May 6th, 2011

A Picture Says a Thousand Words


104 Comments

  1. 1
    Lord Bowden of Middlesex says:

    Fuckin wrong Un!

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    • 2
      Anonymous says:

      He’s a right fucking sight

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      • 21
        Naughty Tasty Teen says:

        He couldn’t pay me enough

        He really couldn’t

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        • 36
          Taffy says:

          F**k me! The Blessed Margaret still rattles lefties

          Bitter and twisted Plaid Cymru bint on R4 tonight is still blaming Thatcher for Plaid’s piss poor performance in today’s locals

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          • Bowden is a wanker says:

            Bowden, you are a waste of space. Fuck off and ruin another blog.

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          • Glenrothes Labour Assoc Chair says:

            Ah, has your boyfriend barebacked you again TaT with no lubricant? Does your botty botty hurt?

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    • 6

      The Hon member for J landing C wing wormwood scrubs is what he looks like to me!

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    • 22
      Portsmouth South Primary School says:

      Just fucking look at him, the dirty leaching pedo bastard!

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    • 26
      Up sh1t creek says:

      Video of the Hancock interview.

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      • 39
        Who Ate All The Pythons says:

        Crackhead!!!

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        • 78
          Dick the Prick says:

          What’s with the fucking tie? Does he think he’s Tony Bennett or something? Dirty old scrote.

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      • 52
        Geordie Scoot says:

        Very selective extracts from Hand-cock “We’ve got to stiffen up”, “We won’t take anything laying down”.

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        • 97
          Back seat driver says:

          ….and ‘telling people to get stuck into them’. Well he should know. What a sight for an elected member who claimed that some of his questionable expenses claims last year were because he considered his appearance to be very important.

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      • 96
        Anonymous says:

        bit of Simon Hughes at the end ‘Mike is right. Mike is a mate of mine’

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    • 53
      Lady Virginia Droit de Seigneur says:

      He looks like the dirty old man at the end of the office Christmas party who’s just been knocked back by the office bike.

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  2. 3
    mhayworth says:

    Look at the state of this man. Can’t believe he just did a TV interview looking like an old drunken letch.

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  3. 4
    Lord Bowden of Middlesex says:

    I pity the people of Portsmouth.

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  4. 7
    Anonymous says:

    lol

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  5. 10
    She's an awful human being says:

    Caroline Flint being typically abusive and loud on the bbc.

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    • 51
      Qui Bono says:

      I know but you still would right, if only the once and in a really nasty way

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      • 61
        Logan says:

        Not even with yours!

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        • 82
          Dogsbreath says:

          I once had her at school behind the boys lavvies (she typically used to hang around there). As I recall she was always a bit loud and abusive but then we were only 16.

          Happy Days….

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      • 81
        Dick the Prick says:

        I’d need serious alcohol action and full deniability, access to a quick taxi and a full bug screening of the hotel room but…….possibly, maybe

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  6. 11
    Handycock says:

    Gimme a chance, Dimbleby, I can make u happy.

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  7. 12
    Not exactly exciting says:

    Who’s still watching the results? I’ll call it a night at 2.

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  8. 13
    Enemy of my enemy is my friend says:

    SNP just took a second seat from Labour. All of a sudden I like the SNP. Dimbers just said Labour are set for a wipeout in Scotland. I wonder if Jonah is watching in his hovel.

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  9. 14
    He's rank says:

    Is that how Hancock presents himself when he’s on the pull?

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  10. 15
    Stranger Danger says:

    You scream I scream we all scream for Icescream!

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  11. 16
    Twat Watch says:

    Sadsick K-unt is on the bbc.

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  12. 19
    Wee 'eck says:

    George Galloway will declare war on Salmond on Independence if he wins his seat.
    Things are looking bad for Gray. Not only has he lost 2 seats to SNP so far, it is looking like he will win his own seat with a very small majority of the votes. It is a close call.

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  13. 20
    Mike Handicapcock says:

    What a mess! Lmao.

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  14. 27
    Tron says:

    “Nigel Farage says the Lib Dems have been “found out” tonight. For decades, he said, they’ve pretended to be left-wing in left-leaning areas and right-wing in right-leaning seats.”
    I’ve been waiting years for smug bastards to be found out.

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    • 32
      Anonymous says:

      I can’t work out what’s happening to labour though; the english elections seem to be taking away seats from both tories and libdems and handing them all to labour; virtually all the “losses” of the other parties are being translated into labour gains.

      Where did this massive english surge of love for labour suddenly come from?

      Did the people who said “I don’t want these economy destroying wankers in charge again” last year suddenly change their mind just because dave’s no longer giving the unemployed the equivalent of £100k/year in free money for living in mansions in central london?

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      • 33
        Tron says:

        Labour are just taking back councils they ran for 50 years before loosing them under Blair & Brown’s New Labour. e.g. Liverpool, Manchester.

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      • 55
        Dogsbreath says:

        Not so much a love of Labour simply the others are hated/detested more!

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      • 75
        Logan says:

        Looking at the national results so far, (08:30am) tories are holding steady with slightly more gains than losses. I was expecting that for a good result, the tories would lose only 800 seats, and 1000 for a bad and 1200 for a terrible result, so them having gains is unbelievable… However lots of results are due in so let’s not get ahead of ourselves.

        Lib Dems are being routed and most of their support has gone back to labour which is where most of that support came from anyway.

        Clegg is blaming Thatcher for his party’s poor results: (from the BBC)

        “Mr Clegg said his party had been hid[sic] hardest in parts of northern England that have “strong memories of what life was like under Thatcherism in the 1980s” and where people “somehow fear that’s what we’re returning to”. ”
        (BBC’s spelling and quality control showing it’s normal level of ineptness.)

        Looks like the Lib Dems are being squeezed badly by both big parties and so the winner of the next general election is anyone’s guess.

        Once the boundaries are equalised and the deficit paid off, who knows? The tories now look like they could win an overall majority. If they decided to hold a referendum on membership of the EU (I know, dream on…) they could win a landslide.

        I mean, heading into a mid-term with the BBC openly and admittedly breaking their own rules and blatantly going to war on the tories and liberals, with 24/7 relentless bias, spin and misrepresentation and labour are only about 5% points in the lead?

        The Liberals are fucked, but the tories have it all to play for yet.

        Still no sign of any remote hint of a breakthrough by UKIP. (shame, I really like UKIP)

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      • 89
        Logan says:

        “Lib Dem grandee Lord Ashdown says his party may have entered the coalition with “too much merry optimism… that the people of Britain would understand that compromise is not betrayal”. “

        I think Ashdown should clarify that to be that the Liberal Democrats would understand that compromise is not betrayal

        After all it is the Liberal Democrat supporters who were in favour of PR who are the most pissed off at the compromises that always happen with coalitions, which is what PR guarantees. It is those liberal democrat supporters who have left to support labour. I guess that it is a chunk of voters who just prefer to back losers.

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        • 94
          scratch and sniff says:

          I think that Ashdown should just fuck off – he’s always been a total Hunt – now he’s a senile total Hunt

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    • 86
      Gladys Pew says:

      Nigel is completely right on the limp Dums, they have finally been exposed, which is a horrible thought considering that dirty old tramp Handicock.

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    Simon Hughes on news says

    ” its been a disappointing night. Dave the Green didn’t call me back.”

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  17. 34
    Duncan says:

    Mike looks how I feel.

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  18. 35
    Boo says:

    Iain Gray won only by a 151 majority. Very close.

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    • 41
      Can we have our oil back says:

      Looks like the “Jocks” have voted for independence,,,

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      • 66
        Anonymous says:

        No we have voted tactically to kick out Labour. Trust me.

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      • 69
        Barnett 4 Moola says:

        The Labour vote in England/Wales and SNP vote in Scotland just confirms that there are large numbers of people who think that ‘Government’ is some sort of parent who can provide endless pocket money regardless of whether or not they have a paying job.
        The problem for the SNP is that realising their alleged ultimate aim would destroy that.

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      • 84
        Logan says:

        There will never be independence.

        The SNP would never dare ask for it and even if they did, the Scots would never dare vote for it.

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  19. 40
    Doc Trough says:

    He’s waiting for the ‘man with a fuck of a lot to hide’ look to come back into fashion.

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  20. 43
    MrAngry61 says:

    So, the Lib Dems got a kicking. Good.

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  21. 44
    Trinny says:

    Susanna Reid on BBC just now: “We have seen the wanker over AV [in the cabinet]“. Who can she be talking about?

    (She might have said “rancour” which makes more sense but isn’t nearly as funny)

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    • 45
      Infuriated of West Mids says:

      I like it when she talks dirty…

      I’m pretty sure I just heard their business lady talking about golden shower agreements, too.

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    • 48
      Geordie Scoot says:

      Susanna used to be such a shy English rose, now she is the full monty thrusting her legs and embonpoint at the camera at every opportunity, always with a knowing smile, as if to say “you know you want it, big boy, but you can’t ‘ave it”. Excuse me, I must take a cold shower.

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      • 56
        'arry 'ill says:

        Dirty Boy !!!

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        • 76
          ichabod says:

          One would have thought by now that totty presenters would have learnt that facing the camera when sitting down the tendency is for skirts to ride and for the camera to linger on the, er, prospective view. But still they refuse to wear slacks/trousers or longer skirts. I assume that some of them enjoy the potential for showing an extensive view of thigh and a flash of drawers; that Garraway woman fits that suspicion. You wouldn’t catch Mishal Hussain offering such a distraction.

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      • 95
        scratch and sniff says:

        she was never that shy. quite happy to be bent over and have one popped up her bum – allegedly

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  22. 47
    Rob.C says:

    Has he got to pay the Wayne Rooney extra cash for banging his whores

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  23. 49
    genghiz the kahn says:

    Hancock M

    988707666231

    Metropolitan Police

    LDs used photoshop to remove key details from the photo.

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  24. 50
    Cassius says:

    Milliband appeared on Sky to ignore his Scottish losses at 7:30

    His teeth appeared at 7:29

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  25. 54
    Dogsbreath says:

    If they hide behind a hill billy beard and are employed by the state, you can bet your best boots they will be utter tossers!

    You will win your bet every time!

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  26. 57
    Fa kin Su Pah says:

    Oh, I get it now with this bloke.
    He’s the new comedy turn for the the
    Lib dems instead of Lembit Opik.
    He’ll turn up on Have I got news etc shortly.
    Probably has.

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  27. 58
    Minekiller says:

    Bye Bye Scotland. New Labours European masters will be pleased that the plan to break up the UK is coming together so well.

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  28. 59
    Geordie Scoot says:

    Just heard Clegg on the radio blaming “memories of Thatcherism” for his party’s current problems oop north. So that’s got that sorted.

    It seems everything can be blamed on Thatcher.

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    • 65
      Dogsbreath says:

      And the fact he lied to them might have some bearing?

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    • 67
      Tectonic Plates shifting(again) says:

      Did he say…”Go back to your constituencies and prepare for oblivion” ?

      Apropos Thatcher…didn’t seem to do much harm to Conservatives though as they have actually gained councils and votes in the West Midlands although they lost control of N Warks where Labour have maj of one seat after 3 re-counts in 3 wards,,it was that close and Labour made inroads into Birmingham although no one is overall control with Labour expecting to gain control in 2012.

      Looking good for NO vote which should finally sort Clegg out. He’ll be gone by August and a general election in Sept/Oct with Labour Government(start buying Gold now that is if you ever stopped..)by Nov and IMF in by January next year

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      • 92
        Logan says:

        Both tories and Lib Dems will hold off until the new constituency boundaries come in.

        I hope that they pick boundaries that shaft labour. There has been an overwhelming monstrous bias towards labour for the last 15 years.

        Gordon Brown got less votes and a smaller share of the vote in 2010 than John Major got in 1997

        Major only won 165 seats in 1997.
        Labour won 258

        So from less votes, and a smaller share of the vote, labour won 96 more seats.

        Do labour really want fairness and equality? Not when it comes to constituency boundaries it doesn’t!

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    • 68
      sockpuppet #4 says:

      Well – there is a point there. Some places lost jobs in the early 80s and have never really recovered (places that didnt have a diverse economy or transport to slightly richer places).

      I’ve still not seen any free market fix to that problem – the only solution is for anyone employable to piss off and live elsewhere leaving behind the barely employable, the old and the sick. Ah hold on, it works a treat.

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  29. 60
    Martin Day's goldfish says:

    Salmond is happy.

    A sad day for small fish everywhere.

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  30. 62
    Stan Butler says:

    Just heard Nick Clogg speaking on the Labour Propaganda Radio Channel (BBC 5 Live) still bemoaning the Great Mrs Thatcher and blaming her for the Limp Dum failure. What an absolute fucking prick. The reason the Limps are losing is because they previously gained votes from former Labour supporters who are now voting Labour again. As we all know that Labour supporters are as thick as shit, Clogg should be happy in the fact that those who previously voted for him are reverting to type. Instead of blaming the Great Mrs Thatcher for his losses, he should be pointing out the inherent stupidity of the working class Labour voters of the UK.

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  31. 63
    Dogsbreath says:

    The last time I laughed so much was at the Hats at the Royal Wedding.

    LibDems a bunch of gutless no counts with a leader that thought he could kick the electorate in the nads and they would roll over.

    The Tories are still under the illusion they can go it alone (sad, so sad).

    Labour, well at least they are not tory or libdem, so points for that if little else.

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  32. 64
    scunner says:

    Who gives a fuck ? – you E
    nglish are on your own soon. Best of luck with that.

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  33. 70
    Katia says:

    Neffer beefor em I seeing such wancour.
    Zo long en thanks for all ze intel.

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  34. 74
    Browns Legacy says:

    Dear Gordon Brown , thank you for ensuring these Scottish elections were an unmitigated disaster for Labour. Your legacy continues.

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  35. 77
    the last quango in paris says:

    Surely the big news of the night is the utter trouncing Labour got in Scotland – for Scotland to be so anti Labour is unheard of. No doubt pictures of Ed in tails at a Royal Wedding a week before the election were a great help.

    The Lib Dems need to hold firm – this was a protest vote – there is no chance that people trying to hurt the Lib Dems would all vote the same way in an Election.

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    Handycock (Teen Fondler) says:

    I am a man of dignity, gravitas, education and integrity. My sartorial elegance and bouffant hairstyle add to these positive aspects of my character. Is it any wonder that I have been able to live off the taxpayer, troughing for the last 43 years without ever having a proper job? No wonder the young girls go for me. By the way, only females should apply for the two intern posts I currently have advertised, and they should not be older than 17 years old, experience and education are not prerequisites, but long legs and a russian accent will be given priority.

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  37. 87
    MAD FRANKIE HADDOCK son of COD says:

    FFS he looks like he’s just had a rough night with a couple of Romainian orphans !
    sweating like a rapist !

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  38. 88
    Cynic says:

    Out of adversity comes opportunity Dave.

    Help the Scots along the way and that takes another slice of safe Labour seats out of Parliament

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  39. 91
    Cynic says:

    Looks like America’s Most Wanted

    Can I get a Super Injunction to STOP him appearing on TV?

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  40. 99
    Kered Ybretsae says:

    When Handy-Cock says we’ve got to stiffen up. We know what he means!

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  41. 101
    Laney says:

    I’m scared! He looks like he would touch my tinkle.

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  42. 103
    Anonymous says:

    Where in the name of fucking fuck would he find a teenager who would willingly let that creature shake hands with her, let alone allow him to fondle her an stick his tongue in her mouth?!

    Unless, of course, it was a cash transaction? Would he be able to claim, or would she need to provide him with a receipt?

    Actually, looking at Hancock, I think he is a more than adequate explanation as to why the voters turned away from the Liberal Democrats:

    “You know love, I tried to vote for the Lid Dem candidate, but every time I tried to put the cross by their name, I somehow kept picturing that bastard Hancock with his hand down our Tracy’s knickers!”

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  43. 104

    Anyone noticed who that guy in the back on the left with the cap on is?

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The lefties are attacking because the panellist is a millionaire and lives in a London home worth upwards of two million. Someone had best tell them he’s called Ed Miliband.


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