Jonah Brown Does for Scottish Labour What He Did Nationally
It seems appropriate that Kirkcaldy, Jonah Brown’s home town, provided the SNP with their majority. Saorsa!
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Ai Weiwei in China fighting the taxman…
“Under totalitarian rule, no one is protected by law. We will all be the same helpless victims. When a country insists on its lies, it’s time for an artist to bring forth change.”
Bill Quango MP says:
Ned Flanders – Clegg
Lisa Simpson – Natalie Bennett
Milhouse – Hilary Benn
Martin Prince – Andy Burnham
Edna Krabappel – Luciana Berger
Crazy Cat Lady – Glenda jackson
Comic book guy – John Prescott
Carl – Chucka
Lenny – Philip Hammond
Willie – Eric joyce
Poochie – Gordon Brown
Reverend Lovejoy – Tony Blair
Maybe he is now using his talent for good?
I always thought he was good . . . for nothing.
He aint even good for that
Go, Jocks, Go!!
Quite literally
Alex Salmon a great salesman
– free prescriptions
– free student degress
– free bus passes for elderly
– free healthcare for elderly
– free energy from wind
– counicl tax freeze for 5 years
But the wind farms done run in deepest winter – so the oaps freeze to death and face the highest electricity and gas and fuel prices of any oil producing country
Free students – means the cost is borne by tax payers (degress allways cost £9000/year) and 30% of scots borne Bsc leave scotalnd on graducation – so thier taxes are lost forever
Free bus pases – means bus companies make fortunes and no buses at peak hours for workers – just day trippers
Free prescritpions – means now all tax payers pay for the prescritpions of sick workers
Council tax freeze for 5 years – means pay freeze for council workers – who mostly voted for this (salmon could get turkeys to vote for a 2nd xmas each year)
And now someone (tax payers and fixed-income pensioners) must pay
Also how many call centers and other UK company bases in scotland will need to consider and plan for relocation to north UK-without-scotland… rather than increase jobs in next 5 years
Also who will invest in UK – when a vote is pending to split it and remove £14billion of oil revenue from its coffers…
And independant Scotland will need its own bank (UK owns it two main ones) ,,,,,
Mr Salmon will feel like a pelican this morning – he won but every way he turns theres a huge bill ahead
Independance day will be on st andrews day in 2015 … maximising the damage to the scottish economy from the UK cuts and lose of jobs that result from the indepencance referendum…
This is very exciting, when Scotland becomes independant my English tax should go down. Well done GBrown keep up the Jonahing!!!!!
Yeah right.
Oh how little you know….
agreed! Tax go down? He’s living in cloud cuckoo land lol
Scotland has 8.4% of the British population and generates 8.3% of the wealth. That means Scotland is hitting pretty much at its right weight (despite the endless jock-bashing lies to the contrary).
If you want your taxes to go down, you need to get rid of the places that are actually drawing on the resources of the Southern English taxpayers and that ain’t Scotland. It’s Wales, the North of England and Ulster.
Get rid of everything west of Offa’s Dyke and everything between Hadrian’s Wall and Birmingham and Britain’s problems are solved.
# FGAU
You are absolutely correct the biggest drain on the UK as a whole are the welsh and that is totally due to the high cost of Peter Hain using vast quantities of taxpayers money for his family + friends and the extraordinarily high cost of Welsh tanning shops.
Your tax will go up to cover the hole in your account left by the departure of the Golden Goose Scotland. Suck it up.
Not when Faslane and Rosyth are closed and the work transferred to England and all UK government offices are closed and the work sent back where it belongs. Then you can fund your own huge dole queues out of what’s left of “your North Sea oil”. As an extra we (the English) will build a 50ft high 50ft wide solid brick wall to keep you lot out of OUR country
“my English tax should go down” – No logic there then just bollox – good riddance englishland
When will we English be given the opportunity to vote on independence for ourselves and thereby be shot of Scotland, Wales and Northern Ireland?
Go for it -please and leave us to ourselves- ponces !
Labour’s Holyrood Parliament has cost English taxpayers £1bn.
Give Salmond what he wants* and let us finally get our money’s worth and rid Westminster of Labour’s Scotch scum and their scrounger voters for good.
*I promise I will fish around Aberlour more frequently and to increase vastly my consumption of Speyside malts.
Great idea, let’s be rid of the jock mongs, it also means no more Liebore Governments in England. If only we could get rid of fucking Liverpool as well. Any chance Alky Ada could nuke it?
What, a very Roman Catholic city, lots of Irishers live there
there are some useless Scots in Westminster. They are aka Labour MPs- but they’ll soon be whittled down- one way or another….
“there are some useless Scots in Westminster” – don’t forget cabbage patch cameroon
£1.2billion thanks very much.x
Where did the AV and tits thread go? I spent ages typing a reply and it’s disappeared down the internet somewhere, no telling where it will resurface.
Hahaha owd Jonah
He fucked the Country, Fucked the Labour Party,Fucked the banking system now he has fucked the Socialists in Scotland apart from Sarah what hasn’t he fucked ??
Does he still claim Housing Allowance on his Expenses ?
Yes Mr Cameron has maxed out his claims for housing allowance in his Whitney constituancy but I dont think you could bame him for demise of the Scottish socialists they did that all by themselves.
Of course he does + salary + travelling expenses + personal security + poential of being en-nobled, you cann’t beat it can you. Jealous?
Its unbelieveable that David Torrance (biographer of Alex Salmond) won in Kirkcaldy. Even Mike Russell SNP MSP on Breakfast TV this morning rubbbished the very idea- this is BIG stuff you guys.
I think it’s a different David Torrance Robbie.
I think it’s a different David Torrance, Robbie
Thats a bit harsh, but……… PMSL!!
Hubris mixed with schadenfreud???
JJ
Maybe Kirkcaldy will get a MP one day that will turn up for work and not sulk.
they dont vote for foreigners in kircaldy-they will just have to make do with another over-employed dole bum when jap-eye jock fucks off into retirement/gets asassinated
No-if they vote SNP they’ll get a MP that will be accountable and work for them (even if hopefully temporarily)
If you stuck a red rosette on a turd, the people of Kirdaldy would elect it…TWATS!!
I will be making a statement on this subject in the Galactic Parliament at Stardate 27:43.7.
Now then El Gordo, did you see little green men with aerials sticking out of their heads, I have already sent for the ambulence and a nice doctor will give some medication, and you will feel much better
Owd Jonah hahah what hasn’t he screwed up
He screwed the Country, screwed the labour Party, screwed the banking system,and now he has screwed the Socialists in Scotland
Apart from Sarah who or what hasn’t he screwed ?
does he still claim second home allowance on his expenses ?
TT I am suprised at you of course he has all that, if he had what he really wanted he would have had to resign, then get more expenes etc
Why are all jocks fat ugly and retarded mongs?
Apparently it’s an evolutionary tread for all parasites.
For the same reason that people across the rest if the UK look like that…
Ivor Biggun are you bragging again
Like Anne Widdicombe you mean ?
Coming from the English, who are globally renowned for their ugliness, their inbreeding and their poor dentistry, that’s a bit rich.
The English did not invent deep fried Mars bars
nor the Fry’s Cream Roll
Why are all Sassunachs inbred chinless wank stains?
To keep the retarded jock mongs happy here’s a bonkers mental Aussie doing a really shit impression of a jock who has just had his knackers chopped off.
Independence for Scotland means FREEDOM from Liebore for England, bring it fucking on!!!
A big cheer goes up from Engerland
Aye right up ‘em english – cos they’re all f*cked
Schottische Nationalpartei
So its got nothing to do with Welsh or Irish MPs then.
Quite why England is just about the only country on the planet without its own Parliament is one of life’s great mysteries…
So when’s the Independence referendum being held then?
can the English vote on Scottish independence too?
Don’t be silly, that’s for the people Scotchland
plenty of English in Scotland
One day England may have its very own Parliament, but don’t hold your breath. Until that day comes, the English will be happy to be ruled by whatever happens in the rest of the British Isles. Sad really. Mind you the English are a diminishing race in England…
And all the Scots with get up and go have already got up and went.
Not as many as there are of them b******s in England
Most of them in poxy St Andrews like the recent Royal parasites
At a time to be agreed by the Scotchland government
In the second half of the five year term- as was stated in the manifesto. Surely we can’t deliver on that promise can we ?
The problem is, this has not been televised by the BBC or Sky News. Maybe they did the count announcement deliberately during the off time of the channels?
Rather than the Chimp in this picture can we have some more of the girl in the previous thread? – preferably disrobing as the No vote grows
Agreed the blonde bird should have said she’ll remove the same % of clothing as the no vote gets.
I think Salmond should turn his fingers around.
To Labour from the UK, you reap what you sow – you devolved Scotland and Wales as you were so sure they would vote for you forever and now they have turned their backs on you, you are utterly screwed – hopefully terminally.
Up Yours,
the UK taxpayer.
Yes the ungrateful bastards have opted for Alex Salmonds National Socialists instead of trade union socialism,National Socialism!….National Socialism! now where have I heard that term before,I think someone should count Alexs balls pronto,still at least he aint calling for a referendum like……..
Devolution was a democratically approved settlement developed in response to a Tory Government which focussed its policies entirely on the SEast of England. England has a similar opportunity to embrace it in order to benefit its economically disadvanteged areas like the North East of England and the South West corner. I think the model would work for you and I do wish you well.
I hope Scotland goes independent and we can send all the jocks north of the border.
And one Adam Smith?
I think we’ll be glad to go soon – England is being overrun by the third world – they’re the immigrants that you should be worried about, not your fellow Brits who for generations have fought and died for our islands as much as anyone.
Actually the jocks have traditionally stabbed the English in the back, the Polish have fought for this Country more than the ginger haired mongs in Scotchlandistan
You really don’t get it do you.
Are you on drugs or are you really as stupid as you seem?
What I’d love to do with you, qwerty, is bring you into the company of some of the Scottish soldiers who’ve served in Afghanistan and see if you’d like to repeat your words in front of them.
It’s very easy for vermin like you to be tough guys in front of a keyboard (and kudos on your appropriate name, by the way). I doubt you’d be quite so butch in person.
isnt drink a terror!
There are a lot of immigrats in Scotland, lots of asians, must be the mountains that do it a goog training ground
Good grief -do you lot know anything?
Don’ty tell me Scotland is a lovely flat plain or do the asians run 70% of fast food places as in England and inhabit the markets
Who was also from Kirkcaldy!
They must be all economic muppets there. Should have stuck to making lino.
Poor OLD El Gordo, I think you are absolutely rotten, the rottenest rotten to poor old Jonah, first he lost the premiership, then lost his prize job as leader of the IMF, now he has lost his old stomping ground to the SNP, it’s bad enough that he lost all this but to rub his nose in it tut, tut, you should hang your head in shame, still he is an MP including pension, expenses(it’s a long way to Scotland, very high fares-what happened to those cheaper privatised fares) second house, he is still laughing.
“”still he is an MP including pension”"
And he has courage !!??!!
Well Hymie ma boy, he only wrote about people with courage not himself, still you have to admit El Gordo has had a right battering from this blog and others
He has Courage?
He must have bught it by the pint in a London pub.
That Hunt Brown couldn’t persuade Cowdenbeath’s voters to vote for AV to support Red Ed’s Labour Values.
Cowdenbeath
Yes 8,360 no 16,831
Miliband is fucked.
Milibland has had a disasterous day. Couldn’t happen to a sneaker little shit.
Panda PLEASE!
How did the Tories do in Scotland?
Lost 4 seats, but that’s a price worth paying (© N. Lamont)…
Who cares? No one cares about anything that happens in Jocklandonistan
Q: and who cares about you – just look in the mirror – opps it broke
A: must be no-one
AZERTY
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their vote held up relatively well v. Labour and Fib Dems and once you adjust for boundary changes they only lost 5 seats. But like the others they were generally blown away by a national movement that hates Cameron, Clegg and, most of all, Iain Gray and the complacent lazy bunch of sheisters that called themselves the Labour Party in Scotland.
Still 0
Thank fuck Wales didn’t get a Jonah in it – mind you, Liebour didn’t even gain control of the Cardiff talking shop, so perhaps there was a combined Hain-Bryant effect going on
Will Mr Ed the unions’ talking horse have a good explanation for losing Scotland? Time for the knacker’s yard, methinks…
Wales has it’s own family of Jonah’s.
Everything they touch makes them money through the good ol’ taxpayer.
The name’s Kinnock.
Sorry, Boyo, but I can’t help but laugh. Me, Glenys and the boy, we’re pulling it in – all thanks to oiks like you and much of the rest of the country. Our salaries, fees, pensions and expenses are truly grand.
I think you’ll find that Labour won there. The anti Cameron campaign there worked but (whisper it) Scotland is different.
The BBC cut the very beginning of Alex Salmond’s live speech on air right now, but it sounded like he thanked Gordon Brown for the last seat for the SNP.
He’ll get his own back on AlJabeeb now he owns Scotland, Liebore protection for AlJabeeb in Scotland has now gone, the fun begins.
He did, yes. Said Kirkcaldy was ‘his kinda town’.
Because the victory there was so unexpected but nonetheless pleasurable….
They have a sort of AV there don’t they enough said
John Smith MP deceased had a dream,a totally independent Scotland and his two Lootenants Dipstick Brown and Bent as nine bob note Blair totally screwed up and could only in the end attempt to bankrupt the UK in particular England,so well done the SNP,fill your boots and ensure Labour rot in hell.
OH, THE DELICIOUS IRONY OF HOW THE McDOOM AND ALL HIS NASTY CHUMS WERE THE ARCHITECTS OF THEIR OWN POLITICAL DESTRUCTION……BWAHHHHHHHAAAA !!
POLITICAL ‘GIANTS’ MCDOOM, DARLING, MARTIN ETC..
by not being elected to Holyrood
In light of the march of the EU this is all a bit of an irrelevance.
Scotland will not be independent unless it leaves the claws of the destroyer of Brussels.
If Scotland does split from the UK, then I would have thought England, Scotland and Wales would have to reapply to be in the EU?.
No
No. Scotland is not seceding. Instead, as with the Czechoslovak split some years ago, a national union is being terminated. This means that you would have two successor states to the UK – Scotland and the rump UK (Eng., Wales and NI). Both successors would inherit the treaty rights and obligations of the original state, so both Scotland and rump UK would automatically be in the EU.
The real question is about the UNSC seat. Since the UK would no longer exist, you would need the approval of the other four UN members for rump UK to take up the old UK seat. Since there’s enormous political pressure to widen the UNSC anyway and since Russia and China would actively oppose the rump UK while the Americans would probably stay neutral, it is highly unlikely that we would keep a UNSC seat after Scotland leaves the union.
This is certainly one of the major reasons for Cameron’s ongoing support for the union.
It’s very easy for the fools and the uneducated on both sides of the argument to throw around insults and arch pronouncements about Skotch Jocks Stealin’ Engerlish Money but the geopolitical ramifications of Scottish independence are vast and they mostly involve the death of any lingering British influence in the world. Which would mean that France, as Europe’s sole UNSC member, would gain massive influence while rump UK would be reduced to the level of a second-rate EU power – something like Spain or Belgium.
If the English thought about things in the longer term and took some time to study the international political and legal implications of Scots independence, they might not be quite so sanguine about it. But that would require the English to think instead of simply spouting bigotry – and we all know that’ll never happen.
Bollocks to the UNSC. Time we (in the UK) faced facts. We’re not a great power any more. We can’t afford it.
Maybe with this realisation we’ll avoid getting dragged into the next Iraq or Libya.
Fuck it. We had our day in the sun. And blew it. No point trying to keep hold of Scotland to try and wield some influence bequeathed by better men than we’ve had this past 13 years.
Time to move on and go our separate ways. Anything else is just staying together ‘for the sake of the kids’.
Does that now mean that Scotland will assume responsiblity for RBS or will it be split up
Why is it called the United Kingdom when it clearly isn’t???
And when all the Jocks pay their taxes in Scotland instead of England… oops.
Before you start I’m talking about those who don’t live in Scotland but pay UK taxes.
Be careful what you wish for.
That makes no sense.
You pay your taxes in the country you earn the money, so Scots working and being paid in England will pay their taxes to England.
Ah, but what about someone who lives in Berwick upon Tweed and commutes to work in Scotland……..
When Scotland starts taxing him at 70% he’ll quit working in Scotland. Problem solved.
Berwickers voted recently by a majority 80% to become part of Scotland again as they once were and legally still are. No doubt Alnwick Morpeth and Newcastle will follow.
By that reasoning Edinburgh will become part of England captured and the castle built by Edward 1
Newcastle? We can but hope.
As a staunch Geordie I’d rather be decapitated with a stotty cake than have anything to do with you lot. By the way Hadrian built the wall to keep us Geordies from kicking your stupid heads in and nicking your cattle
@Rufus T. Firefly
+1
Obviously you have never travelled.
Won’t be long before Liebore take out a fatwah on McDoom to end his curse. LOL
Independence for Scotland and permanent Tory rule for England.
Bring it on
I voted for the SNP.
Just goes to prove that you are a total wanker
It was the right thing to do.
the curse returns.
Arrrrrhhhh
There are a lot negative posts on here. The English have a chip on their shoulder. Scotland is sick of socialism and being played for fools by fools at Westminster. Deal with it! The English need their own parliament and they need to have more control over their destiny. Sort it out, instead of attacking Scots all the time. Jeez!
I don’t know if you’re a Whinger but you’re the only poster in this thread who identifies as English and has anything remotely intelligent to say.
They did it before when Maggie came to dominance they’ll change again
An English Parliament is a prerequisite, but England and the English haven’t really worked that out yet. Tells you a lot about English apathy. Probably accounts for why the English are a diminishing race in their own country. They’re just not interested…
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YA BEAUTY
700TH ANNIVERSARY OF BANNOCKBURN
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Eck does have a good sense of history ye know….
Yes it can. The day we get rid of you lot
It is a clear message to Ed Militwit and Brown. Labour are useless.
I want to see Gordon’s face when he was told the news. I want to see his pain.
Has anyone got that on film?
Go on, rub salt into Gordon’s wound,he’s out of now he will not come back, unless he becomes ED Balls advisor on economic affairs
Blinkie won’t want that…
Great news for the SNP. Lets get the vote for Scottish Independence on the go. As an English man I will vote for some of that.
OH fuck the nationalisty bastards have wone, it okay for you south of the border, but I live here in the socialist republic of scotostan.
Never voted for these Hunts, so my alternative vote says my farm is claiming UDI.
Kirkcaldy gets the last laugh! Ha ha ha.
I just shit my pants again, it feels nice and warm
You have to be an English twit, they do that all the time.
After downing 12 pints of guinness, 7 meatpies and 2 packets of roasted peanuts i said to the barman “do you sell shorts” he said “sure i do” i said “sell me a pair, i’ve shit myself again”
Ah, I see the usual engerlish wankers are out in force. FFS Guido, your mates are total fuckwits; of the highest order!
We will be rid of you soon englanders, very soon…
Fucking delicious!
there are many very honorable English fowk around generally and on this board. I just wish we’d see and hear more of them.
England needs its own parliament before anything will happen. It’s just about the only country without a national legislature. How daft is that?
Can’t wait – just get on with it
What a great week its been- Osama OUT, Ol’Salmo IN.
I agree. Perfect. Unless you live in Scotland. Which I don’t. Thank fuck.
I agree thanks indeed is due to the fuck. You lot take it up the bum to much, which is why you are all inbred chinless wankstains.
Thank fuck you don’t, you’re a fanny.
Stick Westminster up yer shiters
Well it is London
Let SNP have their referendum on Scottish independance but let the whole of the UK be allowed to vote.
Salmond will call for independence but never put it to the vote because he knows the Scots will vote against it which he doesn’t mind at all. This way he gets all that lovely English dosh & can preach to the braindea & workshy.. Perhaps the English can get their own referendum going & kick Scotland out so the English can pass laws without interference & keep some of their money for themselves.
Quite why England steadfastly remains just about the only country on the planet that doesn’t have its own Parliament needs to be addressed before anything will be done, but don’t hold your breath…
Salmond has learned from the LibDems. Promise the earth and when it comes to the crunch renege on it.
The Scots have rid themselves of the incompetent Labour shackles AT LOCAL LEVEL.
However they have a tendency to vote Labour in national elections so that the Scottish Mafia will still be in place.
Westminster needs to wake up and give Scotland more jurisdiction over its economic affairs, and we will soon see how financially savvy Salmond really is. It also need to set in place sophisticated controls so that we do not have to intervene or bail him out unless it is in our interest.
He will of course go cap in hand to the EU for financial help, which could help English tax payers with a restructure of the budget.
Interestingly this morning someone stated that in a referendum on Scottish independence all citizens of the UK should vote – but could this mean most of the English would vote for it and most Scots not?
Perhaps Salmond should take this tactic on board?
That odious Toynbee on this morning stating that Labour had no involvement with the current UK financial crisis – they were just in place when it happened.
Unbelievable.
Mcbroon wasn’t on the stage to hear the result, did he have prior warning of his impending downfall? Typical Gordon though, gutless to the end, but at least the end has come. Hopefully we will never see or hear of that feckless coward ever again. Good call Kirkaldy, well done.
Police are appealing for witnesses to a sudden collapse by Scottish Labour on the night of 6/7 April. Scottish Labour was rushed to hospital and is now on life support. A hospital spokesperson said ” I anticipate the patient will be well enough to be sent to a retirement home in a week’s time”.
Great, English independence….. no more paying Jock uni ‘ fees, prescription charges, dole money and methadone.
Sooner the better
Jumped up bloody skirt wearers.
I see the usual bunch of English useless Hunts scawling on there over importance and inflated fat-arses…
Can’t wait for Scottish independence & if they get more finance-raising powers before then, whatever they raise should be deducted from what the English pay to keep them in prescriptions, bus passes, low council tax & every other socialist wheeze going. Bye bye Scotland. Enjoy your independence. Everyone in England certainly will.