July 17th, 2011

Hackgate: The Movie


  1. 1
    The Umpire is always right! says:

    Was on Old Holborns site a while ago?

  2. 2
    Gordon Brown ate my hamster says:

    If Brooks is going to be charged, I hope she reveals all about Labour’s collusion.

  3. 3
    The Umpire is always right! says:

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  4. 4
    Baddabing says:

    First !

  5. 5
    i'm feeling a little kweer says:

    Billy, do you live up OH’s rectum?

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    Tom says:

    You’re either in front of Guido, or behind!

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    Gordon Brown ate my hamster says:

    Labour can barely contain their glee at the moment. They’re not very smart. Surely they must realise that Murdoch won’t go down without a fight. Have they never heard the saying “If I’m going down, I’m taking you with me”? He knows, to coin a phrase, where all the bodies are buried. That’s usually a figure of speech but in Labour’s case it may be all too literal. :-D

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    Baddabing says:


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    As Old As The Pills says:

    Mrs Brooks is getting the good cop/bad cop treatment as this very moment.

    One copper gets her a cup of tea, the other one sits there taking bribes.

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    Gordon Brown ate my hamster says:

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    Clarence M. says:

    Please don´t forget me.

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    eeu to me says:

    Plod appears to have screwed up Vaz and his gang by having a “chat” with the main contender, the two Murdochs can always say but ms Brooks ran the British part of the company speak to her,I wonder if plod did this on purpose just to show the MP’s they aren’t the only one’s with power and don’t like the MP’s baying for plod blood.

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    “And Miss Brooks just how many met police officers did you bribe”
    Oh err All of them !

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    Post hoc says:

    As Stephenson has just resigned, will there be anyone left to interview her?

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    Gordon Brown ate my hamster says:


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    The Umpire is always right! says:

    Just a simple question, What is worse, Brooks and co offering a bribe or Plod for accepting a bribe?

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    Gordon Brown ate my hamster says:


  20. 20
    The Don says:

    … a dish best served cold.

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    Post hoc says:


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    Whats the odds on Yates going before close of play today ?

    So it was just a couple of low ranking officers was it ?
    Prepare a cell for Mr Stevens !

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    The Police will first arrest the Police, before they arrest the news industry and the Prime Minister.

    Hmmm. Maybe there’s a better plan. Arrest the Prime Minister, and the rest can be dealt with later.

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    aonoimus says:

    Hugh Grant as David Cameron eh? Hehe……..this is one of the reasons I’ve wanted to stab Richard Curtis and Grant for fucking years. Grant plays a British PM who stands up to the USA, FFS. A leftie liberal, wet dream creation by Curtis if ever there was one. (Grant looks nothing like Harold Wilson for a fucking start!)

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    Silence is golden !


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    PD77 says:

    LOL nice one ;)

  27. 27
    Bi the way says:

    You don’t like Hаrry do you Billy?

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    PD77 says:

    Well as most of it happened on the previous governments watch perhaps they should just arrest the previous resident of No. 10 instead?

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    Jumped or pushed ?
    I recon Cameron has sacked the fucker !

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    Anonymous says:

    Don’t say that out loud around here unless you want to get propositioned mate.

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    Cold food says:

    Ice Cream

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    Forward thinking says:

    Prime Minister cuts 5000 Police jobs, case closed, no more coppers to arrest anyone.

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    Jellied eels ?

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    I just hope we haven’t shredded too much of the good stuff !

    Ask yourself one question !
    Can Murdoch Bring Down Dave’s Government ?

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    I bet a pound to a piece of shit that he negotiated a full pension pay out before going !
    as they always do !

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    Brian Black says:

    Do we lose more of ourselves by paying the whore, or by being the whore?

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    The whole of the press is guilty of unethical and illegal activities. Dogcrap the lot of them.

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    Redpoll says:

    Why didn’t Goodman cut a deal when he was fingered? Was he told “we’ll see you right if you keep shtumm”? If so wasn’t that conspiracy to pervert the course of justice?

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    Anonymous says:

    No doubt the Mirror Group will also get its comeuppance in due course, judge not, that ye be not judged and all that…

    But part of me still thinks bollocks to Murdoch and his son.

    The British Murdoch press was shamefully lame during climategate. Even the Guardian stood out against them. How can the British society and democracy win against these cancerous networks ?

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    Osama the Nazarene says:

    Brilliant clip. Puts the correct perspective on this “hackgate” nonsense and the importance afforded it by the pompous asses at Al ja beeba, the Grauniad and the holier than thou hypocrites of the new generation Liebor party.

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    Osama the Nazarene says:

    I bet they did but more worrying for Murdo must be the new line of enquiry opened up in the States. The Yanks have very stringent laws about bribery and bungs in business and they are starting enquiries about Murdo’s public US company offering bungs to plod in the UK.

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    Osama the Nazarene says:

    Jumped before being pushed, pension intact.

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