April 5th, 2011

The Violence of the Left

Remember when the British left joined the passing bandwagon from the States and suggested that violent political rhetoric could be blamed for violence against actual politicians? Guido never bought the line, but for all the song and dance they made, it’s funny that there has been no outcry about this posting from online looney lair Left Futures:

The Photoshopping is pretty poor, but you get the point. Left Futures is run by senile old fool Michael Meacher and his head-banging, Lufter Rahman supporting, aide Jon Lansman. The list of reasons Labour might want to tread with caution around them grows ever longer…

Via Harry’s Place


  1. 1
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    this deffo started in America.

  2. 2
    QWERTY says:

    Can you imagine if the BNP had come out with something like that? The BBC would be going crazy.

  3. 3
    Fenrir says:

    Why does this not surprise me? Socialism, red in tooth and claw.

  4. 4
    Jolyon Wagg says:

    I’m surprised it’s not called ‘left futures behind’ really.

  5. 5
    the last quango in paris says:

    thats disgusting.

    the left are paranoid and desperate.

  6. 6
    Ampers says:

    Billy, you really must get a life, sitting there glued to the computer every day can’t be good for you. Don’t you have any friends?

  7. 7
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    If you look into the left in america via Media matters and the daily kos i think thier is far more violence discussed , there argument is , Its ok if we do it because we are doing it for (insert approetie group/cause) , but if the right wingers do it then they must be hung drawn and quartered, Its the same when they protest, The left end up smashing up the place , The right go about thier protest in a P8aceful way( the only reason thier was no violence at the iraq protest was because thier was a cross section of the right and left) .

    I didnt go to uni , but i understand that it is in the teachings of one of the founders of marxisim that if you cant persued people , force them ( well something like that)

  8. 8
    Cato Street Conspirator says:

    Looks good to me.

  9. 9
    Cato Street Conspirator says:

    If only…

  10. 10
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    What the fuck has it got to do with you?

    Fuck off.

  11. 11
    AC1 says:

    You want another 150 million people murdered by an overbearing state?
    Another 80 years of total wealth destruction?
    How many more walls to keep their own populations as slaves?

    Marxism, No thanks!

  12. 12
    dadsfortwoaircraftcarriers says:

    Call me old fashioned but I find this image in very poor taste.

  13. 13
    Anus horribilis says:

    The cretins don’t even know where the jugular veins are is.

  14. 14
    Anonymous says:

    isn’t Meacher another one with five houses to his name , I really must consider becoming a socialist , seems to be healthy for the wallet.

  15. 15
    biology pedant. says:

    I’m not really great when it comes to actual anatomy.
    But surely that cut isn’t in the region of the jugular vein.

    PS: Osborne dead looks a little like derek draper doesnt he?

  16. 16
    Backwoodsman says:

    Personally , I find the imagery a lot less disturbing than the utter fuckwitery of the economic delusion of the lefts’ magic money wand.

  17. 17
    Google Translator says:


  18. 18
    Cato Street Conspirator says:

    Who said anything about Marxism?

  19. 19
    albert hall says:

    look Bill, ampers was only asking. play the white man you miserable old ****.

  20. 20
    Cato Street Conspirator says:

    Personally, I find a clumsy picture a lot less disturbing than a government that wants to privatise our health service to put money in the pockets of its friends.

  21. 21
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    ever heard of PFI ?

  22. 22
    I don't need no doctor says:

    It’s a free world, you tell them Billy B.

  23. 23
    Ampers says:

    You really are a sad case Billy, but as long as you are happy, that is what is important.

  24. 24
    Engineer says:

    Be careful – you might be next. Violence tends to beget violence.

  25. 25
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    and you can work that out by reading my views on politics , dont think i am the sad case.

  26. 26
    Titford Hat says:

    White man? Is this Midsomer Murders?

  27. 27
    Cato Street Conspirator says:

    You imagine I’m a Labour supporter?

  28. 28
    slashnburn says:

    Personally I find it more disturbing that people of a Left bent are still considered members of the human race. They should pool together, create their own country, give it a catchy name, like “Scotland”, and live their pipe dream of making everyone miserable IN THEIR OWN COUNTRY by taxing each other to death to pay for non-jobs while borrowing at usury rates to buy their deep-fried Mars bars! And more importantly, they should leave the human species alone!

  29. 29
    Sidney Street says:

    Here’s an interesting exchange that sums up why the police are popularly known as ‘the filth':

    Questioned by the assistant deputy coroner, Judge Peter Thornton QC, Harwood has accepted that the account of events he put in his notebook two weeks after the protests was incorrect.

    These relate to Harwood’s explanation of the aftermath of his attempt to arrest a protester for daubing graffiti, when he said he came under attack from hundreds of protesters and was in fear for his life. Video cast doubt over that, and Thornton specifically went through the list.

    Harwood: At the time I wrote this, I thought I fell to the floor.
    Thornton: Do you now accept that this is not correct?
    Harwood: Yes
    Thornton: That you lost your baton – that is not correct?
    Harwood: Yes
    Thornton: That you received a blow to the head – that is not correct?
    Harwood: Yes
    Thornton: And that there were violent and dangerous confrontations – that is not correct?
    Harwood: Yes.
    Thornton: And you were struck by a missile – that is not correct?
    Harwood: Yes.

    Thornton then asked how Harwood got all this wrong when he wrote the statement on 16 April, more than two weeks after the protests.

    Harwood said: “Because at the time that is what I believed happened, from the information I had, that is what I believed happened to me there.”

  30. 30
    Mike Hunt says:

    Ah but PFI is not privatisation; it’s providing buildings and services at exorbitant rates and making a fortune for the friends of the (former) governing.

    I’ll get my coat…

  31. 31
    sockpuppet #4 says:

    Sounds a lot like what Madame Le Pen wants. but with deep fried pig entrails.

  32. 32
    Google Translator says:

    I don’t have any friends either.

  33. 33
    Cato Street Conspirator says:

    Billy, I identify you as Sir Tufton Beamish and I claim my five pounds.

  34. 34
    man perched on the barstool says:

    are you on benefits?

  35. 35
    Yeah, right..... says:

    He has. And I can’t be arsed to do the research but I’ll bet that they are all held in the most tax efficient manner.

  36. 36
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:


  37. 37
    Cato Street Conspirator says:

    Not on benefits Billy? Does that mean you’ve been cut off for not genuinely seeking work?

  38. 38
    Cato Street Conspirator says:

    I think I can handle Meacher.

  39. 39
    man perched on the barstool says:

    wise words Billy, and we thank you for your thoughts; are you on benefits?

  40. 40
    Yeah, right..... says:

    Why this dogmatic fear of the private sector in the NHS? How many of the drugs, scanners, beds and uniforms are made by public sector companies?

  41. 41
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    No , It fuckin means that i work and pay fuckin taxes .

  42. 42
    Socialists love violence! says:

    Lefties only understand violence. That’s why the next time there’s a march, they should be kettled till the pips squeak!

  43. 43
    Ed Bollokov ( Son of Brown, Deficit-Admirer-in Chief says:

    ‘It is the equivalent of a person at the height of his or her earnings power in their career having to borrow money each year to meet their spending’.

    I’m slowly coming out of denial….


  44. 44
    I don't need no doctor says:

    How many labour MPs are socialists.
    If socialism is public or common ownership, then can I have a share of Ed Miliband’s house.

  45. 45
    The truth is out there somewhere says:

    You’re making the assumption that Billy is on benefits it may be that he has made a pile of cash and has taken earlyretirement or is retired(and is posting comments sitting on the verandah of his very nice pad somewhere in the sun or this is actually his job i.e. posting on various blogs..or neither.Work it out…….the thing is either way it appears he can afford to blog away on here while the rest of you are having to work…so who’s the saddo ?

  46. 46

    Its him handling you have to watch out for.
    At the very least he’d put his hand in your pocket.

  47. 47
    Anti Labour Vote says:

    the left are a danger, they despite anyone who does not agree with their beloved mantra of socialism. They are an intolerant lot, but showing a prominent politician with his neck slit is is a new low, even for them

  48. 48
    the last quango in paris says:

    whilst we are at it about the loony left their pious uproar about social mobility has left me fuming! Old Harriet (st pauls / niece of a baron or whatever) up in arms about it all. 13 years of labour have ridiculed and derided parents who have tried to do anything for their children as ‘pushy parents’ whilst putting the importance on parents going out to work.

    What children need is not social mobility but aspiration. If people have the confidence to think they will do well they usually do. Why deride Clegg about his father getting him a job, a bit like deriding Cameron for where his parents decided to educate him? their parents obviously wanted them to do as well as they could for themselves?

    Is this any different to Kinnock giving his children jobs? Would Blair’s children have done so well without his connections? Does Harperson have children ? what do they do?

  49. 49
    I don't need no doctor says:

    Let’s hope Mrs. Tomlinson and her family get the justice they deserve.

  50. 50
    AC1 says:

    “Socialism” …”If Only”???

  51. 51
    Socialists love violence! says:

    Can you even imagine the outcry if a conservative think tank published a photoshopped photo of Harriet Dromey with her throat cut? You’d never hear the end of it. Polly would go to the ECHR over it.

  52. 52
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    Espically after what happend to Stehpen Timms Mp.

  53. 53
    AC1 says:

    Or even tax laws altered to maximise their ability to rent-seek (at great cost to the economy).

  54. 54
    the last quango in paris says:

    In 1996 Harman sent her younger son Joseph to St Olave’s Grammar School, Orpington after sending her eldest son Harry to the London Oratory School, a grant-maintained school. Harman said: “This is a state school that other children in my son’s class will be going to… And admission is open to every child in Southwark irrespective of money or who their parents are”.

  55. 55

    How many Fabians does it take to change a light bulb?

    They’ll always be in the dark if they change the bulb or not.

  56. 56
    Sidney Street says:

    You’ll be safe at home watching it on the news no doubt.

  57. 57
    I don't need no doctor says:

    Where does the money come from to pay public sector workers.

  58. 58
    Sidney Street says:

    I’m sure you can. Most socialists would piss themselves laughing at the prospect.

  59. 59

    Not a bad idea.

    If Yasmin Overreactor-Blah can call the cops for an alleged incitement to stoning, then this looks like pretty convincing evidence for a murder trial.

  60. 60
    Anonymous says:

    does your employer know that you read this blog many times a day?

  61. 61
    Sidney Street says:

    Yes, I’m sure Mr Fawkes would have a special section here headed ‘The Violence of the Left’ and you’d post saying, ‘It’s only a joke, She’s got no sense of humour that Harperson.’

  62. 62
    Socialists love violence! says:

    Get back to Labourlist.

  63. 63
    AC1 says:

    They’re probably NHS staff and are scared of having to work.

    Remember Shadwells NHS specs? Think of the choice now…
    Specsavers 1 hour glasses, thousands of frames to choose from, laser eye surgery at less than a weeks wages, opticians everywhere, 10 quid for an eye test.

    NHS sucks. Choice Succeeds (unless you’re a lazy NHS time-server).

  64. 64
    Sir William Waad says:

    Crap logo too. It looks like a price tag in a discount clothing store, circa 1975.

  65. 65
    Cato Street Conspirator says:

    ‘The Fabians lobbied for the introduction of a minimum wage in 1906, for the creation of a universal health care system in 1911 and for the abolition of hereditary peerages in 1917.’

    3 out of 3 isn’t bad, is it?

  66. 66
    Socialists love violence! says:

    You can always tell when lefties are upset. They come here to spout shit, just like you. Shouldn’t you be buying copies of Tony and Alistair’s memoirs, as ordered by New Labour Directive 238?

  67. 67
    AC1 says:

    Socialism is to sharing as Rape is to Marriage.

  68. 68
    Sidney Street says:

    We don’t give a fuck what you all think. We do what we like. And we’re glad Iraq made our Tony rich. He’s a good man.

  69. 69
    Archer Karcher says:

    LOL, trying to pretend that the failures of the past were because it was the ‘wrong’ kind of Socialism that killed hundreds of millions, instead of the ‘good’ kind which never harmed the hair of a single lamb?
    True, not all socialists have been or are Marxist, Hitler wasn’t.
    However, the reality is, no matter how much you try to deny or pretend otherwise, Socialism has been an utter failure and worse, has brought more needless death and suffering to this world in modern times, than any other quasi-religious or political movement.

  70. 70
    Sir William Waad says:

    It’s a bit cheeky to photoshop Ed Balls onto Osborne’s throat.

  71. 71
    Abe Simpson says:

    True. It is only right wingers who are capable of stirring up such violence such as Barack Hussein Obama’s putting cross-hairs on seats that the Republicans targetted that lead to Giffords being shot. For shame Barack Obama and you sickos at the modern Republican party.

  72. 72
    Mahmud Jibril al-Saleem bin Wafak din Ibrahim says:

    Rape is an integral part of marriage, infidel! That is what our beloved profit told us! He nonced 9 year old with his holy johnson!

  73. 73
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    Guido, Ask Stepthens Timms office for a comment.

  74. 74
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    The Fabians also believed in Eugenics…..

  75. 75
    Crikey says:

    Whats the latest count on Meachers’s houses?

  76. 76
    sockpuppet #4 says:

    surely they are terry smith’s words ?

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    I don't need no doctor says:

    What about a photo of her with her mouth sewn up. Would that be acceptable?

  78. 78
    Andrew Efiong says:


    Don’t forget Meacher owns a substantial “buy-to-let” property portfolio in and around the posh London suburb of Wimbledon. He’s keen to advocate violence so long as he gets his rent.

  79. 79
    AC1 says:

    You mean compulsory unemployment for the low productive.
    The National Death Service (30,000 killed per year because of it’s Stalinist structure).
    Abolition of Peers (the only part of parliament that seems on balance to be doing a good job (recent arrivals from the looter party excepted).

    Even outer party members are starting to be killed off by it’s “care”.


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    Boredom says:

    One of those was almost worth doing! :D

  81. 81
    Archer Karcher says:

    All those lovely homes Meacher owns didn’t buy themselves.

  82. 82
    AC1 says:

    They hate Georgists like me!

  83. 83
    I don't need no doctor says:

    Do you smell of piss?

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    Socialists love violence! says:

    Meacher hangs out with tinfoil guru Alex Jones.

  85. 85
    Ed 'Mahatma' Miliband says:

    No! We’re all lovely people.

    You want to hit me now don’t you?

  86. 86
    albacore says:

    Who needs overtly lefty throat-cutters?
    Smiling Dave has just given away another £650 million in Danegeld we haven’t got to Pakistan.
    “If we fail, we will have all the problems of migration and extremism that we don’t want to see.”


  87. 87
    Ed Bollokov ( Son of Brown, Deficit-Admirer-in Chief says:

    I’ll plagiarise anyone.

  88. 88
    I don't need no doctor says:

    Is that as in you gotta to pick a pocket ot two?

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    Hello Dolly says:

    @Archer Karcher

    Hitler wasn’t a socialist either. When Caroline Lucas comes on the telly do you shout “Hang on, this Hunt isn’t Green! She’s the same colour as me.”

  90. 90
    I don't need no doctor says:

    A good roasting eh?

  91. 91
    Archer Karcher says:

    Good heavens no, had you down as more of an SWP type or one of these new faux ‘anarchists’ who want more government and higher taxes.

  92. 92
    Joss Taskin says:

    Doesn’t Meacher own at least NINE properties ??

  93. 93
    Crikey says:

    Well thats much better than getting in a ruck and being a useful idiot on behalf of “organisers” with personal political ambitions.

  94. 94
    Crikey says:

    Ask Meacher for one of his houses?

  95. 95
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    Look i’m still sore from riding the 18 year old nymfo wife last night, so sorry if I’m tetchy

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    extremely angry & pissed off! says:

    That is really bad! Sick minds from these left wing thinkers.

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    Deep Who says:

    Fuck me Hello Dolly you do talk shit. Great analogy that one.

  98. 98
    Red Ed Drama Queen says:

    Love it!

  99. 99

    I like your work Cato, but what possible use is a minimum wage in 21st century western democracies?

    It only means that a minimum wage worker in Sunderland will receive a better standard of living than an equal worker in Woking.

    House prices/cost of living/ scarcity of employment/ taxes/ local taxes/ child care/ transport costs have no bearing on minimum wage.

    So its useless. Except for inflating wages in areas of high unemployment and reducing employment numbers..

    Now I’m aware that Labour says it doesn’t, and that Tory hysteria predictions of shedding jobs were unfounded, but, as a minimum wage employer throughout the UK, I can assure that where firms used to employ 10 staff/ unit/ day on £2ph they now employs just 3 on £-min

    {That £2ph was about 15% below min wage back in the day. In some regions it was £1.80 and some it was £3.00. All depended. If advertising at £2 when plenty of jobs were on offer at £2.50 no one would apply.
    That’s a 70% reduction in predominantly youth unemployment. And that was in the boom years!
    And that’s the case in each firm I visit in my consultant capacity.}

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    smoggie says:

    The retort was not necessarily by the real Bill but maybe by the blog stalker – tat.

  101. 101
    smoggie says:

    Thay’ll be calling for socialist fatwas next.

  102. 102
    Deep Who says:

    Ok, you didn’t go to Uni Billy, but did you get past Pre-School? Your spelling, gammar and punctuation suggest either English as a second language, dyslexia or shit-for-brains. My bet is on all three.

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    Terry Fuckwit says:

    Oi, old-fashioned

  104. 104
    Anonymous says:

    Lansman is a member of the j*w*sh community so can we see a picture of him in a g*s cha*mber?

  105. 105
    Terry Fuckwit says:

    No, just a contrary Hunt who snipes at everything but has no useful ideas at all.

  106. 106
    Ungern Sternberg says:

    You’ve just described the endgame of Scottish independence minus the rolling blackouts caused by fat Salmond’s obsession with windmills and wave machines.

  107. 107
    Archer Karcher says:

    They still do Billy, only they hide it inside their ‘Green agenda’ these days. Vile people with hidden agendas, to a person.

  108. 108
    Terry Fuckwit says:

    Hear, hear

  109. 109
    ukuncouth says:

    I refer my honourable friend to the answer which was given some moments ago. No!

  110. 110
    Hold on Guido... says:

    I think it’s at least slightly ironic that your blog is named after the most famous of all attempts to wreak violence on parliament and it’s inhabitants.

  111. 111
    smug get says:

    Thanks for drawing attention to something which has somehow eluded the rest of us who not blessed with a mind as astute as yours.

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    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    Back the Irish !!!!!!


  113. 113
    Billy Bowden is the greatest umpire ever ! says:

    What was called Order-Order then that he treid to blow up?

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    Pay up, and play the game says:

    Be fair! As a b*ankrupted city spiv and p*ssed up joyrider, who better to report on MPs inequities.

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    Hello Dolly says:

    Thanks very much you sarky fuckwand. I think I nailed AK’s simple minded accusation pretty good. Fight dumb with dumb. Now draw a straight line between Hitler, his crimes and a Socialist agenda.

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    In 1988 he lost a libel action against the journalist Alan Watkins, who had written an article in November 1984 which included the remark “Mr Meacher likes to claim that he is the son of an agricultural labourer, though I understand that his father was an accountant who retired to work on the family farm because the life suited him better.”

    So.. he was the son of an agricultural labourer.
    In much the same way that I’m almost the son of a miner.

    Great Grandpa Reginald Busby-Herring Quango owned a diamond mine.

  117. 117
    Mine d'Boggles says:

    And £250 for three pieces of wire (aka spectcacle frames). Although I hated the NHS specs, if I could have them now, I’d take them.

  118. 118
    Hello Dolly says:

    Blast! Nesting fail.

  119. 119
    Francis "Three doors down from sanity" Maude says:

    He’s an MP. What else would one expect?

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    Hold on Guido... says:

    That’s a pleasure. Always nice to educate the thick, drooling proletarian masses.

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    Hold on Guido... says:

    Agreed, seems over-qualified

  122. 122
    Sir William Waad says:

    Fortunately, my ancestor dealt with the original Mr Fawkes appropriately, using enhanced interrogation techniques.

  123. 123
    Sir William Waad says:

    Great-great-aunt Harriet met this Quango fellow in Bloemfontein back in 1910. Terrific chap, if a little harsh on the poor kaffirs, according to her. I always wondered where that fancy diamond ring came from, as her branch of the family were as poor as church mice!

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    Deep Who says:

    A good response let down by a basic error. Shame, because I had an insightful response that drew parallels between Nazi idealogy and how heresies develop into orthodoxies in different ways in history’s totalitarian regimes.

    Instead, I can just call you a twat for posting in the wrong place.

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    South of the M4 says:

    Is not Dianne Abbot one of them?

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    Forensic Jock says:

    Problem the ‘jugular’ – more properly the internal carotid artery is no where near the cut shown.

    At best this slash would cause a traumatic puncture of the bronchus – fatal…. nah …. but it would certainly shut him up for a few weeks.

    If you want to kill someone with a cut like this it has got to go all the way through to the spine, basically a virtual decapitation.

    If you want tidy then your place your knife at the angle of the jaw and go up and back along the base of the skull.

    Typical lefties – eh don’t even know how to cut their own throats.

  127. 127
    101 Damnations says:

    *Bmfff Tissh*


  128. 128
    Dr Forster says:

    Yes. That was apparent to me also.

  129. 129
    Hello Dolly says:

    Let the twat hear this monumental argument. I have Wikidar so if you’ve just been scouting around looking for big words then don’t expect mercy.

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    Dr Forster says:

    Indeed Jock.

    It’s more like a superficial attempt a slicing the windpipe with a blunt Stanley blade. With several rather ineffective strokes.

    Very unlikely to be fatal, and clearly George is still alive and smiling.

  131. 131
    Jack The Ripper says:

    You are not Jack The Ripper and I claim my 5 canonical victims.

  132. 132
    Socialists love violence! says:

    When I say Ed Balls should have his throat cut, I mean it ironically and in satirical way that shouldn’t cause offence. Yes, Labourites?

  133. 133
    annette curton says:

    The original meaning of the term rendition, as applied with a pair of red hot pincers to the nether regions.

  134. 134
    Inspector Frederick Abberline says:

    Oh! Shut it you!

  135. 135
    smug get says:

    “Et tu, Future?”

  136. 136
    QWERTY says:

    What a shock, not a peep from the BBC, but remember when the BBC found out about Sarah Palin’s ‘targets’ on Democrat seats?

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    Jack The Ripper says:

  138. 138
    Catflap says:

    If your average woman can survive with a gash like that,so can George.

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    Anonymous says:

    “gammar”? Let he who is without sin….

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    Angry Beasts says:

    Rather poor photoshopping for a start.

    It does show how nasty the “Forward Thinking for the Democratic Left” is.

    The are so democratic that they think cutting the throats of democratically elected politicians is “Forward Thinking”.

    Such is the capacity for double-think of those on the hard left.

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    Alan Philip Bongggg says:

    Good point. Self harm by Ed to himself as he can’t do it to the country.

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    smug get says:

    PS if you are in the education business you should at least know that it’s “its inhabitants” – without the apostrophe. More than slightly ironic.

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    Sounds like the same chap.

    When he became governor of Natal and later Sir Quango of Bashibazooms he had a church mouse on his coat of arms.

    I don’t suppose he gave diamonds away lightly. Apparently he went to considerable trouble to steal the mine off a Belgian in the first place.

    The story he later told, was that he converted to socialism and gave his wealth to the poor and needy.
    But amongst his remaining effects in an old steamer trunk, were a Derringer, a pack of cards, a corset as favoured by Mafeking ladies of easy virtue and an empty whisky bottle.
    Oh, and a picture of PW Botha with ‘CHEAT’ scrawled across his forehead and the eyes cut out.

    I suppose, to find the truth, I could go on “Who do you think you are?”

    Or as Great Granddaddy Quango might have called it “What the hell do you think you’re playing at?”

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    Iraq, Afghanistan and Libya says:

    MPs love violence as long as they can hire some other thugs to perpetrate it for them.

  145. 145

    To be fair, at his age, his gramma is probably dead.

  146. 146
    Pay up, and play the game says:

    Cutting the throats of half the populations example of democratically elected politicians is not the exclusive property of the left.
    Some of us dream of nothing else.

  147. 147
    smoggie says:

    Some designer frames can cost that and more but you’re not obliged to buy them and there’s plenty cheaper ones and if you’d rather pink milky bar kid specs held together with sticking plaster then you can have them.

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    Comrade Yezhov says:

    In my day, we would have dispatched of this grain-hoarding kulak with a single bullet to the back of the head without a moment’s thought.

    Eight decades on and the true spirit of bolshevism lives on.

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    Cato Street Conspirator says:

    You’d have to get his name right first though.

  150. 150
    Nick the Gimp says:

    Taking the piss out of desperate young people by paying fuck all for an intern, apart from what could be claimed on Parliamentary expenses, is another of Labours legacies that we inherited.
    Thank fuck i stood up against it.

  151. 151
    Small society in the Big House says:

    Left v Right?
    You’re either in the club or you’re not.

  152. 152
    Anonymous says:

    Conjures up a vision of an Alaska shooting spree, Annie Oakley gets her gun out and pumps a few caps into a Donkeys ass.

  153. 153
    It woz the Sun wot won it says:

    Rupert’s going to finish up putting his hand in his pocket big time.

    Doesn’t your heart just bleed for him?

  154. 154
    Ann Clwyd says:

    I’m no one’s patsy.

    Except when I get offered the role of human rights envoy to Iraq. And then I vote for it. And by the way, didn’t I do a splendid job as human rights envoy?

  155. 155
    Angry Beasts says:

    Or alternatively: –


  156. 156
    Engineer says:

    Especially if he borrows one of Phil Woolas’s tampons to stop the bleeding.

  157. 157
    sick of hypocritic socialists says:

    did someone piss of the Gurkhas again?

    Ayo Gorkhali!

  158. 158
    Angry Beasts says:

    “piss of the Gurkhas”?

    They should bottle it. As a tonic for weedy leftists.

  159. 159
    man perched on the barstool says:

    are you Billy? if not are you on benefits?

  160. 160
    Who's been a naughty prospective councillor then? says:

    A candidate for Derby City Council has apologised for using a false name in a BBC phone-in about honesty in politics.

    Ashley Waterhouse, 22, a Conservative standing in the Normanton ward, rang Radio Derby’s breakfast show calling himself “Paul in Normanton”. His voice and number were recognised and, after initial denials, Mr Waterhouse admitted he had lied.

    Derby South Conservative Association said it had rejected his resignation, calling the deception a “mistake”. Mr Waterhouse had called Monday’s breakfast show but had been told that as a candidate in May’s election he could not take part.

    He then rang back as Paul to support calls for politicians to face more rigorous screening of their backgrounds. Mr Waterhouse, posing as Paul, was again asked if he was taking part in the elections. Phil Trow, the host of the breakfast show, said: “He said no at that point. “When we discovered it was his phone number, we phoned him back and asked him whether he was Ashley Waterhouse. He denied it then.

    “We phoned him back three times and had three different conversations and he came up with a whole list of elaborate excuses. “Eventually he phoned back and did confess”.

    Asked why he had used a false name, Mr Waterhouse, said: “At the end of the day we all make mistakes, don’t we?” He added: “As the joke goes, ‘how can you tell a politician is lying? Because he moves his lips’, as I am now. But as I said, it was my decision and not the party’s – I am not perfect.”

    Phil Bailey, chairman of Derby South Conservative Association, said: “I think it was a genuine mistake, I don’t think it was deceit and lies. “I just think he wanted to get his point over and I think it was the only way he could see to do it.”

  161. 161
    PD77 says:

    Fatwā not Fat Arse! ;)

  162. 162
    UK Uncut says:

    Us lefties ain’t weedy. We’ll have you soft bastards!

  163. 163
    man perched on the barstool says:

    Spelling 2/10.Sorry but we have to let you go. A government backed benefit system is available.

  164. 164
    Christy says:

    Does this give a whole new meaning to cut throat politics?.

  165. 165
    Baroness Emma Nicholson says:

    I wear a Pashmina to show my support for a career built on the back of some wo*s.

  166. 166
    Mack the knife says:

    We live in hope.

  167. 167
    C'untryside alliance of Bennies says:

    The last time that the right turned up in Parliament Square they got a good kicking.
    How we laughed!

  168. 168

    Left to right dictionary

    Future = Past
    Fair = Favoured
    Poorest = Client
    Progressive = Redistribute
    Marxism = Stagnant
    Liberal = Gay
    Proletariat = Gardener
    Nationalised = Unproductive
    Central planning = Failure

  169. 169
    Bill Quango says something says:

    But who who gives a fuck

  170. 170
    Gullible Dave says:

    So dave gives P@kistan £650m to build schools. Sounds all well and good but you can be sure that is £650m less that P@kistan will be spending on new schools.

    FFS This country is flooded with P@kistanis sending money back home. Why is Dave throwing £650m into a black hole of corruption?

    Or is it that our politicians want the ethnic vote so much that they are prepared to go down the ethnic route and pay bribes?

  171. 171
    Reality Check says:

    Look this recent mantra that all squaddies and the armed services, especially the Gurkha’s are hallowed ground has gone to far. Granted that most when they pass out of training are better people than when they joined up but there is no need for politicians to worship the very ground they walk on.

    Union street Plymouth on a Friday and Saturday night is an eye opener.

  172. 172
    The BBC says:

    Have you read Bill’s blog?
    No neither have i.
    Lifes too short to be arsed reading the witterings of some right wing dinosaur long past his extinguished date.

  173. 173

    Someone say Fatchwa?

    She killed the miners and industry and punks and stuff, innit.

  174. 174
    Keith Horatio Chegwin says:

    Yes, dentistry has really improved with the introduction of private providers and those wonderful private care homes which took over those longstay cottage hospitals run by the state

  175. 175
    Keith Hippocrates Chegwin FRCS(ENT) says:

    The cut is nowhere near a bronchus but could sever the larynx or pharyx if deep or superior thyroid artery if superficial. Alternatively could knacker the hyoid bone.

  176. 176
    Gordon Brown says:

    I’m changing my name by deed poll to Spunky Tossflaps.

  177. 177
    cassandra king says:

    Over half a billion more pounds borrowed from the Shylock banksters to give to corrupt Pakistani regime toadies that Mr&Mrs taxslave will paying back for years.

    These ‘schools’ teaching little future islamists about infidels and that non muslims are dogs and monkeys will be churning legions of willing cannon fodder for the jihad and wannabe terrorists for years and is Dave of the opinion that because the UK funded their education they will become little union Jack waving friends of the infidel British? They will leave those schools filled with a burning passion for burning that union Jack.

    But hey! Dave wants to make a new start with pakistan just as it descends into the maw of islamism, greeeeaaat. Pakistan can concentrate on spending tens of billions on arms and weapons and the odd nuclear weapon of mass destruction while the UK taxslave can take care of educating the next generation of islamic warriors.

    Dave has triumphed yet again, not only is he slashing the UK armed forces to little more than a palace guard he is building up and educating the UKs next and most deadly enemy. Thanks Dave!

  178. 178

    Me! A member of two different unions being called an old Tory. My comrades will be most upset.

  179. 179
    Moley says:

    This from Seen Elsewhere;

    “Labour Want to Cut More Than Thatcher”.

    A useful reminder that Violence was and is a weapon that the Left is unafraid to use.

  180. 180
    simon r says:

    You can send these fuckers comments via their website – just did mine…

    ‘That picture of Osbourne is sick, but that is no surprise coming from the party that gave us McBride, Campbell and the mad twisted monster that was Brown. I’m off now to piss on Michael Foot’s grave. I may even dig him up and give him a kicking.’

    Suggest others do the same with graphic suggestions of what they would like to do with Blinky and Grommit

  181. 181
    I don't need no doctor says:

    Is Ed Miliband’s blank sheet of paper still blank. A bit like his gormless face.

  182. 182
    Scotland Forever says:

    With all the Oil, Water & Whisky. It would be cheap electricity, cheap fuel, cheap booze, free education and low taxes. Sounds like a fuckin’ nightmare. And to make matters worse for you lot your taxes would have to go up as you would no longer had the Scottish Oil subsidy to pay for your wars.

  183. 183
    albacore says:

    (I suggested that 3 hours ago, but it’s still awaiting moderation. Ho hum).
    Moneybags Dave: “If we fail, we will have all the problems of migration and extremism that we don’t want to see.”


  184. 184
    Snot gremlin says:

    Brothers – Funders
    Sisters – Lezzas
    Respect – Splitters

  185. 185
    I don't need no doctor says:

    Ed miliband whinged at Cameron the other week, saying that Cameron was attacking his family (David Miliband). I remember Ed Miliband calling Cameron “airbrushed”. I suppose socialist-trotsky insults don’t count.
    Ed, if you lie then you have to have a good memory.

  186. 186
    cheche says:

    Has George been kissed by Cherie _ I think we shoudl be told

  187. 187
    I don't need no doctor says:

    More like Cherie is a vampire. Poor George didn’t stand a chance.

  188. 188
    Martin McGuiness says:

    And of course we all know that peaceful protest gets you everywhere.

  189. 189
    Martin McGuiness says:

    And yet he’s just a Nick Clegg heart attack away from becoming Prime Minister.
    While you’ll just remain gormless.

  190. 190
    Martin McGuinness says:

    Worked for me.

  191. 191
    Green lefty Liberal consensus says:

    Hello AV, Goodbye and good riddance C*nservatives.

  192. 192
    The BBC says:

    Do enlighten us as to your Unionist credentials.

  193. 193
    Ed Balls, Shallow Chancer says:

    I shall be spouting unadulterated, overweening, socialist rodomontade on tomorrow’s LBC radio from 7.00am.

    I would recommend you fit the size 14 bullsh1t filters on your on your earphones as I have no intention of being even slightly honest.

  194. 194
    War is Peace, Black is White, Etc. Etc. all the other old chest nuts from the tried script.... says:

    It’s noble and just and for the better of everyone when the left kill people.

    It’s opression and fascism and evil when people fight back against the left.

  195. 195
    Mongiker theft is a cybercrime under Spliff's cyberlaws2008 says:

    I can’t decide on a moniker.
    I’ve tried so many out tonight yet none seem to fit

    I might just go back to being TaT.

  196. 196
    Allah flooded them for a reason says:

    We will have it anyway seeing we are living in a world filled with thick retards who think having four wives and multiple kids can carry on for infinite amount of time without the bubble bursting ever….

  197. 197
    Baroness Warsi of Dewsbury in the county of West Yorkshire says:

    1 million interbred, schoolgirl grooming, drug smuggling, insurance scamming, wife beating voters are not to be sniffed at.

  198. 198
    Green lefty Liberal consensus says:

    Just concentrate on being a no nothing, barking up the wrong tree c’unt.
    It’s what you’re best at.

  199. 199
    I don't need no doctor says:

    Haven’t you got a confession to make? Your in denial just like labour.

  200. 200
    I don't need no doctor says:

    I intend to talk over the radio for the duration of the broadcast.

  201. 201
    John Woolman says:

    Their knowledge of anatomy leaves something to be desired. That slash wouldn’t get the jugular….

  202. 202
    Bob of Bonsall says:

    Democratic Left???
    A contradiction in terms surely??

  203. 203
    IT'S A BULLSEYE! says:

  204. 204
    Ed Balls 300k a year and counting says:

    Whereas no one will be listening as you stumble out of bed scratching your spotty t*ry arse on route to dumping whatever brains you haven’t thrown up the night before down the sh*tter.

  205. 205
    Pay up, and play the game says:

    Got nothing to deny. Both sides of the House are c’unts pissing themselves laughing at those who vote for them.

  206. 206
    The Violence of the Left says:

  207. 207
    Madbadger says:

    We can’t put our own schools in good repair, never mind anyone elses.
    What is the retard doing, and where is his fucking mandate?.

    Cameron/ Clegg et al, as bad as the last bunch of tossers, there’s no fucking difference.

  208. 208
    lolol says:


  209. 209
    albacore says:

    Dave’s core argument is that the UK is incapable of defending itself against the threat on its own doorstep.
    Therefore we must borrow the money to pay another country to do it for us.
    And which country was that again, Dave?

  210. 210
    Madbadger says:

    They’re all Hunts, on both sides of the house, so why do we care what they say to eachother. It’s of no relevance in the real world.

  211. 211
    poll pot says:

    An’ me

  212. 212
    straw man dum dum says:

    coz dey is all dem commeeesoshalizts innits ?! ! fuud goes in mowth !? ?

  213. 213
    Green lefty Liberal consensus says:

    Said the prat who thinks lolol is pretty neat.

  214. 214
    Anonymous says:

    their. You dyslexic c’unt

  215. 215
    Ed But Look Balls says:

    Why don’t these cnuts just go way and feckin’ die, haven’t they ruined this country enough!

  216. 216
    Tossflap Watch Wants To See More Imagination!!!! says:


    The Left’s protests are shite.

    Please show more imagination. Stop travelling to London and block a major road in your area.

    If you organise it properly you and your associates will have departed by the time the Fuzz have arrived- and no TUC, Ed MiliTwat or M15-sponsored anarchists necessary.

    It’s time for these tossflaps to evolve their thinking.

  217. 217
    Ed But Look Balls says:

    I went to Uni and did Engineering but we had no interest in this puerile revolting shite, just glad to grow up, learn then earn!!

  218. 218
    the left says:

    Yes, but it’s OK ‘cos we’ll just keep telling everyone the Tories are the nasty party.

    After all, didn’t a wise man once say if you tell a lie big enough and keep repeating it, people will eventually come to believe it…

  219. 219
    You walked into that one says:

    Well it’s more accepted and used in general life than green policies will ever be.


  220. 220
    Uncle Herman Van Rompuy says:

    Now, now children. If you can’t play nicely, i’ll have to take your sovereignty away, and you wouldn’t vote for that would you?

  221. 221
    Tossflap Watch Wants To See More Imagination!!!! says:

    Of course I do.

    You’re an ideologically-deficient tossflap with the imagination of a starfish with learning disabilities.

    Now please fuck off and get your lisp and adenoids sorted.


  222. 222
    Monk & Milt says:

    Just take the chill pill for 204 secs and forget Balls, Millitwat..etc!

  223. 223
    Joss Ayinglike says:

    ‘En route’, you loser, ‘en route’.

  224. 224
    Green lefty Liberal consensus says:

    Wake up and smell the prevailing wind you fucking imbecile.
    Dave’s all for green issues.

  225. 225
    Dave's Beeboid Spindoctor says:

    Hear! Hear!

  226. 226
    Dr. David Kelly says:

    I don’t know waht all the fuss is about, they, I meen, I managed to cut my wrists with a blunt penknife and, I might add, without spilling hardly any blood.

    Oh and I feel like typing the name alister campbell and bliar.

  227. 227
    Ed Balls 300k a year and counting says:

    Either way, lets hope he makes it to the porcelein before his arse emits another t’urd of hopeless envy.

  228. 228
    Tell it like it really is says:


    Hundreds of thousands more on the way – just sayin’.

  229. 229
    socialism is a mental illness says:

    Sorry Dolly, Hitler was a socialist, said so himself in several speeches, cut and dried.

  230. 230
    Reality Check says:

    Assisted passages back home should be the order of the day.

    The London Polly class has no idea at what is going on outside Londonia, and even if they did I guarantee they would never take their pencils from their ears.

  231. 231
    You're not looking swell dolly says:

    @hello dolly

    What part of “national socialist evades you?

  232. 232
    Tell it like it really is says:

    184 – 6 million on the figures you don’t want to admit to Baroness.

  233. 233
    naturlich, jah? says:

    That must be why he called his party The Nationalist Socialist Party.

    Bit of a give-away, some would say.

  234. 234
    Stalin says:

    me an’ all

  235. 235
    Hugs for Hoodies everyone says:

    “While the community activist has always been embedded in Smith’s spirit, it was actually a meeting with British Prime Minister David Cameron (before he was prime minister) years ago that inspired Smith’s run for office.

    At the time, Cameron was leader of the Conservative Party and was leading a campaign to get rid of hip-hop in the United Kingdom. Cameron was displeased with the genre, saying there was no place for music with foul language and vivid tales of street violence, Smith recalled.

    “I said what you’re hearing through the radio is a reaction to the disenfranchisement of a people because of the policies that have been put down on them,” Smith said he told Cameron. “I said if you cut that voice, which is un-Democratic — what do you think is going to happen? They’re going to stop crying about it and they’re going to hit the streets.”

    Cameron stood corrected and later — along with Smith and others — launched Hugs for Hoodies, a program geared toward educating youth on both the production and business aspects of the music business.”


  236. 236
    annette curton says:

    After Eds recent OTT speeches he will be a prime suspect for any Whitechapel Murders Mk 2.

  237. 237
    Engineer says:

    Speaking from experience, private dentistry is far better than the NHS version. All I have to do now is work out how to claim the refund for the NHS dentistry I’m forced to pay for but don’t use.

  238. 238
    Government mind control microwaves! says:

    Tinfoil alert! There’s been a spate of TV news reporters in America talking gibberish, which has sparked all the usual conspiracy theories. When I first heard about news reporters talking gibberish, I just assumed it was Fox News.

    It IS very odd though…

  239. 239
    Government mind control microwaves! says:

  240. 240
    Tell it like it really is says:

    Drollery of the night so far – Bryant of underpants shame spouting on labour propaganda programme (bbc news) saying that Yates of the Yard is now in a completely untenable position re the NOW hackings (who cares?)

    Bryant has a hide of battleship grade lino – no shame – and he’s a c*nt.

  241. 241
    Mr Crabtree says:

    Yes it is Bob and don’t call me surely.

  242. 242
    annette curton says:

    So you can still get it?, the battleship grade lino I mean.

  243. 243
    Peas in pod says:

    Oswald Mosely was a Labour MP as well wasn’t he?

    And BNP get alot of votes from white ex-Labour working-class voters as well.

    The main difference between Reds and National Socialists apart from the pretence of believing in some sort of equality from the Reds, is that the Nat Socs are not against private property and business ownership, but only in so far as it is used as leverage to get support. If the property/business owners don’t support them, they face confiscation and impoverishment!
    The Reds just fvck anybody who dissagrees with them, and make their grand parents dissappear or shove ‘em down salt mines etc.

  244. 244
    WVM says:

    Terrible, the shittiest photoshopping I’ve ever seen!
    No doubt he/she earned an A* last year.

  245. 245
    Turkey's 70 million says:

    And Dave wants us in his warm cuddly debt ridden EU socialist club too!

  246. 246
    Tell it like it really is says:

    Yes, certainly up until very recently altho’ similar now patterned and sliced into lengths to resemble wood strip flooring. Re the lino, I always bought the actual battleship grey colour.

  247. 247
    Southern Softy says:

    Many extremes call themselves “socialist”.
    If you go far enough left, you meet the right.
    If you go far enough right, you meet the left.

  248. 248
    QWERTY says:

    His shame should be being photographed in skidmarked pants.

  249. 249
    QWERTY says:

    Some trollop on Newsnight flashing thigh.

  250. 250
    Tell it like it really is says:

    Just thought I’d give a commentary on how those “travel shops” in the Northern Heart of Darkness work, Mr Enrichment A goes in with carrier of cash from takeaway, shop, whatever and gives it to “Uncle” behind counter who makes note of amount of cash.

    Uncle then takes a percentage cut and by ‘phone, text, etc., sends message to his opposite number in Pakistan who dispenses that amount of money to Enrichment B nominated by Enrichment A. No paperwork, no hassle, no trace. No Governent or BofE interference, they don’t want to know. Quelle surprise!

  251. 251
    Southern Softy says:

    Get a grip. English is a living language.
    Hence you can get away with c’unt, instead of the normal spelling of Ed Balls.

  252. 252
    Anonymous says:

    He’s also just gone and announced that most of the world’s problems are our fault. Why not just paint a great big fucking cross hair on Britain while you’re at it Dave, you self abasing, self loathing, yellow piss streaked gimp !


  253. 253
    Southern Softy says:

    I think it looks like Tracey Emin’s mouth potoshopped onto Gideon’s throat.

  254. 254
    albacore says:

    It’s a good job Dave’s got lots of lolly
    To give away while off on a jolly
    But what’s that on his face – a worried frown
    ‘Cos poor Old Blighty’s defences are down?
    That money’s to buy us all peace of mind
    It ain’t just Cast Iron being too kind
    Keeping us safe? No, he can’t hack that job
    He’s outsourced it for a couple of bob

  255. 255
    Southern Softy says:

    There’s more than enough hot air in the Scottish *Parliament* to power the whole country.
    With the average life expectancy north of the border around 65 due to the indulgent lifestyle, they don’t cost a lot in pensions.
    As long as they take back all the Jocks, I say leave them be.

  256. 256
    Southern Softy says:

    Remember all the union bosses like Len Gormless who were on the 6 O’clock news everyday with their free NHS specs.
    We could all go back to look like everyone else.

  257. 257
    Glyn H says:

    Did la Nicholson get the hump when the Torys saw she was a self serving cow or when she did an Esther Rantzen and stole some one else’s husband?

  258. 258
    AC1 says:

    My Non NHS dentist is just fantastic.

    They have a ceramic milling machine on site to make filling parts moulded from a special 3D camera.

    They also phone me for appointments (you ever been phoned by your NHS GP?), are pleasant and helpful, (unlike every NHS counter staff person I’ve ever dealt with).

    Face it. The NHS sucks, and sucks BIG STYLE.

  259. 259
    AC1 says:

    1/ Appear on Interweb in Underpants
    2/ ?????
    3/ Political Success!

    In Chris “gnome” Bryants case this seems to have worked!

  260. 260
    How do they get away with it? says:

    So how are MPs now off for a 3 week Easter break?

  261. 261
    AC1 says:

    ’And to the Republican party of Massachusetts, if you think this is gonna happen here, it is going to be over thousands of dead people’s bodies. If you think Wisconsin was anything, we need to stop these guys in their tracks now and kill their bills at the State house.”

    Leftism = Deathcult

  262. 262
    Adolf Hitler says:

    National socialist does exactly what it says on the coffin.

  263. 263
    Sarah Palin 1 says:

    How’s that Presidential runny thing workin out for ya ?

  264. 264
    William Gaygue says:

    ‘appen I’m getting an erection lad, ba goom!

  265. 265
    ROFL! says:

    wot duz fascist meenz ?? duuuuurrrrrrr ?!?!?!

  266. 266
    Dumb and Dubya says:

    No it doesn’t.

    Iraq was a resounding success!!

  267. 267
    Lady Virginia Droit de Seigneur says:

    Just read the Telegraph article reporting that iDave has said (in medieval terrorist loving Pakistan no less) Britain is to blame for many of the world’s problems.

    I am not proud of our colonial past but fact is every race, tribe and nation behaved like this since the year dot. We were one of the first to realise it is not a good thing.

    Fuck off Dave you useless jellyfish.

  268. 268
    Adolf Hitler says:

    Economic Authoritarian = Marxism.

    Hitler & Stalin, two pees(sic) from the same political pod.

  269. 269
    AC1 says:

    Keeping you worried (which I think’s the main idea).

  270. 270
    AC1 says:

    Did I forget to wish you well?

    Sorry, Get well soon.

  271. 271
    Sir Bob of Crow says:

    Soshellizm wil sayve uss!

  272. 272
    Cynical Old Man says:

    Dolly, read a bit more than Marx and Engels. Try reading Goebbels diaries. When Hitler came to power Goebbels wrote that he wanted old Adolph to be even more socialist than he already was! Dr. G wanted the state to do even more for the workers. As someone said in an earlier post, Hitler was a nationalist but also a socialist, hence the party’s name.

  273. 273
    Sarah Palin 1 says:

    It’s keeping me laughing dumbass, laughing at a drooling simpleton like you and your moronic idol still too scared to run against a mooslim from Kenya.

    If she ever stops cowering from Obama and run I’ll be the first to laugh even harder at you and your cretinous intellectual object of worship as the rest of the sane world mocks her and her fuckwit followers like you.

    Cheer up AC1, one day you might grow up to be as smart as her.

    Ha ha ha ha ha!!

  274. 274
    Cast Iron Cameron says:

    I’m taking it up the arse from P*k*stan tonight.

    Pip! Pip!

  275. 275
    Ben Elton says:

    I would blame Mrs. Thatch myself!

  276. 276
    The Sleeper says:

    The difference between socialism and (its bastard child) fascism is merely a matter of time.

  277. 277
    Anonymous says:

    “Guido never bought the line, but now I can aim it at the left it’s a handy weapon.”

  278. 278
    You cannot be serious !!! says:

    Our own schools in massive need of repairs,building programmes stopped,kids being taught in slum like buildings,local councils facing massive cuts and what does Cameron think is a priority for this countries scarce funds….you’ve guessed it giving £650 Million(that the country can ill afford) to build schools in Pakistan..absolutely unbelievable!!!!!!!What next ? £500 Million to give ‘em all free computers ?? He needs to re-think his priorities and get a grip at home instead of throwing British Tax-Payers Money away needlessly abroad whilst cutting services and spending projects in the UK.


  279. 279
    Fa Kin Su Pah says:

    That other gaping open wound Balls was
    pinned a bit this morning by Evan ‘the terminator’
    Davis. Now that commentators are genning up a bit
    on deficit language and facts poor old Balls is
    struggling with self evident bollocks.

  280. 280
    John Ward says:

    Personally I find the Murdoch jugular considerably more inviting.


  281. 281
    pissed off says:

    Well after reading todays papers I wash my hands of labour, cons and libdems. All 3 are a shower of shit and do not represent the British people any longer.

    I voted cons to get rid of labour, I was hoping for a real conservative government. I wont be voting for any ‘mainstram’ party ever again.

  282. 282
    5 year old boy from lancashire says:

    what exackerley have I done to deserve the problems with te economee?

    I’m only little and my dad has no job now cos of refundicee things and we have harldy any money left and can’t buy a house to live in

    it’s not fair

  283. 283
    Pissed Off says:

    I think Cameron wants to be seen as an international statesman. By giving away our money – i said OUR MONEY – he thinks others will like him more. Behaviour of the corrupt imbecile me thinks

  284. 284
    Any MP says:

    simple mate

    we just don’t turn in but continue to claim expenses on everything we do

    it’s a lovely life, even get to be on the telly…..

  285. 285
    I don't need no doctor says:

    Ask Ed Miliband to tell you why.
    If he mentions banks then stick your tongue out at him.

  286. 286
    If you want to live a better life says:

    Vote anyone but the big three and socialists.

  287. 287
    Pissed Off says:

    I see ladyboy danny alexander is now claiming that the government has knocked 6p off the price of petrol. Apparently the increase that was due but never implemented now counts as a discount on the total that would have been if it was. Actually the 1p decrease has not shown up anywhere as garages still have to maintain costs. So his 6p decrease in petrol is actaully a lie – otherwise known as politicianspeak. You don’t fool us danny. How exactly is the recession impacting on you personally? Nah, didn’t think it was, you bastard

  288. 288
    What a joker, avoid Lab/Lib/Con at all costs says:

    Dave boy is as bad as Brown, handing out good money after bad internationally, pretending he is some kind of world statesman. If he is not careful he will be a one termer.

  289. 289
    Drip monkey says:

    Wel vote Monster Raving LOONEY , at least you’ll have a laugh!!

  290. 290
    Do audi make crap automatic gearboxes? says:

    Do you not think that Davy Boy is just obeying orders from the EU directive? He and most of the politicos are just puppets of a far greater organisation, which is now headed by the banking fraternity!

  291. 291
    Tarquin Lloyd-Davies says:

    Just Google ‘UAF racist attack’ or ‘UAF violence’ if you want to see what the extreme-left really like to get up to.

  292. 292
    I hate Blue Labour says:

    Even having his throat slashed doesn’t remove the smug grin however.

  293. 293
    slashnburn says:

    If she runs for the Leicestershire Council, I’ll vote for her, even if I’m going to have to learn French. (but I gather you were probably just trying to call me a Fascist…).

    Still, I don’t get all this Union mania: we seem to support revolutions around the world under the principle of “self-determination”, which is often based on race and/or ethnicity, an yet, in our own home we have to live cheek by jowl with people who’d rather slit our throat (and, no, I’m not George Osborne…) if we disagree with them. Surely the world is big enough for like-minded people to pool together and make their own country and run it the way they like without inflicting their fantasies on those who don’t share them? I’m all for diversity of race, culture and opinions, but only if people are sensible enough to agree to disagree when the differences are irreconcilable.

  294. 294
    Hello Dolly says:

    @You’re Not…

    The part where a small group of racial supremacists essentially hi-jack a vulnerable political party in disarray seems to be evading you. Read the thread – the accusation was that Socialism was the main motivation behind Hitler’s crimes. It wasn’t.

  295. 295
    cassandra king says:

    I hate Cameron like I hated Brown only much more so, at least Brown as a dribbling retarded mental case couldnt help himself but whats Camerons excuse?

    You cant buy off an islamist he will hate you even more for being weak, they only respect strength and all Dave is doing is making these people hate us more.

  296. 296
    Hello Dolly says:

    What the fuck are you talking about? The end game was racial supremacy of the Aryan race [i.e. the “workers” in yours and Goebbels’s books.] Strange time to believe what politicians say when the facts are all there. Have to go, someone’s just said Tony Bliar wasn’t a Socialist and a fucknut is refuting this by quoting Alistair Campbell’s diaries at him. Ah, you can never go wrong with a trusty Goebbels or Campbell quote. For fuck’s sake. I refer you to my previous “Green Party” post and invite you to get it.

  297. 297
    Forensic Jock says:

    You’ve got to know what angle his head was at … I presumed it was at around 80 degrees distal to the vertical in which case this cut would be below the thyroid cartilage at the junction of the bronchus as the hyoid bone raised it superiorly on the backward extension of the neck.

    This extension would also draw all the major blood vessels posteriorly behind sternocliedomastoid thus causing little more than a traumatic tracheotomy.

    If the head was tipped forward then your suggestion would probably stand.

    Maxillofacial surgeon – ex forces, served with the Commandos in the Falklands…

  298. 298
    Archie says:

    Ha, ha. Now THAT’S funny!

  299. 299
    Anonymous says:

    If Nick Griffin converted to islam first, the BBC would say it never happened.

  300. 300
    Ian says:

    Left “futures”, as in derivatives, as in banking collapse. Apt.

  301. 301
    Ian says:

    Roll on Scottish independence, bloody drunken parasites.

  302. 302
    Pistoff says:

    It’s nowhere near Southwark.

  303. 303
    Pistoff says:

    “If we succeed, kickbacks all round”.

  304. 304
    Pistoff says:

    Blow them up.

  305. 305
    Pistoff says:

    The last time the left rioted they got a good kicking from the police. Pity you won’t get compensation, mind you if you were a Blackpool paedophile you would.

  306. 306
    Pistoff says:

    Piss off, the Gurkhas.

  307. 307
    Pistoff says:

    The picture shows that the Tories and Labour are neck-and-neck in the race to get votes from the cut-throat savages.

  308. 308
    Pistoff says:

    Hello you bastard Liberals, in permanent coalition.

  309. 309
    Colonialist says:

    Didn’t you notice they’ve reverted to savagery?

  310. 310
    Colonialist says:

    What are you moaning about the state of our schools for? Just move to Pakistan.

  311. 311
    Al-Koran says:

    Move to Blackpool and I’ll look after you.

  312. 312
    Underclass says:

    Vote for the party the BBC hates the most, because the BBC are arseholes.

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