October 8th, 2011

Fox Favourite to Exit Cabinet

The news that the PM wants the initial findings of a Ministry of Defence inquiry into Defence Secretary Liam Fox on his desk by Monday has bookies now making Liam evens favourite to be the next to exit the cabinet.

The relationship with Adam Werritty, who has no official role in government, is coming under close scrutiny. Werrity had a paid role with the controversial Atlantic Bridge charity which was run out of Fox’s parliamentary office before being struck off the charity register, ran a health consultancy in which Fox was an investor (he was shadow Health Secretary) and now seems to be dealing with defence contractors now Fox is Defence Minister. Never mind accompanying him on trips to Sri Lanka and running a defence consultancy out of the London flat he shares with Fox.  All the time flashing a business card which overstates his role as an “advisor to the Rt Hon Dr Fox MP”.  It looks pretty bad that Werrity is in and out of the MoD on a regular basis.

Fox is in Libya, the papers and the opposition are hounding him. One wonders what Fox’s wife Ms Baird thinks of it all?


  1. 1
    Mark Jones says:

    I go possibly two further than that Guido. How long will it be before Ken Clarke, Chris Huhne and Fox all have to leave the cabinet? I’m giving Dr Fox till Monday night myself…..Clarke, maybe another few weeks and Huhne, till the police question him again! All by mid November I should think!

  2. 2
    Mark Jones says:

    Not forgetting Theresa May!

  3. 3
    Octavius Tinsworth Ace says:

    I am an Advisor to Minister Fox
    He pays me to think out the box
    And when he gets fruity
    It is always my duty
    To keep him supplied with Coxes Orange Pippins

  4. 4
    Master of Hounds says:

    Tally ho!

  5. 5
    Portaloo says:

    Is his wife Mrs Baird or Mrs Beard?

  6. 6
    Observer says:

    Hoiw stupid can a Cabinet Minister be ?

    We are getting down to Brown levels now…

  7. 7
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    @Liam Fox why?

  8. 8
    Godber says:


    This is Simon Cowell and Sinitta/Mezghan/Cheryl Cole time, peoples.

    I bet that Werrity’s a good roll in the hay though. He’s a big lad.

  9. 9
    David Laws says:

    Very stupid. Seems like a nice boy though. Come and join me the wilderness.

  10. 10
    tricky social questions of the age says:

    as the genttleman who is twenty years younger than the dear doctor apparently stayed free of charge in the Fox flat does that make him a non-rent boy?

  11. 11

    Good riddance – I can’t stand the man.

  12. 12
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    Dear Guido Fawkes

    May i ask you to join in http://twitter.com/#!/movemberuk and raise awareness for mens health.

    It is a worthy cause as mens health is ignored by the MSM that obsessed with the feminest agenda.

    Thanks Billy Bowden is the greatest Umpire ever !

    (Fan of Guido Fawkes and Twitter star)

  13. 13
    Lord Lavender et al. says:

    …and he was SO happy, playing with his soldiers. What a bummer!

  14. 14
    Mark Jones says:

    am just waiting for fatty boy watson to comment on this = surprised he hasn’t had a full page spread in the guardian by now!

  15. 15
    BillyBob... says:

    Chop off ‘is knob… the knob !!

  16. 16
    BillyBob... says:

    Theresa is lush…… to f*ck off you tomcat !!

  17. 17
    BillyBob... says:

    Hmmmmm looks like someone will have a sore bottom, soon !!

  18. 18
    Jack says:

    According to wiki

    Liam Fox’s wife works here http://www.roycastle.org/about-us/Where-we-are

    Liverpool or Glasgow ?

    And he works and lives as per his MPs web site

    “Dr Liam Fox MP
    About Liam
    Liam has been our MP for 18 years and lives locally in Tickenham. He holds regular surgeries for constituents in Clevedon, Nailsea, Portishead and Yatton and has a reputation as a hard-working constituency MP.
    He worked as a GP in Nailsea before becoming a member of Parliament and has held high office in both opposition and government. He has the experience inside and outside Parliament we need for good government.
    Liam has been at the centre of local campaigns such as the defence of the green belt, especially around Long Ashton, Dundry and Failand. He has been a leading figure in the local battles such as the electricity pylons affecting Blackwell, Nailsea and Yatton. In Parliament he has campaigned for a Portishead railway link and famously described Portishead as the biggest cul-de-sac in Britain .
    He is patron of a large number of local organisations and charities including Mencap, Children’s Hospice South West, Clevedon Pier, Portishead lifeboat, the Jessie May Trust, the Curzon Cinema and numerous sports clubs.”

    This is interesting also


    This man seems to a wrong un

    Yet another

  19. 19
    Anonymous says:

    Surely ‘Ms Beard’ ??

  20. 20
    Billy Pop says:

    One wonders what Fox’s wife Ms Baird thinks of it all?

    So it’s not just me then!

  21. 21
    BillyBob... says:

    What?? he is married in the biblical sense?? well bugger me rigid !!

  22. 22
    BillyBob... says:

    That is not what I heard !!

  23. 23
    Anonymous says:

    Was there rumours of him being gay?

  24. 24
    Dick the Prick says:

    Geez, that’s a question. I guess we’ll find out.

  25. 25

    What! He is as homosexual as I am! Hee! Hee! Hee!

  26. 26
    golfcalder says:

    Another privately educated posh boy (and Scottish) screwing the punters

  27. 27
    nell says:

    They don’t pay enough money.

    Twatson is waiting for one of those overly generous lucrative beeb spots, only offered to leftwingers, paid for by you and me, before he spouts off an opinion on this one!

  28. 28
    nell says:

    Well I trust cameron has a a decent pair of hands to hand over the MoD to if he’s going to sack fox.

    The last thing we want to see is a tory aintbustinagut with a useless kevan in tow, in charge of looking after our troops.

  29. 29
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    And can i ask other co-conspiriters and readers to promote this and join if they can :-)

  30. 30
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    Intresting story in the DM about the BBC paying politicon to appe@r on the channel.

    Cant post link as it gets modded and takes years to turn up.

  31. 31
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    The troops will do thier jobs in spite of government.

  32. 32
    Jack says:

    And this guy takes straght bribes

    wiki “Fox accepted a £50,000 donation from Jon Moulton, whose investment firm, Better Capital, later went on to own Gardner Aerospace, an aerospace metallic manufactured details supplier which includes component parts for both military and civilian aircraft.[68] This potentially exposed Dr Fox to conflict of interest but neither Fox nor Moulton violated any rules with this donation.[69] Since all Members of Parliament are required to state in what capacity they receive any donation Fox stated in his entry in the Register of Members’ Interests that he accepted the cash “in my capacity as Shadow Secretary of State for Defence”.[70]”


  33. 33
    edward balls says:

    Chris Hunhe will make an excellent replacement

  34. 34
    Infuriated of West Mids says:

    One of the problems inherent with not being a broadsheet, I suppose.

    The sheets just aren’t broad enough to accomodate even a full page spread of the fat, pie-munching, red-faced, hypocritical, ‘retro’ NHS specs-sporting, oily, pimply, salad-swerving, council-haircutted, one-bath-a-month, Ed Miliband-sucking, pompous, uneducated, gravy-stained, self-important, ill-fitted suit wearing, cardiac arrest on legs that is Mr Watson in all his jowly, corpulent, varicose-veined-arsed glory.

    (I don’t like him, for the avoidance of any doubt.)

  35. 35
    Lady Virginia Droit de Seigneur says:

    Not another one batting for the opposition.

    Are there any MPs who are not either sexually incontinent, secret shirtlifters or devoted fans of bizarre sexual practices?

  36. 36
    The Barman of the House of Ermin Vermin says:

    He’s another shirt lifter

    With a beard like Gordon

    Can’t we have some normal people in politics ?

  37. 37
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    “t but neither Fox nor Moulton violated any rules with this donation.[69]”

  38. 38
    annette curton says:

    Settle down everybody or somebody will get a jolly good spanking… Me Sir!, Please, Me Sir!

  39. 39
    Queen Charlotte says:

    The real outrage for the SPADs’ party – they had so many they had to have Portcullis House built for them – is that this adviser was not being paid!

    I mind much more about the American spelling on the card.

  40. 40
    Purist says:

    Mrs Baird or Mrs Beard ?

    There seems to be some confusion

  41. 41

    Foxy will do a Huhne. Keep denying everything until a smoking gun is discovered. Not merely innuendo and cirumstantial, but actual solid, indisputable evidence of guilt.

    Until then he’ll hang on.
    He’s likely to get as much support from Dave as Huhne does.

    I.E. None.

  42. 42
    Dr Conrad Murray MD says:

    Even I know that you should have called an ambulance by the time rigor mortis sets in…

  43. 43
    Howard Hughes says:

    I really do not believe you people, thirteen years of the most corrupt Government on this Planet and you are hovering around someone who just, maybe , just good at his job. But what would you know about people who are good at their jobs after thirteen years of Socialism. Everone falls and everone makes mistakes, before Blair that is how things worked. I swear if JC came down again you would all cruscify him, just what do you people want?

  44. 44
    Mark Oaten says:

    He loves it up the dirtbox. I know.

  45. 45
    Phil the Greek, the real McCoy, says:

    So up front bribery is within the “rules”

    Life seems simple for these bent runts then

    Just take all the bungs uo front and say it’s within the rules

    Who makes up these rules?

    In what sort of banana republic do we live ?

  46. 46
    Ffion and Jesme says:

    Our husbands have assured us that we have nothing to worry about, unlike that ghastly Sarah Brown.

  47. 47
    nell says:

    No he won’t !

    huhne isn’t fit enough to be in charge of a public lavatory!

    The MoD requires someone with authority, respect, care and decency.

    Sadly no-one in politics today of any colour immediately comes to mind!!

  48. 48
    Caligula says:

    Not many left m’Lady

    I did warn you…

  49. 49
    golfcalder says:

    I take it for granted that Tories feather their own nests whilst in Government. But why do Tory press hound them? Anyway FOX was always a smarmy bastard Good Riddance Another cock up by Cameron

  50. 50
    Y fronts says:

    Can you organise a homo gang bang for me in Sri Lanka please Guido ?

  51. 51

    Fox appears to be out.

    Who could replace him? Its a high profile post. Needs someone with a big brain. Or at least someone who thinks they have a big brain.
    Preferably of ethnic origin to dilute some of that ‘hideously white’ message that the Labour party keep saying about the cabinet.
    Who else in the party has a massively high opinion of their own abilities, despite their obvious limitations?

    In short just who is the Chukka Umanananana of the coalition?

    I vote for Baroness Warsi.. ticks so many boxes she could be an advert for Big Yellow Storage.

  52. 52
    nell says:

    Oh I forgot the two most important attributes – honesty and integrity .

  53. 53
    Realist says:

    Good at his job ? ROFL

    Once he has finished there will be no operational British forces left

    All the funds are going to Overseas Development (which Foxy said he opposed before taking down his drawers)

    To develop our enemies

  54. 54
    Professor Sir Robert Winstons says:

    Naturally Fox goes but the cow’s cu’nt Huhne stays on to conduct those vital briefings against his ‘colleagues’

  55. 55
    Harley Street Knob Jockey says:

    I have a long waiting lift for replacement arseholes

    But I offer an amazing range

    Plastic, gold, leather, suede (for those who like blue suede shoes) and so on

    But only a limited supply

    SO roll up quickly please,

  56. 56
    Black Rod says:

    I think, respectfully, that it high time for you to replace the whole House of Commons

    Before it is too late

  57. 57
    Lord Mandy who has disappeared says:

    Oooh I do like black rods

  58. 58
    Ann Widdecombe (retd) says:

    I’m just incontinent.

  59. 59
    Lord Kenneth Livingstones says:

    No fuck off you Nazi

  60. 60
    Is there a crime here ? says:

    Guilt of what ?

  61. 61
    Jimmy says:

    Only you can save him now. Quick. The crosshairs before it’s too late.

  62. 62
    Lord Kenneth Livingstones says:

    What’s a waiting ‘lift’ you NAZI cu’nt?

  63. 63
    nell says:

    “Tories feather their own nests whilst in Government”

    OMG!! you are so funny!!

    bliar tonight is sitting in one of his palaces enjoying the fruits of his war in ir aq.

    mandy is flying off to ‘somewhere in asia’ to further his business links with af ghan istan (forged whilst he was in office)

    gordon is flying off to abu dhabi this week still trying to capitalise on his ‘economic record’ as pm.

  64. 64
    Anonymous says:

    Its getting like come Dancing, another Mp being summoned to the PMs office for a fucking!

  65. 65
    Spin Doctor says:

    It’s what Ed Milliband calls a list…

  66. 66
    Lord Kenneth Livingstones says:

    Shuddup whining you Nazi cu’nt

  67. 67
    Dave the Rave's appointments officer says:


    Please may off Foxie for a few hours

    I am scraping the barrel to find a replacement who will not have to resign in six months

  68. 68
    No 10 Ecclesiastical Secretary says:

    Laws must be the man – your honour

    He has already been defrocked once

    If we put a new frock on him he will go down a bomb (Lond Mandelson told me so)

  69. 69
    Mr Speaker says:

    I may be missing the point but Liam Fox is a bit of tosser and has been caught having a mate on the payroll and said mate seems to be guilty of nothing at all (yet).

    Chris Huhne, however, is a lying, deceitful sack of shit. I can’t get too excited about Liam Fox’s exploits until it’s clear what he’s done wrong and/or when the much more mendacious Huhne is out of the way.

  70. 70
    annette curton says:

    It’s what I call a lisp.

  71. 71
    nell says:

    I think he used to look very fetching in his black and white striped suit – mint humbug on spindly legs!

  72. 72
    Peter Thomas says:

    Fox good at his job? No, the man’s judgement is seriously in error. How foolish is he to get himself in this mess. He must go – now! Cameron is spineless. He should have sacked him immediately. Do we have any honourable, competent politicians in this Nation? Very few methinks.

  73. 73
    R.McGeddon says:

    OH, PLUCK !

  74. 74
    Jack Dromey (Ms) says:

    Sorry to break this to you, Sir Edward, but you are buried under a slab in Salisbury Cathedral.

  75. 75
    Anonymous says:

    Huhne can only be sacked by Clegg; Clegg will have a nightmare if Huhne become a back bencher. So unless Huhne is charged he can stay.

  76. 76
    Anonymous says:

    Share a flat?

  77. 77
    Jack Dromey (Ms) says:


  78. 78
    golfcalder says:

    Blair was son of Thatcher a privately educated Scot(does this sound familiar?)who conned everyone including the Labour Party.
    Cameron hasn’t a chance Too many grubby people in Tory party.
    Roots of todays financial problems lie in de regulation in 80s.

  79. 79
    nell says:

    Of course it will be a pity if fox has to go.

    He really has started to get to grips with the profligacy and waste in the MoD that became entrenched in 13 years of mismanagement by labour.

    And he is one of the tories genuine council house boys , alongside david davis.

    council house origins, grammar school and then uni to become a GP and a military Dr.

    He does have some personal wealth but it is apparently, much less than either of the militwit’s and most likely derived from his wife jesme not from depriving the state of rightful taxes as the militwit’s have done.

  80. 80
    Jack Dromey (Ms) says:

    Jimmy, you are a wag.

  81. 81
    Edward says:

    Mr Fox will resign tomorrow night.

  82. 82
    Another English fuck wit completely missing the point says:

    Thanks for pointing that fact out as until you did I had no idea that no English MPs ever screwed the public.

  83. 83
    Owlett says:

    It’s different – but it’s not a hen.

    All right, there’s chaps who are natural-born bentfellows. But I’m nonplussed by those with wife and kids who, it seems, ‘help out when they’re short-handed’?

  84. 84
    Anonymous says:

    Cash for ass.

  85. 85
    nell says:

    Thatcher was the daughter of a hardworking Grantham grocer.

    Won a scholarship and slogged her way through uni to a notable science degree before studying to qualify as a barrister.

    No priveleges, no private education just plain working class grit.

    Don;t knock it! There’s nobody in labour with that sort of background anymore.

  86. 86
    Anonymous says:

    Like Fox even Theresa hasn’t got kids, I don’t think she understand how hard it is for families with kids.

  87. 87
    Damien McBride says:

    Jimmy, you should know a wrong ‘un when you see one; is Liam Fox gay?

  88. 88
    Mike Litorus says:

    Spunk stains on his office chair?

  89. 89
    Zweistein says:

    The lack of integrity of these scum never ceases to amaze me.
    Beware of people who claim to be “honourable”.

  90. 90
    Dave Bowman says:

    The days when cabinet ministers were effectively untouchable crime bosses are coming to an end.

  91. 91
    Another English fuck wit completely missing the point says:

    Oh I get it it’s because he’s Scottish that he’s a “grubby” politician, suddenly it all becomes so clear. Quick that being the case we must quash all the convictions against our English friends such as Lord Taylor, Jonathon Aitken, Jeffery Archer, Elliot Morley, David Chaytor, Eric Ilsley Lord Haningfield etc etc all innocent due to their Englishness.

  92. 92
    Lou Scannon says:


  93. 93
    Glasgow City Council says:

    Untouchable Crime Bosses did you say

  94. 94
    Anonymous says:

    Ed loses his audience.

  95. 95
    Edward of the Clan McMilitwit. says:

    Jeez! The pair of them conspiring to fool the public and fill their bank accounts in the process.
    Bliar and Mandelson created this situation where you can profit from corruption and still keep your job. Huhne is thinking if he just sits tight he will get away with it. Brass neck. Liam Fox is a goner, especially when the antics compromised defence and security. He will have to be fired as I doubt he will walk.

  96. 96
    golfcalder says:

    Thatcher may have been hard working but she was totally ruthless. Married into money and didn’t give a toss about her fellow human beings. Many working class people did as as did but didn’t crap on their fellow human beings. Trust me if she hadn’t married the hapless but wealthy Denis she would be unknown today

  97. 97
    Gordon McRockingNag says:

    It started in America.

  98. 98
    Sir Reginald Titbrain [Decd.] says:

    Eh, none of your socialist tomfoolery here, please. It’s not required of a PM that they love people; what is required is that they perform effectively. Which she did. Which pisses you off. Hooray.

  99. 99
    Joss Ayinglike says:

    If Thatcher hadn’t become Prime Minister in 1979 and the spendthrift socialists at the the behest of the union yobbos had taken charge of this Nation, we’d have gone from the Sick Man of Europe to the banana republic of the northern hemisphere.

    Please take your Billy Bwagg Bolshevism and shove it where the Liebour party belong.

  100. 100
    Anonymous says:

    Totally agree. He is the very best in the Tory party.What has being” gay” to do with ability. So what if his friend calls to see him once a month. So what if they travel abroad whilst Mr. Fopx is on business. Cannot politicians see friends in their Whitehall offices? For f–k sake give the man some support. He is a genuine Tory not like limp Dave and creepy Clarke.

  101. 101

    It wasn’t sacrilege.

    It was murder.

    Thatcherites dropped the slab from the bell tower.

  102. 102
    Joss Taskin says:

    Have they cut off your leccy ??

  103. 103
    rent boy says:

    You mean rent a flat mate?

  104. 104
    golfcalder says:

    Being being Scottish is NOT the point you prat. Being a privately educated Scottish Tory (Blair and Fox) is the point. As a Scot these people have betrayed me and my ilk.

  105. 105
    Tris says:

    Yeah, but she was as mad as a goat.

  106. 106
    Tris says:

    Did you see what he did over expenses?

  107. 107

    Oh nothing at all old boy.

    Foxy isn’t involved in any private company businesses that hope to sell to the MOD. His ‘assistant’ chum isn’t touting himself Hoon style for consultancy work based on his close contacts with the current minister for war.

    Nope! There’s nothing going on here at all..Not in any way, shape or form.

  108. 108
    Mad, Bad & Dangerous Gordon McRuin ( member in absentia ) says:

    Coooeeee !!!

  109. 109
    Handycock, No1 Trougher in Parliament says:

    Hi Mark. This Tory Poofter is giving politicians a bad name. How’s life in McDonalds? Might be joining you there soon, but in the Moscow branch.

  110. 110

    If you’re trying to start a wind up for the night pick another topic.
    Next year will be the 30th anniversary of the Falklands.

    THIRTY YEARS AGO. Seeing as how most Labour supporters are in their teens and early twenties most of them haven’t heard of Thatcher except from the party propaganda. Have you seen any newsreels of that time recently?

    The police in big hats and shirtsleeves.
    Men with beards and sports jackets blowing up London with nail bombs
    Punks and Rockers and Heavy metal headbangers
    Marines with a radio backpack the size of port Stanley and Vulcan bombers and FN rifles.

    It might as well be a thousand years ago to anyone under 40. They haven’t even heard of coal and probably think its only something they might need for a BBQ if the gas runs out.

    You might as well blame the current recession on steam engines for all the relevance it has.

  111. 111
    Southern Softy says:

    Are you sure that Strickly didn’t just open it up a teeny weeny bit?

  112. 112
    Foxy Loxy says:

    Fox is toast. Bloody shame though as it is Huhne who is the true enemy within.

  113. 113
    Chris Huhne says:

    I will resign when hell freezes over. Thank God for global warming.

  114. 114
    Lord Hanningfield, Local Government Trougher in Chief says:

    F*ck off you Jock Bastard.

  115. 115
    Gordon Brown MP {semi-retired} says:

    I see the IMF has called on the G20 to print loads more money, billions and billions, and just spend it as fast as it pours off the presses.

    See…I told you I could have done that job.

    I was an absolubte perfect fit.
    If only I hadn’t hurled the phone at them when they said they might need to get Tony Blair’s approval first.

  116. 116
    Engineer says:

    If Gordon Brown’s mother had kept her legs crossed, we might all be a lot better off today.

    Some people live within their means, some people spend every pound and then max out the credit cards.

    Neither Blair nor Brown are fit to lick Thatcher’s shoes.

  117. 117
    Edward of the Clan McMilitwit. says:

    @golfcalder. You don’t speak for all Scots with your silly views on politics.

  118. 118
    Forget Fox. Dave is the Enemy says:

    I think it is Dave that has to go. The liberals and the Tory wets have been briefing against Fox since the coalition was formed.

    But it is Dave that wants to bless the marriage of perverts. It is Dave that supports the Euro. It is Dave that wants to throw money at P@kistani politicians, it is Dave that wants to cripple us with energy bills, it is Dave that wants to do away with planning regs, it is Dave that wants to build a vanity train line thru rural England, it is Dave that scrapped the 3rd runway at heathrow, it is Dave who will not consider Boris Island airport, it is Dave who wants to cover our beautiful countryside with windmills, it is Dave who reneges on cast iron guarantees, it is dave that has sanctioned QE11.

    I just can not believe that Dave has turned out to be a bigger twat and enemy of the state than Gordon.

  119. 119
    Reality Check says:

    As mad as the spineless economic incontinent Brown? As mad as the genocidal, delusional Blair? As mas as the self-confessed psycho Campbell? The legacy of that triumvirate of evil is going to be with us for the rest of our lives.

  120. 120
    Magnolia says:

    Well said Bill.
    Mrs T took all the flack from hated cuts and unemployment but she knew that it was the only way to get the parasitic state off the back of the private wealth creating sector.
    Our lot are socialists pretending to be a Conservative led coalition.
    They’re increasing spending because ‘ the cuts’ are phoney, just increased spending with ‘cuts’ which are inflation.
    She didn’t p**s about with gay marriage and concreting over the green belt, she just gave freedom to the wealth creating forces.
    I advise any youngsters to look at the Youtube footage of her just after the Brighton bomb and they could not fail to be proud that Britain once elected a woman PM of such courage and backbone to lead this country.

  121. 121
    albacore says:

    I admire your use of polite phraseology, ma’am.
    Nevertheless, it’s bad form to desecrate that flower of English poetry, “The Good Ship Venus”.
    Therefore, with deep regret and solely in the interest of maintaining the high moral tone of Mr Fawkes’ blog, I have slightly amended the apposite lines from which you may, perhaps, have taken inspiration:
    The captain of the lugger
    He was a dirty slugger
    He wasn’t fit to shovel grit
    From one ship to another

  122. 122
    Anonymous says:

    They could rent each other without taxpayer support.

  123. 123
    Anonymous says:

    Why would any women marry a gay man and stay with him?

  124. 124
    nell says:

    apparently we’re in for the worst winter in living memory according to the met and the beeb.

    let’s hope the met and the beeb , sodden with our money, are no more accurate than militwit is in his predictions of gloom and doom.

  125. 125
    why are there so many benders in politics? says:

    men’s health would be improved greatly if so many of them didn’t keep ramming throbbing todgers up each other’s shitters.

    the health of the conservative party would be improved greatly if it didn’t include so many sodomites

  126. 126
    nell says:

    it is hattyharpic that wanted to bless the marriage of gays. It is mandy that supported the Euro. It is hillarybenn that threw money at P@kistani politicians, it is edmilitwit that crippled us with energy bills, it is prezza that did away with planning regs, it is that eagle woman that wanted to build a vanity train line thru rural England, it is Dave that scrapped the 3rd runway at heathrow, (well did he? well thank the lord!) it is Dave who will not consider Boris Island airport? and boris island airport is …?) it is militwit and prezza who wanted to cover our beautiful countryside with windmills, it is Dave who reneges on cast iron guarantees (? maybe but then maybe not) it is dave that has sanctioned QE11 ( I thought that was down to mervyn – gordon’s appointee).

    Nobody, absolutely nobody! could be a bigger twat and enemy of the state than Gordon. Though militwit is practising hard to become a close second.

  127. 127
    The Paragnostic says:


    They write by the light of sheep tallow candles, warmed by pëat fire and whisky, don’t they?

    Or do they post from their piss-stained park benches using an iNcontinencePad? Warmed by Buckfast and fried pizza…

  128. 128
    haddock says:

    He was cremated…specifically to deny us the pleasure of pissing on his grave. The slab is a memorial stone, not a gravestone

  129. 129
    Siggy Freud says:

    He vas in love wiv his fatter and hated his mother. He must leave at vonce. I prescribe cockin three times a day.

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    Thomas O'Pikey says:

    Oi, for one, am all in favour of scrapping them planning regs.

    Now, sorr, I have some tarmac to spare if you’ll be needing a new runway…

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    why are there so many benders in politics? says:

    69 you say?

    the doctor is an expert

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    Engineer says:

    Anybody remember in 2008 when Alistair Darling made his quiet statement about the oncoming “worst economic crisis since WW2″, and the forces of hell were unleashed against him? Well, he was right, wasn’t he?

    Mervyn King has just issued a similar quiet warning – the worst economic crisis since the thirties, and possibly ever. Well, nobody in government (or opposition) has stood up to claim that he’s wrong – there’s not even been a peep.

    What’s the biggest problem for Britain when this crisis hits? It’s simple – the government has absolutely nothing it can do about it. Thanks to the complete economic omnishambles they inherited, they can’t do a bloody thing about it. They can’t use a Keynsian stimulus, because there’s no money left, and we’re borrowed to the bloody hilt. Interest rates are already on the floor. Growth is zero, and there’s no realistic prospect of there being any because the rest of the world is pretty much in recession, so we’ve got nobody to sell to.

    A couple of years ago, I ventured the opinion on this blog that dragging out deficit reduction longer than you absolutely had to was a bad idea because you never knew when the next downturn would hit. Well, it’s going to hit even sooner than most hoped, when we haven’t even cleared the decks from the last lot.

    Blair and Brown’s economic legacy is about to get even worse.

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    why are there so many benders in politics? says:

    his job was making money for his bumboy – bollocks to british troops, he hasn’t sodomised them

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    why are there so many benders in politics? says:

    and fox is fucking his bumboy up the arse

  135. 135
    why are there so many benders in politics? says:

    she used to take it up the shitter from cecil parkinson – no lube

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    Anonymous says:

    And he’s breached copyright by using the portcullis logo.

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    why are there so many benders in politics? says:

    I agree – let’s just fuck each other up the arse and pretend to be members of Dave – the bender’s best friend – Cameron’s government

  138. 138
    Jemima Puddleduck says:

    They stopped fox. now when are they gonna stop the bull?

  139. 139
    Jane Pig Grim says:

    There’s no discouragement
    Shall make me once relent
    Me first avowed intent
    To be a Pig Grim.


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    Infuriated of West Mids says:

    Hear, hear, to both Bill and Magnolia. And this is from a twenty-something.

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    Infuriated of West Mids says:

    Too true. I wish Simon Jenkins, Ken Clarke and Vince Cable would meet … erm … unexpected demises too.

    When’s that next satellite due to crash? We can but hope.

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    Liar Byrne, aka Baldemort says:

    Call it Labour’s Damnosa Hereditas , Brown’s Poisoned Chalice or simply the standard Liebour Legacy. I did warn you, there’s no money left.

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    Tom Badwind says:

    Has the Curse of Gordon Brown struck again ??

    Apparently this Mr. WhirringTitty was born in Kircaldy, Fife

  144. 144
    Archbishop Rowan Communist says:

    Haha an evil Tory has been caught out being a bummer!!

    Fuck off Tory scum pig!!

    I worship the devil

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    Infuriated of West Mids says:

    I agree, Engineer. It’s a crying shame that the public, through the media, are unable to accept the truth, and the only way that will get us out of this mess in the long term namely:

    We’re fucked. Gordon made sure we’ve got nothing left to sell. We’re not exporting enough. We’re just going to have to make the best we can of it. The NHS, the police, schooling, universities, etc. will all have to suffer in the relative short term. Yes, it’s bad. Yes, we don’t want to do it, but we’re going to have to CUT SPENDING. Not just pretend to cut spending in relative terms.

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    Gordon Brown MP {semi-retired} says:

    Quiet..don’t tell anybody..Blame the Tories..It was Thatcher. She took all the money..and the piggy bank too. She’s a monster I tell you.

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    Jimmy says:

    I do hope for the sake of the gay community he isn’t. Entire careers have been launched based on the stereotype that gay people were edgy and interesting. If one more tedious tory hack stumbles out of the closet I fear the brand may be irreparably harmed. Besides, were homosexuality to lose its mystique, then what on earth would all the closet cases here find to talk about? Economic policy? Be serious.

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    Mr Market says:

    True. But I tink it is now time to buy useful tings like houses, land, salt, wood and coal.

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    Archbishop Tutu says:


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    Call me Dave says:

    Because it is that I am a true Conservative I will solve all our problems by introducing the law of Garage (Gay marriage)

  151. 151
    A Senior Rabbi says:

    You will lose Livingstones, you Islam obsessed, newt fancying, bad tempered anus

  152. 152
    Cynic says:

    He will survive. Fox hunting is illegal

  153. 153
    Sarah Brown says:

    I enjoy it

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    Madness says:

    Makes me wanna cry Eng. This Government has lost the plot. How can planting thousands of windmills in Morecambe bay keep the lights on?

    That bay has a cast iron guarantee of a tide twice a day that WILL generate energy until the planet dies. That bay has frack rock oil and gass. That bay supports our nuclear industry in Barrow . So why are we covering it in windmills at astronomical expense?

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    Dale Wintons says:

    Fucking degenerate

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    Dale Wintons says:

    ooh ello Ken love

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    well its a thought says:

    What you may say and what will be said to the public is two totally different things, you know this crowd of dishonest creeps along with the rest of of the 640 liars and the EU will rather see this fair countrys people begging for bread whilst these shi^es live in luxury and pay lower taxes in foreign countries, I really believe were getting close to having an Arab type spring in this country because of the trash that runs this country.

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    Lord Kenneth Livingstones says:

    Shuddup with this shit you NAZI cu’nt

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    huhnes huhne huhne says:

    The gas was stopped because the Huhne made it too expensive to get out of the ground, that is the Irish sea gas fields that extend down to Wales and cover Liverpool bay and Morecombe bay, http://www.shipais.com has a sea map of the area click Liverpool bay.

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    The Paragnostic says:

    Tidal power might upset the RSPB even more than windfarms snapping the wings of baby albatrosses (or whatever their current whinge about them is). Morecambe Bay wouldn’t be the muddy expanse it is if they stuck a tidal barrier there, so not only would there be fewer wading birds, the Chinks would have to go somewhere else to pick cockles.

    Don’t forget, frackable shale reserves are BAD, because they make fuel which is burned to make plant food (CO2).

    Nuclear is BAD, full stop, because arseholes don’t understand that it’s far cleaner than any other form of power (including PV solar) so long as it’s done properly and engineered to a high standard without bureaucratic intervention.

    I noticed the other day that they are planning to cover Blackfriars Bridge in London with a PV roof – and this is an existing bridge on a tidal river that could easily be used for tidal power. A turbine, however, wouldn’t look all swanky, so they are opting for the far more expensive and dirty PV alternative (you should see the amount of toxic solvents a PV manufacturing plant throws out). Plus, we can make turbines over here, while the PV panels will be imported.

    And it pisses down in Britain all the time, so what’s wrong with lots of small hydroelectric plants? Gravity, last time I checked, is free and will never run out.

    I give up, I really do.

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    Infuriated of West Mids says:

    Poor fucker. He was doomed from the start.

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    I agree, Engineer. Both the mess that was created and the manner in which the attempt at a rescue from it was implemented, mean that the economic cycle will be increasingly shortened. This will allow insufficient time for any recovery of real substance and lead to the formation of further bubbles in whatever becomes the ‘asset of the moment’.

    The point will soon come when the recessions are back to back. The bottom will fall out of all these overheated markets and this can only lead to a complete breakdown of confidence, credit and world trade as we know it. Civil order will collapse and, for survival, we will be reduced to a farmland and guns approach.

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    fools gold says:

    nell. breed and go away 4+3

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    Headless Corpse says:

    This deeply unhappy coalition cant come to an end too quickly for many of those involved.

    A Conservative/ Lib Dem coalition was never gong to work beyond a few months, and does neither party any good whatsover

    The winners are always those reckless, criminally incompetent shits in the Labour Party.
    They inherited a rapidly growing economy in ’97, and will get back in as the worst is over in 2015.
    Almost certainly there will never be another majority Conservative Government, Labour’s immigration policy has seen to that.

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    well its a thought says:

    I think it’s time for Billy to find out how many MPs are hetrosexual and how many are homosexual or lesbians, I think we have a sexual preference diversity issue here, MP’s decided that we have to impliment diversity in everything and we pay millions to do it, it’s not a privacy issue as they made the decision to become an MP and live in the public domain

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    An Unwise "sage"? says:

    Chris Huhne was/is the worse possible person that could have been placed to take charge of the UK’s energy strategy. It is no different than putting Gordon Brown in charge of the banks.

    The older I get the more I realise that a democracy should not let elected politicians override those whose job it is to know better.

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    Headless Corpse says:

    Great post….humorous and factual

    I hope to see many more like them you arsehole

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    Headless Corpse says:


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    Disco Biscuit says:

    Baird? Is that Scottish for beard?

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    fools gold says:


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    fools gold says:


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    I Am owed RIGHTS says:

    It is quite obvious that the QT audience and most other BBC audience participation progs think that they are better and deserve more than the rest of humanity.

    How can a soap dodging workshy Wandsworth dude who has never lifted a spade in his life or paid any tax demand that he is treated better than a Mumbai slum dweller?

    Of the two, who has contributed to the greater good?

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    PhilW says:

    Speaking of Huhne does anyone know what he was tweeting about? must be a story from an insider pointing a finger at someone. I wonder whose in the firing line this weekend apart from Fox?

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    George Osborne says:

    True, So is sniffing Cocain.

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    A fucking great gas cowl over the top of the HoC would be best. The hot air captured in a week could power Britain into the next century.

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    The BBC are cunts says:

    Please keep paying the Telly Tax Licence Fee or we can’t funnel it back to Liebour and FibDem MPs


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    Nige says:

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    Lou Scannon says:

    Is that why there are so many acorns this year ?
    And I suppose the BBC is still blaming the cold it’s predicting on global warming.

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    Lou Scannon says:

    How about a funnel instead ? Wait until it rains, seal up the doors when they’re all inside and let nature take its course.

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    The Piss Soaked Tramp Formally Known As TAT! says:

    Fuck off nell your getting boring now, EVERYONE here can see and knows Dave is a con man and Liberal wet in disguise, Spinning a weak defence of ‘YES BUT LOOK THESE PEOPLE IN OTHER PARTIES DO ALL THESE NASTY THINGS TOO’ from a Norfolk County Bumpkin who has a crush on the geezer is hardly helping his case in the long run.

    Dave is the one in power, time to man up or fuck off in his case.

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    Quite simply, you must watch this...see if your jaw doesnt drop.. says:

    Occupy Atlanta

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    Mr Slater says:

    If my Parrot started acting like that, I’d take him straight to the vets!

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    Honest MP - honest. says:

    Ian Bone seems to be a fellow self admirer as is Dr Fox.

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    Honest MP - honest. says:

    Moulton, by his own admission, is also involved with that Work Foundation guy.
    You know the one, the left wing Will Self, constantly on BBC who paid himself so much he put the Foundation into near bankruptcy as per Guido.

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    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    Fuck you all.

    People are people first before politics.

    Maybe Guido Fawkes is another layer/bubble.

    Homophaibia is part of free speech.

    “I despise what you say but will defend to the death your right to say it”

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    Ian says:

    Libya’s just been promised half a million quid and some extra military help, so Fox and his health-and-military advisor will soon be laughing.

    So much for our armed forces redundancies and crap weaponry.

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    The Observer says:


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    'Gypsy' Dave Cooper says:

    Huhne has to go.

    Fox is a twat caught with drawers down, like most thieving politicians he’s as bad as the rest.

    This country is crying out for a true right wing party that will Cameron and co right out of the water.

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    The Observer says:

    The Guardian brought this point up and the BBC followed up with quoting them, not realising that the reason Darling was booed down was because of Balls, Milliwatt and the Brownite thugs conspired to damn him. Yes Darling was right but he did not clear it with Stalin.

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    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    so Guido

    You advocate free speech but censor your own blog

    Plastic liberterian (or however its spelt), When questioned you run away, you never explained why a 25 year old man should be executied (your tweet , restore justice).

    You allow gay bashing and racist bollocks bu do not allow negative comments about your self.

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    The Pundit says:

    Doesn’t sound as if the true sexual ratios’ in Westminster are going to fit those of the UK.

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    The Pundit says:

    It would be a dead parrot

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    Mr Slater says:

    By the look of that audience, it would be a brain-dead one!

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    The Piss Soaked Tramp Formally Known As TAT! says:

    Take your refund Billy and fuck off mate if you don’t like it.

    The rest of us will be happy to see the back of you

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    not a machine says:

    I am still nearly too stunned to speak after last wednesday , gay marriage ! the good lord will no doubt offer his thanks , for yet more undermining of the christian faith in the UK . Everything i thought about what was trying to be put right , just zoomed off into some other idealogical place that I dont frequent. It may be that he was influenced by his new speech writer , but not for a moment did i think that Dave (who does do god) would not see the destruction of important values in his words . I was like he had been re chipped . It wasnt just me either there were plenty of people who i knew , who just thought he had folded into equalities speak . i mean which party is now going to stand on a platform of repealing any such legislation formed , i mean the gay lobby may have inadvertantly placed a marker for the beginning of a real political fight and made an ass out of the party. i mean if he just thought , Ill do it and shame all the ignorant illiberal halfwits who are homophobic , he (or his speech writer) just doesnt understand that legislating this , will harden some minds to thinking differently , homophobia has always been a sort of truce , progress yes in stopping the overt bullying and violence , but in truth blokes still enjoy the security of a drink down the dog and duck , and not one in the Old compton . let alone so many interpreting it not as liberating , but a direct unsolicted attack on the church itself .

    Liam Fox touted as the right wingers winger , we find has a rather stupid close friend , who not only ran a charity from his office , but decided to boast about his access on slighty iffy business cards and in so doing exposes exactley the sort of thing voters had hoped this new government was determined to stop .
    I could of course cite , planning as being strangely inconsiderate to non voting wildlife for financial gain , or the rather hasty forest sell off , but these people treat it like water of a ducks back , I said £1bn was going to waste on carbon capture ages ago , but nothing technically odd gets delt with , in any other way as what the spin pros want .
    I mean labour were rotten through and through and yet know , the most despised goverment of ecnomic spin and self enrichment , is now gaining some credibility by knawing away at it would seem an equally intent conservative coalition , to not be bothered if they get the same award , or the libs come up still all clean and nice like . How did we end up with a succesion of this sort of thing via a so called system of mandate and democratic vote .

    If Dr Fox is guilty (and who or how he was stitched up) then wont larger questions need to be asked , about what goes on , whilst convincing the public , its not just become a system for jollies and financing . with opposition making out british people have been let down , only a mere 18 months after british people were financially ruined and corrupted by same corrupt shitty gang (with new faces), now enjoying shit on other party game .

    defence questions on monday (quell suprise) , and many of us wondering if this first skirmish is the pre view to somthing else , certainly feels like one part of this governments story is over , and with gay marriage part of our national christian understanding , for whatever the new is . I have seen the new and its is full of holes , sympathetic but uncaring , corrupt to make message work, and full of hired legally minded physcophants , running our lives more and more on the flawed soft left corporate model as run by labour so well and exmplified by the EU which has not had even its accounts signed off for 14yrs , and is about to land the tax payer with the bill for its shitty gang of corrupts .

    If fox falls it will be a blow , if any reshuffle is gay progressive wonk , then I want a choice , as i was in no way led to believe this what i voted for in 2010

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    It doesn’t matter who replaces Fox at the M.O.D. Like Red Ed’s new shadow cabinet, the Tory/Lib Dem front benchers are a bunch of feckin’ amateurs! None of ‘em could run a feckin bath.

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    not a machine says:

    perhaps she was frustrated after all

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    not a machine says:

    I think billy you may have inadvertantly entered the “centre ground” , its comfy , we all do it from time to time , sleep milk , i useually get over it by listening to some of the ruins speeches , as i always feel secure in knowing what true bollocks is , and how some of polictians have come to think about the job they do .

    People commit crimes , many of then because they are a bit bad and dont care , never mind all poor start crap , i know people who have a good start and still become bad people . I think we have to have justice , or is it just the sentence your arguing about ??

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    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:


    double standards id my point.

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    Huhne goes to the pictures says:

    I saw Chris Huhne and his mistress out in the west end tonight. Wish I had something juicy to report but they were coming out of a cinema. I don’t know what they saw but one of the films showing was the thriller Drive.

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    GMK Lampwick. Cpl (Retd). says:

    She should do what that Vanessa Feltz done.

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    Joe E says:

    More silly innuendo

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    Seb coe's a cunt says:

    AT LAST Fox hunting returns !
    Tally-HO ‘Loose the Hounds’

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    Seb coe's a cunt says:

    Just heard that BIG BEN is starting to tilt faster than before !
    let us pray that this fantastic icon falls in the right direction
    & the ‘house’ is full of the good the bad & mostly ugly !!

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    Gordon F Brown says:

    She enjoys it because she doesn’t live with me in Kirkcaldy. Who in ther right mind would want to?

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    Spell Checker says:

    Please use me before posting…

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    smoggie says:

    Wilde, “I have nothing to declare, except my genius”;

    Churchill, “I have nothing to offer but blood, toil, tears and sweat”;

    Fox, “I have nothing to hide, except my sausage”.

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    smoggie says:

    So infidelity is OK if you’re a bum bandit?

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    smoggie says:

    Freudian slip there tat. You may well want to see Billy’s back .. but speak for yourself Ducky.

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    The Other bloke says:

    Far too many people base their ideas about Margaret Thatcher on Spitting Images and Marxist propaganda. Maybe they should cast their minds back to the years under Wilson and Callaghan when the country was absolutely driven into the ground by incompetence and socialist vanity. A philosophy that people companies and banks should pay their own way seems pretty damn sensible to me.
    If you think that the Thatchers were rich–well, all things are relative.

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    The court of public opinion says:

    The ‘ayes’ have it.

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    MI6 says:

    Hitler used the Gay activities of his cabinet to Control them, he used the threat of the death penalty. The State encourage cabinets to be full of Gay men posing as hetrosexuals. The outing by the state is the death Knell in politics. What has Dr Fox being trying to stop the State from doing. He will have to go but ask WHY?

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    Boris (Surname witheld) says:

    Woo-ar! I’m still in with a chance then!

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    MI6 says:

    Gay men in public life must declare their sexuality to stop pretending to be Straight then the State Apparatus or any tin pot Media group, YES you know who I am talking about, using their lie of a life as a tool to control them. I am a gambling man and I bet that if Bliars Cabinet had not been full of Gay men pretending to the electorate that they where straight. The country would not have been Blackmailed into going to WAR.

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    MI6 says:

    Is FOX Ultra Right Wing. It would explain the Homosexual questions that are surrounding his private Life. A significant number of the SS right wing Nazi groups where also GAY.

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    MAD FRANKIE HADDOCK son of COD says:

    Is the term “Flat Mate”a politically correct way of saying Fuck buddy ?

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    Anonymous says:

    Why can’t these Tories admit they are gay and these young chaps are their lovers. Why do they weave a fantasy they are a macho man drinking xxx pints, parachuting and bungy jumping. This is 2011 guys you can be gay and have young lovers. We know your marriages are just a front, just be yourselves.

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    I Remember You Hoo says:

    Theresa May is as thick as a plank and is, like Dave, an opportunist utterly without principle.

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    Cole Porter (u hum it) says:

    Once a cheat always a cheat

    Another Tory scammer all in it together rotten to the core!

    Spelman next!

    In case we forgot….Telecrap reports Liam Fox, the shadow defense secretary, has become the Conservative frontbencher with the highest expenses repayment after his appeal against a request to return £22,500 was rejected.

    What a suprise…

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    MAD FRANKIE HADDOCK son of COD says:

    Just imagine Tony Blair “hanging out “the back of his “flatmate”Charlie Falconers arse
    enough to make you celibate

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    Matthew Deat says:

    Bring back Alan Clark.

  223. 223
    Mikey Smithson"The cheeky chappie" says:

    I had a bad wet dream last night.

    My bed now reeks of piss.

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    I Remember You Hoo says:

    “just what do you people want?”

    Easy, an honest poltical class, who work in the best interests of the people of these islands and no one else.

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    I Remember You Hoo says:

    Gay people were edgy and interesting?

    Clearly you don’t know any, most are self obsessed narcissists and completely boring, shallow individuals. But then you are a scot, so they may be edgy and interesting compared with the average drunken lout, that passes as a scotchman.

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    Cynic Pride says:

    I suspect much of this is propaganda put out by organisations like Stonewall for fundraising purposes

  227. 227
    I Remember You Hoo says:

    If Fox is the very best the Tory party has to offer it’s finished.

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    Morning sir. Some revolting mental images you are painting for us at breakfast time. Will try and get you off this subject:

    Fancy a spit-roast?

  229. 229
    Saint Vincent says:

    I am a Labour man, what the fuck am I, the sainted Vince doing in bed with these evil Tory filth?

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    JH says:

    Amazed they showed that on the Beeb. If it wasn’t live they could have just edited this in.

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    Nemo says:

    I think Reynard could be in trouble but Reynard the Fox has a way of getting out of trouble, hear all say nowt

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    bergen says:

    Interesting question.Why does politics attract infinitely more “unconventional” types than you would normally expect to find in a similar number of the general public-and does in make a nonsense of democracy when parties field candidates in safe seats entirely unrepresentative of the electorate.

    Or are most politicians simply weird.

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    Anonymous says:

    “This man appears to have been involved in arms contracts all over the place,” a senior MoD official said last night. “If he has been involved with less favourable regimes, even if they are perfectly legal, it would be hugely embarrassing for the minister.”


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    Peter Mangledbum says:

    You and me BOTH!

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    Lord Chief Justice Pringer says:

    We have come to a pretty sorry state of things when a senior and effective government minister can be sacked because of name calling. I mean, Gordon Brown? – Poof. Tony Blair? Sado-Masochist. Mr Cameron? Paedophile.
    No evidence. No proof. Just playground name calling.
    It really is just not good enough.
    If Adam Werritty is a crook, then let’s have the evidence please. At the moment all I can see is a lot of women whose mouths look as if they have been hammered in with a chisel on BBC mouthing off.

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    MI6 says:

    Well said Billy. The main stream Media jump to the International bankers tune as they pay the wages. They need to Brain wash Wimmin into thinking that working full time looking after the house and kids is what they really want. Its so the Banksters can get the State into more debt as they recover more tax from the working Wimmin. Just to say, the corruption of the private economic system has ensued through years of Government red tape. Wimmins rights legislation destroyed the textile industries. Well done the globalist bankers. They have well and truly done for the private sector, and now the Government are going to put all the women they promised work to on the DOLE.

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    Brain says:

    And please use me before posting

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    Anonymous says:

    Dave is a useless lying twat.

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    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    Fuck off Frankie you homophobic cuпt, you’ve got form for being a bigoted arsehole.

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    Merve " Fuck Savers" the Swerve says:

    Ay yer probaby right there me old mate.. but the thing is yer see is…. in the UK no true right wing party or any right wing party will ever get elected now……so “Dave” is as near to a Conservative PM that you’ll ever get…better make the most of it cos’ come 2015 he’s out and the Tories are out of power again for a generation as the Lib-Lab pact comes back….

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    The BBC are cunts says:

    Harriet Harman: I am going to be the strongest supporter of the BBC
    40 minutes ago via web
    Favorite Retweet Reply

    Translated from Liebourspeak = ‘Please retain your loony Left bias whilst we are in Opposition and we’ll look after you’.

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    It is a truth universally acknowledged says:

    “Dave” is no friend of “The Fox” though and it’s only the fact that “Dr Liam” represents the Thatcherite tendency still in the Tory Party that wil/mayl save him…as there is already rumblings from the Tory right over policies being pursued by “Dave” and to lose one of their standard-bearers without so much as a peep of support from “Dave” and possible unfettered delight from the Cameroons” will stoke up more trouble than is already brewing…however with Liam Fox exiled to the backbenches it opens up the way for Theresa “The Cat” May to come forward as a potential leader should “Dave” or “Boy-George” lose in 2015….she’s been carefully re-aligning to garner the support of the right of the Tory Party…with her attacks on Human Rights Act etc

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    alexander the grope says:

    In my experience a lot of gays are violent bastards due to a pent up rage that they have been fated to fancy other men. Think you may be one of them.

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    Stephen Fry says:

    Men are so much better at infidelity than women, and most other things like hand shandys for example.

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    The Nazi thought police are up early today. You ad hominem rant fails to recognise that we still have freedom of thought and expression in this country, despite the best efforts of people such as yourself who would extinguish it at a stroke.

    It is a perfectly reasonable position not to like the practice of homosexuality. If that were not the position, then the tolerance of it would not be possible either and it would be driven underground again.

    You accuse Frankie of being a bigot by the very act of being one yourself. You are therefore projecting. Also get your own moniker. The real Billy, for all his faults, would defend Frankie’s right to his view and, in that respect, I would agree with him totally.

  246. 246
    Ah! Monika says:

    Question to The Telegraph—Define EXCLUSIVE

    Exclusive: Taxpayers fund union activities of thousands of civil servants, teachers, nurses and police officers.

  247. 247
    Polly's Villa in Tuscany says:

    Jeez, What is it with all these pillow-biters in Westminster? Do they put homo pills in the water there or something? The gayer Hague, Fox…is buggery a pre-requisite for a cabinet post??

  248. 248

    Thе Nаzі thоυght pоlіcе аrе υp еаrly tоdаy. Yоυr ad hominem rаnt fаіls tо rеcоgnіsе thаt wе stіll hаvе frееdоm оf thоυght аnd еxprеssіоn іn thіs cоυntry, dеspіtе thе bеst еffоrts оf pеоplе sυch аs yоυrsеlf whо wоυld еxtіngυіsh іt аt а strоkе.

    Іt іs а pеrfеctly rеаsоnаblе pоsіtіоn nоt tо lіkе thе prаctіcе оf hоmоsеxυаlіty. Іf thаt wеrе nоt thе pоsіtіоn, thеn thе tоlеrаncе оf іt wоυld nоt bе pоssіblе еіthеr аnd іt wоυld bе drіvеn υndеrgrоυnd аgаіn.

    Yоυ аccυsе Frаnkіе оf bеіng а bіgоt by thе vеry аct оf bеіng оnе yоυrsеlf. Yоυ аrе thеrеfоrе prоjеctіng. Аlsо gеt yоυr оwn mоnіkеr. Thе rеаl Bіlly, fоr аll hіs fаυlts, wоυld dеfеnd Frаnkіе’s rіght tо hіs vіеw аnd, іn thаt rеspеct, І wоυld аgrее wіth hіm tоtаlly.

  249. 249
    Not gay says:

    In future I’m going to make a date with Sharon McCready each week.

  250. 250
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    Fuck off wanker. You only post bollocks if it goes with your agenda of being a total and utter cuпt.

  251. 251
    I Remember You Hoo says:

    Nazis right wing? Laughable, they were and it’s remnants are, collectivist socialists.

  252. 252
    nell says:

    It is regrettable that politicians these days are so completely lacking in integrity and honour regardless of their political persuasions.

    I’m sorry and all that but liamfox must resign if only because , in the eyes of the public, he is now synonymous with so many other politicians that are only out to use their public position to feather their own nests.

    We have bred the most amazingly self serving , manipulative, dishonest political class since 1997. They even continue abusing public position after they’ve left office – look at bliar and brown ( and yes I know he is still still a sort of mp -but you can’t really tell).

    Now apparently cherie bliar (tone’s very own unpaid personal adviser who shamelessly made money out of his position) is entering into business with someone to provide commercial gp’s into the nhs sector or some such thing. Obviously making £100k’s as a lawyer on the back of his human rights act isn’t enough for her. But she is, she says, still a committed socialist! What an utter laugh!!!

  253. 253
    MAD FRANKIE HADDOCK son of COD says:

    Sex with a woman = orgasm (if I can get it up) + the chance of making babies.

    Sex with a man = orgasm, a sore arse and a chance to talk about the match.

    I rest my case Billy

  254. 254
    the angry cook says:

    nell, shouldn’t you be beating air into your yorkshire pudding batter mix FFS?

  255. 255
    The Paragnostic says:

    “Exclusive” in that sense means “we’re the only MSM outlet that will publish this – the rest are too busy sucking Bob Crow’s knob”.

    Now if some newspaper was to look at the Union Modernisation Fund and its relationship with Labour party funding, there might be a good exclusive to be had…

  256. 256
    Non believer says:

    Yes and children’s right decimated the chimney cleaning industry too

  257. 257
    Non-competitive Sport says:

    Hypocritical Lefties like Murphy are all against fox hunting except when there’s some political advantage in it for themselves.

  258. 258

    refer October 9, 2011 at 10:36 am

    An infinite regress is setting in.

  259. 259
    in 5 words says:

    Show business for ugly people.

  260. 260
    Politic for dummies says:

    Nazis were socialists who believed in a totalitarian state . Where they differed from their rivals The Communists was that they their ideology was bulit around race as opposed class. Both were very much left wing.

    Big state =left,
    Small state = right

    and how big or small you think the state should be determines how much to the left or right your views are.

    Simple yet most fuckers dont understant this.

  261. 261

    I thought you had the BRONZE in getting it up…

  262. 262
    IWasThere says:

    And god how we could do with her leading us at this time. She attacked all the vested interests. Remember her taking the house little earner off the lawyers? We need her more than ever now. I bet she wouldn’t kow tow to the banksters.

  263. 263
    The Paraletic says:

    and this coming from a Welshman LOL !

  264. 264
    Anonymous says:

    Harriet Harman, gay bashing witch.


  265. 265
    Robert MacDuval says:

    I love the smell of chippy little inglanders and their welsh quizlings in the morning

  266. 266
    MAD FRANKIE HADDOCK son of COD says:

    You twat.

  267. 267
    OMG, Please, Not Dolly Again. says:

    Cobblers. They’ve all been bang at, they are all bang at it, and they’ll all be bang at it forever.

    We’re stuffed!

  268. 268
    it's gordons fault says:

    so its true labour do like fox hunting – hypocrites….

  269. 269
    why are there so many benders in politics? says:

    she sucked his cock once and it left a nice taste in her mouth

  270. 270
    Anna says:

    I suppose this fox hunt wouldn’t have anything to do with Dr Fox being far too close to the Conservative activist base and therefore anathema to the Conservative leadership? Maybe he has, or hasn’t, done anything wrong, maybe he has, or hasn’t, done something worse than Cameron sucking up to lobbyists and News Corp, but WOW!! Cameron et al have an opportunity to get rid of him. Think they’ll pass that up? No chance!

  271. 271
    why are there so many benders in politics? says:

    not OK – obligatory

  272. 272
    Clown Watch says:

    No your criminally corrupted Scottish Labour party have betrayed us up here. And further…Fox wasnt privately educated he went to a state school in East Kilbride ( St Brides) before going to Glasgow Uni. But you are so fanatical that you just want your reality to be what you think it should be. Idiot !

  273. 273
    nell says:

    cameron needs a reshuffle sooner rather than later to get rid of the deadwood .

    The looks increasingly likely to include fox but will hopefully also include huhne cable and sadly kenclarke,

  274. 274
    why are there so many benders in politics? says:

    sucked any good cock recently?

  275. 275
    Must get a pseudonym one day says:

    Latest data measures gays at 1.5% of the UK population. That means 9 or 10 in the HoC, max.

    More like 50 in practice – so, as they encourage all good employers to do, maybe they should out and sack 40 of them to maintain a level which accurately reflects society.

    Starting with Foxie-poo on Monday….

  276. 276
    Must get a pseudonym one day says:

    That’s all we need – Big Ben’s now a bender too.

  277. 277
    well its a thought says:

    So long as Camoron is in the reshuffle I agree.

  278. 278
    It's the Coalition Agreement that decides who stay and swho goes as far as LibDems are concerned says:

    Nell……..whilst no doubt Cameron would get rid of Clarke and Fox if he had a chance you have totally failed to understand the Coalition Agreement by which Cameron is able to govern…..NO LibDem Minister CAN be sacked unless it is approved by Clegg so unless Clegg is willing to allow Cable or Huhne to be sacked(and it’s unlikely he’d want these to awkward cusses on the backbenches fomenting trouble with the likes of Hughes or Farron…at least technically whilst in the Cabinet they are bound by some vestige of Cabinet reticence).

    The vbottom line is that Cameron does not call the shots in the Coalition…

  279. 279
    Smithy says:

    Fox-hunting – best sport ever created! Tally-ho! Especially a reknown thirsty Fox like Liam!

    Cameron won’t want to sack him, because he will immediately create a focus for backbench dissent with the Slough Comprehensive Boy.

    Reshuffles are now awkward as there need to be three Libs on board – I mean, can you honestly see Sarah Teather at the cabinet table… it’ll be like ‘bring your daughter to work day’

  280. 280
    Chris goes to the movies says:

    Fourth attempt with this fucking mo d din g!

    I saw C-ris H u hne and his girlfriend in London last night. I don’t have anything tasty to re port I’m afraid. They were leaving a ci nema. I don’t know what they saw but one of the films showing was Dr ive.

  281. 281
    Are they all shirt lifters? says:

    So did they share a hotel room then? you know “save money”

    Am I missing something here, how come male Tories keep taking good looking young men away with them, what’s wrong with a fit blonde in a mini skirt?

  282. 282
    Fast and Furious says:

    Which is why Clegg is probably hoping Hu hne gets charged and convicted because that’ll give him the excuse to have him deselected or forced to stand down as an MP.

  283. 283
    Ed Balls says:

    Wewwity has a vewy iwwitating name. It weally is not appwopwiate.

  284. 284
    Gordon Brown says:

    I did not have sexual relations with that woman, Miss Macauley. These allegations are false.

  285. 285
    Drop a Daisy cutter on the BBC says:

    We still need a Fox in the government, how about this one?

  286. 286
    Scopes says:

    Hmmm, something certainly stinks. http://goo.gl/Dquv5 And it may not be a dead Fox.

  287. 287
    Wild_Eyed_Crombie says:

    I bet Fox by now is wishing he’d worked in The Treasury.
    He could have made a real Mint there.

  288. 288
    Kapitan Langsdorff says:

    I am like a pretty girl, I change my hat, I chnage my frock – I am a different girl.

  289. 289
    Alan Johnson says:


  290. 290
    Harridan Harpic says:

    Harpic has reared her head to say it was wrong of those Labour delegates to boo Saint Tony.


  291. 291
    simon r says:

    And also replace himself with David Davis

  292. 292
    Rockape says:

    Shirt Lifters of the World Unite become an MP and enjoy world travel top class hotels
    all payed for by the Tax Payer Lovely Jubbley.

  293. 293
    why are there so many benders in politics? says:

    one out, one in.

    replace a bumboy with a muffmuncher

  294. 294
    ooo says:

    Like Kevin Webster?

  295. 295
    nell says:

    Well they’d need a booster cushion for the cabinet chair otherwise her chin won’t reach the top of the table.

  296. 296
    Percy Longprong says:

    Did”nt she introduce MP”s expenses ?

  297. 297
    Dobby says:

    Is the “Catgate” silly old cow, safe then?

  298. 298
    Dobby says:

    Teresa May will do it….

  299. 299
    DelBoy says:

    Those piccies must be twenty years old by now – her cleavage must leave her tits draging on the floor now.

  300. 300
    Dobby says:

    “Wrong” in what sense, I wonder.

  301. 301
    acoustamatix says:

    I’m all for a bit of salacious gossip but my gay-dar doesn’t tend to go into overdrive when i see footage of the ill-judged Dr Fox. Maybe he just got a job for his friend not his “mate” as it were. Having said that, I have been wrong before and will be interested to see how this plays out especially in light of the insinuations being made on this thread.

  302. 302
    Jimmy says:

    At least they can read.

  303. 303
    Lee Don McDuff says:

    Tally ho(mo)!

  304. 304
    Lee Don McDuff says:

    But the party membership would dramatically decline.

  305. 305
    Who, me? says:

    Will Hutton? What is it with lefties, with NO BUSINESS EXPERIENCE WHATSOEVER, believing that they have the right to tell businesses – who are already overburdened with bureaucratic regulation, and overtaxed to pay for all those parasitic bureaucrats – just how they should run their business? Or to judge if a business is a predator or a producer? Simplistic, opportunistic, crass ignorance. But see how they’ve introduced the concept of black-hatted baddies into the story.

    And when these lefties do run a business – be it winky-wanky, not-for-profit, charity think-tank, political party, or a whole COUNTRY, they run it into the ground, bankrupt it, and blame someone else – yes you’ve got it – black-hatted PREDATORS. And so the self-delusional cycle of denial goes on.

    Sorry for shouting a bit.

  306. 306
    MI6 says:

    So that is Why Osbourne borrowed 13 thousand million last month to prop us the BIG STATE

  307. 307
    Stick Insect says:

    Interest rates should be hiked to 5% for starters.
    This will curb inflation and attract money from savers and from abroad. Fuck mortgage payers in front instead of from behind.
    No need for 75Billion inflationary QE.

    May I remind you all of the 13th of this month – the most important date in your miserable lives ?

  308. 308
    gildedtumbril says:

    One cares not what fox’s wife thinks about it. One imagines she probably has a friend in Canterbury, like the wee scots jessie’s wife.

  309. 309
    gildedtumbril says:


  310. 310
    The Poofsmeller Pursuivant says:

    Wot??? Fox is a closet you-know-what, too? Blimey, add the closet-cases to the out-and-prouders and this has to be the queerest Cabinet ever. Where are the honest-to-God rogerers like Cecil Parkinson and Tim Yeo??? This should be known as the “Quiche Cabinet” for all the mincing Marys in it.

    My money’s on Pickles to come out next.

    He’s known as “Big Eric”, apparently. Well, speaks for itself, dunnit?

  311. 311

    Politco for Dummy.

    Nazism was founded out of elements of the far-right and racist German völkisch nationalist movement and the violent anti-communist Freikorps paramilitary culture

  312. 312
    proudsreamer says:

    - Can i ask a logistical question in the classic style of that great political commentator , Frankie Howard.

    When Adam went to meet Foxy at the MOD to
    discuss their weapons ? do you think he walked in the front door or did he
    sneak in his back enterance?

    How many times do you think we are going to hear the word “transparency”?

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