September 15th, 2011

Original “Pilgrim” Forced Back To Front Line Services Work

St George’s Hospital in Tooting is under new management and it seems that they have begun to clear out the rot. Jane Pilgrim, the “nurse” who was paid a full-time salary not to nurse, but to work full-time campaigning against the government, has been taken off her full-time duties for Unison and returned to the job we pay her to do – looking after patients:

From: Jane Pilgrim
Sent: 15 September 2011 ██:██
To: ███████████████████████
Subject: Out of Office AutoReply: on-call

I will not see Emails today until 4PM AS I am clinical.

Urgent calls
07██████████
UNISON 1███

Have a Good Day

Thanks

Jane

Fittingly this small but not insignificant victory comes during the week of TUC conference. Guido hears our old friend Jane was none to happy about the move. Jane can go back to work safe in the knowledge her precedent has possibly ruined her movement’s subsidised fun and games at taxpayers’ expense. Her case has directly lead to the issue of taxpayer funded union officials, or “Pilgrims” as they have come to be known, shooting up the agenda. Guido hears from the more switched on ministers that the days of unproductive Pilgrims are numbered. The government is reviewing the £86 million loophole that pays for the union’s organisational infrastructure, allowing them to save the money raised by member subscriptions for more important things. Like keeping the Labour Party solvent…

You can read the whole saga here. We’re celebrating that this blog has helped to increase public sector productivity…


237 Comments

  1. 1
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    Result!!!!

    Well done Guido!!!! :-)

  2. 2
    les says:

    The thought of her actually “nursing” makes me feel sick!

  3. 3
    Senator Bloodn' Gore, says:

    Not so certain this will improve productivity, she may be a good union troublemaker who is to say that she can nurse? The two would seem to be diametrically opposed. Why not just get rid of them all?

  4. 4
    Tuscan Tony says:

    “Clinical”? Postal, surely.

  5. 5
    Dazza says:

    I concur! Well done.

  6. 6
    Lomax says:

    Excellent – well done!

  7. 7
    Nolo servile capistrum says:

    Pity the poor patients who end up with her looking after them. Congrats to Guido however.

  8. 8
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    Guido

    someone posted on thread below that Derek Draper will be a labour conference and might be getting involved with Labour Part again.

  9. 9
    Mike Litorus says:

    Clinically fucking ugly.

    Well done chaps!

  10. 10
    the last quango in paris says:

    Well done Guido!

    Mind you if I saw her out of practice hands coming of me i’d likely have a heart attact – will have to remove my blue rosette before i’m admitted!

  11. 11
    Lady Virginia Droit de Seigneur says:

    Productivity is the amount of work done by each worker. Even with the lamentably low productivity in the public sector – adding a lazy belligerent bitch like Pilgrim is not going to increase productivity of the workforce as a whole.

  12. 12
    Ha hah! says:

    Guido, you’re my bloody hero.

  13. 13
    Albert Hall says:

    That’ll teach the silly woman to open mouth before engaging brain. Nice one Guido.

  14. 14
    Dave buggered up my health bill says:

    Very well done Guido!!

  15. 15
    Lady Virginia Droit de Seigneur says:

    Forgot to say that on her first day back doing some real work I hope she has to clean up a curry loving patient with amoebic dysentery.

  16. 16
    Honest Taxpayer says:

    there should be NOT ONE tax payer funded trade union official

    NOT ONE

  17. 17
    Gordon Brown says:

    “Nurse! Nurse! I’ve done another one. Nurse! Nur…oh…not you! The real nurse…I’m frightened.”

  18. 18
    Honest Taxpayer says:

    Just look at her face FFS

  19. 19
    Anonymous says:

    I don’t think its that simple; without any change in law she will be doing the same as before.

  20. 20
    Jack says:

    Even Y fronts would be afraid meeting her in a dark alley

  21. 21
    Nostradamus says:

    I give it a fortnight at most before she gets herself signed off on the long term sick with one of those illnesses that is so prevalent amongst public sector, like “stress” or “seasonal affective disorder,” and goes back to troughing off the taxpayer for doing absolutely nothing.

  22. 22
    I don't beleieve it says:

    Are you the house janitor or something? Do you have a home to go to? What kind of a sad loser are you? For chrissakes why do you waste your life hanging around to post first on this blog? Do you have to pee into a bottle at the side of you pc in order to achieve this? Jeez – sad sad sad.

  23. 23
    Jac says:

    What is the Cooalition doing about banning tax funded trate union officials ?

    There should be outlawed

  24. 24
    ffs says:

    “old friend Jane was none to happy about”

    “old friend Jane was none too happy about”

  25. 25
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    Labour MPs?

  26. 26
    Jac says:

    otherwise

    Why not have tax payer funded Imams? Rabbis ? Druids ? Self-appointed Looney Tunes ?

  27. 27
    David R says:

    Interesting that she sees the “Urgent” part of her job as contacting unison?

  28. 28
    john in cheshire says:

    I trust that she gets her backlog of bedpans to handle. The we can debate which stinks most.

  29. 29
    smoggie says:

    is not going to increase productivity of the workforce as a whole

    not unless you kit her out with an ice-hockey mask and a bull-whip.

  30. 30
    George Osborne says:

    Louise

  31. 31
    Call me Dave - eco loon and trougher, keeping it in the family says:

    We already have them.

    And I don’t care!

  32. 32
    Poor Bloody Taxpayer says:

    My thoughts exactly. I would hate to find that boot-faced harridan by my bedside.

  33. 33
    Report this! says:

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  34. 34
    Blah says:

    Well, I guess after the Huhne failure you *could* call this a victory… I guess the bar’s been lowered a bit.

  35. 35
    Anonymous says:

    but woulld you want her looking after you she’s probably not done any work for so long she’s more of a liability

  36. 36
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    No chance, i go private.

  37. 37
    David Laws Lib Dem fiddler says:

    What about the 370,000 households where no family member has ever worked since the age of 16yrs. What are the socialist liberals doing about these people? They spoke out this week about unacceptable levels of unemployment so why not start by explaining why they let this situation arise and why the number rose from 170,000 to 370,000 under Liebour. Doing something about this is likely to save the UK taxpayer far more money than getting rid of the 50p tax rate. Come on Cable, you gob off about squeezing middle to pay more tax what are you doing about welfare lifers??????? Clegg claims we won’t notice an increase in some of our taxes- he might not because he is a millionaire and we paid for his second house and the official country house he shares with Hague. Clegg does not even like the British culture and prefers the German Nazi to this. So instead of keep scrounging from us, why does he not clear off to Germany or Spain??

    Guido, about time you told us where Clegg’s kids go to school. Is it the Oratory or the local sceptic pit?? I want to know if he sends his children to a faith school when he is an atheist or agnostic at best. Someone must know.

  38. 38
    Victoria Sponge :Φ) says:

    Nice one Guido!

  39. 39
    Anonymous says:

    only just discovered this site, but love it. love the way it makes me go grrrrr. bring them down one by one

  40. 40
    Polly t says:

    This makes my vagina itchy

  41. 41
    AC1 says:

    harried past participle, past tense of har·ry (Verb)
    1. Persistently carry out attacks on.
    2. Persistently harass

  42. 42
    AC1 says:

    How about fecklessness benefit…

    You get healthy vegetarian food delivered and a few bus tickets..

  43. 43
    Jimmy says:

    Perhaps you could suggest a law which prevents unions from making any donation other than from a designated political fund approved periodically by the members.

  44. 44
    Tuscan Tony says:

    *claps*

  45. 45
    Archer Karcher says:

    Fuck the Pali’s, and their bullshit ‘nation’.

  46. 46
    MrAngry61 says:

    Good news – also for Pilgrim herself, who will lose whatever nursing skills that she still has without practice.

    The sooner that ALL Pilgrims are returned to full time work the better – with millions unemployed, there must be similarly qualified staff who just want to work.

  47. 47
    Four-eyed English Genius says:

    I would not want her coming after me with an enema syringe!

  48. 48
    AC1 says:

    please Derek D Raper The Rapist.

  49. 49
    ffs says:

    Can’t you get cun’t itch cream in Tuscany? FFS you must still be there; banging them out and working from home?

  50. 50
    Crikey says:

    I am sure that with Jane and others wanting to preserve services so much she will be delighted to get back to her tax payer funded job of actually nursing. Real hands on stuff at last Jane, eh?

  51. 51
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    Labour mps do cause a slight problem with that theory.

  52. 52
    Tuscan Tony says:

    You’ll need at least 50 clear hours a week in your diary if you plan to spellcheck Neo-Guido. Bless.

  53. 53
    AC1 says:

    I Bet Lord Nurse Chief Goracle of the Royal society is on the taxpayer teat.

  54. 54
    AC1 says:

    That was grammar checking.

  55. 55
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    and thats before it goes to pixel….

  56. 56
    Pam says:

    I feel sorry for the patients.

  57. 57
    AC1 says:

    Guido’s not a “faith no more” fan…

  58. 58
    Johann Hari (for it is he) says:

    Thank goodness for that! I thought it was due to my disease-ridden spunk.

    *breathes sigh of relief*

  59. 59
    BillyBob... says:

    Why is it that nurses these days are morbidly obese and/or pigs in knickers ??

  60. 60
    George Osborne says:

    I feel her pain. Nurse Pilgrim can give me a bed bath any time.

  61. 61
    Ah! Monika says:

    Welcome. Get yourself a Moniker

  62. 62
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    Guido Fawkes was overheard referring to Diane Abbott as:

    “An un****able lard arse”.

  63. 63
    Anonymous says:

    Would you please not stop commenting? It is extremely annoying. Go outside, the sun does not burn.

  64. 64
    Pain Pilgrim says:

    That’s not fair! I am assigned to wipe Brown’s arsehole now!

  65. 65
    Ah! Monika says:

    Nurses, Bedpans? Not a Stepping Hill. Just dodgy saline drips

  66. 66
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    Leave Ed Balls alone!

  67. 67
    Ah! Monika says:

    SAD but true

  68. 68
    Gordon says:

    Nurse I need the potty.

  69. 69
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    Your comment does not make sense, but then that is what i expect from you.

  70. 70
    Andrew Efiong says:

    Nice one Guido.

    I feel very strongly about this subject, there are a lot of votes in making these people work instead of shirk.

  71. 71
    Pilgrim says:

    You haven’t fill that one yet.

  72. 72
    Voice of reason says:

    As I understand matters, nurses have to do a minimum stint on the wards every year to keep their registration valid.

    She might just be doing her annual “keep your hand in” (!) effort. :-(

  73. 73
    Anonymous says:

    What about lifting the stone on our local authorities? They’ve got way above themselves in the services they think they should provide. Stick to repairing the roads and emptying the bins etc FFS, and we might get a better service in these areas. Socialism is a mental disease resulting in jobsworths and busybodies interfering in other peoples lives to everybody’s detriment.

  74. 74
    AC1 says:

    No unionisation for extortion funded workers.

  75. 75
    Guido doesn't care about Billy says:

    Suck, guzzle

  76. 76
    Guido doesn't care about Billy says:

    Nure Pilgrim = Kathy Bates (Misery).

  77. 77
    joescotus says:

    another filthy workshy socialist cuunnnt gets to revisit reallty

  78. 78
    Ah! Monika says:

    Billy, I was going to post exactly that a few days ago. Don’t know the answer unless they are mimicking the majority of patients.

    I can only put it down to boredom and vending machines

  79. 79
    spelling bee says:

    Bowden, you’ve got fucking cheek.

  80. 80
    Ah! Monika says:

    Who’s the other?

  81. 81
    WVM says:

    He has a point.

  82. 82
    Anonymous says:

    It’s little wonder you’ve gone gay Billy.

  83. 83
    WVM says:

    I reckon there’s more than two of ‘em.

  84. 84
    Peter Grimes says:

    God help the patients though!

  85. 85

    Now don’t spoil it.

  86. 86
    Ah! Monika says:

    BREAKING:

    Nurse Pilgrim has been lost in hospital corridors for 4 hours.

  87. 87
    BillyBob... says:

    Do they have pie shops in hospitals ??

  88. 88
    BillyBob... says:

    hahahahahahaha……… no, I look abroad for my blart, a preference for the slim, petite and slightly brown puki pie does me just fine !!

  89. 89
    Voice of Reason says:

    What really gets me is the way the union bosses on well over £100,000 pa state with glee that the public sector strikes will be the biggest yet. They get a perverse pleasure out of their power to screw up the country while remaining happily well paid themselves.

  90. 90
    The Observer says:

    P45 is called for in her case.

  91. 91
    fartinatrance says:

    Now that we have made a start getting HMG to stop paying for union reps when can we expect them to stop paying for ‘Diversity’ reps and just treat everyone as equals

    http://www.civilservice.gov.uk/my-civil-service/networks/diversity/champions/dcn-development.aspx

  92. 92
    So sorry days says:

    I feel sorry for whoever she touches – please G*d it’s not me!

  93. 93
    Union City Boues says:

    Don’t celebrate too soon. It is unlikely the Tories will retain power (though God help us all) and when LieBore scrape back in they will, of course, restore all Pilgrims as it helps the cause.

  94. 94
    scrubs says:

    A good selection of Ginsters pies and, ‘all day breakfast/egg and bacon deep fill’ sandwiches.

  95. 95
    Italy calling, Italy calling says:

    Mnsgr. Bellyscone might well be looking for a nurse . . to help comfort him in his ongoing troubles.

  96. 96
    Gordon Brown says:

    He attending me as my personal therapist and clownsellor.

    I need all the help I can get.

  97. 97
    Anatomist says:

    You think there’s a brain there?

  98. 98
    My Lord PrizeClot of BellyBlob says:

    Pies . . ? someone said pies . . . ? . . I like a good filling mind!

  99. 99
    Lord Mangledbum says:

    My throat and arse have been very itchy the last few days.

  100. 100
    Theydon Lykitt-Upham says:

    That’ll be a fist.

  101. 101
    genghiz the kahn says:

    Nah. a Walther P99, a 9mm solution.

  102. 102
    Billy Blowhard says:

    Hang the fuckers!

  103. 103
    Anonymous says:

    I will not see Emails today until 4PM AS I am clinically depressed that I know have to work for a living like everyone else…………… Boo Hoooooo…..

  104. 104
    Jimmy says:

    By “new management” presumably you mean this chap?

    http://www.guardian.co.uk/society/2005/oct/06/health.uknews1

  105. 105
    Anonymous says:

    But I disagree….. She’s well versed in using leeches as treatment

  106. 106
    Anonymous says:

    What about that ex chief constable who is currently head of ACPO and kitting himself out in his own uniform with made up cap badge ? Who is paying his wages? He is not working for any Police force in the Country and ACPO are a private organisation. That makes him a pilgrim as well !

  107. 107
    A stupid social Worker says:

    Correct, going back to work has many issues associated with it and people need support. Its not as easy as you think.

  108. 108
    EU says:

    Attention! Attention!

    Anyone looking dark ‘n’ dodgy is not to be stopped and questioned. It will constitute an infringement of their human rights.

    All white people will have to pay a fine of £100 every time the Security Services, to whom they pay taxes, stop any non-white person.

    Polly Toynbee and Johann agree with the EU.

    Attention! Attention!

  109. 109
    say what you see says:

    Well, you have a clear choice then. Either revolution now or later.

    The former is preferable, less bloodshed too.

  110. 110
    Koba says:

    I suppose that she has been out of practice so long that she is only competent to clean out bed pans now.

  111. 111
    Peter Phain says:

    I am so happy that there is a possible loss of life in my manor. I can get my PermaTanned(tm) face on the news again.

    Phew, after the Cons did so well at the general election I thought my career was in tatters.

  112. 112
    Stephen "stud" Kinnock says:

    I’d bang her! Phwoah! That alright dad?

  113. 113
    Guido's mammy says:

    FFS fatboy, no fucking mention of that queer hoor Kinnock. I thought he’d be right up your street, so to speak.

  114. 114
    Nurse...hmmmmmm says:

    Marion Ritchie, Unison Northern Ireland.
    Send her an email if you would please, Guido….

  115. 115
    Spice 'n' nice Girl says:

    Gweedo’s paymasters won’t like that comment at all!

    Girl Power!

  116. 116
    David Rose says:

    “And so that night I became a pimp. I listened through the door to Enrique’s
    ass being ripped open — the guy was big and aggressive”

  117. 117
    Gordon Brown says:

    Tonight I will be a little potty.

  118. 118
    Dom not-so-fucking Joly says:

    Next fucking g o y who calls me a talentless, humourless c’unt, who only got his position because he’s kosher, gets shopped to the Filth and a two year stretch from a tribe judge.

  119. 119
    manly boyo from the valleys - definitely not in a sham marriage says:

    Guido, can I suck your cock? Like last week?

  120. 120
    Pickled Wizard says:

    +1+1+1

  121. 121
    Prescott's chipolata says:

    I agree. Your constant presence demeans the blog.

  122. 122
    Pickled Wizard says:

    I can just imagine kinnock jnr singing ‘Theres a welcome from my jillside ‘… etc

  123. 123
    AC1 says:

    The whole point of “diversity” scammers is to discriminate against white straight males.

  124. 124
    Peter Thomas says:

    Good result, Guido re Pilgrims. More power to your elbow. Well done!

  125. 125
    Handycock ( Teen Fondler) says:

    If there is, I will f*ck it. Does she have any grandaughters?

  126. 126
    Well done Guido!! says:

    Congratulations Guido – you are a Star in an otherwise insipid, mendacious, and dreary firmament!

    Lots more work to do though!

  127. 127
    Jethro The Ironian says:

    “Nurses, Bedpans?”
    We’re Graduates now, you know: mini-doctors. We don’t do stuff like that! We’re here to sit at the Nurses’ Station ignoring bells and red lights, occasionally, just occasionally, letting Patients know who’s in charge by snarling at them for wanting a bed-pan or getting food, drink, or medicine. If it’s night-duty we’re on, we’ll make it as horrible for them as it is for us: why should they have the lights dimmed or off? Why shouldn’t we sit at the Nurses’ Station all night loudly talking, on our Mobiles, playing Computer Games? We’re ‘Nursing 2000′ people, King’s Fund.

  128. 128
    The Rime of the Ancient Mariner - or YOUR NHS! Modern! Efficient! Timely! blah blah blah says:

    . . . was not fit

    to shovel shit

    from one hole to another . . .

  129. 129
    Jabba the Cat says:

    Lol…a sentiment shared by many a taxpayer.

  130. 130
    TONY BENN'S WILL says:

    WHERE DID HIS £103,000 DONATION COME FROM?

    i r a

    gADAFFI

    COULD BE ANYONE ” I don’t know where it came from ” says Peter

    Who’s name was on the cheque or did it come in a carrier bag full of cash
    Why didn’t you go to the police and say someone is trying to bribe me ?
    Oh so many questions,I must check how much I pay the BBC, Oh yes £145.00 and I think that includes journalism,which involves asking questions.
    A man prepared to accept money from anyone,that must be a man of principal then

  131. 131
    Harriets Rabbit says:

    Nice one Guido!!!

    An eight man patrol where moving north of Fallujah when they came upon an Iraqi insurgent, badly injured and unconscious

    On the opposite side of the road was a British soldier in a similar but less serious state. The soldier was conscious and alert and as first aid was given to both men, the platoon commander asked the injured soldier what had happened.

    The soldier reported, “I was moving north along the MSR here, and coming south was a heavily armed insurgent. We saw each other and both took cover in the ditches along the road.

    I yelled to him that Saddam Hussein was a miserable, lowlife scum bag who got what he deserved, and he yelled back that Gordon Brown is a fat, good-for-nothing, left wing half-blind Jock, and Lord Mandelson is a cross-dressing idiot.

    So I said that Osama Bin Laden dresses and acts like a frigid, mean-spirited lesbian.

    He retaliated by yelling, “Oh yeah? Well, so does Harriet Harman!”

    “And, there we were, in the middle of the road, shaking hands, when the bus hit us.”

  132. 132
    BrownDoff says:

    Nice one Guido. Whilst working in the NHS, I came across many of these “staff-side” pond scum. The only denominators for them were fat and fuckin useless. You can’t even sack ‘em unless they actually kill someone, and then only just…

  133. 133
    Lord Flashman says:

    “the job we pay her to do” Guido, when did you register in the UK for Tax? Perhaps you have moved in at Dale Farm? In which case any chance of getting my drive done?

    Frankly never heard of the woman but then again neither have I heard of any of the special advisors who are also paid for by UK Tax Payers to campaign for the Government. I wonder who costs us more?

  134. 134
    Flashman says:

    After all those years of keeping the red flag flying there, Nurse Pilgrim will probably be out of touch with clinical practice.

    Methinks the new management should insist that she [and others like her] engage with an onerous trudge through the Jungle of Retraining – at an entry level remuneration rate until requal’ed naturally.

  135. 135
    Ewanme says:

    This is for Billy Bowden . Thanks for all the words , darlin x .

    http://www.koinup.com/Ewanme_Botha/work/387931/401505/formats/8/

    Love ya .

    E xxx .

  136. 136
    Greychatter says:

    If the government have the guts to stop all “Union Pilgrims” being subsidized by the Taxpayer and bring in legislation to ensure that any Union strike ballot is legal if more than 50% of the membership vote, Democracy could be better balanced.
    But with millstone of the Lib/Dems round the Tories neck who knows what the future of Britain’s younger generations will be.

  137. 137
    Pilgrim Father says:

    Worabaht t’union modernisation fund, lad?

  138. 138
    Pilgrim Father says:

    Eee lad. Dunt fergit t’union modernisation fund!

  139. 139
    Prisoner Fletch says:

    Better still why don’t you just NAFF OFF & take all of your ZanuLieLabor Shirt Lifters & nancy boys with you. Go make your own very large daisey chain inside the padded cell you have been given, there you can play all day favorite game, a large one up the a*se, commando style.

  140. 140
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    Thanks, Ewaname. Insanity is no bar to posting on here. Keep them coming :)

  141. 141
    nell says:

    £86milion?! How many pilgrims is that exactly? and is that only in the NHS?

    Does that mean there are even more £millions and more pilgrims in other public sectors like health and local government? I suspect it does.

    All I can say is Well Done Guido but Keep Going. There’s a lot more work to do yet to get rid of all of gordon’s nonjobs!!!

  142. 142
    nell says:

    education not health!

  143. 143
    nell says:

    union modernisation fund?

    Don’t you mean “bobcrow’s 5star, live-it-up, champagne socialist fund”?!!

    Or to put it another way ‘how to live the life of riley on members subs whilst your union members are on strike and struggling to find money for food and a roof over their heads’!

  144. 144
    Bobby Mugabe says:

    Good work Guido. We have Pilgrims at the QUANGO I work for.
    I was orchestrating a plot to undermine our Prospect union representitives who fuck about at the taxpayers expense.

    My plot was stopped in it’s tracks when our closure was announced by the coalition.

  145. 145
    Ted says:

    The Liberal millstone is their because the useless Tories decided to pick as their leader an incompetent Etonian tosser named David Cameron. Despite having the worst Labour Government ever with a leader who was mentally ill he managed to blow an open goal General Election. So now we have this cobbled together half arsed mess. Cameron is really just a modern day Ted Heath and as he gets older and piles on the pounds they are even beginning to look similar. Just like Heath Cameron is perfectly willing to sell out and betray his country showing just what a slimy chiselling little crook he truly is.

  146. 146
    Primrose Hill Marxist says:

    From: J G Brown
    Sent: 11 May 2010
    To: ███████████████████████
    Subject: Out of Office AutoReply

    I will not be seen from today AS I am clinical

    Urgent calls
    07██████████
    (mobile might not be functional)

    Have a Gord Day

    Thanks

  147. 147
    Log Cabin Nutter says:

    What really, really pisses me of is that these wankers whose wages we pay, have somehow finangled their situation so as to be able to FINE us for lines they themselves choose to draw in the sand. Not only themselves but also the contractors whom they corruptly employ – no doubt after the appropriate palms have been crossed with silver – and who get so cocky at being so in thick with their employer they add insult to injury by their high handed treatment of us punters.

    This week in Wellington (Yea OK I’m in New Zealand but we have identical situations in this regard) some contractor employed to collect rubbish by the local council left the following message for a householder who put a few more bottles that he deemed acceptable in a recycling bin: “to many bottles dick”

    I’d ‘av punched his f*ckin’ lights out. But perhaps that would have sent the wrong signals.

  148. 148
    The Chairman of BBC (Dis)Trust says:

    Since I was annointed in April as the new chairman, I have been extremely busy gorging myself 24/7 on the licence payers supplied money teat for my large renumeration package plus tax free expenses, ooops sorry I mean the peasants have freely given generious donations of course, they have no choice. I will ensure during my tenure @ the BBC we will carry on with our full left wing biased objectives, as defined by our inhouse publications Guardian, Observer & Indey plus others.

  149. 149
    Log Cabin Nutter says:

    …….CROSSING lines….

  150. 150
    laughing hangman says:

    Nurse Ratchett more like !!

  151. 151
    Windy Miller says:

    So the horrible fuck will go back to ‘real’ work – then go ‘sick’ – then get long term ‘sick’ – then get ‘paid off’ – then get yooyun ‘consulting’ post – then get back the ‘elf service – then fuck US all up again.

    And when LieBore is back in power – very soon now if CMD doesn’t f*ing well do something meaningful soon, we’re back where we started.

    I’m miserable and depressed.

    Pass the Derek Draper, – short for Double Doubles!

  152. 152
    Polly says:

    as advised i sent out for some c*nt cream, and it works lovely jubbly but I don’t know whether it works on areshloes

  153. 153
    White straight male says:

    But that puts me in a ‘Minority’ – can I get a grant? and special status?

  154. 154
    MrAngry61 says:

    £103K? He’s certainly a man with principal. But obviously not one of principle.

  155. 155
    MrAngry61 says:

    He certainly seems prepared to compromise every ‘Tory principle’ that he ever professed to hold.

  156. 156
    YorkshireLad says:

    Just imagine it…having to WORK for living. What a bummer!

  157. 157
    Lord Windbag says:

    Well awright, well awright.

    There’ll be a warm welcome in my valley tonight boyo.

  158. 158
    Anonymous says:

    Watching QT.

    Public Sector workers still believe in the myth that they contribute to the UK economy. Their wages (and the tax they pay) has been taken out from the economy already by tax on the private sector.

    I also have no memory of the public sector creating a fuss and threating strikes when Gordon Brown wrecked private sector pensions.

  159. 159
    joescotus says:

    son in law took me to check out car purchase today vendor operating from one of the industrial shitholes in east end of glasgow about 8 to 10 african &asian lads selling cars i suppose ill have to get used to this uummm iwas going ask for his tax code am i a silly billy or what?

  160. 160
    Lord Mangledbum says:

    A poof in Wales is someone who prefers women to sheep.

  161. 161
    Ah! Monika says:

    So somebody still watches QT??

  162. 162
    Ah! Monika says:

    Thatcher would not have allowed this lot into The Cabinet Room, even to empty the waste paper buckets.

    Wets!! They’re bloody soaking

  163. 163
    Liebour's Reign of Terror, 1997-2010 says:

    Over a million public sector ‘jobs’ were invented under the B£iar/Brown tyranny. All those outreach co-ordinators are absolutely essential.

  164. 164
    joescotus says:

    settled down watch question time (dont shout at me,i know!) dumbarse dimbbers intoduces sec. of state ni ,sien fein bint, dianne abbo…telly off ..goodnight!

  165. 165
    Dianne Fatbott says:

    All of my supporters watch it !!! I have a huge fan base…….

  166. 166
    Ah! Monika says:

    Angela Eagle ….what is she for?

  167. 167
    Splooge says:

    It’s the patients I feel sorry for

    I bet the poor sods will have a whip round to get her back off the wards

  168. 168
    Billy Kicks Arse says:

    Billy Rooooolzs!!

  169. 169
    Billy Kicks Arse says:

    Anony, you are a prat

    get a life

  170. 170
    Splooge says:

    nurses don’t wipe arses or clean up shit anymore

    auxiliaries and agency staff do all the icky jobs

    nurses wear bibs saying “fuck off, i’m busy”, hand out drugs and fill in forms

    They do however get pissed a lot

  171. 171
    Splooge says:

    *chortle*

  172. 172
    Splooge says:

    Yup, glass houses, Billy

    Wii luvs ya, butt yoo carnt spel fore shit

  173. 173
    Lobster Throttler says:

    How is that abbot bitch allowed to stand on her head and talk through her arse, what a fucking thick bitch, and why is her autocue on the ceiling?

  174. 174
    MrAngry61 says:

    How so? Labour MPs are paid to do whatever they do for their constituents. Pilgrims are paid NOT to do whatever they used to do for the public – they now serve the unions.

  175. 175
    thick says:

    That IRA woman was thick as pigshit

  176. 176
  177. 177
    Bogeyman says:

    Look at her email. “I will not see Emails today until 4PM AS I am clinical.”

    Just about says it all. Not a thing about tiresome stuff like duty and patients. Just “I am clinical”.

    Can you imagine Florence Nightingale saying she cannot deal with anyone because she is going clinical today? Makes me fucking sick, I tell you.

    Union lackey she may be, but her stroppy attitude and ice-cold management jargon rubs off on other nurses. Which is why many of them are just as bad (though not all as ugly).

  178. 178
    A Nosey Parker says:

    She has very strange nostrils

  179. 179
    EHRC says:

    No fuck off!

  180. 180
    Trevor Phillips says:

    Your missing the whole point you think c’unt!

  181. 181
    Trevor Phillips says:

    See you in court!

  182. 182
    Trevor Phillips says:

    See you in court

  183. 183
    Lobster Throttler says:

    You must be in Manchester.

  184. 184
    BBC says:

    If the Euro fails and Germany and France have two different currencies a resurgence in nationalism will mean war between these two counties within years!

    You either support further integration and the Euro or your a fucking NAZI okay!

  185. 185
    Herman van Rompuy says:

    Of course, because between 1945 & 1973 France & Germany were at each other’s throats constantly. If it weren’t for the European Union and the Euro we’d of had world war 3 and we’d all be dead as dodos and reeking of radiation.

    Hail the new generation!

  186. 186
    Herman van Rompuy says:

    Oh do fuck off!

  187. 187
    Joe Brand says:

    Surely you mean you have a ‘huge fat base’ Dianne?

  188. 188
    HandyPara says:

    It’s Sieg Heil from me, then!

  189. 189
    Yippe! The Euro's dead, long live common sense says:

  190. 190
    Yippe! The Euro's dead, long live common sense says:

  191. 191
    Silly idea to start with says:

    And me too, hail Hitler and all that bollocks!

  192. 192
    G Chawsa says:

    Ah! That’s ‘The Fiddler’s Tale’ from A Pilgrim’s Progress I think.

  193. 193
    albacore says:

    “Guido hears from the more switched on ministers that the days of unproductive Pilgrims’ are numbered.”
    Switched on? You can still switch on your old analogue television but all you’ll get is noise; and the miracle of digital TV is a wonder to behold.
    Never mind all that pouring of taxpayers’ money down union drains, these Pilgrims are scarce clinical resources that the NHS can ill afford to squander.
    Presumably, with oratorical skills enough to whip up the brothers, they’re even capable of basic communication with the patients, too.

    http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/health-14921313

  194. 194
    50 Calibre says:

    Those in authority who allowed this situation to develop and flourish should be rooted out and summarily dismissed for gross misconduct.

    It probably won’t happen because government is basically gutless, but it should.

  195. 195
    Marmite says:

    Anonymong, seek medical help, you miserable b@stard.

  196. 196
    50 Calibre says:

    More cheek than a pig’s arse!

    Umpire Bowden should start his own blog instead of poncing on this one.

  197. 197
    Marmite says:

    Nice one 129! :)

  198. 198
    Marmite says:

    Agree whole-heartedly no. 16.

    By the way, well done Guido.

  199. 199
    The Piss Soaked Tramp Formally Known As TAT! says:

    Lets hope we finally kill them fucking German twats off once and for all.

  200. 200
    Marmite says:

    *applause*

  201. 201
    The Cabinet Secretary says:

    ACPO is financed by the taxpayer like all the other police organisations.

  202. 202
    Lady Virginia Droit de Seigneur says:

    I thought a pulse was the determining factor for you not a brain.

  203. 203
    They don't like it up 'em Capt Mainwaring,Sir !! says:

    But…neither of them can afford it

    Incidentally do the German actually HAVE an army ? Cos’ they don’t seem to do much fighting anywhere so I may have overlooked them ……..although I seem to remember they had rather smart uniforms and shiny jackboots in WW2 so much more suited for swaggering than our own “roughly clad” boys !!

  204. 204
    Rufus T. Firefly says:

    I’m sorry to say that he abides by the old Errol Flynn maxim
    “If it moves f**k it. If it doen’t move, f**k it till it does.”

  205. 205
    Rufus T. Firefly says:

    It must do if it works for you.

  206. 206
    Rufus T. Firefly says:

    A pretty accurate description in my opinion.

  207. 207
    Rufus T. Firefly says:

    Actually white. heterosexual, Christian males form the largest oppressed group in the UK, this of course all down to the stirling efforts of that nice Mr Bliar and NuLiebor

  208. 208
    Rufus T. Firefly says:

    No, lets have a proper revolution And when successful follow the lead of nice Comrade Lenin and put all enemies of the people ( Socialist, Pilgrims, trade union leaders et al ) up against the wall and shoot the bloody lot of them.

  209. 209
    Paul says:

    Is this for real ?

    Mrs is a nurse. AFAIK you cannot just ‘go back’ to nursing.

    If you have been doing something else for long enough, you have to do refresher courses – not unreasonably, if ratface has been ‘working’ for the Unions for five years or whatever her clinical skills are likely to be substandard.

  210. 210
    Rufus T. Firefly says:

    Just say it out loud. “I have a huge fat a**e” You know it makes sense.

  211. 211
    Terrible But True says:

    Pity any poor sod who this ‘health professional’ gets to practice her trade upon, so ‘lessons can be learned’ that will be ‘resolved’ by further ‘training’ in ‘not ignoring folk who are parched or lying in their own poo’.

  212. 212
    Rufus T. Firefly says:

    Oh goody, we have’nt kicked the s**t out of the Frogs and the Krauts for a long time.

  213. 213
    25 pounder + 10 ton Grand Slam as back-up says:

    Spot on 50!

    Cleanse the stables!

    I can help!

  214. 214
    Southern Softy says:

    And next year, no time off ‘work’ to attend the TUC conference,
    unless they use their own holiday time.

  215. 215
    Terrible But True says:

    ps: Not sure the ‘training’ panacea is working anymore, especially for the guys up the food chain who think that solves all. As Mr. Hari’s employers.

  216. 216
    HappyUK says:

    I’ve gone out with quite a lot of nurses in my time.

    My observation has been some do nursing because it is their true vocation in life, and it shows. Others do it for the money.

  217. 217
    Sir Ian Paisley says:

    Dont stop here get the also public funded Association of Chief Police Officers back doing what we pay them for.

  218. 218
    Hang The Bastards says:

    LAZY PARASITIC WHORE !

  219. 219
    Anonymous says:

    I find that really embarassing, especially as he is always putting his” two
    pennoth” in, in the media !

  220. 220
    Anonymous says:

    A really balanced view based on headlines, prat.

  221. 221
    Great Granddad says:

    Yes. Another Well Done to the de facto parliamentary opposition – Mr. Guido Fawkes!
    Long may he prosper.

  222. 222
    PW says:

    Guido – out of interest, why do you always redact the time on e-mails?

  223. 223
    No2IT says:

    If our Nurse Pilgrim has spent so long doing union paperwork and is now being unleashed back onto the wards, I hope that she will have done some refresher training before she is allowed to carry out duties unsupervised. This is good practice. My daughter, an experienced police officer, is returning to work after maternity leave, and is going through some very detailed training to bring her back up to speed on even basic things such as arrest procedures, prisoner handling and safe driving. What persuades me that the NHS devotes similar resource to people returning to front line duties…………… ?

  224. 224
    IED Dector man says:

    Yep, great news.
    Pilgrim, get on your horse and back to work.

  225. 225
    Pilgrim's Progress says:

    I’ll be back. You think you can keep a good Yoonion member down?

    King Balls and Prince Milipede have promised me…

  226. 226
    Anonymous says:

    I know they receive tax payer money , thats the whole point , they shouldnt as they are a private organisation . The head of ACPO is being paid out of the public purse for being a full time pilgrim. He is not employed by any police force in the country. ACPO should pay his wages themselves.

  227. 227
    Keith Chegwin FRCS says:

    sadly true though

  228. 228
  229. 229

    they were probably substandard when she was last working & wiping an arse doesn’t take much learning

  230. 230

    Ah the old whore/Madonna dichotomy

  231. 231
    SarumSea says:

    Oh dear, hit it right on the head. My memsahib, a 1960s trained SRN thinks so, even more than I do. What about the union modernisation (Liebore support)fund? Time that was closed down too

  232. 232
    SarumSea says:

    Just because she says she is clinical doesn’t mean she is working on a ward. Perhaps she is having her plumbing checked by a colleague.

  233. 233
    SarumSea says:

    You might say that, but my dad was killed by ‘em in 1945, but I’d still rather have a beer with a German than any other European plonker. So there!

  234. 234
    Flashman says:

    You’ve nailed it. Cameron really is Heath reincarnated in all his puffy-faced grey porridge imperfection.

    What is it with these wet Etonians?

  235. 235
    Archie says:

    That fucking Lewis has had a personalty-removal op!

  236. 236
    Mike Pollard says:

    No im a UNITE representative

  237. 237
    Mike Pollard says:

    Yer right because nurses rake it in


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