May 7th, 2011

Snow Blind


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    IAMA Taxpayer not a customer says:

    Not much rational ground for most of what he says

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    Anonymous says:

    Right Jon there are no rational grounds.

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    Al Johnson says:

    The postal votes must have gone astray. Can’t think why.

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    Lord Bowden of Middlesex says:

    postal votes despatched?

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    Anonymous says:

    Um, wishful thinking? No doubt it was the “progressive” way forward, and only baby eating Tories think otherwise.

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    Krishnan O'Guru-Murphy says:

    Snow hope of that !

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    Lord Bowden of Middlesex says:

    Just looking at the votes, 20 million odd voted , Thats a third of the electorate(minus postal voting fraud), This is a massive kick in bollocks for ED miliband , When will the unions ask for a refund?

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    The cunt of Monte Cristo says:

    I know why that was Jon, you’re a fucking irrational lefty cu’nt.

    Your friends at the BBC have (as yet), made no reference to the deep unhappiness within the PLP at the risible performance yesterday.
    The truth was left as ever to ITN’s Tom Bradby.

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    PD77 says:

    They’ll probably blame Thatcher.

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    Gordon Brown says:

    The loss of Kirkcaldy started in America.

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    Ancient Proverb says:

    Never eat yellow Snow.

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    Miss Ticksmeg says:

    Snow should stick to reading tea leaves.

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    They're all smug, sneering Celt cunts at the BBC, 'cept Kuenssbergs whom I wish to bum intensely says:

    Yes true they’ve hushed the discontent in the PLP up, but the BBC are running at full tilt with the comments by the economic guru Vince of Cables about the Tories being roofless and tribal short how dare they try to win an election.

    Fuck the BBC and all those Trots/Celts/Communists/Champagne Socialists and certain other undesirable human specimens…who infest it

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    They're all smug, sneering Celt cunts at the BBC, 'cept Kuenssbergs whom I wish to bum intensely says:

    Gordon i never thought Id say this but thanks so much for your work in laying the foundations for England’s chance to become free of slavery to the Scotch scroungers

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    Desperate Dan says:

    He must be on the same wavelength as Michael Crick who told Newsnight viewers that the Tories would lose at least 1500 council seats.

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    Polly of Toynbees says:

    Tory scum, trying to balance the nation’s books You disgust me with your organised wickedness

    (Filed from me Italian Villa)

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    annette curton says:

    Probably thought if they wheeled enough ‘celebs’ out to park their bums on breakfast time sofas and spout about A/V being the best thing since sliced bread a gullible British public would fall for it, well not this time, stick to stricly come dancing in future BBC.

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    Tony says:

    Crikey the man’s a buffoon

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    Tony says:

    I used to watch channel 4 news regularly but I can’t bring myself to watch it anymore. Mainly because of Snow. Now I watch Jeff Randle live.

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    Labour lost Kirkcaldy because of the bigots there, it was nae my fault now I’m very busy on my next book.

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    Mad, Bad & Dangerous Gordon McRuin says:

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    Killer copper says:

    Typical lefty

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    untenable position says:

    Resign now!

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    The funky Gibbon says:

    Channel 4’s Gary Gibbon was the only one yesterday to say how badly Labour had done. While the bbc made it sound like Labour had won everything, Gibbon mocked Miliband. A clip of him was shown making a feeble victory speech to supporters, and Gibbon then said “If he wants to be seen as a prime minister in waiting, he’ll have to do better than this”.

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    PD77 says:

    Unfortunately there are still people out there who are obsessed with the Cult of Celebrity, so be ready to have your opinions “changed” on multiple occasions by these nonentities for a while until they stop selling magazines like Heat.

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    Joss Taskin says:

    Wasn’t Sue also to blame ??

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    Polly of Toynbees says:

    The British public are scum to have rejected the wishes of Polly Toynbee, Eddie Gizzard and Sally cumBercow

    I hate working class people

    (Filed from me Italian Villa)

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    Seve Ballesteros says:

    I don’t like Labour.

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    Campbell,Blair and Reid are war criminals says:

    Milliband was front and centre in the Scottish campaign that deludedly thought that we care about the Tories. The SLP is still living in the 1930s and finally the people have Scotland have woken up to the contempt that the Labour party has treated them with.

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    Lord Bowden of Middlesex says:

    Fuck it, Hang him!

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    Cut the Cable says:

    Cable has said the Tories are ruthless. What does this wanker have to do before Cameron sacks him?

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    Joss Ayinglike says:

    Jon Snow’s head has been up his own lefty arse for many years now.

    With that Tweet his credibility sinks to the same level as Red Ed’s popularity……lower than whale shit in at the bottom of the Marianna Trench.

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    Observer says:

    Jon Snow’s relation Dan Snow was on television advocating a Yes vote. What is it with these Snows?

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    Gordon's irrational grounds says:

    Former prime minister Gordon Brown has dismissed a new poll which puts the SNP out in front with two weeks until the Scottish election.

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    annette curton says:

    Polly you cannot possibly hate working class people, go back to your roots, being brought up in a back-to-back with an outside khasi an bread and dripping for tea an all.

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    Just date, Paul! Don't marry, just date! says:

    Macca’s marrying again, this time to a New York heiress. Well, at least she isn’t a golddigger like Mills. And is much better looking too. And doesn’t have that hideous Geordie accent which can strip paint.

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    Peter Grimes says:

    Fellow traveller Snow, in line with his ZaNuLieBor masters, knows in his weak water what the UK population wants, and never tires of following the party line and attacking those, many Tories included, who do really know more of what the people want.

    What a c.nut!

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    frosty says:

    If they go to a dance, is it a Snowball?

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    Axe The Telly Tax says:

    As the septics would say to Jon, lay off the snow man.

    I bet all the venal, viscious,vindictive, beeboid bastards and luvvies were taking it out on their crack suppliers and rent boys last night :-)

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    Abdul says:

    Sorry, I thought the elections was on May 15. Is it too lates to sends my 8,741,639 postal votings?

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    Form Tutor says:

    Jon, whether you had been right or wrong, none of the rest of the class care what you think. And I’m confiscating your iPhone until the end of term.

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    Clegg, The Invisible Face of AV says:

    Which naive idiot desperate to change the electoral system in our favour to enable us to ditch the Coalition and force an early election decided the date of the Referendum should be one year into a rescue austerity government, rather than a year before the next general election when things should be looking up?

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    HandsomeDavid says:

    “”Mr Brown shook hands with shoppers and families in Dunfermline’s High Street, alongside Scottish Labour leader Iain Gray.””

    Poor Iain Gray – guess he does not know about Jonas curse, he found out the hard way.

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    Snow Joke says:

    Imagine how badly the Yes numbers would be without the Snow Surge.

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    Where's Jonah says:

    I wonder how many Nokias were thrown when Scottish Labour lost the Kirkcaldy seat to the SNP.

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    Billy Blofeld says:

    Jon Snow is a *#%*

    I had to move away from Kentish Town because his perma progressive smugness was particularly galling. There was no escape from the cycling, co-op shopping gimp.

    He was also very lucky I didn’t twat him the time he barged from behind to get on a tube train before me.

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    Tam Dalyell says:

    Devolution is a motorway without exits.

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    Desperate Dan says:

    That’s why he’s such a useless journalist. He hasn’t been plugged into the zeitgeist for years. Channel 4 News should be called Jon Snow’s Laughable Out-of-Touch Opinions. If he was coralled with Kirsty Wark, Polly Toynbee, Michael Crick and John Humphries all on the same programme it would free up hours of time for proper news and current affairs programmes..

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    Axe The Telly Tax says:

    R.I.P. Seve Ballesteros :-(

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    The cursed one eyed one. says:

    He was Doomed to fail from that moment on.

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    PD77 says:

    Errm, that’d be you!

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    Polly of Toynbees says:

    Lying bastard, Crick is a Tory supporter

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    Axe The Telly Tax says:

    Blame it on the snow. LOL

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    get it right says:

    you mean…”watch out where the huskies go and don’t you eat that yellow snow”. Zappa RIP

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    Fa kin Su Pah says:

    Searching interview by your namesake
    of Humungous upchuck. Let him range
    effortlessly over Labour disaster concluding
    in startling revelation that electorate didn’t
    vote for them.

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    Dick Robinson says:

    There was a YES surge…

    In Islington.

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    Jon Snow says:


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    PD77 says:

    Or forecasting the weather.

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    They're all smug, sneering Celt cunts at the BBC, 'cept Kuenssbergs whom I wish to bum intensely says:

    John Cleese managed to turn a lot of people off voting YES

    We have much to thank the lefty luvvies for

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    below par says:

    6 under

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    Fa kin Su Pah says:

    He’ll have to be careful himself
    otherwise he’ll be forced to re-apply for his
    own job.

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    Not only there says:

    And Haringey.

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    The Scotch Sun says:

    Mr Brown, Labour’s most disastrous PM and the man who sent the British economy into its biggest ever crash, is the first big-hitter to turn out for Mr Gray.

    Yep that sums up Gordon. A useless Hunt and a Jonah

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    Axe The Telly Tax says:

    I’m surprised Liebore haven’t put a fatwah on McDoom. LOL

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    And that was it says:

    and in Cambridge, Camden, Edinburgh Central, Glasgow Kelvin, Hackney, Lambeth, Oxford, Southwark.

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    Anonymous says:

    Since when has the left supporting Jon Snow ever made any sense?

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    Pedant says:

    40% ish voted. Electorate only includes people over 18.

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    genghiz the kahn says:

    Or his P45.

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    Engineer says:

    There are small parts of Islington and Hampstead that are forever luvvy-land, populated by slebs, beeboids and other assorted loonies who think that Britain has a ‘progressive majority’. Meanwhile, in the rest of England, the majority look upon the works of the current government in trying to balance the country’s books, and quietly think, “About time, too”.

    As for AV, I wonder how much the argument that with FPTP we can throw out an unpopular government counted. Many, like me, may have reflected on the last election and thought, “Hmm, good point”.

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    Bloody Electorate...why can't they vote the correct way ?? says:

    The lefty-liberal intelligentsia of which Snow is so obviously a member have never understood the views of the British population who they often patronise cos’ they live a cocooned existence totally divorced from reality….you only have to read Polly’s column in the Gruniad to realise that..when has SHE ever been right about anything in politics….come to think of it when has the Gruniad or the Independent either for that matter both “rags” are totally out of touch with th majority of the British population,their concerns or views

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    You're irrelevant, fuck off and die says:

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    Jon says:

    I blame that Eddie Blizzard.

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    Strictly Cum Wanking says:

    Cable’s comments are leading the headlines. Cameron has to sack this cock now.

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    genghiz the kahn says:

    Even the German media have picked up that Red Ed is shit.

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    Peter Grimes says:

    You’re a fake – Snowman NEVER says sorry because he believes he should be first for everything – and f**k the rest of you!

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    Ed Balls, Shallow Chancer says:

    Too far, too fast ! Too far, too fast !! Too far, too fast !!!!

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    Bloody Electorate...why can't they vote the correct way ?? says:

    “……shd cab elctns will we c lndscpe…”

    Eh ? Wot’s e on about ?? Can’t e speak inglish ?

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    genghiz the kahn says:


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    Joss Ayinglike says:

    LOL !!

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    Paxman says:

    I sense a surge of shit from Snow’s arse

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    Joss Ayinglike says:

    Take your own advice, MacShameless and just go away.

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    Paxman says:


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    Angela Merkel says:

    Ich bin nicht amüsiert.

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    Dick Turpin says:

    Wonder how long it’ll be before Denis’ landscape looks like Ford Open Prison?

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    Calamity Clegg says:

    Why ?? Saint Vince is making himself look an utter fool. Leave him where he is. He’s a buffoon.

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    The general public says:

    AV was, is and always will be a grubby little compromise and good riddance to it. But we are still stuck with a system where the winner takes all despite only getting 30% of the votes. Surely there is a better system?

    Oh and did you hear Cameron say that the public “was boss” and has spoken against AV. What about when the public clearly spoke against many of the cutbacks/government policies, then it becomes “we have to make tough decisions” and suddenly the public view doesn’t count.

    And while I’m on a rant against politicians, when are they going to be subject to these tough decisions? I don’t see their gold plated and unaffordable pension scheme being reduced in anyway, or their extremely generous expenses being reduced (they did amend them to reduce fraudulent claims but they even managed to get that watered down).

    Guido, is it not a good time for you/your co-conspirators to re-visit MP’s expenses to see who is still playing the system? Go on, we know you want to.

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    Paxman says:

    They should put a fatone on him, this this one, on his face ideally

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    Paxman says:

    No, Liebore will keep them for the next vote, they just move them around the Country, sown into clothing just like your mater Bin Bag Laden

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    Mr Thicky says:

    Call me thick but what does it mean?

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    Anonymous says:

    Snow joke.

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    Gordon Brown says:

    I am Superman.

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    Mark Oaten says:

    Naughty naughty!

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    Paxman says:

    What did Cable expect? That we should be simply rail-roaded into a voting system no one wanted?


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    BBC NEWS says:

    We’re currently reporting that the baby eating Tories have been ruthless, calculating and tribal, and have used and bullied Nick Clegg in to being a human shield.

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    Cameron - as ruthless as a dead sheep says:

    Cameron will have to at some point, as Cable gets ever-more bolshy. But as you say, Cameron’s taking his time.

    One gets the impression Cameron could catch Cable screwing SamCam over the kitchen table and CMD would quietly walk away.

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    tell it like it really is says:

    Very noticeable that you are hiding in one of your rat holes Balls – stay there – please.

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    bitter in defeat - smug being in the right says:

    12,000,000 voted and did not want AV….

    they believed the lies about increase costs (only if the result needed on a friday night – yet all AV+ poll counts in on friday night)

    they believed voting was like a horse race – when most punters at horse races dont vote on the nose, by each-way bets

    they believed AV would bring more hung parliaments – yet with Scotland now a socialist strong hold (socalist gov for 13 years), Wales Hung, NI Hung – how can Tories ever win a majority in South England alone (north england Lib/Labour) with FPTP

    also Labour unlikely to win UK majority either due to SNP

    so weak, hung parliaments more likely than before.

    and yet the cuts and increase taxes yet to bite….

    Already talk that libdems mandate in GE undermined, if so then so is the conservative mandate as they only got 35% of vote , while labour got 40% under FPTP

    We are at a high point for tories, and low point for libdems with Labour stuck in neutral

    Next election will not be three main parties against each other – but UKIP, SNP, Plaid Cumri, BNP etc etc all knocking votes from major 3 parties and leaving majority more unlikely

    You bed is made – so now lie in it.

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    Anonymous says:


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    Lord Bowden of Middlesex says:

    +1 , maybe he should have got his healthcare in Lybia?

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    Miss Dimwit says:

    I was wondering exactly the same thing.

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    Miss Dimwit says:

    He’s in a senior government position and he’s a fucked-in-the-head cretin. We’ve been here before – it’s not a good place to be.

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    Ed Balls, Shallow Chancer says:

    Keep up the good work !!!!!!!

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    Lord Bowden of Middlesex says:

    About time you told the truth for once

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    tell it like it really is says:

    Toenails isn’t looking half as chipper nowadays as he did when he was part of McDooms government. He’s now resorting to “The Coalition’s falling apart, Labour did so well”, standard bbc lying shite. Snow has altogether lost it completely.

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    Yahboooooo says:

    As we saw last year in the General Election…. if a government of 18 years – wrecks the economy, undermines manufacturing, employes 1000 of trade unionists as nurses/teacher/etc/etc, allows millions to rest on the dole, imports millions of foreigners to enter and do jobs those on dole should…

    The country can barely even unite to remove them from power – labour did not loose the election by much… a hand full more seats and they would have been in position to form coalition – and they dont need big swing away from the tories to get back in power.

    Blair demolished the Tory govenment leaving it to recover over 18 years, Cameron barely able to wrest power from thier hands and does not look set for reign of anything more than 5 short years.

    Cameron needs to change boundaries quick or face a generation in the wilderness.

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    Channel 4 Announcement says:

    We apologise for the continued rubishness of our service, which is due to the wrong kind of Snow.

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    Quote from Family Guy says:

    That lemon ice cone didn’t taste very lemony.

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    Lord Bowden of Middlesex says:

    I think he mispelt “Sell” , I am sure he meant to write “Cell in May”

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    Phil says:

    I sense that J Snow comperes a channel 4 news programme and just once does not go down on his hands & knees, lick the luvvie interviewee’s sandals, goes througth the whole programme without kissing the arsehole of labour and gives the tories a fair hearing and a slap on the back for doing something in the national interest.
    I do however have absolutely no rational grounds for expecting such unbiast behaviour from a trot!

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    It means the voters were wrong again.

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    Mrs Hitler says:

    There are 61 million people in the UK but only around 100,000 unrepresentative ones “clearly spoke” (read: kicked-in some shop windows) against cuts. But, you’re quite right – all of the cuts could be cancelled if Cameron stopped handing out (a) £10billion each year in foreign aid and (b) £11billion each year to the EU. What he saves in cuts, he p*isses away, whilst laughing.

    Also, on the matter of expenses, our MPs are now claiming £4,000,000 more this year than they did at the start of the expenses scandal. This is CMD’s idea of “listening to the public”. He is an utter twat.

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    Lord Bowden of Middlesex says:

    He aint cutting enough!

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    Weardie Beardie Rowan Williams says:

    Today I will miss a great opportunity to keep my stupid mouth shut.

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    Paxman says:

    Don’t forget Scotland, the jocks can keep the 13 billion in oil, but the English will stop the 30 billion in benefits we had out. A net saving of I think 17 billion.

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    Phil says:


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    Iain Grey has resigned!
    Iain Grey. You know..Iain Grey. No..not the blogger…Iain Grey. The leader of Labour in Scotland…No? .. looks a bit like a spoon. A boring spoon. .. You know..oh, never mind..

    Anyway..He’s buggering off after securing some extra pension, and that means a Labour vacancy for a leader in Scotland.

    I wonder if there are any Scots in the Labour party with time on their hands?

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    Lord Bowden of Middlesex says:

    Labour were only in charge 1997-2010, Thats not 18 years ( tho it did feel like it) :-)

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    Dick Turpin says:

    Anyone on this page complaining about Jon Snow being a whinging lefty wefty propagandist clearly hasn’t seen 10 O’Clock Live. Or Krishnan Guru Murthy.

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    Lord Bowden of Middlesex says:

    i thought Gordon was wooden until i saw the scottish leaders debate, How a, after Gordon did labour choose another loser?

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    ST says:

    Meh. Better to let them squeal and then walk away, it makes them look childish. If the coalition was to collapse better the Lib Dems be seen as the architects of its destruction.

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    ichabod says:

    Dear Polly ( is that your proper name ? Really !) I heard you on the Today programme this morning, laying into the LidDems for swallowing the Conservative line about Gordon Brown making a bit of a horlicks of the UK economy for a decade or so. It cant be drummed into Labour heads often enough, when in a hole, start yelling in public ” Bankers !Evil Bankers”; it never fails to stir the public sector herd in the Question Time audience (for instance ). I thought you came across as the journalistic and moral equivalent of Gordon Brown; and what’s he doing now.

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    Axe The Telly Tax says:

    Change the boundaries and independence for Scotland and it’s permanent Tory rule in Westminster.

    Bye bye Liebore.


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    Jon Snobody says:

    Krishnan Guru MacMurphy, Samira Ahmen, Faisal Pisslam.

    My newsreader dream team.

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    gordon says:

    did you get my ‘get well soon card’ ?

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    MB. says:

    I thought there were restrictions on journalists during the voting period?

    Laura Kuenssberg posted this on Thursday
    “For those who’ve asked no tweets til polls shut! But then plenty of coverage: here, @BBCPolitics, QT, then special coverage overnight + tmrw”

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    ichabod says:

    Trouble with Snow is that he’s one of these lefties who never seems to have grown up; intellectually he’s still the adolescent rebelling against his parents, his alma mater, etc. His partiality is disgraceful in a tv news presenter, but equally worrying is the lack of rigour and the excess of emotional engagement conveyed in certain discussions. The typical kneejerk Snow response to most international incidents, for instance, is to push the anti American line and fall back, where applicable, on the anti colonial, anti British line. He fawns over foreigners so regularly ( unless american) that it comes over as servility. He is very wet, he is rather dense; not so much Snow as Fog. And never ever trust a John who drops the H from his name.

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    What Would SEAL Team 6 Do? says:

    Bearded Religious Nutbags Need Sooting!! A “Double Tap” for the bearded druid liberal Twat!!

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    Marmite says:

    RIP Seve. Great loss.

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    ichabod says:

    Ah yes 10 o’clock Live. RIP. It’s good job that Mitchell and Carr have got ‘comedy’ to fall back on, and that Laverne has got her back to fall on.

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    Lord Mandelbum of Fondleboys says:

    Snow way.

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    Engineer says:

    If Scotland does get independence, will the UK become the Untied Kingdom?

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    P. Doff says:

    Along those lines, his boss just Tweeted… “C U Next Tuesday”

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    Sungei Patani says:

    I think the Tories take this as a compliment; they should be ruthless when a proposition as absurd as AV is put to the nation.

    The result enhances my confidence in democracy.

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    Rat's arse says:

    Why aren’t you in prison you ars@hole? and take that g@rmless rot Saddick Khant with you. Pair od b@st@rds!

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    Lord Bowden of Middlesex says:

    Dont know, But they will still be shit at cricket :-)

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    Cynic says:

    I recently saw him speak when he was praising the Iranian people and saying what a great place it was to visit

    Quite. Unless you are Jewish, Female, American, British or believe in human rights ….but of course that doesn’t matter

    Stones anyone?

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    P. Doff says:

    Billy can only count to six… and that’s remembered by switching small pebbles from pocket to pocket during overs.

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    Well, to be fair, he didn’t acually say how big a surge he was sensing, did he.

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    Happy Families says:

    Talking of which you can add Peter Snow, Dan Snows father and Jon Snows Cousin

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    Enland demands a referendum on Independence says:

    But just like the Libdems will the Scootish turkeys vote for Xmas ??….without the English to bail them out(i.e.RBS & HBos)the “Jocks” will be bankrupt within 5 years even if they’re given back their oil revenues as someone has already said the difference between that and what they get from the “Auld Enemy” will be a deficit of around £20 Billion a year…no more free prescriptions ;social care or free university places…Salmond and the SNP know that so they’re shitting themselves that they may just have to give the Scottish voters THAT referendum and that it might just might be “YES”. Cameron should call the SNP bluff and tell Salmond to get on and bring on the referendum

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    Lou Scannon says:

    The trouble with AV is that it asks you to give secondary votes to candidates when you would rather gnaw your own arm off than see them win.
    If we could give negative votes to those candidates then it would work a whole lot better.

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    That's News says:

    I sense a surge for the YES vote but have absolutely no rational grounds for so doing!

    There’s really very little that one can say in response, is there?

    Except… Sorry, no, it’s like shooting fish in a barrel…

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    I'm not a cynic but..... says:

    wrong kind of snow

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    the moneyshot says:

    labour will never be able to out-do snp—-claim of right scotland

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    Weygand says:

    No, Hang it. Fuck him.

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    Anonymostly says:

    Vince missed the word Bastards off the end of his rant surely ? as in “ruthless, calculating………….”

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    I'm not a cynic but..... says:

    followed the lead of the westminster party and elected a total twat

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    Balls and Bollinger - separated at birth? says:

    Looks like Ed Ballsup is hiding in India and currently bowling for the Chennai Super Kings. Not doing very well, unsurprisingly.

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    Down With Brown! says:

    Say no to Snow!

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    Weygand says:

    As usual, Jon Snow sees the world as he would like it to be rather than how it is.

    Which is why he is so piss poor as an interviewer

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    Balls and Bollinger - separated at birth? says:

    Scotland will certainly still be shit at cricket.

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    PD77 says:

    The deluded Muppet thinks he’s a Jedi now then?

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    Gordon Brown says:

    I will join the Janjaweed at 4.30 pm today.

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    Jockdownsouth says:

    Double ditto.

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    genghiz the kahn says:

    Lives up to his name, thick, wet, cold and dense.

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    PD77 says:

    He’s doing very well I’m sorry to say, perhaps there will be a reckoning to be had one day, but for now he’s got away Scot Free!

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    Peter Grimes says:

    So that’s what he calls Yvette’s ferret felt, is it?

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    stilyagi_air_corps says:

    All this victory for No to AV and horrid anti-pwogwethive voting makes Clarence the Anti-Cuts Octopus* sad. And that’s a Bad Thing. Can you help Clarence grow a new tentacle after it was hacked off by evil Tory policies? He needs a new iPad 2 for his Summer break.

    (o o)
    /// I \\\

    * © Miskatonic University

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    PD77 says:

    There’s Snow Business like Show Business!

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    Mornington Crescent says:

    You’d think that today, of all days, the LimpDums would be licking their wounds in private – or, indeed, licking their privates.

    But no, Cable has to mouth off, blaming everyone but himself.

    Despite doing pretty well on Thursday, Camoron and Co. risk being ‘contaminated by association’ with these goons. Just because it’s a Coalition doesn’t mean there is no longer a principle of collective cabinet responsibility.

    Dave needs to read the effing riot act to Cable (and Huhne): if you don’t like it, walk. But will he…?

  164. 164
    Peter Grimes says:

    Well they had to select a Jock and all of their political class are thick, fat, ugly lying c.nuts!

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    Want to breed his ass says:

    Will some lend me 50 quid so I can shag Dave Walsh?

  166. 166
    Peter Grimes says:

    And if the Jockanese do get a referendum, why should the English not have one on the same day, with the question ‘Should we allow the Jockanese their independence?’

    Then we can float the grasping, benefit-claiming and dependent relic of the Jockanese nation off into the North Atlantic.


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    Perfectly consistent says:

    So a Lefty believes in something that is irrational?…… Stone the fvcking crows!
    At least he’s being consistent!

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    vote no to av,vote no to sandal wearers says:

    Why cannot saint vince admit the tories got an impressive approval rating via both votes and him and his party got punished for being third rate actors (us lib dems hate the baby eating tories honest) and constantly undermining the government like anarchists-grow up and get on with it wankers,do what your paid for and stop playing to the metropolitan luvvy lefty gallery like some brat with adhd-offense intended

  169. 169
    Cynic says:

    I sense that you are a twat and I have every rational ground for so doing!

  170. 170
    Cynic says:

    John Snow’s been on Twatter again

  171. 171
    vote no to av,vote no to sandal wearers says:

    Ill double it if you make it jon snow!

  172. 172
    Must get a pseudonym one day says:

    Bin Laden was just about to post his sackful when, Cilit-Bang, and the votes had gone.

  173. 173
    Airey Belvoir says:

    Polly is not her name, at least not when she is putting in planning applications for pricey improvements to Toynbee Towers.

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    Fog says:

    A review of the boundaries between 2011 and 2013, then parliament will vote on implementing the new boundaries. What are the chances of implementation?

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    Tessa Tickles says:

    +1. Cable should be concentrating 100% on sorting out Labour’s mess. A mess caused by a government that was so arrogant it completely ignored the will of the electorate because “politicians know better”. A mistake that Cable seems destined to repeat. If he wants to rant about stupid people, he should be ranting about Labour. If it wasn’t for their mess, and the public’s desire to see it cleared-up, Cable wouldn’t be in a government cabinet. He has no place to be whining about what the people have decided.

    If he’s not going to dedicate his time to clearing-up Labour’s mess – and what a sodding great mess it is – there’s no point him being in government.

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    Airey Belvoir says:

    Mind you, he shagged the fragrant Anna Ford in her prime. Their engagement was abruptly broken off by her when she caught him ‘saying goodbye’ to an ex-girlfriend before the nuptials….

  177. 177
    Gordon Brown says:

    I am me.

  178. 178
    Socialist Workers Party says:

    What’s wrong with socialism?

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    Anonymous says:

    Have you considered ichabod that ch.4 are possibly in contravention of their license conditions in permitting their “news presenter”to continue his biased & distorted presentation of the news?

  181. 181
    Jumbo says:

    What a cock.

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    Maybe 2 Campaign supported by a fluffy brain celebrity with big knockers. says:

    Maybe 2AV did not get a look in. You call this democracy? Tsk

  183. 183
    Anonymous says:

    Precisely Calamity.Better to have him inside the tent p**sing out than outside p**sing in.

  184. 184
    Iloathlefties says:

    That’s how all left leaning socialists felt John!!!!!!!!!!! Prats.

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    Who, me? says:

    …cried Yvette. Then Ed woke up. But his reverie set him thinking for a couple of minutes: what does ‘too far, too fast’ mean, exactly? Mmm, er, erm, durr… that’s enough thinking for today, he decided.

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    I'm not a cynic but..... says:

    Anyone else see the similarities between Salmond and Shrek ?

  187. 187
    Graham Allen says:

    Labour should have abolished elections and made itself the permanent government of Britain.

  188. 188
    Conspiwacy Theowist says:

    I tell you it’s a conspiracy. It’s been agreed that St Vince the Cable Guy will scream and scream and scream until he’s sick to distract the MSM so that Dave the Cameraman get on with, well, Lordy knows what.

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    vote no to av,vote no to sandal wearers says:

    150,000,000 dead and lives made miserable over several generations for billions more by some of the worlds stupidest politicians-many of them “enlightened” at our very own universities

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    Anonymostly again says:

    The LibDems haven’t really got this government malarkey yet have they ? The trouble is for the 23 years of their existnce they’ve always been able to rely on being the home of the protest vote of those that can’t stomach the necessary policies required to fix the country but don’t sinle Vince out solely for “grandstanding” to the metropolitan luvvies…Paddy Ashdown, ChrisHuhne and “Ming” Campbell are all equally guilty and let’s not forget that this time last year Ashdown and Campbell were appearing on the airwaves cajoling the LibDems to go into a “Progressive Alliance of the Left” with Labour so I take all their rants with a pinch of salt

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    Your Old Lag Buster chum says:

    unburden your bowel Jon…you’ve been full of shit for so long its well overdue

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    Mark Oaten says:


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    Anonymous says:

    “while I’m on a rant against politicians, when are they going to be subject to these tough decisions? I don’t see their gold plated and unaffordable pension scheme being reduced in anyway”
    It won’t happen because they have to vote for it & turkeys don’t vote for Xmas.

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    Dogsbreath says:

    Instead of dumping on the Libdems why don’t the Tories just dump them altogether?

    Can somebody remind me why the Tories need them at all?

    I originally thought it was something to do with the Tories not having enough support from the electorate to form a Government all on their own…perhaps that is still the case and some of the thicker ones have forgotten this small detail.

    Who knows its all a bit of a mystery….Fun times ahead methinks.

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    On me 'ed son says:

    and his own for no balls…no hang on…does that work ?

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    The Paragnostic says:

    That’s where he was prescribed too much dialectic…

  197. 197
    Lord Bowden of Middlesex says:

    shut up you slag!

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    Cubist says:

    suddenly he felt the familiar features of Yvette’s 12 incher and braced himself for his favourite rogering of the week during sunday sermon on the radio.

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    Engineer says:

    Delusions of adequacy, methinks.

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    Not a Clegg left to stand on says:

    But if the referendum had been under the Alternative Vote system, what would be the result then, huh?

  201. 201
    NorthernGit says:

    working class is a term of the past…aspiring citizens more appropriate

  202. 202
    Eddie Izzard says:

    Do I have any credibility left? Does anyone agree with my thoroughly silly ideas?

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    Colonel Blimp says:

    A hole in one!

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    Who, me? says:

    Triple ditto. Remember ‘Colemanballs’? Well, here are some ‘Snowballs’ from the man with the whistling dentures: ‘…city of Gateshead’ (piece on that C4 favourite, the Turner prize); ‘…Steve Ballesteros…’ (hadn’t the professionalism to get this sad news correct); high-fiving a Ugandan in the crowd and singing the Ugandan National Anthem with her during a piece on the royal wedding; metaphorically (I hope) wetting himself with biassed excitement during Obama’s election. Any more?

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    The Paragnostic says:

    May I suggest a kidney punch next time that happens? Easy, quick and deniable if you keep the punch short…

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    Punter at the Working Man's Club says:

    Get em off luv!

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    Aunt Hilda says:

    but hes still an ascerbic know it all

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    MB. says:

    Will the Barnett Formula be used in splitting the outstanding debt so Scotland is given a greater proportion?

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    Scotland says "Fuck off Labour". says:

    It was silly to try and introduce AV to Scotland when we have a similar system in place already.
    When are the English going to take control of their own destiny and create their own parliament?

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    the old Dufflebag says:

    who put her with that man..the bigot

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    Selohesra says:

    I think United Kingdom will not exist any more – perhaps England would then have to apply to rejoin EU – even Dave would have to offer referendum on that.

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    The Paragnostic says:

    OK, Team 6 – your next target is O’Druid Bin to Lambeth.

    Believed to be hiding in a $30 million compound south of the Thames…

  213. 213
    Selohesra says:

    The Scottish banks did lose a lot of money afterall

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    English cricket is Tai Chi for poofs. says:

    I prefer C4 news to the BBC Pravda.

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    Quango says:

    32% voting for AV = ‘a resounding rejection’. 35% voting for the Tories = a 5 year mandate.”

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    Aunt Hilda says:

    with a following wind which both have Cable and Huhne can be shunted in the reshuffle

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    Lord Lucan says:

    Snow is not a journalist, he’s a useful idiot.

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    Anonymous says:

    Ed Millitwat the ‘Uman’ gets the mood of the electorate wrong again.

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    Sky's Peter Bender says:

    Coalition split..yap..yap…yap…glib comment…yap…yap…yap…T*ry cuts, dead babies….yap…yap…yap…. Who wants to take me up the shitter???

  220. 220
    Chris Huhne says:

    As the world’s first male lesbian, I’d like to announce that I say Yes Yes Yes!! to Alternative Sex as often as possible. Look, I’ve got 30 minutes now if anyone’s keen…

  221. 221
    Leader of the Opposition says:

    My barnet formula makes me look like a seagull has just shat on my head.

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    Cato Street Conspirator says:

    Snow does seem exceptionally thick when he hasn’t got his script to lean on.

  223. 223
    Cato Street Conspirator says:

    You’d have loved the Communist Party of the Soviet Union.

  224. 224
    Angus Deaton says:

    I think it was me who introduced Jon Snow on HIGNFY as someone who turns up on Cannel4 each day and reads the Guardian out loud.

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    Desperate Dan says:

    Has anyone seem Eddie Izzard today. I wonder how his political career is coming along.

  226. 226
    Silvio Berlusconi says:

    Tell me about it

  227. 227
    MrAngry61 says:

    Good. Let them prattle on, losing viewers. And the justification for a compulsory licence fee.

  228. 228
    Anonymous says:

    I am he as you are he as you are me And we are all together, See how they run like pigs from a gun.

  229. 229
    Anonymous says:

    A hole for one!

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    Anonymous says:

    they need sacking before they qualify for pensions on may 15th

  231. 231
    Lord Bowden of Middlesex says:

    What happened to Stats this week Guido?

  232. 232
    MrAngry61 says:

    The Lib Dims were desperate to get their vote before the coalition broke up.

  233. 233
    Infuriated of West Mids says:

    Hopefully about as swimmingly as Osama’s.

  234. 234
    Excited Yank says:

    Get in the hole!

  235. 235
    Anonymous says:

    i’d give laverne one…..

    but she aint funny. died the death on mock the week.

    mitchell is unfully too when he gets on politics.

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    All becomes clear says:

    Ah.. now we understand why you wear your pants on the outside..

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    The Paragnostic says:

    Feeling a bit sore?

    Life’s a bitch, ain’t it?

    Tell you what – try having a referendum that people give a toss about next time, on Europe or something.

    The only electoral reforms we really need are restricted postal votes (medical certificate or proof of travel plans required), proper boundaries without the inbuilt Labour bias, and most of all a proper power of recall if the MP fails to perform – there’s no reason for the HoC benches to be so embarrassingly empty when we pay the buggers so well just for sitting down and talking a bit.

  238. 238
    The Paragnostic says:

    The Mail points out that Miliband has actually performed worse than Foot did in the equivalent elections after Maggie was elected – Foot gained 900-odd council seats versus Ed’s 800, and 41% vs 37% as a share of the vote.

    And that’s with a Lib Dem collapse that Foot never benefited from.

    What a great choice the Unions made as Liebour leader!

  239. 239
    MrAngry61 says:

    And Camden, alas.

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    The Paragnostic says:

    What justification?

    They can encrypt all their crap for all I care – I’d happily pay a fair subscription for the small proportion of their output that is worth watching, but subsidising pederasts and cokeheads isn’t what Reith had in mind, is it?

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    under par says:

    he was a leg end

  242. 242
    BOB coCROWch says:

    Autobiographical film of me, ITV at 6.00pm. You’re all ordered to watch it !!!

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    The Large 38DDs have it the large ones have it says:

    he couldn’t fuck his way out a paper bag

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    Young Tim says:

    Supermoron more like

  245. 245
    MrAngry61 says:

    Joint and several liability to the Beast ‘united kingdom and its successors’ I suspect.

  246. 246
    Lord Bowden of Middlesex says:

    No thanks , iwould rather be waterboarded while listening to a audio version of “Beyond the crash”

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    Cynical Old Man says:

    BBC trying to drive a huge wedge into the coalition. Twistyface Kuenssberg interviewed that old bag and suicide bomber apologist Jenny Tonge who wants to invalidate the coalition agreement because of the nasty Tories winning the argument on A.V. The old minger’s been on Sky News as well spreading her poison.

    I think this shows the LibDems are unfit for government, spitting out the collective dummy when the going gets rough.

    Bit different to standing on the sidelines making promises you know you didn’t have to keep because you never thought you’d be in government isn’t it Vince, old boy!

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    The English should reclaim its country. says:

    Stop moaning. Stop whining and fight for your country.

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    Chocs Away says:

    No fun, you are the sort of person who wonders why events like the Royal Wedding always end up with a Lancaster flying over.

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    Socialism has murdered 150 million human beings pride says:

    Also remember that if there was the slightest chance that AV could actually help the British people get what they want , as opposed to what LibLabCon are determined to dish out (tax thieving,EU tyranny, green madness etc, etc ad nauseum) it would never have been offered.

  251. 251
    Handycock MP (part time) and Russian Spy (full time) says:

    Nice to hear from you Gordon, we haven’t seen you and Fred Goodwin at Lodge meetings for a while. Don’t hide away, we still have much work to do.

  252. 252
    Handycock says:

    How dare you crticise Vince Cable. He is a hero to many in my Party and to me in particular.

  253. 253
    Terrible But True says:

    A quick review of the ‘news’ (which seems to be almost exclusively dominated by folk who have long given up on reporting in favour of opinion, and integrity in favour of tribal abuse of their, often publicly-funded, pulpits), it would seem the main problem is this democratic vote thing.

    Seems the view is that it would be a lot better (for them) if only the people of the country who fund them (often uniquely) didn’t have one.

    Which they appear to be working on.

    I do wish they’d desist. It’s vexing.

  254. 254
    Handycock says:

    Chris, you have become so queer, you are a lesbian.

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    ichabod says:

    Well i’m surprised at how HE gets away with it—isn’t the head man at Channel 4 Luke Johnson, son of the volatile but Thatcherite admirer and friend historian Paul. Or is the son another in permanent revolt against his father ..( see also Khan, Jemima..)

  256. 256
    The Paragnostic says:

    Not only that, but it took him two goes to pass his A-levels (OK – that was when A-levels were a lot harder than today, but still…) and he then got thrown out of Liverpool Uni for being too much of a lefty.

    He got his job at ITN courtesy of his cousin, too.

    So he’s roughly as bright as Polly Twaddle.

  257. 257
    David Laws Lib Dem fiddler says:

    His son was campaigning for Yes that is possibly the irrational reason why he wanted to vote yes. Both should be with the lefty BBC.

    Politicians have little honour, integrity or honesty. The AV campaign was for the benefit of 57 Lie Dem MPs which cost the tax payer about £80 million pounds that we can not afford. What happened to the EU referendum that most people want???? When is Laws going to be investigated by the police???

    No rational reason why the US politicians ordered the assassination bin Laden against rule of law, liberty, justice, freedom, civilised society values and all their other claims. They simply did not know where to jail him or put him on trial. So they killed him and dumbed his body in the sea.

    They were prepared to have fund raisers for IRA terrorists who blew up people in the UK and to harbour them from justice. Disgusting US hypocrisy and bully boy foreign policy.

    Cameron and Clegg lavished praise on Obama, I can’t wait for them to promote capital punishment in the UK, at least these criminals will have a trial.

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    sandown says:

    Both the BBC and Channel 4 are currently owned by the state.

    Both should be sold off in a joint privatisation, and the proceeds used to pay off some of the National Debt.

    Their employees will then discover what it takes to sink or swim in the real world, as distinct from the puddle of the public sector.

    Melting yellow Snow …

  259. 259
    john in cheshire says:

    Channel 4 is a public service broadcaster, so is the bastard child of the bbc.

  260. 260
    Young Tim says:

    it was 18 years of tories and 13 years of ruin from the MacDoom camp and coterie

  261. 261
    David Laws Lib Dem fiddler says:

    Right to recall so we can dump a few MPs. Clegg was going to reduce the number of Lords, when is the going to happen ??? The numbers are heavily increasing. Come on Clegg, at least do something that you promised old son. Back track on tuition fees like you have on the NHS. Bring our troops home, no need to fight America’s wars, the foreign policy is shite.

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    QWERTY says:

    Why do the BBC always insist on pronouncing Muslims names with a put on Arabic accent?

    I;ve never heard a camp limp wristed BBC type break out into a fake jock accent when talking about Gordon Brown or a geordie one when talking about Cheryl Cole?

    So why for terrorist rag heads?

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    QWERTY says:

    Actually that may not be true any more, Liebore are fucked in jockland and with the new boundary changes doing through Liebore will lose probably 30 seats from that alone.

    If we can persuade the jocks to finally fuck off Liebore will be out of power in England forever, as the BBC were nervously pointing out today.

    Good news.

  264. 264
    QWERTY says:

    Actually we English should support the YES to independence campaign

  265. 265
    Yvette says:

    You wish Ed, You wish….Is it in yet?

  266. 266
    QWERTY says:

    Twat boy Frank Gardner on the BBC is spouting Osama Bin Laden propaganda right now.

    Piss off Gardner you cripple, remind us of who made it so you can never wipe your own arse again!

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    QWERTY says:


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    Paxman says:

    I think you will find it’s part of the coalition agreement, the Lib Dems will also gain from the changes and boy will they need it for the next election

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    Lib Dem Minister says:

    No chance mate! We are not Labour, We are not Tory. But we are not entirely stupid – we get the pension and then pull the plug!!

  270. 270
    Paxman says:

    Sell them both off to North Korea

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    Anonymous says:

    The American’s may be hypocrites in regard to their IRA fundraising etc but I can’t agree Osama Bin Laden didn’t receive justice. I’m perfectly content that the last person he ever saw was US Navy SEAL.

  272. 272
    Disgusted says:

    No – Dan Snow is the son of PETER SNOW not JON SNOW.

  273. 273
    EU Kommissar says:

    Don’t worry Nick, make them vote until you get the right result. It worked with Ireland. The Czechs are a bit of a pain though – the shits keep voting against banning smoking in public places.

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    BillyBob... No benefits for immigrants, reform reform!! says:

    Chop off ‘is knob the knob !!

  275. 275
    PD77 says:

    50% NO, 50% YES, they’d need a referendum on the referendum! ;)

  276. 276
    PD77 says:

    Well he was with his wife at the time ;)

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    EU Kommissar says:

    Do not let the Jocks seek independence. that would mean a breakup of the UK. each country would have to seek re-admission. And the English will not jrejoin and bankroll us euro-greasers to the tune of 140 billion each year. and the bloody jocks cannot afford it either!

  278. 278
    Ratsniffer says:

    One thing I love about the “no” vote is the fact that it waved two fingers at all those smug champagne socialist leftie showbiz twats who pompously thought that they could tell the rest of the country what to think. Fuck off back to your mansions, and your trendy docklands appartments and stay out of politics you stupid fucks.

  279. 279
    Ratsniffer says:

    Let the Jocksters have independence, but they can fuck right off if they think they are getting their hands on that oil revenue. We’ve been bailing them out for years, with billions of subsidies, they’ve more than had their oil money in benefits.

  280. 280
    Eddie Wizzzard says:

    Errrrr…yeah…JAM!…errrr….we’re a mongrel race yeah?…errrrr….Jam…..nice dress……..yeah….JAM!

  281. 281
    Raving Loon says:

    Never mind that, London and the home counties should seperate from England! Bugger subsidising the north just as much as Scotland.

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    The Paragnostic says:

    Stupid bitch isn’t even funny when she’s scripted.

    Another thick cow who wasn’t even up to being the token woman in a programme full of dim twats.

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    The Paragnostic says:

    Dave’s already said that he’d offer a referendum on any constitutional changes caused by EU membership – the destruction of the Union is certainly as major, so can we have a “Do you wish to keep subsidising Jock parasites?” referendum, please?

    Mind you – that cast iron’s terrible when wet.

  284. 284
    The Paragnostic says:

    O/T, but as a Stockport County fan may I offer my lukewarm congratulations to Barnet for escaping relegation (through gritted teeth, naturally).

    Please remember you have Aldershot to thank when you come to the Rec next season.

  285. 285
    Stephen Byrne says:

    How can a supposedly professional interviewer be so self-indulgent as to think – let alone tweet – a thing like that?

    Well, at least we see him as he really is.

  286. 286
    Kered Ybretsae says:

    What an intelligent snowman, soon melt away won’t he?

  287. 287

    Dont forget to shake the drips off your “swing ometer “

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    Eeu to me says:

    It’s why we should help our Scots friends come to an earlier decision on leaving the Union and going it alone, I hope the SNP do get a backbone and go for an early referendum to split from us hated English and those Tory baby eaters and if we get chance for the same referendum then we could help them along..

  289. 289
    Stats says:

    Fuck off I’m busy.

  290. 290
    Oor gordy says:

    Huge nokias give me an ericson sue…

  291. 291
    Kim Jong Il says:

    We must be one of only a handful of nations, apart from a few diehard shithole commie countrys, that allow state subsidized broadcast media to flourish. WTF is it about this fucking country that it allows such undemocratic institutions to flourish?

  292. 292
    Can't Stand the Bloke says:

    Jon Snow should be working for the BBC, he would fit in well with his fellow champaign socialists there.

    When Boris saw a woman being mugged by hoodies he got stuck in and sorted them out. I heard on a radio news report that when Jon Snow saw a similar event just cycled past minding his own business. Sir Lancelot he is not!

    His conduct during his interviews with Mark Regev should be grounds for dismissal.

    1. He cuts the mike when he starts losing the argument
    2.Five mins in he starts sabre rattling on behalf of Turkey (he later quietly retracts the threats which turn out to be nothing more than wishful thinking on his part).

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    Paxman says:

    Because failed politicians like to get well paid jobs there once kicked out of Parliament, (Portaloo and 5 bellies Smiff for example)

    It’s why they love the EU so much, lose your seat at an election or resign because you’re a corrupt twat (Mandelson, the Kinnocks)? No probs have a nice job working at the EU for £200K a year plus exes.

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    lefty says:

    wrong kind of “No”.

  295. 295

    Remember that the phrase “the surge” in relation to the Lib Dems & their pet causes comes from a Spitting Image sketch. And it means a premature climax.

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    Anonymous says:

    There is no such thing as a successful politician.

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    MrAngry61 says:

    I refuse to pay my licence fee, on the grounds that I resent supporting an organisation with an institutional left wing bias. The more that licence-payers are put off the BBC and recognise their bias, the less justification there will be for a compulsory licence fee.

    Incidentally, I’d be happy to pay for what I want to watch – but there’s bloody little that’s broadcast these days worth watching.

  299. 299
    NICK CLEGG says:

    “Go back to your ex -constituencies and prepare to
    Sign on !

  300. 300
    MrAngry61 says:

    Russia Today’s better than both and News24

  301. 301
    The Paragnostic says:

    Surely someone knows where Choudary lives?

    A few well placed pigs heads should make him leave…

  302. 302
    MrAngry61 says:

    An EDL member did manage to slip through police lines to unveil an effigy of Bin Laden in the middle of the 300-strong group of extremist Muslims.

    It prompted screams of ‘USA, burn in hell’ and ‘Obama, burn in hell’ from angry protesters.

    Burn them.

  303. 303
    NICK CLEGG says:

    John Snow !
    Political Analist for over 30 years and still a butthole !

  304. 304
    MIKE HANCOCK Perv Letch Stalker MP and part time SPY says:

    But your honour my girlfriend is eighteen
    she was born in 1997 the year labour came to power

  305. 305
    MIKE HANCOCK Perv Letch Stalker MP and part time SPY says:

    They will go on screwing us for international aid as a third world country !

  306. 306
    fishy says:

    Of course he has to say that. It means he doesn’t have to confront the truth i.e that he is an incompetent fantacist, a phoney,a fraud who by his pathetic ranting encouraged many (me included) to vote, ‘NO’.

    Time for your ECT Mr Cable.

  307. 307
    fishy says:

    Which is why he wasn’t invited to the royal wedding

  308. 308
    E. lection says:

    Alzheimers is so cruel.

  309. 309
    steam iron says:

    So, support for stoopid AV in all areas with trendi lefti muppets and stud-ents?

    Quelle suprise.

    The rest of us who work for a living and want one (wo)man one vote to continue have for once beaten the champagne socialists and funts who keep banging on about progressive ness. Progress this suckers. Pity we can’t get the Seals in the do it properly…

  310. 310
    50 Calibre says:

    That 19,165,730 people voted at all in the world’s most boring referendum ever is really quite amazing. I suspect the turnout would have been close to zero had the referendum been taken without anything else to vote for.

    As for John Snow being daft enough to think that the outcome would have been in favour of the daftest proposition ever tells you all you need to know about his state of mind. Time to do something else with the rest of his life…

  311. 311
    50 Calibre says:

    Don’t forget that under the international convention for establishing offshore national boundaries for mineral resources, all but one of the UK’s offshore oil and gas fields will be in Scottish waters. Taking charge of that tax income will cost England rather a lot of benefit payments. That’s the real reason why Westminster doesn’t want an independent Scotland. All that Petroleum Revenue and Corporation Tax for 6 million people instead of 65 million!!!

    An independent Scotland could do very nicely once it get over its socialist tendencies. That may take some time and a lorra lorra pain…

  312. 312
    50 Calibre says:

    England is still one of the few countries on the planet that doesn’t have its own Parliament. Can you believe that???

  313. 313
    50 Calibre says:

    Come the revolution…

  314. 314
    Hang The Bastards says:

    I wonder if he realises when he pisses himself ?

  315. 315
    Minekiller says:

    This Scottish ‘independence’ thing is a complete fraud. Scotland and England are joined by an Act of Union, they weren’t coerced, since they’d screwed their economy up (not helped by the failed Darien colony venture) and the only bailout was economic and political union with England. If they dissolve the union, then Scotland will become another socialist freebies for all Brussels dependent fiefdom. England will benefit massively economically if the Tories end up being almost permanently in power. Entrepreneurial Jocks will come south akin to the fashion they did leaving Scotland to build the British Empire. An ‘independent’ Scotland, do the SNP really get the potential consequences of this? Even the ‘Scottish’ oil which is a territorial and political myth, won’t keep the dole queues and free university educations going forever. How will they defend themselves? What will they produce and sell, how will they trade? I’ve gone through much of the SNPs material and I don’t see how their ideas match reality. Good news fort he English though, provided Cameron doesn’t keep them in handouts after independence.

  316. 316
    Minekiller says:

    This is not correct. Territorial Water divisions will leave over 70% in English hands. And it’s running our anyway.

  317. 317
    Minekiller says:

    Further, because it is a Union (Scotland despite the nationalist victim culture, is not a colony), the referendum needs to be UK wide. In effect, they need to know what they want in conjunction with if everybody else want them out.

  318. 318
    Minekiller says:

    Truly, an idiot.

  319. 319
    Minekiller says:

    Bercow, that is….

  320. 320
    Alfie Meadows says:

    Wight on Chocs! And we’d hope it could be flown into the Palace and the HoP. Up the Wevolution!

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