The Violence of the Left
Remember when the British left joined the passing bandwagon from the States and suggested that violent political rhetoric could be blamed for violence against actual politicians? Guido never bought the line, but for all the song and dance they made, it’s funny that there has been no outcry about this posting from online looney lair Left Futures:
The Photoshopping is pretty poor, but you get the point. Left Futures is run by senile old fool Michael Meacher and his head-banging, Lufter Rahman supporting, aide Jon Lansman. The list of reasons Labour might want to tread with caution around them grows ever longer…
this deffo started in America.
Billy, you really must get a life, sitting there glued to the computer every day can’t be good for you. Don’t you have any friends?
What the fuck has it got to do with you?
Fuck off.
No.
It’s a free world, you tell them Billy B.
I don’t have any friends either.
You really are a sad case Billy, but as long as you are happy, that is what is important.
and you can work that out by reading my views on politics , dont think i am the sad case.
are you on benefits?
No!
Not on benefits Billy? Does that mean you’ve been cut off for not genuinely seeking work?
No , It fuckin means that i work and pay fuckin taxes .
You’re making the assumption that Billy is on benefits it may be that he has made a pile of cash and has taken earlyretirement or is retired(and is posting comments sitting on the verandah of his very nice pad somewhere in the sun or this is actually his job i.e. posting on various blogs..or neither.Work it out…….the thing is either way it appears he can afford to blog away on here while the rest of you are having to work…so who’s the saddo ?
does your employer know that you read this blog many times a day?
Look i’m still sore from riding the 18 year old nymfo wife last night, so sorry if I’m tetchy
It’s a bit cheeky to photoshop Ed Balls onto Osborne’s throat.
Good point. Self harm by Ed to himself as he can’t do it to the country.
I think it looks like Tracey Emin’s mouth potoshopped onto Gideon’s throat.
True. It is only right wingers who are capable of stirring up such violence such as Barack Hussein Obama’s putting cross-hairs on seats that the Republicans targetted that lead to Giffords being shot. For shame Barack Obama and you sickos at the modern Republican party.
Whats the latest count on Meachers’s houses?
Wiki:
In 1988 he lost a libel action against the journalist Alan Watkins, who had written an article in November 1984 which included the remark “Mr Meacher likes to claim that he is the son of an agricultural labourer, though I understand that his father was an accountant who retired to work on the family farm because the life suited him better.”
So.. he was the son of an agricultural labourer.
In much the same way that I’m almost the son of a miner.
Great Grandpa Reginald Busby-Herring Quango owned a diamond mine.
Great-great-aunt Harriet met this Quango fellow in Bloemfontein back in 1910. Terrific chap, if a little harsh on the poor kaffirs, according to her. I always wondered where that fancy diamond ring came from, as her branch of the family were as poor as church mice!
Sounds like the same chap.
When he became governor of Natal and later Sir Quango of Bashibazooms he had a church mouse on his coat of arms.
I don’t suppose he gave diamonds away lightly. Apparently he went to considerable trouble to steal the mine off a Belgian in the first place.
The story he later told, was that he converted to socialism and gave his wealth to the poor and needy.
But amongst his remaining effects in an old steamer trunk, were a Derringer, a pack of cards, a corset as favoured by Mafeking ladies of easy virtue and an empty whisky bottle.
Oh, and a picture of PW Botha with ‘CHEAT’ scrawled across his forehead and the eyes cut out.
I suppose, to find the truth, I could go on “Who do you think you are?”
Or as Great Granddaddy Quango might have called it “What the hell do you think you’re playing at?”
Can you imagine if the BNP had come out with something like that? The BBC would be going crazy.
If Nick Griffin converted to islam first, the BBC would say it never happened.
Why does this not surprise me? Socialism, red in tooth and claw.
If only…
You want another 150 million people murdered by an overbearing state?
Another 80 years of total wealth destruction?
How many more walls to keep their own populations as slaves?
Marxism, No thanks!
Who said anything about Marxism?
“Socialism” …”If Only”???
LOL, trying to pretend that the failures of the past were because it was the ‘wrong’ kind of Socialism that killed hundreds of millions, instead of the ‘good’ kind which never harmed the hair of a single lamb?
True, not all socialists have been or are Marxist, Hitler wasn’t.
However, the reality is, no matter how much you try to deny or pretend otherwise, Socialism has been an utter failure and worse, has brought more needless death and suffering to this world in modern times, than any other quasi-religious or political movement.
@Archer Karcher
Hitler wasn’t a socialist either. When Caroline Lucas comes on the telly do you shout “Hang on, this Hunt isn’t Green! She’s the same colour as me.”
Fuck me Hello Dolly you do talk shit. Great analogy that one.
coz dey is all dem commeeesoshalizts innits ?! ! fuud goes in mowth !? ?
@hello dolly
What part of “national socialist evades you?
The difference between socialism and (its bastard child) fascism is merely a matter of time.
@You’re Not…
The part where a small group of racial supremacists essentially hi-jack a vulnerable political party in disarray seems to be evading you. Read the thread – the accusation was that Socialism was the main motivation behind Hitler’s crimes. It wasn’t.
Thanks very much you sarky fuckwand. I think I nailed AK’s simple minded accusation pretty good. Fight dumb with dumb. Now draw a straight line between Hitler, his crimes and a Socialist agenda.
Blast! Nesting fail.
A good response let down by a basic error. Shame, because I had an insightful response that drew parallels between Nazi idealogy and how heresies develop into orthodoxies in different ways in history’s totalitarian regimes.
Instead, I can just call you a twat for posting in the wrong place.
Let the twat hear this monumental argument. I have Wikidar so if you’ve just been scouting around looking for big words then don’t expect mercy.
Sorry Dolly, Hitler was a socialist, said so himself in several speeches, cut and dried.
That must be why he called his party The Nationalist Socialist Party.
Bit of a give-away, some would say.
Oswald Mosely was a Labour MP as well wasn’t he?
And BNP get alot of votes from white ex-Labour working-class voters as well.
The main difference between Reds and National Socialists apart from the pretence of believing in some sort of equality from the Reds, is that the Nat Socs are not against private property and business ownership, but only in so far as it is used as leverage to get support. If the property/business owners don’t support them, they face confiscation and impoverishment!
The Reds just fvck anybody who dissagrees with them, and make their grand parents dissappear or shove ‘em down salt mines etc.
Many extremes call themselves “socialist”.
If you go far enough left, you meet the right.
If you go far enough right, you meet the left.
wot duz fascist meenz ?? duuuuurrrrrrr ?!?!?!
Economic Authoritarian = Marxism.
Hitler & Stalin, two pees(sic) from the same political pod.
Dolly, read a bit more than Marx and Engels. Try reading Goebbels diaries. When Hitler came to power Goebbels wrote that he wanted old Adolph to be even more socialist than he already was! Dr. G wanted the state to do even more for the workers. As someone said in an earlier post, Hitler was a nationalist but also a socialist, hence the party’s name.
What the fuck are you talking about? The end game was racial supremacy of the Aryan race [i.e. the "workers" in yours and Goebbels's books.] Strange time to believe what politicians say when the facts are all there. Have to go, someone’s just said Tony Bliar wasn’t a Socialist and a fucknut is refuting this by quoting Alistair Campbell’s diaries at him. Ah, you can never go wrong with a trusty Goebbels or Campbell quote. For fuck’s sake. I refer you to my previous “Green Party” post and invite you to get it.
Why don’t these cnuts just go way and feckin’ die, haven’t they ruined this country enough!
I’m surprised it’s not called ‘left futures behind’ really.
*Bmfff Tissh*
*Applause*
Left “futures”, as in derivatives, as in banking collapse. Apt.
thats disgusting.
the left are paranoid and desperate.
Yes, but it’s OK ‘cos we’ll just keep telling everyone the Tories are the nasty party.
After all, didn’t a wise man once say if you tell a lie big enough and keep repeating it, people will eventually come to believe it…
If you look into the left in america via Media matters and the daily kos i think thier is far more violence discussed , there argument is , Its ok if we do it because we are doing it for (insert approetie group/cause) , but if the right wingers do it then they must be hung drawn and quartered, Its the same when they protest, The left end up smashing up the place , The right go about thier protest in a P8aceful way( the only reason thier was no violence at the iraq protest was because thier was a cross section of the right and left) .
I didnt go to uni , but i understand that it is in the teachings of one of the founders of marxisim that if you cant persued people , force them ( well something like that)
wise words Billy, and we thank you for your thoughts; are you on benefits?
I refer my honourable friend to the answer which was given some moments ago. No!
are you Billy? if not are you on benefits?
Ok, you didn’t go to Uni Billy, but did you get past Pre-School? Your spelling, gammar and punctuation suggest either English as a second language, dyslexia or shit-for-brains. My bet is on all three.
“gammar”? Let he who is without sin….
To be fair, at his age, his gramma is probably dead.
I went to Uni and did Engineering but we had no interest in this puerile revolting shite, just glad to grow up, learn then earn!!
their. You dyslexic c’unt
Get a grip. English is a living language.
Hence you can get away with c’unt, instead of the normal spelling of Ed Balls.
Looks good to me.
Be careful – you might be next. Violence tends to beget violence.
I think I can handle Meacher.
Its him handling you have to watch out for.
At the very least he’d put his hand in your pocket.
All those lovely homes Meacher owns didn’t buy themselves.
No it doesn’t.
Iraq was a resounding success!!
Call me old fashioned but I find this image in very poor taste.
Oi, old-fashioned
The cretins don’t even know where the jugular veins are is.
Yes. That was apparent to me also.
isn’t Meacher another one with five houses to his name , I really must consider becoming a socialist , seems to be healthy for the wallet.
He has. And I can’t be arsed to do the research but I’ll bet that they are all held in the most tax efficient manner.
Or even tax laws altered to maximise their ability to rent-seek (at great cost to the economy).
I’m not really great when it comes to actual anatomy.
But surely that cut isn’t in the region of the jugular vein.
PS: Osborne dead looks a little like derek draper doesnt he?
Personally , I find the imagery a lot less disturbing than the utter fuckwitery of the economic delusion of the lefts’ magic money wand.
Personally, I find a clumsy picture a lot less disturbing than a government that wants to privatise our health service to put money in the pockets of its friends.
ever heard of PFI ?
You imagine I’m a Labour supporter?
Good heavens no, had you down as more of an SWP type or one of these new faux ‘anarchists’ who want more government and higher taxes.
No, just a contrary Hunt who snipes at everything but has no useful ideas at all.
Ah but PFI is not privatisation; it’s providing buildings and services at exorbitant rates and making a fortune for the friends of the (former) governing.
I’ll get my coat…
Billy, I identify you as Sir Tufton Beamish and I claim my five pounds.
Personally I find it more disturbing that people of a Left bent are still considered members of the human race. They should pool together, create their own country, give it a catchy name, like “Scotland”, and live their pipe dream of making everyone miserable IN THEIR OWN COUNTRY by taxing each other to death to pay for non-jobs while borrowing at usury rates to buy their deep-fried Mars bars! And more importantly, they should leave the human species alone!
Sounds a lot like what Madame Le Pen wants. but with deep fried pig entrails.
If she runs for the Leicestershire Council, I’ll vote for her, even if I’m going to have to learn French. (but I gather you were probably just trying to call me a Fascist…).
Still, I don’t get all this Union mania: we seem to support revolutions around the world under the principle of “self-determination”, which is often based on race and/or ethnicity, an yet, in our own home we have to live cheek by jowl with people who’d rather slit our throat (and, no, I’m not George Osborne…) if we disagree with them. Surely the world is big enough for like-minded people to pool together and make their own country and run it the way they like without inflicting their fantasies on those who don’t share them? I’m all for diversity of race, culture and opinions, but only if people are sensible enough to agree to disagree when the differences are irreconcilable.
You’ve just described the endgame of Scottish independence minus the rolling blackouts caused by fat Salmond’s obsession with windmills and wave machines.
With all the Oil, Water & Whisky. It would be cheap electricity, cheap fuel, cheap booze, free education and low taxes. Sounds like a fuckin’ nightmare. And to make matters worse for you lot your taxes would have to go up as you would no longer had the Scottish Oil subsidy to pay for your wars.
There’s more than enough hot air in the Scottish *Parliament* to power the whole country.
With the average life expectancy north of the border around 65 due to the indulgent lifestyle, they don’t cost a lot in pensions.
As long as they take back all the Jocks, I say leave them be.
Roll on Scottish independence, bloody drunken parasites.
Why this dogmatic fear of the private sector in the NHS? How many of the drugs, scanners, beds and uniforms are made by public sector companies?
Where does the money come from to pay public sector workers.
They’re probably NHS staff and are scared of having to work.
Remember Shadwells NHS specs? Think of the choice now…
Specsavers 1 hour glasses, thousands of frames to choose from, laser eye surgery at less than a weeks wages, opticians everywhere, 10 quid for an eye test.
NHS sucks. Choice Succeeds (unless you’re a lazy NHS time-server).
And £250 for three pieces of wire (aka spectcacle frames). Although I hated the NHS specs, if I could have them now, I’d take them.
Some designer frames can cost that and more but you’re not obliged to buy them and there’s plenty cheaper ones and if you’d rather pink milky bar kid specs held together with sticking plaster then you can have them.
Yes, dentistry has really improved with the introduction of private providers and those wonderful private care homes which took over those longstay cottage hospitals run by the state
Speaking from experience, private dentistry is far better than the NHS version. All I have to do now is work out how to claim the refund for the NHS dentistry I’m forced to pay for but don’t use.
Remember all the union bosses like Len Gormless who were on the 6 O’clock news everyday with their free NHS specs.
We could all go back to look like everyone else.
My Non NHS dentist is just fantastic.
They have a ceramic milling machine on site to make filling parts moulded from a special 3D camera.
They also phone me for appointments (you ever been phoned by your NHS GP?), are pleasant and helpful, (unlike every NHS counter staff person I’ve ever dealt with).
Face it. The NHS sucks, and sucks BIG STYLE.
look Bill, ampers was only asking. play the white man you miserable old ****.
White man? Is this Midsomer Murders?
The retort was not necessarily by the real Bill but maybe by the blog stalker – tat.
Here’s an interesting exchange that sums up why the police are popularly known as ‘the filth’:
Questioned by the assistant deputy coroner, Judge Peter Thornton QC, Harwood has accepted that the account of events he put in his notebook two weeks after the protests was incorrect.
These relate to Harwood’s explanation of the aftermath of his attempt to arrest a protester for daubing graffiti, when he said he came under attack from hundreds of protesters and was in fear for his life. Video cast doubt over that, and Thornton specifically went through the list.
Harwood: At the time I wrote this, I thought I fell to the floor.
Thornton: Do you now accept that this is not correct?
Harwood: Yes
Thornton: That you lost your baton – that is not correct?
Harwood: Yes
Thornton: That you received a blow to the head – that is not correct?
Harwood: Yes
Thornton: And that there were violent and dangerous confrontations – that is not correct?
Harwood: Yes.
Thornton: And you were struck by a missile – that is not correct?
Harwood: Yes.
Thornton then asked how Harwood got all this wrong when he wrote the statement on 16 April, more than two weeks after the protests.
Harwood said: “Because at the time that is what I believed happened, from the information I had, that is what I believed happened to me there.”
Let’s hope Mrs. Tomlinson and her family get the justice they deserve.
Hear, hear
Lefties only understand violence. That’s why the next time there’s a march, they should be kettled till the pips squeak!
You’ll be safe at home watching it on the news no doubt.
Get back to Labourlist.
Well thats much better than getting in a ruck and being a useful idiot on behalf of “organisers” with personal political ambitions.
Exactly.
The Left’s protests are shite.
Please show more imagination. Stop travelling to London and block a major road in your area.
If you organise it properly you and your associates will have departed by the time the Fuzz have arrived- and no TUC, Ed MiliTwat or M15-sponsored anarchists necessary.
It’s time for these tossflaps to evolve their thinking.
No! We’re all lovely people.
You want to hit me now don’t you?
Of course I do.
You’re an ideologically-deficient tossflap with the imagination of a starfish with learning disabilities.
Now please fuck off and get your lisp and adenoids sorted.
Cheers!!!!
‘It is the equivalent of a person at the height of his or her earnings power in their career having to borrow money each year to meet their spending’.
I’m slowly coming out of denial….
http://bit.ly/eaIuAB
surely they are terry smith’s words ?
I’ll plagiarise anyone.
How many labour MPs are socialists.
If socialism is public or common ownership, then can I have a share of Ed Miliband’s house.
I’m sure you can. Most socialists would piss themselves laughing at the prospect.
Do you smell of piss?
Socialism is to sharing as Rape is to Marriage.
Rape is an integral part of marriage, infidel! That is what our beloved profit told us! He nonced 9 year old with his holy johnson!
Ask Meacher for one of his houses?
the left are a danger, they despite anyone who does not agree with their beloved mantra of socialism. They are an intolerant lot, but showing a prominent politician with his neck slit is is a new low, even for them
Espically after what happend to Stehpen Timms Mp.
Spelling 2/10.Sorry but we have to let you go. A government backed benefit system is available.
whilst we are at it about the loony left their pious uproar about social mobility has left me fuming! Old Harriet (st pauls / niece of a baron or whatever) up in arms about it all. 13 years of labour have ridiculed and derided parents who have tried to do anything for their children as ‘pushy parents’ whilst putting the importance on parents going out to work.
What children need is not social mobility but aspiration. If people have the confidence to think they will do well they usually do. Why deride Clegg about his father getting him a job, a bit like deriding Cameron for where his parents decided to educate him? their parents obviously wanted them to do as well as they could for themselves?
Is this any different to Kinnock giving his children jobs? Would Blair’s children have done so well without his connections? Does Harperson have children ? what do they do?
In 1996 Harman sent her younger son Joseph to St Olave’s Grammar School, Orpington after sending her eldest son Harry to the London Oratory School, a grant-maintained school. Harman said: “This is a state school that other children in my son’s class will be going to… And admission is open to every child in Southwark irrespective of money or who their parents are”.
It’s nowhere near Southwark.
Can you even imagine the outcry if a conservative think tank published a photoshopped photo of Harriet Dromey with her throat cut? You’d never hear the end of it. Polly would go to the ECHR over it.
Not a bad idea.
If Yasmin Overreactor-Blah can call the cops for an alleged incitement to stoning, then this looks like pretty convincing evidence for a murder trial.
Yes, I’m sure Mr Fawkes would have a special section here headed ‘The Violence of the Left’ and you’d post saying, ‘It’s only a joke, She’s got no sense of humour that Harperson.’
You can always tell when lefties are upset. They come here to spout shit, just like you. Shouldn’t you be buying copies of Tony and Alistair’s memoirs, as ordered by New Labour Directive 238?
What about a photo of her with her mouth sewn up. Would that be acceptable?
How many Fabians does it take to change a light bulb?
None.
They’ll always be in the dark if they change the bulb or not.
‘The Fabians lobbied for the introduction of a minimum wage in 1906, for the creation of a universal health care system in 1911 and for the abolition of hereditary peerages in 1917.’
3 out of 3 isn’t bad, is it?
The Fabians also believed in Eugenics…..
They still do Billy, only they hide it inside their ‘Green agenda’ these days. Vile people with hidden agendas, to a person.
You mean compulsory unemployment for the low productive.
The National Death Service (30,000 killed per year because of it’s Stalinist structure).
Abolition of Peers (the only part of parliament that seems on balance to be doing a good job (recent arrivals from the looter party excepted).
Even outer party members are starting to be killed off by it’s “care”.
http://nationaldeathservice.blogspot.com/2011/04/former-nhs-director-dies-after.html
One of those was almost worth doing!
I like your work Cato, but what possible use is a minimum wage in 21st century western democracies?
It only means that a minimum wage worker in Sunderland will receive a better standard of living than an equal worker in Woking.
House prices/cost of living/ scarcity of employment/ taxes/ local taxes/ child care/ transport costs have no bearing on minimum wage.
So its useless. Except for inflating wages in areas of high unemployment and reducing employment numbers..
Now I’m aware that Labour says it doesn’t, and that Tory hysteria predictions of shedding jobs were unfounded, but, as a minimum wage employer throughout the UK, I can assure that where firms used to employ 10 staff/ unit/ day on £2ph they now employs just 3 on £-min
{That £2ph was about 15% below min wage back in the day. In some regions it was £1.80 and some it was £3.00. All depended. If advertising at £2 when plenty of jobs were on offer at £2.50 no one would apply.
That’s a 70% reduction in predominantly youth unemployment. And that was in the boom years!
And that’s the case in each firm I visit in my consultant capacity.}
Is that as in you gotta to pick a pocket ot two?
Crap logo too. It looks like a price tag in a discount clothing store, circa 1975.
We don’t give a fuck what you all think. We do what we like. And we’re glad Iraq made our Tony rich. He’s a good man.
Guido, Ask Stepthens Timms office for a comment.
“Et tu, Future?”
You’d have to get his name right first though.
Disgusting.
Don’t forget Meacher owns a substantial “buy-to-let” property portfolio in and around the posh London suburb of Wimbledon. He’s keen to advocate violence so long as he gets his rent.
They hate Georgists like me!
Meacher hangs out with tinfoil guru Alex Jones.
A good roasting eh?
Doesn’t Meacher own at least NINE properties ??
He’s an MP. What else would one expect?
Who needs overtly lefty throat-cutters?
Smiling Dave has just given away another £650 million in Danegeld we haven’t got to Pakistan.
“If we fail, we will have all the problems of migration and extremism that we don’t want to see.”
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-12967819
“If we succeed, kickbacks all round”.
That is really bad! Sick minds from these left wing thinkers.
Thay’ll be calling for socialist fatwas next.
Is not Dianne Abbot one of them?
Fatwā not Fat Arse!
Someone say Fatchwa?
She killed the miners and industry and punks and stuff, innit.
Love it!
Lansman is a member of the j*w*sh community so can we see a picture of him in a g*s cha*mber?
I think it’s at least slightly ironic that your blog is named after the most famous of all attempts to wreak violence on parliament and it’s inhabitants.
Thanks for drawing attention to something which has somehow eluded the rest of us who not blessed with a mind as astute as yours.
That’s a pleasure. Always nice to educate the thick, drooling proletarian masses.
PS if you are in the education business you should at least know that it’s “its inhabitants” – without the apostrophe. More than slightly ironic.
Ha, ha. Now THAT’S funny!
What was called Order-Order then that he treid to blow up?
Be fair! As a b*ankrupted city spiv and p*ssed up joyrider, who better to report on MPs inequities.
Agreed, seems over-qualified
Fortunately, my ancestor dealt with the original Mr Fawkes appropriately, using enhanced interrogation techniques.
The original meaning of the term rendition, as applied with a pair of red hot pincers to the nether regions.
Back the Irish !!!!!!
http://www.skysports.com/story/0,,12342_6852962,00.html
Blow them up.
Problem the ‘jugular’ – more properly the internal carotid artery is no where near the cut shown.
At best this slash would cause a traumatic puncture of the bronchus – fatal…. nah …. but it would certainly shut him up for a few weeks.
If you want to kill someone with a cut like this it has got to go all the way through to the spine, basically a virtual decapitation.
If you want tidy then your place your knife at the angle of the jaw and go up and back along the base of the skull.
Typical lefties – eh don’t even know how to cut their own throats.
Indeed Jock.
It’s more like a superficial attempt a slicing the windpipe with a blunt Stanley blade. With several rather ineffective strokes.
Very unlikely to be fatal, and clearly George is still alive and smiling.
You are not Jack The Ripper and I claim my 5 canonical victims.
Oh! Shut it you!
The cut is nowhere near a bronchus but could sever the larynx or pharyx if deep or superior thyroid artery if superficial. Alternatively could knacker the hyoid bone.
You’ve got to know what angle his head was at … I presumed it was at around 80 degrees distal to the vertical in which case this cut would be below the thyroid cartilage at the junction of the bronchus as the hyoid bone raised it superiorly on the backward extension of the neck.
This extension would also draw all the major blood vessels posteriorly behind sternocliedomastoid thus causing little more than a traumatic tracheotomy.
If the head was tipped forward then your suggestion would probably stand.
Maxillofacial surgeon – ex forces, served with the Commandos in the Falklands…
When I say Ed Balls should have his throat cut, I mean it ironically and in satirical way that shouldn’t cause offence. Yes, Labourites?
MPs love violence as long as they can hire some other thugs to perpetrate it for them.
I’m no one’s patsy.
Except when I get offered the role of human rights envoy to Iraq. And then I vote for it. And by the way, didn’t I do a splendid job as human rights envoy?
I wear a Pashmina to show my support for a career built on the back of some wo*s.
Did la Nicholson get the hump when the Torys saw she was a self serving cow or when she did an Esther Rantzen and stole some one else’s husband?
What a shock, not a peep from the BBC, but remember when the BBC found out about Sarah Palin’s ‘targets’ on Democrat seats?
Conjures up a vision of an Alaska shooting spree, Annie Oakley gets her gun out and pumps a few caps into a Donkeys ass.
Hear! Hear!
If your average woman can survive with a gash like that,so can George.
Especially if he borrows one of Phil Woolas’s tampons to stop the bleeding.
Rather poor photoshopping for a start.
It does show how nasty the “Forward Thinking for the Democratic Left” is.
The are so democratic that they think cutting the throats of democratically elected politicians is “Forward Thinking”.
Such is the capacity for double-think of those on the hard left.
Cutting the throats of half the populations example of democratically elected politicians is not the exclusive property of the left.
Some of us dream of nothing else.
In my day, we would have dispatched of this grain-hoarding kulak with a single bullet to the back of the head without a moment’s thought.
Eight decades on and the true spirit of bolshevism lives on.
Left v Right?
You’re either in the club or you’re not.
Taking the piss out of desperate young people by paying fuck all for an intern, apart from what could be claimed on Parliamentary expenses, is another of Labours legacies that we inherited.
Thank fuck i stood up against it.
Rupert’s going to finish up putting his hand in his pocket big time.
Doesn’t your heart just bleed for him?
Or alternatively: -
http://img847.imageshack.us/i/ballsy.jpg/
did someone piss of the Gurkhas again?
Ayo Gorkhali!
“piss of the Gurkhas”?
They should bottle it. As a tonic for weedy leftists.
Us lefties ain’t weedy. We’ll have you soft bastards!
The last time that the right turned up in Parliament Square they got a good kicking.
How we laughed!
The last time the left rioted they got a good kicking from the police. Pity you won’t get compensation, mind you if you were a Blackpool paedophile you would.
Look this recent mantra that all squaddies and the armed services, especially the Gurkha’s are hallowed ground has gone to far. Granted that most when they pass out of training are better people than when they joined up but there is no need for politicians to worship the very ground they walk on.
Union street Plymouth on a Friday and Saturday night is an eye opener.
Piss off, the Gurkhas.
A candidate for Derby City Council has apologised for using a false name in a BBC phone-in about honesty in politics.
Ashley Waterhouse, 22, a Conservative standing in the Normanton ward, rang Radio Derby’s breakfast show calling himself “Paul in Normanton”. His voice and number were recognised and, after initial denials, Mr Waterhouse admitted he had lied.
Derby South Conservative Association said it had rejected his resignation, calling the deception a “mistake”. Mr Waterhouse had called Monday’s breakfast show but had been told that as a candidate in May’s election he could not take part.
He then rang back as Paul to support calls for politicians to face more rigorous screening of their backgrounds. Mr Waterhouse, posing as Paul, was again asked if he was taking part in the elections. Phil Trow, the host of the breakfast show, said: “He said no at that point. “When we discovered it was his phone number, we phoned him back and asked him whether he was Ashley Waterhouse. He denied it then.
“We phoned him back three times and had three different conversations and he came up with a whole list of elaborate excuses. “Eventually he phoned back and did confess”.
Asked why he had used a false name, Mr Waterhouse, said: “At the end of the day we all make mistakes, don’t we?” He added: “As the joke goes, ‘how can you tell a politician is lying? Because he moves his lips’, as I am now. But as I said, it was my decision and not the party’s – I am not perfect.”
Phil Bailey, chairman of Derby South Conservative Association, said: “I think it was a genuine mistake, I don’t think it was deceit and lies. “I just think he wanted to get his point over and I think it was the only way he could see to do it.”
Does this give a whole new meaning to cut throat politics?.
We live in hope.
Left to right dictionary
Future = Past
Fair = Favoured
Poorest = Client
Progressive = Redistribute
Marxism = Stagnant
Liberal = Gay
Proletariat = Gardener
Nationalised = Unproductive
Central planning = Failure
But who who gives a fuck
Have you read Bill’s blog?
No neither have i.
Lifes too short to be arsed reading the witterings of some right wing dinosaur long past his extinguished date.
Me! A member of two different unions being called an old Tory. My comrades will be most upset.
Do enlighten us as to your Unionist credentials.
Brothers – Funders
Sisters – Lezzas
Respect – Splitters
So dave gives P@kistan £650m to build schools. Sounds all well and good but you can be sure that is £650m less that P@kistan will be spending on new schools.
FFS This country is flooded with P@kistanis sending money back home. Why is Dave throwing £650m into a black hole of corruption?
Or is it that our politicians want the ethnic vote so much that they are prepared to go down the ethnic route and pay bribes?
Over half a billion more pounds borrowed from the Shylock banksters to give to corrupt Pakistani regime toadies that Mr&Mrs taxslave will paying back for years.
These ‘schools’ teaching little future islamists about infidels and that non muslims are dogs and monkeys will be churning legions of willing cannon fodder for the jihad and wannabe terrorists for years and is Dave of the opinion that because the UK funded their education they will become little union Jack waving friends of the infidel British? They will leave those schools filled with a burning passion for burning that union Jack.
But hey! Dave wants to make a new start with pakistan just as it descends into the maw of islamism, greeeeaaat. Pakistan can concentrate on spending tens of billions on arms and weapons and the odd nuclear weapon of mass destruction while the UK taxslave can take care of educating the next generation of islamic warriors.
Dave has triumphed yet again, not only is he slashing the UK armed forces to little more than a palace guard he is building up and educating the UKs next and most deadly enemy. Thanks Dave!
Why?
Danegeld.
(I suggested that 3 hours ago, but it’s still awaiting moderation. Ho hum).
Moneybags Dave: “If we fail, we will have all the problems of migration and extremism that we don’t want to see.”
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-12967819
We will have it anyway seeing we are living in a world filled with thick retards who think having four wives and multiple kids can carry on for infinite amount of time without the bubble bursting ever….
1 million interbred, schoolgirl grooming, drug smuggling, insurance scamming, wife beating voters are not to be sniffed at.
We can’t put our own schools in good repair, never mind anyone elses.
What is the retard doing, and where is his fucking mandate?.
Cameron/ Clegg et al, as bad as the last bunch of tossers, there’s no fucking difference.
Dave’s core argument is that the UK is incapable of defending itself against the threat on its own doorstep.
Therefore we must borrow the money to pay another country to do it for us.
And which country was that again, Dave?
Assisted passages back home should be the order of the day.
The London Polly class has no idea at what is going on outside Londonia, and even if they did I guarantee they would never take their pencils from their ears.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1373002/Gaddafis-diaspora-Libyans-overwhelming-Lampedusa.html
Hundreds of thousands more on the way – just sayin’.
And Dave wants us in his warm cuddly debt ridden EU socialist club too!
184 – 6 million on the figures you don’t want to admit to Baroness.
Just thought I’d give a commentary on how those “travel shops” in the Northern Heart of Darkness work, Mr Enrichment A goes in with carrier of cash from takeaway, shop, whatever and gives it to “Uncle” behind counter who makes note of amount of cash.
Uncle then takes a percentage cut and by ‘phone, text, etc., sends message to his opposite number in Pakistan who dispenses that amount of money to Enrichment B nominated by Enrichment A. No paperwork, no hassle, no trace. No Governent or BofE interference, they don’t want to know. Quelle surprise!
He’s also just gone and announced that most of the world’s problems are our fault. Why not just paint a great big fucking cross hair on Britain while you’re at it Dave, you self abasing, self loathing, yellow piss streaked gimp !
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/politics/david-cameron/8430899/David-Cameron-Britain-caused-many-of-the-worlds-problems.html
It’s a good job Dave’s got lots of lolly
To give away while off on a jolly
But what’s that on his face – a worried frown
‘Cos poor Old Blighty’s defences are down?
That money’s to buy us all peace of mind
It ain’t just Cast Iron being too kind
Keeping us safe? No, he can’t hack that job
He’s outsourced it for a couple of bob
I hate Cameron like I hated Brown only much more so, at least Brown as a dribbling retarded mental case couldnt help himself but whats Camerons excuse?
You cant buy off an islamist he will hate you even more for being weak, they only respect strength and all Dave is doing is making these people hate us more.
The picture shows that the Tories and Labour are neck-and-neck in the race to get votes from the cut-throat savages.
I’m changing my name by deed poll to Spunky Tossflaps.
This from Seen Elsewhere;
“Labour Want to Cut More Than Thatcher”.
A useful reminder that Violence was and is a weapon that the Left is unafraid to use.
And of course we all know that peaceful protest gets you everywhere.
Worked for me.
An’ me
me an’ all
National socialist does exactly what it says on the coffin.
You can send these fuckers comments via their website – just did mine…
‘That picture of Osbourne is sick, but that is no surprise coming from the party that gave us McBride, Campbell and the mad twisted monster that was Brown. I’m off now to piss on Michael Foot’s grave. I may even dig him up and give him a kicking.’
Suggest others do the same with graphic suggestions of what they would like to do with Blinky and Grommit
Just Google ‘UAF racist attack’ or ‘UAF violence’ if you want to see what the extreme-left really like to get up to.
Is Ed Miliband’s blank sheet of paper still blank. A bit like his gormless face.
And yet he’s just a Nick Clegg heart attack away from becoming Prime Minister.
While you’ll just remain gormless.
Haven’t you got a confession to make? Your in denial just like labour.
Got nothing to deny. Both sides of the House are c’unts pissing themselves laughing at those who vote for them.
Ed miliband whinged at Cameron the other week, saying that Cameron was attacking his family (David Miliband). I remember Ed Miliband calling Cameron “airbrushed”. I suppose socialist-trotsky insults don’t count.
Ed, if you lie then you have to have a good memory.
They’re all Hunts, on both sides of the house, so why do we care what they say to eachother. It’s of no relevance in the real world.
Has George been kissed by Cherie _ I think we shoudl be told
More like Cherie is a vampire. Poor George didn’t stand a chance.
Hello AV, Goodbye and good riddance C*nservatives.
I can’t decide on a moniker.
I’ve tried so many out tonight yet none seem to fit
I might just go back to being TaT.
Just concentrate on being a no nothing, barking up the wrong tree c’unt.
It’s what you’re best at.
nutter
Said the prat who thinks lolol is pretty neat.
Well it’s more accepted and used in general life than green policies will ever be.
LOLLOLLOL
Wake up and smell the prevailing wind you fucking imbecile.
Dave’s all for green issues.
Hello you bastard Liberals, in permanent coalition.
I shall be spouting unadulterated, overweening, socialist rodomontade on tomorrow’s LBC radio from 7.00am.
I would recommend you fit the size 14 bullsh1t filters on your on your earphones as I have no intention of being even slightly honest.
I intend to talk over the radio for the duration of the broadcast.
Whereas no one will be listening as you stumble out of bed scratching your spotty t*ry arse on route to dumping whatever brains you haven’t thrown up the night before down the sh*tter.
‘En route’, you loser, ‘en route’.
Either way, lets hope he makes it to the porcelein before his arse emits another t’urd of hopeless envy.
It’s noble and just and for the better of everyone when the left kill people.
It’s opression and fascism and evil when people fight back against the left.
Their knowledge of anatomy leaves something to be desired. That slash wouldn’t get the jugular….
Democratic Left???
A contradiction in terms surely??
Yes it is Bob and don’t call me surely.
’And to the Republican party of Massachusetts, if you think this is gonna happen here, it is going to be over thousands of dead people’s bodies. If you think Wisconsin was anything, we need to stop these guys in their tracks now and kill their bills at the State house.”
Leftism = Deathcult
How’s that Presidential runny thing workin out for ya ?
Keeping you worried (which I think’s the main idea).
Did I forget to wish you well?
Sorry, Get well soon.
It’s keeping me laughing dumbass, laughing at a drooling simpleton like you and your moronic idol still too scared to run against a mooslim from Kenya.
If she ever stops cowering from Obama and run I’ll be the first to laugh even harder at you and your cretinous intellectual object of worship as the rest of the sane world mocks her and her fuckwit followers like you.
Cheer up AC1, one day you might grow up to be as smart as her.
Ha ha ha ha ha!!
Now, now children. If you can’t play nicely, i’ll have to take your sovereignty away, and you wouldn’t vote for that would you?
Just take the chill pill for 204 secs and forget Balls, Millitwat..etc!
I don’t know waht all the fuss is about, they, I meen, I managed to cut my wrists with a blunt penknife and, I might add, without spilling hardly any blood.
Oh and I feel like typing the name alister campbell and bliar.
“While the community activist has always been embedded in Smith’s spirit, it was actually a meeting with British Prime Minister David Cameron (before he was prime minister) years ago that inspired Smith’s run for office.
At the time, Cameron was leader of the Conservative Party and was leading a campaign to get rid of hip-hop in the United Kingdom. Cameron was displeased with the genre, saying there was no place for music with foul language and vivid tales of street violence, Smith recalled.
“I said what you’re hearing through the radio is a reaction to the disenfranchisement of a people because of the policies that have been put down on them,” Smith said he told Cameron. “I said if you cut that voice, which is un-Democratic — what do you think is going to happen? They’re going to stop crying about it and they’re going to hit the streets.”
Cameron stood corrected and later — along with Smith and others — launched Hugs for Hoodies, a program geared toward educating youth on both the production and business aspects of the music business.”
http://edition.cnn.com/2011/SHOWBIZ/celebrity.news.gossip/04/04/rapper.rhymefest.Chicago.politics/
After Eds recent OTT speeches he will be a prime suspect for any Whitechapel Murders Mk 2.
I would blame Mrs. Thatch myself!
Tinfoil alert! There’s been a spate of TV news reporters in America talking gibberish, which has sparked all the usual conspiracy theories. When I first heard about news reporters talking gibberish, I just assumed it was Fox News.
It IS very odd though…
Drollery of the night so far – Bryant of underpants shame spouting on labour propaganda programme (bbc news) saying that Yates of the Yard is now in a completely untenable position re the NOW hackings (who cares?)
Bryant has a hide of battleship grade lino – no shame – and he’s a c*nt.
So you can still get it?, the battleship grade lino I mean.
Yes, certainly up until very recently altho’ similar now patterned and sliced into lengths to resemble wood strip flooring. Re the lino, I always bought the actual battleship grey colour.
His shame should be being photographed in skidmarked pants.
‘appen I’m getting an erection lad, ba goom!
1/ Appear on Interweb in Underpants
2/ ?????
3/ Political Success!
In Chris “gnome” Bryants case this seems to have worked!
Terrible, the shittiest photoshopping I’ve ever seen!
No doubt he/she earned an A* last year.
Some trollop on Newsnight flashing thigh.
So how are MPs now off for a 3 week Easter break?
simple mate
we just don’t turn in but continue to claim expenses on everything we do
it’s a lovely life, even get to be on the telly…..
Just read the Telegraph article reporting that iDave has said (in medieval terrorist loving Pakistan no less) Britain is to blame for many of the world’s problems.
I am not proud of our colonial past but fact is every race, tribe and nation behaved like this since the year dot. We were one of the first to realise it is not a good thing.
Fuck off Dave you useless jellyfish.
Didn’t you notice they’ve reverted to savagery?
Soshellizm wil sayve uss!
I’m taking it up the arse from P*k*stan tonight.
Pip! Pip!
Our own schools in massive need of repairs,building programmes stopped,kids being taught in slum like buildings,local councils facing massive cuts and what does Cameron think is a priority for this countries scarce funds….you’ve guessed it giving £650 Million(that the country can ill afford) to build schools in Pakistan..absolutely unbelievable!!!!!!!What next ? £500 Million to give ‘em all free computers ?? He needs to re-think his priorities and get a grip at home instead of throwing British Tax-Payers Money away needlessly abroad whilst cutting services and spending projects in the UK.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1373478/David-Cameron-offers-Pakistan-650m-spend-education.html
I think Cameron wants to be seen as an international statesman. By giving away our money – i said OUR MONEY – he thinks others will like him more. Behaviour of the corrupt imbecile me thinks
What are you moaning about the state of our schools for? Just move to Pakistan.
“Guido never bought the line, but now I can aim it at the left it’s a handy weapon.”
That other gaping open wound Balls was
pinned a bit this morning by Evan ‘the terminator’
Davis. Now that commentators are genning up a bit
on deficit language and facts poor old Balls is
struggling with self evident bollocks.
Personally I find the Murdoch jugular considerably more inviting.
http://hat4uk.wordpress.com/2011/04/05/hackgate-day-81-murdoch-retreats-behind-another-line/
Well after reading todays papers I wash my hands of labour, cons and libdems. All 3 are a shower of shit and do not represent the British people any longer.
I voted cons to get rid of labour, I was hoping for a real conservative government. I wont be voting for any ‘mainstram’ party ever again.
Wel vote Monster Raving LOONEY , at least you’ll have a laugh!!
Vote for the party the BBC hates the most, because the BBC are arseholes.
what exackerley have I done to deserve the problems with te economee?
I’m only little and my dad has no job now cos of refundicee things and we have harldy any money left and can’t buy a house to live in
it’s not fair
Ask Ed Miliband to tell you why.
If he mentions banks then stick your tongue out at him.
Vote anyone but the big three and socialists.
Move to Blackpool and I’ll look after you.
I see ladyboy danny alexander is now claiming that the government has knocked 6p off the price of petrol. Apparently the increase that was due but never implemented now counts as a discount on the total that would have been if it was. Actually the 1p decrease has not shown up anywhere as garages still have to maintain costs. So his 6p decrease in petrol is actaully a lie – otherwise known as politicianspeak. You don’t fool us danny. How exactly is the recession impacting on you personally? Nah, didn’t think it was, you bastard
Dave boy is as bad as Brown, handing out good money after bad internationally, pretending he is some kind of world statesman. If he is not careful he will be a one termer.
Do you not think that Davy Boy is just obeying orders from the EU directive? He and most of the politicos are just puppets of a far greater organisation, which is now headed by the banking fraternity!
Even having his throat slashed doesn’t remove the smug grin however.