Dave’s Divas
At the slightest sniff of self-promotion you don’t want to get in the way of the up and rising Tory boys and girls. The Standard have been working on a piece about Tories with interesting backgrounds and gathered a select few at the Radisson Hotel for a photo-shoot. The word quickly spread and soon the great and good of Young Conservatives wanted a piece of the action…
Despite not being in the piece, Conservative Future chairman Ben Howlett demanded to be in the shot in a less than charming manner. There were threats of access being revoked, despite having no such powers, and eventually the photographer walked out on the whole thing declaring he hadn’t had anyone be so rude to him in a very long time. He accurately pointed out that there were far more important people for him to photograph. He only returned once, and on the condition that, the esteemed chairman had been asked to leave. Guido hears complaints have been made…
Strange.
Why is it strange?
It’s just they way they are – they’ll always be like this, it’s what being a Tory is all about. I had to leave the party because I couldn’t behave this way.
Ampers.
All of them can do Cameron’s and Osborne’s job; they cannot be any worse.
I agree.
Osbornes plan if it works will increase UK debt by £500bn by May 2015, this is according to Osborne. Same as labour but it took labour 13 years and bank melt down.
With every thing happening, I expect Osborne to add over £1 trillion to UK debt by May 2015, Osborne would have doubled the debt in 5 years.
Considering he inherited 4 trillion of Debt From that Fu–wit Broon as he hadn’t costed out how employing everyone in the Public Sector, giving them Gold Plated Pensions and early retirement, as well as going to WAR, in Afghanistan and Phoney Drug war that employs massive numbers in the Public Sector would SKIN THE ECONOMY. He is a S–t House as the Tories are doing the Same.
MORE WAR. Is there not an economist among them.
How much did Brown inherited?
Conservatives aren’t even able to fill the hall, Cameron is delaying his speech by 30 mins to find people. Story going around Conservatives are offering money to come and listen to Cameron.
Fu—ng Bliar didn’t have any Debt. Thats why the international banksters organised a WAR so they could get the UK TAX payer into Debt, Its the only way they can control the economy and us.
Tell Cameroon the Ship is sinking he is spending all the money on the Phoney Drug WAR and the WAR in Afghanistan to supply the smack.
Labour inherited over £450bn in official debt and around £3 trillion in hidden debt. Rather than getting fixed when Labour was kicked out by voters, Cameron and his lot had made it worse.
I totally agree
Oh there you go again anonymong. You do seem to have a very severe case of Labouritis. I sincerely hope that you will seek urgent p s y c h i a t r i c help as soon as possible. You poor delu*ed sod.
If you want to be an stupid idiot its your problem not mine. I don’t have slave mentality and I don’t want others to have one as well.
Anonymong, just take your warped p e a brain and do one.
I really do feel sorry for you. Tell me were you bullied very badly at school? Thought so.
Either you are thick or like Cameron a milliner without a clue how normal people live. When you were at school did big boys catch you and abuse you? You seems have from love towards abusers, did they remind you of the current Tory leadership?
A milliner?
Well, milliners can give people a headstart…..
BBC news headline at 2PM. Its emerged that David Cameron has rewritten his speech to stop lecturing the rest of us to pay down our credit cards.
Why in f..ks name is this the headline on the BBC?
They’ve been ploughing a narrative all morning that we should not be lectured by Cameron and EVEN that we should be spending more to fit in with Balls’ narrative of more spending NOW, even if it means more debt.
Its on all the papers as well, internet version. Reason “Cameron hasn’t got a clue about the real world”.
Cameron hasn’t got a clue period. The tradgedy is, the opposition is looting Labour and the Ed bangers.
Cameron and Clegg are covering both government and opposition, as time goes and support goes down further we will have open warfare.
Since when have we been “paying down” debts? I pay mine OFF.
Well, he won’t pay them OFF will he?
‘It’s their narrative, and they’ll ply if they want to.. ply if they want to…
You would ply too if ££££\’s were uniquely funded to yoooooou!’
Ugly looking bugger isn’t he? I thought only Labour slime had looks that matched their manner.
It’s definitely strange not knowing who he is despite being asked “Do you know who I am”. I think they learn the pompous self-importance whilst breast feeding.
Delusions of grandeur indeed. ANYONE feeding from the public purse ranks below a productive private sector tax payer.
Nice to know that paramedics ranks below part time Dixons zombies
Not so strange, it is their birth right, most Tories think they should and they will, no matter what anyone else says.
Was he told of by KIPPER CAMERON the two faced Europhile?
Ben has been a great gift to all Political parties (Except the Conservatives)
Just shows that they all think they are our betters.
(labour and Lib Dems incleded)
Very sorry Guido.
But can i jst leave this message please?
R.I.P Graham Dilley.
Thankyou Guido.
Just found out about Graham Dilley’s death, Billy. Very sad indeed. An exceptionally fine bowler on his day and, on at least one occasion, a useful batsman.
A “useful batsman” ? Why, was he good at plumbing or electrical work?
On one occasion he proved useful at plastering the Australians around Headingly.
My God, that’s a shock. Top class bowler.
RIP from myself and Mrs.The bowler’s Holding the batsman’s Willey.
Lillie bowled Dilley caught Willey … or whichever way it was.
RIP
Who is he?
Saddened to hear about Dilley. He wasn’t all that old was he? Rest in pe*ce Graham.
What a c’unt
I wish people weren’t so respectful of these odious entitled cocks
Cameron is a turd.
You take that back! In no way was Dilley a Hunt. Too soon Sir. Too soon by far. Hang your head in shame and get back beneath your rock. Dullard.
Defriended Ben on Facebook a few months ago – in his newsfeed he came across as a self-referential pillock of the very highest order, obsessed with his own gayness and sense of entitlement: character traits that are a prerequisite to youth politics these days, I suspect.
Is he a gayer?
Is the Pope a Nazi? Is Ed Miliband made of Plasticene?
Is a pig’s arse pork?
He’ll carry on being a fucking self-obsessed fucking dickhead drama queen all his fucking miserable life. It doesn’t matter what colour the fucking rosette is, they’re all just fucking metro-centric piss-weak Social Democrats with no fucking grasp of reality whatsoever. The only time they show any fucking bottle or decisiveness is when they’re fucking stabbing some other fucker in the back or fucking climbing all over the person in front to grab some attention. If it means acting like a fucking little fucking bitch in front of a photographer (ordinary bloke, ordinary job outside the fucking pathetic fucking sordid fucking group wank of modern British politics) it doesn’t matter.
They really are vile, vile people.
Twats, every one of them (labour and Lib Dem included).
Anyone who spends that much money to win the Charimanship of CF is a real winner…
how much was spent?
I didn’t think it would be worth anything.
Nothing to do with party affiliation to be fair.
It’s just what you get with career politicians.
It seems to be an unfortunate trait of some people in government and local government , regardless of their politics, that they have to have that self-important tag ‘don’t you know who I am?’ tucked into the middle of their names.
Anyway Guido it’s very generous of you to give over a whole thread to the egotitistic, self important mr ben ‘don’t you know who I am’ howlett.
I trust he is suitably grateful for the publicity and exposure of his less than worthwhile character.
Who was it who said that anyone who actually wants to become a politician should be disqualified on those grounds?
What odious creeps they are, all of them.
I do say that fairly frequently. But I do have very very good grounds for saying that.
Billy Connolly?
It was me. I said it. Definately.
Wibble.
This story is about the only bit of newsworthy reporting in the whole of this boring conference (except for “Cat Woman”). Me thinks that the whole performance is a bloody waste of space. In fact it’s even more boring than Dead-Ed last week.
I reckon that Cammy Knickers is heading for deep shit by doing his Ostrich + Sand trick yet again!
Have you missed the Tory “shooting” the protestors, it’s big news “up North”. See here;
http://www.salfordstar.com/article.asp?id=1130
shame Hazel wasn’t about.
Conservatives obsessed with PR SHOCKER
Preening, narcissistic, self-serving little shits, the lot of them.
On the downside- they have fuck-all chance of generating genuine growth in this economy in the next three-and-a-half years.
He can’t be all that important, he doesn’t have a Wikipedia entry.
5, 4, 3, 2…
Sweet, to be truly well defined you need to be in Wikipedia.
All pikeys welcome in Aberystwyth. We’ve even put your flag up. Just turn up in your caravans and pitch them anywhere.
Too late – it’s just been nicked…
met him a few times, massive tool
Crikey. I’ve met some right gits who wanted to be politicians, but all of them kept their pants on.
I always do.
……….accounts for the unpleasant stain on your trousers.
Salve Magister Dudius Guidissime
How do you translate Prattus Arsus Pompossimus into the Language of Polite Society
Vale
Not usually necessary ’round here.
Posterior Maximus perhaps?
Hello, Big Ego Boys! Shouldn’t you be pulling at the flag on the Cenotaph? Oh sorry, that’s the other lot.
Some people can do that with impunity.
Tory traitor.
Read this, and could only think of this http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CYqKUzd1riA
Mr. Howlett sounds… charming.
A non-story about a Tory no-one has ever heard of and is never likely to makes this site seem like a Tory parish magazine. Not what we come here for.
Bit of a fixation with cf and Howlett… This blog used to be serious…
Fuck off then.
The sleazeball gave me crabs. Crap in bed, too. Fucking teeth get in the way when giving head – like a Kenwood fucking chef. Might as well fuck Janet Street-Porter!
Ideal candidate for PM then!
Who cares????
The great Graham Dilley has just died – greta memories at Worcester with Beefy and England! RIP and thanks
Ideal candiidate for PM then obviously!
+1 R.I.P Graham
Sod off.
Ignore above… replied to wrong comment.
No worries
Same crap, same shi t, the same 3in1 party politics, we are one, Liebour,Libshites and the you conned us.
Dave’s A List, a way to save the party. Who are these little people and why don’t they just bring me my drink and bugger off?
Hiya guys !!
Bit OT but wot time is Little Boy Blue tellin his story , honey ???
Pleeeze tell us wot happens , won’t ya ??
Gotta tweak my gutterin so it can cope wiv the imminent deluge an that .
E x .
Have a go at my snatch after that will you?
I must be David’s Fag for the day, isn’t that an Eton thing? Bum a fag mister?
One of the naffest comments I’ve read on here. And there’s a shitload of competition.
Your comments particularly.
Ya know those in Manchester complaining the Tories aint welcome there? I wonder how many are enjoying the extra buisness and the extra jobs this has generated?
And if they feel that strongly then cut all funding to manchester (two of the richest football clubs there) and let them turn themselves in to a socialist paradise like er Scotland , Cuba he old USSR.
BBC saying the back of the hall is empty of course it is, we common rubbish wouldn’t get past the plod cordon, anyway the invites would have been the the msm, have they combed the bars, the homosexual quarter and the pubs to try and pretend we all love Dave.
Sorry guys, had to dash off and build another windmill.
Pay your power bills before any credit card bills!
…here comes CMD’s balls up
Hague, May, Gideon – The Addams Family
Of the 29 Ministers entitled to attend Cabinet meetings, 23 have assets and investments estimated to be worth more than £1million.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/election/article-1280554/The-coalition-millionaires-23-29-member-new-cabinet-worth-1m–Lib-Dems-just-wealthy-Tories.html
and?
Now check out Liebour, two out of 3 parties makes you slightly biased.
And how much is war-monger Bliar worth? He made his money on the backs of our de*ad soldiers, the b*stard!
£1 million – that is just small change guys !
By obtaining their wealth before entering politics there is less temptation for them to steal, fiddle, take bribes, wangle non-jobs, write spurious memoirs or perform oral sex on Arab potentates.
They are also less likely to be outrageous profligate. Having a million bucks, means that you know what it actually is. The Oiks will spend a million, a billion or a trillion of someone else’s cash without actually knowing that it is real money. This seems to have been proven by the track record of every single Labour Government except that of 1924 where their administrations ended in National near-bankruptcy.
Mind you, a million is not REAL money any more. Several BBC staffers get paid that and more every year just to lick socialist arse.
Our Dave, pick a card any card, but Dave they’re the same.
Double bags under his eyes – so no sleep last night….& Sam isn’t walking like John Wayne.
He’s well paid and expensed if he doen’t want to do the job, 60million others might.
He is talking very posh. He’s developed Phoney Bliar’s technique.
Martians on front row
“Mark of our country and people.” ..?
Pompous arse, the country is fucked and the people are revolting.
And you, no. 84, are part of the problem. Lay the f@cking blame where it belongs – at Lieber’s front door.
I lay the blame at the door of successive governments, this one included.
They say anything to get elected then turn their back on you for five long years.
Show us distinguished politicians a little respect please.
Is this guy a British PM or is he using the job as a stepping stone for a good number in the UN.
A war on the CV gets him an extra $50k per hour on the lecture circuit. Chinless, in bred aritoliberal.
EU more like.
Why do our politicians get themselves off by intefering overseas?
Displacement activity.
V-E-R-Y good.
Violins now please.
My problem is that individuals like this really do tend to influence my thinking and our policies. It’s the new Tory way I’m afraid !
Currently a podgy little cun*t with a strong sense of entitlement.
Give him a few months of regular anal intercourse from billy hague and I’m sure he’ll soften
“He demanded to be shot in a less than charming manner?”
Just let me load up the Tolley 8 gauge and think of a few choice insults and I’ll be happy to oblige.
Nice to hear him banging on about foreign aid. We’ll need some of that soon.
I feel like a foreinger in my own country. Again, thanks Leiber.
*foreigner*
I wanna know what love is.
The Tory right have got to get organised & stop fucking around. Get Cam out!
When is the next election?
A month after the civil war began.
Stop sending our money abroad you twat and cut our taxes
We have plenty of money really, so why not spread a little joy around the world? Just like Gordon set the example by over funding the Scots, and Tony helping the oppressed in Iraq? We English politicians just can’t help ourselves when we see people struggling! Fuck our own countrymen and women!!
We don’t need to spread joy around the World – the World comes here and takes what it wants.
I am completely spaced out, again.
Mushroom omelette, dear?
Nurse, I done bum pudding again
Oh dear, Mr. Brown. Try gas mark 8 for an hour and ten minutes, dear.
Don’t forget not to light the flame first, Gordon.
I’ll try it for 35 minutes. That way it’ll end up half baked like every other fucking idea I’ve ever had.
Has he been taking acting lessons?
He’s a National Theatre Player luvvie.
Believe in me,I ‘ve never sold motor cars,
Why do the arseholes keep clapping him? Are their nether regions connected to the mains? Why do they believe a word the c’unt says?
‘cos they’ve each paid £700 & are thick as pig shit
Never join the Euro, is that a cast iron pledge?
Sod off anonymong you Leiber ars*hole.
Oooh, get you!
Oh how wrong you are.
Ignore the troll.
With things as they are, who the hell would want to anyway?
If I demand it cast iron Dave would.
That’s it, “failing to go green” fck him and his party.
+1
Just heard the fucker say that. Couldn’t believe it. Thought I’d misheard.
Screw him and the Cons.
Redwood or Hannan for PM. Now!
two more fakers
I wonder if any satalites will go down during Daves speech?
Iam hoping as we are not hearing from a Conservative Prime Minister, this guy is the second coming of Bliar.
As in white middle aged man?
Only one party have gone away from that in recent history.
Agreed.
Absolutely fucking useless traitor.
I do fancy a cuppa now, dear.
We can’ tget off the plane in Delhi or Lagos we don’t have an army looking after us in those places
NO min wage, employment tribunals, paternity pay, maternity pay, sick pay, compulsory pensions etc.
THAT’S WHY THEY CAN DO BUSINESS YOU CLOT
This is like watching an under graduate speech at uni.
We needed to get rid of Brown and Lieber, but mI thinking how much damage will this idiot do to us and the country before we get rid of him and I voted for this tossers party in May last year, please forgive me for I thought we were getting a real Conservative, how mistaken I was, but I won’t get caught out next time.
Is he coked-up, dear?
Pah! Fourteen grand for training?
If I see another shot of Sam Cam I’m going to puke.
Why the long face?
Nah – she’s quite lovely, I think.
When Cameron says “we don’t boo our previous leaders”, one wonders what would happen to the “not booing” aspect if he mentioned “Ted Heath, for whom we will be ever grateful for taking us into Europe”, “Anthony Eden for going barking mental over Suez”, “Neville Chamberlain, for trying to appease with the Hun”…?
Good God…For a moment I thought he was going to say that he supported gay marriage because he was gay!
“Kicked out the drug habit and the dealers”
Is this bloody website screwing anyone else’s PC as well?
GF pls sort it – too much bloody flash FFS
So, in summary:
…..let sunshine have the day
Shite.
Utter Shit
Why do l still look at Dave and think “opposition?”
*chokes on Marlboro*
Me so sorry. Got carried away. Me will be more gentle next time.
The majority of male Tory Party members do fit in the Wierdo Class
They are a mixture of Golf Clubbers, Chubby Rugger boys, pathetic small town Professionals and the out and out strange
They’re every bit as weird as the lefties.
Political party members need stringing up.
I knew we were in the crap, but after that loons speech, I now realise how much we are now in the real deep crap, god help us as these politicians are digging us into deeper holes.
Tough on highlighter pens. Tough on the causes of Highlighter pens.
Bring back old style Tippex and accompanying thinner!
Then why do you rely on them?
R U Gay?
Very odd. You normally associate CF with balanced, normal individuals.
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I say gay marriage for everyone, lets all move forward together fucking each other up the shitter!
Me first
Everyone knows Ben is a egotistical twat. When he does call the election, there will be a lot of competition against him. Can’t wait to get this self-important, careerist, media-whore out for good.
Hear hear! He sounds like any one of the 640 ‘odd’ MPs.
Crikey. 15 MPs are not odd?
What exactly was the point of the speech? He said nothing new.
Not even a minute of any substance.
No point whatsoever. These people show themselves to be surplus to requirements every time they open their mouths.
Gay fucking marriage and absolutely NOTHING on the total failure on reducing immigration which he promise to reduce!
The fucking wanker, he is Blair 2.0!
As the company distribution manager, I once sat into the sales manager’s talk to his team selling toilet rolls.
He sounded like fucking Col Tim Collins before the Iraq war compared to that limp dick of a speech from the spiv pretending he is the Prime Minister.
I can give him some lessons in rousing speeches.
Come Back Charles E Hard-whatevr and Harman pride.
Even the real TaT was funny.
Quality of trolling has gone right down hill.
Give us something to troll off, Billy. It’s impossible to troll against thin air.
I don’t owe a bean on a credit card and i have no debt.
Does that mean the economy is now on an upward curve?
No. It means you live on a park bench and rummage in bins for something to eat.
Beats being a working mug paying taxes for politicians to piss up the wall.
+ 100
An Ovaltine speech, smooth, bland and soporific.
I’ve heard that health and safety have banned ovaltine in schools.
What you need to do is live in a grace and favour home and rent out your gaff in Notting Hill for 70k a year.
Simples.
Forget the expanses scandal, when the banks fail because the Eurozone implodes, then people may be driven to start hanging politicians from lamposts.
Forget the expanses scandal, when the banks fail because the Eurozone implodes, then people may be dr*ven to start hanging politicians from lamposts.
can we start a list?
Can we start now?
I will have a very large party when this begins.
Ben came down and tried it on with a couple of our CF members. They told him to piss off. Never saw or heard of him again. He uses the chairmanship to shag around, suck up to senior MPs & generally promote himself. CF? What’s that?