Calamity Chris
Chris Huhne has a track record of both dishonesty and blaming minions:
His career depends on one former aide and the size of the papers’ cheque-books. No doubt Huhne will be fighting these allegations with “the simple sword of truth and the trusty shield of British fair play” though.















I’ve always thought this, and his latest antics didn’t create my opinion of…
What a prat.
What a shit Huhne is. No wonder no one likes him.
Blimey!
Guido is on Planet Rock news re: the Twitter injunctions furore
He sounds absolutely bloody knackered
Been burning the candle at both ends, old chap?
whatever he’s been up to Mrs. Fawkes has a very big bunch of flowers.
Both appear dishonest to me.
Time for a purge in wiping Lie Dems off the political map. It appears they do not have any values above their desire for power of government.
Who would be stupid enough to enter a coalition setting out party policy that would not be compromised and then agree to put Lie Dem ministers in charge of the dept where they could not oppose their own policy?? Answer: Clegg and Cable on tuition fees. Political stupidity.
Their desire for power of government overrode every other consideration. Including what their supporters might think. They got less of the vote at the last election and got hammered last week and they still do not care about their supporters. Political suicide.
When is Laws to be investigated by the police? When is Clegg going to refer him for investigation?? Clegg was going to clean up politics- no more broken promises. When is Laws going to be investigated??
Cameron call an election for god sake!!!
Just another useless lying, fiddling stupid politician who has a wrong opinion on everything other than what we want. An EU referendum, no more foreign aid, especially to Pakistan, stop mass migration and get rid of the Human Rights Act so we can deport criminals. Simples……… exept to our weezil politicians. The Tory led coalition has had a year and where are we on these subjects? No where. More broken promises from Camerhoon.
Chris Huhne is morally bankrupt how dare he think he is a fit and proper person to represent me. NOT IN MY NAME
Coalition Politics, Rule 83
Wagging your finger at the Prime Minister in cabinet will get you a sympathetic and gentlemanly response.*
*Any subsequent criminal conviction for perverting the course of justice is purely coincidental.
Someone should be able to check the camera and picture taken and then verify against stories of where they were and at what times. Jail them. Then investigate Laws. While you are at it the police need to investigate Campbell who got off lightly from Lyons with his Dolphin Square scam and the taxpayer remains out of pocket, Lie Dem thieving scum. We need more independent police investigations. Politicians were quick to react over phone hacking shite. Go on sort out the House of Corruption.
Like others who were using cocain* and p*ostitutes, he might have done it when he was young. So why don’t you excuse him as well? Is it because he is LD and not a Tory.
What Snow and Tarts?
And these two schoolboys are in the cabinet. Jesus wept.
The bloke is an utter c u n t.
End of.
Hune really is a HOON !
What a cock-you wouldnt buy a second hand car off that toss-pot
Blaming underlings…….My moral compass means I am thoroughly disgusted by this tactic
Throw a phone at him!
Better yet…a printer.
Dont encourage my hero…he’s moved onto photocopiers now
Bad idea. he’s bound to break the glass.
By sitting on it?
Are you taking pills? The public has a right to know..I demand to know in my capacity as a fearless jouno
Bum-ole it was sue’s fault you bum-ole
What Marr said
Please dont campaign for us again Gordon, we’re in crisis
AND the author of that document was—–a lesbian by the name of carina trimingham-but she gave up being a lesbian when huhne got a sniff of power-a lovely couple
Looking at him, he wouldn’t immediately strike you as a man who could convert a lezzer to the church of cock.
He surely got a sniff of something!!
“Trimingham had worked on Huhne’s campaigns for the Liberal Democrat leadership in 2006 and 2007
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chris_Huhne
So those two huhnes are the ones who dreamed up the Calamity Clegg phrase and put out all the lies. You know I feel sorry for Clegg now.
Guido, get the bastard!
I’m waiting for you Chris. In the shower block.
I did not have normal sexual relations with that woman!
Please answer the question Mr Quango, did you or did you not have sexual relations of any kind with that wowan?
The Limp Dems are writing the longest suicide note in political history. Sound familiar?
What a lying hoon!!
Huhne would have given Cameron a proper run for his money if he’d become leader, don’t you think? Very unpleasant bastard.
Guido – just seen you on Sky giving the slimy slippery representative of “m’learned friends” /the wretched Mr Boulton a damned good run around.
My dear old chap you didn’t seem your usual spritely self. More forlorn and palely loitering I do hope that Mrs Fawkes hasn’t been hitting you again. I fear the worst. Do remember the Readership are always there to make supportive noises.
Probably recovering from the night before, all this celebrating
And Camoron is giving these clowns *more* leeway in Government??
FFFFFS.
Man, rope, enough, give, etc. must be tucked away in the plot somewhere!
Christ, I hope so.
The public can be very fickle. Support for the tories is there but still is fairly soft. Cameron would need a very very strong case to screw the lib-dems.
So this is why they need to give the lib-dems a shit load of rope with which to hang themselves. Anything that is not 200% justified would be spun by the liberals and labour and ad infinitem by the BBC as evil, tribal, ruthless tories shafting those poor innocent lib-dems. Poor sensitive lambykins that they are.
On the face of it Mr Huhne appears to be a bare-faced liar. If so, one doesn’t just become a liar, one is instinctively a liar. I wonder does anyone know what he was like at school; was he known for spreading malicious gossip about other pupils and then lying when he was found out?
Good to see Guido being Clegg’s bum boy by running round smearing his enemies.
Meanwhile bbc R4 featuring back to back stories about how plucky limp dims are forcing nasty babee eating tories , to ammend the (jointly approved) health service reform legislation.
BBC also reporting how last weeks’ election results have dramatically strenghened the limp dims position in the coalition govt.
the bbc, bias is in our genes.
You do have to admire their shameless anti-Tory propaganda in some ways, I wouldn’t mind it at all if I didn’t have to pay for these vermin
You don’t have to. I’m coming up to my first anniversary without it and I’m delighted I don’t fund or watch those Huhnes any more.
Try it – you might like it.
“This is The World At One. Hello. The headlines today: the Labour Leader Ed Milliband says…” etc. etc. etc.
And Johny Clegg said he would throw his toys out of the pram to please the Gruniard and the bbc……..
Oh sorry in the wrong country, but still the same messages from loony left Beeb – I am turning in my grave.
Can’t they find the Mid Staffordshire NHS Inquiry, it looks as if it is a great advertisement for medicine socialist style.
http://www.midstaffspublicinquiry.com/
There is a whiff of Gordon Brown about the way Huhne handles himself……….
Huhne seems to be like a jumping jack you light the touch paper then who knows where it ends up
Dammit Janet,
We have only just got rid of one Buf(Hoon) and now we are landed with yet another Buf(Huhne) who cannot even spell.
Neither can I but then again I didn’t go to university like little John Major Ball, Ball(s) seems to have been appearing often in the last 20 years.
This moderation lark is getting a little boring
If in doubt blame your underlings, then have a rant at your boss while he sits next to you. Chris Huhne, grade A, ocean faring, fully rigged bell end.
I can almost imagine the scene in the office when they get back, In the loop style, Clegg slowly edging a fax machine of a table using it as an analogy for Huhnes career before making sure it is “fucked”.
Well that’s what bosses do, you cann’t got the staff these days, nobody wants to work for nothing
Malcolm Tucker…”He’s about as much use as a marzipan dildo.”
Bill put it the fridge gets very stiff
Is the name Huhne is of Irish lineage, it sounds like a bit of Irish to me
While we’re on the subject of Huhne, let’s have a quick look at the country’s electricity supply policy.
1) We’re going to build lots of windmills off the shores of North West Scotland, despite there being no significant grid connection to anywhere that needs the power – assuming the windmills generate much.
2) We’re still a bit undecided about replacing existing nuclear stations, despite the fact that they’ll be gradually withdrawn from service over the next fifteen years or so.
3) We’re not going to replace our coal-fired stations, despite the EU insisting that we turn ‘em off in a about three years.
4) We’re not (so far as I know) adding to our gas-fired stations.
5) Demand is likely to exceed supply in about 5 years, and the above measures probably won’t cover the shortfall.
6) If anybody does build any coal-fired stations, they must be fitted with unproven technology using about 20 – 25% of the station’s output to bury plant food.
Doesn’t really fill you with confidence, does it?
Its actually worse than that. The latest study has shown the government wind farm output projections to be about as optimistic as the bbc’s YES to AV projections – about double reality!
Windfarms measure capacity by household.
One windmill powers ‘X’ households.
Problem is they treat a household as 4 lightbulbs.
So if anyone is using more than 4 bulbs worth of power you are consuming more than you’re share.
The possibilities are:
1. A last-minute panic under which inefficient and potentially dangerous old power stations are codged together and kept going;
2. We buy our electricity from France;
3. Rationing;
4. People dying of hypothermia, industry and commerce badly damaged;
5. Foresighted and realistic central planning.
re. option 5. ooh Sir Will you’re ‘aving a larf, you are
Could always generate electricity by incinerating Labour’s supporters in specially constructed ovens. Once they are annihilated and their 48″ plasma TVs, Sky+ and xBoxes are disconnected, the nation’s reduced electricity requirements will easily be met by existing energy supplies.
But the Dirty Digger would be losing subscribers
Windpower is only fill in power generation works when there’s wind, there is an awful lot of wind coming out of HoC unfortunately because of continual shutdowns that’s a none goer. The NCB was developing a new forn of power generation from coal (fluidised bed) that idea was flogged off to Germany on or about denationalisation so we would have to pay through the nose to utilise that, trouble with that coal is now imported. Nuclear power stations if all costs are taken into consideration are very expensive, too much bi product which has to be disposed of very carefully and of course transported under high security because of the threat of terrorism. Gas seems a bit of non goer now because of the instability of the world price of gas as is oil electricity generation. As you say engineer in does no fill you with confidence.
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And we give subsidies to wind farm generators not to produce.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-13253876
Wasn’t that Hunt Red Ed Miliband like that Hunt Huhne involved in this field.
I hope Huhne suffers hell and humiliation for at least a couple of weeks. After that, Dave can show us that “ruthlessness” we’ve heard about and throw him to the dogs.
Great news – Clegg killing off the Lib Dems.
Then Huhne as leader should ensure twice as many nails are driven into the coffin.
Bye bye, you worthless nitwits. Hope the jettison of your values and principles for a few sniffs of power was worth the extinction of your party.
That’s not me on the clip. It’s someone pretending to be me. My staff arranged it.
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(tho its needed no doubt to piss off the spammers)
On the rack
Doesn’t say much for the people of East Leigh that they should select this utter creep as their MP and it says even less for Dave Cameron that he should have him in his cabinet. Get shut Dave before he further infects the lot of you and while you are at it send Cable a cable also.
Hooohne is an utter shit – he is certainly known to be much worse than the tribal and calculating Cable. Substantially greater amount too of head up backside than even Clegg.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1385429/TV-boss-slams-EastEnders-significantly-white-compared-real-East-End.html
BBC Radio introduce ethnics to The Archers where realistically there are none.
ITV sack a guy to get some in Midosmers Murders where realistically there are none.
BBC TV hideously white according to some former DG yet they never took themselves to task for the lack of ethnics in a place of the UK where there is a lot of ethnics.
It is like the pot calling the kettle black iinit?
Salve, Guidissime
It is not everyone who has invented a New Word in the Barbarian-Tongue of English
“a Huhne”
BUT whatus does it meanus ?
Cato would be spiining in his Grae muttering :
Carthago est Delenda {Senators must be exempt from Penalty Points]
Vale
C S A