Happy Birthday George
They say life begins at forty, but Guido reckons George Osborne’s birthday today won’t be as much fun as when he was twenty. He still has one vice these days – orange jelly…
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Ed Balls stretches credulity by claiming he isn’t ambitious…
“I would love to be part of Ed’s Labour government but what I do next for me is not an all-consuming passion. I’m more bothered, in a personal sense, about getting to grade 8 piano by the time I’m 50.”
Bill Quango MP says:
Ned Flanders – Clegg
Lisa Simpson – Natalie Bennett
Milhouse – Hilary Benn
Martin Prince – Andy Burnham
Edna Krabappel – Luciana Berger
Crazy Cat Lady – Glenda jackson
Comic book guy – John Prescott
Carl – Chucka
Lenny – Philip Hammond
Willie – Eric joyce
Poochie – Gordon Brown
Reverend Lovejoy – Tony Blair
So what!
Seaman
When it comes to export orientated growth does Sniffy support Columbia or Afghanistan?
depends on what you sniff, in it
“George was fascinated by whips, chains, rubber bondage equipment and sex toys.”
http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/latest/2009/04/19/vice-madam-to-name-four-top-tories-in-tell-all-book-115875-21288361/
And?
Cocaine?
Did George get a gagging order?
Yes, when she sat on his face
Sky News:
Sun fails to overturn injunction.
Time to string the judges up by piano wire
Injunction – the new fragrance for women by Imogen Thomas.
Indiscretion – the new fragrance for men by Ryan Giggs.
Browndildo the new fragrance….
….I’ll get me coat
If you do not want to be plonker do not act the complete plonker, you know it only sells newspapers, but why, it beats me, I am just not interested.
Nemo dat quod non habet?
Nemo, I’d agree that the footballer/slapper aspect of superinjunctions is just titillation, but what about the Marr, Trafigura and similar cases? Guido named a prominent steel magnate and Labour party donor recently as a superinjunction holder – what dodgy dealings is he concealing? There is clear public interest in cases such as these.
…and the family courts abuses?
Yes I agree with you on that point, it seems that the old Tit & Bum is not interested in that sort of thing, if Guido can highlight these why cannot the dead tree press. In same bucket?
No we just need a written consitution that allows the freedom of speech and freedom of press(And make sure it is un-amendable)
And elected judges, so we can kick out the corrupt incompetent old farts in wigs.
Not sure on that, How would they campaign?
Billy, I think they think they mean like in the US, we have been living US economic theory for the past 32 years, why do we have to do everything like they do in the States
Quite! We could end up with Omaha Chukkawallah as president.
Soggie, now wouldn’t Guido have fun.
there should be a set age at which a judge should retire, people can not go on for ever contrary to present political opinion, and the also the age at which a MP and a sitting member of the lords should retire (falling asleep in the HoC with all that racket going on) judges drifting off during a trial etc
Sell Scotland and the BBC to pay off the debt.
But who’d buy them? Would you?
No. But Abu Dhabi would.
The dirty Digger would, he would love to charge for everything you watch + all those adverts which incidently you pay for, because the actual content is reduced in the hour.
I have some magic beans and I’ll throw in the bottle of Bucky too.
Er, it’s The Sun what lost it.
And how many 20 year olds havent tried coke?
Now do mean the drink or the snow Billy, at one time the drink had touch but not now.
I tried Pepsi but did not like it.
I tried coke once, didnt like it, bubbles got right up my nose
Ok with Brandy, Bill.
George doing his impression of Tom Hanks in the film Big.
Is that a black hooker he’s got his arm around?
Must be a rugby club piss up then.
Looks like a young Diane Abbot ….
George osbourne is a coke head!
Happy birthday George
Is that Ryan Giggs in the picture getting sucked off behind the flowers?
No, that’s the other footballer that cannot be mentioned.
That would be Gareth Barry.
He should get a superinjunction about his age, it won’t do to know that he is actually a grown up, otherwise people will try to hold him to account.
Crash Bang Wallace’s Don’t let Gordon be forgotten or forgiven (link in Seen Elsewhere) is quite fun. The BBC is looking for people to chose eight records, to produce a show of the nation’s favourite picks and Mark suggest that we all chose “Gordon is a Moron” by Jilted John.
My eight were:
Jilted John – Gordon is a Moron
Steve Stills – Go Back Home
J J Cale – Lies
Deep Purple – Living Wreck
Swinging Blue Jeans – You’re No Good
Led Zeppelin – What Is And What Should Never Be
Rolling Stones – It’s All Over Now
Uriah Heep – Kiss of Freedom
Comment: Lest we should ever forget our last PM
My Tribute to James Gordon Brown
Gordon Is A Moron – Jilted John
Boom Boom – John Lee Hooker
Spend Spend Spend -The Slits
Supermassive Black Hole – Muse
The Man Who Saved The World – David Bowi
Kiss Me Throw The Phone – Soulja Boy
I’ll Go Crazey – James Brown
Lithium – Nirvana
What a disaster that man was.
What about Hey Big Spender by Birley Shassey
Money – Pink Floyd
Money’s Too Tight to Mention – Simply Red
I was going to pick “You’re so vain – Carly Simon” but I’m saving that for Mandleson/Osborne
What about Gold (Spandau Ballet)? Gordon sold ours cheaply.
His favourite film is “Goldflinger”. Starring Ed Balls as James ‘Treasury’ Bond. Jacqui Smith has a lie-in part covered in gold make-up. Apparently, it’s AAA-rated.
Fiddler on the roof
Brain Damage also by The Floyd
Money (That’s What I Want) by the Flying Lizards
They’re comming to take me away . Ha ha by Napoleon x1v
The bloke liked a bit of squidgey black. No big deal. Bit of a fucking poof for smoking Silk Cut though.
Bet you are a Capstan full strength man!
And Buckfast on an intravenous drip.
once you’ve tried black you never go back
Who is the dusky maiden on the arm of the heir to the Osborne baronetcy (of Ballentaylor, in County Tipperary, and Ballylemon, in County Waterford)
That’s Matron.
Well, she can be, for an extra 10 quid an hour.
To hell with osbourne and all his traitorous cohorts.Bastards.
I knew I shared a birthday with Joan Collings, but Osborne and Martin McGuinness.
Shudder to think what would happen if we’re in the same room….
happy Birthday Anon
the party goes off with a bang.
Im sorry an all that, but who the fuck is this drink driving, bankrupt Pikey to moralise about politicians?
Guido is not standing for public office.
Yet
Go on Guido, do tell, trouble is you would have to tow the line and conform, Ido not think that it would be your cup of tea (or Guiness)
Ryan Giggs named in the House of Commons today
Sqeaker Bercow nearly had a fit
Sky have named him, BBC holding back.
Cheers Gideon!
For immediate release: 23 May 2011
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Cancellation of XEO Exploration Flotation
EnCore Oil (LSE: EO.) announces that, in light of current market conditions, exacerbated by the uncertain investment climate created following the recent tax changes, the Board has decided to cancel the flotation of XEO Exploration and the related offer to EnCore shareholders.
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You’ve been caught out on AIM too?
Not very popular in the city is Mr Osborne.
Well he’s just reduced the value of N. Sea companies by 25%. Fortunately I am mostly invested in more politically stable areas like sub-Saharan Africa.
Breaking
John Hemmings MP has just used Parliamentary Privilege
Sqeaky bum time for a few other assorted celebs, billionaires and high-profile law firms, then.
The new drug is Jellie Babies
and you can now get a whopping 1/2
pounder bag for 99 pence.
Bloody lethally addictive but rugby
players have them at half time so that’s
ok then. I think I see an empty bag
under the table.
So this so-called clean-cut, family man has now been revealed as a fucking dishoest twat who plays away. I couldn’t care less what he does with his prick but I vomit at the hypocrisy of this guy and others like him. No longer the good guy of Man United he will now be considered a devious twat and will be barracked at all games in the future by the oposition supporters.
Time to retire methinks.
Guido – are you trying to tease us, or will George need to get a superinjunction before we can all find out the truth?
Dear dear… that is a ghastly table decoration.
The flowers aren’t much better, either.
Gideon looks a bit well oiled, he doesn’t have to clear up afterwards
That bugger was my best customer. And he still owes me a fackin monkey!
I’d love to find out where he lives…oh wait…D’OH!
By golly she looks a lot like my sister-in-law……could this be the explanation for that mystery white baby?
Orange jelly ! Hmmm !
when i got caught shagging a trifle
my wife said “how does that make you feel about yourself “?
I said “Fuckin DisCustard”
Once you’ve had black
You never go back !
Does this mean George is the next story?
If that was a line, why is it not straight?
Priviledged Tory twat. I have to go to Eastern Europe for my sex, he can get plenty here in the UK.
With these revelations could the next super injuctions be coming from various members of the Tory party, somebody commented on this blog there was nothing going on in the tory party as happened in the past, the leopard hasn’t changed its spots has it?
I knew GO was privileged, but I didn’t realise he still had a cotton plantation!
Piss off and die you massive c*unt