Rich & Mark’s Monday Morning View
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Nigel Farage hits the nail on the head:
“This olive oil ban was virgin on the ridiculous.”
Bill Quango MP says:
Ned Flanders – Clegg
Lisa Simpson – Natalie Bennett
Milhouse – Hilary Benn
Martin Prince – Andy Burnham
Edna Krabappel – Luciana Berger
Crazy Cat Lady – Glenda jackson
Comic book guy – John Prescott
Carl – Chucka
Lenny – Philip Hammond
Willie – Eric joyce
Poochie – Gordon Brown
Reverend Lovejoy – Tony Blair
Shome mistake with the face colour shurely?
No, I believe that was the colour of the fellow being mugged in the original. Yup, just checked.
No very good taste – actualy and not very funy
The politcons have a sun tan – have they gone back to tusceny now
Why the fuck is Dave wearing a top hat, when has Dave or any Chav mugger ever worn a top hat?
Dave is posh. Top hat is easy shorthand to distance him from the man on the street without just running that Bullingdon photo again and again.
Mmm, okay I withdraw my short sighted complaint but next time I want a full refund.
steady
We can do so much better than this, can’t we?
To show that he is of a different class from those horrible oiky type chavs.
would have been funnier if they were mugging ed millbund (grommit) or britania….
Any one who gives up a little Freedom for a little Security, Will lose both and deserve Neither. Look a MEXICO. Prohibition. Police State, NOT WORKING. Why the F–k would we bring that here. The Corrupt State Fiscal Policy is the cause of this, brought in by State Agencies to Fragment Society, Immigration Policy, All a part of the Problem that the STATE is now going to address. ha ha.
NICK CLEGG – Wiki entry
As a 16-year-old exchange student in Munich, he and a friend drunkenly set fire to what he called “the leading collection of cacti in Germany”. He was not formally charged.
… also it’s a stupid cartoon – would R&M rather adopt Red Milli’s (can’t remember his name – you know, the Labour guy) view and blame the riots on the bankers?
Who the fuck let all the fucking mass-murdering psycho Poles in?
I know, it’s outrageous, once upon a time Jersey was famous for its peaceful industrial-scale bug gery of children in care homes, by upstanding members of the judiciary, Filth and blackmailed pols from the mainland, without the locals saying a peep, and now we have to put up with East European filth despoiling our kiddie – fiddler idyll. Outrageous! Come on Dave, pull your finger out! Put down the child and get back to work.
The true story is here:
http://www.guardian.co.uk/uk/2010/nov/26/jersey-childrens-home-assaults
Very bad, but not the alleged large-scale sexual abuse that got the media and public so throughly horny in 2008.
But it’s shit.
Total isht
Being told that the riots weren’t racial so why do Sky and the Beeb keep having black spokesmen and black yoof workers on? Isn’t the black community offended?
Yes, rather gives the game away doesn’t it.
Have you noticed all the luvvies have, for the moment, stopped telling us how marvellous it is to live somewhere as “EDGY” as London. FFFS.
Support David Starkey on here:
http://www.gopetition.com/petitions/david-starkey-has-a-point-and-the-right-to-freedom-of-s.html
Thanks for the link ex-tory. Have signed the petition and circulated it.
Maybe Jethro meant that those who pay will be white?
This is the best Rich & Mark cartoon ever.
time for your medicine sir william – then we have that specsavers appointment
It is against the rules on this site to say something positive about Rick and Mark’s cartoon. Try again.
Rule number one: There are no rules
Rule number two: Only one rule allowed
Rule number thee: Rules one and two are hereby rescinded.
that’s raaaaaaaaaaaaaaaacist
I’m going to change my name by deed poll to Ray Cist.
Too late.
No surrender.
Send the buggers back.
Don’t just talk about it and do it, quick before puts deed poll charges up.
Using the word cartoon in the tags is an example of subliminal racism.
You have been warned.
Someone called?
No, I’m sure Dave and George are both white.
Fagin would probably got away with it! No mobile phone video then!
I think you’ll find that it was indicated that Fagin was gping to be hung at the end of the book…..you’re thinking of the original musical where Ron Moody danced off into the sunset with a group of smiling urchins
I think it was just Dodger actually, but you are right about the book.
That was Alan Sugar delighted that he had finally collected enough shekels to buy Binatone.
Now why would AS do that my Dear
You’ve taken too many liberties already, you pair of flaps.
Cameron is completely in favour of looting – as long as it’s by his banker friends.
http://the-tap.blogspot.com/2011/08/cameron-supports-looting-of-britain-by.html
.. and by politicians.
When Dave, BoJo and Gideon smash up small businesses it’s high-jinks.
Yawn.
They are just Trade
When you take something that does not belong to you, it is theft. Whether that be a youth in a gang, or a politician or a banker.
I hope that Cameron’s morality drive will extend all the way from the sink estates to the classrooms to the town halls and on to the boardrooms.
Get them out!
In my younger days I bent over backwards for the BBC but this time I’m fucking them, although it’s going to be up hill all the way Enoch.
Even Banksy would be proud of that one!
What, Gordon Banksy?
Your cartoonist needs a art school course of how to draw. Pathetic.
What is the Child Catcher doing to Apollo Creed?
They certainly don’t get funnier as the weeks pass by,I do so miss Punch and it’s covers!
http://www.magforum.com/covers/punch.jpg
Tha tellin tha age t’old lad most on here have never heard of it.
Punch? Yeah, that’s what ya give someone who disses ya, innit.
Don’t understand the “joke” but the faces are better than usual. Clegg is particularly realistic.
Clever for once. I do get the joke (s).
Why is Officer Dibble wearing a top hat?
Because he is just over here in an unofficial advisory capacity.
That is our dear leader, Dodgy Dave it even bears a slight resemblance to him.
I don’t see the resemblance at all. In reality, Dave’s nose is brown.
Clegg? Clegg?????****!!!!!#####^^^^????? Which one is freaking Clegg?
**Regains composure**
Ah! yes, I see, he is the one next to Mandelson.
*goes off for another snifter*
Why is Mandelson behind him?
I thought he was a “bottom”
I think the one pinching from the rucksack is Gideon the heir to the Osborne baronetcy (of Ballentaylor, in County Tipperary, and Ballylemon, in County Waterford), Dodgy Dave’s “tax collector”
I prefer the covers of privet eye. At least they were funny.
A hedge-grower’s publication possibly?
Do you need yours shaved?
Jesus Christ these drawings are fucking appalling. We’re into ‘it would be so bad it’s good but it’s so much fucking worse than even that that it becomes bad all over again’ territory.
Haha! Best comment on here since Old Holborn claimed he had bought an island where he was going to live with a couple of geese and sheep called ‘Freedom’.
You are obviously easily impressed
“it would be so bad it’s good but it’s so much fucking worse than even that that it becomes bad all over again’ territory.”
You mean like Battle Los Angeles?
or Rush
I like Rush (the group) but thought ‘Battle..’ was pants.
Could you please re-do it with our national flag correctly depicted?
Just like it is in my tattoo.
anyone would think that the political classes have never used violence to attain their own ends.
this whole saga is ridiculous.
what does that say about commenters who apparently haven’t got a clue as their country is removed from them, under their very nose, by the elites – blame the victims FFS – no one is an island except the white english it seems
Rinka the dog rip.
I notice the Golden Rivet’s popped out. They need Alan Duncan.
So smooth, he almost slips out of himself.
Politicians rob my fucking earnings every year
to give to these pond life scum
Every day, don’t you mean?
In fact, every fucking second, of every fucking minute, of every fucking hour, of every fucking day, of every fucking week, of every fucking month, of every fucking year, world without end, Amen.
Bumface thinks the Americans have the right idea. He’s having a Batphone installed.
Yeah yeah Jimmy and Daivd Starkey has started a new job with the EHRC.
Why don’t you fuck off and take your rentboy Robin to bed with some of your special bat powder eh!
That’s a RACIST comment from Jimmy if ever I’ve heard one.
It’s just yet another smart alec comment from our resident armchair revolutionary.
He should get a wheelchair. Useful for ramming the pigs.
He’ll be getting one if he keeps on with the pithy one-liners.
this is all part of the ‘criminalisation’ of the poor
it will be execution of the poor next masquerading as welfare
watch out it could be you next
Please can you put your tinfoil hat back on and get to fucking bed!
shouldn’t you be in your alley bin by now??
You are in dire need of a brian transplant.
So let’s get this right : Wavy Davey and Fluffer Osborne actually want to encourage street crime so that they can justify taking money from the poor to piss away in offerings to their rich friends in the EU and third world countries that run space programmes.
No. But it’s terribly handy.
My tits have the same constancy as raspberry jelly.
Dave and George mugging black Britain?
Richard and Mark getting confused again?
Not even slightly amusing.
Idiotic!
Theresa May wants to name & shame the young people involved in the riots (contrary to current law)
Funny how only recently it was decided to keep the names of MPs being investigated for robbery from the public purse secret
One law for them another for the rest
I shouldn’t worry nothing will happen in the end ….firstly the law requires to be changed and the Tories won’t get it past their Coalition partners let alone passed by Parliament…also this talk about targetting gangs,evictions etc is just hot air to keep the “Daily Mail” and its readership happy and thinking that the government ios getting tough…the fact is that the very politicians who are sounding off on the lines of “Something WILL be done !” are the very ones that passed the law that actually stop them actually doing what they threaten in the first place.. the Human Rights Act will stop the government’s proposals being they are even implemented and you can expect that the ECHR will instruct them to stop such action and issue a fine against them if they persist that’s WHY the country is in the mess it is. The only way for the government to do what it says is to repeal the Human Rights Act and aagin they will be unable to do this for the simple reason that the Tories do not command a majority in Parliament that’s why “Dave’s” manifesto proposals have been kicked into the long grass by setting up a commission on the subject…he know’s he can’t actually do it or that his Coalition partners will vote for it. The fact is the LibDems have the whip hand on evry piece of legislation in regard to these matters
Also expect plenty of bullshit from “Dave” this morning but in the end very little action that he or anyone else can take within the current laws of the land and as I said he simply will not get any legislation passed into law for the simple reason that the LibDems and Labour won’t support anything that smacks of endangering an individuals rights
Well said Tough Talk
But don’t fall into the Tory fantasy that iDave would be some sort of Tory Rambo if it weren’t for the Limp-Dumps.
He is a a leftist Blue Labour cretin who could have got in on a landslide if he hadn’t peddled his “Hier to Bliar” tripe and had to suck up to the Limps to get into Downing st.
If they vanished tomorrow he would still be the EU-sucking , green marxism peddling little shite he is.
If they are convicted they can be named.
If they are innocent (including those charged but not convicted) then they can’t.
Why does she want to ‘name and shame’ the innocent? Will she name and shame you, or me? Why?
Perhaps TMay + 39 are talking about the under 16s ?
It’s William Wilberforce and he’s got a lot to answer for.
Oh god another fecking useless R&M cartoon!
Out of interest are they considered to be in the “primary” school of cartooning?
Even David Starkey could do better in black and white!
Bloke in the grey hoody is the Irish sergeant in Sharpe. No idea about the one in the top hat. Some kind of Victorian motiff appears intended, but what exactly I’m not sure.
It beggars belief that my nose has just been hacked.
Should’ve gone private then!
Tessa the jowls on the BBC talking about widespread criminality, oh the irony, the biggest gang culture we have in this country is the Palace of Westminster gang and the civil servants gang , undecided on the cartoon.
can’t wait for Dave’s moral blockbuster
Presumably the moral he’s talking about are his and anyone who doesn’t agree with him is morally unsound.
morality in isolation is pure nonsense and once again top-down crusading
he’s hardly a good example either
Thats shown him flashy, *Now piss off down your own End*
it’s the 100th birthday of the Official Secret’s Act 1911
All we have gained in that time if the Freedom of (Un)Information Act which Blair now says he regrets allowing
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/politics/8701483/The-slow-road-to-reform-in-a-nation-once-ruled-by-secrecy.html
What sort of morality is it that our leaders think they can continue to operate in secrecy???
Happy Birthday to you!
Happy Birthday to you!
Happy Birthday dear [redacted]!
Happy Birthday to you!
I’m at a villa in Sunny Marbella la la la la la la la!
Not even the rioting brought me back – coz I’m too busy shagging behind my wife’s sack!
Your wife’s sack? What’s
hisher name?Cameron say he wants a social fightback well why wont he start by shutting down that left wing anti British and Labour supporting BBC.
then perhaps we can have some proper debates rather that listening to all the lies/bile from this overgrown lefty organisation.
Everyone knows now what they are doing FFS Cameron get a grip.
I’m listening to IDS talking like a North London poly educated social worker from the 1970′s so no frigging hope of that!
Totally off topic !
But ,Last week my van broke down
i had to get towed to a garage where i had a complete new clutch ,slave and master cylinders etc
On top of losing a days pay,it cost me £500 on top of my misery was £100 VAT
making the total £600
My question is why the fuck should the government get £100 off me for doing sweet FA ?
In my view a clutch is essential as i cannot work without it , I will be able to claim it all back against tax
But the man in the street would not be able to do this and it just got me thinking that governments should not be adding VAT to things that are essential to people earning a living !
Moan over !
Hope you enjoy living in a country that has no police force, no armed forces, no roads etc etc. Just because you’re too selfish to make a contribution.
I can’t help thinking I live in a country with no police force, no armed forces, no roads etc, and I do make a contribution.
Er, if you live in the UK, then aren’t your conditions all but met? (small MET)
Please spell your name right
surley it’s Benefito
The enterprising man in the street gained parity with your tax refund, and more, by declaring a cashless shopping period a week ago.
Mad Frankie – that money goes into the bottomless black pit. Quelle surprise!
I say old boy , it’s as easy as shelling Libya, beats mugging old ladies any time.
Er…who is shelling Libya? Aoart from Muammar Gaddafi?
i fink we should have another Labour government cos they never start wars or nuffin like that innit.
Where’s the punchline??
in your face if you don’t give me your stuff and phone and other fings innit.
“Nobody pays any attention to us because we Asians – and by that I mean Muslims, Sikhs and Hindus – don’t cause trouble. “One blakc man is killed and there are riots across the UK. Three Asians are killed and you don’t see an MP.
Thats cos its Birmingham init.
Sikhs and Hindus don’t cause trouble. You got that part right.
Aagh…the monster has surfaced again.
Gordon Brown has spoken out against what he described as “politicised” parts of the British press, which he said try to “destroy pieces of people’s characters” to make political points.
The former prime minister made the remarks during an unscheduled appearance at the Edinburgh International Book Festival, where he joined wife Sarah on stage.
I do wish he’d contract unscheduled cancer of the arsehole
OT , Fawkes just catching up , your piece on batty hatty harmen and her ilk and the damage they caused, is one of your finest ever.
Why the fuck haven’t the Tories got the balls to stand up in Parliament and articulate the same sentiments? Hopeless, hopeless career politicians.
Because at the end of the day, the Tories have infinitely more in common with Labour and the Lib Dems, than they do with the ordinary patriotic Joe Public of Britain.
To give Gove some credit, he pretty much did that on Newsnight (?) the other day.
Crap cartoon.
Comment of the day – oh dear – its been said before im afraid
Ta very muchly!
And it is STILL a crap cartoon…
How to Tories can win a landslide election victory:
1) Bring all the troops home
2) Withdraw from the EU
3) Raise the personal allowance to around £25k
Only around 30% of the population, those permanantly hooked on state money would vote agains the above platform.
(3) looks a bit like ballsonomics to me.
Bribe now, and someone else can pay later.
Paid for by leaving the EU. And we should never think of cutting taxes as a “cost”.
Get rid of the windmill bullshit as well.
Ballsonomics = spend all the money, so what !
or get rid of Scotchland, Wales and N Ireland commies
Can I add another?
4) Instruct the Police to police the streets with the consent of the law-abiding 95% of us, and not the consent of rioters, looters, drug-dealers and Gangstas.
A lot of decent people are fed up with seeing the victims of crime being arrested for having the temerity to defend themselves against thugs, or for saying something that might offend a scumbag.
4) Replace Teresa May with David Davis
5) Make Starkey deputy PM
Davis seems more and more to me like the self-regarding Paddy Ashdown.
Starkey should get the top job.
Everyone who posts here is a jerk.
you jerk.
The cartoonist has a sickeningly stereotypical 1960s vision of Class, Privilege and Race. This is not an epithet suitable for 2011.
The UK racial group under most pressure at the moment was securely at home watching TV during the civil disturbances. Only fools and “Johnnie-Come-Lately’s” went out to walk the streets in the midst of riots.
Rich and Mark manage to come up with good satirical cartoon for once and nobody gets it, now that is funny (clue the mobile is a Blackberry).
Actually, the windowlickers don’t get it. Editorial Intelligence, a monitoring service that is sends out a summary of the news had it down as a highlight this morning.
It is a blog tradition that it gets slagged off.
satirical cartoon?? what linking Cameron with one of the worst crimes of the riots is satirical ? so if that’s the level then lets get someone to do a cartoon of r&m beating an old person to death with the punchline
“give us the funny you old bitch “
Bollocks
What the cartoon (and it is badly drawn) makes very clear is that Camoron is a con-man. Talks tough but will do nothing apart from stealing more money off the public and passing laws that increase the states oppressive power over ordinary people with something to lose and have zero effect on the scumbags (including the looters in Westminster)
It is a blog tradition that it is rubbish.
“It is a blog tradition that it gets slagged off.”
OK, we’ll start praising it instead… (no, that won’t work, either!)
*Walks slowly back to drawing board*
Reminds me of the beginning of Chris Fowler’s Disturbia (or was it Psychoville? long time ago).
Weren’t Boris, George and Dave all Buller members?
What a load of shit, usual Rich and Mark rubbish. These two need to find a new hobby.
FFS, Guido, leave this sort of snivelling leftish shite to the snivelling lefties.
i dont get it why are dick dastardly and gordon brown arresting barack Obama
applause