October 7th, 2011

Lying Psycho Leaves Twitter Fingerprints

This evening Chris Huhne made the embarrassing mistake of broadcasting what was intended to be a private direct message. Clearly trying to plant a story not to be traced back to him. This is the man who told the police his wife was “confused” for saying he was driving the car that got the penalty points for speeding. Will he claim someone else sent this tweet?

His wife trusted him. You can’t trust Chris Huhne. Will the DPP make the same mistake?


  1. 1
    Mike Litorus says:

    I hope his next shit is a hedgehog.


    • 2
      A passing hedgehog says:



    • 5
      OMG, Please, Not Dolly Again. says:

      Hey buddy, wtf have you got against hedgehogs? How would you like to be excreted through his bum?


      • 10
        Fire Warden Hedgehog says:

        Remember hedgehogs may hide in bonfires so check them out before you light them on November 5th.


        • 22
          Hedgehogs are rather boring, really says:

          Indeed, hedgehogs are renowned for their love of bonfires. During the Salem witch trials many hedgehogs crawled into the fires and sacrificed themselves in providing dying company for the witches as they burned.
          Joan of Arc also had her dying moments marked by the antics of an adorable little hedgehog, doing his little dance. Looked like Riverdance. In fact, her last movement was an effort at clapping at the hilarious twitchings of the flaming hedgehog. Poor hedgehog, but at least it gave some brevity to the occasion.

          Chris Huhne doesn’t need to be burned, he is doing a great job of killing himself. Hedgehogs everywhere are sighing in relief that none of them are going to have to keep him company in his last moments.


        • 31
          nell says:

          Not a problem in Peterborough this year apparently. The biggest fireworks display in the county at ferry meadows has been cancelled at the last minute because a councillor anderson says ‘ we have to think about our carbon footprint’!!

          The Rotary Club has previously raised £500k for local charities with it’s spectacular fireworks display and local cancer and children’s charities say they are going to sorely miss the money that would have been raised.

          numpties like huhne exist even at the local level. lord save us!!


      • 16
        Mark Oaten says:

        I think I just came.


    • 139
      Loon Hunter says:

      Nah – better one his windmil thingies – the larger the better


  2. 3
    Handycock says:

    Just keep following my advice and I will soon have you off the hook my old chum.


    • 105
      Chris Huhne says:

      Boaz Handy. Thank the Grand Master for looking after us, and thank goodness most Hampshire Police are members of the Brotherhood.


  3. 4
    capt apollo says:

    and this man is a government minister and seeks to be leader of his party and by default deputy PM. Can his constituents please wake up and smell the rotten roses and STOP VOTING FOR HIM!


    • 12
      Susie says:

      Not least because he’s so technologically challenged he can’t keep his tweets private. Dear god — he’s in charge of our energy security as well…


    • 15
      For what it's worth says:

      Vast majority of his constituents are totally disgusted with him. Those who did vote for him have no intention of doing so again – they want him out. Those who didn’t vote for him are praying for a quick end to his career. The sooner the better.


  4. 6
    Susie says:

    So the circumstances or the speeding fine is just a “story” to Chris Huhne. He’ll try another “story” on the police next time.

    They are being humiliated.


  5. 7
    Brent Fraser says:

    That’s the best way to keep your fingerprints off a story – tweet the fact that you want to distance yourself from it (whatever it might be.) I mean – it’s not like anyone’s going to notice, especially if you delete it afterwards, once you realise! D’oh!


  6. 8
    Andrew Efiong says:

    No fingerprints but his DNA is found at the scene. It looks to me like he’s genetically incapable of being honest.


  7. 9
    Isambard Brunel says:

    Quelle Horreur!

    (If I were the hedgehog Id be happy to be out the sun again actually)


  8. 11
    Strolling Bones says:

    Oh dear. Oh dearie, dearie me…. This is all very unfortunate for the snivelling little shitbag that is Chris Huhne…

    Looking forward to hearing what pile of toss he comes up with for this one. Maybe his partner with the “interesting” past was using his Twitter account.


  9. 12
    The last quango in paris says:

    Why is such a numpty in the Cabinet?


    • 48
      Susie says:

      Numpty? Unfortunately for us all, I think he fits in with the others REALLY well.


      • 131
        jgm2 says:

        Regrettably I have to agree.

        Quite literally the only good thing to be said for the past , what is it now, 16 months or so, is that while Cameron and Osborne are managing the post fuckalyptic economy bequeathed by Labour is that the Maximium Imbecile isn’t still accumulating airmiles for photo-ops with world leaders while simultaneously trying to hide his economic clusterfuck by borrowing as much money as possible and printing the rest.

        Sorry for the long sentence. My English teacher would cry blood.


    • 118
      OMG, Please, Not Dolly Again. says:

      Surely that is an insult to numpties?


  10. 17
    'Gypsy' Dave Cooper says:

    Huhne is a disgrace and must be held to account.

    Why the fuck have the CPS not charged the lying gobshite?


    • 24
      nell says:

      They are waiting for cameron to reshuffle him out of the coalition cabinet so that he’s no longer a minister.

      It’ll be less embarrassing for them to prosecute an mp than it would for them to prosecute a minister – lazy, always looking for the easy life, cowardly bunch.


      • 42
        Infuriated of West Mids says:

        Problem is, Cameron can’t do ‘owt without Cleggy’s consent to any of the Lib Dems. I really hope Clegg has the backbone to insist Huhne goes in the re-shuffle. (He’s clearly not going to go for any other reason, such as, ooooh I don’t know, perverting the course of justice. The CPS don’t have the balls.)


      • 44
        Tachybaptus says:

        I’m afraid they’re waiting for a good day to bury the news that they are dropping all charges. Next terrorist incident, earthquake, train crash, keep an eye on the small print at the bottom of the news.


        • 62
          Infuriated of West Mids says:

          I fear you’re only too right, Tachybaptus.


        • 132
          jgm2 says:

          Yeah. Maybe. As John Prescott, the arriviste, himself said, us being all middle class now and all that – let’s be honest – sharing those 3-pointers out amongst the family really isn’t entirely unheard of.

          Mumsnet certainly ain’t going to be that bothered what with their au pairs taking 9 points apiece every year for various misdemeanors. Shut up Marie-Caire – we’ll pay the fine. They don’t count back in France.

          While the man is clearly a c*unt of the first water it really is grasping at straws that he’ll be kicked into touch for what was clearly – err – your honour – errr – in retrospect – a genuine mistake – an administrative error as to who was driving the car where at what time. Us being married and all that.

          Look chaps, Tony Blair has walked away from an entire war and cash-for-honours. I’d expect a minister to be able to walk away from three points.


  11. 18
    David Laws says:

    I think he’s a really terrible man.


  12. 19
    Bled White Taxpayer says:

    From http://www.thejournal.ie/uk-ministers-mysterious-tweet-i-do-not-want-my-fingerprints-on-the-story-248247-Oct2011/

    “The Department of Energy and Climate Change at first claimed the tweet was a result of a hack but then retracted that statement and it was not immediately clear how the tweet came about.

    A spokesperson for the Department of Energy and Climate Change told TheJournal.ie earlier it was definitely not Huhne who sent the tweet: “We’re pretty sure it’s a hack. It’s definitely not Chris Huhne. We believe his account must have been hacked.”

    …I don’t know. Wife unaccountably getting speeding points, his twitter being hacked. Is there any more accident-prone politician, or is it all just lies?


  13. 21
    nell says:

    so huhne’s an idiot who really doesn’t have the intelligence to tie his own shoelaces let alone hold down a ministerial post – but we knew all that.

    Big question here is what is The Story that he’s trying to leak to the sunday press?

    Hopegfully whatever it is, it is going to finish his ministerial career off and cameron will get rid of him just before he gives cable the boot too.


  14. 27
    I Squiggle says:

    Huhne, Hoon and Hunt. Love the way they rhyme..


  15. 28
    'Gypsy' Dave Cooper says:

    So more lies from Huhne, just what is the problem with these people?

    So can we now assume that any tweets from this fuck-wit that he denies are all the results of ‘hacking’?

    Who the fuck does he think he is kidding.


  16. 34
    Tubby Checker says:

    Another twitter twatter is caught out by his twapper tweeps.


  17. 37
    Dave says:

    As i famously said. Too many Tweets make a Twat.

    But in Huhne’s case he was already a Hunt.


  18. 39
    Stavros says:

    If he can’t press a computer button properly, how can he run the country’s energy policy?


  19. 41
    Sherlock says:

    Looks like he mistook his twitter app for his message app. What a Huhne banged to rights by his own words.


  20. 43
    Infuriated of West Mids says:

    All I can say is, “ha ha ha haahah ahah ah ha ha”.

    Couldn’t happen to a more deserving, Britain-destrying c(_)nt.


    • 51
      Infuriated of West Mids says:

      “destroying”, obviously. My keyboard must be sticking…



  21. 45
    joescotus says:

    jesus fuckin wept , the only way i would let myself be associated with something like trimingham is if i was dying of leprosy ,diseased with hiv . rancid with cancer
    this fucking hulne has had his widger sucked vigorously by the most ugly … hold on .uummm eehh maybe she gives fantastic head


    • 57
      Infuriated of West Mids says:

      Not with those teeth. If you want to let a Doc Martin-wearing, weirdly-tall, broad-shouldered lesbian with a boy’s haircut anywhere near your tadger whilst sporting a pair of those gnashers, you’re a braver man than I.


    • 64
      Car ina Spinagin says:

      Form an orderly queue.


      • 159
        Peter Carter-Fuck says:

        Ms Trimingham would like to point out that she does not wear Doctor Marten boots. She does however possess a strap on with a selection of dildos which she uses to enable the Secretary of State to relax after a hard day of lying to the police, lying about having his twitter account hacked, and generally fucking up our energy supplies. He’s now able to take the ten incher quite happily, and she will be introducing him to the twelve inch big boy next week. If you see him walking with a limp, now you know why.


  22. 48
    'Gypsy' Dave Cooper says:

    Huhne is a classic example of why politicians are held in such contempt in this country.

    The problem is the majority of brain-dead mongs who keep voting for these twats.

    I despair about this country, I really do.


    • 56
      Sir Gus says:

      Absolutely. But why is Huhne still a member of the cabinet?


    • 60
      Infuriated of West Mids says:

      I just simply cannot understand how, in a reasonably-sized area, the majority (THE **MAJORITY**) of people thought that this piece of crap was the best to represent them.

      But then again, I feel the same about Ed Miliband, Ed Balls, Sadiq Khan, The Eagles, Harriet Harman etc. etc. etc….

      You’re right. We’re screwed.


      • 69
        The Eagles says:

        Hey man, leave us out of your headtrip man


        • 141
          Th'Eagles says:

          Hunhe ….

          “You can’t hide those lyin eyes …
          and that smile … is a thin disguise…
          I thought by now you’d realise….
          there aint no way to hide your lyin eyes”


  23. 52
    Chris Hoon says:

    Why do people call us Fib Dems ??


  24. 63
    joescotus says:

    i babysit grandoughter, we use a great movie called sharks tale to amuse her
    one scene where oscar finds out where he is in the pecking order, great white shark at the top down down..down.. plankton..down down.. rocks down down whale poo… and at the bottom ed milliband and all his cohorts of bottom feeding socialist fuckwads


  25. 65
    John Cleese. says:

    I am looking forward to Huhne explaining himself out of this one. Even Basil Fawlty would have a problem making up a credible lie.


  26. 66
    nell says:

    What Story is he talking about and Who is he talking to?

    C’mon neoguido let’s get the whole story!!


  27. 68
    Gordon says:

    When i fucked up on Twitter, I got Sarah to blame it on our sprog.


  28. 70
    Geoffrey G Brooking says:

    Talk about in the thick of it.

    This is just hilarious.

    Its also why we call Huhney Tunes and Handycock The Lie Dems of Hampshire.


  29. 71
    Billy Bragg says:

    Although this is an hilarious mistake. It does reveal that Hune is a nasty piece of shit and will destroy others in order to protect his fabricated reputation.


  30. 72
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    I think they arrested the wrong Rooney!


  31. 73
    Geoffrey G Brooking says:

    Well said Billy.

    Huhney Tunes and Handycock have so much in common don’t they.

    What will he do next to protect his precious gravitas of a failing reputation.

    Somebody get his cell ready.

    With more Katiatales to come what’s the odds on them sharing a room at HMP Hilton in Winchester?


  32. 74
    Mrs Huhne says:

    Will you take my points


  33. 76
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    Hunt tunes


  34. 78
    nell says:

    Did someone say this huhne thinks he’s going to challenge cleggie to the leadership of the libdem party?

    No doubt he thinks he’s going to take cable as his deputy?!

    What a comedy!!


  35. 79
    Mr Huhne coming out says:

    I’ll have your point


  36. 82
    stating the obvious says:

    His wife might need a bodyguard.


  37. 84
    Jasmin Alibi Cunt says:

    How on god’s earth did the Tories get mixed up with these Lib Dem shits?

    These vermin are worse than Labour


    • 92
      The cunt of Monte Cristo says:

      I totally agree, having to work with odious shits like Huhne must really be an unpleasant experience

      If they threaten more shit over health reforms Dave should call an election, if we lose so be it.


      • 107
        Professor Sir Robert Winstons says:

        The cu’nt Huhne is clearly attempting to hit back at Osborne, re the climate change backtrack.

        Huhne = C’UNT


    • 101
      red/yellow/blue = all the fucking same says:

      They’re all bastards.


  38. 88
    Geoffrey G Brooking says:

    It all point to even more charges :)


    • 154
      Lou Scannon says:

      Huhne’ll end up so highly charged he’ll be able to power the national grid all by himself.


  39. 95
    Handycock says:

    What is the point of all this nonsense.

    I told you ages ago there will be no charge if you join me in The Lodge my old chum.

    Us Lie Dems are the only one innit together my old chum.


    • 103
      nell says:

      absolutely gobsmacked that this unhandy idiot is still in public office .

      the libdems have really left themselves shamed and discredited by these cringeworthyl mp’s and ministers = hancock, huhne, cable ……..


  40. 100
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    RT @JonathanHaynes Exclusive: ‘Adviser’ Adam Werritty ran charity from Liam Fox’s office http://gu.com/p/32f8t/tw
    1 minute ago via HouseOfTwitsBot Favorite Retweet Reply
    Mentioned in this Tweet


  41. 104
    Adam Werritty says:

    Everything is above board.


  42. 108
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    HouseofTwits House Of Twits
    RT @PinkPolitika This shocking NHS bill is without sense or mandate | Polly Toynbee – goo.gl/LH8Z6
    56 seconds ago


    • 110
      ffs! says:

      She’s off on one again.


    • 134
      jgm2 says:

      Poor old Polly. Disingenuously whining about mandates.

      Let us recall again those Labour referendum mandates unfulfilled.

      1997: Mandate on new voting system; reneged.

      2005: Referendum on Lisbon treaty; reneged.

      2010: Referendum on new voting system; reneged.

      1997 – 2010: End to ‘boom and bust': reneged

      1997 – 2010: Prudence; reneged.

      The poor old-aged-pensioner – getting abused by socialist ruffians in the street calling her a T*ory C*nt. Daft old bint, lost her marbles, whining about a lack of mandate about things that were never mentioned as opposed to rock-solid commitments by the bedwetters that were wilfully reneged upon.

      It’s too late now for Toynbee to get her come-uppance. She’s already mid-sixties and has been too influential amongst the bed-soilers for too long. Even if God, in his mercy, were to strike her dead tomorrow the sum of her evil has now far exceeded any good she could hope do by repenting and vowing to sin no more.

      Nope. We must all come to terms with the fact that the vile, apologist oxygen thief is already so far ahead of the curve that even choking in a Staffordshire NHS death-camp would leave her well ahead of the game financially and in terms of her malevolent influence.

      Society’s best revenge on the likes of wicked and malicious bastards like her is to pull the plug. Quit work if you can afford to do so. Buy a shovel and plant some seeds. Spend less. Borrow less. Do less. Stop feeding the beast.

      Fuck it.


  43. 111
    nell says:


    Ahhh! Is this the story that huhne was trying to get out?

    the beeb is paying £thousands of our money to leftwingers like carolineflint to promote herself , the beeb and leftwing ideas but they haven’t offered the same mouthwatering bank balance offer to huhne.

    Interesting that the beeb is doing this at the same time as they are saying they are cutting £millions from their budget!!

    As always the beeb’s a laugh a minute. Not informative, not balanced , not value for money to the taxpayer, but a bit of a governmental comedic error!!

    C’mon cameron when are you going to get rid of the beeb!? It is frankly a complete irrelevance to life in the UK today!!


    • 112
      nell says:

      I do hope swetie pie that you are going to cover this issue, which you have modded, in a post tomorrow,.

      If that’s the case I shall forgive you for modding me!

      Goodnight sweeties. God Bless!


  44. 113
    To be born white & English is to have won first prize in the lottery of life! says:

    Not only a twat, but an incompetent twat!


  45. 114
    Puzzeld of Crewe says:

    Why do Dave and Nick put up with the Huhne? It is completely obvious to anyone with even half a brain cell that Chris Huhne is a bad one.


    • 127
      Tessa Tickles says:

      There’s your answer; right there. Nick and Dave don’t have half a braincell between them.

      Pro-EU, anti-English scum that they are.


  46. 115
    Chris Huhne MP says:

    We’ve got 20 minutes to kill the story.

    It’s on Guido Fawkes’ website.

    We’ve got 20 minutes to kill Guido Fawkes. Can we use the SAS?

    They’re in Afghanistan.

    Right, I would do it myself. But I don’t want my fingerprints on it.


  47. 119
    Loyal Watch says:

    This man has no loyalty in his life.

    He has no loyalty to his constituents.
    He has no loyalty to the UK.
    He has no loyalty to his anti nuclear policy.
    He has no loyalty to his party leader.
    He has no loyalty to his wife.
    He has no loyalty to his Children.
    He has no loyalty to the law.

    The only thing that the Huhne is loyal to is himself, and that is a very tainted loyalty.


    • 122
      nell says:

      Well he has loyalty to his bank balance.

      He’s annoyed tonight that the beeb hasn’t employed him , as it hasjust employed hillarybenn and carolineflint at great expense to promote the beeb and themselves.

      He wanted to be in there too for the benefit of His bank account!!

      Politics. It’s all about personal money (unfortunately it’s money that comes from us)!!


  48. 120
    nell says:


    the bloated biased corporation – cutting 330 jobs per annum over six years from it’s 17000 staff.

    many of those made reduandant are going to be re-employed ( at inflated hourly rates, at taxpayers expense) as consultants!

    what a laugh!


    • 135
      jgm2 says:

      Natural wastage will more than take care of those numbers. They could double their savings by firing their entire HR department. After all, they’re not going to be recruiting for the foreseeable future.

      Indeed if Chris Patten were to do a proper job they’d never be recruiting ever again.


      • 151
        I Remember You Hoo says:

        Relying on the likes of Chris Patton to do the right thing, is a rather forlorn hope. The man has always been useless.


      • 162
        Peter Carter-Fuck says:

        You need an HR department to run the diversity policy. The BBC is hideously white you know.


  49. 121
    Scott Cameron says:

    Nell Sweetie. Goodnight.


  50. 123
    Sally Bercow likes anal sex says:

    I used to live in S Hunt horpe

    (Just a test)


  51. 125
    Shinty says:

    Twitocracy and crimewatch. Hehe!


  52. 126
    The shabby Cabinet says:

    What story is the Huhne on about?


    • 169
      Anonymous says:

      Yesterday’s Guardian story that May lifted the cat story almost word for word from the leader of the UK Independence party (speech made in Eastleigh earlier this year).


  53. 133
    Stephen P says:

    It is sad that such a fine man might be brought low on such a minor issue.

    Can I laugh now?


  54. 136
  55. 137
  56. 138
    not a machine says:

    Dont know if its linked , but I have heard that huHnes £1bn Labour leftover project of carbon capture , is running hideously out of cost control , you know the one that requires 1 power station just to capture the CO2 from 3 that generate the electricity that goes to the grid , and was being touted as a CO2 (but not energy) reduction measure , to cash in carbon credit scam.

    Bit off if you have to lie about technically substantive efficency of power staions to blow £1bn on a periferal project , as well as domestic issues .


  57. 140
    smoggie says:

    Twial by Twitter


  58. 147

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  59. 148
    DPP says:

    We don’t prosecute the rich and powerful if we can avoid it


  60. 153
    Nemo says:

    Just read that conhome Julian Glover article is it a case of, “Hello I’am Julian and this is my friend Matthew”


  61. 158
    OMG, Please, Not Dolly Again. says:

    Nearly half past three and he still hasn’t had the decency to resign yet…


  62. 160
    Hang The Bastards says:

    A truely disgusting piece of low-life.

    He mistakenly thinks a suit, tie and an MP badge makes him an honourable man.

    I would trust him to look after my kids.


  63. 164
    Old Blue Eyes says:

    Not only is he a lying hypocrite but an incompetent idiot to boot. Surely a shoe in for next leader of the Dimbles.


  64. 167
    Huhne is a Lying Cnut says:

    He will escape scot free. Friends in high places, you see. Speeding points are for the little people. BTW, I wonder if Trimingham has had a Strapadictomy?


  65. 168
    ta4nowt says:

    how much longer are the retards at the CPS going to dither on this plonka Huhne? Whatever happened to all that ‘quick, hard justice’ super-gob Ken Clarke was bleeting on about? Its about time a decision was made.


  66. 171
    bethmanhollweg1 says:

    File on 4 has just played Herr Huhne asking to be the ‘order of the boot’, given.

    Herr Huhne is master a of Blackwhite.


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