September 16th, 2011

Draper Back, Forgiven By Some

The Telegraph broke the news yesterday that Guido’s favourite disaster-zone – Derek Draper – is back with his new political publishing outfit Ruskin. Iain Dale must be shaking in his boots…

If Dolly was hoping to launch with a bang, Guido would have recommended publishing a book that will appeal to more than just a particularly dull subsection of the New Statesman readership. Though having said that, those well known cash splashers The Guardian have already bought the serialisation rights to Rowenna Davis’s Tangled Up In Blue – a critique of Blue Labour. Since Blue Labour seems stillborn the book must surely be something of a post mortem. Guido was a little surprised Ms. Davis would be so willing to rekindle her professional relationship with Draper after what she said about her previous encounters:

“When I first met the site’s regular editor Derek Draper and his all-male staff to discuss potential questions for an online survey, he suggested with a grin that I ask “Is domestic violence always wrong?” and then spent the rest of the afternoon trying to set me up with James Purnell.”

And that was before Guido leaked Draper’s emails discussing her merits with his close personal friend, James Macintyre:

From: Derek Draper
Sent: 03 March 2009 15:19
To: James Macintyre; Roger Liddle

what’s the answer, though?

(if you are single you should pop in here on friday morning as we have the delectable rowenna davies here guest editing labourlist for international womens day)

fowrad to a harman led labour party


From: James Macintyre
To: Derek Draper; Roger Liddle
Sent: Tuesday, 3 March, 2009 15:15:49

He is very tall, handsome in a bookish sort of way. Very █████ and █████.

I am very much single and in need to remedy that. I ███ █████ ███ ██ Friday – who is this woman? Otherwise will have to try and pull Harman..


From: Derek Draper
Sent: 03 March 2009 15:26
To: James Macintyre; Roger Liddle

he sounds like a queer

(she says she’s a freelance journalist, quite lefty, very beautiful)

From: James Macintyre
To: Derek Draper
Sent: Tuesday, 3 March, 2009 15:24:35

well you called her delectable then appeared not to know her – anyway i see she is now v v fit – ridiculously beautiful – why she editing it – so you can look at her?


thanks for emailing the labour woman – please let me know what her response is however negative – even if she says “i have heard he is a total wanker” as i know she will reply to you. x

Needless to say Macintyre was unsuccessful on his mission. Although Draper will apparently be keeping a low profile, he has been seen on the terrace with Gloria Del Piero with increasing frequency of late. Guido would like to take this opportunity to welcome him back to the scene. Oh how we have missed you…


  1. 1
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    Welcome back Dolly , we have missed you a lot :-)


  2. 2
    Behind The Fold Up Bike Sheds says:

    Only seen him twice in person, one on Election Night Armastice back in 97 where he killed the Tory spin doctor, and again ten years later buying Thomas The Tank Engine toys in Hamleys.

    Both endeared him to me greatly.


  3. 3
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:


    A while ago you had the picture of Balls, Whealen, Toilets and i think you internated Draper all at Lords cricket ground.

    Is Draper back advising Balls?

    Is the axil of evil re-united?


  4. 4
    MrAngry61 says:

    Just the latest emails make him appear even more of a creepy leftie.

    Has he apologised yet for his role in the McBride smear campaign?


    • 124
      Carter Ruck says:

      No absolutely not he has merely proffered a legal expression of regret.

      You may now consider this matter is now closed.


    • 158
      Lady Virginia Droit de Seigneur says:

      Toilets, Balls and Watson got off scot-free – Draper was at least removed from Labour Pissed


  5. 5
    Caligula says:

    If ever proof was needed of the total moral collapse of the Labour Party and front bench del Piero

    Here it is

    What do you think about all of the Epty Amoral Ed Milliband you adolescent fool ?


    • 9
      Gloria del Piero says:

      I am a media loving luvvie

      All publicty is good

      Sillvio Berlusconi is a good esample don’t you think ?


  6. 6
    Rt Hoon Tom Whatson MP Aothor PEN says:

    Glorias Knockers fancy me.


  7. 7
    Dick the Prick says:

    You fucking racists! Aaarrrggghhhh


  8. 10
    tube_thumper says:

    i see that the human berocca tablet tango hain s on sky news again. what a prick telling us all that sandwishes are being made for the families.

    what a K u nt


  9. 11
    Historian says:

    Draper sounds as if he is AC DC

    But he was a little sidekick of Madoff Mandelson I suppose…


  10. 12
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    “I am very much single and in need to remedy that. I ███ █████ ███ ██ Friday – who is this woman? Otherwise will have to try and pull Harman..”

    Now that is a very sick thought!


  11. 13
    Historian says:

    I really believe n ow that Britain has a caste of untouchable politicians and their side kicks who are above the law

    And can always lie low for a few weeks or months of years and then come back without chrages etc

    The Crown Prosecution Service has broken down

    And with it, Guido, one of the basics of any democracy

    Which is the Rule of Law


    • 20
      Flim flam says:

      Very true Historian. I used to be proud of our legal system, and respected our police. Politicians were well above the likes of us, and if our MP came to visit our little patch of earth, people would be excited, and honoured.

      How times change. If only we had known what utter Hunts they were. It’s like finding out there is no Father Christmas!


    • 93
      imnumbervi says:



      • 120
        Gordon Brown says:

        Theres been no father Christmas since I was tricked into leaving office.

        Absolutely dispicable and a complete national disaster for our country.


    • 96
      Jan says:

      Talking of politicians, it appears that one Martin McGuinness wants to be President of Ireland. The election will take place on 27th October.Never seen such a ragtag and bobtail group of nonentities. Everybody and his dog is putting themselves forward. Still,if he is elected (haha) at least he won’t be getting any more sacks of money from the English.


  12. 14
    Polly t says:

    He makesmt vagina itchy


  13. 15
    Peter expat says:

    Strewth ! Bugger the fat git. That DOES look like top totty !


  14. 16
    Peter expat says:

    On second thoughts……… but you know what I mean.


    • 17
      Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

      Any half decent scrubbed up woman standing next to Dolly Draper will look like top totty!


  15. 18
    What a plonker. says:

    Isn,t it amazing how all the scum rises to the top of the cesspit
    that is Labour .


  16. 22
    Polly t says:

    Scratch scratch


  17. 23
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    Well thats the new generation fucked now, Tainted by Draper.

    Ps Is that Del Piero woman married to that bloke that played for Juventus?


  18. 24
    Jimmy says:

    Good to see another hacking victim moving on with his life.

    I’m sometimes taken aback by just how attractive our people are.


  19. 25
    It is getting tedious now! says:

    Sponging dogshit Dolly is back. Like trying scrape dogshit of your shoe. Repetive tedious, heard of all before shit! Fuck off and die of cancer Dolly-you fucked up sponging, useless pile of shit.


  20. 27
    Lord Lavender et al. says:

    Parteh on, Dude!


  21. 31
    Ding Ding! Round 2! says:


  22. 33
    Gordon Brown says:

    Today I am a ZX Spectrum.


  23. 35
    annette curton says:

    Forgive my ignorance, but what is he exactly?.


  24. 36
    Col. M.T. Kernel (retd) says:

    SIR- If I had a pound for every mention of BluLabour, I would probably be able to divorce the old banger, sir.

    Yours, half-empty glass in hand, Col. M.T. Kernel (retd)


  25. 40
    Hello, Dolly! says:

    Fuck off, Dolly!


  26. 41
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    Markfergusonuk Andrew Lansley – tosser… 49 minutes ago · reply · retweet · favorite

    Is this not the editor of Labourlist Guido?


  27. 43
    Lady Virginia Droit de Seigneur says:

    Fantastic news – Draper is such a tw*t that his presence in the public arena will be a constant reminder of how nasty and incompetent Labour were and are.

    I look forward to much entertainment arising from his unquenchable ability to make a complete d*ck of himself.


  28. 44
    tube_thumper says:

    guido vs derek draper sounds like a rap band


  29. 45
    Anne Drecks says:

    I’ve been ingesting the bile from this blog for so long I may have to go out and stab a Socialist this weekend.


    • 56
      P.C. Filth says:

      Good evening, madam. Please refrain from stabbing a socialist. If you were to persist with this action I may have to proceed to caution you. Over.


      • 156
        Grumpy Old Man says:

        Couldn’t you just stand in a dark corner and observe? it’s what you do best when there’s violence on the street.


  30. 46
    tube_thumper says:

    a man went to a marriage counsellor with his wife and the councillor stats by saying

    “so tell me something you have in common”

    The man says ” neither of us suck cock”


  31. 48
    tube_thumper says:

    the gay agoraphopic

    he came out

    then he went back in


  32. 53
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    SimonG_1 See that @Labourlist and the usual batshit crazies in Labour are crowing about the dire tory performance on #bbcqt No mention of Abbott….. 2 minutes ago · reply · retweet · favorite


  33. 57
    genghiz the kahn says:

    So tell me Derek, where did it all go wrong?


  34. 58
    Goodbye Dolly. says:

    The Guardian is pile of shit. Blue Labour is a pile of shit. I doubt Dolly & Rowena will be sponging off the public for much longer. HaHa fucking Ha! Sponging idiots.


  35. 61
    MrAngry61 says:


    Barry’s managed to shoot himself in the foot with the Obama version of #AskEd, #AttackWatch.

    Intended as a platform to counter ‘right wing lies’, Barak’s opponents have taken it over. Amusing ‘thoughtcrimes’ being reported!


    • 63
      Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

      Lets face it, Barry only got where he is today because he was good at speeches, now the voters dont even believe that.

      Bet he regrets meeting Gordon……


      • 160
        Lady Virginia Droit de Seigneur says:

        Don’t underestimate Obama – the Illinois Democrat political machine is one of the most corrupt and ruthless in the US. Ask yourself how Obama came by a prized senate postiion by the age of 40. It’s not because he ticks a few minority boxes and is an entertaining after dinner speaker.


        • 164
          East India Company wallah says:

          Yep,northside Irish democrat crooks,southside afro american democrat crooks.
          but boston takes the pee entirely


          • Lady Virginia Droit de Seigneur says:

            Yes the Kennedys are a whole different piece of corruption – how the fuck did Mitt the Mormon Romney acquire power there – he must have very clear pictures of a Kennedy doing something worse than even that evil cnut Ted would have been involved in.


      • 169
        AC1 says:

        >Barry only got where he is today because he was good at speeches,

        Zero, the one term wonder, was only good with a teleprompter.


    • 65
      Ray Dorset is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

      “Democracy” at work, then? Hurrah.


  36. 70
    bobmcd says:

    it’s a bit rich, a fat old sexist bastard like you criticising others for committing the same offence. BTW – how’s the bring back hanging campaign going? tosser.


  37. 71
    Sue says:

    A shit storm is heading towards Edinburgh Council!
    Plus the Guardian is brainwashing, useless CRAP!


  38. 73
    Anonymous says:

    “Derek Bloody Draper ? If I’d known the bar was set so low, I might have had a go myself..”

    [Piers Morgan to Kate Garraway…allegedly]


  39. 81
    Ah! Monika says:

    Peter Hain Ghoul


    • 85
      nell says:

      I thought it was only militwit who jumped on bandwagons but peterhain this last couple of days has turned it into an art form hasn’t he?


      • 91
        Engineer says:

        Now the whole situation has turned to tragedy, and there’s no reflected glory to be had, he’ll evaporate, leaving the real men to the grim task of recovering the bodies.

        Vile, opportunistic slimeball.


    • 131
      Dai the Miner says:

      They ought to shove him down the mine…


  40. 83
    Harriet Harman says:

    Man I’d love to ass fuck that Rowenna and jizz on her face. If only I had a cock -other than my husband.


  41. 84
    nell says:

    derek’s back?! where’s damian? Is charliewhelan coming out of retirement and joining up with bullyballs and twatson so that the five of them can launch another new blog lying and smearing for labour?

    Oh Yes! How we’ve missed them!!


  42. 86
    Billy Bumpile Love child of Ewanme & Bowden says:

    Draper! Phwoar.


  43. 87
    Hang The Bastards says:

    I dont know who is the more disgusting low-life ….. Draper or that so-called-TV-presenter-whith-the-cringy-voice-ugly-cow-half-wit-Draper-adoring wife of his !

    Anyhow I am single and looking for a MILF so I would do her up de batty !


    • 174
      Lexington Steele says:

      I chatted her up once by the cigarette machine in Lashings bar and restaurant in Maidstone. She’s tiny, smoked like a chimney and had a lovely Violet Elizabeth Bott lisp then. “i’m jutht getting thum thigaretteth – yeth I’d love a drink, a thcotch and thoda pleeth”. Reminds me of someone – perhaps that’s why Dolly is being brought back into the fold?


  44. 88
    Bill d'Sarse says:

    He should be renamed ‘Pinata’.

    Something you hit with a stick and are rewarded for doing so.


  45. 89
    VictΦria SpΦnge :Φ) says:

    Dull Dolly Draper is sΦΦΦ very last year. Why is he back spΦnging Φff the public? DΦ peΦple still read the brainwashing Guardian?


  46. 92
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    dianehain Seaside playground of Wall Street’s billionaires Psychopathic winners,ruthless,without empathy’ve taken over City&Banks about 1 minute ago · reply · retweet · favorite


  47. 94
    BillyBob... says:

    leftie bar stewards, do as I say not do as I do…. Gruniad will do the same !!


  48. 97
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    Ed_Miliband profile

    Ed_Miliband Tragic that all four miners have been confirmed dead. The country’s thoughts will be with the men and their loved ones. 55 minutes ago · reply · retweet · favorite


  49. 99
    not a machine says:

    Feel very sorry for Ruskins legacy

    I could do with the benefit of the doubt , I wouldnt ask for such a thing otherwise , besides I rather think you will be pleased with it .


  50. 100
    Fuck the BBC says:

    Isn’t it great to have Peter Hain back in Government? The BBC are loving it. Oh and I haven’t heard “it’s Thatcher’s fault” on the BBC….yet.

    Anyway rejoice at that news, hurray for Peter Hain.


  51. 105
    Silvio Viagrasconi says:

    Gloria de Piero looks entirely ***uckale to me

    Can you invite her to Rome for some Wanga Wanga with me…


  52. 113
    Moral Collapse Blair says:

    New Labour trashed Britain

    Full stop

    And they continue


    • 115
      Moral Collapse Blair says:

      talking a


      • 116
        Moral Collapse Blair says:

        talking about collapse

        have you noticed that the Arab Israeli peace negotiations I am responsible for have been in a state of collapse for more than a year now

        I am brilliant and I still draw all the trappings of my UN office…

        Slotgob is proud of me


  53. 117
    Brown is an obnoxious, useless arsewipe says:

    Draper is a money grubbing, useless idiot. Well past his sell by date.


  54. 126
    Derek Scraper of the bottom of a barrel says:

    Am I a red or a blue tit or just a tit?


  55. 128
    Derek Scraper of the bottom of my shoe says:

    I am bored.


  56. 133
    Peter Hain says:

    Hello everyone, my names Peter Hain and I’m a media whore!
    I never miss a fucking trick and there’s no level low enough I wont go too to get my clock on the box. Hey check out me orange all over glow in the dark tan, magic!


    • 135
      Nicky G says:

      Oh yes, interesting CV has our Mr Hain.

      Got up to all sorts of jolly japes back in his anti-apartied days in South Africa. Placed broken glass on a Rugby pitch to injure Rugby players, did some bird for armed robbery with a sawn off shotgun. Now he sits in parliament with warmongers and ex-IRA terrorists and has the nerve to call the BNP “extremists”.
      Fucking jowl swinging, quintessence of communist Huntishness!


    • 137
      Abi says:

      Hey the utopia of South Africa beckons, Julius Malemi will welcome you with open arms. Flippin Ar..wipe.


    • 144
      Ewanme says:

      You looks soo much better wivvout the “glow” , sweetheart x .


  57. 140
    nell says:

    It is actually rather tragic at how the once great labour party has, by the poisonous venal actions of bliar and brown, been reduced to a rabble of bandwagon jumping junkies looking for media opportunities from uk disasters much like those insurance/legal folks looking for work in our A & E centres.


    • 145
      Abi says:

      Ah! The old Labour Party, at least you could have a decent row with them, and it would all end in friendly terms and pints all round, I really do not understand what happened to those old ‘Working Class’ types. They were certainly nothing like the ideologues that run that party now. Mind you I have been out of the Country for over Thirty years, and have dealth more with Communism!


      • 154
        jgm2 says:

        Labour, the party of the nationalised, male-dominated, mass-unionised, ‘working class’. A ‘working class’ composed of dock-workers, ship-builders, steel-workers, miners etc etc.

        Replaced by a Labour party, the party of the nationalised, female-dominated, mass-unionised ‘working class’. A ‘working calss’ composed of NHS-workers, teachers, council workers etc etc.

        Nothing has changed except the gender of the fuckers we have to subsidise in their ‘key-workery’ lifestyle.


        • 162
          Abi says:

          Have to agree, the Banks are new British Rail, British Leyland, as long as the Socialist have nothing left to Nationalise.


  58. 142
    Gobsmacked of Barton on Trent says:

    Why did Labour make European Law more important than British law?

    And why did Her Majesty the Queen agree?


    • 178
      Sockpuppet #7 says:

      I think she does as she’s told.
      Maybe if she didn’t when it came to treasons fifth column marxists and blew the whistle on the whole shower of shit the public would have a greater respect for her.


    • 183
      B A Gheot says:

      Cos’ HMQ has no power to veto any laws that her Government pass…she can only advise;warn and has the right to be consulted.The only option would be for her to abdicate in extreme circumstances which would of course be exactlt to Labour and EU likng


  59. 143
    Ah! Monika says:



  60. 161
    David r from meth productions says:

    Shut up. Derek Draper is mint, yeah. So jog on.


  61. 165
    Spineless Media Productions says:

    Yeah! Jog on Draper you pathetic tit!


  62. 166
    Tony Bliar says:

    We must bomb Iran!


  63. 168
    pissed off voter says:

    Generally speaking, I’m in favour of recycling but a lot of the of the sh*t that is recycled in our political world is just plain depressing.


  64. 172
    Billy Botty says:

    Last !


  65. 175
    Chas says:

    Why are socialists so illiterate?


  66. 176
    The greatest Prime Minister ever! – he who gave Britain the Strongest economy of any advanced nation says:

    It just came naturally to me, – me a Noo (Progressive) LieBore genius!

    It’s my legacy, and Noo (Progressive) Boring Liars will soon return to power with me as their Leader!

    I saved the world you know!


  67. 179
    joescotus says:

    dolly comeback! guido why dont you just gut this fucker once and forever.


  68. 186
    Anonymous says:

    so the trial 9of Ian Tomlinson’s killer has been put back until october 2012

    three and a half years after the incident!!

    funny how it only took two days to convict thr rioters???

    there is no justice in the uk – the elites are bastards


  69. 188
    Stick Insect says:

    Do you think Derek Draper washes regularly ?
    From his appearance I would say ‘no’.
    He certainly doesn’t like shaving, that is obvious.
    He clearly never washes his hair, how else could you get that ‘Castrol’ look he has as his hair glints of grease under the studio lighting. And on most occasions when he appears in public, too.
    I wonder if he changes his underwear regularly ?
    I somehow don’t think so (unless once a week is ‘regular’).
    Probably shirts last for a few days too.
    What kind of woman could sleep with a man like that ?
    Even his wife says he’s a slob. I used to respect that woman.
    For once, Moron was right, it says a lot about Kate Garraway-Seed.


  70. 196
    Goodbye Dolly says:

    @jh. Fair enough. But the useless bint is not sponging off me. Neither is the hoon Draper and that cigarethe smoking wife of his!


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