June 10th, 2011

“Credible” Chance Huhne Will Be Prosecuted

Essex Police have handed over preliminary papers concerning Chris Huhne to the CPS. There was a bit of confusion, and they deny the initial reports that it was the full file, but say they are “considering it”.  Presumably they are waiting for the document Vicky Pryce signed saying she would back up the accusations in court. Intriguingly BBC sources suggest there is “a credible chance” he will be prosecuted. Broom broom!


  1. 1
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    OK< But he still may be found 2Not guilty" .

    I hope not, I will prepare the lampost.

  2. 2
    Tax Payer says:

    Oh dear. How sad. Never mind.

  3. 3
  4. 4
    Zippy and george says:


  5. 5
    Zippy and george says:

    “BARONESS Thatcher has agreed to meet Sarah Palin if she can whack her with a big stick every time she says something stupid. “

  6. 6
    Carina Trim-minger says:

    No strap-on for Chris tonight.

  7. 7

    With a past mired in EU corruption there’ll always be a job for him in Brussels.

  8. 8
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    So we have Mps from all 3 parties in the shit today.

    The Tory: Alledged sexual assualt ( against a woman)

    The Lib Dem: Perverting the course of justice

    The Labour party: Found out while thier union workers were risking thier lives trying to save people after 7/7 there “whiter that white ” politicons were busy plotting and arguing “when is it my turn”.

    So remeber Union workers when they say they have your best intrests at heart , ask yourself this:

    “What was Ed Balls, Ed Miliband and Gordon Brown doing when London suffered its worst terrorist attack in decades?”

  9. 9
    Utter Bollocks says:

  10. 10

    Best big brother voice

    “Daey niney fowr. An Chris is still harvin difficulties with his moater car”

  11. 11
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    Can we have someone that will give Balls a proper interview and not just allow him spout his bollocks?

  12. 12
    Ed Balls, Shallow Chancer says:

    There never was a deficit whilst Liebour were in power. There never was an Iraqi War. There never was a plot against Tony B£iar.

  13. 13
    Gordon Brown says:

    I am Volver

  14. 14
    Chris Hoon says:

    ‘Credible’ and ‘Huhne’. Words I never expected to see in the same sentence.

  15. 15
    Anonymous says:


  16. 16
    Lady Virginia Droit de Seigneur says:

    Fuck off Ed you snivelling little cnut

  17. 17
    Backwoodsman says:

    Day 94 …and bbc lead with story of rowan williams questioning if the coalition has a mandate.

  18. 18
    Lady Virginia Droit de Seigneur says:


  19. 19
    Great British Public says:

    Wish they’d handed you a REvolver.

  20. 20

    I am a man of integwity and pwobity! I want an inquiwy into this leak! My enemies are twying to wuin my life!

  21. 21
    Lady Virginia Droit de Seigneur says:

    Gordon you are indeed a vulva.

  22. 22
    Stinkfinger says:

    Can’t trust the CPS.The BBC told me so.
    Huhnes ex missus is probably an undercover cop called John.

  23. 23
    Backwoodsman says:

    Cue bloke from limpdim voice, warning huhne is doing ‘important job’.

  24. 24
    smoggie says:

    There’s nothing quite as frightful as a professional Geordie trying to enunciate properly.

  25. 25
    Engineer says:

    So What?

  26. 26
    Blinky is a fucking evil cunt says:

    As I said in another thread, I hope Balls gets cancer and dies in agony.

  27. 27
    Lady Virginia Droit de Seigneur says:

    “What a grubby litlle fucker says wife”

    Takes one to know one.

  28. 28
    Engineer says:

    That’s a tad unfair on vulvas.

  29. 29
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    what has cancer done to desevre that?

  30. 30
    I'm looking forward to you and your sham husband getting E coli says:

  31. 31
    WTF? says:

    “Project Volvo (named for the reliable and durable qualities his backers noted in Mr Brown)”


  32. 32
    Desperate Dan says:

    BBC sources also said:
    1. We’re all going to die of bird flu and there’s not enough vaccination.
    2. We’re going to have a double dip recession.
    3. The IMF don’t approve of George Osborne’s economic policies.
    4. Gordon Brown is a man of integrity and an economic genius.
    5. The only newspaper that matters is The Guardian.

  33. 33
    Stop pretending you give a shit you mendacious, crooked, ugly, lying fucking arsehole says:

  34. 34
    Engineer says:

    This must be the sole occasion on which I would have a shred of sympathy for the cancer cells.

  35. 35
    Happy as Larry says:

  36. 36
    Engineer says:

    6. We’re all going to fry due to man-made global warming.

  37. 37
    Lady Virginia Droit de Seigneur says:

    So nothing to do with Labour’s 13 years of corruption, lies, warmongering and economic mismanagement.

    Perhaps MacShane can use some of that money he stole from the public purse to help this gentleman.

  38. 38
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    Hillsbrough was over 20 years ago,Surley he got a pay off for sick when he left? Sounds to me he can balance the books.

  39. 39
    Peter Grimes says:

    Well Al JaBeeBa certainly won’t! Interesting that the Hoon case possible prosecution was leaked by them today.

    Good day to (try to) bury the bad news for Brownstuff/Bollox and Little Dougie Alexander?

  40. 40

    Make sure that you only use the best piano string (ASTM A228) with a minimum diameter of 3mm. Barney Unwin are excellent. No need for a tuner.

  41. 41
    Lady Virginia Droit de Seigneur says:

    Since it ‘s Doncaster I presume this means meeting different groups of wasters in the local park and sharing a tin of Special Brew with them.

  42. 42
    No, Jonathan, we would actually love for Balls to be Labour leader says:

  43. 43
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    Different groups? Scout Groups? union Groups? How about saying sorry for letting the workers down on 7/7?

  44. 44
    Peter Grimes says:

    But so is his current paramour!

  45. 45
    Engineer says:

    Dennis, it may have escaped your notice, but there is a time-gap of a couple of decades between Hillsborough and ‘the IDS regime’.

    On a similar basis, my life has been blighted and traumatised by Union avarice in the 1970s and early ’80s. What are you going to do about that?

  46. 46
    Tube_Thumper says:

    there wont be anyone there if they know you are coming with your mouthfull of fruit gums, prick

  47. 47
    Lady Virginia Droit de Seigneur says:

    More likely it suggests that Tories are pleased that their views of the loathsome balls are now being confirmed by documentary evidence.

  48. 48
    Gordon Brown says:

    Just read hilarious letter from ex MP traumatised by Expenses now driven to jail and despair by the IPSA regime. It seems harsh, cruel

  49. 49
    Peter Grimes says:

    It seems that ZaNuLieBor are running scared, judging by the volume of banal tweets from the usual suspects trying to pretend that all is well.

    Go, Guido, go!

  50. 50
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    Fear ha ha ha ha ha

    Nope , Got so much stuff on Balls if he was leader Labour would be smaller than the lib dems.

  51. 51
    Tube_Thumper says:

    I am totally gutted. I hae always wated to be an MP. Now I find that it is not one of the parliamentary priveliges to grope constituents without getting you collar felt. Oh well it seems fiddling expenses is still OK so I may still do it

  52. 52
    Fire up the Vulva says:

    If Miliband is so cleaver why did he brand Gordon as a Volvo and Dave as an Audi Quattro?

  53. 53
    annette curton says:

    Another shameless book promotion done on the cheap.

  54. 54
    Dick the Prick says:

    Come on Billy, have a heart – as if the most brutal act of domestic terrorism should get in the way of some subterfuge. Blair did very well that day and it’s simply unreasonable to expect the 2nd most powerful man in the country should give a shit about death, carnage, destruction, threat, pain, shock and fear. Be sensible!!

  55. 55
    Desperate Dan says:

    Freedland is a bit off message there. Has no-one told him he’s supposed to be saying that its “history” and that the party has “moved on” and that “all politicians behave like that”.

  56. 56
    Engineer says:

    Denis, my life has been blighted by the memory of Union greed in the ’70s and early ’80s, and by the after-effects of Socialist governments running out of other peoples’ money. What are you going to do about that?

  57. 57
    Desperate Dan says:

    7. Babies will die if the Tories win the election.

  58. 58
    biology pedant. says:

    As I mentioned before. the cancer cells are actually the person’s cells.

    You could of course take them out and grow them in a jar, then you could grow a small piece of Mr. Balls forever.

  59. 59
    RED ED - SON OF BROWN says:

  60. 60
    Another Engineer says:

    Oi! Not everyone in Donny drinks Special Brew. Though I did see someone having a nice snooze on the pavement last night.

    Maybe he just needs to keep away from the other Ed for a few days.

  61. 61
    Desperate Dan says:

    The BBC aren’t interested in this story because it doesn’t involve rape or child abuse.

  62. 62
    Backwoodsman says:

    Or do they just feel that such a despicable excuse for a human being deserves plenty of bad karma ?

  63. 63
    Selohesra says:

    Wheres the rediculous post from Mark Pack that usually accompanies these articles. Huhne finally going – it may be raining outside but there is now joy in my heart :)

  64. 64
    Stinkfinger says:

    His new missus looks more like a Jim than a John.
    I heard Anne Widdicombe said,if she had known Chris Huhne had set the bar so low she would have had a go herself.

  65. 65
    Selohesra says:

    Suzi Quatro – mmmmm – more seminal moments from my youth coming back as memories. Her and Sally James in threesome. I expect they are getting on a bit now though

  66. 66
    Engineer says:

    “…then you could grow a small piece of Mr. Balls forever.”


  67. 67
    I Remember You Hoo says:

    Huhne is doing an important job.
    Wrecking the economy and driving millions into fuel poverty is very important, not desirable but important nonetheless, so that much is true.
    Now when the poor are poverty stricken and the middle class become poor as a result of Huhne’s ‘important work’ I wonder how those affected will reward Hunhe and his supporters?

  68. 68
    Engineer says:

    8. You can’t get a manager for less than £400,000 a year.

  69. 69

    Absolutely disgusting. Lowers the tone of the blog. There are serious issues at hand here without discussing floozies. You take Sally and I’ll take Suzi.

  70. 70
    annette curton says:

    BBC also said all FOI requests made to our corporation will be refused, is this a job for Dominic Little?.

  71. 71
    Judge me says:

    we have gone from “no long now”….

    to ” a credible chance”…… oh the igmony…..

    only a “credible” change and only from a BBC source ……..

    straws, cluthing, at ……..

  72. 72
    A Scottish play says:

    When shall we three meet again?

  73. 73
    Madness of Gordon Brown III says:

    I am available for the top job again.

  74. 74
    WokinghamChris says:

    Domestic violence, prison for men only or the empowerment of women etc.

  75. 75
    Postlethwaite says:

    You missed out the ”getting some traction now” bit from this blog

  76. 76
    We Are All In It Together says:

    No, we are not

  77. 77
    Old Git says:

    My life was blighted and traumatised by having to get two trains and a bus to school across London and having to endure endless strikes and works-to-rule back in the sixties. That’s why I’ve never voted Labour and never will.

  78. 78
    Titford Hat says:

    How on earth is it possible to lower the tone of this blog? :-)

    (Wouldn’t mind a threesome with those Middleton girls, though. Don’t suppose it’s going to happen now.)

  79. 79
    biology pedant. says:

  80. 80
    Nick Clegg, part time politician because you're not worth it. says:

    Nothing to see here, move along.

  81. 81
    Ed Balls says:

    Apparently the Lib Dems will lose 25% of their seats in the upcoming boundary changes. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha, oh, wait ….

  82. 82

    Ah! Now you are speaking. I shall have words with Niels Bohr, without delay or uncertainty.

  83. 83
    Must get a pseudonym one day says:

    At least vulvas are useful.

  84. 84
    Toot Toot says:

    I think you mean vuvenzela.

  85. 85
    David Laws Lib Dem fiddler says:

    If this man had any sense of public duty or self respect he would resign. Once more he lacks the emotional intelligence to realise that his personal failings concerning his marriage are detrimental to the office he holds. Irrespective of guilt he should resign. If MCClegg was a leader he would have encouraged his resignation or sacked him. McClegg has the responsibility for political reform and he claimed he was going to clean up politics. If he is not up to the job then he should resign.

    The Lie Dems got less of the vote and fewer MPs at the last election, if there was no possibility of a coalition McClegg would have gone by now. He has given up policies and promises in exchange for the power of government. Today we see, once again, the lack of calibre, back bone and emotional intelligence these people have and above everything else do not put the national interest first. Time for a radical change in accountability to the public.

  86. 86
    Alexsandr says:

    99. shock horror. may be a hosepipe ban in Derby

  87. 87
    Labour Party Spin Team says:

    New method to counter stories about Mr Balls.
    From now on say that they are perfectly normal memos from sensible warm hearted politicians who were planning an orderly transfer of Brown to No. 10. There was no animosity between Brown and Blair. It was just creative tension and friendly rivalry.

  88. 88
    Desperate Dan says:

    48. Any minute now the ice caps might melt and sea levels could rise by 20 metres and we’ll all drown.

    61. There’s a possibility that very soon there won’t be enough food and water to go round and we’ll all starve.

    74. If the Tory government refuses to give Labour councils lots and lots of money then they will have no alternative but to close libraries and children won’t be able to read any more.

  89. 89
    Desperate Dan says:

    17. If the rich (ie anyone with a job or a pension) aren’t relieved of their savings and most of their earnings then young people will have to spend the rest of their lives sleeping on the streets.

  90. 90
    Nemo says:

    Dave Lawless,

    Wasn’t one Tony B’Liar supposed to have said that and look what happened!

  91. 91
    Nemo says:

    Every bone in Palin’s body will broken if that is the case.

  92. 92
    Nemo says:

    No love just a good solid broom handle

  93. 93
    Handycock (Teen Fondler) says:

    Good point, I might lose my seat as a result. This man, Chris huhne is an embarrassment to Parliament.


  94. 94
    Nemo says:

    Wrong Huhne old so, it’s time you lissed the gunner’s daughter, there is a choice of punishment now the cat o’ nine tails or a well placed ram rod

  95. 95
    Nemo says:

    Attack of the Billy’s again

  96. 96
    Nemo says:

    Went to sunny Mexborough fortuately I missed him

  97. 97
    Nemo says:

    Do you mean the crash resistance properties of the Volvo, well In Gordy’s case it must have been made out of cardboard

  98. 98
    Nemo says:

    Basically and practically is the use of a manager, they won’t get their hands dirty or go to look at the job they just send others and stay in their comfortable offices

  99. 99
    Nemo says:

    Not like the old days engineer

  100. 100
    D Pict says:

    If this man had any sense of public duty or self respect he would resign.


  101. 101
    Nemo says:

    Dunky Smith did not even become an MP till 1992, with the Major-Ball government

  102. 102
    Nemo says:

    Never mind you will be able to swap notes with that Tory chappie, you will have company

  103. 103
    Mark Pack says:

    I`m studying. Ive bought a couple of book`s about correct use`s of apostrophe`s.

    Right-wing loon`s are thick.

  104. 104
    David Laws Lib Dem fiddler says:

    They will lose every seat at the next election with McClegg lying and spinning for them. Europe will be he way forward for them, individually that is.

  105. 105
    A Marching Martini says:

    No strap-on for Chris tonight.

    Margin it chairman in other words.

  106. 106
    Mining a Matriarch says:

    Mating in armchair?

  107. 107
    Chagrin! I'm a rat says:

    I’m a marching train.

  108. 108
    Iloathlefties says:

    The only place fit for Lie Dems is the unemployment office.

  109. 109
    Iloathlefties says:

    Are there any English people in Doncaster or are they all special interest?

  110. 110
    anon says:

    Not just perverting the course of justice. Look up section of the Fraud Act 2006 – fraud by failing to disclose information.

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