October 7th, 2011

Lying Psycho Leaves Twitter Fingerprints

This evening Chris Huhne made the embarrassing mistake of broadcasting what was intended to be a private direct message. Clearly trying to plant a story not to be traced back to him. This is the man who told the police his wife was “confused” for saying he was driving the car that got the penalty points for speeding. Will he claim someone else sent this tweet?

His wife trusted him. You can’t trust Chris Huhne. Will the DPP make the same mistake?


  1. 1
    Mike Litorus says:

    I hope his next shit is a hedgehog.

  2. 2
    A passing hedgehog says:


  3. 3
    Handycock says:

    Just keep following my advice and I will soon have you off the hook my old chum.

  4. 4
    capt apollo says:

    and this man is a government minister and seeks to be leader of his party and by default deputy PM. Can his constituents please wake up and smell the rotten roses and STOP VOTING FOR HIM!

  5. 5
    OMG, Please, Not Dolly Again. says:

    Hey buddy, wtf have you got against hedgehogs? How would you like to be excreted through his bum?

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    Susie says:

    So the circumstances or the speeding fine is just a “story” to Chris Huhne. He’ll try another “story” on the police next time.

    They are being humiliated.

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    Brent Fraser says:

    That’s the best way to keep your fingerprints off a story – tweet the fact that you want to distance yourself from it (whatever it might be.) I mean – it’s not like anyone’s going to notice, especially if you delete it afterwards, once you realise! D’oh!

  8. 8
    Andrew Efiong says:

    No fingerprints but his DNA is found at the scene. It looks to me like he’s genetically incapable of being honest.

  9. 9
    Isambard Brunel says:

    Quelle Horreur!

    (If I were the hedgehog Id be happy to be out the sun again actually)

  10. 10
    Fire Warden Hedgehog says:

    Remember hedgehogs may hide in bonfires so check them out before you light them on November 5th.

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    Strolling Bones says:

    Oh dear. Oh dearie, dearie me…. This is all very unfortunate for the snivelling little shitbag that is Chris Huhne…

    Looking forward to hearing what pile of toss he comes up with for this one. Maybe his partner with the “interesting” past was using his Twitter account.

  12. 12
    Susie says:

    Not least because he’s so technologically challenged he can’t keep his tweets private. Dear god — he’s in charge of our energy security as well…

  13. 13
    The last quango in paris says:

    Why is such a numpty in the Cabinet?

  14. 14
    AC1 says:

    David Rose typed it.

  15. 15
    For what it's worth says:

    Vast majority of his constituents are totally disgusted with him. Those who did vote for him have no intention of doing so again – they want him out. Those who didn’t vote for him are praying for a quick end to his career. The sooner the better.

  16. 16
    Mark Oaten says:

    I think I just came.

  17. 17
    'Gypsy' Dave Cooper says:

    Huhne is a disgrace and must be held to account.

    Why the fuck have the CPS not charged the lying gobshite?

  18. 18
    David Laws says:

    I think he’s a really terrible man.

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    Bled White Taxpayer says:

    From http://www.thejournal.ie/uk-ministers-mysterious-tweet-i-do-not-want-my-fingerprints-on-the-story-248247-Oct2011/

    “The Department of Energy and Climate Change at first claimed the tweet was a result of a hack but then retracted that statement and it was not immediately clear how the tweet came about.

    A spokesperson for the Department of Energy and Climate Change told TheJournal.ie earlier it was definitely not Huhne who sent the tweet: “We’re pretty sure it’s a hack. It’s definitely not Chris Huhne. We believe his account must have been hacked.”

    …I don’t know. Wife unaccountably getting speeding points, his twitter being hacked. Is there any more accident-prone politician, or is it all just lies?

  20. 20
    A passing hedgehog says:

    Actually, we’re nocturnal. Can we settle on moonlight?

  21. 21
    nell says:

    so huhne’s an idiot who really doesn’t have the intelligence to tie his own shoelaces let alone hold down a ministerial post – but we knew all that.

    Big question here is what is The Story that he’s trying to leak to the sunday press?

    Hopegfully whatever it is, it is going to finish his ministerial career off and cameron will get rid of him just before he gives cable the boot too.

  22. 22
    Hedgehogs are rather boring, really says:

    Indeed, hedgehogs are renowned for their love of bonfires. During the Salem witch trials many hedgehogs crawled into the fires and sacrificed themselves in providing dying company for the witches as they burned.
    Joan of Arc also had her dying moments marked by the antics of an adorable little hedgehog, doing his little dance. Looked like Riverdance. In fact, her last movement was an effort at clapping at the hilarious twitchings of the flaming hedgehog. Poor hedgehog, but at least it gave some brevity to the occasion.

    Chris Huhne doesn’t need to be burned, he is doing a great job of killing himself. Hedgehogs everywhere are sighing in relief that none of them are going to have to keep him company in his last moments.

  23. 23
    nell says:

    all lies? quelle horreur – chrishuhne lying ? whatever next?!!

  24. 24
    nell says:

    They are waiting for cameron to reshuffle him out of the coalition cabinet so that he’s no longer a minister.

    It’ll be less embarrassing for them to prosecute an mp than it would for them to prosecute a minister – lazy, always looking for the easy life, cowardly bunch.

  25. 25
    JenTheBlue says:

    “In charge of our energy security” ? What energy security?

    The mas is a complete ****.

  26. 26
    Lord Mandelbum of Fondleboys says:

    Come again?

  27. 27
    I Squiggle says:

    Huhne, Hoon and Hunt. Love the way they rhyme..

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    'Gypsy' Dave Cooper says:

    So more lies from Huhne, just what is the problem with these people?

    So can we now assume that any tweets from this fuck-wit that he denies are all the results of ‘hacking’?

    Who the fuck does he think he is kidding.

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    A passing hedgehog says:

    Trolls are even more boring.

  30. 30
    Chris 'Lying' Hoon says:

    Na-Na! Na-Na! Na-Na! I can’t hear you!!!!
    Na-Na! Na-Na! Na-Na! I can’t hear you!!!!
    Na-Na! Na-Na! Na-Na! I can’t hear you!!!!


  31. 31
    nell says:

    Not a problem in Peterborough this year apparently. The biggest fireworks display in the county at ferry meadows has been cancelled at the last minute because a councillor anderson says ‘ we have to think about our carbon footprint’!!

    The Rotary Club has previously raised £500k for local charities with it’s spectacular fireworks display and local cancer and children’s charities say they are going to sorely miss the money that would have been raised.

    numpties like huhne exist even at the local level. lord save us!!

  32. 32
    He's a says:


  33. 33
    Chris 'Lying' Hoon says:

    Strange, my Website is at:


  34. 34
    Tubby Checker says:

    Another twitter twatter is caught out by his twapper tweeps.

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    AC1 says:

    Councillor Anderson will be on next years bonfire if he don’t shape up.

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    Police says:

    He is kidding us!

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    Dave says:

    As i famously said. Too many Tweets make a Twat.

    But in Huhne’s case he was already a Hunt.

  38. 38
    Tachybaptus says:

    Let’s tweet again
    Like we did last summer …

  39. 39
    Stavros says:

    If he can’t press a computer button properly, how can he run the country’s energy policy?

  40. 40
    AC1 says:

    Do we want the government running the (or having a policy for the) entire countries energy ?

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    Sherlock says:

    Looks like he mistook his twitter app for his message app. What a Huhne banged to rights by his own words.

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    Infuriated of West Mids says:

    Problem is, Cameron can’t do ‘owt without Cleggy’s consent to any of the Lib Dems. I really hope Clegg has the backbone to insist Huhne goes in the re-shuffle. (He’s clearly not going to go for any other reason, such as, ooooh I don’t know, perverting the course of justice. The CPS don’t have the balls.)

  43. 43
    Infuriated of West Mids says:

    All I can say is, “ha ha ha haahah ahah ah ha ha”.

    Couldn’t happen to a more deserving, Britain-destrying c(_)nt.

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    Tachybaptus says:

    I’m afraid they’re waiting for a good day to bury the news that they are dropping all charges. Next terrorist incident, earthquake, train crash, keep an eye on the small print at the bottom of the news.

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    joescotus says:

    jesus fuckin wept , the only way i would let myself be associated with something like trimingham is if i was dying of leprosy ,diseased with hiv . rancid with cancer
    this fucking hulne has had his widger sucked vigorously by the most ugly … hold on .uummm eehh maybe she gives fantastic head

  46. 46
    Freezing OAP says:

    Well actually It would have been quite nice if the Government (s) had an energy policy.

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    Susie says:


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    'Gypsy' Dave Cooper says:

    Huhne is a classic example of why politicians are held in such contempt in this country.

    The problem is the majority of brain-dead mongs who keep voting for these twats.

    I despair about this country, I really do.

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    Susie says:

    Numpty? Unfortunately for us all, I think he fits in with the others REALLY well.

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    Sir Reginald Titbrain [Decd.] says:

    And how would they know ‘it’s definitely not Chris Huhne’?. I suggest they haven’t got the faintest idea whether it was him or not.

  51. 51
    Infuriated of West Mids says:

    “destroying”, obviously. My keyboard must be sticking…


  52. 52
    Chris Hoon says:

    Why do people call us Fib Dems ??

  53. 53
    Susie says:

    This lot have more hacks than my horse.

  54. 54

    His punishment requires he be sent to America for four months to learn how to Tweet properly.

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    Sir Gus says:

    Absolutely. But why is Huhne still a member of the cabinet?

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    Infuriated of West Mids says:

    Not with those teeth. If you want to let a Doc Martin-wearing, weirdly-tall, broad-shouldered lesbian with a boy’s haircut anywhere near your tadger whilst sporting a pair of those gnashers, you’re a braver man than I.

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    Si says:

    Errrr. What energy policy?

  59. 59
    Anonymous says:

    radio triangulation caught Ian Hutley

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    Infuriated of West Mids says:

    I just simply cannot understand how, in a reasonably-sized area, the majority (THE **MAJORITY**) of people thought that this piece of crap was the best to represent them.

    But then again, I feel the same about Ed Miliband, Ed Balls, Sadiq Khan, The Eagles, Harriet Harman etc. etc. etc….

    You’re right. We’re screwed.

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    Backstairs Billy Vague says:

    Never on a first date.

  62. 62
    Infuriated of West Mids says:

    I fear you’re only too right, Tachybaptus.

  63. 63
    joescotus says:

    i babysit grandoughter, we use a great movie called sharks tale to amuse her
    one scene where oscar finds out where he is in the pecking order, great white shark at the top down down..down.. plankton..down down.. rocks down down whale poo… and at the bottom ed milliband and all his cohorts of bottom feeding socialist fuckwads

  64. 64
    Car ina Spinagin says:

    Form an orderly queue.

  65. 65
    John Cleese. says:

    I am looking forward to Huhne explaining himself out of this one. Even Basil Fawlty would have a problem making up a credible lie.

  66. 66
    nell says:

    What Story is he talking about and Who is he talking to?

    C’mon neoguido let’s get the whole story!!

  67. 67
    Basil Fawlty says:

    My ex-wife did it by accident. You’ll have to forgive her – she’s from Greece.

  68. 68
    Gordon says:

    When i fucked up on Twitter, I got Sarah to blame it on our sprog.

  69. 69
    The Eagles says:

    Hey man, leave us out of your headtrip man

  70. 70
    Geoffrey G Brooking says:

    Talk about in the thick of it.

    This is just hilarious.

    Its also why we call Huhney Tunes and Handycock The Lie Dems of Hampshire.

  71. 71
    Billy Bragg says:

    Although this is an hilarious mistake. It does reveal that Hune is a nasty piece of shit and will destroy others in order to protect his fabricated reputation.

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    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    I think they arrested the wrong Rooney!

  73. 73
    Geoffrey G Brooking says:

    Well said Billy.

    Huhney Tunes and Handycock have so much in common don’t they.

    What will he do next to protect his precious gravitas of a failing reputation.

    Somebody get his cell ready.

    With more Katiatales to come what’s the odds on them sharing a room at HMP Hilton in Winchester?

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    Mrs Huhne says:

    Will you take my points

  75. 75
    Lib Dem David 'the trougher' Laws says:

    How much are you charging these days?

  76. 76
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    Hunt tunes

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    Mrs Lesbian Huhne says:

    Keep your point away from me

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    nell says:

    Did someone say this huhne thinks he’s going to challenge cleggie to the leadership of the libdem party?

    No doubt he thinks he’s going to take cable as his deputy?!

    What a comedy!!

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    Mr Huhne coming out says:

    I’ll have your point

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    AC1 says:

    They do.

    Rip off the public.

  81. 81
    Mr Huhne coming out says:

    I’ll have your point

    reposted in correct place

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    stating the obvious says:

    His wife might need a bodyguard.

  83. 83
    Huhne the alien says:

    Point me to your leader

  84. 84
    Jasmin Alibi Cunt says:

    How on god’s earth did the Tories get mixed up with these Lib Dem shits?

    These vermin are worse than Labour

  85. 85
    Clegg says:

    At what point am i irrelevant

  86. 86
    Pope says:

    At what point am i reverent

  87. 87
    Katie Price says:

    And your point is exactly

  88. 88
    Geoffrey G Brooking says:

    It all point to even more charges :)

  89. 89
    Jasmin Alibi Cunt says:

    What are your actual source for this statement?

    Someone I spoke to in Eastleigh thinks he’s not unpopular

  90. 90
    Brucie says:

    points means no seat

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    CSI London says:

    It all points back to Huhne lying

  92. 92
    The cunt of Monte Cristo says:

    I totally agree, having to work with odious shits like Huhne must really be an unpleasant experience

    If they threaten more shit over health reforms Dave should call an election, if we lose so be it.

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    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    Point of order…

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    Huhne says says:

    Under oath I did not drive on the day in question but I may have been lying at some stage in my statement but i doubt that this is relevant as you is jealous i’ve turned a lesbo.

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    Handycock says:

    What is the point of all this nonsense.

    I told you ages ago there will be no charge if you join me in The Lodge my old chum.

    Us Lie Dems are the only one innit together my old chum.

  96. 96
    Huhne the anarchist says:

    order has no point

  97. 97
    Animal Farm says:

    Some have more points than udders

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    nell says:

    Odd English expression ‘ he’s not unpopular’ !

    Question is ‘is he popular’?

  99. 99
    Baroness Udders says:

    Don’t bring me into this Huhne. I’m shacked up in my taxpayer subsidised hovel trying to avoid a shitstorm

  100. 100
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    RT @JonathanHaynes Exclusive: ‘Adviser’ Adam Werritty ran charity from Liam Fox’s office http://gu.com/p/32f8t/tw
    1 minute ago via HouseOfTwitsBot Favorite Retweet Reply
    Mentioned in this Tweet

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    red/yellow/blue = all the fucking same says:

    They’re all bastards.

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    Fib Dems says:

    What’s the point

    1. We all lie
    2. We are useless
    3. Huhne is the leader in waiting
    5. We are in charge of the budget… Doh should have been 4

  103. 103
    nell says:

    absolutely gobsmacked that this unhandy idiot is still in public office .

    the libdems have really left themselves shamed and discredited by these cringeworthyl mp’s and ministers = hancock, huhne, cable ……..

  104. 104
    Adam Werritty says:

    Everything is above board.

  105. 105
    Chris Huhne says:

    Boaz Handy. Thank the Grand Master for looking after us, and thank goodness most Hampshire Police are members of the Brotherhood.

  106. 106
    Handycock (Teen Fondler) says:

    I will be his Deputy not Vince Cable. Jahbulon.

  107. 107
    Professor Sir Robert Winstons says:

    The cu’nt Huhne is clearly attempting to hit back at Osborne, re the climate change backtrack.

    Huhne = C’UNT

  108. 108
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    HouseofTwits House Of Twits
    RT @PinkPolitika This shocking NHS bill is without sense or mandate | Polly Toynbee – goo.gl/LH8Z6
    56 seconds ago

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    bald old git says:

    Guido – should have waited until the story appeared, then drawn attention to the tweet … show a little patience …

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    ffs! says:

    She’s off on one again.

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    nell says:


    Ahhh! Is this the story that huhne was trying to get out?

    the beeb is paying £thousands of our money to leftwingers like carolineflint to promote herself , the beeb and leftwing ideas but they haven’t offered the same mouthwatering bank balance offer to huhne.

    Interesting that the beeb is doing this at the same time as they are saying they are cutting £millions from their budget!!

    As always the beeb’s a laugh a minute. Not informative, not balanced , not value for money to the taxpayer, but a bit of a governmental comedic error!!

    C’mon cameron when are you going to get rid of the beeb!? It is frankly a complete irrelevance to life in the UK today!!

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    nell says:

    I do hope swetie pie that you are going to cover this issue, which you have modded, in a post tomorrow,.

    If that’s the case I shall forgive you for modding me!

    Goodnight sweeties. God Bless!

  113. 113
    To be born white & English is to have won first prize in the lottery of life! says:

    Not only a twat, but an incompetent twat!

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    Puzzeld of Crewe says:

    Why do Dave and Nick put up with the Huhne? It is completely obvious to anyone with even half a brain cell that Chris Huhne is a bad one.

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    Chris Huhne MP says:

    We’ve got 20 minutes to kill the story.

    It’s on Guido Fawkes’ website.

    We’ve got 20 minutes to kill Guido Fawkes. Can we use the SAS?

    They’re in Afghanistan.

    Right, I would do it myself. But I don’t want my fingerprints on it.

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    OMG, Please, Not Dolly Again. says:

    Not unpopular. Is that a bit like telling the cook that the chicken was less bad than usual?

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    OMG, Please, Not Dolly Again. says:

    Can he claim for it on expenses?

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    OMG, Please, Not Dolly Again. says:

    Surely that is an insult to numpties?

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    Loyal Watch says:

    This man has no loyalty in his life.

    He has no loyalty to his constituents.
    He has no loyalty to the UK.
    He has no loyalty to his anti nuclear policy.
    He has no loyalty to his party leader.
    He has no loyalty to his wife.
    He has no loyalty to his Children.
    He has no loyalty to the law.

    The only thing that the Huhne is loyal to is himself, and that is a very tainted loyalty.

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    nell says:


    the bloated biased corporation – cutting 330 jobs per annum over six years from it’s 17000 staff.

    many of those made reduandant are going to be re-employed ( at inflated hourly rates, at taxpayers expense) as consultants!

    what a laugh!

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    Scott Cameron says:

    Nell Sweetie. Goodnight.

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    nell says:

    Well he has loyalty to his bank balance.

    He’s annoyed tonight that the beeb hasn’t employed him , as it hasjust employed hillarybenn and carolineflint at great expense to promote the beeb and themselves.

    He wanted to be in there too for the benefit of His bank account!!

    Politics. It’s all about personal money (unfortunately it’s money that comes from us)!!

  123. 123
    Sally Bercow likes anal sex says:

    I used to live in S Hunt horpe

    (Just a test)

  124. 124
    Hava Nagila says:

    Crack is a hell of a drug.

  125. 125
    Shinty says:

    Twitocracy and crimewatch. Hehe!

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    The shabby Cabinet says:

    What story is the Huhne on about?

  127. 127
    Tessa Tickles says:

    There’s your answer; right there. Nick and Dave don’t have half a braincell between them.

    Pro-EU, anti-English scum that they are.

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    jgm2 says:

    Like inviting folk over for dinner and being congratulated on the Tesco’s Finest* ice-cream.

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    Gordon Brown 65K/annum plus expenses, no fixed abode says:


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    jgm2 says:

    No doubt he’ll try and pass on the burden of responsibility.

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    jgm2 says:

    Regrettably I have to agree.

    Quite literally the only good thing to be said for the past , what is it now, 16 months or so, is that while Cameron and Osborne are managing the post fuckalyptic economy bequeathed by Labour is that the Maximium Imbecile isn’t still accumulating airmiles for photo-ops with world leaders while simultaneously trying to hide his economic clusterfuck by borrowing as much money as possible and printing the rest.

    Sorry for the long sentence. My English teacher would cry blood.

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    jgm2 says:

    Yeah. Maybe. As John Prescott, the arriviste, himself said, us being all middle class now and all that – let’s be honest – sharing those 3-pointers out amongst the family really isn’t entirely unheard of.

    Mumsnet certainly ain’t going to be that bothered what with their au pairs taking 9 points apiece every year for various misdemeanors. Shut up Marie-Caire – we’ll pay the fine. They don’t count back in France.

    While the man is clearly a c*unt of the first water it really is grasping at straws that he’ll be kicked into touch for what was clearly – err – your honour – errr – in retrospect – a genuine mistake – an administrative error as to who was driving the car where at what time. Us being married and all that.

    Look chaps, Tony Blair has walked away from an entire war and cash-for-honours. I’d expect a minister to be able to walk away from three points.

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    Stephen P says:

    It is sad that such a fine man might be brought low on such a minor issue.

    Can I laugh now?

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    jgm2 says:

    Poor old Polly. Disingenuously whining about mandates.

    Let us recall again those Labour referendum mandates unfulfilled.

    1997: Mandate on new voting system; reneged.

    2005: Referendum on Lisbon treaty; reneged.

    2010: Referendum on new voting system; reneged.

    1997 – 2010: End to ‘boom and bust': reneged

    1997 – 2010: Prudence; reneged.

    The poor old-aged-pensioner – getting abused by socialist ruffians in the street calling her a T*ory C*nt. Daft old bint, lost her marbles, whining about a lack of mandate about things that were never mentioned as opposed to rock-solid commitments by the bedwetters that were wilfully reneged upon.

    It’s too late now for Toynbee to get her come-uppance. She’s already mid-sixties and has been too influential amongst the bed-soilers for too long. Even if God, in his mercy, were to strike her dead tomorrow the sum of her evil has now far exceeded any good she could hope do by repenting and vowing to sin no more.

    Nope. We must all come to terms with the fact that the vile, apologist oxygen thief is already so far ahead of the curve that even choking in a Staffordshire NHS death-camp would leave her well ahead of the game financially and in terms of her malevolent influence.

    Society’s best revenge on the likes of wicked and malicious bastards like her is to pull the plug. Quit work if you can afford to do so. Buy a shovel and plant some seeds. Spend less. Borrow less. Do less. Stop feeding the beast.

    Fuck it.

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    jgm2 says:

    Natural wastage will more than take care of those numbers. They could double their savings by firing their entire HR department. After all, they’re not going to be recruiting for the foreseeable future.

    Indeed if Chris Patten were to do a proper job they’d never be recruiting ever again.

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    not a machine says:

    Dont know if its linked , but I have heard that huHnes £1bn Labour leftover project of carbon capture , is running hideously out of cost control , you know the one that requires 1 power station just to capture the CO2 from 3 that generate the electricity that goes to the grid , and was being touted as a CO2 (but not energy) reduction measure , to cash in carbon credit scam.

    Bit off if you have to lie about technically substantive efficency of power staions to blow £1bn on a periferal project , as well as domestic issues .

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    Loon Hunter says:

    Nah – better one his windmil thingies – the larger the better

  140. 140
    smoggie says:

    Twial by Twitter

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    Th'Eagles says:

    Hunhe ….

    “You can’t hide those lyin eyes …
    and that smile … is a thin disguise…
    I thought by now you’d realise….
    there aint no way to hide your lyin eyes”

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    Dave Cam the WindFarm Man says:

    Where is the energy policy? We must have put it somewhere. I remember now.

    Have I told you that I have a nice little earner?

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    50 Calibre says:

    Fuck you too…

  144. 144
    50 Calibre says:

    I quite like Pat. Dead easy to find on YouTube too…

  145. 145
    Rat's arse says:

    **applause** jmg2.

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    Rat's arse says:

    Good morning nell! :)

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  148. 148
    DPP says:

    We don’t prosecute the rich and powerful if we can avoid it

  149. 149
    I Remember You Hoo says:

    Don’t worry about our energy security, Huhne has rather thoughtfully handed that over to our great friends, the Chinese and Germans.

  150. 150
    I Remember You Hoo says:

    If there is no equality under law, it becomes your duty to disobey it.

  151. 151
    I Remember You Hoo says:

    Relying on the likes of Chris Patton to do the right thing, is a rather forlorn hope. The man has always been useless.

  152. 152
    Lou Scannon says:

    I wouldn’t mind so much if the cabinet was horizontal and 6 feet under.

  153. 153
    Nemo says:

    Just read that conhome Julian Glover article is it a case of, “Hello I’am Julian and this is my friend Matthew”

  154. 154
    Lou Scannon says:

    Huhne’ll end up so highly charged he’ll be able to power the national grid all by himself.

  155. 155
    Devils' Dumplings says:

    So, why’s he different from any other politician?????

  156. 156
    Osama the Nazarene says:

    So the cat jokes spread to Italy?

  157. 157
    Anonymous says:


  158. 158
    OMG, Please, Not Dolly Again. says:

    Nearly half past three and he still hasn’t had the decency to resign yet…

  159. 159
    Peter Carter-Fuck says:

    Ms Trimingham would like to point out that she does not wear Doctor Marten boots. She does however possess a strap on with a selection of dildos which she uses to enable the Secretary of State to relax after a hard day of lying to the police, lying about having his twitter account hacked, and generally fucking up our energy supplies. He’s now able to take the ten incher quite happily, and she will be introducing him to the twelve inch big boy next week. If you see him walking with a limp, now you know why.

  160. 160
    Hang The Bastards says:

    A truely disgusting piece of low-life.

    He mistakenly thinks a suit, tie and an MP badge makes him an honourable man.

    I would trust him to look after my kids.

  161. 161
    Peter Carter-Fuck says:

    It was Sue’s fault.

  162. 162
    Peter Carter-Fuck says:

    You need an HR department to run the diversity policy. The BBC is hideously white you know.

  163. 163
    Peter Carter-Fuck says:

    Does John’s wrinkly little tadger even touch the sides Sally?

  164. 164
    Old Blue Eyes says:

    Not only is he a lying hypocrite but an incompetent idiot to boot. Surely a shoe in for next leader of the Dimbles.

  165. 165
    Chief Constable, Hampshire says:

    Boaz boys. You are both the widow’s sons.

  166. 166
    Adviser Werritty says:

    2 rs and 2 t’s in my name.

  167. 167
    Huhne is a Lying Cnut says:

    He will escape scot free. Friends in high places, you see. Speeding points are for the little people. BTW, I wonder if Trimingham has had a Strapadictomy?

  168. 168
    ta4nowt says:

    how much longer are the retards at the CPS going to dither on this plonka Huhne? Whatever happened to all that ‘quick, hard justice’ super-gob Ken Clarke was bleeting on about? Its about time a decision was made.

  169. 169
    Anonymous says:

    Yesterday’s Guardian story that May lifted the cat story almost word for word from the leader of the UK Independence party (speech made in Eastleigh earlier this year).

  170. 170
    bethmanhollweg1 says:

    Don’t leave out the French

  171. 171
    bethmanhollweg1 says:

    File on 4 has just played Herr Huhne asking to be the ‘order of the boot’, given.

    Herr Huhne is master a of Blackwhite.

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