October 19th, 2011

Ask Pred-Ed About the Lobbyist Roland Rudd Right Now

Last week Ed promised to release a list of business clients he met at a dinner at the home of super-spinner Roland Rudd. So far he has not coughed the information. Lets ask him what he’s hiding…

Ed’s Twitter humiliation is becoming a near monthly occurrence. He’s doing yet another #AskEdM event at 15:00.

As ever Guido is making it easy for you to take part, all you have to do is click the box above and you are away.

Did you sup with a long spoon Ed, or were you the prey?

UPDATE: Are you listening Ed? Lots of people want a question answered:


  1. 1
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    Play nicely! :-)

  2. 2
    Verity Verrity says:

    Can we do it off the record Ed?

  3. 3
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

  4. 4
    Sir William Waad says:

    Shouldn’t we wait until she’s dead?

  5. 5
    Jingouk says:

    Ed, if you divide the wealth creators who generate UK tax income into predators and producers, what do you call those like you who pay themselves from that tax – parasites or ….?

  6. 6
    Just Asking says:

    Link Does not work, can someone ask him this!

    So Ed, if your dad was like you, a commie, then why did he choose to flee Belgium, become an illegal immigrant to the UK rather than stay and fight the Nazis?

  7. 7
    Gordon Brown says:

    Dear Son. Do you agree that I am the Financial Jesus whom died upon the cross for us all?

  8. 8
    Arthur Scargill says:

    I’d prefer it if she was still alive, but as long as we get to put her deep under ground in a disused coal mine I’m cool with it.

  9. 9
    dipstick says:


  10. 10
    Anonymous says:

    #AskEdM Does @BBCStephanie spit or swallow? Did you discuss her performance with @edballsmp?

  11. 11
    gurny says:

    Dear Ed,
    You keep pulling strange faces at PMQs.
    Who smells more of pish. Balls or Harriet?

  12. 12
    Alexsandr says:

    simple question to ask…

    Why dont you just f*ck off?

  13. 13
    genghiz the kahn says:

    Some classic piss takes.

    #AskEdM Does @BBCStephanie spit or swallow? Did you discuss her performance with @edballsmp?

    @ed_miliband #askedm Do all the children of donors get a job at the #labour party or just those of @campbellclaret

    Then Ed proves he is lame of thought.

    @PatrickAN @JohnoStubbs No tuition fees when I went.Totally understand anger of students.Must find a better & credible way forward. #askedm

    @seedofchangeuk No, market confidence depends on sustainable plan on deficit and growth. #askedm

  14. 14
    BillyBob... says:

    Silence is golden, golden..

  15. 15
    sockpuppet #4 says:

    Have you got yourself a nice coat for going to the Cenotaph?
    Will it be more memorable than your leadership of the labour party?
    Is this more than one hundred and forty characters?

  16. 16
    balti dodging catholic Mancunian says:

    Liam Fox apologises to the house

  17. 17

    We all have our cross to bear.

    Ours is you.

  18. 18
  19. 19
    AC1 says:

    >No tuition fees when I went

    REALLY?!? His tutors worked for free?

  20. 20
    Anonymous says:


  21. 21
    Real Estate Cult says:

    No doubt Ed and his minions are automatically ignoring any Tweet that mentions @guidofawkes.

  22. 22
    Real Estate Cult says:

    Yeah? Like you’ve ever been down a coal mine Scargill.

  23. 23
    Meow says:

    Can’t find any answer to guido’s question. Tut tut

  24. 24
    The Manchurian Candidate says:

    Dear Ed are you aware of the trigger word implanted into your subconcious by your fathers marxist handlers and what will you do when you hear it ?

  25. 25
    Real Estate Cult says:

    I notice that Guido has left Mr Rudd’s email address visible in the photo above…

  26. 26
    Meow says:

    ooo naughty boy. hee hee

  27. 27
    John Bercowitz says:

    Too subtle!

  28. 28
    Ramrod says:

    Does Ed Miliband think Iain Dale should get his farm back from the travellers?

  29. 29
    DelBoy says:

    Cruel, but true.

  30. 30
    kleegish says:

    But our eyes still see.

  31. 31
    JP II says:

    Keep it strong, Guido

    1 billion people or more and with you… !

  32. 32
    kleegish says:

    ‘Playing with the Queen of Hearts…’

  33. 33
    UN Observer says:

    Pred-Ed LOL

    He is a growing predator without even knowing it

    Or perhaps as the offers come in, first from the teamsters and now from the hedgies…

    Like one of his mentors

    Madoff Mandelson

    And perhaps others (you know the rest)

    Will he resist ?


  34. 34
    War Criminal turned Influence Peddlar Blair says:

    I didn’t resist

  35. 35
    kleegish says:

    An old Benny Hill sketch: a rich father tells his son that he got rich by cutting out the middle-man. The father apparently starts to have a heart attack. The son calls the undertaker instead of an ambulance– he cut out the middle-man! Draw your own conclusions.

  36. 36
    Empty Adloescent Ad the Magnificent says:

    I’m hiding the fact that I am an adolescent in a man’s world

    I do not understand anything that you are saying or doing

    I believe in gay marriage (the last Chief Whip told me to), trade unions (Dad told me to), anything which smells left wing (Dad’s friend Tony Benn told me to), massive printing of money (Larry Summers at Harvard told me to), mass media coverage (White Stuff Baldwin told me to) and speculative capitalism (all my Hamsptead/Primrose Hill millionaire friends and neighbours told me to)

    So you see

    I believe in everything and nothing depending on who last spoke to me

    I am a very confused young man

    Please be kind

  37. 37
    Anonymous says:

    Yeah Arthur , like you started off with a big union and a small house and ended up with a big house and small union you to**er

  38. 38
    Anonymous says:

    or do you like spit roasting

  39. 39
    Anonymous says:

    or her lack of taste.

  40. 40
    Sue Lander says:

    If the two Ed’s Labour Party is in so much debt, how can they be trusted with the economy?

  41. 41
    Barking up the wrong tree says:

    “who” not “whom” thickhead

  42. 42
    UN Observer says:

    The only problem with Liam Fox is that

    a) he wasd ais a fucking liar abput the number of “overseas visits” etc

    b) he breaached all securoty rules applied to the British Armed Forces any basic idea of security (in bringing into meetings someone who was had no security clearance) and hence the Official Secrets Act

    c) that he used the usual toxic spin doctors and public relations fraudds that we allknow

    d) and and cc (and very sedon=arily

  43. 43

    @Ed_Miliband answered one of my questions.

    I can confirm with 100% certainty that Gordon Brown did not help Ed decide his shadow cabinet. The fact that it contained all Brownites and no Blairites was a complete coincidence.

    Sadly he did not answer any of my other 99 questions.

    Next time I’ll try to help Guido out by RT’ing his questions though. Maybe Ed likes me?

  44. 44
    I don't need no doctor says:

    Ed Miliband is of no use to anyone. Miliband’s spiteful coach Harman has a lot to answer for. Harman the hypocritical.
    Labour the party of hypocrisy.

  45. 45
    The Truth says:

    Harriet Harman moaned about the nepotistic nature of the Tory party internships, yet conventiently didn’t mentioned that her son had an internship working for Margaret Hodge.

  46. 46
    I don't need no doctor says:

    And Harman got Jack Dromey his safe seat for supporting Brown. Harman the height of corrupt hypocrisy.

  47. 47
    cynic says:

    Thats not fair. Compared to Harriet hes a woman

  48. 48
    RedEd'smumcrustyflaps says:

    If you promise to keep Big Bad Al’s dodgy dossier off the record too

  49. 49
    Broom and dust says:

    Gordon. You really deserve a State Funeral for saving the world.
    We will not wait until you’re dead though.

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