UKIP Do Not Back Withdrawal
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Ai Weiwei in China fighting the taxman…
“Under totalitarian rule, no one is protected by law. We will all be the same helpless victims. When a country insists on its lies, it’s time for an artist to bring forth change.”
Ah! Monika says:
Google-eyed-Dave
If UKIP you wont need condoms.
Posh Wank off.
UKIP – they won’t let Euro rules go through on the nodder…
Not even Huhne can stop their emissions.
Nor mine.
When EU need protection………….
Still no one hasn’t explained why Mrs T didn’t give us a vote on EU?
Meanwhile, back in the 21st Century…
Never waste an opportunity for a shag by whipping out your crappy old ukip condom at the vital moment.
Tory traitor.
Can you feel the hatred?
Or Heath, Or Blair Or Brown OR Cameron.
What is it with the left’s hate of powerful female leaders?
“Female”? Thatcher – you can’t be serious!?
Thanks for proving the case.
Tory boys with very small dicks think she’s female.
“think she’s female” so do you.
leaders ? Who is the other one then. I hope you aren’t thinking of palin.
As a youth I actually wanked about Lady T
Unlike Frey Bent R us face Camermong
Maggie was described as the only man in her cabinet
Oh. 29 was supposed to go at the end.
Probably because i half thought of replying but didnt bother.
Here we go: in the 1980s wasn’t europe progressing in the “free trade area” direction at the time. Was there a major treaty in those years? I do know why she didnt give us a referendum on Maastricht if that helps you. She probably also thought that she was able to have europe “a la carte”.
The Maastricht Treaty was signed on 7 February 1992. Margaret Thatcher left Downing Street on 28 November 1990.
You are confusing the EU with Europe. Europe I can live quite happily with, the EU, never.
I thought it was because she loved EU like the rest of the leaders but her supports like to pretend she didn’t.
yes cat.
No Man.
Was she mad?
She was the only sane one in the HoC.
AC1 says, that is what most mad people think.
If you remember (I’m sure you don’t) the 1980s, we were going through a great deal of economic change, migrating from a moribund nationalised manufacturing based economy to a more active and free services-based economy.
Adding an in/out referendum to the mix would have created a hell of a lot of instability, added to which Maggie managed to opt us out of the worst of Maastricht anyway.
Since we’re currently fucked whether in or out, now is a good time to hold a referendum – never mind the 99%, it’s time the 80% had their say.
“a more active and free services-based economy”
How’s that working out?
Wanker.
a lot better than British Leyland.
Now we just need to minimise the governments extortion level to return to growth.
“a more active and free services-based economy”, so she is the one who fucked UK up! Rather than blaming Brown blame Mrs T for the fuck up.
It’s working quite well, thankyou.
Now back to your alphabet blocks before Nursie finds you’ve been spelling naughty words again, you puerile cünt.
U+03C5 is available without umlaut.
Well The Paragnostic, Mrs T fucked this country up well and proper her stupid ideas were followed by Blair as well; now the country is in ruins.
You cannot live off imports and debts from the producers.
Hahaha. A refugee from CiF!! It’s all Fatchers fault!!!
Retard.
The dead were not being buried under the previous Labour administration when she came to power, jgm2. Judging by anonymongs comments, that appears to be the case again now.
The dead were not being buried under the previous Labour administration when she came to power, jgm2. Judging by anonymongs comments, that app.ears to be the case again now.
Thanks, Cat – I’ve been using & codes.
Will give it a go : cυnt
Who are you calling cυnt, cυnt?
“you cannot live off imports and debt from producers”
Where did I say we can? We need a strong manufacturing industry, just as we need to be able to provide services that people want to buy.
What we don’t need is the monumental pile of crap that nationalisation and union power left us with at the end of the 70s, or the bloated public sector that 13 years of Labour has left us with. Someone has to make things or sell services to pay the tax to fund the diversity coordinators and LGBT reacharound workers, and unfortunately it’s getting less and less attractive to do that in the UK.
Low tax, and membership of the European Economic Area are what we need – bring sovereignty back where it belongs.
Mrs T destroyed manufacturing industry, it was continued by Blair as well. Most other countries had mad unions as well but the governments of those countries didn’t destroy manufacturing industry.
Take Germany they are one of the most successful country in the world, they are in EU. In Germany employees are paid much more than UK and still they have world class manufacturing industry.
You might want to be in EEA but whether they want you is another question.
@Paragnostic:
Well done that man
Now where are my fucking glasses?
Anonymous – Mrs T didn’t destroy manufacturing. A lot of it was dead on it’s feet anyway. In 1979, 45% of public spending went on propping up nationalised industries, because they couldn’t make a profit. British Steel were still using blast furnaces built in the 1920′s, for example.
All Mrs T did was clear out the deadwood. Good companies, and the productive parts of de-nationalised industries, survived.
Germany is not that successful. They have low investment, high taxation and high unemployment.
Just look at Mrs T’s boys Sir Mark and Dr Fox; even Blair and his ugly wife will look honest compared to these two.
Germany doesn’t have mad unions – in fact they have very sensible unions, who have been known to take wage cuts in order to save jobs and keep plants open.
The typical German company also has worker representation – and is run by technical personnel rather than bean counters. Many large German enterprises are still family owned, and tend to look at investments in the long and medium term rather than the short term. Post war nationalisation, and the shortage of materials caused by our large war debts (which Germany did not have) made the success of family owned firms like Morris and Jaguar impossible. Want me to go on?
Yes – they do things better in Germany, but they have done so for ages and their imposition of EU rules on their producers is less manic than here in the UK. They have struggled to integrate the old East Germany, where socialism produced poverty and pollution in equal measure, but they’re doing well. They’d do even better if their nett contributions to the EU were lower, but it’s a Franco-German project and they like it.
You wont get a referendum ever these poloticians are not here to take notice of the public Kipper Cameron has already stated on TV that he wont have a referendum regardles of the vote in the HoC which we all know will be subject to the whip
Such a vote would be democratic and Kipper Cameron, Brown Blair and Clegg the liar don’t believe in democracy
They are shitbag wankers to a man.
My name is Kipper Cameron I’m an arsehole and a snob
I promised referendums untill I got my job
Throughout the last election you believed my CAST IRON vow
But I don’t give a fuck for you, I’m the PM now
I am all for the EU I think there realy great
And if they want your money I will hand it on a plate
I will not fight their burocrats, or cut back immigration
I will do my utmost to fuck the British Nation
So forget your Rule Britania that was prosperous and free
Forget when you could speak your mind I demand PC
I know a million immigrants in Britain are employed
Whilst all our youth are unemployed and I am overjoyed
SO FUCK OFF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Anonymong…Take your feckin tablets you soddin n.u.t.t.e.r
Marmite, you are a thick ass hole.
Birry you is a massive pirrock, innit?
Pity your parents had not heard of them.
Fucking clone her!
Where were those condoms made?
Amor Gummiwaren GmbH?
UKIP = W*nkers. They’re all the same.
No EU no money.
Too right. The only group stupid enough to give cash to ukip is the EU. Does that help or hinder their cause? I’m not sure either comes off well here..
Frightened Tory.
I think the word is BONKERS!
Yeah UKIP are crazy alright, they only want a free and democratic country. You know, one that is not forced by directives from unelected Kommissars, to spend billions on trash like wind farms.
Or pay a tithe to those same unelected dictators, of billions of pounds a year, just for the privilege of them ordering us around.
You are right people who don’t like that are raving loons and utterly BONKERS!
Crazy racist xenophobes…
So glad they’re a ridiculous irrelevance. There are big boys here who want to talk about proper politics.
Talk about proper politics?
Your dismissal of UKIP as ‘crazy racist xenophobes’ shows how grown-up your level of argument is – most people would try to point out problems with policy, rather than using a reflex catch-all cliché like that.
I like the Common Market. I like foreign countries, and most of the people I meet when I visit them. I like having a wide variety of creeds and cultures living in the paradise that is Aldershot.
I don’t like having some unelected committee in Brussels or Strasbourg deciding which laws my elected representatives can and cannot implement. It’s that simple, really – we signed up for a Common Market and not for an EU super-state.
I do hate Jocks and socialists, but that’s just because they tend to fuck things up if we let them run things.
BANKERS
Bonkers?
Like the Swiss? Fuck me, I’d love to be mad as a Swiss – loads of wealth, not too many mosques, and “One flew over the Cuckoo Clock”…
You need to leave the EUSSR, abolish VAT, have low income taxation and re-introduce Schedule A tax to keep wealth creation from stagnating in land.
“Not too many Mosques” Typical ukippers, so predictable…
If only we’d had the foresight to horde Nazi gold too. Hindsights a wonderful thing. Maybe we should have done more to copy the Nazis. Adolf would be so proud of you.
That’s ‘hoard’, you imbecile – ‘horde’ is a collective noun for a group of people, as in ‘being overrun by hordes of Jocks’.
I hereby declare this thread Godwinned.
And a free machinegun, great watches and mainly Germanic
Swiss Bliss
Also French and Italian
Individually wrapped tea bags. What a great idea, dear.
lol Elsie
Well, are you going to give her one or should I?
Talking about teabags here.
She likes it with a dash of cream. Bit weird but, hey-ho, it takes all sorts.
Quite right. I don’t want UKIP members breeding.
Hope they are the extra-strong ones.
Billy has had them tested on him
Billy has had each one tested on him
Little Willy is not that big is he?
He’s just very persevering.
Caption contest?
“Photo showing the inside of Neo-Guido`s wallet”
You wish, big boy.
But where are the moths?
By the look of the sole contents of the wallet I don’t think moths are particularly interested in latex wraaped in foil
Where’s the supporting link?
Relax, don’t do it.
Think of nigel and you won’t come too soon.
If Conservatives were patriotic they would allow their party to wither and die, so that it could be replaced by something decent.
Instead of the gurning Gord you would have the gurning Nigel
Is this about the “in/out” referendum?
You wish, big boy.
Well no-one’s ever likely to complaining about them coming first.
I like that. its got the approval from the european union.
I like that. its got the approval from the europbean union.
Withdrawal doesn’t always work. Remember “Hard Target” when Van Damm is fighting Lance Hendriksen at the end and pops a grenage down Hendriksen’s pants?
Hendriksen unscrews the grenade and takes out the centre explosive detonator just in time and grins, then the detonator flashes and goes all the way into the grenade.
The last words Hendriksen says in the film is “Oooops!”.
Are they for a genital erection or only for a by-erection?
The only rubber I ever needed was the one I used to erase the data that proved global warming was a figment of my imagination.
What a mind-fuck !!
I thought that UKIP if you want to, normally lost their deposits.
They Came Second oooer at the last local elections.
A gentleman always comes second…
… and uses his elbows …
you must have narrow shoulders….
and mops up the sweat from her navel
Coming second in by-elections now (twice so far) and doing better all around.
Anthropogenetic Global Warming
Instead of risking my life an livelihood doing loop-the-loops with his poncy banners trailing behind, perhaps, at the next election, Nigel would be so good as to put one of these over his head and inflate it manually, as an attention-seeking stunt.
Has anyone attempted this whilst smoking a Marlboro?
The Italian entry to the Eurovision Song Contest “I can’t get no contraception” has been cancelled after the Pope advised them to pull it out at the last minute…
Bloody Rhythm Methodists – isn’t spilling seed somewhat Onanistic?
If she ingests it afterwards you can get away with three Hail Marys.
gay marriage – it’s all the rage in my circles.
last one in get’s to suck george off
That proposed referendum in full:
1. Yes, I think the UK should stay in the EU.
2. No, I don’t think the UK should leave the EU.
Do you want the country to be more like:
a) Belgium
b) Switzerland
Careful what you wish for.
Switzerland = state controlled everything, silence on Sundays.
GOOD!
AND WASH THE FRONT
OF YOUR HOUSE
ITS CALLED MANNERS
NO KHUNES GIVEN A FREE HOUSE
lOW TAXES VOTE FOR
WHAT YOU THINK
WOMEN BITCH SLAPPED TO WHERE THEY BELONG
hEAVEN
Come on Guido the Foxxy report is out!
Did someone resign?
I think the little tinker has done that already
I read the items in the photograph as “Never waste an Erection.”
I claim this as a trademark for my latest product.
Ironically I’m seeing the CE stamp of approval on the fucking things.
Eurofucked.
here is a company called China Export that uses a trademark CE. The whole CE marking red tape jamboree is now pointless.
I have never benefited from knowing that man, Mr Fox.
In the Biblical sense of the word?
http://www.bloomberg.com/news/2011-10-18/goldman-sachs-posts-third-quarter-loss.html
And our management still rips off our shareholders for billions after having been saved out by the Fed, “settled” fraud claims for hundreds of milssions and being under the trat of multi billion legal against by the US Government
We have no shame
You are the unacceptable face of capitalism
Goldman Sachs are not a free market capitalist’. They are a criminal gang of parasites, dressed in suits.
Or foreskins
With the names Goldman and Sachs, I very much doubt it!
How do I join?
That’ll stick it to johnny foreigner.
I hope the condoms have a CE mark.
Have you tried reading them?
Yes. It is perforated into the rubber.
Just a little prick?
Excellent! I’m gonna have me some more Benefits Babies!
Can I help?
So the US and Israeli governments and funders of poor old Foxy are “angry” are they ?
Pull the other one chums
They are playing the victim card now with their myriad of public relations people and fellow travelers in the British press (and elsewhere) now that their funding has been exposed…
Why did the funders fund him ? Just to give him some ehappy times” ? Come on…
What did they want ?
Who would benefit from “influencing” the British Defence Minsiter
Bicom only want peace and harmony in the worlld
Come on
Why do the Israelis continue to colonise the Occupied Territories ?
Their disinformation is obscene
I simply cannot believe this. As if UKIP supporters ever have sex….
Even if they do, they hardly need a condom at their age.
That’s very unfair, WW.
I can still manage a dribble…
*can’t be arsed and leaves it to soak into the sheets*
Face the facts Guido and Neo
Who funded Fox ?
And why ?
Before trying to divert attention please
We have no connection with the Israeli government
ROFL
You are a bigot and an anti-semite.
ZIONISM = RACISM
Get a life and think for a change
I don’t like J e w s. Does that make me a racist?
I do…..I think you’re an anti-Semite. If the CAPITAL LETTERS didn’t convince me, the blind sloganeering would.
I dont hate the J e ws , just some of the policy thier government carry out.
No, love. I’ll tell you what. They can’t park their Mercs to save their lives.
Sir william you bell end
the j33333 ws are not a race, jsut a criminal cabal
If a muzzie sees a starving person he will feed him
A 4 by will walk past
Allah botherers worship the same God as we Christians
Sit down and chat with a commited Muzzie and be surpised how much we have in common
It is possible to be netiher anti-Semitic nor anti-Islamic and, if you were a regular reader of my ramblings on this blog, you would know that I am neither.
Lessons have been learned…
Look to the future…
Time to move on…
There is clearly no security in the Ministry of Defence
As much as you ever expect after 13 years of treasonous government
All these UK journalists followed the UK Defence Secretary on his multiple visits ?
Why did they not see anything ?
Or all they all homos, lobbyists and assorted criminals as well ?!
All in the pockets of the 4 bys
But are they in favour of greater integration by the backdoor??
Father Vyvian O’Blivion
Resplendent in his frock
Was whipping up the batter
For the pancakes of his flock
He was looking rather bleary
He forgot to watch the clock.
How the fuck did you manage avoid inserting the word “cock” into that rhyme?
Frank Zappa wrote it. Seek the complete piece and ye shall find.
What year will the Euro and EU stasi imploded?
*Wipes beer from control panel*
2017, Billy Botty.
That long?
Well i suppose i can wait that long.
The best things come to those that wait.
For one night only: The best things come to those that wait.
What TF is a oxymoron, anyways?
like a long drawn out dose of cancer?
Is it something that is, by it’s very nature, contradictory?
Correct, Mr. Fuck Nose.
An example being: David Cameron, the Conservative Prime Minister……..
Or this:
http://warley.yourcllr.com/files/2010/02/Vote-for-Change-Box.png
Cameron isn’t a Conservative prime minister. He’s the Prime Minister of a coalition of Conservative and Liberal Democrat parties.
Engineer: indeed, he’s just a Whig – like Lord Melbourne, Walpole…
Please please tell me that the extra D was on porpoise???
I have often wondered what kind of creature works in a booth and what tragedy lead them to that vocation
See 131 and then get a close friend to lean on the fridge door.
If they were really anti EU they would do the job for nothing
I am considering standing for election
No salary, no office expenses
Just turn up once a month and drop my pants in the debating chamber
Nigel Faraaaaaaghe! for ever, the General Władysław Sikorskiy of politics, good on yer son but watch your back.
To many condoms in that picture. You don’t expect a UKIP member to get laid THAT often?!
Never wast an erection.
“Police resorted to firing Rubber Johnnies at UKIP protestors”
You fucking jest Sue
The Rozzers are all over The Heath most nights handing out free cum bags and lubeto the likes of George Michael
You cant even go for a fucking evening walk without being pestered by one
Dont even ask what they get up to by the ponds
All public acts of homosexuality should be punished by death
I think I would like a little more clarification on this position or is UKIP no longer the UK Independence Party , the clue is in the Independence bit .
George monbiot doesnt useually catch my eye these days , but I think when you look at back Labour the lobby corpratist state was in there from the off in 1997 , its hard to say when it became the similar sort of EU monster , where fake and unsustainable markets were lobbied into creation , one of my favourites was the great kiwi fruit rush , and the great olive tree rip out , some consider the windy millar generation one to be of the same idea .
Yes Tom Watson is forgetting so much isnt he , the lobby circuits , the media parties ,the quangos that didnt do anything , the EU money that dictated developement for friends .
Most of my life I have grown up with a sort of cinema image of whitehall , the men from the ministry , would evaluate projects properly, we trusted the executive to be competant and honest about executive decisions , if anything lobbyiests should have there say and matters be evaluated in commite , good comapnies that offer good service to the tax payer should always be perhaps given descrition in award .The only ones the public perhaps shouldnt know is stratregic defence or counter terrorism , but apart from that the executive decisions should be discussed and recorded properly .
The werrity saga , perhaps also highlights what the executive may have become during the Labour years . because quite a bit of tax payer got blown on projects that never worked .
Found this quite amusing, to the tune of “I will survive”
At first we took the aid
We were petrified
Kept thinking we could only live
with Germans by our side
But then we spent so many nights
Thinking how you did us wrong
And we grew strong
And learned to string you all along
and so we’re back
Just watch this space
What are the yields doing up here
you’ve got a sad look on your face
We should have made people pay tax
And begun austerity
But were busy on the beach
And you bail us out for free
Go on now go walk out the door
Things turned around now
And the Dax is on the floor
Merkel the one who tried to hurt me with goodbye
Watch the Euro tumble
EuroStox become the S M I
Oh no, not I
I will survive
oh as long as Trichet buys our bonds
I know I’ll stay alive
We have our cushy lives to live
And in return nothing to give
and I’ll survive
I will survive (hey hey)