Pilgrim’s Progress to Parliament
Regular readers will remember the fun that Guido had with Nurse Pilgrim, the Unison rep posing as a nurse to smear Lansley, who was making money on the side with her sly consultancy firm and lives in a hippy commune. Yeah, that one.
Well to cut a long story short, Jane Pilgrim’s poison has come to the attention of Parliament, and an EDM has been tabled to fight against the thousands of union officials, just like Jane Pilgrim, depriving the public sector of a front line salary:
Trades Union Officials Funded from the Public Purse. EDM 1799
That this house notes the existence of full time Trades Union officials whose salaries are paid by the taxpayer; further notes that these have been nicknamed “Pilgrims” by the media as a reference to Jane Pilgrim from UNISON who attacked the government whilst claiming to be a nurse, it was subsequently shown that she didn’t practise but instead claimed an NHS salary to work for the union; believes that this practise is deplorable; further believes that we do not know how many Pilgrims there are in Britain but each one deprives the taxpayer of valuable frontline services; resolves to continue to work towards a ban on Trades Union Pilgrims.
Guido knows there are MPs reading this, and he might put you on the nice, rather than the naughty list if you sign it.
Has she been sacked yet? and if not why not?
Looks like she is like you, some one pays but does not spend time doing the job she is paid to do.
So long as it’s not the taxpayer, I don’t mind.
Agreed, stealing money from the taxpayer should be a hanging offence, or at least 100 lashes at Speakers Corner in Hyde Park so we could all watch.
and shouldn’t we say
WELL DONE GUIDO!!!
What about stealing from consumers?
She looks like Kathy Bates from the film Misery!! Evil Cow!!
Doubt Bowden is paid by anybody – he is the greatest tosser ever.
Consumers have a choice in a free market ( as opposed to a rigged market ) taxpayers do not have any choice. Like the Mafia, government say, pay up or get punished, regardless of what they are wasting YOUR money on and regardless of whether it is to your benefit or not.
She’s a typical hypocritical socialist who just agitates left wing crap for the Union at taxpayers expense. Sack them all and get rid of that training allowance scam that Labour gave taxpayers money to the unions as well. They in turn gave it back to Labour.
Good point – what was the name of it? I remember people making a fuss but in typical new labour fascism they just pushed it through. I bet like the “equality” act, lisbon treaty etc it’s another thing cast-iron dave has left in place. Or am I wrong?
http://www.taxpayersalliance.com/campaign/2010/09/new-tpa-research-taxpayers-fund-trade-unions-to-the-tune-of-85-million-a-year.html
What’s the betting that even now she’s being lined up for a safe Labour seat; a high profile union organiser with considerable expertise in dealing with the private sector at all levels (including as a participant), able to generate significant publicity ‘n all ……
I can understand how this kind of thing looks as if its costing tax payers, to have ugly women sponging off the NHS.
however:-
I am led to beleave that Pilgrim’s (Union reps) save the NHS millions in legal fees, they prevent employment tribunerals by ensuring fairness in dealing with work related issues, negosiating policy and working in partnership with management.
Apparently,They are volunteers who often use thier own time to help employees.
Employers that value this cost saving and understand that productivity is increased by job satisfaction often alllow the release of reps from thier jobs to carry out this voluntary role.
But then again, she is ugly, I suppose.
no-one in real life uses the words ‘ensuring’ or ‘in partnership’: it’s a giveaway; phrases like this have been lifted from briefing documents written by policy wonks ….
This is so written by a Labour stooge who used to word’s “she’s ugly” in order to try and fit in with the really really nasty people (huff) who post on this board.
Piss off.
What about those full time political activists who pose as students yet have no intention of sitting their exams and graduating. Are they receiving student grants whilst engaged in this deception ?
Too right, how many more fucking scams are there for these marxist parasites?
And add to that all the so called students from abroad who never make their so called courses.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1344459/Fake-foreign-students-vanish-black-market-jobs-cost-taxpayers-493m-year.html
and
http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/uk/crime/article6088256.ece
“full time Trades Union officials whose salaries are paid by the taxpayer”;it is not true, it happens in the private sector as well. Its also legal.
Nobody is arguing that it is illegal. It is Immoral and deplorable. Unions should foot the bill to pay for their own employees, NOT the tax payer.
And I do not give a flying fuck if employers in the private sector choose to employ a person as a full time union rep. That is between the employer and the employee and I am not paying for it through my taxes.
The Taxpayer should NOT be paying for union reps at all!
If you have pension, insurance, share ISA, own share, etc you are. Also if private sector doesn’t pay the extra cost it will pay more tax.
There is a good reason why this happens in the democratic countries, it is to stop exploitation.
It’s exploitation of the tax-payer, you nob
It replaces on form of possible exploitation (that of some of the workforce by some of the employers) with a universal exploitation of the taxpayers by the unions.
That may be ‘democratic’ in your twisted lexicon, but is it fair? Is it fuck.
On millions of paypackets throughout the country you will see a regular deduction for trade union subs.
These subs pay for full time trade union officials amongst other things.
Every trade union official paid for out of public money removes a skilled person from front line services.
Every one is a tax payer in this country, even a person on dole as he/she pays VAT. If you people don’t understand even people who work for the government are tax payers.
Anon
Public sector workers are paid for by private sector workers, Their whole salary comes from the private sector.
What about railways, number of firms that have contract from government, etc. Even take BT how much tax payer money government use to pay to use phones. Even NHS use a lot of services from private sector.
People in public sector use they salaries in private sector shops, mortgage, etc.
So what is the difference?
“People in public sector use they salaries in private sector shops, mortgage, etc. “
So money’s taken from the private sector, given to the public sector, which returns it to the private sector (sans an admin fee), and this makes the private sector better off?
Yeah, that’ll work.
Anon
All thier salary and benifits are paid by the private sector, without that you would have no public sector.
“People in public sector use they salaries in private sector shops, mortgage, etc.
So what is the difference?”
There’s a simple difference in the Pilgrim case – she is employed in the public sector at taxpayers’ expense, with a pension paid by the taxpayer and whatever other benefits she may get. She does not, however, work in any sense for the benefit of the public – she works for UNISON.
Any non-essential public sector jobs need to go now, and if that means a million or so unemployed – well, it’s cheaper than paying the buggers pension funds for doing sod all.
If there are 25,000 Pilgrims sitting, cuckoo-like, in the public sector nest, that’s 25,000 salaries and pension contributions we could save at a stroke.
Let’s get to it!
My bin man used to work for the council (public sector) now his job is contracted out, he works for a company doing the same thing. Is he working for the public sector or private sector?
Your bin man is working for the private sector.
His company, though, relies on taxpayers’ money to survive, and must therefore become more efficient or suffer (unless, as is often the case, it is run by ex council bin-managers who have extracted a nice rolling contract with annual increases from their mates in the council).
Result – you’ll get a worse bin collection service, but he’ll be on the dole while his boss carries on entertaining council staff at his Spanish villa.
13 years of socialism was great, wasn’t it?
(and yes, I am saying that most council services should be provided in-house – by consortia of councils if each is too small to manage a service effectively on its own, but we’re way past that after the Blair/Brown disaster).
The Paragnostic says:
So what is the difference?
What about the NHS IT contract? Or the navy’s new carrier fleet? All these are done by the efficient private sector!
Having worked on IT projects for the public sector in the past, I can honestly say that neither the IT companies nor the idiot public sector managers running them have a clue.
The only NHS stuff I did was on an email bridge, and the problem there came down to a lack of standardisation – one server set up to use the US character mapping wouldn’t talk properly to a server using the UK equivalent. Crap like that should always be sorted out in the planning stage, but the usual manner of handling public sector IT projects is to allow specifications and requirements to be changed willy-nilly throughout implementation, resulting in what might be politely termed a “bugger’s muddle”.
And don’t even mention the carriers – a total folly, with extremely poor contracts agreed by Labour which will cost us billions, just to appease the Jock parasites.
NHS IT contract?
Badly implemented, but more down to the NHS continually changing the goalposts than the parlous state of our subcontinental-infested IT sector.
Carriers?
Best ask Gordon about them – he’s the one that committed us to spending billions to benefit his parasitic countrymen.
So you agree, public sector is as good as private sector. What about MPs getting public sector pay and expense and moon lighting in the private sector?
Public sector is most emphatically not as good as private sector.
It is a matter of political choice whether services common to all are provided by the public or the private sector, but for goods and services that the consumer can choose to buy or not, the private sector is best, as it generates wealth rather than consuming taxation and returning only a fraction of that back to the economy.
Public sector provision is inherently inefficient, but may in some circumstances be better than having private companies set up by ex-public sector employees running inefficient contracts awarded to their friends.
That, I think, is my point…
The Paragnostic says:
I have worked in private sector as well as voluntarily (not for profit) sector but not in public sector. I cannot rate one about the other, the larger the organisation becomes more inefficient it becomes.
I was involved in bidding contracts from government, the problem as far as I understand is red tape and lack of motivation due to lack of pay. As some one put it “in public sector you have to written a report if someone farts”.
Just another thing, after a point by cutting the back room staff you make any organisation inefficient as their will not be enough man power to monitor and control what the front line staff are doing. Due to the size of public sector these cuts will make the services provided useless, it might be better to close some services than cutting it.
“lack of motivation due to lack of pay”
Now I know you’re taking the piss.
Lack of motivation for the lack of anything useful to do always seemed to me to be the problem, but then again I only used to get involved once they’d screwed things up.
Someone cannot tell the moral difference between extortion (government raises funds) and reciprocation (business raises funds).
Well said! What the private sector does is up to them. It’s the squandering of public money on such immoral practices that really hacks me off. I do hope that this EDM is successful in its aim.
Right on…
Problem with Unison is it is a public sector union – thus everybody pays their membership dues with taxpayers money ! Thus the taxpayer is totally funding their union ! Seem fair to private sector taxpayers – especially those who will suffer if they call a strike ?
Effectively we have here a taxpayer funded union ! The only answer is for any ‘member’ is to be compelled to do private sector tasks for at least 4 hours per week to pay for their union subscriptions. (Watch the membership fall if they have to do real work in a business enviroment !)
There is no difference employees are paid to do a job and they are allowed to have collective bargaining. Railways was public sector moved to private sector, still it is subsidised by taxpayers while few people make a lot of money out of it. There are lot of examples.
which is it: not true, or also happening in the private sector?
They’re not necessarily full time but in most cases union reps are allowed to perform union duties during working hours. Like coming round the workplace to threaten the workers their jobs if they don’t pay up their subscriptions.
And sitting in on disciplinary meetings to make sure the useless employees say the right things, and to prevent the sacking of said useless employees whatever the circumstances.
Do you really believe this happens “Like coming round the workplace to threaten the workers their jobs if they don’t pay up their subscriptions”?
Anonymous at 7:06 pm I notice that your posts are full of mis-spellings, breaches of syntax and grammar, and non-sequiturs. While acknowledging that it is easy to press the ‘submit’ button before having carefully checked what one has typed – and allowing for this, I come to the conclusion, Sir, that you are not only an idiot, but a singularly ill-educated idiot.
+1
‘I done him’: Killer’s ‘sick boast after stabbing schoolboy, 15, to death in street’
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http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-13370825
The PC Channel omits any identifying details…
Are you not embracing diversity, sir?
Just blacks acting their colour.
It’s in their culture. Celebrate it. Don’t you dare impose your Western Imperialist values on other cultures, you ray cycst!
Don’t worry I’ll be out on licence (to kill again) soon with a free house, benefits and a new identity.
If I had my way you would swing at the end of a rope upon conviction.
You can’t do that, it’s a breach of his yuman rights
The left have made it almost impossible to sack anyone these days. Especially in the public sector.
So in answer to your question, of course not. She would be able to sue the NHS for a fortune if she was sacked.
Not entirely so , you simply have to follow procedures.
1st offense : Bringing her hospital into disrepute by knowingly setting out to deceive people by false pretence.
2nd offense : running a consultancy business on the quiet and trading on her NHS status.
3rd offense : Using immages of a senior NHS employee, without their or the NHS’s prior approval , in running the consultancy.
An initial letter ref her conduct, followed up by two further meetings and letters , then straight termination.
Interesting to see how far the procedure they are – care to enlighten us, Fawkes ?
Are you sure, people are sacked from the public sector? Only reason she can sue and win is because what she is doing is legal.
Not true.
The process of sacking has to be followed to the letter, according to HR rules (many, many pages and full of pitfalls for the unwary.) One fullstop or comma in the wrong place could render the process invalid.
Then the errant employee has to be given every chance to improve, being monitored by a manager who usually has more than enough to do without nannying some useless lazy huhne.
She could easily be made redundant, if they decided that they would no longer offer paid posts to union officials. Abolish the job. They would of course have to offer her redeployment elsewhere, with retraining if neceesary. She could work as a nurse!
She’d struggle to work as a nurse unless she lost about 10 stones – so she’d be on the long term sick waiting for a gastric bypass and wasting another bed.
But which technique of Gastric Bypass?:
Roux en-Y (proximal)?
Roux en-Y (distal)?
Billroth II gastrojejunostomy?
I think we should be told!
Whichever one, better get a surgeon with long arms and a strong stomach – he’ll need it to operate on that bloater.
Given the choice, I think I’d prefer to be nursed by ‘The Blonde Beast of Belsen’ than the Grim Pill.
are you mad? she did not get to where she is today by working as a nurse!
Has whoever spelled ‘practice’ in the EDM with an s as in the verb been sacked yet?
They were probably taking advise from someone without an English license.
Probably using MS Word which has a US spelling default. Pity the drafters are too lazy to either change the format or learn how to spell in English properly rather than American.
Today’s two-hour debate will be led by the millionaire Tory MP Adam Afriyie, who wants to replace the expenses regime with a flat-rate system of allowances, which would see MPs paid thousands of pounds a year without having to produce receipts.
He is backed by Graham Brady, chairman of the Conservative backbench 1922 Committee, and by Tony Lloyd, chairman of the Parliamentary Labour Party.
Lots of Pilgrims Guido, have a look at Unison holiday camps/conference centres.
I know for a fact that taxpayers pay the salary of supposedly NHS employees who are actually full-time Labour councillor wannabees and NHS agitators (sorry, union reps). They certainly do NOT work for the NHS. Full benefits and pensions though. Funny that.
Actually, a criminal ban on “trade unions” would be a good start.
Your just a bad loser because you lost the Tory leadership and your super injunction is going to be revoked.
Billy Who works in the private sector, please comment.
See above.
Billy would probably say “hang her”
Has she done any worse than David Laws?
Why are you so worried about what Billy does?
He might be the boss of a multi national. Or a house husband.
I realise you’d like him to say he’s a cleaner at a hospital so you could point out a massive hypocrisy, but that’s not very likely now, is it?
Was the EDM written by your young Padawan, Guido?
FFS.
Sack the minger…… !!
That frigging face is offensive,like a bull dog chewing a wasp,and that ALONE is good enough reason to sack her in my opinion !
Somebody pissed in her gene pool!
She came out of the shallow end.
Sack the minger !
She’s so gross that even I wouldn’t go there – Jacqui and Harriet, yes (preferably at the same time with the cameras rolling) but this tug boat? No way, not even for a public sector pension……
When will Parliament spend taxpayers money wisely?
When everyone equally shares in the cost of Government.
When they stop paying people on dole to sit on their back side and make comments.
Am not on the dole so wont affect me,No tell me, what makes you want to follow up my every comment with the same lines? You dont fancey me do you?
I don’t fancy you. You make all these comments (some times reasonable and fair) for e.g. about this lady. You say you work in the private sector and go on about the public sector, still you spend all most all your time in this web site. So, what is the difference between you and her?
I dont get paid from taxpayers money!
Does it matter Billy. Consumers of what ever service your boss provide will be paying more to keep you or your co-workers could be paid more, if they are covering your work.
But they are not.
They are you are always on this site. Only other possibly is that you directly or indirectly work for the conservative party; they pay you to do this.
Nope.
So what type of job you do? I am sure every one will love to have a job like yours.
1: Its none off your buisness
2: If you must know then i work for friend running a small buisness
1) When you make all these comments about others you need to be open and whiter than white. Otherwise its not your business to comment on what other do.
2) Do you work for Guido then? You are always here and its a small business.
Billy, I think the anon fellow is a relation of that Aberdeen Scotch chap who was banned a few weeks ago.
At least the Scotch chap identified himself with a name rather than anon’s posting equivalent of telephone heavy breathing..
I thought that everyone agreed Billy is on benefits.
Sign you bounders.
Much more hopeful would be –
“Sign on you Pilgrims”
Who tabled this EDM?
We had one of these vipers at my workplace. She spent all day making trouble yet HR did nothing in spite of the fact that UNISON was not the largest union and that compared to many places working in a University was a joy compared with many palces. My Department effectively lost her “services”. Why UNISON weren’t told to go to hell I just don’t know and why the state should fund union officials who do nothing but stir things I just do not understand. If unions want full time officials they should bear the whole cost.
When I started Work as an apprentice in engineering 50 years ago I remember someone telling me that people who were no good at thier job became union officials.How true that piece of wisdom was .I”m glad I’m out of it.
I concur as in my experience in the majority of cases, though not all as there are worthy exceptions, Union reps are lazy bastards.
Usually fat alcoholics as well.
Shhhh – you’ll wake mine host!
There is hope, though – there’s a new stem cell treatment for knackered livers coming.
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/health/healthnews/8507356/Liver-repaired-with-stem-cells-taken-from-skin-and-blood.html
Charles Kennedy was last seen heading forMaryland….
How much money is being spent on these people??? We should sack them ALL now.
Guido is in battle with the trade unions and Ms Pilgrim is getting a taste of her own medicine. The whole episode tastes of bitterness.
I wonder whether she employs fully paid up union rep’s in her company ?
She probably employs herself as the rep
O/T A bit, But am suprised that Edward Milibands slapdown of Ed Balls seems to have gone un-noticed, At PMQS Edward Miliband told David Cameron to “Calm down dear”, This was 7 days after Ed Balls had called David Camerons use of the phrase “Patronising and Sexist”, This led to a few pieces in the Guardian and the looney left ( Yes Labourlist as well, but you knew that anyway)claiming the PM was sexist and therefore not fit to run the country, I have yet to find any pieces calling Edward Miliband Sexist.
Is this double standards?
It’s labour. Of course it is fucking double standards!
The bastards doubled the income tax on the poorest workers, whilst handing billion and billions of pounds to the fucking banks!
Then they have the gall to claim that the coalition is the banker’s poodle!
FFS!
Actully , Labour doubled the tax on the lowest paid workers to give people on the 22% rate a 2% cut (Up the workers!) , As for the banks the Tories supported the bail out (Wrongly in my view) , The current Tories are only slightly better than Gordon and co…. at the moment.
Labour also flooded the country with cheap immigrunt workers (and benefit-parasites), suppressing wages, job opportunities, job-security, affordable housing and other infrastructure opportunities (places in good schools, for example) for the lowest-paid.
Labour despise their core voters. And they want to get back in, so they can carry on as before.
Labour really are scum. Utter utter filth.
And you were a bigot according to Gorgon Brown
Ed Miliband telling Davy to “Calm down dear” was done to diffuse the storm in tea cup stirred up by the original episode. They’re all in in together! Didn’t you realise?
‘Defuse’ not ‘diffuse’.
Did you study English under Labour.
With that name, it is more likely he studied labour under the English.
In the future long after English has died out as a language , scholars studying ancient texts will conclude with justification that the word “Labour” must have meant “hypocritical fucking double standard bastards.”
Nurse Pilgrim can eat one more potato than a pig
As ny grandfather used to point out, an old draught mare that won’t pull its weight is useful only as dog food.
Well he was wrong.
That’s right, don’t forget glue…
This woman should not be a frontline worker, she is likely to harm patients especially ones who have turned blue.
Not an EDM?????!!!!!!
Oh my God!
I wonder if the owner(*) of the stethoscope got it back?
[(*) or the staff member who used it]
Will this be the same nice MPS that condone Brown milking the system and Laws getting away with fraud?
Can someone please run past me the justification for Gordon paying his brothers cleaning bill from the public purse. I maybe missed something but it does seem odd.
Everyone should stop by and look at the new gleaming new Unison palace just down from St. Pancreas. Just adding the final touches to the marble foyer.
♫ My first avowed intent to be a Pilgrim ♫, (sing in Unison).
See below
chuckle
While I support the cause, might your kind words of encouragement actually make it a little harder for MPs to sign?
Which MPs read this? Is Bowden a Milliband?
I’m sure I’m already on your nice list, but you only ever public stories about people on the bad list. You need better incentives. Keep up the good work.
Just to clarify your spelling error, is that meant to be pubic or publish? This blog has certain standards to which ee all try to keep.
* we (fat fingers again)
I am not one to say anything, but, she does look like a pig in knickers !
With apologies (OK, maybe not) to John Bunyan –
He who would reliant be upon the union,
Let him in mendacity spread all confusion.
There’s no impediment to the rest of us paying his rent
He’s socialist and bent – he is a Pilgrim.
Who so beset him round with work and all that
Won’t last past the first round – he is a fat cat.
No jobs disturb his night, he is a lazy shite
He knows he is in tight – he is a Pilgrim.
Like it Paragnostic – like it very much!
Sexist – you can’t do that nowadays! Make all the “hims” into “hers” and then it is OK… Otherwise excellent.
Still needs some work to scan properly, but it was only a 5 minute butchery job…
Being totally unreconstructed, I am perfectly happy to use the female form when I am describing villains, if it satisfies the PC brigade…
Good anti-Leibor vitriol
Here’s my added 3rd verse:
Since Lord Sugar dost defend, creeps with no merit,
Knowing such runts in the end, Lordships inherit
Two hundred quid a day, not a toss for Joe Bloggs’ pay
With Leibor night and day, our future was Grim!
I googled EDM 1799 and it was some toss about ’2 skint 4 school’ – do EDM’s not have unique ref no?
Selohesra, EDMs start from 1 in each parliamentary session. I suspect you were looking at an EDM from a previous year.
They start from 1 at the beginning of the new parliament. This probably hasn’t been found by google yet so its come up with one from a previous session.
I was forced to join a Union way back in 1974 and this practice was rife then, so nothing changes.
It wasn’t right then and still not right. Obtaining money by fraudulent means!
A bit like brother Laws shall we say?
The people running the NHS do not mind that they are paying for a union rep – it isn’t their money !
In th eprivate sector unions I have been members of – company usually agreed to give part time reps some time for meetings or to deal with incidents which referred to bargaining agreements (because it saved the companies from having to deal with loads of individual cases) but full time reps (when required) were fully funed by the Union from members subscriptions !
I am not totally anti union – just anti paying for someone elses union through my tax contributions.
What has Edward Miliband had to say over this?
Thqueak!
Thye thells thyea thyells on the thea thyore
The thyells that thye thyells are thyea thyells I’m thyure!
Oh dear. Here we again. I am busy helping John, he needs a dressing on his bunion. You are interfering with the Lord’s work. Miliband is not making progress with this Pilgrim. Shoo. Go away.
Shut up or we’ll send you to Slough (the despondency is natural, and even infected Betjeman).
This is nothing new. In 1969 I started work for Newcastle City Council and in my office we had a NALGO rep. Every morning at 8.55 off he would go to do his union duties and at 5.25 he would return to get his coat ready to go home. This happened every day for the 6 years I was there
It’s well known. There was one SWP member who was Lambeth NALGO branch secretary for many years – full-time, paid by the council. When his proper job received increments and upgradings, he got them. Then one day he was voted out and had to go back to his real job – which he had forgotten how to do.
Most council staff need retraining if they have a long lunch break, so that’s no surprise…
Was that not around the time that major Council corruption was exposed in the North east In the Polson Scandal?
T Dan Smith, John Poulson and a full cast of NE Labour heroes.
Money makes their world go around!
Newcastle still bears the scars of that episode, but they just voted the crooks back in on the toon council.
I once had a manager who had been promoted within the civil service three times. Throughout that time he had been a full-time union rep.
When he had to take the managerial position, he was utterly useless as he had no relevant experience for the job.
Everyone took the piss mercilessly.
Just thinking, If I claim tax payers money on expenses which Iam not entitled to say £40,000 can I claim the reason I did it was to protect my privacy, I won’t be doing it line my own pockets, I think if an mp can get away with it why can’t I, interesting defence for people fiddling benefits.
Just have to say ” I didnt pay tax ( as laid down by law) because i wanted to protect my private life” , I am sure every jury will clear you.
So long as you don’t mind taking a weeks holiday if you get caught !
Is she related to Jo Brand?
Possibly – but not by marriage.
My god she is one ugly mother fucker……….
Fantastic news!
After sorting out the Union parasites in the NHS, have a look at the same disgraceful arangements in local government.
We will be commenting on the same thing in 3 years time, our beloved PM Rusty Cameron the warmonger will still be dithering about what to do, as the uconned us are swept down the drain with a load of forgotten priorities.
‘That this house notes the existence of full time Trades Union officials whose salaries are paid by the taxpayer…’
And while we’re at it, we musn’t forget the MPs who we pay to do a full-time job but who manage also to make a living as lawyers, journalists, directors, consultants. Put all your energy into your day job lads and lasses. That’s what we pay you for.
I agree!
Piss off. You don’t even turn up and pretend to work.
If they’re out doing other work they’ve got less time to think up crappy new laws. Sounds like a win/win to me
Can the nurse advice me on my piles. Hemorrhoid cream is not working.
Pay to sort it out yourself Laws, you’ve got piles.
Oh well it’s “one Laws for one and one Laws for the other “
Ask your landlord to push them back in.
Come up and see me any time.
EDM 1799? I think not.
If you’re not accurate in getting a 4 digit number accurate how accurate are the rest of your postings?
If you were to look at the EDM databse on the Parliament web site, you would find EDM 1798, tabled yesterday, on “Future of the Side Gallery in Newcastle”.
Tomorrow, in all probability, it will show EDM 1799 just as Guido has listed above.
Check your facts.
Readers may recall that the pre-war Spanish anarcho-syndicalist union, the Confederación Nacional del Trabajo, had a million members and just one paid official, all the rest working voluntarily in their own time. Agree with them or disagree, but you have to respect them. If unions over here want to earn some respect they could take that as an example.
To compare the CNT with the Marxist infested rabble over here is a salutary history lesson. No wonder the Communists had them liquidated.
i would rather eat a dog turd than be a public sector person
i would draw the line at great dane though
Oh, go on. You know you want to.
Does she like a wet one? If so send me her telephone number.
Hope my MP Mr Raab signs this but I suspect he will, the fact that she is still employed to be a full time trouble maker makes me sick though.
This is where democracy falls flat. In a dictatorship, ‘Nurse’ Pilgrim would be pushed out the back of a plane at 30,000ft, mid-Atlantic, no parachute.
You could probably fit quite a few union officials in a Hercules.
she has the face of a labour minister’s wife
Jack Harman?
The hero of Grunwick?
Hence the sobriquet, ‘ Pig Grim’.
I’d be careful with calling them “Pilgrims”. Fans of Noel Edmonds’ Deal Or No Deal are also known by that name and may get upset be associated with the dirty business of work/unions/politics.
So the pilgrims who go to pray etc in the cathedrals better watch out then.
If they’re fans of Noel Edmonds. then they probably wouldn’t notice unless Nurse was late with the tea trolley, or the Custard Creams were missing…
Why is Laws saying sorry to the House of Commons? It’s not their fucking money he stole, it’s ours
Have a look at this link featuring the appalling Ms. Pilgrim – no mention anywhere that she’s actually a fully paid-up commie agitator. Fatah Nugli might be her muslim name too
http://www.nhsemployers.org/EmploymentPolicyAndPractice/staff-engagement/Staffengagementwebinars/Pages/Maintainingstaffengagementduringfinancialchallengeandorganisationalupheaval.aspx
Ugh!
Paged down to the next pair of
failed nurseshighly trained NHS manager types, and there’s one called Brendan Behan or something who’s just as fugly as Pilgrim…Are they actually using English to describe this stuff?
It seems to be incoherent, disjointed, random words loosely joined together.
That’s what they go on all those training courses for – as 1984 showed and the public sector parasites have continued to emphasise, debasing language leads inevitably to a debasement of thought.
Love the innovation of making managers sit at the same table as workers- that’s really going to encourage a free and open exchange of ideas…
What the FUCK is going on with Libya? Why are we getting involved in this shit? I saw Newsnight last night and Paxman was going on about the “west’s lack of action over Syria”
So fucking what? Why don’t mongs like Paxman ask why China, Russia, Brazil, Iran, India and North Korea ever get involved in these things? No wonder the get richer as we get poorer
Talking to the converted here, old son. There’s a dozen open goals for Cameron and co, sorting out union abuse like this, stopping the unions getting taxpayers money to give to the labour party, cutting local goverment… But what do they do , go and get involved in a fight where both sides are a no no.
Agreed
Libya is ‘TOTAL’ war man ! Like right out there !
Well you can have a free holiday in Lampedusa now, if you can get there
A Toast to the Rebels Fina Elf.
Fine health Geddit?
@Guido
Do you have a link to that EDM ‘cos I can’t find the relevent one.
What does Gordon plan to tell his audience in Vegas? The economic collapse started in America? I don’t think that will go down well with an American audience.
It was Thatcher’s fault. We spent thirteen years from 1997 till 2010 clearing up all the Tory mess and we left behind a er, er, um a Socialist Utopia.
As a matter of genuine interest, how many of her laws did they actually change?
Two. Or was it 12,113,746 ??
You fucker Fawkes
Her naughty son Scott is no better.
I will bring my brand of luck to Las Vegas.
CNN
“And that top story again.
A simultaneous earthquake and tornado ripped apart The Strip, demolishing hotels and causing mayhem and death on a biblical scale.
Experts are unable to explain…”
That sounds like Wembley tomorrow evening…
See she’s a fat bloater then.
Nice to see that the Nazi’s are alive and well in the German judicial system as the Nazi murderer John Demjanjuk is found guilty and sentenced to 5 years then released because he is an old man of 91
well at least we can all take comfort ,that he has lived a long active life which he can now live out with the other Nazi’s that Gremany protect
instead of ending up on the end of a rope with his colleagues back in 1945
Fuck off you vindictive little shit – it’s 60 years ago, and most of the world didn’t give a shit then either.
I don’t give a shit now, either.
I give a shit you odious fucker. Totally in character though you really are an obnoxious wanker.
Oh look – it’s the anonymous wanker.
Wondered how long it would take you to add your groat’s worth – maybe if you looked into the facts you might think Demjanjuks treatment over the last couple of decades has been one of vindictiveness on the part of those who live off the suffering of the past, such as Wiesenthal’s successors. 8 years in jail after being misidentified, followed by this latest piece of showtrial – fuck you if you think that’s justice.
Fuck you and your ilk you nazi sympathizer
you deserve the same treatment your peers got at Nuremberg
Nazi sympathiser?
Far from it – bunch of bloody socialists.
I’m just sick of c’unts whingeing about something that happened before I was born and having it rammed down my throat at every opportunity. Especially when they make a living out of it.
So some people died – get over it, it was a long time ago.
Fuck the 4X2′s. They bring it on themselves.
They are just crying because the easy cash cow and easy get out of jail card for them known as the ”Holo you know what” is coming to an end and the next generations of us GOY are starting to call them out on their bullshit in the ”Chosen Land” they went and stole.
they went and stole ! are you an immigrant ?
Little shit? i’m a nineteen stone ex rugby player who would quite easily “tear you a new one” little guy !
19 stone? you’ll take a long time to cook in the oven.
I’d love you to try !
Oooh! Fancy a dance, big boy?
Seriously, though, why post that shit here? You know youll only get wound up by me and abused by various others…
Even for the children?
Ho hum.
Is anybody here pixillated enough to believe that the politicians with whom we are blessed will do anything at all about this except huff and puff (if they can be arsed)?
Anyway, any saving thus made would only burn a hole in Dave’s pocket until he’d given it away some foreigner. Any foreigner.
Workaz ov da wurld unight! Powa 2 da unyonz!
You defected to Solidarity, Bob?
Or too much Zobrowa on your cornflakes again?
Crap crap crap. Sack them all- I’m self-employed, and don’t want to be paying for her bloody perks, thanks very much. If you want to be in a union, you should pay to do it. Full stop.
NUR – National Union of Royals. Not known for striking, except several centuries ago against the Welsh and the Scots.
“That is to give the Rally Against the Debt an hour of your time on Saturday morning in Westminster. Guido will be taking to the soapbox and wants to see as many co-conspirators there as possible…”
I will be there Guido, and please can you be discrete and return my dildo before you take to the soapbox,and do the decent thing and replace the batteries.
Thank you darling
discrete: of several, or in more than one, parts.
discreet: confidential, not advertised, subtle.
All of the taxpayers money should be paid back, and for as long as it has been going on. Unions listen and pay up, your robbing the tax payer.
While indeed you may “not need no doctor” (questionable that), it is clear you are in desperate need of an English lesson. “You’re” not “your”.
I will never vote for any of the big three again they are all vermin ,
scum who steal off the very people they claim to represent
i wish each and every one of them a long slow painfull death
TONIGHT at the Flamingo
For one night only!
The world’s greatest Elvis Impersonator.
GORDON BROWN
sings his greatest hits in his white Elvis jumpsuit.
1. Malicious minds
2. Heartbreak ment-al
3. Blue loon
4. Love my PFI tender
5. Are your loans due tonight?
6. Return to spender
7. {Tony Blair} Always on my mind.
8. Coup suede shoes
9. Jailhouse Jock
10. {I’m} tutti frutti
Strictly ticket only from the office of SarahandGordon Brown.
$10 admin fee / ticket
No refunds.
And for an encore – “Can’t Help Failing in Life”, perhaps?
Or “I just can’t help being heathen “
…and finally, No I don’t want you to be my teddy bear as I now have two new ones on the Liebore front bench.
Might I suggest that everybody write to their MP asking them to support this EDM and if they are unwilling to do so, to explain why not?
Would make interesting reading.
Who would true valour see,
Let him come hither;
One here will constant be,
Come wind, come weather.
There’s no discouragement
Shall make her once relent
Her first avowed intent,
To be a Pilgrim.
Whoso beset her round
With dismal stories
Do but themselves confound;
Her strength the more is.
No blogger can her fright,
She’ll with an employer fight,
But she will have a right
To be a Pilgrim
Guido Fawkes, nor EDM,
Can daunt her spirit:
She knows, she at the end
Shall cash inherit.
Then fancies fly away,
She’ll fear not what men say,
She’ll (New) Labour night and day
To be a Pilgrim.
I think mine was funnier, but then again I only spent 5 minutes on it.
See above for how to butcher a hymn properly.
Being someone who is totally up themselves you would though. Wanker!
Oooh! Get her!
fuck off tat
Tat? I’m far more offensive than that amateur – it winds soft c’unts up a treat.
(scruffle) (ting) KRRAAWWKK!!! (squeetle) GETAROOM! (monkeynut)
A man buys a parrot from a South London pet shop.
When he gets it home, all it will say is “Oi – Im from Milwall and hard as fuck!”
After a few weeks of this, he decides to put a kestrel in the cage too. The next morning, the parrot is on his perch, merrily chewing on bits of kestrel.
The next day, he tries a sparrowhawk, with similar results.
Finally, he puts a golden eagle in with the parrot, and comes down the next morning to find the eagle dead, but with the parrot sitting featherless on the perch.
“What happened?” he asks the parrot.
“Had to take my coat off for that big c’unt!” says the parrot.
O/T but it made me snigger.
http://news.scotsman.com/aberdeen/Disgraced-councillor-fined-for-39cruising39.6765505.jp
Makes a change from all the gayers I suppose.
Didn’t he read the news? The correct defence is “I was going to my favourite chippy/pizza joint/kebab shop, and happened to accidentally drive through the area”.
Think it was Sheffield that a councillor used that one…
Well, he was Vice Convenor… just doing some homework, preparing his briefs… looking into the boxes…
I will spit in her face next time i see her.
Don’t fancy yours much!
The one eyed mong at his best.
What a cnut.
Honestly, I must have seen this 20 times by now, but each time I enjoy it as much as the first!
Jesus wept, has the boss eyed mong been sectioned yet?
It will take a lot more redemption acts to make some of the MP’s nice rather than naughty Guido by merely signing 1 EDM.
One thing I do not get is why we need unions AND health and safety AND an employment tribunals AND a commission on human rights. Do they not do the same thing, i.e. protect us against exploitation?
And, if the government is so benevolent, why does the public sector need union representation to protect them?
In case Fatcher comes back !!!! Doh !!!!!
I would simply say to you that, just like Tony B£iar, Mad, Bad & Dangerous Gordon McRuin, Harridan Harmanhater, Red Ed and Ed Balls, Shallow Chancer, I am a regular kind of guy and am a regular kinda guy.
A- Liar-ster Campbell you must be so proud.
http://graphics8.nytimes.com/images/2007/01/16/world/16bagh2.600.jpg
Guido, put him in the cross-hairs……………….. Please
Yay Sky News’ Jeff Randall is doing a bit on the Rally against the debt, unlike the BBC of course zzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Well played H*rry , Mark Pack is a prick and lives on another planet.
Get the VT , Make the Libs look as bent as they are!
Jeff Randall to Martin Durkin (first words)
“So what would you get rid of”
Durkin “The BBC”
Fucking right on.
You missed Neo-Guido on the BBC, looks a bit fat tho, must follow in Guidos shoes….
http://i.telegraph.co.uk/multimedia/archive/01421/bob_crow_1421367c.jpg
I asked my mincing MP, “Andy” Slaughter, how many “Pilgrims” there are in his consituency (Hammersmith).
Of course he couldn’t be arsed to answer.
I wonder how he will vote on this EDM?
Where’s my right to recall my MP?
I shall personally take full responsibility for this and then sack the person responsible for this!
Gordon Brown the one eyed twat that keeps on giving
Inviting Brown to speak on the eve of Friday the 13th is just asking for trouble.
Question Time will be a hoot tonight. Vince Fable, David “Fast track my nanny’s passport” Blunkett and Max “Nazi Dominatrixes” Mosely are on the panel.
I have just finished giving David
Every pennyies worth
of his £40,000 Fuck Fund !
Don’t look unless you have a strong stomach !
http://graphics2.snopes.com/photos/risque/graphics/prolapse_small.jpg
Which MP’s are likely to sign this motion.
There won’t be many labour one’s they are nearly all generously bankrolled by the unions.
The only motion Prescott can do is his one first thing in the morning on the crapper.
My flat only has one bedroom David !
But you can rent my box !
All this scrolling down – all I wanted to do was call her an ugly, lumbering, porcine troll
Tsk.
The text confuses ‘practice’ (n) with ‘practise’ (v).
The EDM deserves to crash on that alone.
Quite so Charles, but had you bothered to read through comments you might have noticed that that point was suitably covered quite some time ago. So please stop wasting our time.
Fatty Charles Clarke and Charles “Make mine a triple” Kennedy are on Brillo’s show tonight.
Clearly, Charlie not in any position to make it to The Brillow Show, so Little David Steal (sic) a late substitute was wheeled out in a very fetching (I fetched up straight away) brown chalkstripe, circa 1975 and a tie to die for from The Multicoloured Swap Shop!!!!
Just for balance, Michael in a green sateen shirt and shiny black trews with a telltale even shinier spot (down a bit, yes! there!) and Charles Clarke in fawn, with designer (even more sic) stubble.
Had to switch off.
Question Time’s from Sheffield. That guarantees a balanced studio audience!
There never was, and there never will be, anything balanced about the biased beeb.
Like militwit they’re a dying breed who still believe in that mythical beast ‘the miniscule progressive minority’.
Unfortunately even the present coalition government is still allowing taxpayers money to be funnelled to the failed beeb for the beeb to keep trying to perpetuate this fairytale.
The BBC is like fucking Aids, once you’ve got it youl’ll never be rid.
They’re dying one ignored TVLA demand at a time.
A memo written by a senior intelligence officer to the Chilcott enquiry states that the famous Dodgy Dossier was put together specifically to make the case for war. In his evidence to Chilcott, Alistair Campbell specifically stated that it wasn’t.
Seems that Campbell was telling porky-pies. Is anybody remotely surprised?
Link;
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/middleeast/iraq/8510134/Iraq-inquiry-Alastair-Campbell-misrepresented-purpose-of-WMD-dossier-former-military-intelligence-chief-says.html
Funny the BBC don’t want to talk about it.
Perspective, dear boy, perspective.
Just because a drunken Bury supporting maniac orders you to embellish the facts for his masters masters’ purposes doesn’t make that man a liar for saying otherwise – he might have been mentally ill at the time and not remember things correctly.
I think A-Liar-ster Campbell supports Burnley actually, not that if fucking matters, but I like to be a font of knowledge.
My bad – both shitholes, but Bury has the better market
He’s a dingle..not welcome down the M65 at Ewood !
No weapons of mass destruction. no chances of anything reaching us with 45mins. A dossier that really was sexed up.
It really was written by alastair and bliar. bliar and alastair really did lie. Which means we really did go to war on a lie. And that the death of Dr David Kelly really is laid fairly and squarely at alastair’s and bliar’s door.
When’s the criminal trial?
Is it a year since this fucking mong was in power? For all Cameon’s faults (he has many) no one can be upset that this fuckwit Brown was removed from power.
Typical Labour audience on Question Time. And the way Dimbleby just interrupted Anna Soubry to say “I’ve heard that a hundred times” was disgracefully partisan.
QT is a joke tonight,it’s so tribal why not just get the lions in and have done.
No, no. It’s the Conservatives that are ruthless, calculating and tribal.
We don’t really want to deal in the truth.
It’s not that they don’t want to.
It’s just that they don’t!!
“Breaking News” is the only truthful thing broadcasted by news 24.
It is disgusting to see how left wing question time now is Shame on the BBC
That James O’Brien is such a prat.
Typical BBC audience.
Is that Hunt O’Brien a Beeboid ?!!!
No just a Hunt, but obviously trying his best to jump on the Beeboid gravy train.
Some twat mentioning Keynes as though the silly old sod wasn’t discredited years ago…
Who’s the smug prick Liebore cheerleader?,he’s getting right on my tits.
James
Nob BrainO’Brien. LBC radio presenter, ex-public school boy, expelled for waccy baccy. Large ego, small circle of friends.Anyone who has a beard in media is suspect
Listen to Frank Lampard absolutely buries James Nobbrain
http://www.lbc.co.uk/frank-lampard-vs-james-obrien-7799
A few more BBC slagging texts getting through on 155!
Yes, showed his true colours right there!
Good text:
My wife, long since complained about my moaning about the BBC bias, can no longer believe how they get away with it. There has been a step change within the BBC, they no longer even try to hide it. A whole year now they have actively worked against the government – and against our futures.
Anyone out there fancy a bunk up, doggy fashion ??
Only if you feel your way round.
The dossier WAS sexed up and A Campbell (ex exotic p0rn FICTION writer extraordinaire) was telling porkies.
In the interests of fairness the British Broadcasting Corporation (failed) says that A C is denying it on Twatter. Well he would wouldn’t he?
Does the British Broadcasting Corporation (failed) have even the slightest connection with reality?
What ? ‘Twisted-mouth’ lied to you ? About a war ? Ended up killing women and children ?
Well, I never,,,,, seems nothing has changed
Well, the BBC really have pushed the boat on Question Time this week.
The audience seems to be dotted with rowdy lefties shouting out over Anna Soubry and Vince Cable, they just can’t finish a point.
And the other 75% seem to be the usual lefty/pinko rent’a'mob bussed in from the local universities and unions.
And you watched it?
I went and had a wank
Dimbers seems to have a new brief since he was passed over for the Royal Wedding comentary.
He has, at the age of 72 (he says) come out – as a complete leftie tosser.
The days of free speech are clearly over when a chair(wo)man can let rip on the guests. Shameful.
Anna Soubry is quite MILFy.
I think you mean GILF
What’s she got to do with the Government Information Licensing Framework ?
http://www.gilf.gov.au/
now there’s an unfortunate acronym if ever I heard one.
Apparently you can get a gilf license from the australian government:
http://www.gilf.gov.au/gilf-licence
I applied for one, but got rejected on the grounds that I’m neither a woman, nor someone that blokes would like to f…
GILFy, surely – check the neck!
She is quite nice and husky, but I still prefer la Teather…
Can only be the attraction of resting your pint on her head, surely.
What would you know ?
your a chutney fairy !
Sorry, David, I don’t play that way.
Back to your landlord, naughty boy.
Absolutely golden text just shown on Ceefax 155: “I assume the programme will end tonight with singing The Red Flag”.
Ooooh, I do hope so !!
Opposition: Where thieves turn to saints!
Another golden text: “The audience reflect the reason the country went bust. Too many looking for a handout.”
+1
Dimblebollocks really is being a useless lefty c’unt tonight.
Can noone see his bias?
I blame the cretins that fund it.
This QT is like the Labour Sheffield Rally.
How do the BBC get away with it ?
‘Cos all those mongs shell out £142.50 every year with nowt much more than a grumble.
Try £145.50, now pay up or we’ll send the fucking goons round!
I’m sh*tting myself.
Good!
An make sure you tell us your name, date of birth, where you live, how long you’ve lived there and if you have any electronic appliances in your home.
And we want a full list!
If however you choose to ignore us and supply us with no information because we’re just a private company and have no powers at all.
We can do fuck all to you, so make sure you stay in touch Mr Duh.
Just requires Kinnochio to appear from behind the curtain like Oz!
That little prick in the audience screeching about health learnt his Labour briefing paper well. Might be worth digging to find out if he really was in hospital recently.
Look Ma! I’m on top of the world!
He looked a lot older to be in a childrens part of a hospital, another point 350 nurses and 10% will get jobs, remember 3 years ago all those trainee doctors with know where to go, sometimes I wonder.
My text about Labour’s PFI contracts was shown.
Must have been an error on the part of the BBC, they like Liebore are deficit deniers. WE have hundreds of billions of off book debts thanks to the one eyed mong.
That’s Labour investment
aka cloud funding
Hello I’m a sanctimonious c’unt and all I do is review video games and films for a living. Why the BBC think I’m qualified to be on question time is beyond me!
I was originally kicked off “The Wright Stuff” after two years for being a c’unt. Frank Lampard said I was a c’unt for calling him “weak” and “scum” on a live radio show. And Kay Burley said I was a c’unt too after a heated exchange with her on SKY news. Many people from Ampleforth College in North Yorkshire where I was educated have come forth to say I was a fucking sanctimonious c’unt there too.
So there you go, my career in a nut shell.
The Twits on Twitter love him.
To be fair, he does have to pay them though.
Many pople have built a successful career based entirely on being a sanctimonious c’unt.
Have you ever thought of becoming a politician?
You wont believe this but I’m a Jaffa…….
http://bit.ly/jj2MYq
You come from Yorkshire and you look like William Hague
Looks like Hague senior will need a super injunction !
Oh dear, why did I read that as butt injection? Where is my nearest Specsavers?
C’unt.
Once again, thank you for watching the well-balanced, unbiased and fairly Chaired QT programme tonight. It was out pleasure to do Liebour’s work for them.
A job well done.
A c u n t is a nice thing and has a use, you can’t say that of the BBC.
Thank you very much, tell Dimblebollocks the checks in the post.
But the money’s good, we get to spout hot air and a ride in limo home.
Not watched QT for 6months, I see it’s so biased they are not bothered anymore about being biased, get a backbone rusty cameron the warmonger and sell off the BBC.
Ditch the EU, bring the troops home and secure the borders.
Yeah right! Just as soon as i’ve sorted out IPSA.
Next week’s from Wormwood Scrubs. So another Labour audience then.
They’ll be soiled for choice.
I think Thor needs ‘P’ please Bob.
Thanks Bob, I needed that!
Nah – Thor needs a Þ please Bob….
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Charles Fatty Clarke on Brillo’s show. And the leggy Cheryl Gascoigne.
With a pathetic contribution from that horrible small-minded opportunist Rhona Cameron. Eugh!
Cheryl Gascoigne, right.
She wants the press to only tell the truth. OK.
You’re an ugly bitch, Cheryl.
You are only in the public eye BECAUSE you married that idiot Gazza.
You are an ugly bitch.
You only nearly lost your house (paid for BECAUSE you were married to Gazza) because you CHOSE to go to court.
And, you are an ugly bitch, with stretch marks on your lips.
Own up. How many of the whining winnies here bleating endessly on about the BBC pay their licence fee?
Not me, for a start – never have and never will.
I thus have the satisfaction of knowing that it’s not my money they’re wasting.
But it is supposed by law not to be biased – and it clearly isn’t. We cannot have an entity funded by extortion acting consistently on the side of the Left without it annoying some of us…
Not me either, not paid them a penny in two years now and continue to do so forever!
Me too. Last time I paid was in 1982 – and that was by accident as somebody else picked up the form and went (unasked) to the GPO on my behalf.
Gazza was rather foolish to let Sheryl go. She’s deliciously milfy.
The huhne let himself go!
Hi Thor. Stop beating me at the box office.
Sorry about that FF5 it’s my hammer you see, it’s power is just unstoppable and my Nordic golden locks will finish the job off and top any other film out there.
Not for long, matey!
Animation is the future.
So long pirates.
If I was released today in 3D, I’d destroy all of you.
Bastard, I have no powers against Johnny Depp and his pirate like dark dreadlocks, I’m afraid now my days are very much numbered.
Hey Thor. Fancy a date?
“what thor”
Ed Miliband – “I’m Thor”
Unions – “And you’re going to be a lot sorer if you don’t get Scotland back, you gimp.”
you misherd it was “Ime sore ” (after labour mayoral rally on old compton street pub crawl)
The God of War rode out one day upon his favourite filly.
“I’m Thor”, he cried.
His horse replied: “You forgot your thaddle thilly”.
David Steel on this week looks like a 70′s throwback
“Go back to your constituency and prepare,
to have a wash ” you feckin tramp !
Brillo finished his programme with a reference to the Danny Alexander farting story.
Ohhh the fickle hand of fate and how it unjustly passes over one whilst a known fraudster gets 7 days suspension .I think I know what a superinjunction feels like
. What an odd experience that was , I dont why but blogging is so much easier , apperently I upset the boom limits (or was it my critique of said organisation) .I will say this it is mentally more challenging than this hobby .
there were more plants red herrings and bawlers than you could shake a stick at . miracle election wasnt won by monster raving loon party .
In total disbelief what i witnessed , would have had right old go at Labours virgin polyclinics .
fell off chair when Caroline Spelman annouced new white paper on ecosystem protections and fisheries debate got some proper knowledge ,Take back that i thought it green polices were mirage (I was seriously impressed ,if its true will be be a step in right direction ), well done Ms Spelman and Farmer Paice (making sign of cross ).
Dont know what to make of it , panzers being replaced with smiley coop symbol just hope happy land doesnt become zombie drone fest , if that is what is on .I contemplated alternative ,perhaps it is like gardening after all . We shall see .
its like being happy as you cant remeber being angry , which somehow must be flawed .
Anyhow no point in moaning deal appears to be done , fraudsters ,millionaires on cocktails and busted ordinary tax payer in decade long sorrow story, funny old world .
I think Ill have one last pop on cranners and then leave it to new generation to make it up with free extra strength horlicks ,until it kicks off in EU or minarete opression turns horrid .Other than that its kick the telly till next general election.
perhaps free fins bloke was better looking (its almost too shakesperian to comment on the pen being mighter than the sword ) .
Time I did some other things i think .(slightly sad tiddles)
That could have been an interesting post had it been coherent and readable. A James Joyce fan might appreciate it.
Some speak from the heart, others don’t have one!
Two bottles of wine job
In an anteroom at the Hague waiting for his trial to begin.
http://i.telegraph.co.uk/multimedia/archive/01893/tony-blair_1609386_1893595c.jpg
What’s the betting that Kazakhstan’s opposition leaders will find themselves in prison or worse ere long?
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/finance/commodities/8510797/Glencores-7.6bn-Kazakh-business-under-threat.html
The current president is obviously not Glencore’s partner in this typically jolly post-Soviet tale of freedom and the growth of international
Judacapitalism.Get a grip.
I’m not pissed, I don’t need to hold on.
Ahhhh …. that’s better.
I do nay need ta hoold et
i jus piss in ma pants ya see
iz only a wee, wee wee !
An EDM!
It’s just one scoop after another here.
If the tension of these scoops is getting to you why not bog off to the sheer boredom of the manyLiebore blogs, your not forced to visit here and comment.
Cranners appears to be unavailable !
Let me say this on Mr Laws and vinces sounding , whilst others have perhaps done worse and still occupy there seat untroubled or collar unfelt , this one even if managed with best PR will be symbolic ,in that it signals special benefit and simoultainious public disregard ,for the sake of bending coalition politics. Cameron will catch Cleggitis .Mr Laws I am sure up until the wide hitting expenses scandle , was decent and capable MP.
The disregard, is that most of the public are expecting a line to be drawn in the sand ,that not only is scottish football violence unacceptable , but that holding high public office carrys a degree of respect that is enforceable .
This action cannot be read in enough ways as to make it plausible ,given what has happened . I wont list the detail possibilities ,even if new lagging homes idea has some flaws , but you tell me , a man resigns , is found guilty , admits it and then gets similar job . Cillitbang and the credibility is gone , goodwill consumed in one early internal gesture ,it will be like a vicky pollard running sore hoping to better in the fixed 4 yrs.
I bet if you do any poll on it will be as good as NO to AV ,God knows what party members will make of it .
Do keep us updated on Pilgrim’s Progress, please, Guido!
Mister Littlejohn on form this morning:
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/debate/article-1386482/Never-mind-Question-Time–PMQs-come-Scrubs.html
Has Nurse Pilgrim got a brown nose and how far up St George’s Hospital management arses has she crawled, because she is still there?
Is she the reason that their Chief Executive resigned and left on the same day last Friday?
We need to know if St George’s are doing a cover up. Find out Guido please!!!!!
As of this morning, Friday 13 May 2011, we hereby declare the Labour Party to be officially dead. Deceased. No more. It has ceased to be. A non-party. It’s kicked the bucket, it’s shuffled off its mortal coil, run down the curtain and joined the bleedin’ choir invisible!!
It is an ex-party.
Any word on whether any disaster has struck Las Vegas since Gordon’s visit?
O/T the McCann’s have asked Call me Dave to get Scotland yard
the day after when all the papers carry the story
Mrs McCann launches a book
i mean how does that look ?
I hate the McCanns with a passion. They’re a truly loathsome couple. And I can’t believe that twat Clarence Mitchell is still their spokesprick.
Horribly harsh. Pity them.
They spent public donations given in goodwill on a widescreen tv and mortgage payments. They can suck on it.
Bad. And then theres the media blitz thats been going on all week- DailyMail, radio4.
But I’m starting to think it is actually that she wants the publicity to find her daughter.
Who apparently Mrs McCann “can feel” is still alive. Which sounds way beyond any logic I can fathom. is there anyone religious round here who would think its not bordering on a delusion?
If she doesnt get publicity noone will do anything. The Portugese are covering up
The McCann’s abandon their kids then blame everyone else! Where’s the f*cking responsibility? Theirs and theirs alone. They were guests in a Country where children are revered not regarded as occasionally inconvenient trophies. They’ve since forged a career at the expense of any half-wit donor and have come to enjoy a lifestyle in the spotlight. Spongeing f*cking media junkies. Of course they have to “feel” that poor Maddie’s alive – if she’s dead the money dries up! Maddie’s long gone and judging the conduct of her parents, she’s better off out of there. What a bunch of c*nts. Wake-the-f*ck-up-and-smell-the f*cking-coffee!
I remember her visit to the pope and asking him to bless a photo of her daughter, which he did by waving his hand over it and thus bestowing his holy powers on it. And of course that’s worked miracles. Oh, wait…
Call me Dave Wrote them a letter yesterday
So today they gave it to the Sun and published it for the world to see
letters are private !
See – they’re just a bunch of c*nts
Question Time outdid itself last night for bias. When the Tory on the panel tried to make the point that Labour’s cuts would only be £1 less for every £8 of cuts, Dimbleby interrupted to say “I’ve heard that 100 times” which was met with applause and whooping by the audience.
Oh dear Oh dear
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/8511191/Council-charges-children-2.50-to-use-playground.html
Get a fuckin grip Dave !
You won’t find any sympathy around here.
Jane’s made it to Wikepedia!