.
That;s OK Cat.
The one that’s a pal of mandy and nate still lives to tell an interesting tale.
Not so safe now is he?
Understand that the Huhne has gone out and bought himself a new Nissan Neutrino. He now knows that the light should never reach the camera.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2055138/Queens-Diamond-Jubilee-Craft-craft-amazing-Thames-flotilla-mark-occasion.html
Life’s not all doom and gloom.
The real armada planned for Her Maj’s jubilee next year.
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/middleeast/syria/8857898/Assad-challenge-Syria-at-your-peril.html
Talking of marxists – gaddafi said, when he thought he might lose libya, that he would ‘ burn libya to the ground’
Now assad is saying if anyone tries to stop me ‘I will burn the region to the ground’
Great people these marxcists aren’t they ? They don’t have anyone else’s interests except their own at heart. And they’re prepared to destroy everybody except themselves to hang onto their peoples money for their own use!!
he is doing the right thing and helping hard-working families. It’s the right thing to do.
Jimmy Savile …. Rest In Peace , brought a bit of light into peoples lives .
Prescott “my cards were cloned” ah but did you still collect the winnings ?
Huhne : faster than the speed of sound , unable to speak
Mp abused and threatend by Muslims against decent government , the long road to the end of Finchley .
Heffer “we must put a stop to this bloated dictatorship” just not paying for it would be a start , (noting Saab has just been snapped up for mere 100mn Rover only went for £1)
Janet Daly has a point really , it is not really a union in the co-operative sense ,its become suffer until you aquesce , alas the bust has made its mal intents that much clearer , all the gravy train riders/promoters should just take note that so many people are now without a job and have been given a huge debt to boot .
I have campaigned against the EU for many years now , often not been thought of well for it paticulary if you spoke out, we now have some journalists openly saying “we were right ” . The bit I had never really understood dawned on me a few days ago (not there is that much to understand about lavish franchised fraudulent collectiveism), for some time there had been various outbursts about modern cultural changes , the loss of traditional lunch in France as fast food appeared , the dissapearence of the Dolcha vita air in italy , the continual modernity of Spain , the tune of Beetovens 3rd came to mind , yes that tune meant the same thing in whatever EU country , the national anthems gone at all except footbal matches and foreign visits , the euro meant the same thing , the loss of national identity can be such a subtle thing , but when you realise it is being orchestrated , you feel a little different about the journey from nation to province.
Before WW1 there was this complex diplomatic arangement designed to stop the sort of war seen in the Napoleonic era , it perhaps was the origional concept for NATO , and yet you look on how the EU has become , and it is a corpratist construct that has taken hold , loobyiest for unelected leaders or presidents , you may think political mercenaries more apt , they swagger , ignore tarnsparent wishes or even honest questions.
It is obvious that what the EU intended could only end up being a wonk oppresive corpratist construct that would struggle to work ecnomically where the industrialised economies made real profit and the less industrialised could only spend on modernisation and wonk projects .
Now no one steps up to explain that a eurozone can and is working , the spun synthetic enthusiam has drained away , in part because no one can believe how these countries managed to rack up so much debt , when it was obvious there economies had relationally , always been deficet producing , and will continue to do so.
You have to admit that to be a politcian and not understand the basic dynamics , or question agregated debts , is a little stupid , Tony Blair one time heir to the biggest ponzi scheme yet engineered , a brilliant and clever man , now lookin on as no one is sure if “things can only get better” , what a euphonism a superstate anthem “ode to joy” with a souceres cash machine .
28% unemployment in Spain .
I dont know if Jim could have fixed it , but the EU has certainly spent it
Not so much a stream of consciousness as a silted up delta.
There are sentences and paragraphs now.
Just the content left to work on.
Igonikon Junk v2.0 ?
*rummages around for unsoiled Y-fronts*
Do you think it is benign or malignant?
I think there is some good stuff in here, especially for the eurosceptic. Just gotta get the old spellchecker fixed.
Beep DALEK ALERT
I don’t understand how this is all happening.
For the rest of the country, the plod send you a letter saying this is you, you are nicked, and if it was not you who was it and they are nicked.
Understand driver, you are guilty until you prove your innocence.
License please and we will send you the fine.
And GForks for months says real soon now. When exactly?
Yeah, that all makes sense but I want to know what Billy Botty thinks about all this.
Fuck me. My clock went back automatically. No wonder I feel so perky.
You ain’t seen nuthin’ yet, E.
The radio-controlled clocks haven’t gone back yet.
If you’ve got one, watch it now.
lolz
Now then, now then, guys and gals. The state of modern music made me ill. Once I saw Bruno Mars, I lost the will to live. Now then, now then.
Right! Wakey, wakey, rise and shine. The sun is burning your eyes out!
Where is everyone….?
Mornin ar Cat
i’ve not gone yet
Where am I ? This doesn’t look like the after-life.
Sir Jimmy Saville says
Well as it happens guys and gal’s
it is !
Form an orderly queue.
Form an orderly queue.
Morning cat, what a grey day
Morning all! Nice to know that I am not the only person alive…
Well Iam getting ready to buzz off to Llandudno to a ham radio show, so I won’t be around until later.
Ham radio’s are not my thing
But “Beef curtains” !
Now your talkin !
Ham radio’s are not my thing
But “Beef curtains” or “Fish mittens”!
Now your talkin !
Well i prefer “Pork swords” and “Spam javelin’s” myself !
Whatever turns you on Frankie, whatever!.
It’s a nice run, nice day out ,the only problem is the great unwashed if it gets packet out.
Well i’m heading the other way up to the lakes for a few days mate
no great unwashed where i’m going either , just sheep !
Oh! So it was true what I heard then!!!!
I’ve already packed my wellies !
Too deep for me…
You’ve spoiled it for us now!
So when is the snow expected from the US to hit Britian? , this global warming seems to be taking it’s toll, are you listening Huhne, I hope you have large shoulders if we have major problems because people cannot afford energy bills because you won’t get away with that.
Possibly a bigger scientific fraud than ‘Hide the Decline’ and ‘An Inconvenient Truth’ is heading your way. Just don’t expect to hear about it from the BBC:
http://wattsupwiththat.com/2011/10/29/uh-oh-it-was-the-best-of-times-it-was-the-worst-of-times/
So after death threats and being told to live in cave last night on twitter i have decided i will not block anyone as censorship is something i do not believe in.
The freedom of speech means the freedom to offend and the freedom to make a complete and utter Hunt of your self.
Tho i reckon the poster about murdering white people was a wind up.
So will be the 5am knock when plod get around to finding out who it was .
Nah, i aint reporting anyone to the police , even if they do wish i was dead.
The Police?.
Aye, speech should be free and not controlled or judged by the state.
Very commendable Bill.
Interesting that rightwingers are more inclined to tolerate freespeech whilst marxists and leftwingers try and stifle freespeech either with bullying such as you’ve just experienced or through governmental means as happens in places like china, syria russia etc
I still think though that those idiots last night were most likely the inebriated sprogs of somebody like prezza or straw or possibly twatson or mcbride themselves.
Like the mafia these people are not nice.
Twitter is obviously an evil influence and should be shut down, I will be writing to my MP;
Dear MP,
Why don’t you fuck-off and go live in a cave?.
Huhne should have the decency to say outright if he is guilty or not. If he doesn’t he is further tarnishing the already low reputation of all MPs
If the media believe him to be guilty then let’s see them accuse him, that includes you Guido.
The difference between politician’s and thieves is if you shake a thief’s hand you just check you still have your watch, before you shake a politician’s hand you take the watch and any valuables you have off your person and leave them in a locked vault.
If I shake a politician’s hand, I count my bloody fingers afterwards…
I think you have the wrong idea about politicians.
decent politician is an oxmoron much like honest politician or economically literate politician or caring politician or hardworking politician or ………….well I think you get the idea.
He is as guilty as sin. We’ve been quite clear about that.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2055177/Anger-Britain-lags-France-plans-mark-centenary-First-World-War.html
Here we go again. Every country (usa, australia nz france …) are well advanced in their plans to mark the centenary of the beginning of WW1 in 2014 but not us!
Now I appreciate that we are better off with cameron in no10 that we would have been with that utter human disaster gordon, but cameron needs to get a grip as he is becoming increasingly irritating and out of touch with the public.
Don’t bother me with stuff that matters. I’m more concerned about charging you all for plastic bags.
We never needed Jim to fix it for us. We used postal votes for that.
Don’t be too quick to bury Jim on a pedastal
Call Me Dave on Marr’s show on bbc2.
I suspect that if Huhne were prosecuted it would have to be in front of a jury who are going to sympathise with him.
Lots of people spread their points around when prosecuted by speed camera; it is fairly common practice.
If an actual poiceman had caught Huhne speeding then he could not pass on the points to someone else.
Juries will know this and enough of them find Huhne not gulty for the case to be dismissed – despite any Judge’s directions.
The police should stop wasting their time on this hopeless case.
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