July 10th, 2011

And on the Seventh Day Murdoch Created…


486 Comments

  1. 1
    Alex says:

    None of us will ever work for it.

  2. 2
    Ed Miliwank says:

    Dear Thunday Thun. Pleathe thupport me! I take back everything I thaid!

  3. 3
    MrAngry61 says:

    Wonder if the Sun on Sun will have a different editorial style to the other editions, as the Mail on Sunday did.

  4. 4
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    Guido, when will we know the stats for last edition of the NOTW?

  5. 5
    Anonymous says:

    No doubt it will be a serious broadsheet.

  6. 6
    smoggie says:

    If it has a different editor, then probably.

  7. 7
    Prince taffenate of wallbinger wapping says:

    the king is dead long live the king

  8. 8
    Gordon Brown ate my hamster says:

    As much as I loathe Murdoch and his rags, I hope they go all out in ridiculing Miliband and digging for dirt on Labour’s 13 years of corruption. Blair, Brown, Balls, Campbell et al knew about the hacking and kept their mouths shut because the Murdoch papers were on Labour’s side. Their rank hypocrisy now will hopefully provoke NI into unleashing the forces of hell on Labour. Sweet poetic justice.

  9. 9
    Eclipsed says:

    You’re getting your arse licking in early then.

    Grubby birds of a feather flock together!

  10. 10
    purpleline says:

    Murdoch shows Unions can be defeated.

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    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    Hope they have a page 7 fella.

  13. 13
    smoggie says:

    5 million. That was the print run and you can assume it sold out.

  14. 14
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    Great, I love it when the market works.

    i wonder if it has dawned on Labour that this is a war they cannot win?

  15. 15
    That's News says:

    Well, this is interesting. Doubtless the crowing and posturing of the Guardianistas and Labourites will suddenly come to a halt.

    The new popular Sunday paper from Murdoch will be free of the NOW taint. But it will be able to look around. And it will plot.

    They WILL take revenge on the various people, the pro-Labourites who did for their former colleagues on the NOW.

    Guardian journalist! Did YOU have a quiet word with a sympathetic police officer who quietly let slip some juicy titbit from the Police National Computer? What’s that you say? It doesn’t count because no money changed hands, he only did it because he thought it the right thing to do? That’s not a valid excuse. You’d best consult a lawyer. And DO warn your mate he is likely to lose his job.

    Mirror or Sunday People Hack! Did YOU use the voice mail hack technique? It doesn’t matter, because you hacked on behalf of the people who needed to know which footballer was doing what with the wife of a team mate? Hope you like the food they give you if you are in a police interview room for up to 12 hours.

    Anyone else, while we are at it?

    My God! The fun hasn’t even started, yet! Get your popcorn and your Coke (not the white stuff!) because this could run and run throughout and beyond the summer.

  16. 16
    Taxfodder says:

    Woopee! another paper I won’t be buying.

  17. 17
    Anonymous says:

    Looks like Rupert was given police escort. Cameron’s behavior is sickening.

  18. 18
    retardEd Miliband says:

    Unleth.. The Thunday Thun thupportth my progrethive Labour Party.

  19. 19
    Midwife says:

    I don’t know, could be interesting, given the circumstances of its birth.

  20. 20
    Grumpy Old Man says:

    I’m certain that Guido is as amazed at this unexpected event as all of us. I’m looking forward to all the revelations from the Blair/Brown years, tribal fighting, the truth behind the dodgy dossier, Alyingstare’s murky deals with NoTW execs, Prezzer’s attempts to hide misuse of Parliamentary furniture and staff, what really went on between Blair and Bernie over ciggy advertising, the collusion of the BBC in supressing,” bad news”. All revealed in your Super Sunday Sun, in continual acts of repentance and expiation of the sins of the NoTW.

  21. 21
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    Get England out of the EU !!

  22. 22
    Desperate Dan says:

    I’ve heard claims and allegations that Lard Sugar and a consortium of his chums want to get their hands on Sky. The rumour is that he’s given Ed a downpayment of £40,000 to make it happen.

  23. 23
    Grumpy Old Man says:

    I believe the police allow the suspect to send out for fast food nowadays. For the majority of hacks, no change to normal diet, unless on expenses.

  24. 24
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    Altho i agree with your post, can i just ask that you post under your own monkier instead of someone elses.

  25. 25
    Grumpy Old Man says:

    Err…. That’ll be a donation of £40,000 to Labour’s fighting fund. It’s not for the personal use of DeadEd at all. Now go wash your mouth out!

  26. 26
    Anon says:

    He loves you so much, he wants to be you.

  27. 27
    Anonymous says:

    Still it will be a shit for the shit.

  28. 28
    albacore says:

    Don’t it just crack you up?
    When will one of of the almighty, investigative fish’n’chip wrappers spell out in monosyllables what hasn’t even been hidden?
    What Napoleon and Hitler couldn’t manage, our own Parliaments have, with malice aforethought, brought to pass.
    The last successful invasion of England was in1066. Before the thousand years is up, the current, unresisted and final invasion will have succeeded if the honourable members have their way.

  29. 29
    Axe The Telly Tax says:

    Breaking News on SKY:

    Emporer Van Rumpy calls emergency EU council meeting for tomorrow.

    Dave your master is calling.

    Woof woof.

    Good boy Dave and don’t forget to pay todays £50 million danegeld.

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    Voice of Treason says:

    Thank goodness there will be a Sun on Sunday otherwise the chavs and the poorly educated (at least 50% of the population) of this morally corrupt country would get withdrawl symptons.

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  32. 32
    David Camoron (traitor, thief and liar) says:

    I hear and obey, oh Great One.

  33. 33
    annette curton says:

    All he has to do (Murdoch) is feign undying allegiance to Red Ed & Co with SON of NOTW and we will find he wasn’t such a bad chap after all.

  34. 34
    Anonymous says:

    My news agent tells me, no one is buying NOW.

  35. 35
    Gimme X-Factor! Gimme Telly! Gossip! Celebs! says:

    I’m sure the Sunday Mirror or whatever it’s called is full of the same type of chavvy shite.

  36. 36
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    Thats the market, its about choice.

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    retardEd Miliband says:

    That would be really thuper, and I would thay to him, “Mithter Murdoch, you are a thuper perthon and I’ve alwayth rethprected you and Newth Internatthional ith a thuper organithatthion.”

    That’th what I’d thay.

  38. 38
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    I read the mirror a few years ago, never again, the laout was awful and messy.

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    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    Miliband vows to crush Murdochs BskyB deal ROFL

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    Tits, Bums 'n' Sport says:

    The Sun on Sunday will be nothing like the NOTW.

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    nell says:

    ++++Laugh++++

    poor twatson and militwit – they thought they’d won the war instead of which it was just a teeny weeny battle and one moreover that rupert wanted them to win. The war is still to come.

    I can just hear rupert quoting our Winston at militwit and twatson –

    “This is not the end, this is not the beginning of the end. But this is perhaps the end of the beginning”

  42. 42
    Missed opportunities says:

    “By far the most lavish parties in the Chipping Norton set are thrown by the Freuds. The most spectacular in recent years was Elisabeth Murdoch’s 40th birthday, held at the priory in October 2008. Tory guests included the Camerons, Chancellor George Osborne and wife Frances, and Andy Coulson. The Labour elite turned out, too. Tony Blair, Peter Mandelson, David Miliband, Tessa Jowell and Labour pollster Philip Gould and his publisher wife Gail Rebuck were all there.”

    How did Alky Aida miss that one?

  43. 43
    MrAngry61 says:

    The problem is, that the more Rupert bares his teeth, the more likely that shitsackspoliticians from all parties will unite to curb News International & News Corp’s freedom of manoever & prevent Murdoch’s ‘undue influence’.

    The Political Class win again!

  44. 44

    NO!

    All those News of the World readers will flock to Liberal papers. Now the poor hardworkingfamilies have been freed from the clutches of the evil Rupert, Guardian media group assumed they would want to become social Democratic progressives.

    They’re already reaching out to them.

    Next weeks Independent on Sunday features : Shock horror revelations! Marcus Oberhaffrijsen of the Danish Green party and Omelia Alffahajonson of the Swedish Omphata party. Their wedding horror ! Their was meat served! Exclusive!

    Observer: Vouchers for a Sweet Chili Guava Barbeque Glaze Top Mango Coulis & Candied Pecans… microwaveable pizza.!
    PLUS .. get the latest on the Aztec fashions! All of Notting Hill is a Zig-Zag!

    + Lesbian feminism literature week . Bella-Zogifi- Flacuttcher giver an exclusive on what its like to be a post modern- modern- de-constructionist author.
    And Organic food special offers! Don’t miss out!

  45. 45
    That's News says:

    If they like them. Otherwise: “Sorry, mate! The place you wanted doesn’t deliver, here!”

  46. 46
    Anon says:

    Maybe they’ll be buying LATER.

  47. 47
    annette curton says:

    FFS, get your hooter sorted out pronto, there are people dying of cancer in this country because of rich selfish gits like you that jump the waiting lists to insist on cosmetic surgery under the NHS.

  48. 48
    That's News says:

    Jeez! An Amstrad Satellite? Bloody Hell! It would fall out of the sky before you could say: “You’re fired!”

  49. 49
    Grumpy Old Man says:

    He was getting on with the job.

  50. 50
    What's the point of a joyless tabloid? says:

    Also, it’s about as entertaining as lung cancer.

  51. 51
    Eclipsed says:

    Me too, they’re all c. unts.

  52. 52
    MrAngry61 says:

    If Rupert tires of manipulating the current sorry bunch of UK politicians, wouldn’t surprise me if he set up a few offshore blogs of his own to drown them all in a shit-storm of allegations that probably couldn’t be defended in court, but which would mortally wound our political masters.

    As Travis Bickle said, Someday a real rain will come and wash all this scum off the streets

  53. 53
    retardEd Miliband says:

    Obviouthly, I have private medical inthuranth, and in any event I am wealthy enough to pay for the operatthion up front, but in thith inthtanth I will be going with the NHTH to demonthtrate my working clath credentialth.

  54. 54
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    Buger it, i wood hve bean firstly bt i cood not gt thhe 20p intoo the meater fore thhe lectrisity

  55. 55
    annette curton says:

    And perhaps even more excess from a Polly of Tuscany article in the Guardian, Let them Eat Cake! (response to 18% increase in utilities charges).

  56. 56
    retardEd Miliband says:

    Kill! Cruth! Dethtroy!

  57. 57
    MrAngry61 says:

    What amuses me is the sums that are levied – it’s as if x Euros were fined, and the penalty converted into Sterling.

    Three of the fines weren’t even whole multiples of £1 – how is adding loose change to a penalty going to make it more effective?

  58. 58
    MrAngry61 says:

    Or… “Here’s your pizza – yes, the box was empty when it was delivered”

  59. 59
    Grumpy Old Man says:

    Fuck off, TaT.

  60. 60
    Nemo says:

    Percentage returns would be a good indicator if they are correct.

  61. 61
    Ed Miliband MP says:

    First my brother, then Murdoch.

    Will now turn my fire on Guido and Bowden.

  62. 62
    Thunderbox says:

    Damn you, I wanted to get that in first.

    Michael Foot’s last Labour manifesto was referred to as ‘the longest suicide note’.

    Red Ed’s stance this week will be known as the shortest ‘death wish’.

    Tora, tora, tora.

  63. 63
    Anonymous says:

    Hope it is Key Party, everyone would be a family then.

  64. 64
    That's News says:

    Good point!

    Or: “Oh, sorry! You have a fish allergy? I was SURE you said you wanted anchovies!”

  65. 65
    an extra £160 a year on the average household power bill says:

    “Household electricity bills will soar by 30 per cent to pay for “green” measures being announced this week by Chris Huhne, the Energy Secretary.”

    When does the c’unt go to prison?

  66. 66
    Nemo says:

    Don’t be silly, leopards and spots.

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    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    Guido, I am board: wht shood i thnk a bbout neext. yoou aree my herro.

  68. 68
    Ed Miliband MP says:

    Chris Hunt should quit!

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  69. 69
    Sick Labour Voter says:

    Hey boss where did you get that keyboard that types ‘th’ when you press the ‘s’ key?

  70. 70
    Anonymous says:

    Nemo says: July 10, 2011 at 1:57 pm

    Its closed where to return? Could be 5 million copies to recycle bin.

  71. 71
    Axe The Telly Tax says:

    Bubba’s got a big surprise for you Chrissie baby. The real mccoy, none of your lesbo strapon rubbish ;-)

  72. 72
    ichabod says:

    Invariably when some public figure is at the centre of a scandal, after the deluge of abuse and worse, one or two ( or more) voices will pop up in the media and speak up for the person involved and defend them, usually with a ‘ this isn’t the person that I knew/worked with’ or ‘yes they’ve done this, but on the other hand lets remember the good things they did’. Oddly this hasn’t happened in Rebekah Brookes’s case; it seems everyone dislikes her, fears her, thinks she’s been overpromoted or generally has an axe to grind. Even Cherie Blair had her defenders ( I think). La Wade must be truly awful or the latest hate figure for an only partially knowledgeable public.

  73. 73
    Grumpy Old Man says:

    Conspiring to cause the deaths of thousands of wrinklys through hypothermia is a long-held eco-loony dream, as it rids Gaia of the economically inactive, in accordance with Fabian policy. Polly is in favour of eco-lunacy and of the Fabian Society, though probably lacks the nous to understand the unintended (?!) consequences.

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    annette curton says:

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    Cast Iron Cameron says:

    You must be a closet r4cist, fruitcake or loony.

  76. 76
    Grumpy Old Man says:

    Bring me the head of Chris the Eco-loon.

  77. 77

    Stop taking the piss out of Ed please. He’s had some bad news.
    Today, he’s just found out, that Gordon isn’t his real father.

  78. 78
    R. Moat's fancy man says:

    20ps in the meter: it’s his new gag (like ‘in New Zealand’ – remember?). And very witty it is too!

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    Anonymous says:

    And the answer from this fountain of wisdom to saving money on your energy bill is to switch provider and pay by direct debit.

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    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    god ponit smoggie – i lick yoou

  81. 81
    andy pandy says:

    You sassenachs make me boke! Your politicians are corrupt, your police are corrupt, now your msm are corrupt too! YET-you stand by and do SFA! (Whilst continuing to pay your taxes to these corrupt institutions!!)

    Would the French, or other nations allow this??

    No sirree!

    But,,,,,,,,,you lot?? You make me sick! Yeoughh..

  82. 82
    Nemo says:

    Just a lot of Tit & Bum in your Sunday Sun

  83. 83
    HandsomeDavid says:

    Or… “Here’s your pizza – with a copious sprinkling of saliva, snot and urine”

  84. 84
    annette curton says:

    Its OK though, give them a green burial and then siphon off all the methane gas from the cemeteries.

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    tory boys never grow up says:

    Cameron on the Ross/Brand prank call “I think the BBC have got some very straightforward questions to answer….How high up the editorial chain did it go?”

    Unfortunately his ability to ask this straightforward question appears to disappear when it comes to News International and defending the freedom of murder victims and our forces.

  86. 86

    They’re never going to read all that Grumps.

    Make it snappier! Got to grab the attention. The all new GuardianonSunday is sweeping the floor for new liberal/poor readers.

    “Ask Polly. A new agony aunt column.”

    Dear Polly,
    My old mum is a burden. And I worked out that mum living another 5 years will cause 20 times the CO2 emissions that a family living in the Horn of Africa would produce. Is it right that she should continue to watch Emmerdale, with the sound right up and subtitles on, whilst an enlightened and spiritual village elder might snuff it?
    Yours,
    Anthea Huffington. {not real name.}

    Aunty Polly replies.

    No contest Anthea. One African is worth ten former colonialist oppressors.
    And your old mum has contributed far more to global warming than any power station just with that electric can opener she had in the 70’s.
    Tonight, tip her into the big Aquarium during Pop star to Opera and in the morning send a £10 cheque to a third world charity of your choice.
    Remember, nearly 7% of that money will reach the intended destination.
    Love Aunty Pol
    xx

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    Anon says:

    How’s the Edinburgh tram network coming along?

  88. 88
    Earnest Enquirer after Truth says:

    Who paid for the cost overrun on the Scotch parliament?

  89. 89
    Cameron says:

    After the Tony, I am Rupert’s toilet tissue.

  90. 90
    Anonymous is really Ed Balls says:

    Sod off and get your own moniker – d@ck-head!

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    Axe The Telly Tax says:

    Can Huhne tell us how much of our electricity output comes from windmills and solar panels and what the cost per KWh is?

  92. 92
    Axe The Telly Tax says:

    Or eat them like in Soylent Green.

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    Someone's 'avin a larf.. says:

    Domain name:
    sundaysun.co.uk

    Registrar:
    Trinity Mirror Digital Media Ltd [Tag = TRINITYNEWMEDIA]
    URL: http://www.mirror.co.uk

  94. 94
    annette curton says:

    Bono expands on his ecology credentials.

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    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    not 5 million, i bought one :-)

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    retardEd Miliband says:

    It’th a thecret.

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    Bored old fart says:

    Soaring Sunday Sun if you don’t mind. Super is so passe.

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    Murdoch has been around since Noah. He’s seen off a lot of better and more powerful figures than Miliband.
    Rupert may be wounded but Labour are rejoicing as if they have slain the Giant.
    But the Giant isn’t dead, just healing.

    And one day he’s going to come back.
    And he’ll be mighty pissed.

    http://tinyurl.com/5wah9pf

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    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    Let the games begin!

    http://www.labourlist.org/labour-declares-war-on-murdoch

    Make sure you stock up on popcorn and drink plenty of fluids ;-)

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    smoggie says:

    Funny as woodworm in a cripple’s crutch, is our tat.

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    smoggie says:

    fuck off tat

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    Tell it like it really is says:

    Bill Quango – I would give you more thumbs up for this one if I was allowed to.

  103. 103
    smoggie says:

    …and lose £33 million a year like the Guardian? Nah.

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    Ghengis says:

    Mr M flew in today to call in a few little favours and bang his fist on the table but the climate has changed now.
    Plod can no longer be told to hold off and he (plod) will be like be like a bull on the rampage, after all they need to be seen to grasp the nettle.
    So, oh yes Mr M, even you will be called in for a little chat under caution. It was after all YOUR cash that was used to bribe plod and get those phone numbers.
    I think 4 years of porridge & dry bread should be about right.

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    Ed says:

    We couth call ith the Thunderer :-)

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    Eamonn U Ensis says:

    Mmm unlikely………..”Uncle Roop” rewards loyalty and makes a good friend and never forgets a good turn equally he never forgets a bad one. Expect lots of headlines about Militwit’s leadership over the next few months…….”Dave” has only done the bare minimum he had to do to safeguard his position and not declared virtual war on the Boardwalk Empire……and it should be noted of course that Balls has remained strangely silent when he’s usually all over this sort of thing like flies on dog shit ……support from “Uncle Roops” rags will of course be useful should he ever fall out with “Little Ed”

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    Gordon Brown says:

    When all the dots are joined up,and the evidence is becoming compelling,we may well find that our David and our Nick are very naughty boys indeed…The paymaster; one Rupert Murdoch round for tea at No.10..Cameron hiring Murdoch’s man;Coulson. The Camerons having dinner at Rebekah Wades house over Christmas and BskyB given to Uncle Rupe with no questions asked…all this and David and Nick knew a long time back that Coulson had re-hired a convicted criminal;Rees……… I guess they thought Uncle Rupes “power” would protect them,with the lies and deceptions that the Met and the NOW have so clearly colluded on and relied on…Your corrupt game is up Cameron…bye bye..

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    Ken Clarke, the criminal's friend, says:

    No! No-one should go to prison! Prison is wrong! It’s Conservative Party policy to empty the prisons and let the little scamps who live in them roam free!

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    HenryV says:

    How much are they worth the Milibands?

    One of my grandfathers spent WW2 fighting, the other digging coal. My parents and aunts and uncles have worked all their lives.

    Yet they can be bought and sold by a family of illegal immigrants who have done nothing but talk shitty socialism.

    “Our country,” “Our NHS,” piss off back to Belgium Militwats.

  110. 110
    David Cameron says:

    “Your corrupt game is up Cameron…bye bye.”

    OK. Bye.

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    Anonymous says:

    Imitation – the greatest form of flattery. Be afraid real Billy, as Tat clearly has a man crush on you.

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    BOREDNOW says:

    Yes Bring it on…

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    David Rose says:

    Bet your “news agent” tells you a lot of things don’t they.

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    Dogshit On My Shoe coming to a cinema near you says:

    The Sun on Anyday will not be shining on u-knew Labour. U knew Labour have been conspiring with the press for well over a decade. Hypocrites, the lot of them.

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    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    Regs know real Billy :-)

    Its mainly the leftie trolls that throw out the homophobic abuse (Heard much worse in my life) , But i will defend to the death there right to spout any BS they want.

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    Gordon Brown says:

    I’m loving this…..

    To paraphrase Bard Morrissey,

    “As the flames rose, to his Eton nose, and his facade started to melt”

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    nell says:

    Now that rupert has arrived I think cameron shouldtell him that he’ll approve the bskyb deal so long as he agrees to buy the beeb off the long suffering taxpayer for a modest pittance as well.

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    Ghengis says:

    Err, I think you timing is just a bit out.

    This happened and plod was told to back off on Blair’s watch.

    I know DC has been a little plonker but do not please ignor who the real criminals are. A bit of failed misinformation there GB, now get back to Scotchland, ypur lies don’t wash anymore.

    You’ll have had your tea then?

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    hmmmm says:

    The theology of the title is wrong. Genesis 1 – Sunday, the first day of the week , was when God created light. The sun was not created until day 4 to rule day time. The seventh day (Saturday) is the day of rest. What do they teach in the Catholic church these days

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    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    No, Let the BBC go to subscription and learn to live within there means.

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    Norris Stampton says:

    and the same phone hacking… Piers Morgan may well be shitting his pants too (fingers crossed) he wasn’t averse to faking torture photos was he?
    Scumbag

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    BOREDNOW says:

    Why do Leftie Liberal socialist pricks get away with making statements like this?

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2013049/Bercows-wife-Sally-launches-Twitter-rant-shuffling-tourists.html

    Tourists should come to Britain to give the Leftie socialist Pricks a good slap.
    A bit like a Safari but after Socialist leftie Pricks.
    And useless twitter-bitch advocate of Human Rights- Kerry McCarthy should be given a cruise off the Somali Coast.

    iPad your way out of that one…

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    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    I am Spartacus!

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    Spelling Sprog says:

    “…learn to live within there means.”

    Correction: “…learn to live within their means.”

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    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    1 mistake??????

    Fucks sake thats an improvement!!!!
    :-)

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    BOREDNOW says:

    Did anyone take the screenprint of “underpants” profile on Gaydar?

    Someone I know (who is Gay) showed me the site and it asks interesting questions in for your profile? especially your lifestyle preferences which range from hobbies and interests such as DIY and computers to what you like to do sexually – lots of choice there – S&M , SST (Sissy Slut Training) , Sub, Bottom, Bondage list is endless…

    Would be interesting to discover what preferences were listed?
    NI possibly know.

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    MrAngry61 says:

    Dave’s not invited.

    But George’s cheque book is…

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    Stinkfinger says:

    They are only shuffling because they are looking at Sally’s palatial home,thinking,
    “How did a cun*t like her get to live here?”

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    Voice of Treason says:

    My goodness that Rupert Murdoch is one hell of an ugly sod – almost rivals Bernie Ecclestone. Having so much money seems to contort their faces into prospective gurning champions.

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    what a plonker says:

    Where is Bollocks ? I think that he is waiting until after the shit has hit Millitwat and then carry on with his arse licking of Murdoch .This is going to be a long interesting summer.

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    Old Tory Bigot says:

    Saw a most amusing item on BBC News channel this morning.

    Beeboid in a newsagent somewhere, stood in front of a paper rack.

    NoW had sold out even though newsagent had ordered extra copies.

    Newpaper rack arranged to show emprty NoW space plus the Observer occupying at least two rack spaces! The Sunday Times slot placed partially out of shot.

    Beebopid keeps mentioningf ‘The Observer’ and pondering whether papers “like The Observer” can fill the NoWs place.

    Laugh? I nearly shat!

  132. 132
    Anonymous says:

    It’s a regional paper in the northeast – suspect it is probably owned by trinity mirror.

  133. 133
    Spelling Sprog says:

    “Fucks sake thats an improvement!!!!”

    Correction: “Fuck’s sake that’s an improvement!”

    What school did you attend dear boy?

  134. 134
    Engineer says:

    The Sunday Sun is a local paper (Newcastle area, I gather) that’s been staggering along for years. Mirror Group have been buying up local papers for years, so they’ve probably owned that title for a decade or more.

    Presumably, that’s why News International haven’t tried to use that particular name.

  135. 135
    Anonymous says:

    I see that being the last edition of the NOtW hasn’t stopped them plagiarising my scoop of a few weeks ago on here. It’s on the bottom of page 31, and they’ve put the name John Sergeant under the photo of Jo Brand and vice versa, lol!

    Jo Brand/ John Sergeant lookalike.

    http://tinyurl.com/3u788px

  136. 136
    Looby-Loo says:

    Stop moaning its us “sassenachs” paying your meal ticket if you’re so pissed off why don’t you Scots fuck off and declare independence and learn what it’s like to pay your own bills for a change….

    P.S. “Your politicians are corrupt”…..Incidentally you do realise that the last Labour Government(on whose watch this all happened on despite the BBC spin) had a significant number of Scots and Scottish MPs in it don’t you

  137. 137
    tatmong says:

    I’m tat! I’m a mong! Yap yap yap yap! Wheeeee!

  138. 138
    Axe The Telly Tax says:

    They probably thought she was a prostitute touting for business, err hang on…

  139. 139
    Maximus Edicus says:

    On My Commandth, Unleasth Hell.

  140. 140
    a chav says:

    haz the obsurvur got x-facta gossip n tits in it?

  141. 141
    Anonymous is really Ed Balls says:

    If I bring you Millimong’s head Grumpy, can we have a game of footie with it?

  142. 142
    VORSICHT! says:

    CAUTION. WARNING.

    The above link links to pictures of Jo Brand and John Sergeant.

  143. 143
    Bill Deades says:

    “SCUM on Sunday”

  144. 144
    News of the Screws Social Diary(final edition) says:

    So Ms Brookes what first attracted you to multi-billionaire media mogul Mr Murdoch ?

  145. 145
    Anonymous says:

    Lefties are not only thick, they are M&S, luxurious, super thick.

  146. 146
    MrAngry61 says:

    I think that he should be given a reverse premium to take it off our hands – £3Bn+ cash burn a year for the crap it spews out? Murcoch might actually be able to turn it round!

  147. 147
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    As a Gay myself, can isay that most of the Gay politicons (all sides) are not representtive of “the gay community”, The fact that someone is gay should not matter either way.

    I get pissed of because people have to mention the fact that someone is gay.

  148. 148
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    I didnt.

  149. 149
    Cheek by Jowell says:

    ‘Labour elite’
    Tessa Jowell
    Jeeze !
    Did she have to put on hold her trysts with her ‘estranged’ con husband so that she could attend?

  150. 150
    Stinkfinger says:

    One good thing to come out of all this.
    Cameron the traitor in trying to emulate Blair has had this spin doctor shit blow up in his face.
    I am fucking pissed off with unelected,un accountable wankers which our PM’s love to surround themselves with these days.
    Campbell,McBride,Coulson they have all turned out to be a fucking Liability.

  151. 151
    thanks for the mammary says:

    Er, no, that’s why it doesn’t sell many copies, and never will, you thick cuпt.

  152. 152

    Rebekah Brooks’ Desert Island Disks:

    1. Don’t Let Your Son Go Down On Me.

  153. 153
    I observe - no sales! says:

    That and it’s a very boring left-wing rag.

  154. 154
    nell says:

    perhaps we could make money for the treasury out of her by putting her up as a victoria style freak sideshow for the tourists to pay to see.

  155. 155
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    2; Would i lie to you ?

  156. 156
    Ghengis says:

    All emperors need a little Svengali behind them.
    Have you had yours today?

  157. 157
    Ex-Conservative voter says:

    The most impressive thing about this whole story is how it all happened under a Labour government but Cameron has allowed it – through his sheer naked stupidity – to explode in his thick fucking face.

  158. 158

    God rested on the 7th day, Murdoch carries on working… resting ain’t for him.

  159. 159
    nell says:

    Interesting that sarahbrown had rebekah round to no.10 for a girls sleepover whilst gordon was pm.

    And I think I’m right in saying that she was royally entertained at chequers as well by this depressing couple.

  160. 160
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    They wouls sue us for “Cruel and inhumain punishment”.

  161. 161
    MrAngry61 says:

    Labour MP Kerry McCarthy backed her, tweeting: ‘I’ve mooted the idea of a tourist lane so the rest of us can get to work.’

    At least tourists actually spend their own money to feed the economy!

    Useless make-work Labour Shit-a-beds…

  162. 162
    gay and h-a-p-p-y says:

    You tell ‘em luv. I’ve lost count of the number of pot noodles I’ve filled with tears of grief over this issue.

  163. 163
    Ghengis says:

    Time to say goodbye.

  164. 164
    The Beatles says:

    3. Help!

  165. 165
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    Religon is a load of bollocks, Thats my theroy ;-)

  166. 166
    Anonymous says:

    All they had to do was change the title page with a few clicks of a mouse, and they’re away again. Nice one Rupert.

  167. 167
    MrAngry61 says:

    Yes – but unfortunately, like any politician who needs to be seen doing something, he’ll burn down the village to save it.

  168. 168
    Axe The Telly Tax says:

    Hanging on the telephone ?

  169. 169
    Tony & Alistaire says:

    Nufink to do wiv me guv

  170. 170
    Chase me says:

    I think that I recall something about keeping budgies in his skid-marked undies.
    And keeping a brain the size of a pea in his head.
    And having an ego as big as big as can be.

  171. 171
    MrAngry61 says:

    Gypsies, Tramps and Thieves…

  172. 172
    Axe The Telly Tax says:

    Unfortunately the real Tory leader is leading UKIP.

  173. 173
    albacore says:

    Bill, the ingestion of a few pints of bitter along with several packets of popcorn is a combination the results of which I infer that you have yet to experience.

  174. 174
    Britney says:

    Toxic.

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    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    Lady in red

    Lair (Queen)

    Scandal (queen)

  176. 176
    nell says:

    It’s unlikely that huhne could tell you what a KWh is let alone the cost of it!

  177. 177
    Axe The Telly Tax says:

    Don’t worry though, Dave’s just keeping his powder dry, he’s not really a heathite traitor. It’s just a cunning rouse to outwit Millitwit.

  178. 178
    Anonymous says:

    Us traitors have got to stick together on this.

  179. 179

    That’s News. You’re a little… how to put this? Last month.

    A bomb’s just gone off. It went off under Rupert Murdoch’s arse. He planted it himself. All The Guardian did was print a headline saying ‘BOMB GOES OFF UNDER RUPERT MURDOCH’S ARSE.’

    The game’s actually changed, you see. It really has, and it’s important that you understand this.

    The News of the World was hacking the families of our war dead and the parents of raped and murdered girls.

    Apparently this is cool with you. But you think the media landscape changed last week because of The Guardian’s reporting and Ed Milliband daring to criticise Rupert?

    You (honestly, seriously) need to get a clue because if you’re going to argue with Evil Liberal Bastards you need to know how things have changed.

  180. 180
    Anonymous says:

    Rather than move the tourists out of the way of politicians, wouldn’t it be better to put the politicians out of the way of tourists?

    A nice big gas-chamber, perhaps.

  181. 181
    Anonymous says:

    Flash! Ah-ahhhh! – (queen)

    (when, sobbing, she pulls the hair-dryer into her bath).

  182. 182
    Axe The Telly Tax says:

    Didn’t Brown and his beard attend her wedding?

  183. 183
    Ex-Conservative voter says:

    I’ve just worked out, if Cameron spends £50m every day on EU membership, it works out at £578.70 per second.

    In the six seconds it took me to read your comment, Dave threw away £3,472.22 of our money. And that’s not counting the foreign-aid and Euro bailouts.

  184. 184
    MB. says:

    thesunonsunday.co.uk is also now registered to News International, last week it was shown as being registered by a private individual. Has someone manage to make some money out of NI by selling the domains to them or did they register them originally through a third party.

    It could just be a case of case them registering the domain to prevent any of their enemies using them even if they are not planning to use that name.

    It was pointed out that they registered sunday.co.uk some time ago, I suppose they could just call the paper “Sunday” or even “SUNday” to confuse everyone.

  185. 185
    Mr Nobody says:

    “Right-on” types don’t shop at M&S either. They prefer the Co-op and its high prices and “fair trade” principles. I only ever buy that stuff when it’s in the reduced section. If a supermarket wants to pay somebody a fortune to produce food and then sell it to me for 10p at the end of the day that sounds like a fair trade to me.

  186. 186
    nell says:

    no don’t worry gordon burnt down the village before he left office. there’s not much left to damage.

  187. 187
    MB. says:

    Nice on in the Mail

    ‘Brook, criminal enterprise, catastrophe': How Rebekah’s clueless proofreaders failed to spot parting shot in NotW crossword

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2013133/Rebekah-Brooks-News-World-staff-parting-shot-crossword.html

  188. 188
    nell says:

    Well you have a point. It would be a bit cruel and inhumane to the tourists to expect them to pay good money to go and look at her.

  189. 189
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    And now she is doomed…….

  190. 190
    Gordon Brown ate my hamster says:

    Isn’t it lovely to see that the bbc have lavished money on a documentary series presented by Rageh Omar about the life of the pee doh prophet? In 3 parts no less. I’m gonna go out on a limb and predict it won’t make any mention of his marriage to a 6 year old that was consummated when she reached the grand age of 9. Or his keeping of numerous sex slaves. Or his schizophrenia. Or his campaign of violence and mass murder against anyone who refused to convert to his disgusting religion. Or his hatred for women. Or his career as an illiterate merchant. Or his plagiarising of christianity and j u daism.

  191. 191
    Iloathlefties says:

    ……….Just moving the deckchairs the?

  192. 192
    Anonymous says:

    “My news agent tells me, no one is buying NOW.”

    Yeah, where do you live then, downtown Karachi?

  193. 193
    A marketing expert says:

    Why don’t they call the new paper, “X-Facta Gossip And Lots Of Other Banal Shite For Chav Scum” so as not to confuse everyone?

  194. 194
    Call me Dave Murdoch says:

    I as a Tory cannot believe you people on here !
    You all seem to think Cameron is totally innocent in all this
    he is in this up to his scrawny neck and you all know it
    he was told to employ Coulson as part of the switch of allegiance from Labour to the Tories !
    Last week you could call Cameron on here and get more thumbs up than down
    he is not doing a good job for the country or the party
    in fact he is a total shambles on Europe and everything else he sticks his nose into What we need is an experienced Tory MP to take control of the party
    because as i see it at the moment little Ed is walking away with the ratings on this story
    Whats the betting Murky Murdoch has a meeting with his investment “Dave” this week ?

  195. 195
    Gordon Brown ate my hamster says:

    Rebekah Brooks is a c unt bag.

  196. 196
    hmmmm says:

    some people think cricket is also – but you can go to Lords and see it.

  197. 197
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    NI Tunes

    Private number

  198. 198
    Anonymous says:

    You must be a socialist. Most of the readers of the NOtW were working class, and socialists fucking hate the working classes don’t they?

  199. 199
    all humour is based in cruelty, thank fuck says:

    “funny as woodworm in a cripple’s crutch, is our tat.”

    That is quite funny actually.

  200. 200
    Rob Roy MacGregor says:

    Pandy? What clan is that?

  201. 201
    Anon says:

    I think it’s safe to say none of those bits will be mentioned.

    It’s interesting the 3-part series was commissioned by the head of religious programming at the beeb – one Aaqil Ahmed. You know, I bet he got his job because of his abilities and experience, and for no other reason at all. Really.

  202. 202
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    NI tunes

    I want the world (Two/2thirds)

    World in motion (New order)

    Layla (Eric Clapton)

    Masterplan ( Oasis)

    Money, Money Money (abba)

  203. 203
    Ed Milimong says:

    The working class are the dross of the world.

    How can we tax people who don’t earn anything? Sickening.

  204. 204
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    Dunno if anyone knows but there is a album called “News of the world” it was done by Queen in 1977 ( One track was called “Sheer heart attack”)

  205. 205
    Anonymous says:

    Bring out the whitewash and a brush
    The full truth must be kept hush hush
    We must create some sort of fudge
    And find a sycophantic judge

    We’ll stick together, we can’t fail
    We must not send posh folk to jail
    All evidence must be in doubt
    So that the truth does not come out

    As MPs Media and Cops
    We need to pull out all the stops
    The public must fall for the trick
    Or we will all wind up in nick

  206. 206
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/News_of_the_World_(album)

  207. 207
    Gordon Brown ate my hamster says:

    You’re to be sent immediately on a 5 week Diversity Workshop for re-education! :-D

  208. 208
    Dirk Diggler says:

    Thank fuck for that. Let the games begin. Start with major expose of MilliHunt, Harperson and Prescott for the santimonious verbiage this week. Then go for Bryant and Watson, just for being Hunts. Just hope they never forget and bury Labour for years and fucking years.

  209. 209
    Andrew says:

    Since it’s the mass-circulation junk press which makes possible the sort of papers most of us read, bring it on!

  210. 210
    T.B£iar - the People's Messiah says:

    Don’t film me and Alyingstare Campbell with Rebekah Brooks, please. We’ve never met her.

  211. 211
    Pointing finger says:

    It’s all OK then. Ed the Miliband says the claims about Baldwin made by Lord Ashcroft are untrue and that Baldwin denies allegation of hiring a private investigator to hack into a bank account. Baldwin must be sacked until a public inquiry is completed. Presumption of guilt as has been applied to others.

    This could be interesting. Baldwin should resign immediately.

  212. 212
    Anonymous says:

    “Mr Watson was told Mrs Brooks ‘will pursue you for the rest of your life’ over his stance.”

    Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2013027/News-World-Tony-Blair-tried-hush-phone-hacking-scandal.html#ixzz1RigiypqG

  213. 213
    Blindfold says:

    The cash registers are in continual ring for the un-funded pension liabilities and PFI scams.

  214. 214
    Anonymous says:

    I should think one or two people are aware of this, yes.

  215. 215
    Axe The Telly Tax says:

    I wonder how many of these documentaries the BBC will be doing once they are answerable to their customers via subscription :-)

  216. 216
    MrAngry61 says:

    Top rated comment below the Bercow story…

    Where I live the cows are kept in fields.

    – Barry, Paying for Blairs Legacy, 10/7/2011 10:12

  217. 217
    Axe The Telly Tax says:

    And he didn’t even get a receipt. Accounts not signed off for 15 years.

  218. 218
    Anonymous says:

    I’m not a Cameron fan, but when the Millie Dowler story broke he was a backbench opposition MP. Tony Blair & Gordon Brown were running the country throughout this whole scandal and News of the World was a New Labour supporting paper. Should Cameron have appointed Coulson? Probably not, but compared to invading Iraq on a false prospectus it’s hardly the worst crime in the world.

  219. 219
    Axe The Telly Tax says:

    Not to mention Purcell the darling wonderboy of old Glasgae Council. Have Glasgow police got off their fat arses and arrested him. Didn’t he do a runner to Australia. We do have an extradition treaty with them. So what are Glasgow police waiting for?

  220. 220
    Tom Badwind says:

    It’s just a terrible cold, Ed. Honest.

  221. 221
    will says:

    Two articles one Independent and the other guardian is this just churnalism guido.

    Independent quote
    The television and radio presenter gave up drinking in 2008 and claims she has never felt better. “I wasn’t a big drinker before so I found it quite easy to give up completely – and now I feel bloody brilliant,” she said.
    Guardian Quote
    Television presenter Fearne Cotton, 29, has not had a drink for three years: “I feel bloody brilliant.” Hurrah. If it helps her speak more clearly, I say it is all to the good.

    http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/home-news/the-rise-of-the-teetotal-generation-2307539.html

    http://www.guardian.co.uk/commentisfree/2011/jul/10/daniel-radcliffe-ferne-cotton-teetotalism

    It seems that someone from the guardian has taken an independant article,
    put a few more quotes in and move it around and recycled it.

    I know the guardian is green minded but this borders on plagerism

  222. 222
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    http://twitter.com/GuidoFawkes/statuses/90097581065109500/

    No need to say thanks.

  223. 223
    Hard-Lazing Voter says:

    Graun editorial: “Murdoch influence must die with the NoW”

    And, I assume, with the Graun when it goes down in a few years?

  224. 224
    Cato Street Conspirator says:

    I am enjoying this. Seeing a crowd of ‘libertarians’ falling over themselves to support a corrupt American-Australian who wouldn’t give them the time of day.

  225. 225
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    But that is our choice, we are not forced.

  226. 226
    That's News says:

    I as a Tory cannot believe you people on here !

    Don’t you mean “I as a Labour troll?”

  227. 227
    Twilight of the Gods says:

    No no no what you stupid humans don’t understand is that we The Gods have re-arranged the whole fabric of the Universe so that people like Lord Prescott are now your Moral arbiters and role models. Its giving us a right laugh up here I can tell you.

    Signed

    Zeus

  228. 228
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    Book me a apointment with “God” then, Whats the ticket cost?

  229. 229
    That's News says:

    Really? Too late for that lie, anon! It was sold out before 9oam in some newsagents.

  230. 230
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    http://twitter.com/GuidoFawkes/statuses/90097581065109500/

    Have ig ot to leave room for twet to adjust?

  231. 231
    MrAngry61 says:

    I do hope that Rageh will mention the requirement for believers to drink camel’s piss?

    (The Hadith, Burkhari Vol.1 No 234)

  232. 232
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    NI Tunes

    Twist and shout

  233. 233
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    Ni Tunes

    Return to innocence (enigma)

  234. 234
    Annie Old Iron says:

    Isn’t it John Brand and Jo Sergeant?

  235. 235
    Ah! Monika says:

    404 billy. check your links

  236. 236
    That's News says:

    You failed to understand what I wrote.

    Perhaps you can understand this. When all of the really dirty shit was happening at NOW, it was a paper that was friendly to Labour.

    Now, you might like to argue that Campbell and co and the rest of the Labour Dirty Tricks team did not know anything, well, that’s for you to decide.

    My point was that revenge will be taken by the journalists at NI. That’s human natutre.

    Had Miliband and his craven crew taken the high road and just said: “leave it to the law to sort this out” then they might not have felt such a sense of grievance.

    The allegations are serious but have yet to be proven. We have innocent until found guilty in Britain. Although Labour proved they did not like stuff like trial by jury and other dirty Tory civil liberties nonsense, didn’t they?

    And if they are proven, good. People will be found guilty. Perhaps even the corporation that is NI. That will be the right and proper thing to happen.

    However, “he who lives in a glass house should not throw stones” is a useful maxim to live by.

    It seems many people were at it, but only the NOW has hit the headlines. For the moment.

  237. 237
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    “25 minutes ago: “The entire “News of the World” album by Queen #NItunes en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/News_of_the…album)”

    Top corner.

  238. 238
    Man in a dirty Mac says:

    psssst Have you Read the Daily Mail ? If its celebrity chav shit your looking for thats the one to read

  239. 239
    Anonymous says:

    Invading Iraq was fully supported by Conservatives. If I remember correctly there was a vote and Cameron voted for the war. Cameron has even said he is the hair to Blair.

  240. 240
    Kamikaze Labour says:

    Milliband should remember the ‘so called’ immortal words of Admiral Yamamoto after the raid on Pearl Harbour……

    “I fear we have woken a sleeping giant and filled it with a terrible resolve”

  241. 241
    Cynical-old-bag says:

    The Sun on Sunday as opposed to the News of the World.

    Same shit, different newspaper.

  242. 242
    Jarvis Cocker says:

    “Hunts are still running the world “

  243. 243
    I could go on says:

    I Don’t Want To Talk About It (Rodney Stewart of that ilk)

    They’re Coming To Take Me Away, Ha-Haaa (Napoleon XIV)

    Idle-Vice (Vince Hill)

  244. 244
    That's News says:

    Yes, that’s a bit odd, isn’t it?

  245. 245
    the Grim Reaper says:

    Ticket to see God Certainly Sir now do you want shooting or hanging ?

  246. 246
    That's News says:

    They’ll do what the Daily Mail did when they could not use Sunday Mail. they’ll it it The Sun on Sunday, or just keep it as The Sun.

  247. 247
    If you could see me now says:

    It would seem that some ugly bint called Kerry Katona is forever being featured in the Mail, often for the most distinguished reasons. For example, being on a diet!
    Now, who can her publicist be?
    Think oily.

  248. 248
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    Surely you need a “soul” to meet God?

    Have looked a x-rays , they cannot find one.

  249. 249
    Anonymous says:

    Are you aware that the last Labour Government consisted of 75% inglish . What does that prove pikey boy ?

  250. 250
    Sun-day, we'll be together says:

    AC and TB have certainly aged.
    Perhaps not enough though.

  251. 251
    Eeu to me says:

    What’s in a name?.

  252. 252
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    Gordon Brown or David Cameron.

    See ys point.

  253. 253
    Anonymous says:

    With pleasure

  254. 254
    Anonymous says:

    A lot of Tories used to have values and they were honest and decent, they might make a mistake but they weren’t crooks. But these folks are old most cannot use computers.

    Then we have the young Tories most are bigots selfish bastards and will do any thing to cover up the truth and get votes.

    You can even see this by looking at the Tory MPs.

  255. 255
    Minerva says:

    You’re no Zeus to us.

  256. 256
    Eeu to me says:

    What’s that other one Billy oh yeh “hangin round the telephone”

  257. 257
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    That Labour are full of idiots?

  258. 258
    Now then guys and gals says:

    Call Me ( the combo named Blondie)

    You Can Have My Private Number (Motown’s Judy Clay & William Bell)

    If I Ruled The World (‘arry Seagoon without Bluebottle)

    All Over The world (the duo that is the Pet Shop Boys)

    I Hear Your Voice (the diminutive but brilliant Prince)

  259. 259
    Red Ed is Dead says:

    You can be sure that Red will get his comeuppance.

    He had two choices, deal with this responsibly or deal with it politically and he selected neither. He chose to appear pretty for the day.

  260. 260
    Anonymous says:

    This is what they said about Al Capone!

  261. 261
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    “Death on two legs” ( Queen) 1975 ” A night at the oprea” album.

  262. 262
    Dino Faccotti says:

    I am a politics student in Italy having a holiday in England.
    I am very confused as to who the Prime Minister over here is,because all I hear and read about is Ed Miliband.
    Does David Cameron know how to lead his country?

  263. 263
    annette curton says:

    But it could be terminal:
    “Yeff, I cannot be interviewed at this time about the hacking into Tory bank accounts, I am not feeling very well and need a Paracetamol for my headache”, Ed: “yeff, take 2 of these and then go for a walk in the woods”.

  264. 264
    Dorian Smith says:

    Yes “Anonymous” the Conservatives voted for the war in Iraq based on Blair and Campbell’s “Dodgy Dossier”. They were misled (sorry lied to) just like Parliament, and the country were.

  265. 265
    Newbe says:

    Hello!

    How are we all doing? what are the rules here?

  266. 266
    Grumpy Old Man says:

    Bill, I bow to your tour de force.

  267. 267
    HandsomeDavid says:

    Try watching something other than the BBC.

  268. 268
    Mata Hari says:

    Johann, where have you go to, it’s time for bed.

  269. 269
    Grumpy Old Man says:

    Millimong’s head is best left where it is until he’s totally fucked Socialism. Then we can have a footie game against the Scots. That’s what I call a win-win situation.

  270. 270
    annette curton says:

    Only one, shut the fuck up and fuck off.

  271. 271
    Dorian Smith says:

    Mr Eks of Camden Players, your blog is shit, almost as shit as your post.

    You sound such a Huhne you must originate from Hoxton.

  272. 272
    Newbe says:

    Ok

    A/S/L ?

  273. 273
    Grumpy Old Man says:

    This info is carefully guarded, but is seeping out on various science blogs like Bishop hill and Watts up with That.

  274. 274
    Ah! Monika says:

    They’re aren’t any. Say what u like but humour is always welcome.
    Some words are moderated but if you want to swear just seperate the letters with a space.
    It can get very crude on here , but ignore it and enjoy.
    New thread posted frequently Monday thru Friday, but Guido’s missus draws the line at weekends.
    Most can spell but Billy is the best……….is known for his deliberate mistakes. And Oh! he’s gay but aren’t we all.

  275. 275
    dogsled says:

    You’re Lyin’ – Lynx

    You’re History – Shakespeares Sister

    She’s Lying – Jimmy Nail

    News Of The World – The Jam

    Lying Eyes – The Eagles

  276. 276
    Newbe says:

    Do you say that to people ou invite for dinner?

  277. 277
    My name is Lee Jon, Lee Jon Ayres (dec'd) says:

    Great pricks on wings! Has Richard Dawkins seen this?

  278. 278
    Newbe says:

    Sorry that should be “You”.

  279. 279
    Ah! Monika says:

    reply to 262

  280. 280
    Dorian Smith says:

    Andy Pandy I think you’re a bit Looby Loo, you don’t even understand the meaning of Sassenach.

  281. 281
    Newbe says:

    Is this not a right wing site?

    Do they really let gay people on here?

  282. 282
    Anonymous says:

    Product placement!

  283. 283
    Tessa Tickles says:

    You can say whatever you like, except c*unt and pe*a.

    Sometimes it’s best not mention that the Pope was in the Nazi Party, but other times, such as now, it’s fine.

  284. 284
    Tessa Tickles says:

    That’s the worst thing about this site – the lack of an ‘edit’ button.

  285. 285
    Ghengis says:

    It’s just the same on Sky & ITV. They all drink bottled water in the same dark room.
    Try Algersieriasas thingy for a different point of view.

  286. 286
    Beyond Good & Evil says:

    Acted on a suggestion by me actually.

  287. 287
    Anonymous says:

    That and the fact it is sister paper to the Gruaniad.

    It’s part of the evil axis: BBC, Graun, Observer, C4 News

  288. 288
    Newbe says:

    How odd!

  289. 289
    Tessa Tickles says:

    Everyone is welcome, with the exception of Ed Balls, Ed Miliband, Gordon Brown and David Cameron.

  290. 290
    Anonymous says:

    Dunno, ask Billy.

  291. 291
    HandsomeDavid says:

    We are mostly centre left and Liberal here.

  292. 292
    Ah! Monika says:

    I’m beginning to think you’re not being ‘ straight ‘ with me

  293. 293
    Tessa Tickles says:

    Come to think about it, Chris Huhne’s not very popular, either.

  294. 294
    Ghengis says:

    And another thing.
    All this jumping up and down whist the thumby things load up is giving me blind spots. Or is that some thing else?

  295. 295
    Phil says:

    It’s very simple Cameron is Prime Minister but the State funded Broadcaster “The BBC” has never forgiven him for forming a coalition government and leaving their beloved Labour Party out in the cold.
    In order to compensate for this outrage the BBC ignores any good news for the Coalition, attacks Cameron and the government on a daily basis and gives air time to their favourite “Ed Milliband” every time he opens his mouth and treats him as if he was the prime minister.
    If you can imagine Russia with a legitimate democratic government which got in against all the odds and Pravda and the KGB doing their utmost to undermine it with Ed(Putin in waiting)Milliband expecting to be crowned Emperor when the peasants have been put in their place that. in my opinion, is where British politics stand today.

  296. 296
    Tessa Tickles says:

    That’s life.

  297. 297
    pеa wee says:

    Fuck off you cuпt.

  298. 298
    Ghengis says:

    I used to dress on the left.
    But now it doesn’t matter.

  299. 299
    Newbe says:

    Well i thought we lived in a Christian country!

    Did not God create Adam and Eve?

  300. 300
    not a machine says:

    Whilst huhne perhaps may not want to hear what carbon taxes are doing in Aus (labour achieveing lowest poll rating ever) and Fukushima latest “it will take decades to clean up” will look forward to seeing wether his commons performance tells us anything more than his recent creative press features .
    How much have certain companies defrauded tax payer of in EU carbon trade companies ???

  301. 301
    LUNG CANCER says:

    I’m singin in the rain !
    Just singin in the rain….tap tap tapperty tap tap tap

  302. 302
    HandsomeDavid says:

    As distracting as a dial up modem for downloading porn.

  303. 303
    HandsomeDavid says:

    Allegedly.

  304. 304
    MultiMillionaire Tony Benn Hero of the Left says:

    You can always recognise Labour trolls because they can’t spell or punctuate. They don’t know the first thing about grammar. They have a very limited vocabulary and they’ve got nothing to say. They’re still at the rude word stage of development.

  305. 305
    Billy Bowden gets buggered on Barry Island says:

    My gaydar has been going off for months with regard to Billy, and now I’ve been vindicated. All gays should be well hung…..hang the fucker!!!

  306. 306
    are we there yet? says:

    Must we really wait that long?

  307. 307
    Natty R says:

    Is that you Mandy?

  308. 308
    Julio Crazyarse says:

    I know it’s an awkwards question for Lab supporters to contemplate never mind answer but what about Ed’s Press secretary, he’s a former NotW man with quite a “colourfull” past? Anyone care to comment?

  309. 309
    LUNG CANCER Ballroom Dancer and all round entertainer ! says:

    Not long now and the fucker will be resting permanently

  310. 310
    Tessa Tickles says:

    That’s you off my Christmas card list.

  311. 311
    nell says:

    and you’ve forgotten twatson and prezza…………….

  312. 312
    laying into a corrupt labour party, who wouldn't give the working classes the time of day says:

    Fight fire with fire I say.

  313. 313
    Drop a Daisy cutter on the BBC says:

    Alky Ada were probably there as guests as would be the BBC.

  314. 314
    Drop a Daisy cutter on the BBC says:

    Murdoch has been shown up to be an old dodderer who is out of place in the 21st century new media.

    The Guardian and BBC have been hunting for Murdoch for years now Nu Liebore can join in as well as Murdoch jumped ship.

  315. 315
    Anonymous says:

    Why don’t they call it SunDay?

  316. 316
    Newbe says:

    Very strange site this is.

  317. 317
    Tessa Tickles says:

    Whilst being no expert on these things, it seems NI’s problems stem not from Rupert, but that stupid son of his.

  318. 318
    Tessa Tickles says:

    You should see it after the pubs have shut.

  319. 319
    Tessa Tickles says:

    Isn’t Prezza welcome everywhere, if only for comic value?

  320. 320
    Tessa Tickles says:

    If you use Firefox and NoScript, you can switch the thumbs off.

    And the adverts.

  321. 321
    marxist twat gets it on says:

    Paul Mason has an orgasm writing for the BBC website.

    http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-14093772

  322. 322
    Irrefutable logic says:

    If god wanted us to put our willies in ladies’ lady gardens he would hardly have given men arseholes, would he?

  323. 323
    Anonymous says:

    I dunno who’s pretending to be a newbie, but they’re fucking shite.

  324. 324
    Drop a Daisy cutter on the BBC says:

    It will be interesting to find out what Cameron asked Coulson about his previous job. I’m always reminded of that episode in the West Wing when it came out about Bartlet’s ill health and his press spokeswoman was asked by a lawyer about what she asked him about his health, something along the lines of “is there anything I need to know” or “is there anything I should know” Both phrases mean something very different in law.

    Depending on what Cameron asked Coulson it could be very sticky for Cameron.

  325. 325
    Newbe says:

    Why?

  326. 326
    Anonymous says:

    BBC apparatchik has orgasm writing for the web site.

    http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-14093772

  327. 327
    Phil says:

    The left wing media elite were also at it far more recently

    http://www.guardian.co.uk/media/mediamonkeyblog+robert-peston

  328. 328
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    Come on da Windies :-)

  329. 329
    Drop a Daisy cutter on the BBC says:

    Sorry but those who know say no one takes a shit at NI without Rupert’s say so, his son is the mouthpiece, one of the failings of NI and Murdoch overall is that this story has been breaking for years and the BBC/Guardian have been pushing it both for political reasons, did he think it would just go away? The Police wanted it to go away because it’s going to make them look like a bunch of corrupt thieving twats.

    I just find it interesting that this story ‘suddenly’ got legs after May last year, what happened in May last year?

  330. 330
    Ed Milibland says:

    Comradeth! Thith week I will have my latetht relaunch! I guarantee thith one will work! Now let’th all thing the Red Flag!

  331. 331
    annette curton says:

    And its just got stranger.

  332. 332
    Tooth fairy says:

    Corruption…… spotted elsewhere…….. “Could I remind you and others about Operation Ore. This was the Met operation to follow up the FBI list of 30,000 paedophiles in the UK who had paid to down load images involving child pornography. At the time Blair was PM and Sir Ian Blair was Met Police Commissioner. The papers were full of the fact that at least two high ranking Labour Ministers were on the list. Were they ever exposed? No. Were they ever investigated?”

  333. 333
    nell says:

    Interesting to see militwit leading the labour charge against NI but where are the rest of his team who are all, except twatson, conspicuous by their absence?

  334. 334
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    The weather was shit? :-)

  335. 335
    Hang on sunshine says:

    Who sexed up the dossier? Was that the Tories aswell?

  336. 336
    Rickilake (Yes the one that posts on Labourlist) says:

    Hi Guido and right wing readers

    Is Labourlist now a closed shop?

    I ask because i submitted 3 comments and they did not go through, I know you will not care but i need to let off steam.

    Thanks

    Ps This was one post i tried to comment on, http://www.labourlist.org/5-eu-budget-hike

  337. 337
    selfish looking says:

    Anon, why don’t u fuck off to CIF with your faux outrage.

  338. 338
    Gordon Brown says:

    I hope The Sun on Sunday will be nice about me.

  339. 339
    pissed off voter says:

    Nothing. The cheque has cleared.

  340. 340
    Jimmy says:

    There’s a thread on this crap below. Try and keep up.

  341. 341
    Gordon Brown ate my hamster says:

    I assume they moderate comments and don’t allow any criticism of the Labour junta.

  342. 342
    Eeu to me says:

    I wouldn’t worry Eddy my boy, you can have as many relaunches as you want but no sod will take any notice, your delightful playmates have taken out a newspaper and got loads of people made redundant and the worse sin of all, you have allowed it’s owner take control of the news cycle for the last week and it looks like for the next few weeks and I include your BBC, you screwed up Eddy ,the Digger will end up getting BSkyB even sooner as people take sides, his side, oh! what fun we’ll have when the dirty digger gets his way, merry xmas or happy winterval Eddy you stupid idiot.

  343. 343
    Jimmy says:

    Stones – Yesterday’s Papers

  344. 344
    DAVE call me Ruperts bed partner ! says:

    Yates should be suspended by the Home Secretary by now !
    Rebekah Brooks should have been questioned by police by now !
    The BskyB deal should be on hold by now !
    James Murdoch should also have been interviewed by police by now !
    David Cameron should be coming out and saying that Murdoch is not a fit and proper person to control BskyB by now !

  345. 345
    Eeu to me says:

    Never go near that blog, too downmarket for me :-)

  346. 346
    Jimmy says:

    Beatles – You Know My Name (Look Up The Number)

  347. 347
    Tooth fairy says:

    Corruption…… spotted elsewhere…….. “Could I remind you and others about Operation O- r- e. This was the Met operation to follow up the FBI list of 30,000 p-ae-do-ph-iles in the UK who had paid to down load images involving child pornography. At the time Blair was PM and Sir Ian Blair was Met Police Commissioner. The papers were full of the fact that at least two high ranking Labour Ministers were on the list. Were they ever exposed? No. Were they ever investigated?”

  348. 348
    Jimmy says:

    Trouble is, once you’ve published a picture of an MP from a gay dating site in his underwear, there’s pretty much nothing more you can do to him.

  349. 349
    Anonymous says:

    So you say. I doubt anyone else gives a fuck.

  350. 350
    Christe in bicyclo says:

    Murdoch says chief Rebekah Brooks is his top priority

    News Corp boss Rupert Murdoch has said Rebekah Brooks is his priority, after arriving in the UK to handle the News of the World phone-hacking crisis.

    He flew into London on Sunday and went to News International (NI), which News Corp owns, for talks with executives.

    He appeared later with Mrs Brooks, NI chief executive. Asked what his priority was, he said “this one” gesturing at her and smiling.

    from Beeb website.

    Isn’t that sweet?

  351. 351
    Jimmy says:

    A libertarian is just a tory with a drug habit.

  352. 352
    THICK as THIEVES says:

    If this BskyB deal goes through
    it proves that Ni has a strong hold on the Tory party,which in itself need to be investigated
    In light of everything that has happened it is inconceivable that an honest government would let it proceed
    I really hope that opposition parties block this deal
    and if it comes to it that they even have to force a block
    then Cameron should go !

  353. 353
    MAD FRANKIE HADDOCK son of COD says:

    GUIDO ! What is your view on this whole fiasco ?

  354. 354
    Norris Stampton says:

    You’re one hundred per cent on the monry with Ed Balls and his posturing… an awfully quiet week for him, and have you noticed how far he sits from Millitwit at QT these days? You need wide angle lenses to get the two in the same shot.

  355. 355
    Anonymous says:

    billy i just read all te comments on here and you are far and away some sort of machine. which machine i dont know but keep up the good work makes my day reading your comments good or crap.

  356. 356
    Mills and Boon says:

    Murdoch says Rebekah Brooks “is his top priority”

    http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-14100053

  357. 357
    Pass the sick bag says:

    “He appeared later with Mrs Brooks, NI chief executive. Asked what his priority was, he said “this one” gesturing at her and smiling.”

  358. 358
    Infuriated of West Mids says:

    Pardon? Sorry – I couldn’t hear you over the furious left-wing, self-congratulatory masturbation on the BBC News Channel.

    Talk about “red”; they’ll be red-raw by Wednesday.

  359. 359
    Bored person says:

    nothing like that could ever happen here.

  360. 360
    MAD FRANKIE HADDOCK son of COD says:

    Now you know what it feels like you twats !
    Murdock’s and Brooks jostled and surrounded by journalists thrusting cameras and microphones in their faces !
    long may it continue
    ha ha ha

  361. 361
    Anonymous says:

    Bwaaaa ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! *takes deep breath” ha ha hah ha haaaa

    Oh, the hypocrisy. The sheer hypocrisy. Fuck’s sake.

  362. 362
    Uncle Arthur says:

    rebec may have been keen to get close to the browns but overnighting demonstrates she must have been f’ucking desperate

  363. 363
    NELL says:

    militwit militwit militwit militwit militwit militwit twotson twotson militwit militwit
    change the fuckin record
    PLEASE !

  364. 364
    TollyPointBee says:

    A couple of questions?

    Can Just Call Me talk to Rupert nowadays without it being reported/ leaked?

    Hypothetically what type of stuff would Rupert threaten Just Call Me with to make him so scared?

    No funny stuff please just proper guesses

    Hot here in Tuscany today so it woz

  365. 365
    Uncle Arthur says:

    you weren’t badly brought up Billy you were thrown up

  366. 366
    FreeLoaders -R-Us says:

    surely cameron is implicated in this as is brown and co – thew government has no credibilty – the constitution is at risk – all of them should fuck off now

  367. 367
    TollyPointBee says:

    Ha ha ha lost your job mate!!!!

  368. 368
    I'd rather shag a dead duck says:

    haven’t you got an arsoul ?

  369. 369
    Ah! Monika says:

    What fiasco? It’s just life.

  370. 370
    nell says:

    Good Lord No!

    Not until labour gets itself a competent leader.

  371. 371
    Ah! Monika says:

    Not my nell !

  372. 372
    Ah! Monika says:

    Have another glass. You might make sense then. Or probably not.

  373. 373
    Anonymous says:

    Dear Mr Millipede,

    Kindly observe the address in the header image:

    3 Thomas More Square

    Thomas More – the play “A man for all sleazons” comes to mind.
    I think the individual himself was beheaded for not swearing an oath of compliance with the state.

    If symbolism is anything to go by, it won’t be long now.
    Your turn will come later.

  374. 374
    Bored person says:

    Backing Labour at the next election, and them consequently winning. Simple as.

    Dave was young and irresponsible in the days before camera phones, so relatively unlikely to be personally embarrassing piccies of CMD

  375. 375
    Twat and Sockpuppet spotter in Chief says:

    I reckon within 24 hours newbie will be spouting some left wing tosh and turn into another left wing lunatic

  376. 376
    sighs and says:

    we don’t have a constitution you knob

  377. 377
    Sarah Brown says:

    Who are you calling desperate?

  378. 378
    TollyPointBee says:

    Can Dave talk on the fone wiv Rupert or have him & Rebeker round 4 a chat?

    Has they got piccies of him shaggin rent boys or snortin charlie?

  379. 379
    mr squeaker says:

    ‘shame he didn’t put the rib on the barbie’ ……we could have had a quiet life

  380. 380
    Scope ambiguity spotter in Chief says:

    Is that {Twat and Sockpuppet} spotter in Chief or {Twat} and {Sockpuppet spotter in Chief}?

  381. 381
    Grumpy Old Man says:

    Stones – Out of Time

  382. 382
    Yegods man says:

    Prescott is and was Zeusless.

  383. 383
    nell says:

    suspect now there’s about as much chance of murdoch backing labour at the next election as there is of hell freezing over.

  384. 384
    Blindfold says:

    B-BBC should be pay/view…by now!

  385. 385
    bald old git says:

    This is all overshadowed by the pain of anticipating what Rich & Marks will serve up tomorrow morning …

  386. 386
    pissed off voter says:

    It appears that majority of labour MEPs think increasing EU budget by 5% is a good idea …

  387. 387
    bald old git says:

    i bought mine.

    I’m going to frame it and put it on the wall, raise a glass every so often to the irony that, after so many years punishing the innocent, NI sacrificed the brand and its employees to protect those whose guilt appears already to have been indicated …

  388. 388
    650 gravy train commuters says:

    We come to bury Murdoch, not to praise him.
    (Allthough in the past we may have given the impression that we fully supported his ethical stance on politics, we now realise that we were duped by power and financial rewards into falling in line with whatever He wanted.)
    Next target, IPSA!
    Up, up and away to Brussels

  389. 389
    A Mushroom says:

    Suspect you have the political insight of the average voter.

  390. 390
    That's News says:

    Worse than Huhne, I would have thought. What a crappy blog he has.

  391. 391
    DAVE call me Nell Cameron says:

    So Nell you would throw your full support behind the BskyB bid just because Ed is against it
    Dave is in Murdoch’s pocket and it’s payback time !
    and after all that’s gone on you would still support Cameron’s feeble attempts to justify this takeover being rushed through ?
    if your answer is yes then you fully endorse everything that NI stands for so come out and say it !

  392. 392
    BoredNow says:

    What I learned is that there were 25MP’s on that list. Majority being Labour.

    And Murdoch has that list, and some coppers know who they are.
    I learned when a off-duty senior officer in my local saw said MP on PMQ’s and shouted at the TV “Paeodophile.”

    But apparently been buried by a super-super injunction.

    Hopefully somebody at NI have an itchy trigger finger. If anything it could destroy Labour permanately.

  393. 393
    MAD FRANKIE HADDOCK son of COD says:

    For someone who knows nothing Rebekah Brooks claim that “worse is yet to come” how does she know ? is very disturbing
    What could be worse than what they have already been caught doing ?

    here’s a couple of ideas
    how about passing information to terrorists ?
    or withholding information on a terrorist attack ?

  394. 394
    Anonymous says:

    Rupert won’t shit on Blair, he wants the Labour Party back in the hands of the Blairites then he can play the Tories and “all new” New Labour off against each other. I suspect after a decent interval the wrath of God/Rup will descend upon Ed. There will be a good few Labour politicians explaining away “a moment of madness.”

  395. 395
    Anonymous says:

    Oh great, Mr Eks is clearly another fucking chav moron who’s read a couple of books and thinks it makes it far more intelligent than it actually is.

    Learn to read properly and not jump to conclusions so easily you ignorant simpleton.

  396. 396

    Must be lovely to earn all that dosh and not have a clue about what went on, guv, under your control…

  397. 397
    BoredNow says:

    Guido

    Has Order-Order been hacked. If you enter Order-Order into Google search you get taken to a site of Left wing, liberal, socialist Prickery about saving Palestine?

    Now I am all for the Floatilla to Gaza going off course to Somalia, should be fun .
    Hopefully Laure penny is on board it is high overdue she was introduced to a baton or rifle butt. Especially in a land where the journalist pass does not work.

  398. 398
    Grammar School Boy says:

    Naturally it’s a leftie rag….

  399. 399
    nell says:

    http://www.independent.co.uk/opinion/commentators/john-rentoul/john-rentoul-cameron-exposed-but-not-at-risk-2309780.html

    under brown labour became inward looking, lost all ability to think laterally or sensibly and developed a debilitating bunker mentality that they have not managed to get rid of under militwit. twatson is a perfect example of it. ” if you don’t agree with us you must be the enemy. if you don’t support militwit you must support dave. murdoch is evil and wants to control the British press”

    The truth is rarely black or white . labour needs to widen it political horizons and throw off its brownite paranoia if it’s ever going to have a chance of recovery.

  400. 400
    Labourlist says:

    Does Ashcroft take Coke?

  401. 401
    Anonymous says:

    You’ve conveniently forgotten that all of this hacking occurred while Labour was in power.
    Those responsible at News International knew they could get with almost anything because they were so close to Blair,Brown, Mandleson and Campbell.

  402. 402
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    No, but if they are open to it, I am out at a party next weekend?

  403. 403
    Anonymous says:

    The independent inquiry will basically be as independent as the current police inquiry ie, the only people with anything to worry about are the ones NI decides are expendable. As far as I can tell there is no police inquiry, NI are making their own “inquiries” and deciding what the police need to know and what won’t be of interest to them. Imagine if a pedophile got to go through his own computer and then got to decide what images the police might be interested in.

  404. 404
    Someone who's just checked Google says:

    No.

  405. 405
    Anonymous says:

    Aww, bless – you should have said “tory scum”, then you’d have been a real live left wing cliche.

  406. 406

    I Googled the same and came straight back here. What you must remember, Mr Now, is that Google are profiling your searches. I hope that you have not been Googling for unlimited, “Left wing, liberal, socialist Prickery”… (186 results)

  407. 407
    nell says:

    Well let’s put it this way – I’m probably a good average example of what militwit terms middle England or as he has so quaintly labelled us ‘the squeezed middle’!!

    And at the moment I suspect we are as likely to support militwit in an election as murdoch is.

  408. 408
    MAD FRANKIE HADDOCK son of COD says:

    Hi ar moniker have you been away ?

  409. 409
    Saffron says:

    Millitwit is completely and utterly out of his depth as regards the issues going on right now with NI.
    Someone needs to take him to one side and aquaint him as to what serious politics/shit stirring is all about.
    They need to tell him this is not about UNI debating society crap,but about real in the raw politics,which apparently he appears to know jack shit.
    Camoron also is in this category as far as I can see,although I will reserve judgement as to what this guy does which resonates with the electorate.
    If the free press is nuetered by parliament compliments of Camoron and Co then it will be a sad day for all of us.
    Finally Red Ed and Camoron are both skating on thin ice here,who will break through it is debatable.
    What will come out in the weeks and months ahead,who knows,but the innocent voters of this country have been shown what goes on in the pursuit of power/influence is alien to their natural idea’s of what politics is all about.
    My message to the peoples of this once great land is this:- Wake up and see what these POLITICO’S are doing to you,they are selling you down the river big time.
    For Christsake look at the EUSSR,they are buying their own debt,who in their right mind would do this?.
    The banksters are rubbing their hands over this honeypot.
    The Euro will collapse the moneymen will make sure of this.
    Spain is the next one to go belly up,and then Italy and then the EUSSR dream will collapse and hopefully we will see the EUSSR dream of parity between national states hit the buffers.

  410. 410
    Anonymous says:

    More ABC1’s read the News of the World than any other newspaper.

  411. 411
    nell says:

    you need to use .com not .co.uk

    order-order.co.uk has been a leftwing site for a long time.

  412. 412
    A Mushroom says:

    Why would he want to when power over political parties is the ultimate aphrodisiac?

  413. 413
    Anonymous says:

    Were they faked? Tony Blair says they were therefor it must be so.

  414. 414
    MAD FRANKIE HADDOCK son of COD says:

    One funds the Tory party !
    The other funds a coke habit ?

    or

    One bungs large amounts of cash to the Tories !
    and the other
    Bungs large amounts of white powder up his nose !

  415. 415
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    ++++++++ Read this++++++++++++++

    HouseofTwits profile

    HouseofTwits RT @thehooleys Former top aide to British prime minister arrested in Murdoch hacking scandal http://t.co/paiowem 4 minutes ago · reply · retweet · favor

  416. 416
    Peterborough is the Worst Place on the Planet says:

    Rumors are circulating suggesting that News Int staff hacking the phones of 9/11 survivors. If this turns out to be true the offices should be classified as a crime scene and sealed to prevent any further e-mails being deleted.

  417. 417
    BAAAAHHHH! says:

    Until the new Blair hoves into view, you’ll run with the sheep as you’re conditioned to do.

  418. 418
    MrAngry61 says:

    To be fair, that describes many of the commenters on this site…

  419. 419
    MrAngry61 says:

    “The people spoke – the bastards”

  420. 420
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    Dont bother.

    Got excited ove rheadline , didnt read lin…………

  421. 421

    I’ve been on my nudie beach today! I don’t want to unsettle you but there I was, having emerged from a pleasant swim in the sea, to find two late teenagers, one totally nude and with the loveliest puffy nipples that you have ever seen, long blonde hair to her waist, shaven bits on show for all the world to see. The other had kept her bottoms on but her breasts were like fuckin’ apples; firm, cute and brown. I just pretended that I hadn’t even noticed – not fucking much…

    It’s a hard life but someone has to do it! Much as I admire our esteemed host, or your goodself, I would rather have them both naked than both of you in your best suits.

  422. 422
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    And so should Labour HQ.

  423. 423
    Phil says:

    343 – It is customary in a law abiding society to put someone on trial and reach a verdict of guilty before hanging,drawing and quartering them.
    We are all aware which way the wind was blowing in the last 13 odd years under Labour and unless or until your lot get back in and scrap free speech altogether and the rule of Law altogether Lynch mobs as currently portrayed by grommit aided and abetted by the Guardian and the BBC will have to take a back seat.

  424. 424
    Back to School says:

    “Rumours”

    And no, they’re not.

  425. 425
    MrAngry61 says:

    But the UK broadcast media has – unlike in the US – effective regulation. Instead of a culture of partisanship there is a culture of impartiality.

    Not whenever I see it…

  426. 426
    Gordon Brown ate my hamster says:

    The US has said it’s withholding $800m in military aid to P a kis tan because of their behaviour over harbouring Bin Laden. What a stark contrast to Cameron’s lot continuing to pour money into their terrorist coffers as well as still giving aid to poverty stricken India and its astronauts..

  427. 427
    Tooth fairy says:

    “said MP on PMQ’s”

    Was he at the dispatch box?

  428. 428

    US Suspends $800 Million in Military Aid to Pakistan. How long before we follow?

  429. 429
    MAD FRANKIE HADDOCK son of COD says:

    So it was not only life that was hard ?

  430. 430
    nell says:

    Oh Dear baaaahhhh!

    labour has got it bad hasn’t it?!!

    now if we’re not for cameron and we’re not brownites we must be blairites!

    is there no-one in the labour opposition with a brain cell!!

  431. 431
    Squeezed middle says:

    Ashcroft worked his balls off and made himself a fortune
    Baldwin’s claim to fame is fingering Dr Kelly who was the only innocent victim I know who died as a result of telling the truth.
    Did they by any chance both have a penchant for jammy dodgers?

  432. 432

    US Suspends $800 Million in Military Aid to Pa-kis-tan. How long before we follow?

  433. 433

    You can have no conception about how much I have put in to advance Libertarian causes…

  434. 434
    Dave Dead Man Walking says:

    A bit like your attitude to anybody criticising Cameron the fraud !

  435. 435

    ‘A future war in Sudan is now inevitable’, the truth about the world’s newest state http://t.co/6ROEySZ Not as boring as it sounds….

  436. 436
    MAD FRANKIE HADDOCK son of COD says:

    Must be like a starving child in a cake shop !

  437. 437
    nell says:

    OMG! talk about the hysterical left and the imaginary evil that is murdoch!

    Mind I suppose with his blank sheet of paper this was a good high profile bandwagon for militwit to jump on in the hope of hiding his own lack of substance.

  438. 438

    The story of my life, mate!

  439. 439
    David Cameron says:

    Giving aid to India and P a kis tan is the right thing to do. Those who criticise lack moral fibre.

  440. 440
    nell says:

    you can call cameron what you like.

    I suspect my view of cameron at the moment is similar to Mrs T’s – he’s seriously lacking in backbone!

    Having said that he’s ten times better than anything labour could offer us.

  441. 441
    Infuriated of West Mids says:

    If true, then Labour, and Knacker of the Yard had better really watch out.

    What a can of worms….

    Best of luck, Milimong – this is going to go far beyond your pathetic, short-term, oppotunistic attempts to smear the Conservatives over Coulson.

  442. 442
    DO You Know Anything At All Nell ? says:

    Imaginary evil that is Murdoch !
    What the fuck are you on you stupid old woman ?

  443. 443
    BAAAAHHHH! says:

    We should be grateful for small mercies.

  444. 444

    This site will close until Rich and Mark turn out a funny cartoon.

  445. 445
    Bill Deades says:

    But I didn’t want to!!

  446. 446
    Peace, love and the dream that died says:

  447. 447
    The British Public, fucked-off with Blue Labour, says:

    Fuck you, Cameron.

  448. 448
    Mexico says:

    Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.

  449. 449
    Anonymous says:

    Billy does seem to hero worship Guido. It is a bit odd.

  450. 450
    Gordon Brown says:

    Rupert was mean to me.

  451. 451
    retardEd Miliband says:

    Hello, moutha. How’th it goin’?

  452. 452
    Anonymous says:

    Smoggie, your point was not very inspired was it. Are you friends with Billy?

  453. 453
    Yoda says:

    Fear is the path to the dark side……

  454. 454
    Drop a Daisy cutter on the BBC says:

    Guido – SORT YOUR FUCKING SITE OUT SO IT WORKS WITH GOOGLE CHROME.

    Fucking hell man it’s a stinking pile of shit.

  455. 455
    annette curton says:

    That is the best understandable concept of the meaning of infinity I have ever heard.

  456. 456
    Anonymous says:

    It did not sell out where I live until 3.00 pm.

    Lots of other Sunday papers left in the Newsagents I normally go to – but no NoW. Then to the Co-op, lots of others left but no NoW. Then to Tescos – one dog-eared copy left – which I bought.

    First time in ages. I stopped buying when I was 17 and discovered that if I wished to read the really naughty bits about Mandy Rice Davies and Christine Keeler I had to buy the Telegraph and the Times. The NoW was working class puritan at heart.

    No wonder the Bloomsbury Set (now the Hampsted and Islington Set) hated it.

  457. 457
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    no “cartoon” ?

  458. 458
    TollyPointBee says:

    Can I have a price on Mrs Brooks getting bird?

  459. 459
    TollyPointBee says:

    I would also like a price on some deaths in the naer future. If Brooks or Yates know the games up will they do the honourable thing?

  460. 460
    MB. says:

    http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-14100053

    “Rupert Murdoch says News International chief executive Rebekah Brooks is his first priority”

    That’s an amazing statement from him when several hundred people have lost their jobs.

  461. 461
    That's News says:

    Working OK in Chrome, here. Bit slow with one add-on, but otherwise, OK.

  462. 462
    TollyPointBee says:

    Maybe the old man has actually lost the plot. He uses NewCorp money to buy companies off his kids for hundereds of million $$$. These shareholders must be a total bunch of TOBIES that need 2 do their dough

  463. 463
    Anonymous says:

    So switch to Firefox

  464. 464
    Anonymous says:

    No fool like an old fool someone said today……

  465. 465
    Tat mong says:

    Smoggy – your comments are wank man. Why do you bother?

  466. 466
    Tat mong says:

    Billy, I don’t think he is suggesting you are gay – just that you are thick

  467. 467
    Cynical Old Man says:

    Rumours are just what they are. Someone seems to be going all out to destroy Murdoch’s business, not only in this country, but in the U.S. Can’t you lot see the constant ratcheting up of the seriousness of the allegations is a bit suspicious in itself? That particular allegation seems to have been made to ensure American public opinion turns against old Rupert. Where’s that particular allegation come from? I know one of the daily rags is leading on it. Someone, somewhere is certainly pulling the strings and planting these allegations, probably to turn the pressure on Cameron to pull the plug on the BSkyB takeover.

    The press are being played like an old violin by someone in a position of influence. Labour? The BBC? Media competitors? Max Moseley? Probably all colluding with each other.

    By the way, I’m no fan of Murdoch. Never bought his papers. Don’t even subscribe to Sky. All I know is that there’s definitely something fishy about the constant drip of allegations, each one more serious that the previous one, in order to keep the pot boiling.

  468. 468
    New reader says:

    Wtf is tat and/or mong

  469. 469
    Thor says:

    Ed, Fear not oh gre at one, you may not have noticed but you are about to be cast athunder… You have been warned.

  470. 470
    Librarians with standards says:

    So what is the penalty if the museum just tells them to go jump in the lake? Not likely to invade are they? Time for someone to take a stand against this arrant interfering nonsense.

  471. 471
    Librarians with standards says:

    Mr Ecks also seems to have missed the wider point – the BBC (and Millitwit) is desperate to stop Murdoch getting an alternative news company set up in competition to their incessant left wing garbage.

  472. 472
    Tat says:

    Tat mong yipitty yah

  473. 473
    GF, Richard & Mong says:

    The fucking mong forgot to preset it for the top of the hour, what do you expect from a pikey halfwit?

  474. 474
    Librarians with standards says:

    If you want to increase/decrease the thumb , just keep on refreshing the page.

    Remember now, Vote Early, Vote Often.

  475. 475
    Librarians with standards says:

    …and these idiots still don’t know the difference between a “fine toothcomb” and a “fine-tooth comb”.

    Not that I have ever combed my teeth…..

  476. 476
    albacore says:

    Dave’s whole world would fall apart if he couldn’t throw loadsamoney at foreigners.
    Not his own money, of course. Not even our money, because the country’s deep in debt and the money cupboard’s bare.
    Lord knows who it is whose money he is doling out but, if they were happy enough to humour poor Gordon, it’d be a bit mean of them to cut off Dave’s supply now.

  477. 477
    Glen Da says:

    is it Pennsylvania six five thousand?

  478. 478
    Glen Da says:

    You wear a kilt with nothing underneath? Ooh!!

  479. 479
    Dave says:

    But it helps me to feel warm inside over drinkies in the Cotswolds, knowing I have been so generous!

  480. 480
    Fabians are Evil says:

    It is George Soros – he is spending millions within the USA to try and bring down Fox

  481. 481
    Anonymous says:

    One of the great ironies of all this is that before Murdoch tried to buy BSkyB everyone thought he owned it.

  482. 482
    Anonymous says:

    Is it an incontrovertible fact that the NOTW hacked into Millie Dowler’s phone or is it an allegation? There are so many allegations flying around you can accuse them of anything and they are not really in a position to deny it, hence the 9/11 stuff. Mind you, isn’t that what the Sun did to Mr Jeffries?

  483. 483
    Fiddling whilst Rome burns says:

    Meanwhile whilst the UK establishment and media is getting itself into a frenzy over this………. back in the real World………as Osborne warned of real risk of double-dip in UK economy

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2013329/Will-euro-debt-crisis-swallow-Italy-EC-fears-Rome-follow-Athens-Dublin-Lisbon.html

  484. 484
    MAD FRANKIE HADDOCK son of COD says:

    417 Please read comments properly before making stupid assumptions

  485. 485
    Handycock (Teen Fondler) says:

    I am a Liberal democrat and I can’t spell or punctuate or know the first thing about grammar. Shagging however, that’s a different story.

  486. 486
    Tell it like it really is says:

    Excellent Phil.


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