Ed’s “Honeymoon”
Guido wonders if Ed Miliband really went on that “5 day honeymoon somewhere in Europe” that papers were briefed about. On Saturday he was spotted by a Guido co-conspirator at his North London home in Dartmouth Park. This evening he has been spotted in London again by an EyeSpyer.
Ed Milliband, without new wife, crossing the concourse at Paddington, dragging his suitcases. Looking fed up. Good Honeymoon?—
Eye Spy MP (@eyespymp) June 02, 2011
Guido put it to a Labour source that the “somewhere in Europe” might mostly be London NW5. “No comment” was the reply…
Well, Some would say his comments were true.
long weekend at stig the dump’s gaff with worzel gummidge’s sister…what fun
Dartmouth Park is indeed in Europe last time I checked.
This may be what frank field thought when he was told to think the unthinkable
drug free dole bums!
Torys please take note,if the nasty republicans can do it-yes WE can
http://articles.cnn.com/2011-06-01/politics/florida.welfare.drug.testing_1_drug-testing-drug-screening-tanf?_s=PM:POLITICS
That’s my Boy.
Paddington isn’t in North London.
OK, London.
its in the ‘northern’ part of London…ok a little bit west of centre if you like. Anyway who cares the arsehole was there wherever it was.
Hope he had to walk home in the pouring rain
It’s north of the river
Not north of the Solent river
Tyne river even
arf
Does it matter which river? He’d sell us down any of them.
Why can’t he stay on holiday…………… forever!!!
He’s Labour, He’s left wing so what do you expect. Automatic liar, cheat and deceiver.
Fucking scumbag
Cammers does not seem to be far behind by all accounts all pre election promises broken as bad as Cleggy, now nobody is happy, anyway he is a politico you do not believe what a politico says do you. Do you know where Cleethorpes is little old lady from memory plenty of sand to throw in the electorate’s eyes.
there is no money left
Tag?
http://uk.lifestyle.yahoo.com/fashion/pranksters-hijacks-nexts-modelling-competition-blog-94-yahoo-lifestyles.html
Get in and vote and really screw them up !!
Hahahahah
“Report this image as offensive.”
Sometimes this comedy shit just writes itself.
London isn’t Europe.
OK, maybe geographically, but demographically, its everywhere and nowhere.
…baby
Eurabia.
That’s where its at.
High ho silver lining………..
West Riyadh
Londonistan?
He’ll be about to whip the First Class seat head rest covers off again then.
Has he had his tedious nasally voice, sorry, adenoids, sorry, sleep apnea operated on yet?
Because he has a dick Ed!!
Consultation on BBC News
http://www.bbc.co.uk/bbctrust/consult/index.shtml
now’s your chance!
Shame ded ed didn’t go on honeymoon ,I know a smashing honeymoon spot, a lighthouse, a liberal amount of money from ded ed and permission would be granted, it’s a privately owned lighthouse and it’s surrounded by water on each incoming tide.
please say its in Siberia!!!
He may not have been to mainland Desolatania, but McRuin has. The fukpygge has turned the vegetables.
Left her already?
Nah! He has gone for that ‘snore surgery’ that he dreamt about. Did not realise that it was all of us snoring.
See British Gas has mothballed or closed the Morcambe bay gas-field because of Georgy porgy’s little hike in tax at the wells, another 64 windmills are going on Burbo bank in Liverpool bay, my reckoning is within 2years a decent storm will have them all down, can’t wait.
This is to combat our carbon footprint. All 0.036% of the atmosphere. The Chinese can’t stop laughing at our stupid politicians!!!!! What are we to have voted in these clowns?
The chinese are building more wind turbines than anyone else in the world right now, and sticking them up all over the place, and are going the same way with solar.
Can’t have their elite going without power, can we.
They know the lights are going to start going out as much as anyone.
FPTP makes it difficult to get any representation for any minor parties, even with UKIP’s exposure and stance against one of the most unpopular institutions in the UK they can’t get a seat. You still largely get red or blue, if you vote yellow you get red or blue even if yellow gets in. If you vote blue you get yellow it seems.
Osborn’s tax was idiotic and counterproductive and wont win any votes since it has hardly affected petrol prices. Now we lose jobs instead.
BTW look out for future e-coli outbreaks here, they’re laying off people at the institute of food research who look out for these things, in addition to at the crop science centre. These are highly skilled and mobile workers (mainly having science PhDs judging by their website) . Meanwhile paying tens of thousands per year for each household in london on housing benefits continues.
http://www.jic.ac.uk/corporate/media-and-public/news-archive/050408.htm
Thanks Dave *thumbs up*
FPTP makes it difficult to get any representation for any minor parties, even with UKIP’s exposure and stance against one of the most unpopular institutions in the UK they can’t get a seat. You still largely get red or blue, if you vote yellow you get red or blue even if yellow gets in. If you vote blue you get yellow it seems.
Osborn’s tax was idiotic and counterproductive and wont win any votes since it has hardly affected petrol prices. Now we lose jobs instead.
BTW look out for future e-coli outbreaks here, they’re laying off people at the institute of food research who look out for these things, in addition to at the crop science centre. These are highly skilled and mobile workers (mainly having science PhDs judging by their website) . Meanwhile paying tens of thousands per year for each household in london on housing benefits continues.
http://www.jic.ac.uk/corporate/media-and-public/news-archive/050408.htm
Thanks Dave *thumbs up*
A lying member of Labour ?
Surely not !
Lying down, mate. Probably on his stomach whilst she does him with her largest mauve strapon. OUCH!
WTF is he up to? Shouldn’t he be running the Labour Party FFS?
Sorry, ruining the Labour Party.
I guess Justine was not happy with the blank piece of paper that Ed offered.
A gagging contract?
Could be a good Gigg?
MP’s Expences up by yet another million pounds for march / april on jan / feb
Gordon Brown claimed over £8000 expences and only appeard twice
This is plain and simple fraud why has the sunlight center or even the government contacted police ?
this is fucking outrageous !
Two possibilities.
He’s either been in Wales, which is not a place even a gonk would take his new wife to on honeymoon, or he’s been in the south west, in which case I have missed my opportunity to give him a good shoeing. Perhaps he has been touring 50 or so constituencies Labour will never win?
Maybe they have already split up ?
Staycations are the new travel. Besides, airports are such a drag.
Ed”s Honeymoon….rumour has it Northern Germany was the venue.
Reeperbahn in Hamburg perhaps?
Much closer knocking shop at RBS.
Mrs Goodwin: “Working late again, dear?”
Fred: “Just Bor-ing stuff to finish…”
What is interesting about this knobbing exercise is that Mrs Bor aped Fred’s behaviour in her own job, by all accounts.
I’m gay.
Yeah….
So Ed’s the infected vegetable that’s been giving mutated E.Coli to all and sundry over there?
Still, shows he has guts, and the flora to go with them…
Tonight’s Question Time panel is so fucking bland it defies belief. Stephen Dorrell, Simon Jenkins, Julia Hartley-Brewer, Postie Johnson, Elfyn Llwyd. No thanks.
Err. Who are they?… what are they? What do they “do”??? Spongers off the taxpayer??? .. Go on give us a clue
Postie Johnson….is he ever off that program?
Little shitball he is.
It’s better than walking the streets.
i’m surprised he leaves the house, the way his wife behaves.
He’s Prime Minister in the alternate reality that tat lives in.
No doubt he’s in the white room next door to Gronod Brown, Saviour of the Universe, Dear Leader and next Chairman of the KLF.
Where the fuck is Billy? I’m getting worried…
The Bowden is dead, Long live the Bowden!
He’s depressed because there hasn’t been pmqs for two weeks. Don’t worry, Bilbo, it’s back next week.
Hang Labour!
Poor woman- I hope she is still “somewhere sunny”, getting fucked by the bell boy.
Guido Fawkes
I would like to purchase a T-Shirt from your site, I do have two question`s.
1 How sercue are my detials?
2 How long does it take for it to turn up?
Do you do student discount on them Guido?
Give them out as prizes for comments!
Well I hope you aren’t a student. Because if you are our education system is in worse trouble than I thought it was.
1. questions Not question ‘s
2. secure
3. details.
What about starting a sentence with ‘because’ Nell you shagwit
that’s XanuLiebor education for you!
http://grammar.quickanddirtytips.com/can-you-start-a-sentence-with-because.aspx
It is a myth that you cannot start a sentence with Because.
As it is also a myth than you cannot start a sentence with And.
But how can this be?
Ah. There you go! I had forgotten But!!
He hasn’t
And you should not use a preposition to end a sentence with.
Exactly. This is the kind of thing up with which we shall not put.
With your spelling they’re probably very sercue. You obviously qualify for the student discount too!
I spent my honeymoon in Cape Cod. My beloved wife spent it in Canterbury.
Thith ith a viciouth thmear! I thpent my honeymoon at a thecret location in Europe. Juthtine and I had thex in many pothitionth. Our favourite wath thixty-nine.
Is that because your balls are less ugly than your face?
Ith becauseth my lispth feelsh good on her lipth
Apparently, Fred Goodwin had meant to join the Bank of Scotland. Its headquarters are at The Mound.
Seen with suitcase at Paddington, looking fed up; so, Swindon? Bristol? Barry Island?
He should fuck off back to Peru and take his marmalade sandwiches with him.
Oops – wrong Paddington.
Fucking right! We keep the marmalade – he fucks off…
I’m willing to bet you’ve swallowed a shitload of marmalade in your time.
Yes, I watched that program.
Marmalade is an expatriate’s gold, like Marmite. On every trip back to the UK, you buy at least three year’s stock, just in case…
I watched it too, it was luvverly!
And Bisto Gravy granules
My meat and two veg is not the same without it.
i’m moving to aus in a few weeks, what else should I take? though they don’t let you carry anything much.
A return ticket.
A lapel badge of the Ashes Urn?
very good but unfrotunately I have to work. apparently vegemite is not marmite. shame. i have finally learned to tolerate the british stuff.
From Barry Island he could get a boat to Flat Holme or Steep Holme. In fact she could stay on one whilst he stayed on the other. Then she could watch the latest Severn Bore from a safe distance.
Can I suggest all your readers tune in to BBC2 (or BBC HD if you have it) – they have promised some live beaver shots so settle down with a glass of wine and some tissues …
I’m up for it.
I saw him in the Co-Op in Watford this morning.
Yo motherfucker. Suck my dick.
OK put it in.
“Looking fed up. ”
Full of the joys of newly married life then. Or perhaps he’s just exhausted. “Not tonight Justine. I have a headache. He’s called Livingstone”
Bet the C unt could not fire, Maybe he has more in common with his brother than first thought.
I’m thecretly giving Margaret Beckett the hot beef injection.
What, you mean – making her a mug of Bovril?
Her minge thmellth very bad.
That’ll be the fertiliser for the hanging baskets.
This has been going on for nigh on 50 years on British TV.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1393499/Primetime-propaganda-Liberal-writers-hijacked-shows-Friends-The-Golden-Girls-SESAME-STREET-push-left-wing-agenda-book-claims.html
Son of Brown. Never spends his own money.
So what’s all this to you Guido?
It’s called being flexible with the truth isn’t it?
You have to admit as climate change minister in gordon’s government he had loads of experience with doing just that!!
nell, you can’t handle the truth!
‘Handle the truth’
Now there’s an interesting idea.
That’ll be like gordon’s mcbride handled the truth would it? Or do we mean mangled?!!!
http://conference2011.gbcimpact.org/event/session_human.php
Talking about people who are never where they try to make out they are.
sarahbrown has gone from Florenceitaly to newyork, from one obscure conference to another. And gordon has gone from nigeria to north america.
Of course they are loving parents spending all their childen’s half term time at home in kirkcoddy , walking and cooking and playing with their kids. So they say!!
With a pug-ugly missus like his, there’s no surprise the honeymoon was a flop
Be fair, if it were her or RedEd you’d not choose Thimeon The Thadducee Thtrangler, would you?
Socialism is the answer.
You mean – it’s caused the E. coli strain mutation that’s affecting Germany? Only, that seems to be the question of the moment.
I thought organic food was the cause?
To the question, “Which political system killed tens of millions of people?”, yes.
the brown’s are odd. Very Very odd! Why are we the taxpayer funding their weird lifestyle?!
They have a disabled child and yet they spend their life globetrotting around the world visiting endless pointless conferences or doing worthless photoshoots in front of third world schools that they are never going to bring any benefit to.
For most of us with disabled children, we spend our lives within call. They have a mobile phone – we have a mobile phone and most parents/carers of such children are never more than a mile or two away from them at any one moment. Why because we love them and know that they need us close.
It’s almost as if thebrown’s can’t bear to be at home with one another or with their children.
Even those of us without disabled children wouldn’t want to spend huge amounts of time away from our kids or partners.
If you don’t want to be part of a family, don’t bother having children.
So, nell, no boyfriend then.
I’m 100th! Can I be head of the IMF now?
Would you ever turn up, or would you just take the salary and expenses whilst skulking in Fife?
I’ve heard Fred Goodwin and Andy Hornby are going for a job share arrangement with the IMF
Apparently mandy wants it and the Chine se govt want him to have it.
gordon, with no govt supporting him, is clearly lagging well behind.
After all these years you people are still in denial about Britain being in Europe.
Britain is in Europe, but well to one side. See any decent map for details.
Britain is in Europe, but why did the British politician’s sell us as slaves to Europe.
We cannot leave Europe (yet), but we can easily leave the EUSSR.
And let the Bullingdons run the country unsupervised? What a ghastly idea.
GANGWAY !!! GANGWAY !!! IMPORTANT PERTHON COMING THROUGH….
Ed Miliband’s like a cross between Wallace from Wallace and Gromit, and uncle fester, but with the charm of neither, and with no sense of humour or personality whatsover.
I’m very pleased that he’s the labour leader; as long as he stays until 2015 then labour are guaranteed to lose.
He’s the best we’ve got……..
Could it be that they have not gone away yet because she cannot find a big enough bag to go over his head?
Truth is militwit didn’t dare go away because he was afraid that his brother would mount a coup!
ed has been lurking, for the last five days, in the bushes outside his brother’s £1million mansion, trying to see which labour mps and shadow ministers are defecting!!
Just caught a minute of QT. Postie looks like he’s sucking a lemon.
Just trying to count up the number of panellists with me…..nine ?? Twelve ?? Twenty !!
Is he a no-tail?
Actually the saying is “he’s got a mouth like a cats ‘arse”
Or ‘like a bulldog sucking piss off a nettle’!
Sky news talent.
Milliband walking around London.
Another MP gets married abroad.
Informative blog or intoxicated editor?
Sometimes it is the seemingly inconsequential events that tell you more about people than the obvious ones:
1. Tony Blair flew to Berlesconi’s Tuscany villa for his holidays
2. Gordon Brown flew first class everywhere at public expense
3. David Cameron flies Ryan Air to Menorca
4. Ed Miliband finally gets married and does not go on honeymoon
Each to their own – but people notice.
have they been spotted in bed yet?