Want To Work For Mike Hancock?
Self-confessed teen fondler and LibDem MP Mike Hancock is “looking to recruit two bright, hard-working candidates to volunteer” in his office. The fact that he’s not paying his interns should be least of Nick Clegg’s worries when it comes to this backbencher. The advert goes on to say:
“Applicants should be reliable, enthusiastic and be sympathetic to the aims and values of the Liberal Democrats. Strong IT, organisational skills and a sense of humour essential.”
Admitting to cheating on your wife and ”kissing and cuddling” with a teenage girl in court is hardly a laughing matter.
Responsibilities for the job include:
- Drafting correspondence – Like sending sex texts to vulnerable constituents?
- Research – An unhealthy interest in both Russia and the UK’s defences is essential.
- Helping to manage Mike’s schedule – Events like midnight cocktails with a Russian currently fighting deportation for espionage.
- Occasionally attending meetings and functions. – Meetings involving brown envelopes in parks.
- Some European work may be required – “come on Princess, give me a chance…“
But beware, the successful candidate “will be required to comply with the Baseline Personnel Security Standard, undertaken by the Members’ Staff Verification Office (MSVO).”
Have they run Hancock through that verification process recently?
Some derangened looney will want to.
Teen fondling did you say?? Splendido!
I’m not running again so if I can keep out of jail then count me in!!
That’ll be a thousand euros, please.
Kerching!
More like few pints.
Why don’t you come to UK and go to our pubs and clubs, its cheap. After nine months they could go and claim benefits as single parents, every one is a winner except the tax payers.
Still he is part of the CONDOM government so he should be a fine man. How is the guy who like to share bed with younger men? Gaddafi could entertain him in his tent with some young men and solve his problems.
I’m just tickety-boo, thank you so much for asking.
LOL Liebour trolls really should think some things through
Every thing is for sale. Only question is the price.
For sale for sale; hasn’t got much time left. Bargains up to 75% off, every policy is up for sale.
Financiers in the City of London provided more than 50% of the funding for the Tories last year, new research has revealed, prompting claims that the party is in thrall to the banks.
A study by the Bureau for Investigative Journalism has found that the City accounted for £11.4m of Tory funding – 50.79% of its total haul – in 2010, a general election year. This compared with £2.7m, or 25% of its funding, in 2005, when David Cameron became party leader.
But there were still big City donations last year. David “Spotty” Rowland gave more than £4m. Stanley Fink, a hedge fund manager who was appointed the Tory treasurer last year in succession to Spencer, gave £1.9m while George Magan gave £485,000. Magan was also given a peerage.
You mean they stopped giving to Labour and gave to Tories, i never heard the left complain when they got the money and support.
We will give money money to any one who will sell policies, we controls your political parties. If BNP will win we will give them money as well.
Next time we are planning an auction.
Only question is how much you want to betray the fools who voted for you?
And how come this wierdo hasnt been kicked out of parliament yet? Or at least the Lib dems, How is Lib dems values to touch up a teenager or harras mentally ill voters?
That’s unfair!
Some of them cave the skulls of pet cats in for fun. No wonder Clegg is their leader.
Shut ya mouth, or I’ll have someone assassinate your dog.
Not that I’m anti-French, but you and William the Conqueror were both fucking Normans!
Beam me up Scottie.
WRONG UN WRONG UN WRONG UN
How this perverted Russian spy can be allowed to continue undermining the UK is beyond me. He obviously has something on somebody.
I suspect the fcukers in Westminster and beyond are all bribing and blackmailing each other.
Still taxi service is going fine. You can hire them as long as you are not Al-Fayed.
Still its fine when Russian’s give money to conservative party. What do you think they want? Hague from Osborne and Hague.
I think its pretty fair to say Guido detests handy-cock.
And why not, the man is a perverted menace to national security and a disgraceful MP for a shit party.
Carry on.
So, can we expect some one else to be present at the interview? Or will it be a sort of ‘casting’?
Sounds like a smashing job!
75,000 applied for the position of Charlie Sheen’s intern which presumably required a similar degree of moral flexibility. How many applicants will Mike have? Perhaps smarkets could do us an index.
Dunno TT, hanging about with a couple of porn stars could be quite educational for the right candidate. ‘What did you learn today, son?’ ‘How to double team dad, it’s not as easy as it looks’.
More embarrassing when you cross “swords”!
Well he happens to be my MP,you bloody well sure about all this Guido,we get nothing in the local paper about any of this,last we heard he;d been cleared of all this stuff ???ffs
by “cleared” do you mean Nick said it was fine?
let’s face it, Nick needs someone in there to make him look good by comparison
Some Ugandan work may also be required…
http://www.mikehancock.co.uk/
“Standing up for Portsmouth” …. snigger snigger…..guffaww
At least we know weirdos are in all parties….
Imagine how the Wurzel felt about being leered at by a Labour twitterer. Personally, I have more sympathy for the Wurzel, and hope he recovers soon.
Well that’s the Wurzel vote gone.
The “wurzel” was most possibly one of the skanks constituents. Nice that she holds her voters in such contempt.
A healthy contempt for your constituents then. If I didn’t know you were a Labour MP, I would have guessed.
O/T Today is Friday, The day of the famous Caption contest, I think it should be re-named “Friday fun”, I say this because in the last few months there has only been 1 or 2 annouced winners, I have no problem with this, But as Guido said other day “Its the readers that make this blog” , So i think out of respect for the readers it should be re-named or at least a paragraph saying “There was no winner, all entries were shit and no-one made Guido laugh” , Then at leat we would know were we stand ( or sit) .
I know you wont take any notice of this post Guido, But i just wanted to get it of my chest . Your blog, Your rules
You are an imposter – not enough spelling, grammar and syntax mistakes.
No, Its the real Billy , I always have a moan at no winners anouced for the caption contest
I’m Billy and so is my wife..
He’s Spartacus!
There are a fair few actually.
“sympathetic to the aims and values of the Liberal Democrats”
unlike the leadership and most of the parliamentary party
+10
2015 – CON GAIN Portsmouth South
Remember “Afghan Ron”, Brown? Hancock’s not in his class when it comes to fraternal relations with the enemy.
“will be required to comply with the Baseline Personnel Security Standard, undertaken by the Members’ Staff Verification Office (MSVO).”
My god, I honestly read ‘Baseline’ as Vaseline.
Spanish?
You slipped that one in on the sly, didn’t you?
Hasn’t HandyCock got himself on the register yet?
No doubt the casting couch will get some overtime in during the i/v and vetting process.
Perhaps its time for his long suffering wife to select the interns, as a protective measure you understand. A pair of strapping ex-RN dykes would be appropiate………………………
If they have damp bits I’ll consider ‘em.
Don’t google it but I expect that Handy Cock might be using ‘Casting Couch teens’ for reference (at least not from a work computer!) to plan his job ‘interview’
the only registers he needs to be on is a. fifth column b. sex offenders
Bubbly 16 year old girls required to service me, I mean work for me.
p.s. Down below should look like a paper cut covered by a wisp of cotton candy.
What’s the difference between Mike Hancock and Ballyregan Bob. Ballyregan Bob waits for the hare to show.
We welcome diversity and individualism in the party.
Do you spit or swallow?
Do you promise not to tell anyone what we do?
Gimme a chance Princess, I can make u happy. xxx
It’s a man’s obligation
To stick his boneration
Between a teenage girl’s separation
What? Yes. Oh. Who?! Now then. I see that… Where? Oh ok. Why?! Hold on. I was just saying that… Who?! Yes.
Sense of humour especially needed with this politclown, who keeps his brain tucked away in his Y-Fronts. Careful if he says ‘Hands up’. That means hands up knickers.
Hi Mike I’m excellent at dicktation and I’ve always had a thing for Catweazle.
Are you under 17 and is your name Ruby the Heartbreaker by any chance? If so the job is yours.
MIKE HANCOCK DID NOT HAVE SEX WITH THOSE CHILDREN.
He made lurrrrvvvve to them.
I can advise him on interview techniques.
Mike has always been faithful to me. How do I know, because he has told me so. I therefore trust him to select his own Interns. The fact that this employment Ad has also appeared in the Russian Press, does not phase me at all. Mike is also a Patriot, he has told me that too.
I demand that MI5 lock up this Spy and Pervert, and throw away the key. Is there no such thing as Royal Prerogative anymore in this f*cked up country?
Dirty old MP seeks young girlies to perv at for free. Need not be English speakers.
“”kissing and cuddling” with a teenage girl in court ”
Really? Did he kiss and cuddle in court?
Really?
WOW!
Punctuation is NOT unnecessary!
cheating on your wife and ”kissing and cuddling” with a teenage girl in court is hardly a laughing matter”
But really good fun.