Hain – The Hidden Chapters
Guido is always happy to hear news of an old friend, so imagine his delight when this press release arrived earlier:
“BITEBACK is delighted to announce it will be publishing the autobiography of former Cabinet Minister Peter Hain in January 2012. Hain held an array of glittering posts in the British political firmament under both Blair and Brown.”
Guido can’t wait to finally read the truth about keeping it in the family – with the details of what Hain’s pensioner mother was doing to earn her taxpayer funded salary as one of his staff. The truth behind that bank robbery in 1974 that Hain was charged with, but got off after blaming “a body double.” One of the most interesting chapters will surely be how he didn’t notice that “someone else” was spending an extra hundred grand during his deputy-leadership bid and how he couldn’t add it all up. The fun he had digging up cricket pitches as a Liberal Party student activist. And finally we may learn the truth of exactly how he was exposed to that perma-tan blast of radiation.
And he vandalised Cricket grounds, Scum i tell ya.
Aye Billy – the tangoed twat did Headingley. Far worse than bank robbery, is that. Wish the c’unt had got the Blair Peach treatment.
The heavy roller might have been more appropriate.
But would he take spin?
Hain is one of very few people who can spin it both ways at the same time.
Fair do’s Billy he had nothing against cricket…… he disrupted Rugby matches as well but he WAS a Liberal back then in the 70′s after all so we have to excuse him
We should have finished this Trot off years ago when we had the chance.
He was as guilty as sin for the robbery and got away with it.Two witnesses positively identified him-that should have been enough to convict him
I too have held an array of glittering posts.
Won’t mention the now journalist then student who protested vehemently against the Springboks then threw away his banner and went to the turnstile with his ticket to watch the game he earlier did not want played!
I seem to remember he had a bank account in a bank in Putney many decades ago.
In South Africa, in my language, I wou;d have been known as a Poes.
The Japanese should hire this prick to repair their damaged nuke plant. His skin is so thick any radiation would just bounce off.
One of the very few who actually deserved a bloody good hiding.
….and still does…
Are you talking about Granny’s Pension?
Keep it in the family I say, and out of the press.
Wot they don’t know will never hurt ‘em.
Jack up the tax, who cares?
On this wider count off mislaying money , which most have done over expenses, If they cant account for 100k , Then what makes them think they should be anywhere near the levers of power , We have already seen the lengths they go to , too decive the taxpayer for their own personal gain .
As i said before it is time the serious fraud squad was sent in Parliament and all goverment buildings and a full forensic account of every penny spent must be produced, If any are found guilty of a crime then thier is only one sentence, Hanging!
Bloody hell! Bank robbery!
The Cricket Pitches and Bank Robbers scream of George Davis, London Cabbie.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/George_Davis_%28armed_robber%29
George Davis (born 1941) was an armed robber in the United Kingdom, who became widely known through a very successful campaign by friends and supporters to free him from prison after his wrongful conviction in March 1975 for an armed payroll robbery at the London Electricity Board (LEB) offices in Ilford on 4 April 1974. The conviction was based solely on the unreliable use of identification evidence, in the absence of any other evidence connecting him with the crime. Following his release Davis went on to be jailed for two other cases of armed robbery.
So basically Maddamar, you’re saying that the bloke was guilty of all sorts of crimes, but got fitted up for something with very weak evidence. The police and public would have been happy with the result, and he might not whinge too much because he was hardly “not guilty” of anything at all.
Had you read up on the case before you sent Al McGraughty over?
When I was in my teens, a thoroughly respectable ex counter-jumper/dealer of my acquaintance told me an interesting story about George Davis: he’d been staying, long-term, a couple of cells across from the cell Davis was held in immediately after being re-nicked, this time for good. Davis was sobbing all night like a self pitying Labour MP about how unfair life was, and what a fool he was to have blown his second chance and freedom by re-offending… but there were no liberal softhearts to hear his heart-rending pleas and stifled moans of contrition that night: only a landing full of pissed-off and contemptuous professional criminals who, shall we say, did not treat him with the pity and condescension he’d grown accustomed to under the progressive media spotlight …
As every student of history knows after my acquittal the Tango Man was convicted of the bank robbery and was sentenced to 30 years. It was a relief to know the cloud of suspicion had finally been lifted although it does explain why so many witnesses identified me as the robber.
Odious.
“Hain held an array of glittering posts in the British political firmament under both Blair and Brown”
Er, you mean like being ‘Welsh Secretary’, when a devolved administration is making all the tricky decisions on his behalf ? You mean he gets a fancy ‘rubber stamp’ for all those decisions ?
Fack off slag, I’m important
So is Lord Lloyd-Webber, apparently.
Do you think there will be a chapter devoted to Morgan Allen Morgue and his other corrupt cronies?
A new book?
Well, I for one H’ain’t going to be buying or reading it.
Known to his chums as ‘Agent Orange’.
It is right that his mother was working even though she was 102. Everyone I know wants to work until they’re over 90, especially MPs.
Thanks to one James Gordon Brown, most of my generation will be forced to.
Funny how a Labour MP who has done a bit of Ashcroft bashing is more than happy to be getting a couple of quid from him to publish his memoirs. I take it Harper Collins weren’t interested then?
Neither was The Beano.
The BBC are to appoint an extremist as the editor of Question Time: http://journalofjournalism.blogspot.com/2011/03/biased-bbc-to-appoint-left-wing.html
No change there, then.
Yes, and with EU luvvie Patten now/soon to be in charge we can expect no changes at all. What happened to Cameron’s gonads?
One memory I have is of a friend of mine (Labour) who, knowing I was a Liberal activist, told me about his joining the Labour Party, and was somewhat taken abaock at my response, which was (as I recall) “I’m delighted to hear this. I can only hope he does as much damage to Labour as he did to the Liberals”.
I’m glad to say I think he did.
However, he was always worth watching in any Labour internal strugle. Not because what he said was important, but because he was one of the most reliable weather vanes in that party: could always be relied on to position himself on the winning side early enough for it not to seem to be oppoertunism.
I shall be redacting this fairy tale.
Strongly suspect that Hain will be doing that himself.
Guido , Peter Hain does seem to know right loonies
http://www.pacbi.org/boycott_news_more.php?id=A308_0_1_0_M
And some ungrammatical loonies at that – have you read it? What a bunch of ignorant arses. Probably think Palestine is a suburb of Greenock.
Palestine would be the rich, genteel part of Greenock. You can find it on a map, but only with a magnifying glass.
Hain is an alien and as such should be expelled from the country. That is long overdue. How does an immigrant such as he manage to insinutate himself into positions of power in our country only then to use that power for himself and to undermine the foundations on which our country (not his) has been formed over the past 1000 or so years?
The very definition of VANITY publishing.
(Don’t hold your breath for even a scintilla of truth either – this is the man that could have tutored Brown and Balls in the delicate art of ‘lying though your fucking teeth’).
A master of his art.
Not to mention the rugby match he disrupted that I & thousands wemre trying to watch! Scum bag piece of shite! Fuck off back fro me whence you came Hain!!
A friend of mine tells the story of Hain being ejected from the St Helens (Swansea) ground during a South African game. The university rugby club (alegedly) threw him over the fence – plod was looking the other way!
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1. Of the nature or quality of an unguent or ointment; fatty; oily; greasy.
2. Having a smooth, greasy feel, as certain minerals.
3. Insincerely or excessively suave or ingratiating in manner or speech; marked by a false or smug earnestness or agreeableness.
Sums the fucker up.
Agree.
How is it a foreigner can become an MP, yet a foreigner can’t play sport for this country? Is being a sprotsman for England more important than an MP?
And, not only that, commited a crime: vandalisim, so he’s a criminal foreigner. Surley there must be a limit to what kind of low life can be an MP.
As a treat for you all: his grandfather was scottish.
I bet at the time, that could make it pretty easy for him to get British citizenship.
We don’t need to import foreigners to play in our serial World Cup wins, every four years since Pontius was a pilot.
Permatan Pete has a load of skeletons in the cupboard. I just hope his past catches up with him while I’m still around to see it. Otherwise I’ll go to the grave with the suspicion that crime really does pay.
Having a load of skeletons in the cupboard seems to be the normal condition for our political class.
This slimeball has never done an honest days’ work in his life.
Hain held an array of glittering posts.
I’ll just bet he did.
The highpoint of his career was when cornered by the lads from the Banwen Miners Hunt in his constituency house, he tried to call the SAS to come and rescue him ! Plod eventually sent the local panda car round.
And 80 other officers round the corner. Hain did quite well out of it – serving the protesters Tea on his drive – even after they had cut his water off.
what nationality does Permatan Pete hold?
Can’t we deport him back to Kennya? Isn’t that where he is really from? I bet he would just love African politics. It seems thieving and bullying are par for the course there.
I bet he would like Zimbabwe even more. He could be a spokeman for the Marxist Zanu Party, a kind of token whitey to represent Mugabe.
It woz BOSS what framed me, honest!
Hain held an array of glittering posts in the British political firmament under both Blair and Brown.
Anyone who calls working in any posts under Blair and Brown “glittering” needs sectioning.
Maybe he means glitter as in Gary ??????
Where were you Peter when we got our freedom? I thought you would be one of the first to return to help rebuild our country. Perhaps we’ll find out in your new book.
I was with you, Nelson !! Standing on your shoulders.
Hansard: “I refer the honourable gentleman to my reply number 72 below”
I thought you would be one of the first to return to help rebuild our country.
Are you freaking mad?
It’s hard to find the words to describe Hain. Odious shyster springs to mind.
Listening to BBC Parliament this afternoon, one cannot be repulsed by the site of labour’s rughby front row, namely Emily Thornberry, John Healey and Diane Abbott.
Emily Thornberry has got to one of most snobby, egotistical labour MPs ever.
Yesssss!
Somebody else who finds this oily-Vaz-like fatty Emily Thornberry unpleasant, condescending and totally unlikeable.
Do you mean that Hain who said a Labour Gvt should ally itself with ‘shop-floor power’ ? Who on hearing the death of someone by a striker said he destroyed documents before the police could get to them ? The Hain that took from:-
Two donations totalling nearly £15,000 came from South African Isaac Kaye, who was chairman of Norton Healthcare when it was embroiled in a police investigation over defrauding the NHS, and who has also been accused of bribing doctors in South Africa to prescribe Norton drugs. Norton has also been found guilty of breaking US law by refusing to allow its nurses to take part in trade union activity. (That Hain that thinks the NHS isn’t in safe hands now ?)
Before emigrating to Britain, Kaye was a prominent supporter of the National Party, the governing party of the apartheid regime that repressed millions of black South Africans and against whom Peter Hain had fought when he was a leader of the anti-apartheid movement.
That Peter Hain ?
Indeed.
A lovely man.
The document destroyer was Kim Howells(who turned out to be a decent MP and minister) and not the orange one(a useless MP and even worse minister).
Ah yes thats right – mea culpa ! Too ready to believe the worst of this awful man..
But thanks for taking the time to let me me know
First they came for the cricket pitches, i said nothing…
Billy does satire on real poetry! Who knew? Or is that just one of the wannabe Billys?
BlaBlaBlaBlaBlairite! *spit*
The book should be nominated for the Orange Prize for Fiction.
lol
Alky! He can’t get the booze down his neck quick enough!
I hope it will be warts and all, sorry all warts, obviously!
He should have been hanged for digging up a cricket pitch. He obviously has no idea whatsoever about English culture. Not surprising I suppose as he’s a South African.
…and just because his Grandad was Scottish, this country was daft enough to give him refuge from the wicked South African Regime, funny how he never went back to live under Mandela though!!!
Fuck off, have you seen the crime figures! It’s fucking dangerous.
Love that photo, Hain feels the arrival of his old mate, Dark Baron Madlescum.
Guess what – posh education, professional-class parents, university, trendy left-wing politics, plotting the revolution from Daddy’s country cottage, lecturing others on their behaviour and spending other folks’ money.
Someone should send Hain over to Fukushima, they could use him to plug that crack in the leaky reactor. The radiation clearly wouldn’t worry him a jot.
This is where he should be, then falling up and down the station steps a few times.
Despicable heap of shite with a face the tone of raw sewage.
http://dailymoaner.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/Peter-Hain1.jpg
And finally we may learn the truth of exactly how he was exposed to that perma-tan blast of radiation.
2 possible reasons for the above 1. eating excessive amounts of carrots or that paint on tanning cream, I once saw a bloke painting himself with the stuff,look for streaky marks, unless he baths in the stuff.
I wear this tan as a proud and defiant tribute to all those wonderful blacks wat I freed from the chains of white oppression.
Sadly, to remind me that thanks to my efforts they are actually worse off under the current regime, those that survive the murder, stabbings, rapes and abuse, unfortunately live in unimaginable ( for me anyway ) poverty.
Such is life, meanwhile it’s not bad at this time of year in Wales.
A wrong ‘un!
http://www.thefreedictionary.com/wrong+%27un
“how he couldn’t add it all up. ” Sums are not our strong point.
What an elongated nipple head he is !!
Peter Hain also known as Perma Turd.
So, he’s a Hain in the pass?
Hain got off after blaming “a body double.”
Simple answer, just look fro a BOSS agent who was suffering from jaundice!
Scum, like all the champagne socialists.