Bell Tries to Up His Game
What a strange coincidence: after a hounding from his local press and an investigation launched by the Labour Party, Sir Stuart Bell has taken up the tool that many of his colleagues use to convince us they are doing something:
Welcome to the official twitter of Sir Stuart Bell MP for Middlesbrough—
Sir Stuart Bell (@StuartBellMP) September 08, 2011
Why not use Twitter to ask him what the weather is like in Paris?
Via @jimwaterson
UPDATE: Turns out it’s fake. Guido isn’t quite sure why someone would go to the effort for such a dull fake, but c’est la vie. Miliband’s office have told the BBC that the Chief Whip has had a “stern conversation” with Bell. A classic Labour Party “investigation”.
Well not having a twitter account i will ask using the comments box here: Sir Stuart, why are you such a hypocrite?
‘But those who must be feeling the most let down, the most disappointed, are the millions of Conservative voters who believed the promises of David Cameron,’ he will say.
‘They have begun to realise that when Mr Cameron makes promises about EU referendums, immigration figures or human rights legislation, that he is doing so simply to get their vote without ever meaning it himself.
Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2035430/UKIP-leader-Nigel-Farage-accuse-David-Cameron-mass-deception-voters-pre-election-promises-Europe.html#ixzz1XRrqDeeQ
Anonymous = gutless labour troll
Not really, I do think he should resign. Legally nothing can be done.
They’re all useless. If we all keep voting for the mainstream then we’ll get more of the ……….same. Time for UKIP me thinks. All of the current lot are corrupt, lieing, lazy, corrupt ba**ards. Then we may see some action on leaving the EU, immigration, Human Rights, foreign aid.
Enough is enough.
Iloathlefties says: September 9, 2011 at 11:23 am
UKIP could start e-petition, UKIP will get few million signing but UKIP is not doing it. Some on said UKIP MSPs make one million plus a year, if UK comes out of EU they cannot make this money, this is why they are not doing it.
I disagree… Something can be done!
His wife has snatched £35,000 (an over the top salary for office duties BTW), for basically doing Jack Shit !
They are both thieving bastards !
He probably is. But he’s right.
Print more money and cut rates!
“That is why Christine Lagarde says our policy stance remains appropriate. But I agree with her that policy makers must remain alert to risks. That is why the automatic stabilisers and the ability of monetary policy to respond are key parts of the flexibility built in to our plan.”
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/finance/financialcrisis/8751817/George-Osborne-defends-Plan-A-as-rock-of-stability.html
He reminds me of the wretched Wintertons it the “position old boy” …do they give one shit about their constituents?
Sir Stuart Bell – incompetent lazy venal TWIT.
Labour will slap him on the wrist much as Harriet Harperson did to Dumbleby on QT.
If I remember correctly, this government was going to change the law so that if certain percentage of votes can sign a petition and deselect a sitting MP. Looks like it has gone out of the window.
Bell – end
First Bell now Sharma, what is Milipede going to do. Milipede senior was nearly saying the Iraq War was a mistake on Liebour’s Question Time last night. Revolting person like Blair, they had their chance in office and wrecked the reputation of the UK as well as themselves. BBC thought it balanced to have a Bush supporter on saying how wonderful Blair was… now there’s a surprise. Dumbledumb did not produce any facts, even from Chilcott, to correct him why the war was illegal and how Blair lied, misled, deceived, sex up documents-call it what you will- Parliament so the UK would go to war with US.
BBC needs chopping. The socialist shit shat channel gets worse by the day.
I thought this was about a labour MP who hasnt had a surgery for 12 years, not about the PM.
Don’t know about taken up the tool but Bell (end) is a first class tool that’s for sure.
It’s Bell Guido not Bells. You must have Balls on the brain.
Is that Twitter or Twit
Fuck off billy and stop sponging off the tax payer!
For whom the Bell tolls.
Hello twats in Middlesborough. I know how you’ll vote because you’re thick. Meanwhile I’m nailing French twat like a machine tool. My bellend’s as raw as a piece of sushi. Winning you losers.
Also can someone ask him if he is satisfied that by not holding a sugery for 14 years how he can represent the views of his constituants in a credible manner?
It is also nice to see Ed miliband clamp down hard on him and force him to open a twitter account.
billy, you are developing a nice touch of irony. RedEd clamping down hard indeed!
Why don’t you ask him you twat?
It’s all very well him opening a Twitter account, but apart from people here, who’s going to see it other than educationally subnormal 14-year-olds?
That’s true Tess but again who would want to unless they desperate for something to do, he will not look at it any by past performance.
Thith ith the thort of sthrong leadership the counthry needth.
He’s totally in tune with his constituents – does fuck all and gets money for it.
Can someone ask billy why he doesn’t feel the need to get a job?
How do we know it’s him.
Perhaps it’s Mrs Bell justifying her £35k
Reckon he musta had a dead ringer!
Just in case you don’t want to wait 14 years for an answeR: quite nice.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/weather/forecast/40
Notice that, for the Beeb Met map, London no longer exists. Suppose they haven’t got round to marking Manchester up yet?
london is a c’untry in its own right
Plenty of them there, touble is it is a country within a country
Touch of the Billies again
I guess you’re supposed to all know where london is.
we all know where london is.
we have london rammed down our throats every bloody day.
even the bloody cricket is played more in london than anywhere else these days.
and then there’s the bloody olympics ….
london is the bottom, as in arse, of the country
shit place with shit people
“Better to remain silent and be thought a fool, than to open your mouth and remove all doubt.”
Besides, the disconnect between Bell & his electorate is only likely to widen when he tweets about good meals enjoyed with convivial French politicians in Paris…
Unfortunately, Bell’s Twitter page is about the last page most of his constituents are likely to visit when they visit social network sites.
By the way, Bell’s 73, so he should have retired years ago.
He cannot remember the retirement age poor soul, still he can go to sleep in the HoP he wants to get a good pension
“Takes one to know one”…. Swish
Ou comme on dit à Paris, Bienvenue sur le twitter officiel de Sir Stuart Bell pour Middlesbrough MP en Paris
I don’t suppose Bell hears too many people speaking French in Paris, just as you don’t hear too many people speaking English in London.
Those French chicks really go for the “Sir” thing. You wouldn’t believe it . In fact , I’ve stopped counting. Lucky boy , yeah !!!!!
http://twitter.com/GuidoFawkes/statuses/112105872498495490/
Shocking!
“Guido fact: over a 2 month period @StuartBell missed 65% of votes. Gordon Brown missed 67% of votes.”
But Gordon’s a world leader, can’t piss about at Westminster, far more important things to do like…..?
Spending other peoples money?
….and telling people how to spend other people’s money. It’s a Socialist Core Value.
And one they never fail to keep reminding us about.
Does he take his lead from Gordy or is Gordy taking his lead from Tinkerbell
Just shows how much our politicos can get away with if they really want to push their luck.
I’m reading a book called. “The Structure of Politics at the Accession of George III”.
Nothing has changed, the piggies are feeding from the same troughs, and Sir Stuart would fit right in in Walpole’s Govt.
Yes there was cash for questions and causes even in those far off days, nothing changes….
An absentee MP with a wife paid out of the public purse to assist him in the non-provision of services to constituents.
So farewell Stinkerbell with your fetid fairy dust – more able liars and swindlers are already struggling to take your seat.
Yep he employs his wife Margaret at the taxpayer’s expense and he also has a french speaking bimbo Madeleine Howatson on the books who used to be a 2political officer” at the French embassy in Paris.
Ed balls’ staff are on the same page. Why does he need so many?
http://www.publications.parliament.uk/pa/cm/cmsecret/110728/sponsor-01.htm
Just for the record, the French do not have an embassy in Paris.
I see Rachel Kinnock works for Ed.
I wanted a career in politics but I ended up inventing tweets for this bloke Bell.
What does he claim for his “office” – is his wife on the payroll?
This is about Gordon again isn’t it ?
Just looked at his tweets.
What a pathetic attempt to justify his existence as a constituency MP
Sir Stuart Bell, the honourable member for the 8th arrondissement.
Without a hint of irony, he uses the word “earned”.
Lines to take well and truley recived.
Coffee in a small cafe in Paris.
http://twitpic.com/6i7t87
Did he take that pic?
What’s the betting that thief Bell paid for the well earned coffee ?
The man is an utter cretin.
I really do not understand what all the fuss is about.
I go away abroad on holidays for a well earned rest with my wife, and simply because I have not had constituent surgeries or can be contacted for years does not mean I am sleeping on the job.
I am sleeping OFF the job like many of my fellow MP’s, and of course our world saving past PM Mr Gordon Brown, who is a vital role model to me.
does twitter give him some credibility then – what an arse
Is the twitter account real?
Batten down the hatches – there’s a HURRICANE heading to the UK: Katia expected to lash parts of Britain by Tuesday
Time to switch Windmills off. They can’t take high winds
Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2035394/Hurricane-Katia-hit-parts-Britain-Tuesday.html#ixzz1XS0waYVo
Winds will miss Paris.
Carry on and remain calm. Keep paying your electricity and gas bills, all those hidden green taxes are needed for my very rich family and friends.
O Sir Bell eet ees fortunate you are not in Angleterre, you would be receving a massive blow.
Guido whats with the text bein in white?
Refreshed ok now.
Try Le Coq d’Or – ask any taxi driver for directions.
Shameless old fool.
No doubt he is employing an assistant to write his tweets for him. At our expense.
So, its 11.54 now and Bell’s appointement was at 11 according to his ‘tweet’…
Amazing all the other stuff he’s been able to do in the meantime…
StuartBellMP Sir Stuart Bell
Grey skies over Linthorpe twitpic.com/6i7t87
16 minutes ago
retrofootyshirt Retrofootyshirt.com
by StuartBellMP
Anyone that mentions @retrofootyshirt who retweets this before 3pm tommorow will go into the hat to win a shirt;-).*simples*
42 minutes ago
StuartBellMP Sir Stuart Bell
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Out and about with @Richardpolshow later today see me on look north tonight
25 minutes ago
StuartBellMP Sir Stuart Bell
Just seen the large slogan painted onto a fence on keith road have chased up to see it removed at request of grove hill residents
41 minutes ago
StuartBellMP Sir Stuart Bell
Just finished 2nd meeting of the morning off for a well earned coffee before my next appointment at 11am
1 hour ago
Bell’s exposure seems to be some sort of set up.
He’s been acting this way for ages, so why does the story come out now.?
Is he being used as a convenient cover.?
Frankly the man should resign, he’s guilty of the most appalling behaviour, not a leg morally to stand upon.
If he does resign then that put’s pressure on Gordo to do the decent thing.
Gordo and decent thing do not mix – an oxymoron undoubtedly
First two questions: well the chap who wants to win his seat has been on about it – probably for some time. Then the local newspaper has a go.
However, all of a sudden its turned up on Guido’s radar, and it seems that makes more of a difference to the newspapers. And of course, now guido’s got hold of it and shaking it like a jack russel.
Guido isn’t quite sure why someone would go to the effort for such a dull fake…
Perhaps because a boring, self-satisfied twitter feed might appear to be more credible?
I guess its like fishing. Make the bait look as realistic as possible.
Oh its fake.
Seem to be two fake ones and a real one….
http://cyberboris.wordpress.com/2011/09/09/tory-women-unite-in-thinking-david-cameron-let-himself-down-in-his-treatment-of-nadine-dorries/
Tory women unite in thinking David Cameron and Tories let themselves down in the treatment of Nadine Dorries.
The fucking Tory party let itself down electing the twat Cameron.
Thankfully Camerons stereo typical humour was not matched by a stereotypical flounce errrr
Clearly a sort of cut price Winterton – he missed a trick not getting a seat for his wife though !
However, he is obviously a vital man for sections of the labour party leadership. Come the next election and the boundary changes, it’ll be ‘step forward Lord Bell’ and hello Middlesbrough from blinky, or another of the soon to be disposessed !
Farage giving a cracking speech at the UKIP conference.
certainly sounded like it…no wonder BBC took it off
Interesting how he appealed to disaffected Tories who are now seeing just what a liar Cameron has been shown to be. Farage was right to highlight the broken promises on EU referenda, immigration, crime etc. Cameron has had the time to start programmes on these matters but has failed to do so. I don’t mind paying my share of increased taxes, cut child tax credits and a potential child benefit loss, but I expect something in return and I’m afraid the Troies have/are failing to deliver on the big issues.
Was it videoed?
Enjoying watching today’s Daily Politics show. O.K. A. Neil has Friday’s off, but one of the guests today is the ravishing Sarah Sands–phwoarrrrr factor 9 /10. Unfortunately the other guest is Mehdi Hassan ( spelling ?) , who looks as though he’d slit any kaffirs throat if they stepped out of line. Horrible man.
only 9/10?
50 years old, nice face, nice cun*t
Just googled her – not bad, but her image cache is sprinkled with odd strangers (as ever) inc M Gove (ugh).
Mehdi Hassan….shudder, motormouthed Muslamic version of the repugnant Aaronovitch.
England win toss and bowl first.
Billy wins the biggest tosser prize.
you going to ruin the game again ffs?
Fuck up and let us enjoy order order during the day without having the highlights ruined later
You can be rest assured that that evil c*** who was party to the killing of Baby p would have been given a very stern talking to before his release.
Ding dong Bell
Stewpot’s doin’ well
Who votes him in?
Maybe kith and kin?
Who’ll turf him out?
Young Ed’s got the clout
What he needs is urgery
To attend his surgery
It ne’er did Gordie harm
Tell him so, Eddie
Use your reddy charm
Stinkerbell’s parents should be evicted from their retirement home, and have their state pensions cut off.
Don’t miss Stuart Bell’s p@rnogr@phic novel, Paris 69:
http://www.amazon.co.uk/Paris-69-Stuart-Bell/dp/0903692007
Time to ding his dong!
Hi Stuart, I’m still waiting for my fee for supplying the three rent boys.
Lord Mandelson told me you paid on time.
Stuart pal, I can fix all your problems.
Now I have got my new £600 iPad on MP’s expenses, I will be opening a twitter account myself, if my secretary shows me how to do it. I will then be able to tweet about my many conquests, and, get even more, because all the young girls I know are desperate to become celebs. How are you doing up north Katya? I’m missing you.
Idle bastard, just the odd tweet
He’s only sober 2 hours a year. He can’t even wipe his own arse cos he always totally pissed the whole time.
Did you know, he’s following his own Twitter account? !!!!!