October 18th, 2011

UKIP Do Not Back Withdrawal

If their fresher recruitment material is anything to go by…


183 Comments

  1. 1
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    If UKIP you wont need condoms.

    • 2
      AC1 says:

      Posh Wank off.

      • 5
        The Paragnostic says:

        UKIP – they won’t let Euro rules go through on the nodder…

      • 25
        Anonymous says:

        Still no one hasn’t explained why Mrs T didn’t give us a vote on EU?

        • 28
          Atar says:

          Meanwhile, back in the 21st Century…

        • 30
          sockpuppet #4 says:

          Never waste an opportunity for a shag by whipping out your crappy old ukip condom at the vital moment.

        • 31
          AC1 says:

          Or Heath, Or Blair Or Brown OR Cameron.

          What is it with the left’s hate of powerful female leaders?

        • 36
          sockpuppet #4 says:

          Oh. 29 was supposed to go at the end.
          Probably because i half thought of replying but didnt bother.

          Here we go: in the 1980s wasn’t europe progressing in the “free trade area” direction at the time. Was there a major treaty in those years? I do know why she didnt give us a referendum on Maastricht if that helps you. She probably also thought that she was able to have europe “a la carte”.

        • 42
          The Paragnostic says:

          If you remember (I’m sure you don’t) the 1980s, we were going through a great deal of economic change, migrating from a moribund nationalised manufacturing based economy to a more active and free services-based economy.

          Adding an in/out referendum to the mix would have created a hell of a lot of instability, added to which Maggie managed to opt us out of the worst of Maastricht anyway.

          Since we’re currently fucked whether in or out, now is a good time to hold a referendum – never mind the 99%, it’s time the 80% had their say.

          • Anonymous says:

            “a more active and free services-based economy”

            How’s that working out?

            Wanker.

          • AC1 says:

            a lot better than British Leyland.

            Now we just need to minimise the governments extortion level to return to growth.

          • Anonymous says:

            “a more active and free services-based economy”, so she is the one who fucked UK up! Rather than blaming Brown blame Mrs T for the fuck up.

          • The Paragnostic says:

            It’s working quite well, thankyou.

            Now back to your alphabet blocks before Nursie finds you’ve been spelling naughty words again, you puerile cünt.

          • U+03C5 is available without umlaut.

          • Anonymous says:

            Well The Paragnostic, Mrs T fucked this country up well and proper her stupid ideas were followed by Blair as well; now the country is in ruins.

            You cannot live off imports and debts from the producers.

          • jgm2 says:

            Hahaha. A refugee from CiF!! It’s all Fatchers fault!!!

          • Anonymous says:

            Retard.

          • The dead were not being buried under the previous Labour administration when she came to power, jgm2. Judging by anonymongs comments, that appears to be the case again now.

          • The dead were not being buried under the previous Labour administration when she came to power, jgm2. Judging by anonymongs comments, that app.ears to be the case again now.

          • The Paragnostic says:

            Thanks, Cat – I’ve been using & codes.

            Will give it a go : cυnt

          • Who are you calling cυnt, cυnt?

          • The Paragnostic says:

            “you cannot live off imports and debt from producers”

            Where did I say we can? We need a strong manufacturing industry, just as we need to be able to provide services that people want to buy.

            What we don’t need is the monumental pile of crap that nationalisation and union power left us with at the end of the 70s, or the bloated public sector that 13 years of Labour has left us with. Someone has to make things or sell services to pay the tax to fund the diversity coordinators and LGBT reacharound workers, and unfortunately it’s getting less and less attractive to do that in the UK.

            Low tax, and membership of the European Economic Area are what we need – bring sovereignty back where it belongs.

          • Anonymous says:

            Mrs T destroyed manufacturing industry, it was continued by Blair as well. Most other countries had mad unions as well but the governments of those countries didn’t destroy manufacturing industry.

            Take Germany they are one of the most successful country in the world, they are in EU. In Germany employees are paid much more than UK and still they have world class manufacturing industry.

            You might want to be in EEA but whether they want you is another question.

          • @Paragnostic:

            Well done that man

            Now where are my fucking glasses?

          • Engineer says:

            Anonymous – Mrs T didn’t destroy manufacturing. A lot of it was dead on it’s feet anyway. In 1979, 45% of public spending went on propping up nationalised industries, because they couldn’t make a profit. British Steel were still using blast furnaces built in the 1920′s, for example.

            All Mrs T did was clear out the deadwood. Good companies, and the productive parts of de-nationalised industries, survived.

          • AC1 says:

            Germany is not that successful. They have low investment, high taxation and high unemployment.

          • Anonymous says:

            Just look at Mrs T’s boys Sir Mark and Dr Fox; even Blair and his ugly wife will look honest compared to these two.

          • The Paragnostic says:

            Germany doesn’t have mad unions – in fact they have very sensible unions, who have been known to take wage cuts in order to save jobs and keep plants open.

            The typical German company also has worker representation – and is run by technical personnel rather than bean counters. Many large German enterprises are still family owned, and tend to look at investments in the long and medium term rather than the short term. Post war nationalisation, and the shortage of materials caused by our large war debts (which Germany did not have) made the success of family owned firms like Morris and Jaguar impossible. Want me to go on?

            Yes – they do things better in Germany, but they have done so for ages and their imposition of EU rules on their producers is less manic than here in the UK. They have struggled to integrate the old East Germany, where socialism produced poverty and pollution in equal measure, but they’re doing well. They’d do even better if their nett contributions to the EU were lower, but it’s a Franco-German project and they like it.

          • David Cameron (Cheif Bullshitter says) says:

            You wont get a referendum ever these poloticians are not here to take notice of the public Kipper Cameron has already stated on TV that he wont have a referendum regardles of the vote in the HoC which we all know will be subject to the whip
            Such a vote would be democratic and Kipper Cameron, Brown Blair and Clegg the liar don’t believe in democracy

            They are shitbag wankers to a man.

          • David Cameron (Cheif Bullshitter says) says:

            My name is Kipper Cameron I’m an arsehole and a snob
            I promised referendums untill I got my job
            Throughout the last election you believed my CAST IRON vow
            But I don’t give a fuck for you, I’m the PM now

            I am all for the EU I think there realy great
            And if they want your money I will hand it on a plate
            I will not fight their burocrats, or cut back immigration
            I will do my utmost to fuck the British Nation

            So forget your Rule Britania that was prosperous and free
            Forget when you could speak your mind I demand PC
            I know a million immigrants in Britain are employed
            Whilst all our youth are unemployed and I am overjoyed

            SO FUCK OFF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

        • 85
          Marmite says:

          Anonymong…Take your feckin tablets you soddin n.u.t.t.e.r

    • 6
      nevr knowingly exaggerated says:

      Birry you is a massive pirrock, innit?

    • 18

      Pity your parents had not heard of them.

    • 26
      British jobs for British workers says:

      Where were those condoms made?

  2. 3
    Flim flam says:

    UKIP = W*nkers. They’re all the same.

    • 22
      Anonymous says:

      No EU no money.

      • 67
        Mister Twister says:

        Too right. The only group stupid enough to give cash to ukip is the EU. Does that help or hinder their cause? I’m not sure either comes off well here..

    • 40
      Mody Botty says:

      I think the word is BONKERS!

      • 64
        History Man says:

        Yeah UKIP are crazy alright, they only want a free and democratic country. You know, one that is not forced by directives from unelected Kommissars, to spend billions on trash like wind farms.
        Or pay a tithe to those same unelected dictators, of billions of pounds a year, just for the privilege of them ordering us around.
        You are right people who don’t like that are raving loons and utterly BONKERS!

        • 113
          Mister Twister says:

          Crazy racist xenophobes…

          So glad they’re a ridiculous irrelevance. There are big boys here who want to talk about proper politics.

          • The Paragnostic says:

            Talk about proper politics?

            Your dismissal of UKIP as ‘crazy racist xenophobes’ shows how grown-up your level of argument is – most people would try to point out problems with policy, rather than using a reflex catch-all cliché like that.

            I like the Common Market. I like foreign countries, and most of the people I meet when I visit them. I like having a wide variety of creeds and cultures living in the paradise that is Aldershot.

            I don’t like having some unelected committee in Brussels or Strasbourg deciding which laws my elected representatives can and cannot implement. It’s that simple, really – we signed up for a Common Market and not for an EU super-state.

            I do hate Jocks and socialists, but that’s just because they tend to fuck things up if we let them run things.

      • 65
        Anonymous says:

        BANKERS

      • 66
        The Paragnostic says:

        Bonkers?

        Like the Swiss? Fuck me, I’d love to be mad as a Swiss – loads of wealth, not too many mosques, and “One flew over the Cuckoo Clock”…

        • 73
          AC1 says:

          You need to leave the EUSSR, abolish VAT, have low income taxation and re-introduce Schedule A tax to keep wealth creation from stagnating in land.

        • 118
          Mister Twister says:

          “Not too many Mosques” Typical ukippers, so predictable…

          If only we’d had the foresight to horde Nazi gold too. Hindsights a wonderful thing. Maybe we should have done more to copy the Nazis. Adolf would be so proud of you.

          • The Paragnostic says:

            That’s ‘hoard’, you imbecile – ‘horde’ is a collective noun for a group of people, as in ‘being overrun by hordes of Jocks’.

            I hereby declare this thread Godwinned.

        • 128
          balti dodging catholic Mancunian says:

          And a free machinegun, great watches and mainly Germanic
          Swiss Bliss

  3. 4
    Elsie Beattie (83 and a quarter) says:

    Individually wrapped tea bags. What a great idea, dear.

  4. 8
    Don't call me Garth says:

    Quite right. I don’t want UKIP members breeding.

  5. 9
    Willy's Away Day Bag Carrier says:

    Hope they are the extra-strong ones.

  6. 11
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    Caption contest?

    “Photo showing the inside of Neo-Guido`s wallet”

  7. 12

    Where’s the supporting link?

  8. 13
    sockpuppet #4 says:

    Relax, don’t do it.
    Think of nigel and you won’t come too soon.

    • 106
      Anonymous says:

      If Conservatives were patriotic they would allow their party to wither and die, so that it could be replaced by something decent.

  9. 14
    Raving Loon says:

    Is this about the “in/out” referendum?

  10. 16
    Harriett Cоle says:

    You wish, big boy.

  11. 17
    Jimmy says:

    Well no-one’s ever likely to complaining about them coming first.

  12. 19
    sockpuppet #4 says:

    I like that. its got the approval from the european union.

  13. 20
    sockpuppet #4 says:

    I like that. its got the approval from the europbean union.

  14. 27

    Withdrawal doesn’t always work. Remember “Hard Target” when Van Damm is fighting Lance Hendriksen at the end and pops a grenage down Hendriksen’s pants?

    Hendriksen unscrews the grenade and takes out the centre explosive detonator just in time and grins, then the detonator flashes and goes all the way into the grenade.

    The last words Hendriksen says in the film is “Oooops!”.

  15. 29
    Tachybaptus says:

    Are they for a genital erection or only for a by-erection?

  16. 35
    The Al Gore rhythm method says:

    The only rubber I ever needed was the one I used to erase the data that proved global warming was a figment of my imagination.

  17. 38
    genghiz the kahn says:

    I thought that UKIP if you want to, normally lost their deposits.

  18. 41

    Anthropogenetic Global Warming

  19. 44
    Paul Imhoff, Cessna pilot to the dregs says:

    Instead of risking my life an livelihood doing loop-the-loops with his poncy banners trailing behind, perhaps, at the next election, Nigel would be so good as to put one of these over his head and inflate it manually, as an attention-seeking stunt.
    Has anyone attempted this whilst smoking a Marlboro?

  20. 49
    Mornington Crescent says:

    The Italian entry to the Eurovision Song Contest “I can’t get no contraception” has been cancelled after the Pope advised them to pull it out at the last minute…

  21. 50
    dave - sucking a cut cock is what I do best - cameron says:

    gay marriage – it’s all the rage in my circles.

    last one in get’s to suck george off

  22. 58
    I hate Blue Labour says:

    That proposed referendum in full:

    1. Yes, I think the UK should stay in the EU.
    2. No, I don’t think the UK should leave the EU.

    • 87
      AC1 says:

      Do you want the country to be more like:
      a) Belgium
      b) Switzerland

      • 169
        Anonymous says:

        Careful what you wish for.
        Switzerland = state controlled everything, silence on Sundays.

        • 170
          balti dodging catholic Mancunian says:

          GOOD!
          AND WASH THE FRONT
          OF YOUR HOUSE
          ITS CALLED MANNERS
          NO KHUNES GIVEN A FREE HOUSE
          lOW TAXES VOTE FOR
          WHAT YOU THINK
          WOMEN BITCH SLAPPED TO WHERE THEY BELONG
          hEAVEN

  23. 60
    Mody Botty says:

    Come on Guido the Foxxy report is out!

  24. 63
    Lord Justice Pickles says:

    I read the items in the photograph as “Never waste an Erection.”

    I claim this as a trademark for my latest product.

  25. 72
    jgm2 says:

    Ironically I’m seeing the CE stamp of approval on the fucking things.

  26. 74
    Adam Werritty, Adviser to Liam Fox says:

    I have never benefited from knowing that man, Mr Fox.

  27. 75
    Goldman Sachs says:

    http://www.bloomberg.com/news/2011-10-18/goldman-sachs-posts-third-quarter-loss.html

    And our management still rips off our shareholders for billions after having been saved out by the Fed, “settled” fraud claims for hundreds of milssions and being under the trat of multi billion legal against by the US Government

    We have no shame

  28. 85
    Infuriated of West Mids says:

    That’ll stick it to johnny foreigner.

  29. 89
    I don't need no doctor says:

    I hope the condoms have a CE mark.

  30. 90
    Disinformation on the Fox affair says:

    So the US and Israeli governments and funders of poor old Foxy are “angry” are they ?

    Pull the other one chums

    They are playing the victim card now with their myriad of public relations people and fellow travelers in the British press (and elsewhere) now that their funding has been exposed…

    Why did the funders fund him ? Just to give him some ehappy times” ? Come on…

    What did they want ?

    Who would benefit from “influencing” the British Defence Minsiter

    Bicom only want peace and harmony in the worlld

    Come on

    Why do the Israelis continue to colonise the Occupied Territories ?

    Their disinformation is obscene

  31. 94
    Robert Catesby says:

    I simply cannot believe this. As if UKIP supporters ever have sex….

  32. 95
    Disinformation on the Fox affair says:

    Face the facts Guido and Neo

    Who funded Fox ?

    And why ?

    Before trying to divert attention please

    • 97
      Bicom says:

      We have no connection with the Israeli government

      ROFL

      • 102
        Predictable response from Friends of Israel says:

        You are a bigot and an anti-semite.

        • 111
          UN Observer says:

          ZIONISM = RACISM

          Get a life and think for a change

          • Jesus Wept says:

            I don’t like J e w s. Does that make me a racist?

          • Sir William Waad says:

            I do…..I think you’re an anti-Semite. If the CAPITAL LETTERS didn’t convince me, the blind sloganeering would.

          • Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

            I dont hate the J e ws , just some of the policy thier government carry out.

          • Jeremy Spake says:

            No, love. I’ll tell you what. They can’t park their Mercs to save their lives.

          • balti dodging catholic Mancunian says:

            Sir william you bell end
            the j33333 ws are not a race, jsut a criminal cabal
            If a muzzie sees a starving person he will feed him
            A 4 by will walk past
            Allah botherers worship the same God as we Christians
            Sit down and chat with a commited Muzzie and be surpised how much we have in common

          • Sir William Waad says:

            It is possible to be netiher anti-Semitic nor anti-Islamic and, if you were a regular reader of my ramblings on this blog, you would know that I am neither.

    • 98
      Just give it the New Labour gloss says:

      Lessons have been learned…

      Look to the future…

      Time to move on…

    • 103
      Mossad says:

      There is clearly no security in the Ministry of Defence

    • 110
      Hack spotter says:

      All these UK journalists followed the UK Defence Secretary on his multiple visits ?

      Why did they not see anything ?

      Or all they all homos, lobbyists and assorted criminals as well ?!

  33. 101
    Mister Twister says:

    But are they in favour of greater integration by the backdoor??

  34. 114

    Father Vyvian O’Blivion
    Resplendent in his frock
    Was whipping up the batter
    For the pancakes of his flock
    He was looking rather bleary
    He forgot to watch the clock.

  35. 117
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    What year will the Euro and EU stasi imploded?

  36. 139
    The bowler's Holding, the batsman's Willey says:

    See 131 and then get a close friend to lean on the fridge door.

  37. 140
    balti dodging catholic Mancunian says:

    If they were really anti EU they would do the job for nothing
    I am considering standing for election
    No salary, no office expenses
    Just turn up once a month and drop my pants in the debating chamber

  38. 152
    annette curton says:

    Nigel Faraaaaaaghe! for ever, the General Władysław Sikorskiy of politics, good on yer son but watch your back.

  39. 156
    Up sh1t creek says:

    To many condoms in that picture. You don’t expect a UKIP member to get laid THAT often?!

  40. 162
    annette curton says:

    Never wast an erection.

  41. 167
    Sue Neil says:

    “Police resorted to firing Rubber Johnnies at UKIP protestors”

  42. 172
    balti dodging catholic Mancunian says:

    You fucking jest Sue
    The Rozzers are all over The Heath most nights handing out free cum bags and lubeto the likes of George Michael
    You cant even go for a fucking evening walk without being pestered by one
    Dont even ask what they get up to by the ponds
    All public acts of homosexuality should be punished by death

  43. 173
    not a machine says:

    I think I would like a little more clarification on this position or is UKIP no longer the UK Independence Party , the clue is in the Independence bit .

    George monbiot doesnt useually catch my eye these days , but I think when you look at back Labour the lobby corpratist state was in there from the off in 1997 , its hard to say when it became the similar sort of EU monster , where fake and unsustainable markets were lobbied into creation , one of my favourites was the great kiwi fruit rush , and the great olive tree rip out , some consider the windy millar generation one to be of the same idea .

    Yes Tom Watson is forgetting so much isnt he , the lobby circuits , the media parties ,the quangos that didnt do anything , the EU money that dictated developement for friends .

    Most of my life I have grown up with a sort of cinema image of whitehall , the men from the ministry , would evaluate projects properly, we trusted the executive to be competant and honest about executive decisions , if anything lobbyiests should have there say and matters be evaluated in commite , good comapnies that offer good service to the tax payer should always be perhaps given descrition in award .The only ones the public perhaps shouldnt know is stratregic defence or counter terrorism , but apart from that the executive decisions should be discussed and recorded properly .
    The werrity saga , perhaps also highlights what the executive may have become during the Labour years . because quite a bit of tax payer got blown on projects that never worked .

  44. 183
    Steve Lloyd says:

    Found this quite amusing, to the tune of “I will survive”

    At first we took the aid
    We were petrified
    Kept thinking we could only live
    with Germans by our side
    But then we spent so many nights
    Thinking how you did us wrong
    And we grew strong
    And learned to string you all along
    and so we’re back
    Just watch this space
    What are the yields doing up here
    you’ve got a sad look on your face

    We should have made people pay tax
    And begun austerity
    But were busy on the beach
    And you bail us out for free

    Go on now go walk out the door
    Things turned around now
    And the Dax is on the floor
    Merkel the one who tried to hurt me with goodbye
    Watch the Euro tumble
    EuroStox become the S M I
    Oh no, not I
    I will survive
    oh as long as Trichet buys our bonds
    I know I’ll stay alive
    We have our cushy lives to live
    And in return nothing to give
    and I’ll survive
    I will survive (hey hey)


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A confused Nick Griffin says Nigel Farage is a shill for the City, forgetting that City banks want to stay in the EU:

“Farage is a snake oil salesman, but a very good one. His supposed anti-immigration stance is all smoke and mirrors, as is his carefully cultivated image as a ‘man of the people’. The truth is that UKIP is a pro-immigration party that exists to lobby for the interests of the City of London.”



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