Red Ed Reshuffle Rumour: “It’s Tomorrow”
Paul Waugh tweets that Angela Eagle is to be moved to the non-job that is Shadow Energy and Climate Change Secretary with former Lloyds banker Rachel Reeves taking over as Shadow Chief Secretary to the Treasury. Presumably this would mean Meg Hillier is for the chop. As predicted here last week.
UPDATE: Ivan Lewis tipped to stay. Absurd.
UPDATE II: The LibDem Head of Press reacts to the news:
If Ed Miliband reshuffles his shadow cabinet and no one pays any attention, does it really happen?—
Phil Reilly (@phil_reilly) October 06, 2011
I wonder when the unions will reshuffle Ed Miliband tho?
But will anybody notice?…
No.
You can shuffle shit all you want, but your fingers will still smell funny when you deal.
Cameron cannot reshuffle his cabinet, Cameron cannot even chose who he wants in the cabinet. Its a sad story.
It doesn’t matter who is in anyones cabinet, they all take orders from elsewhere.
Is this a retards sit in??
Wallace – Leader and Shop Steward
Gromit – Deputy Leader & Business, Innovation & Skills
The Stinking Bishop – Shadow Chancellor
Piella Bakewell – Home Secretary plus Women and Equalities
Wendolene Ramsbottom – International Development
Feathers McGraw – Foreign Secretary
Fluffles the dog – Cabinet Office Olympics
Preston the Cyber Dog – Education and Election Coordinator
Phillip the Dog – Justice
Shaun the Sheep – Welsh Office
Lord Victor Quartermaine – Work & Pensions
Lady Tottington – Attorney-General
Schnorbitz to become Shadow Home Ofice Secretary.
Shut up
Maybe one hand clapping
I’d have thought Preston was a ringer for Balls, Shadow Chancellor.
That would be Preston the Psycho Dog
“Red Ed reshuffles his cabinet”
“Red Ed updates his wardrobe”
I venture to suggest that of the two, the latter would be the more significant, because it would slightly increase spending on the high-street, and thus make a positive contribution to the economy. The former will make sod-all difference to anything.
+100
Your picture of a row of serial incompetents is most upsetting Guido, it’s the stuff of nightmares so kindly desist. It’s even putting the dog off her breakfast.
Cooper-Balls shuffling Ed under the non-specific gender table.
Ed secretly hopes he has picked up Cooperballs car keys from the pot,
He really is weird looking.
I think he’s really Russell Kane.
http://tinyurl.com/44yqyf4
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_vwipSspxRZI/TT8pwS3cfHI/AAAAAAAACUw/j8PVpASNKT4/s1600/rayramono.jpg
Ray Romano
As weird as yvette ?…..
Teddy probably some physical illness, its not natural to have black eyes like those he has, unless you count in some of those weird pop stars who black their eyes.
Did not LLoyds get into a mess by being forced to merge by the Labour Governmet?
So Rachal comes from a failed buisness into a failed party with failed policys.
Rachel. Lloyds. Business. Policies.
Billy – you’re a waste of space, just like Anonymous.
But just HAD to comment on this waste of space.
you missed government
5 words in 30 spelt wrong. 16.7%, must be a record?
Wow. Roy. Impressive.
I have that problem but it is my age, as the doc says what can you expect at your age.
He can shuffle all he likes
and it won’t make a scrap of difference.
They will still be a shower of shit.
I wonder if he will give himself a job in the reshuffle……. Cos he’s done fuckall so far.
Jeez, that man is scary looking………..
http://www.jack-nicholson.info/images/varia/jack-nicholson-the-shining.jpg
About as much use as rearranging the deck chairs on the Titanic!
I rearranged the icebergs.
They started in Antartica
Better than rearranging the tits on an Eagle.
Is it coz im uglee?
No, it’s because you are a a mouthy Lesbian – now f*ck off…
calm down dear – I’m a great believer in gay marriage – I’m getting moist just thinking about it
Dave ‘spot the difference between me and a LibDem’ Cameron.
Is that a poster for the forthcoming “Wallace and Grommit and the Wrong Cabinet”?
Ha ha ha….
Her fanny is spotless, she has a woman in 3 times a week
The words “Titanic” and “deckchairs” come to mind
Wot he sed
Red Ed’s one victory at the Labour Party Conference is that he can now choose his own shadow cabinet.
Obviously he is hamstrung by the fact that they still have to be Labour MPs….
And the wimmin’ quota.
Team return home after finishing in last place in ‘Team Poker Championship’
They have joined the Conservative party.
Look at the size of his noggin FFS!!!
Poor dear.
is Balls playing with himself under the table in the picture?
He is using his Blackberry to secretly brief against everyone in the room
No, he’s quantitatively easing himself.
Angela Eagle was – and perhaps still is – a fine chess player. Her finely tuned logical mind must have been punished beyond endurance in shadow cabinet meetings.
Check
They’re all pawns in someone else’s game.
Indeed they are and excellent servants they make too.
You may ask if they are merely staff, what does that make you, the little people? Maybe you should contact a rape victim hotline, to ascertain your current and future status.
Now pay up and forget all that fanciful nonsense about being free, your vote means nothing anymore.
Cheque please mate!
Do the Shad Cab shuffle…
Hear the briefings rustle
Bet you’d sell your mother
You can buy another….
The horsey moves upways, right?
Both ways
Don’t think Reeves will do any better than Eagle – the only difference I can see is that she is taller.
Reeves reminds of a younger Janet Street Porter!
Mindbleach!
You can’t polish a turd !
Congratulations on a fascinating and prescient post, Earthling.
Rachel Reeves becomes Deputy Prime Minister in May 2015.
Another of the placed people, we love. These Common Purpose types are so accomodating to our requirements and never question anything we tell them to do.
Is Liam Byrne saying “there’s no tallent left” ….is ..he.. is he???
Oy vey, what a fershtinkiner! His mother should be proud of him.
This shadow cabinet is going to look like a student’s committee. Bring it on!
I like these cabinet meetings.
It means that for once, I’m the looker.
This post has really cheered me up.
I have almost forgotten that call me Dave is a useless pile of Bildeberg shit.
who me? how dare you – I’m invoking the bullshit spirit or should that be bulldog? I never can keep up with all these drafts.
Don’t forget… it’s not the dog in the fight, it’s the size of the dog’s…dinner… fight in the dog’s bollox.. oh god… what was it again?
I can’t wait for my next job once I’ve sold the country and the TORIES out.
So who is chief tea maker then?
Miliband.
Father Jock
“The feckin’ state of the economy? You want me to apologise for that , you little gobshite?”
Father Ed
“Ok so..We’re doing apologies at confeerence. You have to say sorry, father.”
Father Jock screws up his face and makes paws with his hands.
“I’m soooowww, soooowwww sooooorrryyyy,
mmmnmnmnmnm.”
Father Kevin McGuire
“Now that’s sarcasm.”
LOL Bill
The biggest joke of all is that by rights Labour should have no chance of forming the next government. But such is the achievement of Cameron-Osborne-Clegg that many people seriously believe they could. Well done lads.
Millie Dowler!
If I keep saying that maybe people will listen to me…
Hello?..anyone there..?
The department for Energy and Climate Change should just be abolished.
It can’t be I am afraid. I have too much future tax revenue riding on it. I know it’s a laughably ridiculous theory, but face it, all your money belongs to us now. Well maybe not all now, but soon, I promise you.
You’ve played at being leader long enough Ed.
Let David have a turn.
Many thanks to the staff and readers at order-order.com for their messages of sympathy at this difficult time. Steve was a huge fan of your particular brand of bottom-related humor/gossip.
We want chicks with dicks, muff divers, species with more than five digits on each hand, a tourettes sufferer, a ginger haired person and someone with intelligence to be considered for Ed’s Shab Cab!
too late – I’ve already enlisted them into my modern inclusive conservative party.
buggers’ muddles all round
too late – I’ve already enlisted them for my new inclusive conservative party.
buggers’ muddles all round
We’re waiting for the call!
Perhaps the twitter twattess needs reshuffled – she’s about as down with the kids as my dead aunt
http://www.nme.com/news/primal-scream/59644
“Primal Scream might have vented their fury at the Conservatives’ use of their 1994 single ‘Rocks’ yesterday (October 5), but it turns out the track played was actually The Dandy Warhols’ ‘Bohemian Like You’.
The confusion seems to have stemmed from Labour MP Kerry McCarthy, who was tipped off by someone in the hall and posted a tweet about it, linking to the lyrics. After the truth came out about the real identity of the track, Mrs McCarthy said the two songs “admittedly sound similar”.”
She has form, she said on Twitter that Tories attending the LBGT fringe events were called “Poofs” by other Tories.
She IS the new McBride.
Wiki “Between 2006 and July 2009, Rachel Reeves worked as a business planner and analyst for Halifax Bank of Scotland (now part of Lloyds Banking Group).[8]”
Fucking good planning
That could be interesting….
Remember, Maria Eagle is due to fight Luciana Berger for the newly created Wavertree seat in Liverpool after the boundary changes. Angela Eagle is her twin sister and is taking over as her new boss of Energy and Climate Bollocks.
Wiki “Between 2006 and July 2009, Rachel Reeves worked as a business planner and analyst for Halifax Bank of Scotland (now part of Lloyds Banking Group).[8]”
Fucking good planning, I would say
Getting promoted into the Shadow Cabinet on the back of being a “business planner” for the bank which required the biggest bailout in British History
You could not make it up…what a bloody joke…
If I were an MP, I would cry “Lloyds ande Bust” every time she stood up…
She could go back to the Bank of England is she fails in the Labour Party
And print billions
QE- Divine right of Kings?
The failed leading the failed
Rachel is clearly a financial genius with her banking background. However, if any Tories come from banking, then they are the evil captialists who caused all the world’s woes and made Labour regulate them so badly!
A Miliband Plan B.
Without any actual policies at least shuffling the shad cab gives the appearance of having a finger on the pulse
appears to have a pulse
That would be the ghost pulse you can feel when someone is performing CPR on a corpse.
A Miliband Plan B.
Without any actual policies at le a st shuffling the shad cab gives the app-e-a-rance of having a finger on the pulse
Fuck me – I can’t feel a pulse.
Ed = Butthole of Red Whine
What’s my position in the new Shabby Cabby?
can’t these cretins go on a river cruise and make the reshuffle announcement in the middle of the Thames whilst they are all jumping off and drowning – that would get on the news
Did someone mention The Thames?
Great post! 1977 seems like only yesterday.
I will be getting rid of useless incompetent dead weight and replacing it with some …errr…useless incompetent dead weight.
Billy, it’s just not cricket !!
Wayne Rooney’s father arrested in police betting probe
BBC News
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-glasgow-west-15196761
Rooney’s Uncle too. God, what an ugly family they are!
Cant say much relly, what with events at Southarwk crown court and all that.
NB
Billy is stumped for comment
Get those presses rolling boys!
The Eagle’s sore.
So would you be after exercising with a 12 inch d ildo
David’s younger brother,
He was a stupid bugger,
He wasn’t fit to shovel shit,
From one place to another.
Friggin’ and vote riggin’,
Friggin’ and vote riggin’,
Friggin’ and vote riggin’,
‘Cos he’d fuck all else to do.
etc etc
What’s the point in shuffling shit it will still stink.
The idiots!
does the labour party really want ed to lead them .cameron may be a snake oil salesman(a good one at that) but no amount of everything will make ed a statesman.
I am quite prepared to switch Parties to Labour on the following conditions: I am given a senior cabinet position in this reshuffle, it will involve lots of travel to Eastern Europe, Ed assures me that I will receive full immunity from any prosecution at any time in the future.
Does it really matter who is in the Shad Cab? They won’t be getting into the real job for some considerable time