June 2nd, 2011

Ed’s “Honeymoon”

Guido wonders if Ed Miliband really went on that “5 day honeymoon somewhere in Europe” that papers were briefed about. On Saturday he was spotted by a Guido co-conspirator at his North London home in Dartmouth Park. This evening he has been spotted in London again by an EyeSpyer.

Guido put it to a Labour source that the “somewhere in Europe” might mostly be London NW5. “No comment” was the reply…


  1. 1
    A full on English Cunt says:

    Well, Some would say his comments were true.

  2. 2
    Anonymous says:

    Paddington isn’t in North London.

  3. 3
  4. 4
    Little old lady from cleethorpes that wouldny say boo to a goose says:

    He’s Labour, He’s left wing so what do you expect. Automatic liar, cheat and deceiver.

    Fucking scumbag

  5. 5
    Young Tim says:

    long weekend at stig the dump’s gaff with worzel gummidge’s sister…what fun

  6. 6
    Twat Watch says:


  7. 7
    District and Circle line announcer says:

    its in the ‘northern’ part of London…ok a little bit west of centre if you like. Anyway who cares the arsehole was there wherever it was.
    Hope he had to walk home in the pouring rain

  8. 8

    Dartmouth Park is indeed in Europe last time I checked.

  9. 9
    Nemo says:

    Cammers does not seem to be far behind by all accounts all pre election promises broken as bad as Cleggy, now nobody is happy, anyway he is a politico you do not believe what a politico says do you. Do you know where Cleethorpes is little old lady from memory plenty of sand to throw in the electorate’s eyes.

  10. 10
    smoggie says:

    It’s north of the river

  11. 11
  12. 12
    Isle of shite says:

    Not north of the Solent river

  13. 13
    Way eh mon says:

    Tyne river even

  14. 14
    there is no money left says:

    there is no money left

  15. 15
    Going Supernova says:

    London isn’t Europe.

    OK, maybe geographically, but demographically, its everywhere and nowhere.

  16. 16
    Long-time Lurker says:


  17. 17
    (I've been renamed) DA-Notice says:

    He’ll be about to whip the First Class seat head rest covers off again then.

    Has he had his tedious nasally voice, sorry, adenoids, sorry, sleep apnea operated on yet?

  18. 18
    Anonymous says:

    Consultation on BBC News


    now’s your chance!

  19. 19
    Eeu to me says:

    Shame ded ed didn’t go on honeymoon ,I know a smashing honeymoon spot, a lighthouse, a liberal amount of money from ded ed and permission would be granted, it’s a privately owned lighthouse and it’s surrounded by water on each incoming tide.

  20. 20
    Doc Trough says:

    He may not have been to mainland Desolatania, but McRuin has. The fukpygge has turned the vegetables.

  21. 21
    Glen Hoddle says:

    “Report this image as offensive.”

    Sometimes this comedy shit just writes itself.

  22. 22
    edward balls says:

    Left her already?

  23. 23
    Eeu to me says:

    See British Gas has mothballed or closed the Morcambe bay gas-field because of Georgy porgy’s little hike in tax at the wells, another 64 windmills are going on Burbo bank in Liverpool bay, my reckoning is within 2years a decent storm will have them all down, can’t wait.

  24. 24
    MAD FRANKIE HADDOCK son of COD says:

    A lying member of Labour ?
    Surely not !

  25. 25
    banana man says:

    WTF is he up to? Shouldn’t he be running the Labour Party FFS?

  26. 26
    A full on English Cunt says:

    I guess Justine was not happy with the blank piece of paper that Ed offered.

  27. 27
    banana man says:

    Sorry, ruining the Labour Party.

  28. 28
    MAD FRANKIE HADDOCK son of COD says:

    MP’s Expences up by yet another million pounds for march / april on jan / feb
    Gordon Brown claimed over £8000 expences and only appeard twice
    This is plain and simple fraud why has the sunlight center or even the government contacted police ?
    this is fucking outrageous !

  29. 29
    Bled White Taxpayer says:

    Two possibilities.

    He’s either been in Wales, which is not a place even a gonk would take his new wife to on honeymoon, or he’s been in the south west, in which case I have missed my opportunity to give him a good shoeing. Perhaps he has been touring 50 or so constituencies Labour will never win?

  30. 30
    Engineer says:

    Staycations are the new travel. Besides, airports are such a drag.

  31. 31
    Cosdwallop says:

    Ed”s Honeymoon….rumour has it Northern Germany was the venue.

  32. 32
    Andy Gray says:


  33. 33

    A gagging contract?

  34. 34
    MAD FRANKIE HADDOCK son of COD says:

    Maybe they have already split up ?

  35. 35
    QT says:

    Tonight’s Question Time panel is so fucking bland it defies belief. Stephen Dorrell, Simon Jenkins, Julia Hartley-Brewer, Postie Johnson, Elfyn Llwyd. No thanks.

  36. 36

    Reeperbahn in Hamburg perhaps?

  37. 37

    Lying down, mate. Probably on his stomach whilst she does him with her largest mauve strapon. OUCH!

  38. 38
    Tat watch says:

    Where the fuck is Billy? I’m getting worried…

  39. 39
    Lady Hamilton's Pussy says:

    Poor woman- I hope she is still “somewhere sunny”, getting fucked by the bell boy.

  40. 40
    A full on English Cunt says:

    Guido Fawkes

    I would like to purchase a T-Shirt from your site, I do have two question`s.

    1 How sercue are my detials?

    2 How long does it take for it to turn up?

  41. 41
    Gordon Brown says:

    I spent my honeymoon in Cape Cod. My beloved wife spent it in Canterbury.

  42. 42

    Nah! He has gone for that ‘snore surgery’ that he dreamt about. Did not realise that it was all of us snoring.

  43. 43

    Does it matter which river? He’d sell us down any of them.

  44. 44
    Eddie Miliband says:

    Thith ith a viciouth thmear! I thpent my honeymoon at a thecret location in Europe. Juthtine and I had thex in many pothitionth. Our favourite wath thixty-nine.

  45. 45

    Much closer knocking shop at RBS.

  46. 46
    A full on English Cunt says:

    Could be a good Gigg?

  47. 47
    The Paragnostic says:

    Mrs Goodwin: “Working late again, dear?”
    Fred: “Just Bor-ing stuff to finish…”

  48. 48

    Apparently, Fred Goodwin had meant to join the Bank of Scotland. Its headquarters are at The Mound.

  49. 49
    Order-Order Spokesman says:

    The Bowden is dead, Long live the Bowden!

  50. 50
    TOO FAR says:

    Err. Who are they?… what are they? What do they “do”??? Spongers off the taxpayer??? .. Go on give us a clue

  51. 51
    no surprises there says:


  52. 52
    Engineer says:

    Seen with suitcase at Paddington, looking fed up; so, Swindon? Bristol? Barry Island?

  53. 53
    The Paragnostic says:

    So Ed’s the infected vegetable that’s been giving mutated E.Coli to all and sundry over there?

    Still, shows he has guts, and the flora to go with them…

  54. 54

    What is interesting about this knobbing exercise is that Mrs Bor aped Fred’s behaviour in her own job, by all accounts.

  55. 55
    The Paragnostic says:

    He should fuck off back to Peru and take his marmalade sandwiches with him.

    Oops – wrong Paddington.

  56. 56
    Selohesra says:

    Can I suggest all your readers tune in to BBC2 (or BBC HD if you have it) – they have promised some live beaver shots so settle down with a glass of wine and some tissues …

  57. 57
    Dickhard Timney-Sweep says:

    I’m up for it.

  58. 58
    Poor Student says:

    Do you do student discount on them Guido?

  59. 59
    The PMQ Blues says:

    He’s depressed because there hasn’t been pmqs for two weeks. Don’t worry, Bilbo, it’s back next week.

  60. 60
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    I’m gay.

  61. 61
    Anonymous says:

    That’s where its at.

  62. 62

    Fucking right! We keep the marmalade – he fucks off…

  63. 63
    Spunkbubble says:

    I saw him in the Co-Op in Watford this morning.

  64. 64
    Spunkbubble says:

    Postie Johnson….is he ever off that program?

    Little shitball he is.

  65. 65
    Boris Johnson says:

    Yo motherfucker. Suck my dick.

  66. 66
    Cynic says:

    “Looking fed up. ”

    Full of the joys of newly married life then. Or perhaps he’s just exhausted. “Not tonight Justine. I have a headache. He’s called Livingstone”

  67. 67
    Billy replacement says:

    Hang Labour!

  68. 68
    Billy replacement says:

    Give them out as prizes for comments!

  69. 69
    A full on English Cunt says:

    Bet the C unt could not fire, Maybe he has more in common with his brother than first thought.

  70. 70
    Ed says:

    I’m thecretly giving Margaret Beckett the hot beef injection.

  71. 71
  72. 72
    Iloathlefties says:

    Why can’t he stay on holiday…………… forever!!!

  73. 73
    Shit Creek says:

    Son of Brown. Never spends his own money.

  74. 74
    Anonymous says:

    So what’s all this to you Guido?

  75. 75
    Iloathlefties says:

    High ho silver lining………..

  76. 76
    Grammar School Boy says:

    It’s better than walking the streets.

  77. 77
    Iloathlefties says:

    Because he has a dick Ed!!

  78. 78
    Iloathlefties says:

    please say its in Siberia!!!

  79. 79
    oranges are not the only fruit says:

    I’m willing to bet you’ve swallowed a shitload of marmalade in your time.

  80. 80
    Iloathlefties says:

    This is to combat our carbon footprint. All 0.036% of the atmosphere. The Chinese can’t stop laughing at our stupid politicians!!!!! What are we to have voted in these clowns?

  81. 81
    nell says:

    Well I hope you aren’t a student. Because if you are our education system is in worse trouble than I thought it was.

    1. questions Not question ‘s

    2. secure

    3. details.

  82. 82
    Lady Hamilton's Pussy says:

    Is that because your balls are less ugly than your face?

  83. 83

    Yes, I watched that program.

    Marmalade is an expatriate’s gold, like Marmite. On every trip back to the UK, you buy at least three year’s stock, just in case…

  84. 84
    nell says:

    It’s called being flexible with the truth isn’t it?

    You have to admit as climate change minister in gordon’s government he had loads of experience with doing just that!!

  85. 85
    nell says:


    Talking about people who are never where they try to make out they are.

    sarahbrown has gone from Florenceitaly to newyork, from one obscure conference to another. And gordon has gone from nigeria to north america.

    Of course they are loving parents spending all their childen’s half term time at home in kirkcoddy , walking and cooking and playing with their kids. So they say!!

  86. 86
    schrodingers cat is not the only fruit says:

    I watched it too, it was luvverly!

  87. 87
    Accidental Rapist says:

    With a pug-ugly missus like his, there’s no surprise the honeymoon was a flop

  88. 88
    Accidental Rapist says:

    And Bisto Gravy granules

  89. 89
    Accidental Rapist says:

    What about starting a sentence with ‘because’ Nell you shagwit

  90. 90
    Milliband Jr says:

    Ith becauseth my lispth feelsh good on her lipth

  91. 91
    Handycock (Teen Fondler) says:

    OK put it in.

  92. 92
    Ahh Bisto! says:

    My meat and two veg is not the same without it.

  93. 93
    Mad black jack says:

    nell, you can’t handle the truth!

  94. 94
    Billy replacement says:

    that’s XanuLiebor education for you!

  95. 95
    Anonymous says:

    West Riyadh

  96. 96
    random says:

    i’m moving to aus in a few weeks, what else should I take? though they don’t let you carry anything much.

  97. 97
    Harman Pride says:

    Socialism is the answer.

  98. 98
    Anonymous says:

    A return ticket.

  99. 99
    Engineer says:

    A lapel badge of the Ashes Urn?

  100. 100
    Isn't it funny how much time you spend away from your hero? says:

  101. 101
    Engineer says:

    What, you mean – making her a mug of Bovril?

  102. 102
    Gordon Brown says:

    I’m 100th! Can I be head of the IMF now?

  103. 103
    random says:

    FPTP makes it difficult to get any representation for any minor parties, even with UKIP’s exposure and stance against one of the most unpopular institutions in the UK they can’t get a seat. You still largely get red or blue, if you vote yellow you get red or blue even if yellow gets in. If you vote blue you get yellow it seems.

    Osborn’s tax was idiotic and counterproductive and wont win any votes since it has hardly affected petrol prices. Now we lose jobs instead.

    BTW look out for future e-coli outbreaks here, they’re laying off people at the institute of food research who look out for these things, in addition to at the crop science centre. These are highly skilled and mobile workers (mainly having science PhDs judging by their website) . Meanwhile paying tens of thousands per year for each household in london on housing benefits continues.


    Thanks Dave *thumbs up*

  104. 104
    Engineer says:

    You mean – it’s caused the E. coli strain mutation that’s affecting Germany? Only, that seems to be the question of the moment.

  105. 105
    random says:

    i’m surprised he leaves the house, the way his wife behaves.

  106. 106
    Ed says:

    Her minge thmellth very bad.

  107. 107
    Engineer says:

    Would you ever turn up, or would you just take the salary and expenses whilst skulking in Fife?

  108. 108
    Jimmy says:

    After all these years you people are still in denial about Britain being in Europe.

  109. 109
    Engineer says:

    That’ll be the fertiliser for the hanging baskets.

  110. 110
    Engineer says:

    Britain is in Europe, but well to one side. See any decent map for details.

  111. 111
    Major Paddy says:

    This may be what frank field thought when he was told to think the unthinkable
    drug free dole bums!
    Torys please take note,if the nasty republicans can do it-yes WE can


  112. 112
    nell says:

    the brown’s are odd. Very Very odd! Why are we the taxpayer funding their weird lifestyle?!

    They have a disabled child and yet they spend their life globetrotting around the world visiting endless pointless conferences or doing worthless photoshoots in front of third world schools that they are never going to bring any benefit to.

    For most of us with disabled children, we spend our lives within call. They have a mobile phone – we have a mobile phone and most parents/carers of such children are never more than a mile or two away from them at any one moment. Why because we love them and know that they need us close.

    It’s almost as if thebrown’s can’t bear to be at home with one another or with their children.

  113. 113
    Eeu to me says:

    Britain is in Europe, but why did the British politician’s sell us as slaves to Europe.

  114. 114
    Gordon says:

    That’s my Boy.

  115. 115
    RED ED - SON OF BROWN says:


  116. 116
    Anonymous says:

    Ed Miliband’s like a cross between Wallace from Wallace and Gromit, and uncle fester, but with the charm of neither, and with no sense of humour or personality whatsover.

    I’m very pleased that he’s the labour leader; as long as he stays until 2015 then labour are guaranteed to lose.

  117. 117
    random says:

    very good but unfrotunately I have to work. apparently vegemite is not marmite. shame. i have finally learned to tolerate the british stuff.

  118. 118
    nell says:


    It is a myth that you cannot start a sentence with Because.

    As it is also a myth than you cannot start a sentence with And.

  119. 119
    YokshireLad says:

    I’ve heard Fred Goodwin and Andy Hornby are going for a job share arrangement with the IMF

  120. 120
    random says:

    FPTP makes it difficult to get any representation for any minor parties, even with UKIP’s exposure and stance against one of the most unpopular institutions in the UK they can’t get a seat. You still largely get red or blue, if you vote yellow you get red or blue even if yellow gets in. If you vote blue you get yellow it seems.

    Osborn’s tax was idiotic and counterproductive and wont win any votes since it has hardly affected petrol prices. Now we lose jobs instead.

    BTW look out for future e-coli outbreaks here, they’re laying off people at the institute of food research who look out for these things, in addition to at the crop science centre. These are highly skilled and mobile workers (mainly having science PhDs judging by their website) . Meanwhile paying tens of thousands per year for each household in london on housing benefits continues.


    Thanks Dave *thumbs up*

  121. 121
    Chapps says:

    Could it be that they have not gone away yet because she cannot find a big enough bag to go over his head?

  122. 122
    random says:

    But how can this be?

  123. 123
    Red Ed's Union bosses says:

    He’s the best we’ve got……..

  124. 124
    Anonymous says:

    Even those of us without disabled children wouldn’t want to spend huge amounts of time away from our kids or partners.
    If you don’t want to be part of a family, don’t bother having children.

  125. 125
    nell says:

    Ah. There you go! I had forgotten But!!

  126. 126
    nell says:

    ‘Handle the truth’

    Now there’s an interesting idea.

    That’ll be like gordon’s mcbride handled the truth would it? Or do we mean mangled?!!!

  127. 127
    nell says:

    Truth is militwit didn’t dare go away because he was afraid that his brother would mount a coup!

    ed has been lurking, for the last five days, in the bushes outside his brother’s £1million mansion, trying to see which labour mps and shadow ministers are defecting!!

  128. 128
    nell says:

    Apparently mandy wants it and the Chine se govt want him to have it.

    gordon, with no govt supporting him, is clearly lagging well behind.

  129. 129
    Question Crime says:

    Just caught a minute of QT. Postie looks like he’s sucking a lemon.

  130. 130
    Postman Prat says:

    Just trying to count up the number of panellists with me…..nine ?? Twelve ?? Twenty !!

  131. 131
    AC1 says:


  132. 132
    AC1 says:

    He’s Prime Minister in the alternate reality that tat lives in.

  133. 133
    AC1 says:

    He hasn’t

  134. 134
    Well Paid Shill says:

    The chinese are building more wind turbines than anyone else in the world right now, and sticking them up all over the place, and are going the same way with solar.

  135. 135
    AC1 says:

    I thought organic food was the cause?

  136. 136
    AC1 says:

    We cannot leave Europe (yet), but we can easily leave the EUSSR.

  137. 137
    AC1 says:

    Is he a no-tail?

  138. 138
    Makep girl working on Postie for Newsnight, says:

    Actually the saying is “he’s got a mouth like a cats ‘arse”

  139. 139

    From Barry Island he could get a boat to Flat Holme or Steep Holme. In fact she could stay on one whilst he stayed on the other. Then she could watch the latest Severn Bore from a safe distance.

  140. 140
    One for the pot says:

    And you should not use a preposition to end a sentence with.

  141. 141
    Jimmy says:

    And let the Bullingdons run the country unsupervised? What a ghastly idea.

  142. 142
    William says:

    With your spelling they’re probably very sercue. You obviously qualify for the student discount too!

  143. 143
    Postlethwaite says:

    Sky news talent.
    Milliband walking around London.
    Another MP gets married abroad.

    Informative blog or intoxicated editor?

  144. 144

    Sometimes it is the seemingly inconsequential events that tell you more about people than the obvious ones:

    1. Tony Blair flew to Berlesconi’s Tuscany villa for his holidays
    2. Gordon Brown flew first class everywhere at public expense
    3. David Cameron flies Ryan Air to Menorca
    4. Ed Miliband finally gets married and does not go on honeymoon

    Each to their own – but people notice.

  145. 145
    Anonymous says:

    So, nell, no boyfriend then.

  146. 146
    Zeno says:

    No doubt he’s in the white room next door to Gronod Brown, Saviour of the Universe, Dear Leader and next Chairman of the KLF.

  147. 147
    JH says:

    Can’t have their elite going without power, can we.

    They know the lights are going to start going out as much as anyone.

  148. 148
    Zeno says:

    Exactly. This is the kind of thing up with which we shall not put.

  149. 149
    Zeno says:

    Be fair, if it were her or RedEd you’d not choose Thimeon The Thadducee Thtrangler, would you?

  150. 150
    Zeno says:

    To the question, “Which political system killed tens of millions of people?”, yes.

  151. 151
    the moneyshot says:

    have they been spotted in bed yet?

  152. 152
    Cat says:

    Or ‘like a bulldog sucking piss off a nettle’!

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