July 6th, 2011

Off To Drink Arianna Dry

With the Adam Smith Institute’s do last night and the Speccie tomorrow, party season is in full swing.  There’s lots of clashes tonight though. Guido was thinking Mitt Romney’s could be fun, but then remembered he’s a Mormon, so doubt there will be much drinking happening there. The Balls’ are having a BBQ tonight for the B-team, but Stoke Newington is a bit of a trek. Looks like it’s going to have to be Arianna’s bash at Millbank. Remember HuffPo writers, that drink tonight is all the payment you are getting…


  1. 1
    Arianna Huffandpuff says:


    But seriously, I look forward to the Huffingglue Post and the Graun’s CommentIsUtterlyRetarded fighting over the meagre scraps of audience that progressivist think tanks provide.

    • 16
      Cunt Face says:

      Don’t eat too much, you are looking a little on the heavy side

      • 28
        Ah! Monika says:

        Why your moniker. Are you incredibly honest or just have a very low opinion of yourself

        • 40
          Lord Mandelbum of Fondleboys says:

          An announcement from his eminence, Baron Mandelbum of Fondleboys:

          Joining with Mark Oaten and many hoonourable members, I am setting up a new Interweblog for men of the left*, The Poofington Host, or the PoofHo for short.

          Fans of Guido’s organ who like a bit of variety are invited to come in behind me in support, the more prominently the better.

          Thank you.

          * I realise this excludes Evan Davis, since his PA is to the right. Sorry Evan.

          • David Laws Lib Dem fiddler says:

            I think whoever hosts the BBQ the taxpayer will be paying for it- food allowance. When most people find it difficult to make ends meet with the increase in VAT etc, the socialists binge on food paid for by the poor taxpayer.

            Investigation and public inquiry about MPs expenses, pay, pensions, second jobs, lobbying and interest groups.

            Lie Dumbs and Cons do not appear interested in British jobs for English people. 972,000 immigrants took 90% of the jobs in the UK last year. Wet Dave still continues with his multi billion pound give away scheme to over seas and EU. i take the coverage on the famine in Africa was arranged to mitigate public anger concerning overseas aid. The famine has not just happened. Perhaps the government ought to urge African leaders to stop buying Lear jets, military machinery and feed their people.

          • Handycock (Teen Fondler) says:

            How about a ‘TeensPost,’ I am sure that would go down a bundle with a select few of us?

          • Anonymous says:

            It seems Brooks and Cameron goes for regular horse riding. I wonder what they speak about.

          • Anonymous says:

            Looks like NOW was interested on Osborne as well!

        • 171
          Cunt Face says:

          You are incredibly thick, c*nt

          • Billy Bowden is the greatest arsewipe ever ! says:

            where are you arsewipe – I have now been joined by others wants to mock how pathetic your are – normally I don’t like to share my bitches but I am happy for it to be open season on you,

    • 26
      Up sh1t creek says:

      Enough fo the phone hacking cr@p! So why is the British Government firing British workers, and employing people in Bangalore instead?

      I remember just last week the Conservative mantra “British jobs for British workers”.

      Where does Bangalore fit into British jobs for British workers?

      • 47
        Anonymous says:

        “Where does Bangalore fit into British jobs for British workers?”
        Perhaps they have renamed Tower Hamlets?

      • 65
        David Camoron (traitor, thief and liar) says:

        But this should make you proud!

        Not only am I handing your wages over to India, I’m giving your jobs to the Indians, too!

        Toodle pip!

        • 136
          Mad, Bad & Dangerous Gordon McRuin ( member in absentia ) says:


          • being there says:

            How the fuck did this fuck up become PM? Thanks Labour Party, you load of tossers.

      • 116
        1820days says:

        British jobs can only go to British people in Bangalore, because everyone from Bangalore, Somalia, Nigeria, Pakistan, Poland et al are all over here.

        We’ll have to move over there to get the British jobs when they are exported from here.

      • 165
        Disgusted says:

        Enough fo the phone hacking cr@p! ? Tonight it emerged Mulcaire was hacking the phones of the families of dead servicemen. I’m sorry but the scum at News International need to pay.

        • 227
          Cynical Old Man says:

          Disgusted, you should save your approbation for the source of these latest allegations. It seems this “information” has come from a firm of shyster lawyers who have a couple of bereaved families on their books. Note the weasel words “MAY have been hacked”. This latest allegation seems to have been made in an attempt to expand their client base. Obviously seen the chance of a nice little earner soliciting instructions from potential clients to sue Rupert. Let’s just see who are making the allegations:-

          The Labour Party – revenge for Murdoch withdrawing his support.
          The Guardian – circulation war and viscerally anti-Murdoch.
          BBC – shit scared of becoming irrelevant if Murdoch expands his media empire.
          Parliament – M.P.s revenge for the press exposing their corrupt practices and fraudulent expenses claims.
          Shyster lawyers – representing so called celebs and trawling for clients to sue Murdoch and in the process earning themselves piles of dosh in fees.

          Not exactly pillars of the community or upstanding citizens any of them.

          It seems too many people have become conditioned to show disgust (Pavlov style) at any mention of “Murdoch” or “Hacking”. Use your brains and check the sources of the information before jumping to conclusions.

      • 206
        Patriot says:

        Cameron is a traitor.

    • 195
      MrAngry61 says:

      Just heard Arianna on BBC:R3 saying how the HuffPo was ‘fact based’ and ‘liberal (or progressive) in outlook’.

      She’s not going to steal the Daily Mail readership then.

    • 237
      hacked off says:

      Nothing new this morning, lads? it’s all looking a bit ‘yesterday’ from here ..

    • 242
      Sir Barrington Minge says:

      Suppose it’s too much to ask for that fat porker Balls to be ON the bar-b-q – spit roasted would be good.

  2. 2
    WVM says:

    A Balls BBQ, hope it pisses it down!

    • 6
      Anonymous says:

      DWP offshore’s jobs to India-meh!

    • 48
      labourunionsbbc we are one says:

      A balls bar b q, is there hot dog on the menu or is la balls not going?

      • 82
        Southern Softy says:

        9.30, after a couple of glasses of Lambrini, Yvette gets her tits out for the boys.
        9.31, both guests leave.

      • 100
        Would like to know? says:

        I wonder how many Beeboids will be attending?

      • 197
        MrAngry61 says:

        7.30, EdB throws the hot dogs on the barbie – 7.45 the entire party is robbed at knifepoint by some of the more exotic locals…

  3. 3
    The B Team says:

    Morally and Economically Bankrupt team.

    • 208
      Patriot says:

      Troughers all. Including you Guido. Stop stuffing your fat face and get real.

  4. 4
    Lord Lavender et al. says:

    Casual Gyros Daahlink!

  5. 5
    They're all smug, sneering Celt cunts at the BBC, 'cept Kuenssbergs whom I wish to bum intensely says:

    Has there been a more vile, disgusting, wretched, hateful spectacle in the istory of the Ouse of Commons than Chris cocksucking Bryant’s oily performance in the debate today?

    • 7
      Hard Man Ross of Kemps says:

      IRebekah Brooks has got a vicious right hook, I’ll say that for her

      • 41
        Up sh1t creek says:

        Thanks to Newsnight for this clip..

        • 50
          Sir Minge Campbells says:

          Yes great spot

          Robert bender Prestons’ report on the ten o’clcok news last night showed Cameron with the ginger minger, but not a fucking word was uttered about Blair’s craven submission to this whore

          • Anon says:

            BBC 6 o’clock News, this evening. Someone dressed as Murd0ch, with an expensive-looking papier-mache face, holding two marionettes, one was Cameron – expensive papier mache face, again, not sure who the other was, in Parliament Square. BBC gave a good deal of coverage to it.

            These models must have taken a long time to make, and they must have been sitting around waiting for a story to break. And the BBC just happened to be there when the puppets were brought out..

            I’m glad I haven’t paid the license fee for 12 years, but when is the govt going to slit the BBC’s throat so no-one else pays the license fee either?

          • Up sh1t creek says:

            The BBC’s 6pm news today was disgusting “journalism”, along with highly edited PMQs clips from today, basically pointing ALL the blame at the Conservative, as if Labour did not kiss backside to get favourable press in their 13 years!

          • Anonymous says:

            That paper mache protest was organised by a group called 38 degrees.
            Didn’t notice any paper mache figures of Labour MP’s who spent 13 years cosying up to Murdoch?

          • 1820days says:

            Labour sucked Murdoch’s cock for 16 years from 1994 – 2010, ALL the time when the disgusting hacking of relative’s phones was allegedly happening.

            Funny how labour and the BBC and their twatterati rent-a-fuckwit mob online have all seemed to forget that isn’t it?

            ALL the time when all this hacking was happening, Blair, Brown, Balls et al were all rimming Murdoch for all they were worth.

        • 107
          Hang on a minute says:

          Wasn’t that Andy Coulson escorting Blair just before he met Brooks????
          Labour were arse-licking Murdoch while Cameron was still in short trousers.

    • 8
      Dont let the truth get in the way of your predudices says:

      Yes, Prescots interviews on these matters is gut wrenchingly sickening. You can only laugh or go mad.

      • 200
        MrAngry61 says:

        He’s like Les Dawson channelling Ad*lf H1t73r. Except that the Leader never appeared to be dru nk during an interview.

    • 10
      Steph Flanderers, drippin' in Ed's spunk says:

      Bryant’s just been on Radio Five Labour, spewing his lies.

      The BBC and their Labour partners are virtually sucking each others ballbags over Murdoch’s grave problems.

      This country desperately needs a powerful rival to the BBC filth’s propaganda, at least in terms of national radio.

      • 31
        WVM says:

        Add to that a free to air TV news channel along the lines of fox news etc to even things up a bit. Sky news is hardly right-wing, they play the middle road everytime. That’s what’s needed as well as a national radio shake up, or if it can’t be done the BBC needs taking to task over it’s claims to impartiality. It’s up to Dave, the BBC will destroy him his party and his coalition if he doesn’t take them to task on their obvious bias.

        • 153
          1820days says:

          Skynews is impartial and is being sold off as an independent news organisation. Murdoch will not have a say in editorial content.

        • 154
          Anonymous says:

          The left are shit scared that their grip on the broadcast media is coming to an end. Having the people fund the very propaganda that is fed right back at them is a typical mean and low socialist trick, and must stop now. Are you listening Dave? I fucking hope so.

      • 32
        A poofter says:

        Evan Davis really turns me on

        • 133
          Turd Countersinking Watch says:

          Fuck off fudge packer, we don’t take kindly to your types round here.

      • 39
        Anonymous says:

        thats why all this shit has erupted,BBC are labours press /advertising Machine

    • 11
      The Right Honourable Gordon Brown MP says:

      Today I have been masturbating in my own liquid feces, and leaving hate messages on Christine Lagarde’s voicemail & email account.

      • 56
        rocknrolla says:

        Considering that we know that the one eyed mong actually reads this site I often ask myself:

        a) what it will do to his already fragile and disturbed mental state to see himself being mercilessly mocked given how vain and hubristic he is?

        b) everyday there are countless posts claiming to be from the maximum imbecile himself – doesn’t the law of averages suggest that at least one or two are the real deal? I wonder which ones?

        In both cases I smile – he sold our birthright gold for nothing so I hope he does go even madder.

        • 94
          The Mechanical Turk says:

          I think No. 11 is the real deal.

          Hi, Gordon, you econocidal maniac!

    • 13
      A poofter says:

      If Brooks is arrested cant she just bribe the corrupt Met cu’nts?

      • 21
        A complete fucking cunt says:

        On this blog the police are upstanding incorruptible champions of truth and justice, at least the Essex ones are.

        • 27
          A poofter says:

          The drink drivin pikey fuck wot runs this blog has got a bet on that Huhne will get his bollocks battered in a prison cell.

        • 86
          Handycock (Teen Fondler) says:

          And the Hampshire Constabulary.

    • 43
      Sir Minge Campbells says:

      I must declare that I am quite delighted to hear the Metropolitan Police are bent bastards.

      One can often be forgiven for assuming the Police are a bunch of health and safety/diversity/politically correct obsessed poofs, but these stories of corruption make me much more confident in the force..sorry service.

      • 109
        Hang on a minute says:

        Let’s have a sense of perspective-Disgusting though some of the phone-hacking allegations are, I’d prefer most of the 40 police officers be transferred to other duties most pressing to London taxpayers. Such as solving everyday crimes.

    • 236
      Gonk says:

      Always reminds me of Piggy in ‘Lord of the Flies’
      Physically semi deformed and unattractive. Absolutely
      made for bullies and basically a synthetic partially feminine
      giant twat.

  6. 9
    Phantom says:

    HuffPoUK….. most of the links have been broken all day.

    Some launch when your website looks to have been coded up by a bunch of forced labour schoolchildren.

  7. 14
    Gooey Blob says:

    I have come to the conclusion that Adam Posen is a very dangerous idiot.

  8. 15
    Ah! Monika says:


  9. 17
    The Piss Soaked Tramp Formally Known As TAT! says:

    Suck me dry big boy

  10. 18
    genghiz the khan says:

    Ed Balls looks as if he has been an attendee of the Lucretia Borgia School of Cookery.

    • 78
      nell says:

      ed balls makes lucretia borgia look like saint theresa.

    • 87
      Southern Softy says:

      And o/t a bit,
      Bad Al Campbell on DP today looks more and more like Herman Munster.
      Plugging his book. Tosser.
      No doubt they won’t have him on Graham Norton.

      • 101
        Dodgy Dosser says:

        Same thing on Radio 5 Live in the afternoon. This is an obvious love-in.

      • 173
        Gordon Brown says:

        I thought exactly the same – it’s that straight neck of his – solid brass I’m told but I’m sure it could be broken with a little effort.

    • 150
      DIXON ! MY COCK'S GREEN says:

      Yes but the only thing ED ever learned to cook was “The Books” !

  11. 19
    The Piss Soaked Tramp Formally Known As TAT! says:


  12. 20
    Down With Brown! says:

    Go on Guido, go to the Balls event and try and pull Yvette, you know you want to.

    • 104
      sergei sukmiov says:

      not such a bad shout – a long time ago she used to go like a train.

      and then along came balls – waste

    • 109
      sergei sukmiov says:

      in fact, a good shout – she likes them on the podgy side and isn’t too fussed about physical attractiveness.

      only thing is, she likes a man with a name that turns her on – best pretend your name is scrotum

    • 209
      Patriot says:

      Guido, choke on the bloody trougher’s lifestyle. Get real.

  13. 23
    nell says:

    You will be in ‘good company’ then Guido.

    bliar, ali’wmdlies’campbell and sarah’blanddiarist’brown should also be about as they’ve already agreed to write for her for free.

    ‘They are very keen to showcase their work to an international audience’ – huffie’s words.

    OMG! you might even get to see the rare and elusive gordon – expect he’ll be wanting to showcase his failed economic credentials to an international audience through her site as well!!

    Be careful what you drink!

  14. 24
    Billy Bowden is a legend & sockpuppet says:

    Who won? No doubt about who won today – Ed was excellent. His handling of the News International and News of the World questioning was sensitive and sincere, with his calls for a public inquiry into the phone hacking echoed by millions of people up and down the country. He was on the money.
    Although Cameron’s answers were solid enough, he was thrown completely off guard by Ed asking him if he felt that Rebekah Brooks should resign. Mrs Brooks – a close friend of the PM – is causing him a rather large political headache at the moment and it is looking increasingly inevitable that she will resign.

    Ed also asked the PM if he would be referring the News International bid to take over BSkyB to the Competition Commission, in the light of new evidence – Cameron’s answer, not for the last time this PMQs, was a copout

    • 33
      Gooey Blob says:

      How strange it is then that this all happened while Labour were in power and cosying up to News International.

    • 34
      Martin Days pet hamster says:

      Fuck off Martin.

      • 97
        Martin Day says:

        Don’t stop working that wheel — it’s rigged up to power my laptop.

        • 149
          Tom Badwind says:

          It’s certainly not working your brain, that ceased operating decades ago.

    • 51
      Ed Milimong says:

      Yesth I wasth very good wathn’t I.
      Justhhine! Whereths my rubith cube gotten to?

    • 54
      I'll have a P please, Bob says:

      In the parallel universe which I inhabit ed set a new benchmark for dweebtastic loserdom today. The more he tries to do the grown up and statesmanlike thing the more painfully obvious the gap between aspiration and reality.

      But if you think he was “excellent” that’s excellent because no doubt you and people like you will be content for him to remain in post till the next election. A win-win situation from where I’m sitting.

    • 212
      MrAngry61 says:

      Poor show to get shit-faced before 7.30pm…

  15. 25
    Ed Balls, Shallow Chancer says:

    But look, let me be clear, the ‘B’ in B-team represents ‘Plan B’ not Bankrupt Team.

  16. 29
    Tell it like it really is says:

    As I see it:-

    Brillo (former newspaper editor in chief) appearing to lead the tsunami of “shock, horror, amazement” at “who could have known that info for news articles was gained by less than whiter than white means.

    Prick Robinson and other assorted bbc apparatchiks making wild attemps to link all the above to Dave.

    Watson, Underpants Bryant, Lardo Prescott and others who should all be residing under stones leaping up and pontificating without apparently the slightest shred of irony that their behaviour has that of pondlife.

    A large number of people who scent the possibility of a handout of “free money”.

    …………………meanwhile, the country is broke, shanty towns now exist on a large scale in many of our cities. Murders are carried out on a daily basis in the streets, especially London. The benefit breeders are out of control, as is the welfare bill and illegal immigrants continue to flood into the country enpiece and help themselves to hundreds of thousands of pounds of the poor benighted tacxpayers money.

    I’m not for or against Murdoch but I hope he more than bitchslaps all the scum jumping up and down now, including Ed the mong.

  17. 35
    A complete and utter fucking cunt says:

    The prevailing view is that what Guido does on the highway is ok because he is a private individual whereas frexample Chris Huhne is a minister or rather “a minister of the crown” (you need to put on a Simon Heffer with life-threatening constipation face as you type those words).

    This is a very valid point. If Guido mowed down one of my children on one of his little outings I would be entirely consoled by the thought that he was acting in a purely personal capacity.

    • 112
      It's not big and it's not clever. says:

      Is that true Guido?
      I’m very disappointed.

      • 207
        MrAngry61 says:

        The difference is that I don’t pay Guido’s salary via my taxes – and he doesn’t invent schemes to make my energy usage more expensive and precarious.

        ‘Whenever I hear the words Climate Change, I reach for my revolver’.

  18. 36
    David Laws says:

    In am a

  19. 38
    Chief Detective and Phone Listener says:

    Compared to my losses I got small change from News Corp

    Can you rectify this injustice….

  20. 45
    Chief Commissioner of the Met says:

    Watons is getting beyond himself as usuual

    Murdock was the Great Friend and Media Supporter of Tony Blair …Watson’s Leader for got him elected for years…

    Slow down please Mr Mud Slinger Watson and look at your own Party’s debt to Murdock

    • 215
      MrAngry61 says:

      If RedEd goes to town on News International, I suspect that Rupert will go to town on Labour…

      (If nothing else, pour encourager les autres)

  21. 52
    ***Mong Alert*** says:

    WARNING, a full on in coming window licking attack is imminent!

  22. 53
    Gordon Brown says:

    I used to be Adоlph Hitler.

  23. 55
    Sir William Waad says:

    I can see it now. Stassinopoulos and Fawkes sharing slimming tips over a glass of fizz……..much later, it degenerates into a belching contest.

  24. 57
    The Guardian is read by MONGS says:

    I wonder how many other straight men she will turn into shirt lifters by the end of the evening?

  25. 58
    Billy Bowden is a legend & sockpuppet says:

    So summing up from here

    Cameron: Toast
    Coulson: Toast
    Brooks: Toast
    Murdoch: Toast
    News International: Toast
    NI bid for BSkyB: Toast

    • 61
      nell says:

      Your optimistic unreality is going to leave you a bit disappointed in places.

      But good to know that you and people like you were cheered by militwit today.

      Long may his comedic presence be with us.

      • 217
        MrAngry61 says:

        News International is the firmware – it will never be replaced intil the CPU/chipset is…

        • 218
          MrAngry61 says:

          For some reason that appeared under #58 rather than #55!

          Maybe the blog joined Guido at the piss-up.

    • 63
      mumsie says:

      Having another wet dream dear? Never mind, mummies here to change your nappy poos.

    • 75
      Engineer says:


    • 226
      Anonymous says:

      Murdoch publishes the hidden list of “Operation Ore”

      Labour well and truly toast.

  26. 60
    The Piss Soaked Tramp Formally Known As TAT! says:

    Tom Watson will be taken down big time by Murdoch papers.

  27. 62
    Stoke Newington ????? says:

    Hang on a minute. When the Balls couple were ministers they said they had to live in London because they were ministers. But now they is ordinary Northern MPs why are we still paying for them to live in London?

    • 121
      Lou Scannon says:

      Can’t we pay for them to live in Outer Mongolia ? It’d be well worth it.

    • 241
      Anonymous says:

      What they say should be taken with a very large dose of salt; similarly the sayings of all politicons.I have heard it said that access to a trough blinds politicons to truth & integrity.Can that be true?

  28. 64
    Peppa Pig says:

    I was considering going to sky for my internet and phone now there’s no way

  29. 66
    Make mine a quadruple says:

    Just be careful not to drink and drive again or you’ll have another DUI charge on your sheet. :-D

  30. 67
    He does have a point. says:
    • 70
      Anonymous says:

      The trouble with Sharia Law is that if half the posters on here had their hands cut off, it would rob them of any sex life they lay claim to, poor bastards.

      • 74
        Win win situation. says:

        Yes, but as it’s only the half who support Milimong’s Parasite Party, it’s no big deal. No sex, and it stops them grasping for benefit payments.

    • 71
      Sharia for Anjem says:

      Yeah, and there have only been 60 rapes in Islamic countries in the last 1,300 years.

      Apart from the thousand or so every year in Pah kiss tan.

      By the way, when are Anjem’s hands going to be cut off? He steals £27K every year in benefits, when he’s quite capable of working.

    • 98
      WVM says:

      Go home Anjem, you’ve out stayed any welcome you did have long ago.

    • 182
      Keep running you scared fat fucker ! says:

      Choudray is a cowardly c unt !

    • 210
      DIXON ! MY COCK'S GREEN says:

      I heard slimey Max can’t wait to make a shit load of cash representing somebody ,anybody !

    • 220
      MrAngry61 says:

      Correct – sharia prefers dogma to considered evidence.

      One word Andy – MEMRITV.

  31. 72
    Optimus Sub-Prime says:

    You may as well go to the Mitt Romney do since he’ll probably be President in 18 months.

  32. 73
    D.C. Billy Bowden says:

    “Scotland Yard has confirmed that a small team of officers, known as Operation Tuleta, is assessing whether to set up an investigation. They are understood to be examining a mass of material seized from Rees to see whether it contains evidence of lawbreaking on behalf of newspapers. ”


    Not to be confused with” Operation Weeting”

  33. 76
    I don't need no doctor says:

    Guess who’s going to get Red Ed, that’s right Rupert the Bear Murdoch. Grrrrr.

  34. 84
    retardEd Miliband says:

    I’m glad my Party had nothing to do with Newth Internathional when thutch thocking offentheth were happening.

  35. 88
    Drop a Daisy cutter on the BBC says:

    So we know WHY Chris Bryant hates the Murdoch press


    So we know why Prescott hates the Murdoch press


    Why Richard Bacon hates the Murdoch press


    Perhaps if all of the above didn’t act like twats the press would leave them alone?

  36. 91
    MAD FRANKIE HADDOCK son of COD says:

    Mitt Romney is a Mormon so not much drinking there
    There again Anthony Weiner is a Jew
    but it didn’t stop him flashing “The pork Sword ”

    Oh come on FFS what is your problem ? ok i’ll drop the picture of his cock

  37. 92
  38. 93
    MAD FRANKIE HADDOCK son of COD says:

    Mitt Romney is a Mormon so not much drinking there
    There again Anthony Weiner is a Jew
    but it didn’t stop him flashing “The pork Sword ”

    Oh come on FFS what is your problem ? ok i’ll drop the picture of his cock

    come on grandma no swearing and no pictures of Weiners Weiner !
    i might as well start posting on progressive catholics FFS !

  39. 95
    MAD FRANKIE HADDOCK son of COD says:

    Cameron is so appalled about news international
    that he refuses to block Murdocks take over
    some people might say “how much you in for Dave” ?

    • 106
      sergei sukmiov says:

      dave – good boy, if a bit simple – does as he’s told – big drinks

    • 114
      Tearing hair out says:

      Oh, FFS. Does no-one understand what “law”, “due process”, or “disinterested” means?

      • 141
        Anonymous says:

        Yep. In Britain it means the process by which the rich ruling class run the country for the benefit of themselves, principally by shitting over the English.

      • 159
        DIXON ! MY COCK'S GREEN says:

        Fuck off Sam Cam !

        • 232
          Tearing hair out says:

          I wish I was Sam Cam! I’d play with myself all day and never leave the house.

  40. 102
    Goodbyeee! says:

    Free food and dr*nk courtesy of creamed off wealth from someone elses sweat and toil.
    This, friends, is ruin.

  41. 105
    Goodbyeee! says:

    MPs who have for years kowtowed or ran scared of upsetting the Murdoch empire now queue up to be on the next winning side.
    This, friends, is ruin.

    • 115
      Engineer says:

      Perhaps – but for whom?

      • 118
        Goodbyeee! says:

        All those who fail to see that every edifice that Britain is built upon is rotten to the core.

        • 130
          nell says:

          It seems to me that you live in a bit of a sad tenement. Glasgow perhaps?

          Maybe anti depress ants would help?

          For some of us , summer and the school holidays are nearly upon us. We shall enjoy everything British. Trips to Lon don ( horrid place I admit) but wonderful for kids at the Natural History Museum or Buckingham Palace this year if you’re a 13 something kate fan!

          Time at the coast to fish for some crab and go watching some norfolk seals.

          Time for some picnics, homemade bread, gooseberry tartlets and vicky plums which are going to harvest nearly a month early. Global warming y’know?! LOL!

          Biggest fun of all is going to be watching young nell canoeing and sailing whilst sitting on the bank eating homemade samosas and drinking a glass of red wine.

          The edifice most of us have built our lives upon is strong and growing. Enjoy!

          • Sick of nell, sick of the causes of nell says:

            nell gets p*ssed while young nell drowns in sea of gently sunny uplands.

          • nell says:


            young nell would be hitting me on the head with her paddle if I did that!

          • It woz the Sun wot won it says:

            Drunken parent battered by out of control chav offspring.

          • Hamish says:

            Wow that young nell of yours is some prodigy:
            “Biggest fun of all is going to be watching young nell canoeing and sailing whilst sitting on the bank eating homemade samosas and drinking a glass of red wine”.

          • nell says:

            ‘It woz the sun at 9.44pm’

            Thank you for making me laugh!!

            But note I am a grandparent sweetie – not one of these labour bred parents. Hence my old fashioned views!

    • 124
      WVM says:

      What a strange little man?

    • 128
      Jethro says:

      “In 1929 Labour returned to office, the largest party in the House of Commons (although without an overall majority) despite obtaining fewer votes than the Conservatives. In opposition, Baldwin was almost ousted as party leader by the press barons Lords Rothermere and Beaverbrook, whom he accused of enjoying “power without responsibility, the prerogative of the harlot throughout the ages”.”
      Good, this Wikipedia, in’t it?
      What d’the Frenchies say? Plus ca change, plus c’est la meme chose. Mr. Tregenza taught us that.

  42. 122
    nell says:

    Really fed-up with hearing alicampbell on tv and radio today plugging his worthless diaries volumes 1 , 2 and 3 about his time in government with bliar.

    Wonder when he’s going to release volume 4 on ‘ how I conned the world and parliament into believing my sexed up, lying dossier about wmd and persuaded bliar to take us into war’

    I think there should be a statue of ‘the unworthy ali’ in trafal gar square with an invitation, carved into the bottom stone plinth, to throw eggs at it.

    • 125
      Sick of nell, sick of the causes of nell says:

      If he manages to wind you up, his existence may not have been entirely in vain.

    • 186
      Hoist the shameless bastards by their own petard says:

      The fact that Campbell and Blair misled parliament is “beyond doubt”.

  43. 123
    Rebekah Brooks says:

    Any other missing kids whose phones we can hack? Actually, let’s go one better. Contact their mobile networks posing as the children and tell them to disconnect the numbers. That way, if the kids are alive, they can’t phone to be rescued and we’ll have fab front page murder headlines. Rupert would love that! Chop chop, let’s do it.

    • 126
      Must do better says:

      2 out of 10 an lacking imagination.


    • 147
      DIXON ! MY COCK'S GREEN says:

      Why not dig them up ? And post photos in your weekend rag under the headline
      “What sort of lowlife Shite would do this” ?

  44. 127

    Word from the yard is that “Only a small number of low level officers lined their own pockets”
    Well Thank fuck for that !
    For a minute there i thought there was a corruption scandal breaking !

    • 138
      Anonymous says:

      Yes, that is the line being pushed by Plod.

      There was one on PM saying he didn’t believe it involved 10% of the fuzz. Me too. More like 90%.

      Self-investigation is so convenient.

  45. 131
    Eeyore says:

    How could you go partying when the greatest atrocity known to man has just been committed a decade ago.

  46. 142
    Johann Hari says:

    I’m going to a drinks party hosted by JD Salinger.

  47. 145
    Gordon Brown says:

    I used to be Gordon Brown

  48. 151
    William Hague's Suez Adventure this time starting from Tripoli says:

  49. 156

    As i said earlier !
    Little ED slaughtered CaMoron at PMQ’s ! One paper is running a front page headline accompanied by a picture of CaMoron with his friend Rebekah Brooks

    Headline “The Day The Prime minister was Forced to Hold an Enquiry ”
    Well done ” Little ED”

    • 160
      Politics? It's a career not a calling says:

      The whole house is united in turning, as 650 rats do, upon another rat cornered.

    • 161
      viz vaz says:

      Sadly, I’ve cancelled my subscription to the Beano, due to Dennis the Menace being a socialist cuпt.

    • 166
      A cunning wheeze says:

      Well done ED indeed! This abolishes any doubt in my mind that you are the man to lead the party into the next election, and all my labour voting friends think the same.

      Signed a labour voter who always votes labour but will reconsider his position if anyone other than ED is in charge of the party.

    • 239
      I don't need no doctor says:

      It will cost Ed dearly in the long run.

  50. 162
    Hard to Kill says:

    Classic Steven Seagal on channel 5 now. Back before he became a porker. He kills bad guys and goes after a crooked politician. What’s not to love?

  51. 164
    hmmmm says:

    sick hacking dead soldiers families phones sick sick sick

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    I wealy wuv my iggle piggle. mummy says when I gwow up I can meet iggle piggle in the night garden and show him my iggle piggle.

  54. 172
    Lol says:
  55. 175
    Politics? It's a career not a calling says:

    No doubt all those MPs who have taken the Murdoch shilling will be keen to distance themselves from his activities by either returning his fees or donating them to charity?

    • 199
      Eeu to me says:

      MP’s and money and returning the same, your avin a larf, this Murdoch hacking lark will be left to fester because Liebour believe they have him on the ropes because of BSkyB, they think they can damage him, hell hath no fury like a Murdoch scorned especially when Liebour had from 2002 to sort out the hacking problems,I wonder if he will find something on teflon Tone and Brown and our Ed to get them blocked from going to the USA,comfy seat, popcorn and a nice telly at the ready .

      • 214
        Great spectator sport says:

        With a bit of luck it will be a feast of total fucking self-destruction as they turn on each other – I will rejoice as the putrid puss is spilled from every orifice of every corrupt festering institution that make up this God forsaken shithole of a country.

        • 243
          Local Government Ombusman says:

          I hope you are not including my corrupt Institution in that list?

          • Eric Pickles says:

            Yes, you corrupt twat (all 3 of you) and the corrupt Local Government Association and the most corrupt Institution in this country or any other – Local Government. I will do something about it one day.

          • Hugh Grant on question time tonight asked “Who is watching the watcher?” Something I have been asking for years regarding all watchdogs and ombudsmen. The government sets up watchdogs and ombudsmen and then don’t even scrutinise their actions or listen to whistle-blowers. It’s a disgrace, hundreds of people have attempted to tell the government that various watchdogs and ombudsmen (PCC, CQC, LGO, Ofsted et al) are not fit for purpose and the government does sod all.

  56. 176
    Down With Brown! says:

    The News of the World loves our troops so much that it hacked the phones of their fallen comrades:


    • 180
      Piers 'Abdullah' Moron says:

      I laughed when I published fake photos of our troops urinating over Iraqi prisoners. Is that bad?

      • 185
        Tom Badwind says:

        No. Very ‘New Generation’.

      • 201
        DIXON ! MY COCK'S GREEN says:

        If getting sacked from the Mirror and a few fake photo’s
        got you to where you are today you fetus faced twat !
        Rebekah Brooks should end up Queen of England !

        Who said crime doesn’t pay ?
        I’ll kill the fucker !

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    Drop a Daisy cutter on the BBC says:

    Oh for fucks sake this time Newsnight have got PRESCOTT ON, is there no end to this? Dear BBC, Prescott, Campbell, Bliar and Brown are Huntz that we never want to see again nor do we think of as intellectual sages

    • 188
      Our world is truly fucked up ! says:

      John Prescott talking about standards and morality LOL !

      • 191
        Lard Presclott of Bulimia, Bog Seats, Beams,Bellies,Banjos,Punches, Croquet, Pies, Jags 'n' Shags says:

        Hey ! You accusing my of being a Hippo Crit ???

    • 189
      nell says:

      Just as militwit needs to remain leader of labour so the beeb need to keep regurgitating people like prezza to remind us that they are completely leftwing and completely useless.

      Don’t knock it!

      I look forward to seeing a For Sale sign on the beeb and hearing that murdoch might buy out it’s natural history programmes whilst it’s hopelessly biased/empty newsprogrammes are trashed for lack of takers.

  59. 184
    Drop a Daisy cutter on the BBC says:



    • 187
      Richard Chimney says:

      Quick ! Pass the that DVD and some tissues !

    • 240
      Vulgar Boatman says:

      Are all New Labour ex-ministers/cabinet members available as paid rent-a-gobs? If so, where is the agency….. None of them seem to have a proper job.

  60. 192
    Drop a Daisy cutter on the BBC says:

    It’s obvious that it’s the plods who have sold the phone numbers on, so whilst you can attack the hacks, the real corruption is with the Police once again.

  61. 193

    Fuckin hell Guido
    i was gonna say are you also going to eat Ariana too
    but looking at this there’s a five course meal just a waiting for ya down thar !


  62. 194
    Jess The Dog says:

    Fuck me…. Rebekah must have been on a lot of holidays.


    I can see one title, maybe two titles, imploding over this. Times stable better start thinking about how to extricate themselves once the redheaded one has been sacrificed.

  63. 198
    OiOi says:

    Wonder if you know who has seen this video? :-)

  64. 203

    Breaking news !

    All sing along !

    His name was Rio (Ferdinand )
    And i danced upon his Gland !

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    Eh? says:

    I take it english isn’t your first language?

  67. 229
    not a machine says:

    Oh come on Guido , you went to huffpoo for the craic . flatulent solutions was promoting it on telegraph ,as some sort of pancea for unsure rightwingers ,given flatulent solutions has now made her home there it could tank like Rebecca being in girls top 20 names list.

    Ed and Yvettes BBQ , I dont know how trendy they are , you see its all down to the charcoal , char grilled batons of maize with a delightful char grilled mixed mediterrian vegetables , gammon of wild hog with woodland herb dressing all washed down with fisky italian white .
    if it was a pack of tennants super and netto extra value sausages served in sliced bread , perhaps you were wise .

    if pic needs a caption “Ok everyone , and heres my fiscal policy , simply heat the whole economy on a fierce utterly out of control flame , reducing it down until theres a useless brown gooey mess in the bottom , the key being getting it as close to buggered without it combusting and then slip into oppositon and blame the bankers ”

    The phone hack scandel is perhaps the biggest news media story of the year and pretty disgusting it is too , the day had its crescendo of parliamentary games , and tonights news on dead war personnel is just as bad , but amidst all the graphic disgust , the clear fact is that no enquiry can operate until police investigations are concluded , somthing everyone speakiing was no doubt aware of . Frank dobsons remark on “unfit to run a mini cab firm ” seemed to me that he had stumbled into the wrong debate , as it wasnt about labours running of the treasury and the prospect of Alan johnson having to be asked painfull questions in any inquiry were interesting as some are known to date back to 2002 and many seem to be in 2008/9 when the first allegations arose .

    However it seems the public dont like what has happened , by as far as we know one sunday newspaper and investigations are underway , if labour were trying to hold a peoples court today , i think Mr speaker should have thought if the sheer ammount of hearsay/conjecture was necessary or a good use of parliament given it was known police matters have to be concluded, even if the disgust had to be oficially recorded.

    on a bit of a more serious note , it seems the grand daddy of icelandic volcanoes is giving some unusual magma readings , to put it mildly if it blows on anything like its previous hsitorical form , will not only ground airflights , but could give us one of the coldest winters for 200yrs , and by effect i mean real problems for agriculture and infrastructure , one can only hope it can merely grumble until the harvest is in ,but should it produce a damaging ash cloud I hope we save what crops we can .

  68. 231
    albacore says:

    Yesterday I had to take a taxi to retrieve my own car. The driver was a pleasant Eastern European who depended on the guidance of a seductively-voiced navigation system to reach our destination. He didn’t entirely trust the lady, though, because she’d made some eccentric decisions previously and he asked me to listen and pipe up if it seemed she’d gone berserk.
    Would you hop into a taxi driven by Dave or Gordon or Ed or any of their mates?

  69. 233
    Infuriated of West Mids says:

    Anyone want to open a book on what time a sore-headed Guido will get back on this blog after his … er … frivolities last night?

    I’m going for 2.30pm.

  70. 235
    Lady Virginia Droit de Seigneur says:

    Is that a picture of Ed Balls proudly displaying the contents of his potty?

  71. 248
    rosie says:

    Shouldn’t it be Ballses’ ?

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