June 2nd, 2011

Ed’s “Honeymoon”

Guido wonders if Ed Miliband really went on that “5 day honeymoon somewhere in Europe” that papers were briefed about. On Saturday he was spotted by a Guido co-conspirator at his North London home in Dartmouth Park. This evening he has been spotted in London again by an EyeSpyer.

Guido put it to a Labour source that the “somewhere in Europe” might mostly be London NW5. “No comment” was the reply…


152 Comments

  1. 1
    A full on English Cunt says:

    Well, Some would say his comments were true.

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  2. 2
    Anonymous says:

    Paddington isn’t in North London.

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  3. 4
    Little old lady from cleethorpes that wouldny say boo to a goose says:

    He’s Labour, He’s left wing so what do you expect. Automatic liar, cheat and deceiver.

    Fucking scumbag

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    • 9
      Nemo says:

      Cammers does not seem to be far behind by all accounts all pre election promises broken as bad as Cleggy, now nobody is happy, anyway he is a politico you do not believe what a politico says do you. Do you know where Cleethorpes is little old lady from memory plenty of sand to throw in the electorate’s eyes.

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  4. 6
    Twat Watch says:

    Tag?

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      Glen Hoddle says:

      “Report this image as offensive.”

      Sometimes this comedy shit just writes itself.

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  6. 15
    Going Supernova says:

    London isn’t Europe.

    OK, maybe geographically, but demographically, its everywhere and nowhere.

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  7. 17
    (I've been renamed) DA-Notice says:

    He’ll be about to whip the First Class seat head rest covers off again then.

    Has he had his tedious nasally voice, sorry, adenoids, sorry, sleep apnea operated on yet?

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  8. 18
    Anonymous says:

    Consultation on BBC News

    http://www.bbc.co.uk/bbctrust/consult/index.shtml

    now’s your chance!

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  9. 19
    Eeu to me says:

    Shame ded ed didn’t go on honeymoon ,I know a smashing honeymoon spot, a lighthouse, a liberal amount of money from ded ed and permission would be granted, it’s a privately owned lighthouse and it’s surrounded by water on each incoming tide.

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  10. 20
    Doc Trough says:

    He may not have been to mainland Desolatania, but McRuin has. The fukpygge has turned the vegetables.

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  11. 22
    edward balls says:

    Left her already?

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  12. 23
    Eeu to me says:

    See British Gas has mothballed or closed the Morcambe bay gas-field because of Georgy porgy’s little hike in tax at the wells, another 64 windmills are going on Burbo bank in Liverpool bay, my reckoning is within 2years a decent storm will have them all down, can’t wait.

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    • 80
      Iloathlefties says:

      This is to combat our carbon footprint. All 0.036% of the atmosphere. The Chinese can’t stop laughing at our stupid politicians!!!!! What are we to have voted in these clowns?

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      • 134
        Well Paid Shill says:

        The chinese are building more wind turbines than anyone else in the world right now, and sticking them up all over the place, and are going the same way with solar.

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        • 147
          JH says:

          Can’t have their elite going without power, can we.

          They know the lights are going to start going out as much as anyone.

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    • 103
      random says:

      FPTP makes it difficult to get any representation for any minor parties, even with UKIP’s exposure and stance against one of the most unpopular institutions in the UK they can’t get a seat. You still largely get red or blue, if you vote yellow you get red or blue even if yellow gets in. If you vote blue you get yellow it seems.

      Osborn’s tax was idiotic and counterproductive and wont win any votes since it has hardly affected petrol prices. Now we lose jobs instead.

      BTW look out for future e-coli outbreaks here, they’re laying off people at the institute of food research who look out for these things, in addition to at the crop science centre. These are highly skilled and mobile workers (mainly having science PhDs judging by their website) . Meanwhile paying tens of thousands per year for each household in london on housing benefits continues.

      http://www.jic.ac.uk/corporate/media-and-public/news-archive/050408.htm

      Thanks Dave *thumbs up*

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      • 120
        random says:

        FPTP makes it difficult to get any representation for any minor parties, even with UKIP’s exposure and stance against one of the most unpopular institutions in the UK they can’t get a seat. You still largely get red or blue, if you vote yellow you get red or blue even if yellow gets in. If you vote blue you get yellow it seems.

        Osborn’s tax was idiotic and counterproductive and wont win any votes since it has hardly affected petrol prices. Now we lose jobs instead.

        BTW look out for future e-coli outbreaks here, they’re laying off people at the institute of food research who look out for these things, in addition to at the crop science centre. These are highly skilled and mobile workers (mainly having science PhDs judging by their website) . Meanwhile paying tens of thousands per year for each household in london on housing benefits continues.

        http://www.jic.ac.uk/corporate/media-and-public/news-archive/050408.htm

        Thanks Dave *thumbs up*

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  13. 24
    MAD FRANKIE HADDOCK son of COD says:

    A lying member of Labour ?
    Surely not !

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  14. 25
    banana man says:

    WTF is he up to? Shouldn’t he be running the Labour Party FFS?

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  15. 26
    A full on English Cunt says:

    I guess Justine was not happy with the blank piece of paper that Ed offered.

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  16. 28
    MAD FRANKIE HADDOCK son of COD says:

    MP’s Expences up by yet another million pounds for march / april on jan / feb
    Gordon Brown claimed over £8000 expences and only appeard twice
    This is plain and simple fraud why has the sunlight center or even the government contacted police ?
    this is fucking outrageous !

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  17. 29
    Bled White Taxpayer says:

    Two possibilities.

    He’s either been in Wales, which is not a place even a gonk would take his new wife to on honeymoon, or he’s been in the south west, in which case I have missed my opportunity to give him a good shoeing. Perhaps he has been touring 50 or so constituencies Labour will never win?

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  18. 30
    Engineer says:

    Staycations are the new travel. Besides, airports are such a drag.

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  19. 31
    Cosdwallop says:

    Ed”s Honeymoon….rumour has it Northern Germany was the venue.

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  20. 35
    QT says:

    Tonight’s Question Time panel is so fucking bland it defies belief. Stephen Dorrell, Simon Jenkins, Julia Hartley-Brewer, Postie Johnson, Elfyn Llwyd. No thanks.

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  21. 38
    Tat watch says:

    Where the fuck is Billy? I’m getting worried…

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  22. 39
    Lady Hamilton's Pussy says:

    Poor woman- I hope she is still “somewhere sunny”, getting fucked by the bell boy.

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  23. 40
    A full on English Cunt says:

    Guido Fawkes

    I would like to purchase a T-Shirt from your site, I do have two question`s.

    1 How sercue are my detials?

    2 How long does it take for it to turn up?

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  24. 41
    Gordon Brown says:

    I spent my honeymoon in Cape Cod. My beloved wife spent it in Canterbury.

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  25. 44
    Eddie Miliband says:

    Thith ith a viciouth thmear! I thpent my honeymoon at a thecret location in Europe. Juthtine and I had thex in many pothitionth. Our favourite wath thixty-nine.

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  26. 48

    Apparently, Fred Goodwin had meant to join the Bank of Scotland. Its headquarters are at The Mound.

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  27. 52
    Engineer says:

    Seen with suitcase at Paddington, looking fed up; so, Swindon? Bristol? Barry Island?

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  28. 56
    Selohesra says:

    Can I suggest all your readers tune in to BBC2 (or BBC HD if you have it) – they have promised some live beaver shots so settle down with a glass of wine and some tissues …

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  29. 63
    Spunkbubble says:

    I saw him in the Co-Op in Watford this morning.

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  30. 65
    Boris Johnson says:

    Yo motherfucker. Suck my dick.

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  31. 66
    Cynic says:

    “Looking fed up. ”

    Full of the joys of newly married life then. Or perhaps he’s just exhausted. “Not tonight Justine. I have a headache. He’s called Livingstone”

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  32. 69
    A full on English Cunt says:

    Bet the C unt could not fire, Maybe he has more in common with his brother than first thought.

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  33. 70
    Ed says:

    I’m thecretly giving Margaret Beckett the hot beef injection.

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    Shit Creek says:

    Son of Brown. Never spends his own money.

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  36. 74
    Anonymous says:

    So what’s all this to you Guido?

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  37. 84
    nell says:

    It’s called being flexible with the truth isn’t it?

    You have to admit as climate change minister in gordon’s government he had loads of experience with doing just that!!

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    • 93
      Mad black jack says:

      nell, you can’t handle the truth!

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      • 126
        nell says:

        ‘Handle the truth’

        Now there’s an interesting idea.

        That’ll be like gordon’s mcbride handled the truth would it? Or do we mean mangled?!!!

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  38. 85
    nell says:

    http://conference2011.gbcimpact.org/event/session_human.php

    Talking about people who are never where they try to make out they are.

    sarahbrown has gone from Florenceitaly to newyork, from one obscure conference to another. And gordon has gone from nigeria to north america.

    Of course they are loving parents spending all their childen’s half term time at home in kirkcoddy , walking and cooking and playing with their kids. So they say!!

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  39. 87
    Accidental Rapist says:

    With a pug-ugly missus like his, there’s no surprise the honeymoon was a flop

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    • 149
      Zeno says:

      Be fair, if it were her or RedEd you’d not choose Thimeon The Thadducee Thtrangler, would you?

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  40. 97
    Harman Pride says:

    Socialism is the answer.

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    Isn't it funny how much time you spend away from your hero? says:

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    • 112
      nell says:

      the brown’s are odd. Very Very odd! Why are we the taxpayer funding their weird lifestyle?!

      They have a disabled child and yet they spend their life globetrotting around the world visiting endless pointless conferences or doing worthless photoshoots in front of third world schools that they are never going to bring any benefit to.

      For most of us with disabled children, we spend our lives within call. They have a mobile phone – we have a mobile phone and most parents/carers of such children are never more than a mile or two away from them at any one moment. Why because we love them and know that they need us close.

      It’s almost as if thebrown’s can’t bear to be at home with one another or with their children.

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      • 124
        Anonymous says:

        Even those of us without disabled children wouldn’t want to spend huge amounts of time away from our kids or partners.
        If you don’t want to be part of a family, don’t bother having children.

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      • 145
        Anonymous says:

        So, nell, no boyfriend then.

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  42. 102
    Gordon Brown says:

    I’m 100th! Can I be head of the IMF now?

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    • 107
      Engineer says:

      Would you ever turn up, or would you just take the salary and expenses whilst skulking in Fife?

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    • 119
      YokshireLad says:

      I’ve heard Fred Goodwin and Andy Hornby are going for a job share arrangement with the IMF

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      • 128
        nell says:

        Apparently mandy wants it and the Chine se govt want him to have it.

        gordon, with no govt supporting him, is clearly lagging well behind.

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  43. 108
    Jimmy says:

    After all these years you people are still in denial about Britain being in Europe.

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  44. 115
    RED ED - SON OF BROWN says:

    GANGWAY !!! GANGWAY !!! IMPORTANT PERTHON COMING THROUGH….

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  45. 116
    Anonymous says:

    Ed Miliband’s like a cross between Wallace from Wallace and Gromit, and uncle fester, but with the charm of neither, and with no sense of humour or personality whatsover.

    I’m very pleased that he’s the labour leader; as long as he stays until 2015 then labour are guaranteed to lose.

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  46. 121
    Chapps says:

    Could it be that they have not gone away yet because she cannot find a big enough bag to go over his head?

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  47. 127
    nell says:

    Truth is militwit didn’t dare go away because he was afraid that his brother would mount a coup!

    ed has been lurking, for the last five days, in the bushes outside his brother’s £1million mansion, trying to see which labour mps and shadow ministers are defecting!!

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  48. 129
    Question Crime says:

    Just caught a minute of QT. Postie looks like he’s sucking a lemon.

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  49. 143
    Postlethwaite says:

    Sky news talent.
    Milliband walking around London.
    Another MP gets married abroad.

    Informative blog or intoxicated editor?

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    • 144

      Sometimes it is the seemingly inconsequential events that tell you more about people than the obvious ones:

      1. Tony Blair flew to Berlesconi’s Tuscany villa for his holidays
      2. Gordon Brown flew first class everywhere at public expense
      3. David Cameron flies Ryan Air to Menorca
      4. Ed Miliband finally gets married and does not go on honeymoon

      Each to their own – but people notice.

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  50. 151
    the moneyshot says:

    have they been spotted in bed yet?

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Have you read the last bit of Animal Farm?

You know where the animals are looking through the Farmhouse window?

My TV screen was that window at lunch-time today.

Be careful, the sudden self-congratulatory tone, the slightly pudgy outline of indulgence and you become exactly what you should despise.

The jolly face of the Quisling Cameron poses for your camera has mesmerised and deceived you, you who were once not so deceived.

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