Though he has often strayed, eco-toff George Monbiot (Stowe and Brasenose, Oxford) has finally exited the reality based community. Here was his orgasmic reaction to NewsCorp withdrawing the bid yesterday:
This is our Berlin Wall moment.—
(@GeorgeMonbiot) July 13, 2011
Guido thinks a special order of the OTT and all round mocking is in order.
Though we should pause to remember the thousands of hacks shot dead trying to escape East Wapping.
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Iran’s military chief-of-staff, Major General Hassan Firouzabadi…
“The Iranian nation is standing for its cause and that is the full annihilation of Israel”.
Mr Bryant and Mr Watson managing to make the whole hacking affair look like a farce – the more they moan the less I care about the whole subject! So partisan it beggars belief at all costs. They cannot rise above it ! If I was to call the PM a ‘liar’ I would want to be VERY sure.
Looney left by name, looney left by nature….
Moinboit?
In the immortal word of Tony Blair: Wo’evah.
Looks like Rupert will not be any hurry to go to US.
3.52pm: I just spoke to News International and they confirmed that James Murdoch is a dual UK/US citizen.
http://www.guardian.co.uk/media/blog/2011/jul/14/phone-hacking-scandal-live-coverage#block-61
Guardian july 14 phone hacking scandal live coverage?
What an awfully dreary life you must lead.
Blinking Heck Courts either side of the Atlantic can nail him. I wonder if he’s ever considered being an Aussie?
Can’t be as boring as reading moonbat’s Twitter.
When Murdoch re-submits his bid in 6 – 24 months time, as he surely will, does that mean that the wall will rebuild itself?
Sky reporting that rupert and son have changed their minds and will now attend the committee. Should be fun as I’m sure Rupert won’t take any shit from stroppy back bench MPs many of whom have only just entered parliament and are wet behind the ears.
Methinks the Northern Territory beckons.
FFS Guido. Moonbat is a certified Loon why are you wasting electricity reproducing his Tweets?
He is the exception to Dave’s rule and any tweet from him makes a Twat
Apparently he masturbates over Caroline Lucas’s piss-poor speeches in Hansard…..
Mr Monbiot had been showing some encouraging signs of ratiocination lately, with sermons on the lines of “Nuclear power companies are the spawn of Satan but we need them to keep the light on”. Heigh-ho. As TS Eliot wrote, humankind cannot bear very much reality.
He even went as far as to admit that total self sufficiency, wind farming your own land, would never generate the power to be able to manufacture anything bigger than a dustbin.
I think the true Islington eco warriors think he’s a capitalist running dog turncoat.
Saying in one breath that we must, for example, run all vehicles on free-range, corn-fed-chicken droppings, but in the next saying that we need a nuclear programme (peace, man), is surely just ‘Monbiot diversity’.
It was his support of nuclear power that convinced the Germans to do away with theirs, using the old adage “if George Monbiot supports it, it has to be stupid”.
So the Germans are sort of doing away with it, they will be importing a fair amount of nuclear generated energy from France. As well as looking to coal/gas to stop their own lights going out.
They’re not really doing away with it, just saying they might in a few years. When they have a hoo-ha about keeping the lights on, they’ll say, “OK, ve vill keep zem open.”
“So the Germans are sort of doing away with it, they will be importing a fair amount of nuclear generated energy from France. As well as looking to coal/gas to stop their own lights going out.”
Well yeah. It’s either that or agreeing with George. What would you do?
The Germans don’t like Nuclear but by God they do seem to like gas.
Chlorine
Phosgene
Mustard
Zyklon B
Quite simply he is a cock.
He’s not just any old cock,
He’s an M&S cock!
Nonsense, a cock’s a useful thing.
A tale told by an idiot, full of sound and fury, signifying nothing
TO553R
Beat me to it, but oh well, might as well – Moonbat = wanker.
…..I think Moonbat may be onto something as what followed the Fall of the Berlin Wall was a nasty internicene war in the Balkans.
This boy Moonblat was such a tosser that we named our ‘Chelsea Tractor’ after him .
Do you think he was masturbating furiously when he wrote that? I bet the snivelling little cnut was.
That man is an arse.
I deny it.
More like a “shit hitting the fan” moment
Nah – it’s an hysterical, multi-faction, name calling, gang shouting match in the school playground with none of the silly little fuckers having the cojones to land a punch.
(Except for the Scottish, one eyed fat kid in the corner, with a spirtle up his jacksie, bashing himself over the head with a moth eaten sporran)
That is quite an image you have conjored Sir.
I applaud you.
Though we should pause to remember the thousands of hacks shot dead trying to escape East Wapping.
R.I.P Loyal and noble hacks, defenders of our freedoms, enforcers of our morals and bastian of truth.
We will never forget
(Sobs into tissue)
A pity Monidiot couldn’t have shot too.
What about the hundreds of NOW employees now out of work as a direct result of the actions of a man voted to lead his party by the unions.
They may be offered work at the Sun on Sunday, yet.
Not all of them, otherwise it would be a very poor cost cutting exercise.
I mean, does any of this make sense.
Murdoch? Giving up instantly?
Never has anyone ever accused Ed of such success and influence.
Well said lounglizard.
Or, more accurately, many hundreds who have laid down their livers in their efforts to escape the reality of their squalid ‘profession’.
I’ll drink to that!
Another “Berlin Wall” moment.
http://f2cscotland.blogspot.com/2011/07/air-quality-standard-eliminates-need.html
The Noble Lords need to be updated on the Indoor air quality standards before they have another debate.
Start at page 542.
The link to the above mentioned debate.
http://www.publications.parliament.uk/pa/ld201011/ldhansrd/lhan180.pdf
Thing is, the 250,000 people who buy the Guardian (all of them in government, fucking the country up) really, really, think that Rupe is personally responsible for making the workers conservative.
All that, locking people up and stopping mass immigration are ideas put in their heads by New International.
The middle class Left really do believe that the workers are suffering false consciousness. Their analysis is massively flawed. Just because the Guardianistas subscribe to an ideology that they cling on to despite the evidence of reality, doesn’t mean middle-england does the same.
We all know that if you lock up a criminal, if nothing else, the bugger can’t commit any more crime.
The exit from reality is that a Social Democratic paradise is only weeks away, now Labour isn’t scared of Rupe anymore.
The Cambridge traitors of the thirties were cast in the same mould. They *knew* that they were right and that communism was the way to go therefore it was ok to betray at least until the “people” saw sense and agreed with them.
The silly people wouldn’t support communism so being *right* they would just have to help things along a bit.
Guardianistas summed up:
http://www.youtube.com/patcondell
Condell sums up the entire ruling elite with that one.
The guardian has never been the same since it sold off all its other paper interests and became a paper for the London Liberals and Polly lefties. They do not understand how high fuel prices effect individuals outside london and no proper public transport so cannot understand while attempts to price people off the roads does not work. Also why should i use public transport in london after 9pm, its full of people you cross the road to avoid. Its not called the frightbus for nothing.
you little pussy
people like you go through life shit scared cos you use the news as your basis for reality
no one wants to rape your ugly bird or steal your 5 year old Ipod
may be your Berlin Wall but it was only light reading for my afternoon shit
Indeed.
Murdoch was frightened that the 94% of the country who never read the news of the world might be joined by the other 6% …
Berlin Wall?
oooh berlin. great gay scene and really trendy long weekend destination. i don’t know what that’s got to do with bringing down an autocratic evil empire though.
maybe it is like some sort of gay scene thing, like i’ll have you up against the wall pumping you full of lead big boy whilst wearing long black leather boots and a kinky uniform.
Ok Evan. Get back to work now. We have deadlines you know.
Are you trying to wind up mr moseley that nice facist chap who ran a lot of the background humming this past fortnight
Be very careful,he has a high pain threshold (beaten into him I expect by public school and expensive consorts)
You should consider posting in german so he wont cop it,I believe it is only military phrases he is fluent in (they dont like it uppem sah)
Monboit is rhyming slang for tosser
Monbiot is right about everything and everyone:
http://www.guardian.co.uk/environment/georgemonbiot/2011/may/13/christopher-booker-misleading
e.g., on speed cameras, he has the full agreement of all responsibly minded motorists:
http://www.speedcam.co.uk/gatso2.htm
berlin wall,you’ve got nuffink on me.
You must be my uncle, Great Wall of China.
I’m still a bit of a laugh you know:
I could well imagine Gordon Brown walking around his home like this especially after he forgets to take his tablets.
You know he did admit that it was OTT in his next tweet, and that the moment just got to him. But why would you try and be fair and post that?
This is our Pay Wall moment.
Monbiot is caught in the no-mans land between reasoned analysis and his wild fantasies.
i wish he was in no man’s land. i’d soon have the twat. global warming – have you seen the mud round here?
tHE bERLIN WALL WAS bUILT BY LEFTY FUCKERS LIKE MINTBOIT
Indeed reading between the lines you can sense he and his lefty ilk did not regard the berlin wall as THEIR moment,more of a tragedy really in their eyes
this was the moment the concrete gate in the iron curtain came tumbling down to reveal the savagery of utopia as repeated in China,North Korea,Cambodia etc
once you give any government the right to ration food in the name of equality this will be the result-all socialists have a malthusian viewpoint,its in their DNA
But I thought all us lefties still mourned the demise of Communism ???
No, lefties hated it. I think you’re thinking of NATO.
All the reds became greens overnight and enthusiastically renewed their war on capitalism, with different soundbites.
Ah, George.
My favourite monstrous hypocrite who
hates cars until he needs one, hates capital but
has plenty himself and absolutely insists on
giving advice and opinions when not wanted.
I would point him in the direction of Bishop
Mandell Creighton who said, ” No people do so
much harm as those who go about doing good,
so fuck off and leave us alone,” end of quote
Monboit should just fuck off – period
Could he take the simpering twitess Louise Gray with him?
He is a tosser of the first water isn’t he? Makes me ashamed to be a ‘lefty’. Mind you, he is only a liberal.
A Berlin wall moment requires the downfall of people who admire Karl Marx, commies, socialism and all that crap, and it seems to me they are all still firmly in place in this country, I have read Hodge and Trevor Phillips both had busts of Lenin in their offices, wasn’t Ed Milibands father one of the countries preminent Marxists and his grandfather in the Red Army?
Then there is the BBC, the teaching proffession, local govt, the law, publishing, the media stuffed to the gunnels with Che Guevara t shirt wearers, even the Archbishop of Canterbury seems to have a marxist past from what i have read, so this country is far from having a Berlin Wall moment, but at some point it will and then they’ll all be wetting their knickers when the British people realise what they’ve all been up to.
Remember the original name for ‘political correctness’ was ‘cultural marxism’.
Well said! I agree with every word.
Blimey, you are on a roll aren’t you? How is life in the bedsit these days?
I fail to see what accomodation type has to do with my comment, but then as the thumbs up show, or DOWN in your case, your attempt at being a smart arse has failed miserably.
Go for it Ruski
You forgot Cameron.
Demos, Common Purpose, IPPR, Joseph Rowntree Trust, Fabian Society etc etc……….
And of course the EU (which the lefties love), here a Soviet dissident compares and contrasts the EU with the Soviet union. He ends by saying ‘I have lived in your future and it did not work’
Jeeezzz…all them commie names, kinda makes ma trigger finger itchy.
Time to put another 50p in the electric meter before the computer goes off White Russian.
No one loathes the poor with more contempt than a middle-class leftie, as your comments prove.
A glass of vodka for you and a bottle for me, i am pissed orf with all this murdok krap
at least the quality of class A drugs have not been affected in north London.
Will Moonbat be flying over to West Wapping with a sledge-hammer to liberate a few bricks from the News International office curtain wall?
I’m sure that there’d be a thriving market for such memorabilia on eBay & the Grauniad readers’ offers section…
Wir sind der ganze “Guardianistas” jetzt…!!!!!
Looking at his picture, he doesn’t look as though he’d even be able to pick a sledge hammer up.
This is our Berlin Wall moment.
http://bit.ly/na04GQ
Brilliant.
Amazing- no mention in the Grauniad, the Indy, The Labourgraph, the Mail, and the B-BBC only has two links to the Express & the Mirror saying that Lords Amendments have been rejected.
However, all websites are updating the News International ‘scandal’ minute by minute…
Who decides what triggers it ? Ah…
Great, but doesn’t this still have to get through the House of Kinnocks?
In the real world I have yet to meet somebody that could give a shit about all this! *Fuck this fool*
They should give a shit, ‘all this’ is costing and is going to cost them, a hell of a lot of money.
RetardEd Militwat set the ball rolling with his Climate Change Act £720 billion ( minimum ) over the next 40 years.
Huhne ( spit ) has added still more and there is lots more new taxes to come.
Of course the one thing they don’t like talking about is what all this taxation would do about “dangerous” carbon levels.
That’s because the answer is, in real terms, precisely nothing.
Perhaps he meant building a new Berlin Wall round the socialist republic of Britain.
This site wants a final solution for the loony left that’s like waterboarding and child abuse and makes it look as though the k k k are running the country.
Waterboarding them sounds like it could be a lot of fun!
I have often had dreams of them lefties being waterboarded, Live on Sky sports ……
Naw…this is our ‘Ed under the bed’ moment.
Ah yes Master Monbiot, I recall the first time I nearly stepped in him; it was in the immediate aftermath of 9/11 and his Guardian article was headlined, if I remember, “America just doesn’t get it”—ie the USA was to blame for the wealthy and middle class Saudis and their chums creating mass terror in New York. Sometimes, someone says something so stupid, or contemptible, that nothing they ever say in future will be viewed with sympathy.
Like this one.
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/technology/twitter/8610904/Writer-Kia-Abdullah-mocks-death-of-gap-year-students-on-Twitter.html
For Ed Balls it is a reverse Berlin Wall moment, with a wall between him and labour leadership.
Balls needs a plan B.
Time for a thread on how Balls is coping with Mili’s newly found purpose …
idiot … Can’t Recomend Uttering Tosser!
What does he mean by ‘this is our Berlin Wall moment’? And who is ‘our’?
Ah, he must be referring to the news that one household in five is suffering from fuel poverty, thanks to huge hikes in utility bills aimed at ‘tackling’ ‘man-made’ climate change.
Yes, a Berlin Wall moment indeed. I look forward to the ensuing riots.
Note to Mr Monbiot:
“We don’t give a fuck about Murdoch !!”
Greens like Monbiot have legitimised their contempt for humanity, just as the Nazis did.
Humanity in their mind is the problem, so it is legitimate in their eyes to eliminate the problem, firstly by taxation, followed by massive reduction in human activity, to eventually removing the ‘problem’ altogether.
All in the name of Gaia, the greater good and saving the planet of course.
I have had a number of Berlin Wall moments lately; Katya, Vladimir Putin, Moscow, St Petersburgh, Romania, Princess, Teenybopper, MP’s expenses, Portsmouth City Council, 2 Court cases and two more to come and now being caught out in Bahrain. I hate the internet and this blog.
Never heard of him, hang him.
Berlin Wall moment! THIS is far more iconic and profound comrades. And my Commons speech will go down in history as the moment Politics awoke and broke the chains of injustice….. ok.
Ugh, I don’t think much of Dave but seeing Gordurrrn again reminded me just how much worse it can be.
At least I’m not completely ashamed of my country with Dave as PM like I was with that maniac in charge.
Dave does at least look like the Prime Minister.
Unlike the previous incumbent who looked like a mental patient on a special day release scheme where he got to empty street bins for the council.
Nurse – the screens!
Street bins?
Where do you think I found my policies, laddie?
Indeed.
Those who complain about his absence from the House should consider this.
I don’t really care that he’s pissing in the faces of his Kirkcaldy constituents by drawing a salary for NOT representing them. They were fucking stupid enough to vote for him.
On the whole I would rather his grim visage never appeared on my TV ever again.
Do you think Katy Perry would go out with me if she wasn’t married?
Aint you meant to be playing golf at the Open?
If you lost 6 stone and changed your head… Yes.
Didn’t you boff Gloria de Piero? Is the story about the piercing true?
You’re punching a bit above your weight there, Tom.
Try Susan Boyle.
I don’t see any sign of David Hasselhoff singing from the roof of the now closed NOTW offices.
Of course they can claim this is their Berlin Wall moment all they like. The actual fall of the Berlin Wall was a great moment of celebration for those of us opposed to the evil of socialism.
If the closing of a newspaper and a delay of an inevitable takeover gets them all giddy in the same way then fair play to them.
If it is a Berlin Wall moment, will The Scorpions reform?
Meine Klaus! The Scorpions broke up!
Any of you ever had to work in the same office as a Brown supporter? Last year I had a cretinous colleague called Celia, an utterly gormless c unt who looked all shrivelled up and probably hadn’t been laid in about 30 years. When the story appeared here about rumours of Brown being in hospital, I mentioned it and she thought I was relishing it, which I was but I wasn’t making a song and dance about it, and the withered old harridan started ranting about how it’s horrible to make fun of Brown. What a stupid rancid bitch.
Ich bien ein Dummkopf
I don’t have time for religious people full stop, whether muzbots or bible bashers. But i have to say that when it comes to people of sub normal intelligence, black christians in Britain are easily the thickest. They also tend to be incredibly nasty and have an attitude, especially the women. What hilarious irony that these “lord ‘a’ mercy” morons prattle on about jesus and love but exhibit hostility to anyone who doesn’t conform to their standards. C unt ‘a’ mercy!!!
Tom Fatson is really relishing his 15 minutes over the hacking. He’s even taken to dyeing his hair! Pathetic fat tosspot.
He reminds me of the retard kid
in ‘Bad Santa’.
This must be Watson in his younger days.
GOD accuses Gordon of misleading the HoC, when Gord sees a fan he can’t help throwing shit at it can he?
http://www.guardian.co.uk/media/2011/jul/14/gus-o-donnell-denies-blocking-phone-hacking-inquiry
Did Gus O’D have dinner with News International??
Richard Madeley made a similar comment this morning on BBC Radio 2.
Judy obviously can’t keep him on a leash
In my role as chairman of the Society for Conservation of the Moon Bat I would urge you to reconsider your rather harsh and un-green position on this matter.
The Moon Bat is a rare and exotic creature. It is highly sensitive to changes in it’s habitat (mainly the tropical left-wing guff forests of the Guardian and the Observer) and can only be preserved by sustained and careful management and dollops of cash, paid in return for its precious guano – or ‘articles’ to use the scientific term.
We are currently conducting research into how Moon Bats fly in such an elevated sphere that mere mortals cannot comprehend. Although it is almost certain that their ability to fly to the Moon and back is apocryphal and the stuff of folklore, we beleive the Moon Bat has much to tell us.
I would urge you all to join our Adopt a Moon Bat scheme and save this precious creature before it becomes extinct like the much lamented Polly Twadle.
Respectfully Yours
Prof. E P Batstrangler
Society for the Conservation of Moon Bats
Last Moon Bat I saw had just flown into the blades of an Eco Turbine.
Buy construction shares now
It could have been worse I suppose. At least he didn’t compare it to “Smeargate”.
Why do the left make it so easy to laugh at them?
Indeed. These wind turbines are decimating Moon Bat colonies.
Fortunately, nuclear power stations provide a safe haven for the dear beasties.
No relation of old Moriarty Batstrangler ‘Moon Bats of the Kahairpur Swamplands’
This is our time lads. We just have to get the press neutered and we can fiddle those lovely expenses all day.
And don’t forget political internet blogs like this one boys.
P.S. I haven’t been in the House lately as I have been on important national business in Bahrain, shagging.
What planet is Moonbat on? BSkyB still exists, Sky News still exists, the Sun, Times, Sunday Times et al still exist. The Sun on Sunday is about to be born. Only the News of the Screws has gone, and quite possibly the Sun on Sunday will take up pretty much where it left off.
What’s really changed, so far?
Tree press is too expensive – TV is going down what comes next? I bet thats wher we’ll find Murdoch ready with a very foxy Fox news to the power of 10 which we’ll all love
He really does need to get out more and to get a life.
But it IS a full moon, so that kind of thing’s to be expected.
Monbiot fell for the old Easter German “the guards are asleep” trick
Double first!
Maybe i should have a re-think on legalizing drugs……….
“OUR Berlin wall moment”
Who’s was the original Berlin wall moment?
Oh, that would have belonged to the nasty savage baby-eating capitalist bastards, wouldn’t it…. Why doesn’t George just fuck-off to North Korea – he’d clearly be much happier there.
He certainly wouldn’t be happy in China where they are building a new coal power station every week while laughing at us stupid gwailos (that’s the Cantonese, don’t know the Mandarin equivalent) for paralysing our industries with stupid green taxes and quotas.
The Murdochs are going testify on Tuesday. Looking forward to what they are going to reveal.
Where are the lawyers going to sit ?
On their wallets
I reckon a lot of MP’s and Lords and Police will be looking forward to what they will reveal, I hope they have enough handcuffs and jailspace if it goes the way we all hope.
We all know what will happen next week at the committee when Murdoch and Brooks attend. Every time they try and mention how cosy Labour and particularly Brown were with NI, Tom Fatson will interrupt with “I didn’t ask you that” or some shit. Hopefully if the committee chairman is a Tory, he or she will put Twatson in his place and let them give their side of the story.
I’ll be tuning in with popcorn and cola, not only for the heated questioning but hopefully for juicy embarrassing revelations about how sycophantic Labour were towards NI. Something along the lines of Brooks telling the committee “I was very surprised by what Mr Brown said last week because he and his wife were at my 40th birthday party and he never mentioned anything about these allegations” would be delicious.
Talking of historical moments.
I will remember where I was the day Monbiot gets shot dead.
I’ll be on a flat roof with a scoped 7.62 rifle.
monbiot is a classic example of what you get when blinkered idealists mate with the terminally suicidal
The most amazing, chilling totalitarian moment is when I reread what Moonbat had read and realised that he doesn’t think that the fall of the Berlin Wall was ‘his’. Scratch a Guardian writer, it seems, and underneath you find a good old fashioned Commie…
Monbiot is not the only lefty to join the order of the OTT. Over on ‘All That’s Left’, Ray North asks ‘is Ed Miliband the new Clement Attlee?’ (http://www.allthatsleft.co.uk/2011/07/is-ed-miliband-the-new-clem-attlee/)
I’ve helped Ray out with his question on http://rightwayfwd.blogspot.com/.
Good God. Are they all that delusional? The words ‘grasping at straws’ spring to mind….
Once a fuckwit, always a fuckwit….
I guess he must have wept when the Berlin wall came down. “Our” Berlin wall moment – for all the Stasi loving communist material at the BBC….They can celebrate the emasculation of the free press and we can live in tractor statistic PC wonderland
My pension (yes, some of us had to pay for it) has been wrecked by the Labour Party and the last government. As a weeping and innocent victim of targeted hacking can I claim full compensation from Ed Miliband and Ed Balls? No point in chasing Brown as he is certifiably insane.