September 16th, 2011

Draper Back, Forgiven By Some

The Telegraph broke the news yesterday that Guido’s favourite disaster-zone – Derek Draper – is back with his new political publishing outfit Ruskin. Iain Dale must be shaking in his boots…

If Dolly was hoping to launch with a bang, Guido would have recommended publishing a book that will appeal to more than just a particularly dull subsection of the New Statesman readership. Though having said that, those well known cash splashers The Guardian have already bought the serialisation rights to Rowenna Davis’s Tangled Up In Blue – a critique of Blue Labour. Since Blue Labour seems stillborn the book must surely be something of a post mortem. Guido was a little surprised Ms. Davis would be so willing to rekindle her professional relationship with Draper after what she said about her previous encounters:

“When I first met the site’s regular editor Derek Draper and his all-male staff to discuss potential questions for an online survey, he suggested with a grin that I ask “Is domestic violence always wrong?” and then spent the rest of the afternoon trying to set me up with James Purnell.”

And that was before Guido leaked Draper’s emails discussing her merits with his close personal friend, James Macintyre:

From: Derek Draper
Sent: 03 March 2009 15:19
To: James Macintyre; Roger Liddle

what’s the answer, though?

(if you are single you should pop in here on friday morning as we have the delectable rowenna davies here guest editing labourlist for international womens day)

fowrad to a harman led labour party


From: James Macintyre
To: Derek Draper; Roger Liddle
Sent: Tuesday, 3 March, 2009 15:15:49

He is very tall, handsome in a bookish sort of way. Very █████ and █████.

I am very much single and in need to remedy that. I ███ █████ ███ ██ Friday – who is this woman? Otherwise will have to try and pull Harman..


From: Derek Draper
Sent: 03 March 2009 15:26
To: James Macintyre; Roger Liddle

he sounds like a queer

(she says she’s a freelance journalist, quite lefty, very beautiful)

From: James Macintyre
To: Derek Draper
Sent: Tuesday, 3 March, 2009 15:24:35

well you called her delectable then appeared not to know her – anyway i see she is now v v fit – ridiculously beautiful – why she editing it – so you can look at her?


thanks for emailing the labour woman – please let me know what her response is however negative – even if she says “i have heard he is a total wanker” as i know she will reply to you. x

Needless to say Macintyre was unsuccessful on his mission. Although Draper will apparently be keeping a low profile, he has been seen on the terrace with Gloria Del Piero with increasing frequency of late. Guido would like to take this opportunity to welcome him back to the scene. Oh how we have missed you…


  1. 1
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    Welcome back Dolly , we have missed you a lot :-)

  2. 2
    Behind The Fold Up Bike Sheds says:

    Only seen him twice in person, one on Election Night Armastice back in 97 where he killed the Tory spin doctor, and again ten years later buying Thomas The Tank Engine toys in Hamleys.

    Both endeared him to me greatly.

  3. 3
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:


    A while ago you had the picture of Balls, Whealen, Toilets and i think you internated Draper all at Lords cricket ground.

    Is Draper back advising Balls?

    Is the axil of evil re-united?

  4. 4
    MrAngry61 says:

    Just the latest emails make him appear even more of a creepy leftie.

    Has he apologised yet for his role in the McBride smear campaign?

  5. 5
    Caligula says:

    If ever proof was needed of the total moral collapse of the Labour Party and front bench del Piero

    Here it is

    What do you think about all of the Epty Amoral Ed Milliband you adolescent fool ?

  6. 6
    Rt Hoon Tom Whatson MP Aothor PEN says:

    Glorias Knockers fancy me.

  7. 7
    Dick the Prick says:

    You fucking racists! Aaarrrggghhhh

  8. 8
    Jack Dromey (Ms) says:

    Yes, EXCELLENT news. Draper was the one who started the “Guido’s Windowlickers” meme! I have to say that “queer” is not an especially PC term. Emails are hilarious; thanks for posting them :-)

  9. 9
    Gloria del Piero says:

    I am a media loving luvvie

    All publicty is good

    Sillvio Berlusconi is a good esample don’t you think ?

  10. 10
    tube_thumper says:

    i see that the human berocca tablet tango hain s on sky news again. what a prick telling us all that sandwishes are being made for the families.

    what a K u nt

  11. 11
    Historian says:

    Draper sounds as if he is AC DC

    But he was a little sidekick of Madoff Mandelson I suppose…

  12. 12
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    “I am very much single and in need to remedy that. I ███ █████ ███ ██ Friday – who is this woman? Otherwise will have to try and pull Harman..”

    Now that is a very sick thought!

  13. 13
    Historian says:

    I really believe n ow that Britain has a caste of untouchable politicians and their side kicks who are above the law

    And can always lie low for a few weeks or months of years and then come back without chrages etc

    The Crown Prosecution Service has broken down

    And with it, Guido, one of the basics of any democracy

    Which is the Rule of Law

  14. 14
    Polly t says:

    He makesmt vagina itchy

  15. 15
    Peter expat says:

    Strewth ! Bugger the fat git. That DOES look like top totty !

  16. 16
    Peter expat says:

    On second thoughts……… but you know what I mean.

  17. 17
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    Any half decent scrubbed up woman standing next to Dolly Draper will look like top totty!

  18. 18
    What a plonker. says:

    Isn,t it amazing how all the scum rises to the top of the cesspit
    that is Labour .

  19. 19
    The Forces of Hell says:

    The Four Shits of Hell, you mean ?

  20. 20
    Flim flam says:

    Very true Historian. I used to be proud of our legal system, and respected our police. Politicians were well above the likes of us, and if our MP came to visit our little patch of earth, people would be excited, and honoured.

    How times change. If only we had known what utter Hunts they were. It’s like finding out there is no Father Christmas!

  21. 21
    Nemo says:

    I’ll throw him in free with her, what no takers, you can’t give anything away these days

  22. 22
    Polly t says:

    Scratch scratch

  23. 23
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    Well thats the new generation fucked now, Tainted by Draper.

    Ps Is that Del Piero woman married to that bloke that played for Juventus?

  24. 24
    Jimmy says:

    Good to see another hacking victim moving on with his life.

    I’m sometimes taken aback by just how attractive our people are.

  25. 25
    It is getting tedious now! says:

    Sponging dogshit Dolly is back. Like trying scrape dogshit of your shoe. Repetive tedious, heard of all before shit! Fuck off and die of cancer Dolly-you fucked up sponging, useless pile of shit.

  26. 26
    Rat's arse says:

    How do you do that blanking out thing Billy?

  27. 27
    Lord Lavender et al. says:

    Parteh on, Dude!

  28. 28
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    copied it from the main post, redacted emails.

  29. 29
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    But did he make a complaint to the police?

  30. 30
    AC1 says:

    Do you require a psycho_the_rapist or an optician?

  31. 31
    Ding Ding! Round 2! says:

  32. 32
    Rat's arse says:

    Ta mate. :)

  33. 33
    Gordon Brown says:

    Today I am a ZX Spectrum.

  34. 34
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    No worries :-)

  35. 35
    annette curton says:

    Forgive my ignorance, but what is he exactly?.

  36. 36
    Col. M.T. Kernel (retd) says:

    SIR- If I had a pound for every mention of BluLabour, I would probably be able to divorce the old banger, sir.

    Yours, half-empty glass in hand, Col. M.T. Kernel (retd)

  37. 37
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    The reason Guido is more famous than he was before.

  38. 38
    Ewanme says:

    LOL !!!

    They could of bin separated at birth .

    Which one is Dolly ??

    E x .

  39. 39
    Archer Karcher says:

    Correct, hole in one.

  40. 40
    Hello, Dolly! says:

    Fuck off, Dolly!

  41. 41
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    Markfergusonuk Andrew Lansley – tosser… 49 minutes ago · reply · retweet · favorite

    Is this not the editor of Labourlist Guido?

  42. 42

    I would not crawl over her to get to him.

  43. 43
    Lady Virginia Droit de Seigneur says:

    Fantastic news – Draper is such a tw*t that his presence in the public arena will be a constant reminder of how nasty and incompetent Labour were and are.

    I look forward to much entertainment arising from his unquenchable ability to make a complete d*ck of himself.

  44. 44
    tube_thumper says:

    guido vs derek draper sounds like a rap band

  45. 45
    Anne Drecks says:

    I’ve been ingesting the bile from this blog for so long I may have to go out and stab a Socialist this weekend.

  46. 46
    tube_thumper says:

    a man went to a marriage counsellor with his wife and the councillor stats by saying

    “so tell me something you have in common”

    The man says ” neither of us suck cock”

  47. 47
    smoggie says:

    The fat greasy one.

  48. 48
    tube_thumper says:

    the gay agoraphopic

    he came out

    then he went back in

  49. 49
    FFS says:

    as if we need reminding, FFS

  50. 50
    The voice of unreason says:

    Yes, we have missed him, but let’s face it he’s the gift that keeps on giving.

  51. 51
    FFS says:

    Gay alcoholic.

    Went off on a bender.

  52. 52
    Lady Virginia Droit de Seigneur says:

    Unfortunately for Guido they both look like the sort of smug know-all gimps that regularly got punched in the student union bar.

  53. 53
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    SimonG_1 See that @Labourlist and the usual batshit crazies in Labour are crowing about the dire tory performance on #bbcqt No mention of Abbott….. 2 minutes ago · reply · retweet · favorite

  54. 54
    smoggie says:

    Victim? That’s taking revisionism to a new level.

  55. 55
    Lady Virginia Droit de Seigneur says:

    Oh I know but people like Balls, Draper and Watson are such effective markers.

  56. 56
    P.C. Filth says:

    Good evening, madam. Please refrain from stabbing a socialist. If you were to persist with this action I may have to proceed to caution you. Over.

  57. 57
    genghiz the kahn says:

    So tell me Derek, where did it all go wrong?

  58. 58
    Goodbye Dolly. says:

    The Guardian is pile of shit. Blue Labour is a pile of shit. I doubt Dolly & Rowena will be sponging off the public for much longer. HaHa fucking Ha! Sponging idiots.

  59. 59
    genghiz the kahn says:

    Has Del Piero done a Ryan and only scored away from home?

  60. 60
    smoggie says:

    He is someones’s husband. He was one of the slimeball pisshead minions whose job it was to smear opposition figures when Labour’s power was under threat.

    He failed spectacularly. Obviously.

  61. 61
    MrAngry61 says:


    Barry’s managed to shoot himself in the foot with the Obama version of #AskEd, #AttackWatch.

    Intended as a platform to counter ‘right wing lies’, Barak’s opponents have taken it over. Amusing ‘thoughtcrimes’ being reported!

  62. 62
    FFS says:

    Do you take it up the arse, your Ladyship?

  63. 63
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    Lets face it, Barry only got where he is today because he was good at speeches, now the voters dont even believe that.

    Bet he regrets meeting Gordon……

  64. 64
    Lady Virginia Droit de Seigneur says:

    A lady doesn’t speak about such thing particularly if they happened on the bonnet of one of Prescott’s Jags.

  65. 65
    Ray Dorset is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    “Democracy” at work, then? Hurrah.

  66. 66
    The Vicar of Finchley says:


    Think I would have preferred to see Damian McBride back rather than Dolly – at least McBride has done some pennance.

  67. 67
    Damian McBride says:

    I took the ‘fall’ for that tosser – the least he could do is offer me a job!

  68. 68
    Derek Draper, Berkeley Alumni says:

    More fool you…

  69. 69
    Jimmy thumbsdown says:

    about how attractive he is?

  70. 70
    bobmcd says:

    it’s a bit rich, a fat old sexist bastard like you criticising others for committing the same offence. BTW – how’s the bring back hanging campaign going? tosser.

  71. 71
    Sue says:

    A shit storm is heading towards Edinburgh Council!
    Plus the Guardian is brainwashing, useless CRAP!

  72. 72
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    The truth cannot be a smear.

  73. 73
    Anonymous says:

    “Derek Bloody Draper ? If I’d known the bar was set so low, I might have had a go myself..”

    [Piers Morgan to Kate Garraway…allegedly]

  74. 74
    Mr Slater's Parrot says:

    SQUAAAWWKK!!! (flutter) (puke)

  75. 75
    Robert McKenzie says:

    Dunno. Let’s check out the swingometer.

  76. 76
    Yooo hooo Jimmy from the Liebour tribe says:

    Yes we’ve noticed how attractive your people are, I presume you provide sick bags with all photographs you distribute, I really wouldn’t want to see any of them in person.

  77. 77
    Sugar Daddy says:

    You’re wasted on here, E.

  78. 78
    NeverRed says:

    I heard he’d been on a mining experience trip in Wales and reported missing, shame.

  79. 79
    E says:

    I’m wasted full-stop. How did you know it was me?

  80. 80
    The Clap says:

    *inaudible ripple*

  81. 81
    Ah! Monika says:

    Peter Hain Ghoul

  82. 82
    Sugar Daddy says:

    I didn’t.

  83. 83
    Harriet Harman says:

    Man I’d love to ass fuck that Rowenna and jizz on her face. If only I had a cock -other than my husband.

  84. 84
    nell says:

    derek’s back?! where’s damian? Is charliewhelan coming out of retirement and joining up with bullyballs and twatson so that the five of them can launch another new blog lying and smearing for labour?

    Oh Yes! How we’ve missed them!!

  85. 85
    nell says:

    I thought it was only militwit who jumped on bandwagons but peterhain this last couple of days has turned it into an art form hasn’t he?

  86. 86
    Billy Bumpile Love child of Ewanme & Bowden says:

    Draper! Phwoar.

  87. 87
    Hang The Bastards says:

    I dont know who is the more disgusting low-life ….. Draper or that so-called-TV-presenter-whith-the-cringy-voice-ugly-cow-half-wit-Draper-adoring wife of his !

    Anyhow I am single and looking for a MILF so I would do her up de batty !

  88. 88
    Bill d'Sarse says:

    He should be renamed ‘Pinata’.

    Something you hit with a stick and are rewarded for doing so.

  89. 89
    VictΦria SpΦnge :Φ) says:

    Dull Dolly Draper is sΦΦΦ very last year. Why is he back spΦnging Φff the public? DΦ peΦple still read the brainwashing Guardian?

  90. 90
    Jimmy says:

    I’d almost forgotten about the Downing St “How to get Iain Dale” briefing paper Guido promised to publish.

    Must be any day now.

  91. 91
    Engineer says:

    Now the whole situation has turned to tragedy, and there’s no reflected glory to be had, he’ll evaporate, leaving the real men to the grim task of recovering the bodies.

    Vile, opportunistic slimeball.

  92. 92
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    dianehain Seaside playground of Wall Street’s billionaires Psychopathic winners,ruthless,without empathy’ve taken over City&Banks about 1 minute ago · reply · retweet · favorite

  93. 93
    imnumbervi says:


  94. 94
    BillyBob... says:

    leftie bar stewards, do as I say not do as I do…. Gruniad will do the same !!

  95. 95
    godsteeth says:

    Get off now, Last Orders beckons.

  96. 96
    Jan says:

    Talking of politicians, it appears that one Martin McGuinness wants to be President of Ireland. The election will take place on 27th October.Never seen such a ragtag and bobtail group of nonentities. Everybody and his dog is putting themselves forward. Still,if he is elected (haha) at least he won’t be getting any more sacks of money from the English.

  97. 97
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    Ed_Miliband profile

    Ed_Miliband Tragic that all four miners have been confirmed dead. The country’s thoughts will be with the men and their loved ones. 55 minutes ago · reply · retweet · favorite

  98. 98
    Jimmy says:

    If only

  99. 99
    not a machine says:

    Feel very sorry for Ruskins legacy

    I could do with the benefit of the doubt , I wouldnt ask for such a thing otherwise , besides I rather think you will be pleased with it .

  100. 100
    Fuck the BBC says:

    Isn’t it great to have Peter Hain back in Government? The BBC are loving it. Oh and I haven’t heard “it’s Thatcher’s fault” on the BBC….yet.

    Anyway rejoice at that news, hurray for Peter Hain.

  101. 101
    nell says:

    He truly is the son of gordon isn’t he?

    This is exactly the sort of ghoulish bandwagon jumping that gordon did to try and raise his public profile.

  102. 102
    Fuck the BBC says:

    He’s a typical Nu Lirbore c u n t that’s why the BBC love him.

  103. 103
    Gordon Brown says:

    I love your support so much Polly

    That today I will be your vagina

  104. 104
    Uncle Ruppie says:

    If you stop slinging mud

    You will be allowed to touch one Tommy

  105. 105
    Silvio Viagrasconi says:

    Gloria de Piero looks entirely ***uckale to me

    Can you invite her to Rome for some Wanga Wanga with me…

  106. 106
    Lord out of shags but still with 3 jags says:

    Can I join you ?

  107. 107
    Lord of the Pies says:

    Can I join you?

  108. 108
    Political historian says:

    It is comforting to think that is at least one heterosexual left in the Labour Party

  109. 109
    Empty Ed lashed to his infantile mast says:

    My public profile is huge and enormous Nell

    When I go to meetings now there are at least 50 people

  110. 110
    Dr Spock says:

    Do you think he has a mast ?

    Really ?

  111. 111
    Jack says:

    Breaking news

    The Labour Party has offered a life peerage to Silvio Berlusconi

    For contributuons to their WAGS…

  112. 112
    Lord "Gorbals Mick" Martin says:

    Now that would really lower the tone of the House of Noble Lords

  113. 113
    Moral Collapse Blair says:

    New Labour trashed Britain

    Full stop

    And they continue

  114. 114
    Moral Collapse Blair says:

    Not to forget smearing his own side as well…

    On Madoff Mandelson’s instructions

  115. 115
    Moral Collapse Blair says:

    talking a

  116. 116
    Moral Collapse Blair says:

    talking about collapse

    have you noticed that the Arab Israeli peace negotiations I am responsible for have been in a state of collapse for more than a year now

    I am brilliant and I still draw all the trappings of my UN office…

    Slotgob is proud of me

  117. 117
    Brown is an obnoxious, useless arsewipe says:

    Draper is a money grubbing, useless idiot. Well past his sell by date.

  118. 118
    Lou Scannon says:

    The government wants to abolish sell-by dates. Now why would that be ?

  119. 119
    Lord Windbag says:

    And your point is Sir?

    I’ve got my party back Billy boyo

  120. 120
    Gordon Brown says:

    Theres been no father Christmas since I was tricked into leaving office.

    Absolutely dispicable and a complete national disaster for our country.

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    Billy Bowden ███ █████ ███ ██ says:

    ███ █████ ███ ██ ███ █████ ███ ██ ███ █████ ███ ██

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  123. 123
    Thumb Screw says:


    What’s in a name? Still laughing.

  124. 124
    Carter Ruck says:

    No absolutely not he has merely proffered a legal expression of regret.

    You may now consider this matter is now closed.

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    nell says:

    Really? given that it is currently stuffed with people like prezza, gorbalsmick, ffoulkes, sugar ,uddin and the like I’d have thought berlusconi would have been a benefit.

    at least he has his own money and doesn’t charge his govt ‘expenses’ !

  126. 126
    Derek Scraper of the bottom of a barrel says:

    Am I a red or a blue tit or just a tit?

  127. 127
    nell says:

    Ah sell by dates – another labour govt failure.

    £12billion of food is wasted every year because of the last labour govt’s nonsensicle belief that consumers could not tell when the food in their fridge had grown mould, gone green or smelt funny and would poison them if they ate it and so had to be told to throw it away whilst it was still safe to eat!!!.

  128. 128
    Derek Scraper of the bottom of my shoe says:

    I am bored.

  129. 129
    Lou Scannon says:

    A red-throated tit, perhaps, Parus Fenestralingus.

  130. 130
    Dr Kinsey says:

    It’s a fairly safe bet you won’t be in her vagina – or anyone else’s, come to think of it…

  131. 131
    Dai the Miner says:

    They ought to shove him down the mine…

  132. 132
    albacore says:

    Given the vast legions of the bewildered that continue to vote for Labour and their LibCon chums, that belief may be anything but nonsensical.
    Advice on which end to put it in might not come amiss, come to that.

  133. 133
    Peter Hain says:

    Hello everyone, my names Peter Hain and I’m a media whore!
    I never miss a fucking trick and there’s no level low enough I wont go too to get my clock on the box. Hey check out me orange all over glow in the dark tan, magic!

  134. 134
    Handycock (Teen Fondler) says:

    I would like to be in her vagina.

  135. 135
    Nicky G says:

    Oh yes, interesting CV has our Mr Hain.

    Got up to all sorts of jolly japes back in his anti-apartied days in South Africa. Placed broken glass on a Rugby pitch to injure Rugby players, did some bird for armed robbery with a sawn off shotgun. Now he sits in parliament with warmongers and ex-IRA terrorists and has the nerve to call the BNP “extremists”.
    Fucking jowl swinging, quintessence of communist Huntishness!

  136. 136
    WVM says:

    I thought you were just a garden variety lesser spotted knob-head!

  137. 137
    Abi says:

    Hey the utopia of South Africa beckons, Julius Malemi will welcome you with open arms. Flippin Ar..wipe.

  138. 138
    Abi says:

    I presume you are UKIP, in other words the Irony Party, funded by the EU, to vote not to be in the EU!?

  139. 139
    Jack Dromey (Ms) says:

    Help yourself. Stroll around. Don’t be frightened of the echo.

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    nell says:

    It is actually rather tragic at how the once great labour party has, by the poisonous venal actions of bliar and brown, been reduced to a rabble of bandwagon jumping junkies looking for media opportunities from uk disasters much like those insurance/legal folks looking for work in our A & E centres.

  141. 141
    Lord Mandelbum says:

    Not for too long

  142. 142
    Gobsmacked of Barton on Trent says:

    Why did Labour make European Law more important than British law?

    And why did Her Majesty the Queen agree?

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    Ewanme says:

    You looks soo much better wivvout the “glow” , sweetheart x .

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    Abi says:

    Ah! The old Labour Party, at least you could have a decent row with them, and it would all end in friendly terms and pints all round, I really do not understand what happened to those old ‘Working Class’ types. They were certainly nothing like the ideologues that run that party now. Mind you I have been out of the Country for over Thirty years, and have dealth more with Communism!

  146. 146
    Ewanme says:

    Disqus is shit an so is The Storygraph. Fuck all those wot sail in either boat .

    E x .

  147. 147
    Abi says:

    My nerves are certaily on reserve now, what utter, utter dross.

  148. 148
    Abi says:

    So you post on P.Bet? I post on there and do not subscribe to Discus, I thought we were encouraged to throw those at school!

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    jgm2 says:

    Most Labour voters don’t need to worry about ‘Best before dates’ on account of most of their food being supplied by ‘Farmfoods’ or ‘Iceland’ or other suchlike frozen food emporiums.

    Them not having the time to prepare fresh food and all.

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    Abi says:

    That was actually referring to the Kinnock thing, how dreadul, what an awful family. Shit seems to rise to the top, my goodness they are worse than the old Aristcracy, at least they cared about the Country, these people just care about Power. Dreadful, dreadful people.

  151. 151
    ali stair-rods says:

    Unfortunately, we are slaves to their output.

  152. 152
    Abi says:

    Sorry, whose output? I am certainly not a slave to any output.

  153. 153
    Ewanme says:

    Wot the fuck is P.Bet , darlin ???

    E x .

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    jgm2 says:

    Labour, the party of the nationalised, male-dominated, mass-unionised, ‘working class’. A ‘working class’ composed of dock-workers, ship-builders, steel-workers, miners etc etc.

    Replaced by a Labour party, the party of the nationalised, female-dominated, mass-unionised ‘working class’. A ‘working calss’ composed of NHS-workers, teachers, council workers etc etc.

    Nothing has changed except the gender of the fuckers we have to subsidise in their ‘key-workery’ lifestyle.

  155. 155
    Ewanme says:

    I knows which buttons to press .

    It’s like danglin fishfood in front of the cat , babes x .

    E x .

  156. 156
    Grumpy Old Man says:

    Couldn’t you just stand in a dark corner and observe? it’s what you do best when there’s violence on the street.

  157. 157
    Lady Virginia Droit de Seigneur says:

    Who are you talking about – Ed Balls or Gordon Brown?

  158. 158
    Lady Virginia Droit de Seigneur says:

    Toilets, Balls and Watson got off scot-free – Draper was at least removed from Labour Pissed

  159. 159
    Lady Virginia Droit de Seigneur says:

    Any hole’s a goal

  160. 160
    Lady Virginia Droit de Seigneur says:

    Don’t underestimate Obama – the Illinois Democrat political machine is one of the most corrupt and ruthless in the US. Ask yourself how Obama came by a prized senate postiion by the age of 40. It’s not because he ticks a few minority boxes and is an entertaining after dinner speaker.

  161. 161
    David r from meth productions says:

    Shut up. Derek Draper is mint, yeah. So jog on.

  162. 162
    Abi says:

    Have to agree, the Banks are new British Rail, British Leyland, as long as the Socialist have nothing left to Nationalise.

  163. 163
    Abi says:

    Political darlin, allegedly you have to sign into discus just now to comment on there. That is the only reason, that I thought you were mentioning discus. Do apolgise darlin, really do not want to invade your space.

  164. 164
    East India Company wallah says:

    Yep,northside Irish democrat crooks,southside afro american democrat crooks.
    but boston takes the pee entirely

  165. 165
    Spineless Media Productions says:

    Yeah! Jog on Draper you pathetic tit!

  166. 166
    Tony Bliar says:

    We must bomb Iran!

  167. 167
    AC1 says:

    The hideous mundaneness of evil personified.

  168. 168
    pissed off voter says:

    Generally speaking, I’m in favour of recycling but a lot of the of the sh*t that is recycled in our political world is just plain depressing.

  169. 169
    AC1 says:

    >Barry only got where he is today because he was good at speeches,

    Zero, the one term wonder, was only good with a teleprompter.

  170. 170
    AC1 says:

    watching Jeremy Kyle takes up all the preparation time.

  171. 171
    AC1 says:

    Please Neo-Zimbabwe.

  172. 172
    Billy Botty says:

    Last !

  173. 173
    Ewanme says:

    LOL !!

    No one invades my space .

    My raisin de etre is to invade your space .

    Love E x .

  174. 174
    Lexington Steele says:

    I chatted her up once by the cigarette machine in Lashings bar and restaurant in Maidstone. She’s tiny, smoked like a chimney and had a lovely Violet Elizabeth Bott lisp then. “i’m jutht getting thum thigaretteth – yeth I’d love a drink, a thcotch and thoda pleeth”. Reminds me of someone – perhaps that’s why Dolly is being brought back into the fold?

  175. 175
    Chas says:

    Why are socialists so illiterate?

  176. 176
    The greatest Prime Minister ever! – he who gave Britain the Strongest economy of any advanced nation says:

    It just came naturally to me, – me a Noo (Progressive) LieBore genius!

    It’s my legacy, and Noo (Progressive) Boring Liars will soon return to power with me as their Leader!

    I saved the world you know!

  177. 177
    Big Al says:


    I wrote a f*cking book!

    And Prezza writes a blog!

    Read my book yet?

  178. 178
    Sockpuppet #7 says:

    I think she does as she’s told.
    Maybe if she didn’t when it came to treasons fifth column marxists and blew the whistle on the whole shower of shit the public would have a greater respect for her.

  179. 179
    joescotus says:

    dolly comeback! guido why dont you just gut this fucker once and forever.

  180. 180
    Night Watchman says:

    Calm down dear and get to fuckin bed!

  181. 181
    albacore says:

    abi @10.02.
    My comment on your ludicrously inaccurate presumption currently resides in “awaiting moderation” limbo. If it ever surfaces, you might just savour a little irony.
    Have a nice day.

  182. 182
    Fabians (particularly ginger ones)are Evil says:

    Ever noticed how many Socialists are gingers? perhaps there is a flawed gene or a flaw in the DNA? – this seems to be a step in the right direction.

  183. 183
    B A Gheot says:

    Cos’ HMQ has no power to veto any laws that her Government pass…she can only advise;warn and has the right to be consulted.The only option would be for her to abdicate in extreme circumstances which would of course be exactlt to Labour and EU likng

  184. 184
    Nemo says:

    Ed Balls gave the advice to Gordy, but it was Gordy that saved the world only to fall off his perch and took the fall. At least the postie chap admitted that he knew very little about economics, honest chap unlike Gordy.

  185. 185
    JH says:

    Rowena can sponge me whenever she likes

  186. 186
    Anonymous says:

    so the trial 9of Ian Tomlinson’s killer has been put back until october 2012

    three and a half years after the incident!!

    funny how it only took two days to convict thr rioters???

    there is no justice in the uk – the elites are bastards

  187. 187
    SaltPetre says:

    Should be a blast!

  188. 188
    Stick Insect says:

    Do you think Derek Draper washes regularly ?
    From his appearance I would say ‘no’.
    He certainly doesn’t like shaving, that is obvious.
    He clearly never washes his hair, how else could you get that ‘Castrol’ look he has as his hair glints of grease under the studio lighting. And on most occasions when he appears in public, too.
    I wonder if he changes his underwear regularly ?
    I somehow don’t think so (unless once a week is ‘regular’).
    Probably shirts last for a few days too.
    What kind of woman could sleep with a man like that ?
    Even his wife says he’s a slob. I used to respect that woman.
    For once, Moron was right, it says a lot about Kate Garraway-Seed.

  189. 189
    Anonymous says:

    Gay marriage ‘to be made legal in Britain by 2015′

    Read more:

  190. 190
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    Still a way to go to catch up with Hunt.

  191. 191
    lol! says:

    Get a fucking grip you twat.

  192. 192

    I left the UK, not because I feared it would become legal, but it would become compulsory.

  193. 193
    Nemo says:

    Yes I thought that was a sort of resemblance between the two of them, Dolly is the one who is frightened of a shave on a daily basis Guido is the one with the fuzz below the bottom lip, very difficult.

  194. 194
    Splooge says:

    I said hello, dolly,
    well, hello, dolly.
    It’s so nice to have you back where you belong
    You’re lookin’ swell, dolly,
    I can tell, dolly
    You’re still glowin’, you’re still crowin’, you’re still goin’ strong


    Welcome back to the comedy gift!

    Let the sport begin!

  195. 195
    Gooey Blob says:

    No wonder Gloria is never seen in her Ashfield constituency, she’s yet another London Luvvie parachuted in who doesn’t know the area and couldn’t give a monkey’s. Much like Mallaber used to be in Amber Valley. Thankfully, we got rid of the latter. Labour are harder to shift in Ashfield, and the boundaries won’t be changing.

  196. 196
    Goodbye Dolly says:

    @jh. Fair enough. But the useless bint is not sponging off me. Neither is the hoon Draper and that cigarethe smoking wife of his!

  197. 197
    What a plonker. says:

    I guess you dislike him a little.

  198. 198
    David Laws Lib Dem fiddler says:

    Is he back to get red of Ed to pave the way for Balls??

  199. 199
    Lady Virginia Droit de Seigneur says:

    Yes the Kennedys are a whole different piece of corruption – how the fuck did Mitt the Mormon Romney acquire power there – he must have very clear pictures of a Kennedy doing something worse than even that evil cnut Ted would have been involved in.

  200. 200
    Dolly the Sheep says:

    Name Ten.

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