Exclusive: Johann Hari Mails Back Orwell Prize
We are now hearing, as yet unconfirmed, that Johann Hari has returned his Orwell Prize.
In an envelope.
In the post. UPDATE: Delivered by courier.
With no note.
And no cheque…
The Orwell Prize will not confirm…
UPDATE:
Twenty minutes ago we put this story to Gavin Freeguard of the Media Standards Trust. Asked if Hari had returned the prize he said no.
Hari has admitted the whole thing. The fakery, being “David Rose”, the works. He is going to retrain, apologise and come back in 2012.
Absolute cowardice from the Indy.
UPDATE II: Hari is apparently going to Columbia to study journalism. Pah.
UPDATE III: The Indy says: “The report on his conduct is a private one and will not be published”.
He’ll need the cash to get offside
I’ve sent back me prize, belive me, my life, on my mothers life, swear to god.
You gotta be fuckin sad to of ever heard of this guy.
?
From the Graun:
When the allegations first surfaced the then editor of the paper,
Simon
KelnerWanker, described the plagiarism row as “fabricated anger” and “politically motivated”.Well, if it’s in the Graun, it must be true
i always thought thick as thieves was stalinslav the polish plumber
“So second, I am going to take an unpaid leave of absence from The Independent until 2012, and at my own expense I will be undertaking a programme of c-nt training.
Johann Hari sayes
“I’ve written so many articles over the years laying bare and polemicising against the errors and idiocies of other people. This time, I am writing an article laying bare and polemicising against the errors and idiocies of myself. If you give it out, you have to take it. If you demand high standards of others, you have to be just as damning when you fail to uphold them yourself”.
Billy could learn from this guy.
Can I BLACK UP Guido? Ta.
You’re a Hunt
Guido told you to stop making stupid comments yesterday – please take his advice
What a ©unt
Ha ha ha etc about yesterday – Bowden you are a waste of space
Don’t forget me.
As a troll, Mr Cretin you are a waste of bandwidth. Now do the decent thing and fuck off.
I thought you licked my coments – now you have changered sides – piss on you not the poor
nice try cretin. but that’s not the real Billy
Sick internet ‘troll’ who posted vile messages and videos is jailed for 18 WEEKS
Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2036935/Natasha-MacBryde-death-Facebook-internet-troll-Sean-Duffy-jailed.html#ixzz1Xx5ePcr3
Magistrates heard how the alcoholic, who suffers from Asperger’s Syndrome – a form of autism in which sufferers have difficulties with communication and social interaction – trawled the internet.
The loner, who lives on benefits pleaded guilty to two counts of sending malicious communications. Trolling is an offence under the Malicious Communications Act, which carries a maximum penalty of six months in prison. He left the messages because he wanted attention. ‘He was getting a response and a reaction from doing it. He didn’t understand the far-reaching implications of what he was doing. ’
Tat?
Anybody remember speedo shorts/troonite? Bet it’s him. Used to post the dead baby comments, the sick fucker.
No, tat’s still among us but it could be Troonite/Spaedo Shits
…alcoholic, who suffers from Asperger’s Syndrome – a form of autism in which sufferers have difficulties with communication and social interaction – trawled the internet.
The loner, who lives on benefits
Tat to a tee. Except tat is here tonight trying to bully Billy.
You’re obviously new here. Tat was at the very least in his early 50′s and up to a point politically literate, until he got into slanging matches with other blog users.
….says tat trying to sow confusion
.
yup, him alright
Get a fucking room ffs!
Why, do you wanna watch?
Poor little Tat. You pwomised mummy in Heaven you wouldn’t cwy.
Poor little tat, with your bwoken little mind.
Don’t cwy, cwipple-brain tat. Don’t cwy. You pwomised mummy, didn’t you, tat?
This is a pic of me, look at it and weep you sick fuckers.
http://img.chan4chan.com/img/2010-07-01/1277994178035.jpg
Fuck off !
There has been three of us actually as the time has gone on….
Read the old comments if you don’t believe me.
I believe you. The funny one has long gone, the really nasty one from Reading is now in prison and we’re just left with you – the tedious fucker who’s mission in life seems to be to stop Billy from posting. You can’t even manage that.
Is this not the same sort of thing as that bloke who posted nasty stuff online about a dead teenage girl and got sent to prison for Malicious Communications or something? Surely changing Wikipedia to accuse someone of being an anti-Semite or a homophobe is also that?
We are now hearing, as yet unconfirmed, that Johann Hari has returned his Orwell Prize.
In an envelope.
In the post.
With no note.
And no cheque…
The Orwell Prize will not confirm…
We are now hearing, as yet unconfirmed, that Johann Hari has returned his Orwell Prize.
In an envelope.
In the post.
With no note.
And no cheque…
The Orwell Prize will not confirm…
A double sourced, double whammy or double jeopardy?
Columbia? The university? Will this be a bit like that other self-claimed trick cyclist Leftist c..unt who claimed to have studied at a prestigious American university when, apparently, he only briefly attended the local high school equivalent? You know, the one married to the fat tv presenter with the big tits….. And arse.
That c..unt is so off the radar now that I’ve even forgotten his name!
Ah yes! Good point
So will Hari be in Columbia or at Columbia
And you have to go to school to learn not to lie, slander and plagiarise?
So, did the Indy actually have any ability to destroy?
Bet it gets lost in the post.
comrades always stick together.
why are you still here – you should have resigned
fuck off cretin
I am still laughing hard at what a prat you made of yourself yesterday
ha ha etc
Wasn’t here yesterday. Keep larfin cretin, the men in white will be along soon wiv your meds.
Billy,why are you using this monkier
Yes fuck off you c’unt, and the one that calls everyone that hates Billy TAT, you can fuck off too. Caaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaant
I have now decided that I will not be resigning as this could potentially ruin the blog. Having received dozens of messages of support and encouragement I will carry on with my unique brand of whit humour and vast political knowledge. If I were to go this place would be like Paris without the Eifel tower or London without Tower Bridge. I will redouble my efforts and seriously up the ante to love bomb any annoying dissenters and proudly be the first post on any new subject. I am standing by and ready.
FAIL! You couldn’t even make the fucking effort to write in any spelling mistakes FFS.
Fuck off!
Jesus, you mong – change the record
you’ve either lost the plot or just a monumental tit….but full marks for perserverence….alas unfortunately not even johann hari will ever be accused of plagarising your postings Billy.
Perhaps not, but he has plenty of imitators
Sincerest form of flattery and all that…
whit and eifel are incorrectly typed
But I dont see the fuss. The Prize is awarded
‘to encourage writing in good English – while giving equal value to style and content, politics or public policy, whether political, economic, social or cultural – of a kind aimed at or accessible to the reading public, ”
so presumably fiction is included
The point is, even the fiction was plagiarized.
As Orwell would have said, “Inside every journalist, is a plagiarist trying to get out”.
Do you know that is exactly what he said to me when I interviewed him.
When Lefties write about politics, fiction is invariably the bulk of their writings
A bit like Walter Duranty’s Pultizer prize?
People believed Duranty at the time because he wrote for the ‘right papers’…
Gareth Jones got it absolutely right about Stalin and his crimes, yet he was slated at the time because he wrote for the ‘right wing’ papers.
I suspect that as a writer it is feasible to actually write something word for word that someone else has written and probably impossible to not do so if you are producing any serious output but theme and textural lifting is so obvious it is not a rational man’s route to literary fame.
Shows how much class he has.
Derek Draper ‘I am studying in Berkeley not at Berkeley’
Johan Hari ‘I am studying in Columbia not at Columbia’
If the Orwell prize can make a fraud allegation stick then he might not be able to tick all the right boxes on his vis application.
Like Will Straw getting busted out of the US when his drug-dealing past came to life. Allegedly.
Thanks dad.
Does that mean you’re making it up and hoping you’re right?
No mate, it means they’ve had it from one source but have been unable to get it confirmed from another as yet.
You fick or sumfink?
I hear he has gone to hide with Gaddaffi and Gordon………
what was the point of that
Two other losers who say one thing and do another. Get wiv da program, cretin.
No one has said, “Get wiv da program,” on here for at least 2 winters. Congratulations.
Only a cretin would be keeping note of what has been said for the last two “winters” *rolls eyes*
Do you wear an anorak while online???
I don’t take any lectures from any halfwit wanker who says, “Get wiv da program,” so you can fuck right off.
You just did
No I didn’t as it happens, so you can now climb out of your 80 year old mums twin set and pearls that you’ve just jizzed all over, and be on your way, there’s a good little troll.
No I didn’t as it happens
You did. Now fuck off.
Oh dear. Is that the best you can do you tedious little shit?
Oh dear. Is that the best you can do you tedious little shit?
You are Johann Hari, and I claim my £5.00
yes we all know what you’ll do with that fiver
No, please enlighten us with your own wanky world view.
now come on girls stop squabbling
Does anybody recognise the similarity between Billy and piss on the poor. When Billy reverted to an alter ego last week after he had a couple of new ones torn, he also picked a character that had different politics (or should that be politocs) to his own. Fuck off Billy/Piss
Not a single spelling mistake in “piss on the poor”s posts yet Billy has several in every one. Apart from that, there’s no similarity at all.
Did he put a stamp on it?
The stamp of someone else’s authenticity.
First Class reply!
With the likes of Pollytwaddle telling him that he was a genius, it was bound to go the little twats head eventually, making him feel that he was invulnerable. Anyway , all gays are narcissistic depressives, isn’t that right Billy?
Polly proclaimed the Maximum Imbecile as a genius and look how well that worked out.
As a ‘spotter’ of genius she’s as reliable as a 100 year old FIAT.
Guido, Now he has addmitted it can you finally award him “Twat Watch” status?
At least he has admitted it now
There’s plenty you need to admit!
FUCK OFF!
Please follow your own advice
Don’t worry Guido
We are here to defend, by cheap threats, all those who are guilty
And we make a fortune doing it
Where are we with your client, Lord Bell-End of Paris fame BTW
I he still refusing to speak to his local newpaper ?
After 100 calls
ROFL
What happened to the National Trust and Labour Story yesterday
Fuck off
Yep fuck off Billy
How much have you made on Bell-End BTW?
The crosshairs of invincibility strike again!
I see you’ve followed Guido’s advice of yesterday Jimmy, and stuck to sarky comments.
No that’s “pithy”. His two-liners are sarky.
Otherwise I can’t tell the difference. Guido must have really rubbed this guy’s nose in the carpet.
Well he doesn’t much care for having his “scoops” mocked. He’s such a sensitive soul.
Mocking scoops is not in the best of taste Jimmy. Neither is tormenting sensitive souls.
I do believe that you are not a gentleman.
How dare you. I’d have you soundly whipped if I hadn’t recently learned that tories enjoy that sort of thing.
Liebour have been whipping working ordinary people for years and you never noticed?
They get off on the strangest things…
Please note that Jimmy didn’t stick around last night to refute Guido’s comment.
That was his good deed for the week.
Jimmy did. Jimmy got modded.
OK Jimmy, now’s your chance to try again.
Guido’s house, Guido’s rules. He is under no obligation to publish any comment he doesn’t like.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Leet
Jim it doesn’t work like that. If your post doesn’t get through, then it has been automodded – i.e. it contains one or more of the forbidden words* which the software detects and holds. It is then held in queue until Guido can be arsed to review it. It may be allowed through by him or deleted.
In the case where a post is subsequently deleted after you have posted, then that is Guido actively moderating.
Certain forbidden words are obvious, such as racial slurs – the n-word or similar. Unfortunately if an innocuous word or name might include such a forbidden word and hold up the post. This is why you often see petulant complaints like, “What was wrong wiv dat, Guido!!!??”
For instance I once mentioned Terry Wogan. It was modded, simply because his surname contains the W-word. Similarly you can’t say, *snigger*.
For some reason, which I am at a loss to explain, any word containing ‘pea’ is modded, such as speak.
There are ways round this, obviously, or this would not have been posted.
The point is, don’t take it personal if any of your posts don’t get through and don’t give up – you are our favourite lefty!
I don’t take it personally. I fully accept Guido’s right as blog owner not to allow any post which upsets him or makes him look foolish.
I thought the automod was designed to catch words referring to Guido’s past, like b@nkrupt or beeyenpee
Columbia? Lucky Sod!
Chris Huhne 7/4
Baroness Warsi 6/1
George Osborne 8/1
Is Chris Huhne driving him to the airport ?
I’ve always suspected Johann Hari is an anagram.
Or after-a-gram…
could I elect for an addogram…
that is add letters but use none of the original word
… c’unt
Of course I lie
I am Orwellian
The truth is the exact opposite of what I say
That is why I knew all about hundreds of journalists and their side kicks hacking and blagging for 15 years, you see ?
And I said nothing about it
ROFL
You mean truth is dead in Britain old boy ?
The Chairman of the Media Standards Trust, a registered charity, was born on 1936
and here is the rest
it being understood that, every time that the name of one of the Parties shall be shown, the name of the other must be shown in identical characters, terms and emplacements
her is a criminologist
Suited to putting the 400 blagging and hacking journarists in prison I would think..before he passes his sell by date…
And here are the other “usual suspects”
http://mediastandardstrust.org/about/people/
Including Brownite Labour Peerers and the lot…
and to cap it all
the CEO of the Media Standards Trust is the Founder of Common Purpose
They represent all that we can expect from Orwellianisms and souble speak and ignorance
And here is the CEO
The founder of Common Purpose
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Julia_Middleton
says it all
Utter, utter wankers.
The banality of evil strikes again.
Some Standards
Some Trust
I’ll be meeting Luke Skywalker for a world exclusive interview. Before that, I’m putting finishing touches to my interview with Hannibal Lecter. After my Skywalker trip, I’m heading to Gotham City for a dinner with Bruce Wayne and The Joker.
the joker could be a challenge but the guy in the skintight leather suit and his sidekick Cock Robin might find you entertaining just don’t go long on the sherberts..hic
Why is anyone surprised the Indy won’t sack him? Andreas Whittam Smith called Hari a genius at a wedding party recently.
He’s a fucking genius at cut ‘n paste, that’s for sure.
Well, he could hardly call him the groom or the best man.
Anyone who can cut and paste is a genius for us
Oh how sweet ! Honestly that AWS comes across like a love struck teenager.
Ex-Conservative peer Lord Hanningfield, jailed for falsely claiming House of Lords expenses, has been arrested over local authority expenses, the BBC understands.
Only about another 600+ to go…..
Interesting reading – they will miss old Rupes contributions:
http://www.met.police.uk/foi/c_lists_and_registers.htm
Smoggie is a thief and anti-s*mite who hits his wife.
tat, you ain’t met my wife obviously.
Is it Billy?
just to make sure you’re aware
columbia is a socialist finishing school…and has been for 100 years…
Should have had a “Made Hari History” hashtag/tag.
Resign you arsewipe
clear off cretin
FUCK OFF !!
I wonder what the collective name is for bullies?
Guido, you really do have some nasty little snots blogging. I just hope they’re p@ssed, which wouldn’t excuse their behaviour, but would make sense. If not, well……………. Remember, bullies are cowards & nasty little arseh@les.
True, you just to become inured to them. You sound a little too sensitive for the rough and ready world of blogging.
He must have the dirt on someone in high places.
Or low.
I am getting a lashing for my cheap remarks
Er..um…must consult Marx and Eddy “I’m terribly Sorry” Balls
And Israel is surrounded and going down Eddie
Submerged by its contempt for human rights
Surrounded by Syria, Jordan, Egypt, and the Lebanon where human rights are sacred.
warmly helped along by a bunch of african states with nodding border controls
only too pleased to shelter the scum
Don’t forget George.
Colombia. wasn’t that where some i r a terr or ists went to escape justice and to train up some south american terr or ists?
Ah, the good old Salford Red Haired Shitbag apology, a master stroke if ever I saw one…
To dilute this intellectual discourse, let us wander into the realms of totally off-topicness for once:
What was your first ever pseudonym and why?
I’ll start: James Delingpole because it sounded posh.
Anonymous. I couldn’t believe anyone else would be boring enough to use it.
Umm. I may have posted under “Nigel Singh” once or twice to placate the English politically correct brigade
Further off-topicness. Austerity riots in Italy, Greece bankrupt, Eire, Portugal to follow, general industrial action looming in UK. Anyone feel sorry for bankers who have only got to 2019 to get their affairs in order?
I, once, posted as Hawkwind, I think, because I happened to be studying the universe through my twenty-incher with “Born To Go” blaring out on my iPod.
I sometimes post under Josef Fritzl.
I figure if you had to pick one of us to go on holiday with, it would be him.
lol
i’m on your case pal
Don’t worry Anon, he says that to all the boys.
I said something using the moniker “Holborn Viaduct”, the logic behind it being that I would get two thumbs up.
I started, out as Alan, Mullet. Made me laugh at the time.
Cziltang Brone – I liked its obscurity.
I’ll hold my hands up. I was ‘Nasty Browsing Habit’ all along. I’m not sure why I did it James. Gay abandonment I suppose.
Phil O’Pastree and Silent Bob
The first I heard on Wogan’s. It creased him up.
I used to be concrete pump.
I “did” Brianonny once or twice.
Sweet girl. Soft target. Mwaaaaaaaaahhh.
I have never felt the need to use a pseudonym.
I also used to post under the pseudonym of Harman Pride.
wow sock puppet i never knew that.
I’ve lost count years ago
Have always been Charles Flaccidwidger in deference to the legendary socialist poster Charles E Hardwidge who was here often, bigging up the Scottish Bogey Muncher. Oh and I think he claimed to have invented the internet or something.
Are you suggesting than some posters on here don’t use their real names ?
I’m stunned.
Piers M tweets that he still remains a fan of JH and commends him on his mea culpa. So that’s a big yes from ….
One filthy, lying cheat supports another. Plus ca change.
Does it occur to you that outside the media circus this is a non-story?
Sure that’s true but the more people made aware of the wholesale systematised laying of re left the better.
Pretentious lefty, cheating bastard gets his comeuppance. It may not be big, but it’s very, very sweet.
Discredited ailing newspaper hangs on to discredited ailing journo.
Or is it the other way around?
The Indy is just a left-wing opinion rag, so its contributors are allowed to have opinions providing they fully adhere to the approved diktat.
If they can’t think of any opinion it will be provided by the Marxists, told they are being ‘creative’ and rewarded with plush offices and further indoctrination.
Occasionally one of their mindless drones will ask a stupid question like “What is this thing called news?” but happily they are soon corrected.
Well worth watching from, “Seen Elsewhere.”
What is this? The Prince Edward lookalike competition?
Is that Guy Ritchie behind the prince?
No, the greatest eneny of the EUSSR, the truth.
Cato, a classic example of writing the same old shite and expecting something sensible to emerge.
Twat, a classical example of the name accurately reflecting the person.
ie, you.
Guido is a terrorist.
Hari’s “mea culpa” article in today’s Indy:
http://www.independent.co.uk/opinion/commentators/johann-hari/johann-hari-a-personal-apology-2354679.html
What I want to know about this apology is:
(1) Who did he lift it off? and
(2) How much did he get paid for it?
hehe
We’re waiting to hear that you’re going to Columbia to do an economics course Brown.
To me it reads as a self justifying apology. Each regret is couched in such terms that it is not really an apology at all. Very little Mea Culpa, and definitely no Peccavi!
Too right!
hang him!
Christ on a bike. What a self-centred utter fuckwit!
Which of course is why the left adored him so much. Kindred spirits and all that.
No doubt Polly will tell him that he’s the injured party instead of being a pompous, pretentious, plagiarising player of the pink oboe.
Boris Johnson was sacked by The Times a couple of decades ago for falsifying a single quote from his godfather, and quite rightly so – if a journalist does such things, they deserve to be fired.
The fact that the Indy refuse to dismiss Hari for not only multiple transgressions as a journalist, but also for slandering several other journalists who committed the cardinal sin (in Hari’s eyes) of disagreeing with him, simply shows the whole world what a lousy rag it is.
Makes me so glad that I’ve not bought a copy of it within the last 10 years or more.
Don’t buy into the media. Your life will be much improved.
Oh dear. I’m talking to a fucking ADDICT.
Get help, dear.
Good comment. If you stripped away the leeches that feed off the thin air of current affairs, you would have seven million unemployed.
Fair observation. I’m totally unemployable in the real world and don’t I know it?
Nobody cares that The Titanic is holed below the water line and is about to sink, with all souls on deck typing shite as they sink below the waves.
I could of taken O-Level Physics but decided to make my living through waffling so plumped for a degree in PPE.
Err…..which end of this hammer am I supposed to hold?
If you did PPE the least they should have taught you is that it’s ‘have’ not ‘of’.
That’s OK Cato. Under labour, uni students were told that it was old fashioned and unnecessary to be able to spell or even write a decent sentence.
So long as you had a btec in ‘ how to claim benefits’ you were regarded as first class uni material.
Most college students can only claim benefits if they know how to copy and paste from wikipedia.
Most uni students can only do it if Marx has told them how.
Independent of the truth more like.
Not bought it for many, many years.
Which do you think will go bust first – the Incrediblyboring or the Grauniad?
They’ll amalgamate and call the result The Grind.
Fear not. Lefties will always rally round to keep their favourite porn supply going.
Sticking the knife into Hari but I notice no mention of re-arrest of Tory Lord Hanningfield, who has now had his collar felt over expenses fiddling at Essex CC. Clearly a twat for not coughing up while he had the chance.
Good comment. What are you going to do about it?
“Hari is apparently going to Columbia to study journalism”
Do they not have enough coke in North London then?
Nothing.
https://twitter.com/#!/search/%23attackwatch
and attackwatch.com
don’t be rude about Obama or else
I thought I’d try out autoerotic asphyxiation today, so I suspended myself by the neck in a wardrobe whilst masturbating furiously. I was just about to come when my feet slipped and I passed out.
I was next aware of a blinding white light, from this holy light emerged a shadowy figure.
“Are you St Peter?” I croaked.
“No, I’m the manager of Homebase. Now get out of my shop you dirty bastard!”
an improvement on teeth Billy
are you sure this wasn’t Hari in the wardrobe fine tuning his next incarnation
++Claps++
+1
Hari is apparently going to Columbia to study coke snorting and writing more black gay incest short stories more like………
UPDATE II: Hari is apparently going to Columbia to study journalism.
Shame he isn’t going ON Columbia ..one way for a very final mission to ….shame Uranus does go in there but whatever
Barry O Bummer now consigned to the future dustbin of one term presidency after the farce known as Attack Watch putters onto the scene….
Johann Hari: “I hope, after a period of retraining, you will give me the chance.”
Funny last line for a devotee of precision, that. Erm, who’s actually going to get this retraining, then – him or the “you” that he’s talking to?
I fear your interpretation of the English language would be lost on the Hari’s of this world.
But don’t we have it on the very best authority that the guy’s a literary genius? I wouldn’t have the brass neck to manipulate his words so as to clarify what the inner man really meant to say, of course. Still, might Dr Strangelove conceivably have expressed it as, “Schveinhunds! Ve haf vays of making you see sense!”?
To the Independent:
Congratulations, you are as much a disgrace to journalism as he is.
Note there was no admission or apology that he made up quotes from “sources”. Hard to prove, that one, I suppose, regardless of how obvious he was doing it!
Also no mention of the little sex story “David Rose” wrote about buggering his underage brother.
Good God Guido, even by your standards this is a disjointed mess of chinese whisper bullshit and half heard rumours. A bunch of contradictory updates within a couple of hours is just fucking pointless.
What a f@cking sh1tc@nt.
“Hari is apparently going to Columbia to study journalism”
Or maybe a “beak” break in the sun.
If it had been a Daily Mail contributor, The Independent, The Guardian and BBC would have been screaming blue murder. But Hari’s fraud was perpetrated for the greater good.
“I will be undertaking a programme of journalism training”
Amateur hoon working for an amateur rag.
The entire episode defines the word “pathetic”
Won’t stop the rag calling for resignations from all and sundry in the real world when they lie through their teeth.
Newsnight will be doing a biased article on Johann Hari this evening
http://www.attackwatch.com
Don’t you dare slag off Barry’O'Bummer!
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2037253/Public-sector-strikes-Unions-day-action-November-30.html
No doubt harikariwhatsisname will be out and about interviewing the million or so public workers who are going ‘ to throw the country into chaos’ on November 30th.
Since that million will only be the tip of the iceberg, how many public sector nonjob workers did gordon and his henchman manage to employ in the dying years of that labour government? And how much are they costing us now in salaries, nic and pension payments?!
Bedtime Story below , plus your comment. I’m not going to bed. Can’t face the nightmares
http://blogs.telegraph.co.uk/finance/andrewlilico/100011966/why-collapse-of-the-euro-equals-collapse-of-the-eu/
A nice bedtime story or last thought for the day – ‘the end of the euro will mean the end of the eu’ dearandrew thinks that’s a disaster – he’s wrong it will be the beginning of better times.
http://www.koinup.com/Ewanme_Botha/work/387781/401346/formats/8/
Fuck me. It’s like a scene from The Omen.
Nice photo. I’m not really that bothered about anything but maybe I should be
This is disgraceful conduct. I’ll be tuning in to this blog to check there isn’t more of the same. Utter depravity.
More please.
That looks like modern art to me. I’d pay a pound for it.
Can’t see the logs for trees.
Emily Maitlis virtually gave the editor of the Indy a blow job on Newsnight. Funny how the BBC go soft on their friends. Ed Testicles got off scott free for 13 years of fucking incompetence, why the BBC think this blinky eyed stuttering mong is in any way qualified to tell the current government how to run the economy is beyond me.
That will be £145-50 please.
No it’s not optional either you HAVE to pay.
Bastards, all of you. I shall return (via Antarctica) from Columbia in triumph with a starred first degree under my arm, like what my friend David Rose has got. They will beg me to take the Orwell Prize back but I shall refuse. The nation, well Polly anyway, will rejoice at my return.
Here’s the gist of my first story post retraining
A MAN who tried out a beauty fad for bathing with live eels was left in agony — when one slipped up his willy.
we have been forced to wait two fuckin months so this cabal of rancid lefty fucktards can engineer an escape route. “how the fuck can we extricate our star top talent from the morass he alone created
dont big up his hopes for redemption he will forever be lauded as the constant lying cuunnt that he admits to
remember the spat the fragrant johann had with r. littlejohn ahemm are you listening johann “you couldnt make it up” . youve been making it up for the last ten years you stinking lefty hypocrite cunnt
will hari be studying AT or IN Columbia?
Bogota probably. Or Medellin.
An education not to be sniffed at.
Best be careful. That stuff can plaige your ism!
Snort !
You know who he is?
Guido
I don’t get it. You at like anyone gives a … that this nonentity has been fecked out. Who was he anyway?
If the Indy don’t sack him, I won’t be reading it again – and I’m not even one of your reactionary windowlickers Guido!
Absolute disgrace what he did. If they won’t sack him, can any of the his interview subjects take legal action for him putting words in their mouths?
Go back and read his ‘The Dark Side of Dubai’ – it’s so obvious now that a great deal of it was just made up completely. Loads of anonymous subjects giving him perfect quotes. Gay Saudi army privates with perfect English necking ecstasy in a gay bar? Don’t think so Johann!
He will be gong to journalist school to learn how to spell “Cheat” and “liar” and “wanker”
How do we know he’s sent back the original ? I hope someone checks its precise wording.
Dave Pickering appears to be a fucking lunatic.
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The Hari times (epilogue)
I would like to appologise to all my readers who adored my journalism over the years , I know it makes some of you feel a little stupid , they were embellishments to make left wing jouranalism more readable and interesting , I was only following what the labour party was doing , making it up , living up on the expenses , a little spin and linguistic fraud never really did any harm , after all most of the labour front bench are still drawing a tax payer salary and they were so much better at it than me .
My employers have accepted my explanation of events and my appology , and they really are so lucky I just didnt resign after all the unfair publicity , I will be still be paid by the paper despite admitting to have another darker personality that desires to abuse anyone who disagrees with what I have to say , and i am hoping that no one will notice that a “vile troll ” has just been sent down for making terrible remarks on dead peoples web pages .
So off to the USA to do some studies , I dont really need them , as I have such an amazing imagination , somthing which Mother Terresa once said to me when we met .
Come back in 2012? That could be as little as 15 weeks’ time. Not the Indy will be taken seriously after this fiasco anyway. It might be kinder to put the paper out of its misery now.
Let’s do it now!
I see now this government are to scrap sell by dates
so now the shops can legally sell us rotting food at full price !
any item that is past it’s sell by date should be binned ,
like this coalition !
I don’t think it’s fair! Nobody complained about all the scams that Gordon got up to.
Do you want me to turn over yet dear?
Only channel 4 could turn gypo’s and whores into celebrities
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It’s coz we’re worf it
want yer drive done over wiv tarmac – trees trimmed – anyfing?
Guido, ready-made photo caption comp?
Sally wants to do a wife swap with the Jippo
Who is Johann Harri?
There is a link between poverty and rioting. Hug a hoodie and keep those trainers under lock and key!
Anyone interested in some gay incest stories?
A private one which not be published?! I am sure many things are considered private but they publish them anyway. Osborne’s cocaine and S&M past for example – I doubt he wanted that on the front page of The Independent.
he’s a fat shite