Huhne is Alive
Guido was beginning to worry about Chris Huhne. Since the formation of the coalition, that he pushed for over any supply and confidence deal with the Tories, he has been almost invisible. Other than a weekend of bad press when he left his wife, Huhne has managed to stay below the radar and is almost an invisible Minister. Funny how he manages to be out of the country a lot when things get tricky.
There has been plenty of talk that he might be “on maneuvers but it seems the tactic is to do a little as possible above the parapet. Huhne has surfaced in the last twenty-four hours to call Baroness Warsi a nazi for her AV campaigning. This will no doubt please his mistress Carina Trimingham who is working for the Yes to AV campaign. The struggling LibDem membership, with their hearts wearily behind the “miserable little compromise”, will lap it up.
Should have Twatwatch tag!
Oh dear.
I can now report that the “To fast to deep” vocal software which malfunctioned so badly during the automaton Coopers speech in the commons earlier this week now appears to be working satisfactorily as evidenced by the automaton Eds presentation Today. We have however some work to do about the members of the public carefully placed behind our automatons each time they speak as none of them look remotely interested.
My fellow bathousers,
your callmeDave is doing one hell of a job. I told him this when we were daisychaining with Rahm and William.
The only reason we are in the EU is to find troughing jobs for the likes of Clegg and Huhne after the next election.
ONS claims £42 billion trade deficit last year and we still pay £9.2 billion to be part of the EU without any concessions in the CAP or FIsheries policy. No reason to be in the EU and certainly it is not in the national interest- politicians interest for fiddling. Get out of EU now to spend the money on jobs and growth for people of this country.
As the Baroness is about the size of the Hitler house he might well be right.
How dare you.
How’s Uddin getting along with building an Islamic Sudetenland in East London?
We demand union with P*kistan immediately!
Mr Kettle, Mrs Pot’s on the phone.
PS – has the Sub-ed been on the singles again?
The (at least ) half a dozen speling and gramaticerl errers in the auto-email I received a few minutes ago suggest this post might be the work of the padawan rather than the Jedi himself.
Suggests BBITGUE is in their office
Positioning himself to take on Simon Hughes in the leadership contest after Clegg is ousted perhaps in May(especially if on top of the expected annihilation of LibDem councillors nationwide Cleggie also manages to lose the AV referendum) He needs to have as little association as possible with the Tories to appeal to the “sandalistas”
simon hughes, I knew there was a name missing from the ‘most loathsome’ list yesterday !
600 odd names missing
Huhne is a huhnes, huhne, no mistake.
Definitly a rong un.
I have decided that Hunt , is the new Gordon, Hiding away whenever trouble is around, Lets just hope while he is hiding away he is not doing any work on the scam of Climate change/Global warming.
Geez, you should see the bird he dumped for the one he’s bagged – Stevie Wonder would think he’d been ripped off; poor, poor bastard. Apparently one of them used to be dyke but out of persecution rather than choice. Shudder
Clegg was keen to point out in a speech “”On the no side are the BNP, the communists, the Conservative party …” – when it comes to guilt and smear by association the squalid hypocrisy of LibDems know no bounds …
Is this Cyber spinning post?
Not for nothing is he known as the Huhney Monster.
How much does he ask for? It can’t be that much, surely?
Does he declare it for tax purposes?
Hunhe is one of the weaker ministers in the current government. His total apparent inability to understand the present problems besetting energy policy, and the impending need to ration electricity if we don’t start bringing new power stations on-line before 2015, mean that we’re going to make a big problem worse. Spending money we don’t have on windmills won’t help.
If Hunhe or any of his bag-carriers read this – for God’s sake (and the country’s) go and talk to the engineers responsible for balancing the grid. Now. Listen very carefully to what they have to say. Ignore the academics and the Greens, talk to the people who’s job it is to do the doing. You need to know what they know – and now.
You used too many words. Now my brain hurts.
Bit highbrow for ‘ere, ‘ee must be a Mail reader. Suffice to say, Huhne’s a gimp usually does the trick.
I’d love to see Huhne globally warmed
Look, if you had as many houses as Chris Huhne, you’d struggle to find time to do the day job as well.
Practising that fake indignation he peforms so well of Question Time must eat the hours too.
Cheaper to put in a few more cables under the Channel to France’s extremely cheap nuclear-powered electricity.
They have that much spare capacity?
Course they do, it’s nuclear, very efficient – better than tilting at windmills!
Well said engineer, on the nail. Too many lawyers in government, along with ex council drones and other wasters. If the engineers talked to Huhne he would go glassy-eyed, unable to comprehend the information, and he would run back to the wizards and soothsayers that he indulges.
“Huhne is alive” but he is dead from the neck up.
This affliction isn’t unusual in Westminster.
Can we change Hunt for bercow?
I can actually merge them together if you like.
The result will be dead, of course, but definitely an improvement.
Along with the two Edds makes my skin crawl just to even look at him
From Huhne’s election leaflet below a photo of him with his wife and kids: “Families. Where would we be without them?”
Shagging a butch dominatrix mistress called Carina?
Have you got her phone number?
Dial: 0898 MISTRESS CRUELLA
Ain’t she sexy?!
http://blogs.notw.co.uk/bb/huhne_carina2.jpg
I can confirm that he has been keeping his head down, and the pic above was his reaction on coming up for air.
She has dark hair and a mac
gove would think so – although he likes his with a bit more meat on
Yeah, alive, but brain dead.
I hate Huhne
I have been taking lessons in invisibility from Mad, Bad & Dangerous Gordon McRuin.
you’ve done this 5 times already billy bumblefuck
it isn’t getting any funnier peewee kiwi
are you aware how sad you are ?
get a life
Moaner about a moaner is more pathetic to be fair.
get a life
says the 4qn eejit obsessive who’s home is this blog
In football song Style!
There’s Only One Window Licker,
One Window Lii icker!
and his name Issss
Thick Ass Thief.
@ lol. You’re also completely wrong !
Huhne is one of the few politicians to leave his wife for someone less attractive. His ex wife may be plain but I’d rather give her the hot beef injection than the scary looking dominatrix he’s shacked up with.
Perhaps the new one brings a friend along to join in.
he did ‘a charles’
Although the existence of large-scale global Huhne has often been predicted it completely fails to show up in the data. Scientists are beginning to suspect that there is no more to Huhne than a lot of carbon dioxide and methane. Others point to steadily-rising ennui levels. One thing is for sure; if Huhne does prove to be a mirage, Guido’s commenters will have find a new euphemism for ‘c
Perhaps Huhne is trying to hide his political decline?
He might be dead by the time this lot have finished with him today:
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-12905225
‘Energy secretary Chris Huhne will meet oil and gas firms on Thursday over the government’s North Sea tax hike.’
O/T and No! I don´t read the Sun, I just like a laugh every now and again.
How about following this up Guido?
http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/3501233/Firebrand-Bob-Crow-raps-banks-but-union-owns-bank-shares.html
Of course they do…their financial advisors know a good investment when they see one…only the gullible would think otherwise..just like they think that the only politcians that are millionaires from a privileged backgrounds and went to private school and Oxbridge are Tories
If you had choice about waterboarding one out of Chris Hunt and Ed Balls , Who would you pick?
Testicles by a mile.
I refer my Honourable Friend to the answer I gave yesterday when I explained to the House that Huhne was as irritating as vindaloo haemorrhoid cream.
I would weight the decision for office and regard it as a matter of urgency to waterboard a member with their hands currently near the levers of power. But I would let Ed Balls do the honours for a special treat as it would give him an idea of what he has to look forward to.
Where was your order of the OTT for Warsi, Guido?
shame i’m married he sounds like a top bloke ! moron.
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Hacking MPs’ phones ‘could amount to contempt of parliament’ says the Gruniad.
Contempt of Parliament? roflmfao
They certainly have earned my foo-king contempt.
tottywatch alert
not all bad at Harrow
http://www.thisislondon.co.uk/standard/article-23937244-art-teacher-at-harrow-whose-topless-photos-were-shared-by-the-boys.do
Hubba hubba, you can bet she’s not a socialist.
“If you mention Hitler or the Nazis during a dispute, you automatically lose whatever arguement you were taking part in…”
So you cant ask if Nazis are solailist?
I’ve been sent an application form for a postal Ballot by the AV Yes Campaign, along with their facile blurb.
I thought Postal Ballots were handled by the Town Halls; not the Political parties?
I didn’t realise that we were going to have a repeat of the postal vote farce for the referendum.
it appears Huhne has been on tv today claiming that the uk will be exporting 30% of our wind power in a few years.
Question – how do you export wind power? – it could be that I’m thick but exporting wind power …. ????
What is striking is the fact that many Lib Dems have turned out to be a very useful “5th column” for the Tories. Well done lads – this coalition may go a distance yet.
I still think it a shame that com-EDy is allowed to run the Labour party so far into the ground. The nutters he appeals to have found his voice disproportionately representational.