October 9th, 2011

Huhne Should Be Sacked for Lying and Briefing Against May

So Chris Huhne’s fingerprints were on the story he gave to the Guardian’s Patrick Wintour which ran on Friday evening. Huhne has just coughed to the BBC’s Politics Show to being the source of the information that May’s cat speech reference was plagiarised from a speech UKIP’s Nigel Farage gave in his own Eastleigh constituency.

Huhne is presumably the source of the anonymous quote:

“Not only has Ms May been caught out making up stories about the Human Rights Act for cheap laughs, she has been plagiarising her clap lines from the UK Independence party.” 

It should be noted that psycho -Huhne lied on the record about this to the BBC’s Peter Henley when he claimed that his tweet was to a staff member. It was once considered a resigning matter for a Cabinet minister if he was caught lying. If a lowly SpAd was caught doing this it would be a sackable offence. Surely Cabinet collective responsibility demands Huhne goes – Guido is sure Clegg would love to give him the sack. He has been caught lying and briefing against colleagues. What does it take to get rid of Huhne?

UPDATE: Huhne said “I completely confess, I own up and I have apologised to Theresa May about drawing attention to this public matter that was on a local website.” Very big of him. It turns out he hasn’t actually spoken with May, he merely left her a voicemail.


145 Comments

  1. 1
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    Hang him, before or after his trail will do.

    • 4
      Car ina Spinagin says:

      Trail ?? Are you suggesting he’s slimy ??

      • 14
        Anonymous says:

        When I heard Ms May, I thought the guy was let to stay to have a family life with the cat; this is what most people thought. Ms May lied as this wasn’t the case.

        • 16
          Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

          A judge allowed an illegal immigrant to dodge deportation because he feared separating him from his cat risked ‘serious emotional consequences’, it emerged yesterday.

          The human rights ruling, obtained by the Daily Mail, vindicates Home Secretary Theresa May over the ‘cat-gate’ row with Justice Secretary Ken Clarke at the Tory Conference.

          She claimed that the cat, Maya, was a key reason behind the decision to let the man, a Bolivian national, stay in Britain, citing it as an example of how the Human Rights Act has been badly applied by judges.

          Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2045794/Theresa-May-cat-claim-Truth-Tory-cat-gate-row.html#ixzz1aHsrZyxA

        • 27
          CYNICAL OLD MAN says:

          Read the feckin’ judge’s ruling Anonymong. You don’t see the truth when it hits you in the face, you dickhead! Or could it be Labour trolls prefer their own version of the truth, however wrong that may be?

          • Anonymous says:

            You fucking idiot, read it again. That gay was let in because he has a partner, partner is not the cat it was a man.

          • Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

            @Anon

            “A judge allowed an illegal immigrant to dodge deportation because he feared separating him from his cat risked ‘serious emotional consequences’, it emerged yesterday.”

          • MI6 says:

            The Political establishment have some serious questions to answer about allowing Gay people into this country. Is it 1. to swell the political corridors of westminster or whitehall. or just for the odd bit cottaging keeping up the numbers., Is being a nonce illegal these days? It fu–ing should be if you are part of any political party as it looks like they all are.

          • Anonymous says:

            Billy if that is the case why hasn’t this government appealed against it and sacked the judge?. If the guy didn’t have a partner he would have been deported. How can a man have a family life with cat?

            Government need to classify what a family is, I am not against to men sleeping together but I don’t think its should be called a family.

          • Barnehurst Bob says:

            But Judge Devitte stated unequivocally: ‘The evidence concerning the joint acquisition of Maya by the appellant and his partner reinforces my conclusion on the strength and quality of the family life that [the] appellant and his partner enjoy.’

            Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2045794/Theresa-May-cat-claim-Truth-Tory-cat-gate-row.html#ixzz1aIB6JYmh

            The cat was owned jointly and was considered by the judge to prove he had a family life here.

            Lefties, what part are you struggling with? It all seems clear to me, the HRA now includes felines. Was this intended? Will Blair, who is proud of the HRA, speak out about this?

          • Anonymous says:

            HRA protect family life not sex life.

          • Harriet HarmMan says:

            No surprises seeing this rampant Nazi/Right Wing discrimination against this catosexual man in this evil place! Why can’t you just leave them alone and allow them to peacefully enjoy their family life, ok, they can’t have kittens together but they could adopt a little Tiddles or Tigger. It’s the 21st century in case you hadn’t noticed.

          • Cynical Old Man says:

            Anonymous, the initial judgement specifically mentioned the cat and the emotional damage the immigrant would likely sustain if deported and seperated from his feline friend. The live in lover/partner formed part of the judgement at a later appeal hearing. By the way, since when has this LibDem/Dave’s Wets government (Cleggy’s mob appearing to be the dominant partner) appealed any court decision since it’s been in power?

            You are showing your ignorance as well – judges CANNOT be sacked for their court judgements (more’s the pity).

        • 114
          Nomdip Lume says:

          The judge DID take a cat into consideration – but not the furry one.

          The illegal immigrant and thief is a ‘cat’ or catamite – the junior partner to his male bride. All the guff about Maya is a diversionary tactic. Perhaps the judge is a ‘cat’ lover himself. It would explain a lot.

    • 5
      gays of a feather says:

      Huhne is a bit like you Billy, sticks like shit to a blanket.

      • 37
        Rat's arse says:

        Anonymong and Gay……. I have never read such vitriol – just keep voting Leiber darlings – it seems about your level of intellegence. Poor sods

        • 93
          gays of a feather says:

          Piss off you silly old queen.

          • JenTheBlue says:

            Why don’t all the Labour trolls just sod off to a lefty blog where “people” like that are tolerated?

            As to Huhne, he never ceases to amaze, you have to give him that.

    • 98
      M says:

      Then hang him again

      • 115
        Spell Checker says:

        I rebmeemr wehn tihs bolg wnsa’t pluaged wtih dfat pstos form smoe fuinckg umirpe…

        • 128
          Listen with Mother says:

          How much longer is Cameron going to indulge Huhne?
          Huhne doesn’t contribute anything of any note to the Coalition and has absolutely no support among the electorate.
          FFS sack the lying two-faced bastard and give his job to someone more deserving.
          It’s countdown to the election and Cameron should have far more important things to deal with.

  2. 2
    Chris Hoon says:

    FibDems don’t ‘do’ resignations. We have to be outed.

  3. 3
    Evil Landlord says:

    Cameron should sack both Huhne and Fox today

  4. 7
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    Getting rid of Hunt wont change policy tho.

    Waits to read all intresting comments and ready to roll eyes at gay bashing.

    • 12
      billy basher says:

      Rolling your eyes is OK Billy, it’s when you get your manky, gay cock out that’s the problem.

    • 24
      Five Go Mad On Billy Bowden's Botty says:

      We admire your pert little butt, Billy Botty x

      • 35
        Five Go Mad On Billy's Cock says:

        Lucky you lot! The front end resembles a peeled prawn and two chickpeas.

  5. 9

    It might very well have been to a staff member who leaked it further?

    HOWEVER – surely the main issue here is that May should be fired for lying about the Human Rights Act in the first place?

  6. 11
    Joss Taskin says:

    Has Chris Hoon got any friends around the Cabinet table around the World ?

  7. 15
    IED Dector man says:

    Can’t stand Huhne, an oily man who shifts his political colours each time he feels things are not going his way.
    Lets hope he starts his very own political party of one.

    • 29
      sick of everything, ever says:

      “….political colours….?”

      Is that an oxymoron or just wishful thinking?

  8. 18

    So, Huhne should be sacked for briefing against May, May should be sacked for breaking collective responsibility for the Coalition Agreement by briefing (and speaking) against the HRA, Clarke should be sacked for breaking collective responsibility and rubbishing May, Fox must be teetering on the brink… it won’t be a Cabinet more a small cupboard.

  9. 19
    Old Grumpy says:

    Sticking like shit to a blanket comes to mind…….. but that is a classic LibDim characteristic………

    • 119
      M says:

      When you’er on the greatest national gravy train ( the EU of course is another story ) you’er gonna be a stain on sheet if you’er removed
      If fox has got nothing on others he’s fucked if he has wait for the spin

  10. 20
    Anonymous says:

    What will it take to get rid of Huhne? An election? He’s already angling to stay in cabinet even if charged …

  11. 26
    dickiebo says:

    ‘What does it take to get rid of Huhne?’
    Errr…..a Leader? Something we all seem to sadly l;ack at the mo!

  12. 31
    CYNICAL OLD MAN says:

    What a despicable, disloyal, lying piece of shit Huhne is. A bigger backstabbing, devious bastard you would not likely see outside of the Labour Party.

  13. 33
    Chris Huhne says:

    I will resign when Billy Bowden wins the Friday Caption Competition.

    • 36
      Five Go Mad On Billy's Cock says:

      Good call. How the fuck Billy can stare at a picture for weeks and not think of anything amusing to say about it is beyond me.

  14. 34
    Maximus says:

    Why is the Huhne still inside the tent p!ss!ng out when, were he outside the tent, no-one inside could possibly get hosed?

    Or to put it another way — does Dave the Brave think he will be seen as more the jellyfish if he ditches Huhne than if he doesn’t?

    • 43
      I Remember You Hoo says:

      Jellyboy Dave hasn’t got the balls to take on Fable, let alone Huhne. He’s there for the duration, unless of course he kills a pensioner while driving at 140 mph down Eastleigh high street.

  15. 39
    Stinkfinger says:

    A lot of Africans piss off from their country to get away from the cats.
    Give the C*nt a lion to bond with.

  16. 40
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    What a way for Dave to celebrate his birthday.

    Happy Birthday David Cameron.

  17. 42
    Anonymous says:

    How can you say i have already said that when i havent posted on this subject before ?

  18. 44
    Chris Huhne says:

    “I know people are freezing and starving to death due to the economic collapse but trust me Climate change is the biggest threat to dead people in human history”

    • 52
      annette curton says:

      What does it take to get rid of Huhne?, more to the point what does it take to get rid of A Huhne?.

  19. 46
    gildedtumbril says:

    It would appear that a pyrotechnic projectile is the only recourse.

  20. 48
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    Transport secretary Philip Hammond ‘caught speeding’- http://gu.com/p/32fgb/tw Chris Huhne strikes back!

  21. 50
    Sir Dando Tweakeshafte says:

    “…What does it take to get rid of Huhne?…”

    One is reminded of Rasputin. Poisoned cakes, bullets, a long dip in the icy Neva River, and still he was hanging around like a bad smell.

    Surely the Cabinet should finally take up a collection and buy back those pictures of Clegg and the farm animals.

  22. 51
  23. 53
    nell says:

    You know if cleggie must have two libdems as ministers he’d be far better off kicking the ragbag huhne out and bringing back Laws who has a far superior intellect and a greater sense of collective loyalty. Yes I know that money scandal attached to Laws but it is in the past and would die a natural death quite quickly once Laws was in post.

    • 57
      All the fun of a lynching without the mess says:

      Has Laws done his 15 minutes in prison yet? If not, he is not an option.

    • 68
      Rat's arse says:

      Agree with you nell. If Leiber can appoint l*ars and bent as a nine bob note ministers, I can see no reason why Laws shouldn’t come back into the cabinet.

      • 89
        All the fun of a lynching without the mess says:

        Have you no ambition than to have a government emulating those disgusting troughers? The country needs better.

    • 70
      Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

      Laws cannot come back (40k) until he has faced a trail and founf guilty/not guilty.

      Just because Labour done it, doesnt mean its ok for the coalition to sink to thier levels.

      I expect higher standards.

      • 71
        nell says:

        +smile+

        sorry Bill but your standards are too high for today’s politicians. There simply aren’t any, sad as it is to acknowledge it, that would even meet the standards of the gutter . Anything higher is completely beyond all of them.

        • 73
          Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

          Our current lot of elected reprsentitives are merely rubber stampers for brussels.

        • 90
          All the fun of a lynching without the mess says:

          Get rid of the current lot and start again.

  24. 60
    Crikey says:

    Would you trust this character if he was out of your site for a second? At least the LibDems got their leadership election right. It could have been far worse.

  25. 66
    Chris The Leatherman says:

    There just doesn’t seem to be any honour in British Politics anymore. Destroyed by Mandelson, Blair, Campbell et al but we should expect better from the present government. Both Hune and Fox should resign without further delay.

  26. 72
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    I see the the looney left are out protesting about saving the Natianal death service.

    Who said they had dumped thier eugenics policy?

  27. 76
    Ah! Monika says:

    Ms Shevell, 51, from New York, is an heiress to a trucking fortune.

    Spot the spelling mistake. Typical BBC

  28. 80
    The Misdirected Cat says:

    Let’s all focus on the Cat when an unelected King burns billions of money we don’t have. Look over there! A moggy doing sommersaults while playing a ukelele.

  29. 81
    pooh says:

    poohbum

  30. 83
    viva la beast says:

    Werrity lifts fox’s catflap

  31. 92
    Drive Time says:

    The Huhney Monster was out on the town with his girlfriend last night. I saw them coming out of a cinema. One of the films showing was called Drive.

  32. 94
    Adverts that were rejected says:

    Blackpool pleasure beach. Magic begins the moment you tell them.

  33. 95
    i feel proud to be part of of this blog despite it being a bit gay says:

    The big boys will be back tomorrow.

  34. 99
    Ed Miliband says:

    I’m not Tony Blair. Um…that’s about it. I’m out of ideas.

    • 108
      Dave Figgley says:

      Ha ha, son.
      What’s the difference between you and Blair, mate?
      Give up, sunshine?
      I haven’t devoted my life to ensuring you don’t make your 60th birthday.

      Ha ha.

  35. 104
    Irish-Canadian says:

    Guys, how do we get Mr. Nigel Farage to run for Prime Minister of Canada?

    This guy is awesome! He was right all the time. Reward this guy with your vote!

    • 118
      It is a truth universally acknowledged..... says:

      I don’t know about Canada but one thing I can tell you without doubt is that Farage and UKIP will never win a single Westminster MP even though the majority of the electorate agree with him….the problem of course is that the British Media(particularly the state broadcaster…the BBC) is staunchly pro-Eorope as is the politcal ruling classes of ALL main UK political parties

      • 139
        Voter says:

        It’s up to the voters. The fact that the three main parties are all much the same may increasingly be a weakness for them and not a strength.

  36. 106
    Huhne the liar says:

    WOW

    jameschappers James Chapman (Mail)
    How many colleagues can @ChrisHuhne upset in 1 weekend? Hammond says he has NOT recently been done for speeding: ‘Chris shd check his facts’

    FFS Huhne just has to be fucked now surely

  37. 107
    billys cock, thick as thieves, his wife and her todger says:

    This blog has gone all uphill gardener.

    • 110
      Time Lord says:

      That is, traditionally, what happens on a Thursday. Journalists head off to the pub to celebrate their triumphs and snort coke off each others’ backsides.

  38. 111
    Pedant says:

    Huhne did try to send the tweet to an aid saying to keep his fingerprints off the story. So he did not lie about the tweet.

  39. 117
    The Huntsman says:

    Anyone have a foxflap for sale? If not, what about a Huhneflap???

  40. 121
    The Huhne of the Hoonery says:

    The longer the Huhne hangs around, the more shit sticks to him. He is an arse.

  41. 122
    S says:

    It’s hilarious that certain people in the Lib Dems think that Huhne could be a viable next leader.

    Everyone who I know thinks that he’s completely sleazy and untrustworthy – more than than you typical politician, even!

    I’m glad that he is in politics, though – it’s always good to have some comic relief.

  42. 124
    Ian Grey and Dismal. says:

    I would like to suggest that Huhne is kidnapped, blackmailed, bribed and brainwashed by the Scottish Labour Party. We are really chumping at the bit here to elect a new Labour leader in Scotland. Devious Huhne is perfect as leader. He will never resign from being leader ever and will hing about like a Scottish labour voter with scabies. Difficult to get rid of the Lib/Socialist hoon. Perfect.

  43. 125
    Get followed about by a sad TV guide in Edinburgh says:

    Sad, pathetic, sponging, boring hoon. Next time waster please!

  44. 126
    Anonymous says:

    Why is the Pinko BBC being quiet about Huhne?

  45. 127
    The sponging hoons of Edinburgh says:

    You are wasting your time and my time as well, lalala living a lie and I guess that time will tell that your making excuses for the things you never done, walking in circles, blinded by the suuun, blinded by the suhuhun. Now I don’t mean to sound unkind, to you
    You just have to go and find something else do and
    Please don’t ask me what went wrong,
    the list goes on and on and on and on. The list goes on and on.

  46. 129
    Mark Thompson says:

    Cameron cannot sack Huhne because Clegg has to ok any lib dem sacking and Clegg does not want a hoon like Huhne on the back benches plotting against him.

  47. 130
    Strictly Fuck off says:

    The BBC is pile of shit!

  48. 132
    tory boys never grow up says:

    And May should be sacked for lying about court cases to make cheap political points to the Tory Party conference, Liam Fox should be sacked should be sacked for helping his friends and lying about it, and little George and Beaker should be sacked for fiddling while Rome (and Athens) burns, Clegg should be sacked for being a lying and ineffective toad, Cable should go since he clearly doesn’t agree with the Government’s economic policy and hasn’t the guts to say so, Lansley should go since he has screwed up Health Service reform etc. etc.

    And perhaps Dave should go for his sheer inability to manage this shower – but even he willl have realised that the Dr Fox has rather more legs than this story.

    I think you will find that Guido is anything but consistent in the level at which he sets the bar for politicians.

  49. 133
    I don't need no doctor says:

    Huhne is a loud mouthed arsehole. Like Tom Watson Huhne speaks quietly these days, however before the last election he was loud mouthed.
    Do twats like Huhne and Watson think the public are stupid.

  50. 135
    Agnes Tench says:

    Huhne has survived beyond anyone’s expectations. Who stands to gain?

  51. 136
    Huhne is a Lying Cnut says:

    Huhne will go free. If he can screw over a Greek and a Lesbo at the same time, the Cabinet are easy meat. Look how jaunty he acts – he’s been given the all-clear from friends on high.

  52. 140
    Spartacus says:

    GForks Says Huhne going – real soon now

  53. 141
    A wanker from the BBC says:

    “Why is the Pinko BBC being quiet about Huhne?”

    Because Huhne is sound on the EU, climate change and other stuff that gladdens our pinko hearts.

  54. 143
    gildedtumbril says:

    Farage, another huhne, has a face that would ‘turn’ dried milk, even if unopened. That would be the milk and his mouth.

  55. 144
    dave says:

    Watch Huhne close his eyes at 28m 24s on the Politics Show! twice ! as he says “no” it wasn’t him?

  56. 145
    Tony Blair says:

    How can you tell if Huhne is lying? His lips move. However, a good water-boarding would should not be ruled out.


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