April 27th, 2011

Dave’s Line Might Not Be a Winner

Cameron evoking Michael Winner at PMQs with “a calm down dear” has led to Labour kicking off and press releasing a demand for an apology. Presumably they are upset that he didn’t say “honorable dear”. Lets hope that someone doesn’t say Go Compare at the dispatch box next week.


305 Comments

  1. 1
    jgm2 says:

    Bedwetters. Professional bedwetters. Get completely owned and so go looking for something else to get upset about.

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  2. 2
    Lord Bowden of Middlesex says:

    I thought it was funny and quite good, as was his line against Bercow.

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  3. 6
    twat says:

    burgh

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  4. 7
    Juicy cleavage alert says:

    This must be cleavage day. First Lisa Nandy, now Kate Silverton on bbc news is wearing a rather delicious top that’s far more revealing than the usual newsreader attire.

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    • 92
      Mornington Crescent says:

      Kate Silvertits.

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    • 99
      Major General Pocklington-Penis says:

      Yeah, good curvature. Fiona Bruce (the presenter, not the boiler MP) is fut as fuck but poor in the breast dept whereas Silverton seems dirty but not as pretty; it’s a wanky conundrum to be sure. And Marr’s choice was pre or post op tranny; life’s a bitch, eh?

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  5. 10
    Lord Bowden of Middlesex says:

    I thought today was a good PMQS, we had tit watch (not Ed), Looney left reference, A dig at Bercow and Bill cash .

    I throughly enjoyed it :-)

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  6. 12
    Jugs says:

    But what about the cleavage

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  7. 13
    Anonymous says:

    ‘Shut up, cow’ would have been appreciated more..

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  8. 15
    Good stuff says:

    I’d pay an MP to say “Simples!” at next week’s PMQs.

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    • 20
      MPS getting down with the kids says:

      The phrase “does the Prime Minister agree” should be replaced with “innit”

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    • 22
      jgm2 says:

      Cameron again I would guess. So Ned, you were wrong about the economy and we were right. Again.

      ‘Simples’.

      And if he could refer to Bercow as the ‘Compere who’s Mere Crap’ then I reckon he could bring the house down.

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  9. 17
    Terry says:

    calm down calm down!!!

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  10. 18
    Good stuff says:

    I hope no blue rinse types complain about Kate Silverton’s top. I’ve suddenly become a fan of bbc news thanks to her glorious baps.

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  11. 21
    Fatal distraction says:

    To be fair to Dave, that massive pair of tits exposed in all their full glory behind Red would put any man off his stride.

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  12. 24
    Dorian Smith says:

    Cameron got it totally wrong, he shouldn’t have said “calm down dear”, he should have said “why don’t you shut the fuck up you haggard old drone and that Hunt of a husband of yours can put a sock in it too, while we’re at it”.

    Bit rich of Labour to demand an apology, where’s Labour’s apology for an illegal war, for selling gold on the cheap, for Huhning up the economy, for MRMA doubling on their watch…..

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  13. 26
    Terry says:

    How come all the Labour wimmin are upset about Camerons ‘calm down remark’, claiming it’s sexist, whilst Nando has got half her baps on display in Camerons face. Socialists are a bunch of fucking hypoctits

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  14. 27
    Good stuff says:

    Guido, are you gonna post a Totty Watch thread with video of Nandy’s lovely melons?

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  15. 29
    juggernaut says:

    How reassuring to know that Labour have, once again, got their priorities right. God forbid there should be a hint of…..in the House.

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  16. 31
    Lord Bowden of Middlesex says:

    I do kinda miss gordon troting out his tractor stats and saving the world with a 0% increase tho

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      Dick the Prick says:

      And Milipede calling 0.5% increase stagnation! What a wretched little disgusting waste of a wank the runt is.

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  17. 34
    Not holding my breath says:

    Don’t you fucking dare apologise Cameron. Tell the hatchet faced old hag to go suck a grenade.

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    • 40
      Selohesra says:

      If the thick tart was not so ill-mannered as to talk through the PMs response to a question he had been asked then he would not have needed to quieten her down.
      She should be the one appologising for her discourtesy. And in any case ‘dear’ is not a term of abuse – I start most of my letters with the term and have never had any objections.

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  18. 35
    Good stuff says:

    I don’t know about you but I’m quite enjoying the chaos in the arab countries. At least for once they can’t blame the west. It’s muzbots killing muzbots. Let them carry on.

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    • 45
      jgm2 says:

      Too late. We’re in the frame in Libya now. And I wouldn’t be at all surprised to find us in Syria before too long either on the same ‘protecting the civilian population’ pretext.

      And, if not, way not? Are Syrian civilians somehow less deserving of our support than Libyan ones?

      The correct answer of course is that we have no business in either country.

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  19. 36
    Ninian Reid says:

    It wasn’t uttered with any degree of malice but it shows a total lack of respect for parliamentary etiquette.I can’t stand political correctness but this was ill-judged in the extreme. I would expect an apology (of sorts) before the sun sets over Westminster.

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    • 42
      Selohesra says:

      from her for interupting – that too is poor etiquette

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    • 49
      jgm2 says:

      Total lack of respect for Harriet Harman?

      I’d say that’s entirely the amount of respect she deserves.

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    • 51
      save us from precious bedwetters says:

      but screeching and shouting etc is absolutely fine, yes? if they hadn’t let women into parliament in the first place we wouldn’t have problems like this.

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    • 68
      Parliamentary Etiquette Tony Blair-style says:

      1. Stand before Parliament and lie about WMD.
      2. Start an illegal war, kill tens of thousands of civilians, provoke slaughter in London.
      3. Swan-off and make a cool £30million (hidden from the taxman).
      4. Don’t apologise.

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      • 76
        Tony Blair, channelling Michael Winner (do waiters wank in Blair's soup too?)... says:

        Calm down dear, it’s okay, I’m very rich now.

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      • 102
        Labour's "Faux Outrage" says:

        AND remind me…who was the Leader of the Opposition who led his party in a standing ovation for Bliar as he left after his last PMQs ?

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      • 234
        Red Ed Sucked My Chode and then Smoked all my Weed says:

        £30 Million is how much I would charge to shag TB’s missus!!

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  20. 47
    Steve Miliband says:

    Mr Balls should have gone to specsavers

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  21. 48
    Good stuff says:

    The Labour front bench constantly heckling Cameron is clearly a deliberate tactic, so can I suggest the government fight like with like and do the same to Miliband when he asks his questions? Just greet every question with the same kind of yelling and berating.

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  22. 50
    gildedtumbril says:

    What a shocker!. Non parliamentary bullshit from camoron. Tut,tut!.
    Meanwhile back at the grossly vulgar Westminster Abbey there is no mention of a pre-nup agreement. One assumes the long drawn out preamble to the great farce was due to monetary considerations. I think the inevitable split will leave Miss Middleton a million p.a. better off.
    Every picture I see of drippy willy looks more like Roland Rat… Ah well, in panto land with the two outrageous panto dames, the archbishop of candyfloss and his apprentice the archbishop of yuk,thinking they look gorgeous, and really looking obscene…What can you expect?
    I look forward to missing it, with great difficulty.
    Those keen to watch are a tart short of a tunnel.

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  23. 59
    Bercow asleep on the job. says:

    Of course the blame rests with the speaker. He should never have let the Ugly Eagle woman heckle the prime minister in the first place and when Dave made his comment he should have stepped in again. that’s why they have a speaker aka a referee.

    If Dave was addressing Balls and not Eagle as some believe then it was appropriate.

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  24. 64
    Sir William Waad says:

    The usual kvetching from the Miliband boys. And as for that schmendrick Berkowitz, he should make his mother proud.

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  25. 66
    Lord Bowden of Middlesex says:

    Still not as bad as Boom and bust ,WMD etc

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  26. 67
    Good stuff says:

    All those idiots camping outside the Abbey are truly sad. Sitting on a pavement for 5 days for people who couldn’t give a fuck about them.

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  27. 69
    legal alien says:

    Simples

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  28. 70
    Good stuff says:

    How can Cameron’s comment be sexist? Angela Eagle would have to be a woman for it to be sexist.

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  29. 72
    Jenny Bond's Absent Gusset says:

    Danny Alexander – “Ed Balls, Shadow Chunterer”, HaHa!!!

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  30. 73
    Not holding my breath says:

    Dave missed a whopping open goal at the end of the 6th answer when Bertwat said ‘the PM’s finished’. The correct response was not to sit down and accept it but ‘I haven’t and you can fuck off as well you useless baised cnut’ would have been a good starter for 10.

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    • 94
      Good stuff says:

      LOL! Comment of the Day! Berc unt was a disgrace. I loved Cameron’s comment to the MILFY Sarah Woolaston when he said she’s “a future speaker in the making”. A direct attack on Grumpy!

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  31. 78
    a Lesbian scorned says:

    Moral of the story. Never upset a socialist lezzer in public. They have massive chips on their shoulders and will feign deep offence.

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    • 84
      Puzzled says:

      Why are gays called ‘gay’, when the strut around all the time looking as miserable as fuck?

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    • 253
      misterned says:

      I agree completely with what Steve Hughes is saying about “offence” in this stand-up routine.

      I am so sick and tired of people who spend their lives looking for something to be offended by and reacting in shocked indignation to it.

      If my words offend anyone on the left of politics, Tough Shit! I don’t care!

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  32. 80
    Gordon Brown says:

    I’m a secret lemonade drinker

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  33. 81
    Penfold says:

    Splendid line, almost as good as orff with their heads.

    Perhaps DC might mention Yvette and Ed’s expenses next time round, and how earning something in the region of £250k jointly makes them working class, and how this connects them with the ordinary working man/woman on average earnings.

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  34. 82
    Good stuff says:

    There seems to be confusion about who Cameron’s remark was directed at. Some of you say Harman, some say Mrs Testicles. Bbc news said it was aimed at Angela Eagle. In all three cases, he can’t be accused of sexism. None of those three are women.

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    • 89
      jgm2 says:

      He can claim it was directed at Ned Balls. Balls was almost certainly spitting some invective throughout the whole thing.

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    • 98
      Labour's "Faux Outrage" says:

      I bet it’s the first time any of ‘em have been called “Dear” by a man …it obviously excited them

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    • 289
      Michael Cole says:

      Precisely. If it had been aimed at Jack Dromey then it would have been a sexist remark

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  35. 84
    U Termison says:

    I have a way of keeping Yvette Quiet. Suck on this love.

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  36. 87
    So What? The BBC says:

    I wouldn’t worry about this. The BBC have barely given it a mention, The Royal wedding has their full attention for the next three days.

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    • 178
      Axe The Telly Tax says:

      I heard on SKY that there are about 8000 journalists covering the wedding. What they didn’t tell you was that 7000 of them were from the BBC. LOL

      The BBC. Pissing licence payers money up the wall. It’s what we do.

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  37. 88
    Good stuff says:

    If Labour want even a tiny chance of winning the next election, they need to put Lisa Nandy at the forefront of their campaign. Or just get her to offer a free tit wank for every vote.

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    • 104
      Labour Bullshit Detector says:

      “Lisa joined the Labour Party after witnessing the devastation Thatcher’s Government caused to communities across the North West.”

      Erm. She was 10 when Thatcher left Number 10.

      http://www.lisanandy.co.uk/about/

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      • 121
        Labour Party Policy says:

        Never let the facts get in the way of your deeply held prejudices.

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        • 134
          The Secret Diary of Lisa Nandy, aged 8 and 3/4 says:

          “As I sat in my dilapidated, crumbling, classroom, rain falling on my head from one of the many holes in the ceiling, my classmates coughing and wheezing with Tory germs, their teeth falling from their mouths because the Tories had sacked all the NHS dentists, their bones brittle through lack of milk (which Thatcher had stolen for her own privileged children), my eyes narrowed with a growing hatred at the Tory injustice. I will become a hero of the Labour movement. I will get my revenge on Thatcher.

          I wish the other children would let me be their friend.”

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        • 149
          Mornington Crescent says:

          They certainly don’t get in the way of those deeply held tits.

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      • 182
        Axe The Telly Tax says:

        So she never witnessed the devastation of the whole country under Wilson & Callaghan and their trade union pay masters.

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      • 296
        Ben Elton says:

        She was a very precocious 10 year old then. (like the tory boy who went off to be a woman)

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    • 255
      misterned says:

      I would demand the free tit wank first! Can’t trust these labour politicians to deliver.

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  38. 90
    Steve Miliband says:

    Angela Eagle will be all over the TV feigning mock outrage. Unfortunately she has the looks for Radio, if not the voice.

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    • 96
      Another gaffe by "Mr Speaker" says:

      B*e*r*c*o*w was his usual disgraceful pro-Labour self…if he’d have stepped in to quieten the Labour goons on the front bench Cameron wouldn’t have needed to do so himself…as for an apology ? “Dave” should just tell ‘em to “Sod Off !”

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    • 100
      jgm2 says:

      What these thick socialist c*unts don’t get is that after 13 years of being patronised, bullied, spied on, criminalised, robbed, over-run, over-taxed and over-indebted by her crowd of foaming fuckwits most of the population is absolutely delighted to give c*unts like her the maximum offence possible.

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  39. 93
    Engineer says:

    Parliament resembling a kindergarten? Well who’da thought it….

    One lot, “Nah nah na-na nah, you smell.”

    T’other lot, “Miss, Miss – they’re being nasty!”

    And they wonder why the general public hold parliamentarians in contempt?

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    • 108
      The only good MP is a dead MP says:

      What else are they going to do? All the laws come from their beloved EU.

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      • 191
        Engineer says:

        The EU don’t run our economy – yet. Maybe our so-called parliamentarians would like to conduct a mature and civilised debate about sorting that out.

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  40. 97
    Anonymous says:

    Here in deepest southern Spain the government of Andalucia has just passed a law that says that the heads of savings banks cannot be paid more than the president of Andalucia. Oh for such a law in England.

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    • 106
      jgm2 says:

      Surely that is as enforceable as some bedwetting Labour county council declaring themselves a nuclear-free zone.

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      • 112
        Labour County Council says:

        We are a nuclear-free zone*.

        *except for the muzzie enclave where they’re trying to make radiological bombs. But that’s OK. It’s their ‘culture’.

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      • 263
        gildedtumbril says:

        Nuclear Free Zone means; There is no charge for the radiation and no compensation either. I worked it out when that shit, and the dove logo was first invented.

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    • 247
      Anonymous says:

      It’s a bit random though if our bankers couldn’t be paid more than the President of Andalucia don’t you think.

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  41. 103
    mumsnet takes on Dave says:

    The BBC are now starting to big it up. Woman news presenter and woman political reporter having one of those in house question and answer style conversations that the BBC like to do, and looking and sounding less than impressed with dave.

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    • 111
      jgm2 says:

      Perfect. The bedwetters are outraged.

      Anything to distract from the fact that they were proven completely wrong on the economy.

      Bless.

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  42. 105
    Good stuff says:

    Can we have a thread about the real story of the day, Lisa Nandy’s heavenly cleavage? It was Bap Central behind Milibland today. Think I’ll apply to work as her office assistant and keep accidentally knocking things over by her desk for her to bend down and pick up.

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    • 114
      michael wiener says:

      calm down dear – it’s only a fattish woman wearing a top that shows the gap between her tits. if it has excited you as much as it seems to over the last two blog-posts i suggest going out and getting a girlfriend. unless of course you are 12 years old in which case it might have been exciting.

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      • 136
        Good stuff says:

        Well, it – or rather, they – were interesting enough to get Lisa Jones to write about them on her Telegraph blog.

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        • 137
          michael wiener says:

          even better, a girl talking about another girl’s tits, cor blimey just imagine that they get together and start playing with each other, Good stuff will just explode if he hasn’t already!

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    • 118
      Best not mention Labour's Iraqi orphans? says:

      Lisa, an “advocate for vulnerable children”, lists “Sure Start, the Winter Fuel Payment and the Minimum Wage as amongst Labour’s most important policies since 1997.”

      Not the Iraq War, then?

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      • 124
        jgm2 says:

        What is this ‘Sure Start’ shit?

        Surely we need ‘Sure Stop’. Stop these fuckwits who have no means or understanding of parenthood from having these unwanted feral-remand-prisoners-in-the-making in the first place.

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        • 144
          Directgov website says:

          “They’re somewhere your child can make friends and learn as they play. You can get professional advice on health and family matters, learn about training and job opportunities or just socialise with other people.”

          In short, they’re drop-in centres for the terminally dumb.

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          Smig says:

          Sure Start is the state’s way of interferring with parental responsibilities. The State has never made for a good parent. It lies, deceives, theives and picks fights that we have to shed blood for.

          It also gets the kids used to having the state telling their parents what to do, then they too become dependent on being told what to do… and so the teat sucking is perpetuated.

          Those Red Bastards certainly pulled a trick or two when it came to getting inside kids heads. Those poor fuckers will be voting Red for generations. Bastards.

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          • jgm2 says:

            Those poor fuckers will be voting Red for generations.

            Only if we give prisoners the vote.

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          • Smig says:

            They won’t be in prison all of the time. They’ll be more likely outside with a tag and a curfew. The fuckers will vote red as long as they can scrawl a mark on a ballot.

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        • 245
          Mike Hunt says:

          The overheads for running these sure-start centres are staggering. We had a presentation at Hampshire Governors Forum and one of the hand-outs was the management structure.

          Talk about jobs for the boys, another Liebour job-creation exercise.

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  43. 109
    Gobsmacked of Cocking says:

    How could anyone call Angela Eagle dear?

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  44. 110
    Anonymous says:

    Surely Dave wouldn’t have needed to make that comment had the Speaker actually bothered to do his job. It was clear Cameron couldn’t finish his answer because of the heckling, and the Speaker should have shut her up as he happily shuts people up when they jeer at Labour. He didn’t seem to want to so Cameron was driven to what he said. What was interesting was he later made a jibe about a back bencher making ‘a good next Speaker’. I wonder if he was a bit fed up

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  45. 113
    Polly Toynbee, Yazbin Alibi Drown says:

    We’re reporting Cameron to the police, Human Rights Watch, the Supreme Court and the ECHR.

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  46. 116
    Gordon Brown says:

    Who put me with that man? Some sort of bigotted man.

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  47. 119
    genghiz the khan says:

    Surely the headline is

    Red Ed is not a winner.

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  48. 123
    Lord Bowden of Middlesex says:

    Making a mountian out of molehole.

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  49. 127

    Wrongdeal – Doesn’t do exactly what it says on the tin.

    Postal votes – Every little helps

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  50. 128
    Bob Page says:

    I thought it was grossly sexist and patronising of the Prime Minister to degrade a female Member of Parliament in such a way…

    In other news, did you see those tits behind Miliband? PHWOOOOOOOAAAAAR!!!

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    the evidence says:

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  52. 131
    jgm2 says:

    Poor old Ned. Looks like he might be a battered husband…

    http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-13211577

    Mr Balls told BBC Radio 4’s World at One the remark had been “pretty silly” of Mr Cameron, adding if he had said it to his wife, Shadow Home Secretary Yvette Cooper, she would have “clocked me one”.

    Time for some suitably po-faced statement from Cameron about Ned Balls trivialising domestic violence.

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  53. 132
    Steve Miliband says:

    A good day to bury ugly fuckers

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  54. 133
    The evidence corrected says:

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      michael wiener says:

      osborne went seriously up in my estimation with his utter joy at cameron’s remark. perhaps they should just be more nasty and take the piss out of people all the time, sort of a right-wing version of markus brigstock but funny.

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      • 183
        jgm2 says:

        But it’s not rude to take the piss out of politicians. Labour are absolutely ripe for having the piss ripped out of them at every opportunity.

        ‘Oh, like we would listen to a bunch of incompetents with an economic record like yours..’

        ‘Oh, like you have anything to teach anybody about moral behaviour…’

        ‘Oh, like the party that got us involved in Iraq should be the one to advise our defence policy…’

        ‘Oh, like the party that gave us North Staffs hospital death camp would seek to lecture us on the NHS…’

        Every single fucking time. Both barrels.

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      • 240
        nicholas campbell says:

        But doesn’t Clegg look distinctly unamused.

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    • 142
      Where was the Ber cow? says:

      You can actually hear the eagle woman screeching away in that clip. The spe@ker should have intervened and stopped her.

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      • 147
        nell says:

        ‘Screeching’, that aptly sums up the way labour keep trying to put across their empty messages.

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      • 207
        Smig says:

        “If you’re losing the argument, screech and use misdirection”.
        Socialist Debating Manual, page 2.

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      • 239
        Red Ed owes me an Ounce of the good shit!! says:

        Bercow is another useless idiot for Poo Labour!! If that wee twat would have intervened, he would have faced the wrath of his giant slapper of a wife..

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    • 167
      jgm2 says:

      ‘Anofther thothally hothless ansthfer…’

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      They have the morals of the sewer yet get outraged when someone says Dear says:

      Who’s that woman sitting to the left of Balls is she shadow spokesperson on mortgage fraud, corruption, proceeds of crime and separations of convenience ?

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  55. 139
    Lord Bowden of Middlesex says:

    So the fact that red Edward had another shit PMQS has been wiped of the news, even the fact that Labours cuts were £7 compared to Coalition cuts of £8 .

    Scrap the BBC.

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  56. 140
    Fa Kin Su Pah says:

    Shouty Dave was a bit crap today.
    Ed ‘special needs’ should be getting
    a right shafting instead he was saved
    by Dave’s clangerette. She was
    screeching like a stuck pig mind you.

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  57. 143
    nell says:

    Strikes me that labour is in such a hole with a hopeless leader, losing the yestoav campaign in the polls and likewise the campaign to beat the snp in scotland that they believe the only way to get some publicity is to become drama queens over trivia.

    And there are no better drama queens in the HoP than bullyballs and shrill wife.

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    • 150
      jgm2 says:

      Looks like his shrill wife might be the bully…

      http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-13211577

      Mr Balls told BBC Radio 4′s World at One the remark had been “pretty silly” of Mr Cameron, adding if he had said it to his wife, Shadow Home Secretary Yvette Cooper, she would have “clocked me one”.

      Bollocks. Time to fight fire with fire. Cameron should come out with a statement lambasting Ned Balls for trivialising domestic violence and demanding an apology. Him being personally outraged and all.

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  58. 146
    Good stuff says:

    So let me get this straight.

    Brown bullies staff, throws secretaries out of chairs, hurls Nokias at underlings, and is accused of using female ministers as “window dressing”. Result: Labour MPs are silent.

    Cameron says the word “dear”. Result: Labour MPs demand apology.

    Yep. Labour, same as always.

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  59. 157
    Good stuff says:

    Someone please stick a sock in Angela Eagle’s gob.

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  60. 159
    Anonymous says:

    Before Labour throws any more toys out of the pram in its synthetic outrage, perhaps the party would do well to remember a classic PMQ session from the 1980s….

    I quote the first two sentences from the obituary of Mr Frank Haynes (Lab):

    ‘THE HOUSE of Commons in the 1980s was seldom reduced to total silence during Prime Minister’s Questions. One such memorable occasion was when, in his booming voice, Frank Haynes, Member of Parliament for Ashfield, and number one in the ballot, called Margaret Thatcher, then at the height of her prime ministerial dignity, “ducky”.’

    Taken from:

    http://www.independent.co.uk/arts-entertainment/obituary-frank-haynes-1198418.html

    It was the first result returned for a search of “Thatcher” and “ducky”. Feel free to remind Labour of this when they try to milk maximum outrage about today’s PMQs.

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  61. 160
    Mr V says:

    Now how’s about you all just ‘calm down’ and go about your business…lazy busybodies.

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  62. 163
    Libertarian Bitch says:

    That whiner! Labour’s squeaky toy and fud muncher should fuck off! The whinge is not cut out for politics.

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  63. 164
    Lord Bowden of Middlesex says:

    So the top talking points about PMQS are , The use of the word dear, lisa Nandys tits and John Bercow being a twat. But nothing on Eds crap pereformance…….

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    Squatter of 66 Mottram Road, Broadbottom says:

    Cameron could be confused.com if Harriet Harperson pulls a microphone from her tuppence: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uH4-LF7sgQk

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  66. 170
    Good stuff says:

    Good. News is saying Cameron is refusing to apologise.

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    • 173
      Lord Bowden of Middlesex says:

      Maybe he should chuck a Nokia at her next week, She should be used to it.

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  67. 174
    Good stuff says:

    Oh FFS. Apparently the Mumsnet message boards are flooded with comments criticising Cameron. Fuck off.

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      I don't need no doctor. says:

      Mumsnet members, get the coal in there’s good wifeys, or should I say partners.

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    • 228
      Anonymous says:

      Did they criticise Brown for calling another woman a ‘bigot’, or is bigot not sufficiently derogatory to raise the ire of Mumsnet?

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    I Didntceeit says:

    Press release from the UN.
    If colonel Gadaffi is captured they will need to put him in a safe place where he can do no harm.The Arsenal forward line looks a good bet.

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  69. 177
    Mrs Jack Dromey champions wimmin's right says:

    Harriet! Calm down ya bitch & iron my shirt. Cow!

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  70. 179
    I don't need no doctor. says:

    What Cameron should have said was, “shut the f*** up you greasy haired lesbo”.
    Those Eagle sisters really do grate, always gobbing off.
    Yet more labour hypocrisy.

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  71. 184
    The Eagles says:

    Welcome to the Hotel UKfornia!

    You can check out any time you like,
    But you can never leave…..

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  72. 186
    U Termison says:

    Guido is censoring my posts.

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  73. 187
    jgm2 says:

    OT

    Brown’s departure has inevitable knock-on…

    http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-13210796

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  74. 189
    Tron says:

    Good job Dave didn’t sing ” Kung Fu Fighting”, he would have been arrested !
    It’s a little bit frightening !

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  75. 190
    U Termison says:

    Apart from this one.

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  76. 193
    Good stuff says:

    What exactly is the point of Angela Eagle? I’m not going to go in for all the homophobic remarks as some are wont to do. Her sexuality’s irrelevant. The fact is, she’s a shrill and annoying c unt who’s contributed zero to society and thinks she deserves special treatment. Well, she can fuck right off, the stupid, rank bitch.

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  77. 195
    Jimmy says:

    He is to politics I suppose what Winner is to cinema.

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  78. 196
    Totty Poet says:

    Lisa Nandy?
    makes me randy,
    Angela Eagle?
    Looks like Smeagol.

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  79. 197
    Death Wish 6 says:

    Starring Angela Eagle as the Charles Bronson character. She’s already halfway to looking like him.

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  80. 203
    jgm2 says:

    I am an obsessive idiot and sit in my bedroom all day posting tripe on a website that I would never dare say in public.

    I am a sexually repressed idiot.

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  81. 205
    A timely reminder of what a cunt Michael Winner is says:

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  82. 208
    Angela Eagle says:

    Lick my pussy

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  83. 210
    Lord Bowden of Middlesex says:

    I demand a fucking apology from the Labour party for bankr*pting the country, Letting in too many immigrants and imposing Gordon Brown on us.

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  84. 214
    Kevin T says:

    They really are a humourless, joyless bunch of bloody nerds, aren’t they?

    It’s no surprise there’s no Labour equivalent of Guido. He’d be shunned the first time he said anything vaguely politically incorrect.

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      Hugh Janus says:

      They certainly are. A sense of humour bypass is required before you can join Liebour. All operations have been a great success so far.

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  85. 216
    No to AV says:

    “Calm down dear” was far too civilized for her. “Calm down you gobshite lesbian witch” would have been more appropriate.

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  86. 217
    Terry says:

    Just watching Looney Labour getting all worked up about a witty put-down by Cameron is making my day. Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha, they should be more worried about the SNP

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  87. 219
    Whilst on the subject of apologising says:

    Speaking of apologies …

    http://www.adamsmith.org/blog/tax-and-economy/a-confession/

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  88. 222
    Winny the Winner & the wheelchair says:

    A while ago I was dining in a posh restuarant. After the meal I went to the ladies to powder my nose. On the way there I fell out of my wheelchair and Michael Winner came to my rescue and helped me into my wheelchair.True story.

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  89. 225
    Local Scouser Luciana Berger says:

    What do I have to do to get noticed these days? I am the sexiest northerner on the benches.

    – Shadow Secretary for Changing the Entire fucking world by sucking cock.

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  90. 226
    statechaos says:

    Angela Eagle claims that it isn’t the sort of comment you would expect from a ‘modern man’. Calm down dear is quaint old-fashioned put-down to a deserving recipient. Would she prefer him to say ‘WTF?’

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  91. 229
    will says:

    meanwhile the lesbian daily sorry guardian is getting uptight about this. The labour bunch are just a bunch of kevin the teenagers if this is the best they can do. Well i suppose thye need to hide the fact that the economy is growing. As for mumsnet, well they are a bunch of middle faced sour pusses who the media love th patronise. when most mums dont have time to spend on mumsnet as they are too busy.

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  92. 231
    Anonymous says:

    Flashman in his waistcoat – elitist scrote!

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  93. 254
    the general public says:

    He’s an annoying tit…as is Michael Winner

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  94. 260
    Anonymous says:

    Maybe Dave should resurrect a few more “fire up the Quattro” remarks for next few PMQs

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  95. 261
    Anonymous says:

    What is interesting is that BBC news 24 is giving this stupid row – which only shows that those on the left have no sense of humour – more publicity than the growth figures. Now there’s a surprise.

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    • 265
      Voice of Treason says:

      Agreed. Harriet Hen is about the most dour little fatty in the Labour party. She hates anything said against women especially if it’s funny. What a bunch of miserable sods they are.

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    • 272
      Sicko says:

      Plenty more news channels out there. Russia Today and Sky News are even on Freeview now.

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  96. 262
    A Winner says:

    Sue!

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  97. 267
    A Modern Man says:

    Are we going to be blitzed by po-faced Liebore politicians and female BBC reporters spouting PC crap and making out as if some National disaster has happened?
    For fucks sake get a grip you humourless bunch of turds.

    BTW. — It’s footy tonight so our lass better have me tea ready on time and get all the pots washed before kick-off!

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  98. 270
    Charlie B says:

    http://www.guardian.co.uk/commentisfree/2011/apr/27/cameron-calm-down-dear-sexist-put-down

    The outrage begins – a more sanctimonious bit of writing you could not hope to find – also, if she was at work in “local govt” today, as her profile suggests she is when not feminist or trade union activisting, then she was writing this crap on the taxpayers time…

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  99. 277
    nogga says:

    Nothing racist about that DC Said.

    Id have said shut the fuck up bitch, iron my shirts, make my tea, and fuck off and do the washing.

    That would have given the lefty fucking nutcases some ammo.

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  100. 279
    Hang The Bastards says:

    What he should have said to her wss

    “SHUT THE FUCK UP! …….you leftie whore”

    So I don’t know what the fuss is about. To me he was being over polite.

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  101. 281
    StuartP says:

    Simples.

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  102. 282
    nell says:

    http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/scotland/8474870/Ed-Balls-attacks-Alex-Salmonds-barmy-economics.html

    johnswinney snp finance minister with the perfect obituary on bullyballs:

    “the hypocrisy of edballs has reduced labour to a laughing stock in scotland -he was a major part of the labour govt that crashed the economy and then put in place spending cuts that are deeper and tougher than margaretthatcher’s”

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    Kevin T says:

    Winner on Twitter summing it up beautifully:

    “”Are the labour party so glum they have o better to do than rattle on about a funny phrase I wrote 1o. Yearts ago it is pathetic of them” “

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  105. 293
    Well Paid Shill says:

    Spacca Bercow is on the way out and he knows it, the Tories are already gearing up for a snap general election, Vince Cable is now saying he doesn’t care if he gets the sack (a massive departure from being “unsackable” just a few months ago) and Milliband is still looking like an embarrassed schoolboy with an empty exercise book.

    Now all we need is a NO! vote on AV, Ken Clarke to get the hell away from Law and order and some redrawn boundries and bingo, we’ll be back at the polls before years end.

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  106. 298
    Anonymous says:

    Particularly ironic that Neagle was moaning about Cameron being sexist when one of her own MPs sitting right behind Miliband had her tits hanging out.

    Neagle is the most irritating, obnoxious, sanctimonious, and stupid person in Parliament (with the possible exception of Bercow).

    Whenever I’ve heard her being interviewed on a panel (ie with her and a tory going head to head), she never listens to the argument, she just makes totally illogical statements, and then shouts them louder and louder to drown out the answer. It usually goes like this:

    Neagle: “2 plus 2 equals 5.”
    Tory: “No it doesn’t. It’s 4.”
    Neagle (louder) : “2 plus 2 equals 5 because I said so”.
    Tory: “Are you trying to re-write the laws of mathematics?”
    Neagle (even louder) : “2 plus 2 equals 5. If you deny this then you’re a baby-eating granny-murdering vampire.”
    Tory: “What planet are you on, woman?”
    Neagle: “You’re being sexist. I demand that you apologise immediately.”
    Tory: “I’ll apologise for being sexist when you admit that you don’t understand, or won’t accept, the basic laws of mathematics and that you never listen to reason, logic, or facts.”
    Neagle (screaming) : “All tories are sexist rapists, and you eat black babies for breakfast.”

    I’m glad Cameron said what he did; she deserved it. Shouting loudly and at ever-increasing volume at someone repeatedly while not ever listening to the argument or accepting any facts is not something that I think any PM should accept without a solid put-down like his.

    He should now say:
    “I’ll apologise for being sexist when you apologise for bankrupting the country, and for shouting and lying at everyone who points out facts to you”

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  107. 299
    Alan Clark womaniser says:

    The only word for the snivelling whingey Labour lot is pathetic. Having been a working class Labout supporter all my life I find their approach to polotics demeaning. Thank god they were chucked out. Franly, i don’t want to pay for spoilt brats whining in parliament about a jokey comment. I’d like them to concentrate on the real matters we are worried about, not calling someone dear!! Anyhow, Davey boy needs glasses the target for his joke is anything other that good looking or dearish

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  108. 300
    I'm getting married in the morning..... says:

    Calm Down Prime Minister, your father is long time dead. LOL!

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  109. 301
    Scottie says:

    It’s not the first time he’s done this. He’s been at this for a long time – why is our leader obsessed with shite adverts???

    http://neitherangryorscared.blogspot.com/2011/04/pm-has-too-much-time-on-his-hands.html

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  110. 302
    God says:

    It is fascinatibg to look down on the antics of humans in the British parliament. I was amused (yes amused) to hear the quite appropriate comment from Mr Cameron to the quite inappropriately-named Angela “Eagle” (anything less like a majestic, soaring eagle than this silly, rather plain little female is hard to imagine – even for me!). I was even more amused to observe the usual mock outrage from the socialist ranks – hilarious!. It really is time that I created some sort of an “opposition” party worthy of the name, to replace Mr Silliband (did I get his name right?) and the rabble of second-rate socialist dross who masquerade as the “officiakl opposition” in the British parliament. I’ll think about it and maybe create something interesting to replace them!

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  111. 304
    chris says:

    We don’t want anyone producing Meerkats either from a hat

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  112. 305
    john says:

    I see Richard Littlejohn has commented on this in the daily mail drawing on Angela Eagle being an “in your face lesbian” ,the Last time Michael Winner and richard Littlejohn got together to discuss lesbians in 994,Winner called Littlejohn an Ar@e hole.

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