Draper Back, Forgiven By Some
The Telegraph broke the news yesterday that Guido’s favourite disaster-zone - Derek Draper – is back with his new political publishing outfit Ruskin. Iain Dale must be shaking in his boots…
If Dolly was hoping to launch with a bang, Guido would have recommended publishing a book that will appeal to more than just a particularly dull subsection of the New Statesman readership. Though having said that, those well known cash splashers The Guardian have already bought the serialisation rights to Rowenna Davis’s Tangled Up In Blue – a critique of Blue Labour. Since Blue Labour seems stillborn the book must surely be something of a post mortem. Guido was a little surprised Ms. Davis would be so willing to rekindle her professional relationship with Draper after what she said about her previous encounters:
“When I first met the site’s regular editor Derek Draper and his all-male staff to discuss potential questions for an online survey, he suggested with a grin that I ask “Is domestic violence always wrong?” and then spent the rest of the afternoon trying to set me up with James Purnell.”
And that was before Guido leaked Draper’s emails discussing her merits with his close personal friend, James Macintyre:
From: Derek Draper
Sent: 03 March 2009 15:19
To: James Macintyre; Roger Liddle
what’s the answer, though?
(if you are single you should pop in here on friday morning as we have the delectable rowenna davies here guest editing labourlist for international womens day)
fowrad to a harman led labour party
x
From: James Macintyre
To: Derek Draper; Roger Liddle
Sent: Tuesday, 3 March, 2009 15:15:49
He is very tall, handsome in a bookish sort of way. Very █████ and █████.
I am very much single and in need to remedy that. I ███ █████ ███ ██ Friday – who is this woman? Otherwise will have to try and pull Harman..
x
From: Derek Draper
Sent: 03 March 2009 15:26
To: James Macintyre; Roger Liddle
he sounds like a queer
(she says she’s a freelance journalist, quite lefty, very beautiful)
From: James Macintyre
To: Derek Draper
Sent: Tuesday, 3 March, 2009 15:24:35
well you called her delectable then appeared not to know her – anyway i see she is now v v fit – ridiculously beautiful – why she editing it – so you can look at her?
NO BECAUSE I AM LEADING A RADICAL OONLINE MOVEMENTA ND I HAVE ALWAYS EMBREACED THE FEMINIST CAUSE
thanks for emailing the labour woman – please let me know what her response is however negative – even if she says “i have heard he is a total wanker” as i know she will reply to you. x
Needless to say Macintyre was unsuccessful on his mission. Although Draper will apparently be keeping a low profile, he has been seen on the terrace with Gloria Del Piero with increasing frequency of late. Guido would like to take this opportunity to welcome him back to the scene. Oh how we have missed you…
Welcome back Dolly , we have missed you a lot
Yes, EXCELLENT news. Draper was the one who started the “Guido’s Windowlickers” meme! I have to say that “queer” is not an especially PC term. Emails are hilarious; thanks for posting them
I would not crawl over her to get to him.
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I said hello, dolly,
well, hello, dolly.
It’s so nice to have you back where you belong
You’re lookin’ swell, dolly,
I can tell, dolly
You’re still glowin’, you’re still crowin’, you’re still goin’ strong
Welcome back to the comedy gift!
Let the sport begin!
I left the UK, not because I feared it would become legal, but it would become compulsory.
Is he back to get red of Ed to pave the way for Balls??
Yes, we have missed him, but let’s face it he’s the gift that keeps on giving.
Mmmm……
Think I would have preferred to see Damian McBride back rather than Dolly – at least McBride has done some pennance.
I took the ‘fall’ for that tosser – the least he could do is offer me a job!
More fool you…
Who are you talking about – Ed Balls or Gordon Brown?
Ed Balls gave the advice to Gordy, but it was Gordy that saved the world only to fall off his perch and took the fall. At least the postie chap admitted that he knew very little about economics, honest chap unlike Gordy.
I heard he’d been on a mining experience trip in Wales and reported missing, shame.
No wonder Gloria is never seen in her Ashfield constituency, she’s yet another London Luvvie parachuted in who doesn’t know the area and couldn’t give a monkey’s. Much like Mallaber used to be in Amber Valley. Thankfully, we got rid of the latter. Labour are harder to shift in Ashfield, and the boundaries won’t be changing.
Only seen him twice in person, one on Election Night Armastice back in 97 where he killed the Tory spin doctor, and again ten years later buying Thomas The Tank Engine toys in Hamleys.
Both endeared him to me greatly.
Guido
A while ago you had the picture of Balls, Whealen, Toilets and i think you internated Draper all at Lords cricket ground.
Is Draper back advising Balls?
Is the axil of evil re-united?
The Four Shits of Hell, you mean ?
Just the latest emails make him appear even more of a creepy leftie.
Has he apologised yet for his role in the McBride smear campaign?
No absolutely not he has merely proffered a legal expression of regret.
You may now consider this matter is now closed.
Toilets, Balls and Watson got off scot-free – Draper was at least removed from Labour Pissed
If ever proof was needed of the total moral collapse of the Labour Party and front bench del Piero
Here it is
What do you think about all of the Epty Amoral Ed Milliband you adolescent fool ?
I am a media loving luvvie
All publicty is good
Sillvio Berlusconi is a good esample don’t you think ?
Glorias Knockers fancy me.
If you stop slinging mud
You will be allowed to touch one Tommy
You fucking racists! Aaarrrggghhhh
i see that the human berocca tablet tango hain s on sky news again. what a prick telling us all that sandwishes are being made for the families.
what a K u nt
Draper sounds as if he is AC DC
But he was a little sidekick of Madoff Mandelson I suppose…
Correct, hole in one.
Any hole’s a goal
“I am very much single and in need to remedy that. I ███ █████ ███ ██ Friday – who is this woman? Otherwise will have to try and pull Harman..”
Now that is a very sick thought!
How do you do that blanking out thing Billy?
copied it from the main post, redacted emails.
Ta mate.
No worries
███ █████ ███ ██ ███ █████ ███ ██ ███ █████ ███ ██
I really believe n ow that Britain has a caste of untouchable politicians and their side kicks who are above the law
And can always lie low for a few weeks or months of years and then come back without chrages etc
The Crown Prosecution Service has broken down
And with it, Guido, one of the basics of any democracy
Which is the Rule of Law
Very true Historian. I used to be proud of our legal system, and respected our police. Politicians were well above the likes of us, and if our MP came to visit our little patch of earth, people would be excited, and honoured.
How times change. If only we had known what utter Hunts they were. It’s like finding out there is no Father Christmas!
+1
Theres been no father Christmas since I was tricked into leaving office.
Absolutely dispicable and a complete national disaster for our country.
Talking of politicians, it appears that one Martin McGuinness wants to be President of Ireland. The election will take place on 27th October.Never seen such a ragtag and bobtail group of nonentities. Everybody and his dog is putting themselves forward. Still,if he is elected (haha) at least he won’t be getting any more sacks of money from the English.
Should be a blast!
He makesmt vagina itchy
SQUAAAWWKK!!! (flutter) (puke)
I love your support so much Polly
That today I will be your vagina
It’s a fairly safe bet you won’t be in her vagina – or anyone else’s, come to think of it…
I would like to be in her vagina.
Help yourself. Stroll around. Don’t be frightened of the echo.
Strewth ! Bugger the fat git. That DOES look like top totty !
I’ll throw him in free with her, what no takers, you can’t give anything away these days
On second thoughts……… but you know what I mean.
Any half decent scrubbed up woman standing next to Dolly Draper will look like top totty!
Isn,t it amazing how all the scum rises to the top of the cesspit
that is Labour .
Scratch scratch
Well thats the new generation fucked now, Tainted by Draper.
Ps Is that Del Piero woman married to that bloke that played for Juventus?
Has Del Piero done a Ryan and only scored away from home?
Good to see another hacking victim moving on with his life.
I’m sometimes taken aback by just how attractive our people are.
But did he make a complaint to the police?
about how attractive he is?
Do you require a psycho_the_rapist or an optician?
Victim? That’s taking revisionism to a new level.
Yes we’ve noticed how attractive your people are, I presume you provide sick bags with all photographs you distribute, I really wouldn’t want to see any of them in person.
Sponging dogshit Dolly is back. Like trying scrape dogshit of your shoe. Repetive tedious, heard of all before shit! Fuck off and die of cancer Dolly-you fucked up sponging, useless pile of shit.
I guess you dislike him a little.
Parteh on, Dude!
LOL !!!
They could of bin separated at birth .
Which one is Dolly ??
E x .
The fat greasy one.
Unfortunately for Guido they both look like the sort of smug know-all gimps that regularly got punched in the student union bar.
Yes I thought that was a sort of resemblance between the two of them, Dolly is the one who is frightened of a shave on a daily basis Guido is the one with the fuzz below the bottom lip, very difficult.
I’d almost forgotten about the Downing St “How to get Iain Dale” briefing paper Guido promised to publish.
Must be any day now.
Get off now, Last Orders beckons.
If only
Today I am a ZX Spectrum.
Forgive my ignorance, but what is he exactly?.
The reason Guido is more famous than he was before.
He is someones’s husband. He was one of the slimeball pisshead minions whose job it was to smear opposition figures when Labour’s power was under threat.
He failed spectacularly. Obviously.
Not to forget smearing his own side as well…
On Madoff Mandelson’s instructions
The hideous mundaneness of evil personified.
SIR- If I had a pound for every mention of BluLabour, I would probably be able to divorce the old banger, sir.
Yours, half-empty glass in hand, Col. M.T. Kernel (retd)
Fuck off, Dolly!
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Is this not the editor of Labourlist Guido?
And your point is Sir?
I’ve got my party back Billy boyo
Fantastic news – Draper is such a tw*t that his presence in the public arena will be a constant reminder of how nasty and incompetent Labour were and are.
I look forward to much entertainment arising from his unquenchable ability to make a complete d*ck of himself.
as if we need reminding, FFS
Oh I know but people like Balls, Draper and Watson are such effective markers.
Do you take it up the arse, your Ladyship?
A lady doesn’t speak about such thing particularly if they happened on the bonnet of one of Prescott’s Jags.
guido vs derek draper sounds like a rap band
I’ve been ingesting the bile from this blog for so long I may have to go out and stab a Socialist this weekend.
Good evening, madam. Please refrain from stabbing a socialist. If you were to persist with this action I may have to proceed to caution you. Over.
Couldn’t you just stand in a dark corner and observe? it’s what you do best when there’s violence on the street.
a man went to a marriage counsellor with his wife and the councillor stats by saying
“so tell me something you have in common”
The man says ” neither of us suck cock”
the gay agoraphopic
he came out
then he went back in
Gay alcoholic.
Went off on a bender.
You’re wasted on here, E.
I’m wasted full-stop. How did you know it was me?
I didn’t.
SimonG_1 See that @Labourlist and the usual batshit crazies in Labour are crowing about the dire tory performance on #bbcqt No mention of Abbott….. 2 minutes ago · reply · retweet · favorite
So tell me Derek, where did it all go wrong?
The Guardian is pile of shit. Blue Labour is a pile of shit. I doubt Dolly & Rowena will be sponging off the public for much longer. HaHa fucking Ha! Sponging idiots.
Rowena can sponge me whenever she likes
OT
Barry’s managed to shoot himself in the foot with the Obama version of #AskEd, #AttackWatch.
Intended as a platform to counter ‘right wing lies’, Barak’s opponents have taken it over. Amusing ‘thoughtcrimes’ being reported!
Lets face it, Barry only got where he is today because he was good at speeches, now the voters dont even believe that.
Bet he regrets meeting Gordon……
Don’t underestimate Obama – the Illinois Democrat political machine is one of the most corrupt and ruthless in the US. Ask yourself how Obama came by a prized senate postiion by the age of 40. It’s not because he ticks a few minority boxes and is an entertaining after dinner speaker.
Yep,northside Irish democrat crooks,southside afro american democrat crooks.
but boston takes the pee entirely
Yes the Kennedys are a whole different piece of corruption – how the fuck did Mitt the Mormon Romney acquire power there – he must have very clear pictures of a Kennedy doing something worse than even that evil cnut Ted would have been involved in.
>Barry only got where he is today because he was good at speeches,
Zero, the one term wonder, was only good with a teleprompter.
“Democracy” at work, then? Hurrah.
it’s a bit rich, a fat old sexist bastard like you criticising others for committing the same offence. BTW – how’s the bring back hanging campaign going? tosser.
The truth cannot be a smear.
Dunno. Let’s check out the swingometer.
*inaudible ripple*
A shit storm is heading towards Edinburgh Council!
Plus the Guardian is brainwashing, useless CRAP!
“Derek Bloody Draper ? If I’d known the bar was set so low, I might have had a go myself..”
[Piers Morgan to Kate Garraway...allegedly]
Peter Hain Ghoul
I thought it was only militwit who jumped on bandwagons but peterhain this last couple of days has turned it into an art form hasn’t he?
Now the whole situation has turned to tragedy, and there’s no reflected glory to be had, he’ll evaporate, leaving the real men to the grim task of recovering the bodies.
Vile, opportunistic slimeball.
He’s a typical Nu Lirbore c u n t that’s why the BBC love him.
They ought to shove him down the mine…
Man I’d love to ass fuck that Rowenna and jizz on her face. If only I had a cock -other than my husband.
derek’s back?! where’s damian? Is charliewhelan coming out of retirement and joining up with bullyballs and twatson so that the five of them can launch another new blog lying and smearing for labour?
Oh Yes! How we’ve missed them!!
Draper! Phwoar.
lol
+1
What’s in a name? Still laughing.
I dont know who is the more disgusting low-life ….. Draper or that so-called-TV-presenter-whith-the-cringy-voice-ugly-cow-half-wit-Draper-adoring wife of his !
Anyhow I am single and looking for a MILF so I would do her up de batty !
I chatted her up once by the cigarette machine in Lashings bar and restaurant in Maidstone. She’s tiny, smoked like a chimney and had a lovely Violet Elizabeth Bott lisp then. “i’m jutht getting thum thigaretteth – yeth I’d love a drink, a thcotch and thoda pleeth”. Reminds me of someone – perhaps that’s why Dolly is being brought back into the fold?
He should be renamed ‘Pinata’.
Something you hit with a stick and are rewarded for doing so.
Dull Dolly Draper is sΦΦΦ very last year. Why is he back spΦnging Φff the public? DΦ peΦple still read the brainwashing Guardian?
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leftie bar stewards, do as I say not do as I do…. Gruniad will do the same !!
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-14945377
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He truly is the son of gordon isn’t he?
This is exactly the sort of ghoulish bandwagon jumping that gordon did to try and raise his public profile.
My public profile is huge and enormous Nell
When I go to meetings now there are at least 50 people
Do you think he has a mast ?
Really ?
Feel very sorry for Ruskins legacy
I could do with the benefit of the doubt , I wouldnt ask for such a thing otherwise , besides I rather think you will be pleased with it .
Isn’t it great to have Peter Hain back in Government? The BBC are loving it. Oh and I haven’t heard “it’s Thatcher’s fault” on the BBC….yet.
Anyway rejoice at that news, hurray for Peter Hain.
Gloria de Piero looks entirely ***uckale to me
Can you invite her to Rome for some Wanga Wanga with me…
Can I join you ?
Can I join you?
It is comforting to think that is at least one heterosexual left in the Labour Party
Not for too long
Breaking news
The Labour Party has offered a life peerage to Silvio Berlusconi
For contributuons to their WAGS…
Now that would really lower the tone of the House of Noble Lords
Really? given that it is currently stuffed with people like prezza, gorbalsmick, ffoulkes, sugar ,uddin and the like I’d have thought berlusconi would have been a benefit.
at least he has his own money and doesn’t charge his govt ‘expenses’ !
New Labour trashed Britain
Full stop
And they continue
talking a
talking about collapse
have you noticed that the Arab Israeli peace negotiations I am responsible for have been in a state of collapse for more than a year now
I am brilliant and I still draw all the trappings of my UN office…
Slotgob is proud of me
Draper is a money grubbing, useless idiot. Well past his sell by date.
The government wants to abolish sell-by dates. Now why would that be ?
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2037531/Sell-dates-axed-Simpler-labels-stop-tons-food-ending-bin.html?ITO=1490
Ah sell by dates – another labour govt failure.
£12billion of food is wasted every year because of the last labour govt’s nonsensicle belief that consumers could not tell when the food in their fridge had grown mould, gone green or smelt funny and would poison them if they ate it and so had to be told to throw it away whilst it was still safe to eat!!!.
Given the vast legions of the bewildered that continue to vote for Labour and their LibCon chums, that belief may be anything but nonsensical.
Advice on which end to put it in might not come amiss, come to that.
I presume you are UKIP, in other words the Irony Party, funded by the EU, to vote not to be in the EU!?
Most Labour voters don’t need to worry about ‘Best before dates’ on account of most of their food being supplied by ‘Farmfoods’ or ‘Iceland’ or other suchlike frozen food emporiums.
Them not having the time to prepare fresh food and all.
watching Jeremy Kyle takes up all the preparation time.
abi @10.02.
My comment on your ludicrously inaccurate presumption currently resides in “awaiting moderation” limbo. If it ever surfaces, you might just savour a little irony.
Have a nice day.
Am I a red or a blue tit or just a tit?
A red-throated tit, perhaps, Parus Fenestralingus.
I thought you were just a garden variety lesser spotted knob-head!
I am bored.
Hello everyone, my names Peter Hain and I’m a media whore!
I never miss a fucking trick and there’s no level low enough I wont go too to get my clock on the box. Hey check out me orange all over glow in the dark tan, magic!
Oh yes, interesting CV has our Mr Hain.
Got up to all sorts of jolly japes back in his anti-apartied days in South Africa. Placed broken glass on a Rugby pitch to injure Rugby players, did some bird for armed robbery with a sawn off shotgun. Now he sits in parliament with warmongers and ex-IRA terrorists and has the nerve to call the BNP “extremists”.
Fucking jowl swinging, quintessence of communist Huntishness!
Hey the utopia of South Africa beckons, Julius Malemi will welcome you with open arms. Flippin Ar..wipe.
Please Neo-Zimbabwe.
You looks soo much better wivvout the “glow” , sweetheart x .
http://www.londonlee.com/chipshop/chippics/noel.jpg
It is actually rather tragic at how the once great labour party has, by the poisonous venal actions of bliar and brown, been reduced to a rabble of bandwagon jumping junkies looking for media opportunities from uk disasters much like those insurance/legal folks looking for work in our A & E centres.
Ah! The old Labour Party, at least you could have a decent row with them, and it would all end in friendly terms and pints all round, I really do not understand what happened to those old ‘Working Class’ types. They were certainly nothing like the ideologues that run that party now. Mind you I have been out of the Country for over Thirty years, and have dealth more with Communism!
Labour, the party of the nationalised, male-dominated, mass-unionised, ‘working class’. A ‘working class’ composed of dock-workers, ship-builders, steel-workers, miners etc etc.
Replaced by a Labour party, the party of the nationalised, female-dominated, mass-unionised ‘working class’. A ‘working calss’ composed of NHS-workers, teachers, council workers etc etc.
Nothing has changed except the gender of the fuckers we have to subsidise in their ‘key-workery’ lifestyle.
Have to agree, the Banks are new British Rail, British Leyland, as long as the Socialist have nothing left to Nationalise.
Why did Labour make European Law more important than British law?
And why did Her Majesty the Queen agree?
I think she does as she’s told.
Maybe if she didn’t when it came to treasons fifth column marxists and blew the whistle on the whole shower of shit the public would have a greater respect for her.
Cos’ HMQ has no power to veto any laws that her Government pass…she can only advise;warn and has the right to be consulted.The only option would be for her to abdicate in extreme circumstances which would of course be exactlt to Labour and EU likng
Oops
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/comment/8768580/Its-all-right-now…-a-Kinnock-has-won-at-last.html
Disqus is shit an so is The Storygraph. Fuck all those wot sail in either boat .
E x .
So you post on P.Bet? I post on there and do not subscribe to Discus, I thought we were encouraged to throw those at school!
Wot the fuck is P.Bet , darlin ???
E x .
Political Betting.com darlin, allegedly you have to sign into discus just now to comment on there. That is the only reason, that I thought you were mentioning discus. Do apolgise darlin, really do not want to invade your space.
LOL !!
No one invades my space .
My raisin de etre is to invade your space .
Love E x .
Unfortunately, we are slaves to their output.
Sorry, whose output? I am certainly not a slave to any output.
I knows which buttons to press .
It’s like danglin fishfood in front of the cat , babes x .
E x .
My nerves are certaily on reserve now, what utter, utter dross.
That was actually referring to the Kinnock thing, how dreadul, what an awful family. Shit seems to rise to the top, my goodness they are worse than the old Aristcracy, at least they cared about the Country, these people just care about Power. Dreadful, dreadful people.
Shut up. Derek Draper is mint, yeah. So jog on.
Yeah! Jog on Draper you pathetic tit!
We must bomb Iran!
Generally speaking, I’m in favour of recycling but a lot of the of the sh*t that is recycled in our political world is just plain depressing.
Last !
Why are socialists so illiterate?
B*llocks!
I wrote a f*cking book!
And Prezza writes a blog!
Read my book yet?
It just came naturally to me, – me a Noo (Progressive) LieBore genius!
It’s my legacy, and Noo (Progressive) Boring Liars will soon return to power with me as their Leader!
I saved the world you know!
dolly comeback! guido why dont you just gut this fucker once and forever.
Calm down dear and get to fuckin bed!
Ever noticed how many Socialists are gingers? perhaps there is a flawed gene or a flaw in the DNA? – this seems to be a step in the right direction.
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/europe/denmark/8768598/Sperm-bank-turns-down-redheads.html
Name Ten.
so the trial 9of Ian Tomlinson’s killer has been put back until october 2012
http://www.guardian.co.uk/uk/2011/sep/16/ian-tomlinson-death-police-trial
three and a half years after the incident!!
funny how it only took two days to convict thr rioters???
there is no justice in the uk – the elites are bastards
Still a way to go to catch up with Hunt.
Get a fucking grip you twat.
Do you think Derek Draper washes regularly ?
From his appearance I would say ‘no’.
He certainly doesn’t like shaving, that is obvious.
He clearly never washes his hair, how else could you get that ‘Castrol’ look he has as his hair glints of grease under the studio lighting. And on most occasions when he appears in public, too.
I wonder if he changes his underwear regularly ?
I somehow don’t think so (unless once a week is ‘regular’).
Probably shirts last for a few days too.
What kind of woman could sleep with a man like that ?
Even his wife says he’s a slob. I used to respect that woman.
For once, Moron was right, it says a lot about Kate Garraway-Seed.
@jh. Fair enough. But the useless bint is not sponging off me. Neither is the hoon Draper and that cigarethe smoking wife of his!