September 12th, 2011

FLASHBACK: Osborne Statement On Natalie Rowe Allegations

George Osborne said in October 2005:

“The allegations are completely untrue and dredging up a photo from when I was 22 years old is pretty desperate stuff.

This is merely part of a smear campaign to divert attention from the issues that matter in this leadership contest and I am confident people will not be distracted by this rubbish.

Twelve years ago a friend of mine went out with a woman called Natalie and they had a child together.

I met them together occasionally in the autumn of 1993, and it soon became clear that my friend had started to use drugs.

He became more and more addicted and I saw his life fall apart.

With his other friends I tried to persuade him to seek treatment.

Eventually he did and after a long time in rehabilitation he has now recovered and put his life back together.

I am very proud of the battle he has fought and won. 

That is, and always has been, the sum total of my connection with this woman.

It was a stark lesson to me at a young age of the destruction which drugs bring to so many people’s lives. 

Ever since then I have believed that tough, realistic policies to tackle the evil of drugs should be one of the top priorities of any government.

I now want to respect the privacy of my friend who is now happily recovered and working full-time abroad, and the privacy of his young child.

For the sake of that child I think we should leave them alone.”

He’s up in the House at 15:30. First one to shout “Louise” gets a spanking…


  1. 1
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    I reckon he will have some good comebacks tho in the house.

  2. 2
    Tuscan Tony says:

    Is anyone else thinking that Osborne’s the dad?

  3. 3
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    Young people do stupid thing shocker!

    Some say we are all socialist in our teens and early 20s, then most people grow up when they relise what the real world looks like.

    In my eyes he has no reason to resign.

    unless it can be proven that he still indulges in these activertis.

  4. 4
    William Hague. says:

    Ffion, what does insipid mean?

  5. 5
    Modulus says:

    What a load of bollocks

  6. 6
    Go Now says:

    Except he trashed the woman in his attempt to lie his way out of trouble.

    Serves him right for making that stupid joke last week.

    The wanker should resign before the sun sets.

  7. 7
    Backwoodsman says:

    I now want to respect the privacy of my friend who is now happily recovered and working full-time abroad, and the privacy of his young child

    Blair ?

  8. 8
    Louise says:

    It means in the closet

  9. 9
    The Lurcher says:

    “He’s up in the House at 15:30.”
    He’ll probably get some stick.

  10. 10
    RED ED - SON OF BROWN says:

    It’s David’s nickname for me.

  11. 11
    Rat's arse says:

    I am not a bit interested……………..oh feckin hell, what’s the point!

    Guido, shouldn’t you be at the TUC conference? Now your perspective on that would be interesting.

  12. 12
    nadine suckmeoff says:

    the woman is black and from the lower classes: she should have more respect for her betters

    it would be a sad day if a man of substance couldn’t engage in drug taking and indulge his sexual perversions

  13. 13
    Ffion says:

    Lacking apunk William

  14. 14
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    How many members are called Louise and will they all be in the chamber and seeking to catch to spe@kers eye?

  15. 15
    Is this the same says:

    Greasy George Osborne

    Who failed to ‘crack’ a joke the other evening..?

  16. 16
    Anonymous says:

    Well he never denied using cocaine, prostitute or having kinky sex; so he can always claim he was telling the truth.

  17. 17
    smoggie says:

    “I did not inhale with that woman!”

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    smoggie says:

    I think Hague is “Miriam” so not him.

  20. 20
    Mrs. Ball-Scooper ( triple flipper ) says:

    Hi Ed !!

  21. 21
    nell says:

    Apparently brandanbarber and his mates want all their members to go out and break the law and get themselves locked up whilst the tuc leaders take themselves off to a five star hotel to enjoy a few days of champagne socialism and watch the mayhem from a safe distance, all expenses paid for by union members subs of course.

  22. 22
    I don't need no doctor says:

    Anyone out there got any proof. Remember the days when facts were used.

  23. 23
    smoggie says:

    How do you “trash” the reputation of a S&M hooker, exactly?

  24. 24
    Tom Badwind says:

    How true.

  25. 25
    Anonymous says:

    Could be. I always thought he bats the other side and hasn’t got any kids; seems I was wrong.

  26. 26
    Smig says:

    Barber had to be kept “on-message” by Sian Williams on BBC Breakfast this morning. He was ready to talk on about investing in real, tangible money making industry and she had to pull him back to talking about cuts, and boxtickers and bedwetters losing their pathetic little non-jobs.

  27. 27
    Brian's voice of reason says:

    I would prefer to see ministers who have had some life experience, and who have a little bit of colour to their history.

    As long as it wasn’t a persistant habit, the odd drug fueled romp in your youth with a handful of slutty whores doesn’t make you a bad person or unsuitable to become a politician.colour to their history.

    As long as it wasn’t a persistant habit, the odd drug fueled romp in your youth with a handful of slutty whores doesn’t make you a bad person or unsuitable to become a politician.

  28. 28
    Swiss Toni says:

    What happened to this website. Since when did Derek Draper start to become Editor?

  29. 29
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    compare her to diane abbott?

  30. 30
    jgm2 says:

    With a table-tennis bat.


  31. 31
    Alyingstare Campbell says:


  32. 32
    labourunionsbbc we are one says:

    Two true.

    Who gives a toss how many Persians and brasses he had before he went into parliament . . . . execpt theB-bbc of course.

  33. 33
    smoggie says:

    So is this un-named ‘friend’ really himself?

  34. 34
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    This is a perfect sory for this site, tittle tattle.

  35. 35
    Anonymous says:

    She was the person beating him up. Would be interesting if she says she used to where a belt with a toy and pushed it inside him.

  36. 36
    nadine suckmeoff says:

    i think that you should lay off the coke for a bit – endlessly repeating yourself is a dead giveaway

  37. 37
    annette curton says:

    Erratum *A man of substance abuse.

  38. 38
    Anonymous says:

    She was the one trashing him. MSM is not trashing there are much more, even putting things into the mans ass, making him behave like a dog, etc

  39. 39
    dave - hit me with your rhythm stick - cameron says:

    “As long as it wasn’t a persistant habit, the odd drug fueled romp in your youth with a handful of slutty whores doesn’t make you a bad person or unsuitable to become a politician.”

    too fucking right

  40. 40
    Chris Huhne says:

    I wouldn’t be surprised if Gideon is still indulging in the SM, he looks the type.

  41. 41
    Steve Miliband says:

    Looks like the LD’s are getting a lot of their constituencies squeezed. Ha

  42. 42
    dave - hit me with your rhythm stick - cameron says:

    osborne is as ruggedly heterosexual as william hague and almost as manly as michael gove

  43. 43
    East India Company wallah says:

    Exactly what standard of journalism is being applied here,this woman is a whore who charges money for her services-is this a credible witness for a state broadcaster to peruse-does anyone care if George had the stiffness removed by this woman-I dont
    Another guerilla attack from left-field,hoping they can stymie Osborne as he cuts all the paid leeches of the near corpse of the nation

  44. 44
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    this would be like one of the rioters who stole a bottle of water becoming a mp in 20 years.

    Should they be hounded all thier lives?

  45. 45
    Anonymous says:

    Yeah, that would be fascinating.

  46. 46
    David Rose says:

    Not at all

  47. 47
    yeah, right.. says:

    Drugs arent evil per se.

    Making them illegal so that trade in them attracts the worst sort of scum would appear to be evil, given that it condemns large sections of (poorer) society to have their lives blighted by those who need to steal and rob to fund their habit.

    Portugal seems to have done the legalisation thing without too many problems. Ok, so its economy is on its knees but I doubt that was ever caused by drug addicts.

  48. 48
    yeah, right.. says:

    It should be an essential qualification.

  49. 49
    David Rose says:

    Do you have a chip on your shoulder over a similar youthful dalliance, Billy?

  50. 50
    Dunlaggin says:

    Shock news- Tory cabinet minister is possibly heterosexual, alleged to have had sex with a woman when in his twenties.

  51. 51
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    You should this and some of the overtones.

  52. 52
    simon r says:

    So what if he did coke – I seem to remember certain stories about a young Charles Lynton and a male public toliet.

  53. 53
    Red Sonya says:

    This site is running very, very slowly.

  54. 54
    Anonymous says:

    Rather than her you want to believe the story of cocaine user, who pays for sex and like kinky things done to him. At least she accepts what she is.

  55. 55
    EveningAll says:


  56. 56

    At least he was able to choose when to indulge (allegedly), unlike Broon.

  57. 57

    There speaks an expert!

  58. 58
    BBC says:

    We don’t want their sort around here.

  59. 59
    What you didn't already know pt 94 says:


  60. 60
    Anonymous says:

    They can always shout Louise at him!

  61. 61
    What a plonker. says:

    You are answering yourself now. Sad.

  62. 62
    Mandelslime says:

    Men – they’re all the same.

  63. 63
    @TollPointBee says:

    Who is Charles Lynton please and is he any relation to this Charles Lynton?

  64. 64
    Lady Virginia Droit de Seigneur says:

    Looks like their might be a rush of people in the same place as Osborne.

  65. 65
    What a plonker. says:

    You seem to know a lot about the subject.

  66. 66
    Engineer says:

    William Sinclair, according to the interview Guido posted earlier.

    Who William Sinclair? No idea – scion of a landed family and former Bullingdon member, apparently.

  67. 67
  68. 68
    Engineer says:

    Ms Mensch is making a name for herself. Maybe not quite as she intended.

  69. 69
    Anonymous says:

    Ok, she’s a whore, but he’s a politician. I know which one I trust and respect more, (and it’s not the politician).

  70. 70
    Sophie says:

    And in other news:

    * Immigration up

    * Taxes up

    * EU payments up

    ………………..any Conservative voters care to comment on the lamentable performance of rusty Dave & Gideon thus far?

  71. 71
    When did socialists ever bother about the facts ?? says:

    I think they tried this in Greece and look what happened there….. why do those on the left seem totally incapable of understanding the phrase…”There’s no money left…it’s all gone !!!” protest all you like comrades it won’t make much diffrence ..the country’s fucked economically for the next decade anyway

  72. 72
    Spank the Chancellor says:

    So George knew that Coulson was hacking phones.

    Coulson ran a spoiler to the Mirror story in his NotW using hacked details thereby protecting George.

    George then persuades Dave to give the now shamed Coulson the top Conservative communication job.

    Then Coulson tells the world that he knew nowt about phone hacking at the NotW while George knew all the time that Coulson was intimate with phone hacking.

    One could be forgiven into thinking that George was on drugs.

  73. 73
    annette curton says:

    In mitigation it’s clearly not performance enhancing with England football players or MPs.

  74. 74
    Engineer says:

    Anthony Charles Lynton Blair.


  75. 75
    dave - hit me with your rhythm stick - cameron says:

    it’s not just about trust and respect, whores are cheaper

  76. 76
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    it seems par of the course that the chancellor is on drugs these days.

  77. 77
    Anonymous says:

    You are thick.

  78. 78

    Ah! You’re not talking about the star closest to Uranus by any chance?

  79. 79
    dave - hit me with your rhythm stick - cameron says:

    less a chip on his shoulder, more nasty scars on his arse

  80. 80
    Comrade Cameron says:

    Look everybody

    Now that George and I have sorted the economic mess left to us by labour I’m throwing a party and I want you all to come, everybody, come on down and enjoy some champagne and canapes, all at my expense – I’d forgotten I was a multi- millionaire, shucks, come on down, come on ……

  81. 81
    Anonymous says:

    This is a non-story – well as far as the MSM are concerned it’s a non-story.

  82. 82
    Flim flam says:

    Seek medical help as soon as possible anonymous.

  83. 83
    Anonymous says:

    Norfolk and good.

  84. 84
    dave - hit me with your rhythm stick - cameron says:

    tough call – you’d first need to find someone prepared to admit voting for these fuckwits

  85. 85
    dave - hit me with your rhythm stick - cameron says:

    every time that I look in the mirror I fall deeper in love

  86. 86
    Eton Rifler says:

    I met with the king of Tongo and his family and think these people are thoroughly decent chaps.
    Why the working class people of Britain have a problem with them I fail to understand.

  87. 87
    Anonymous says:

    Tory twat.

  88. 88
    Anonymous says:

    What a plonker. says: September 12, 2011 at 2:34 pm

    You are a stupid plonker aren’t you, anyone who doesn’t type the name comes as “Anonymous”. Do you come and comment here because your master said so?

  89. 89
    Engineer says:

    Things that might not be seen as positive for a political career:

    Using naughty chemicals as a young man – tut tut, don’t do it again.

    Using hookers for kinky sex as a young man – hmmm, dodgy, but just about allowable.

    Close connection to former Tabloid editor with large cloud over them – not good, but just about manageable.

    All three at the same time – oh dear.

  90. 90
    Ozzie on Drugs says:

    Osborne faces drugs claims

    “He took [cocaine] on a regular basis”

  91. 91
    Osborne's job is on the line says:

    Osborne Took ‘Big Fat Line Of Cocaine’ In 1994, Alleges Former Madam

  92. 92
    Nick is the "real" Prime Minister says:

    How about…….”The Tories didn’t win the election..!!”

  93. 93
    Eton Rifler says:

    My only connection to this woman,is where my willy ends and her fanny starts.

  94. 94
    Anonymous says:

    Just watch it on free view; I don’t know which one it was free and it should a lot of stuff kinky men get up to. Some are even said to like eating the shit of black women.

  95. 95
    dave - hit me with your rhythm stick - cameron says:

    rothschild – already?

  96. 96
    Engineer says:

    The government benches will no doubt be keen to remind the opposition that George has some spanking policies, with which he will whip the economy into shape.

  97. 97
  98. 98
    ffs says:

    Cock still firmly up his arse then Billy?

  99. 99
    jgm2 says:

    I’m a little disappointed with the ethics of whores these days. Time was when the deal was that you gave a whore money for whoring and she kept her gob shut. Or not, depending on what you’ve paid for. But she certainly didn’t run off to the newspapers for a ‘double-dip’ of payment.

    Whores eh? They ain’t what they used to be.

  100. 100
    North of Watford is a strange and frightening place says:

    At least Sian has the sense to refuse to move to Salford ….

  101. 101
  102. 102
    vote UKIP! says:

    Not guilty!

  103. 103
    What a plonker. says:

    Labour troll.

  104. 104
    Marmite says:

    Dear Sophie, keep sucking the lemons dear and dream of McDoom fuckin up the economy. You’re not serious in blaming the sh@tty mess we’re in on the Tories are you? Did they have to burn the school down to get you out of Standard 1? Bless!

  105. 105
    The government is stuffed along with the rest of us says:

    1. You can’t control the immigration that is the problem..i.e. immigrants from eastern europe…

    2. Of course taxes are up…the treasury is bust

    3. When have they not been in the past 40 odd years we’ve been members…blame Bliar for surrendering the UK rebate which didn’t help

  106. 106
    Anonymous says:

    Did Osborne get up to some thing like this ? One day we might know.

  107. 107
    Miss Direction says:

    Does Ozzy bite the heads off bats?

  108. 108
    Anonymous says:

    Why hasn’t he implemented them yet? Economy is in a worse state now, even Brown wasn’t able being economy as down as Osborne.

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  110. 110
    Anonymous says:

    Mensch, that’s Louise Ubermensch to you.

  111. 111
    David Laws Lib Dem fiddler says:

    So he lied…… Institutional corruption reigns at Westminster. Clegg was going to shut the gates and sort it out, but then again, who could trust a word he says.

    Clegg wrote that “all nations have a cross to bear, and none more so than Germany with its memories of Nazism. But the British cross is more insidious still. A misplaced sense of superiority, sustained by delusions of grandeur and a tenacious obsession with the last war, is much harder to shake off”.[38][39] The article was dusted down during the 2010 General Election campaign when the Daily Mail interpreted the article as being a “Nazi slur on Britain” . I think Clegg should leave office and the country.

  112. 112
    Mike Hunt says:

    If I had to deal with the size of the shit-pile left over from the last lot, I’d need a bit of relaxant.

  113. 113
    Yorkie says:

    “Feel the beat, my sweet louiiiise…..”

  114. 114
    Rob says:

    “Ever since then I have believed that tough, realistic policies to tackle the evil of drugs should be one of the top priorities of any government.”

    Oh what a fucking surprise. They get away with it so it’s all fucking ok then to kick the shit out of everyone else caught doing drugs.

  115. 115
    Reg from Eltham says:

    “Being paid for getting laid. I guess that’s the name of the game”.

  116. 116
    Anon. says:

    That’s what Tony Blair used to do, only it was all at the taxpayers’ expense.

  117. 117
    Sparks and Mencer says:

    ‘This is not just cocaine, this is a ‘big fat’ line of cocaine.’

  118. 118
    Jim says:

    In your dreams, I suppose?

  119. 119
    A Rich Man Rapist back from the USA says:

    Do not need It. It is the Story and the way it is broadcast, and not the evidence, that matters.

  120. 120
    low resolution fox says:

    So err, who has Osborne upset this week to bring this out?

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